Heppner gazette., June 10, 1909, Image 8

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EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
A Persistent Hen.
Ever hear about our little red ben?
"Well, sir, she was on the set for
keeps. Couldn't keep her off. Old
doorknobs, soda bottles, lamp chlm
ners, match safes anything was good
enough for her. Finally I put her on
three mud turtles, and I hope to die
Jf she didn't hatch out alligators yes,
sir, three of 'em! One of 'em ate her
up, and when we opened him there
was the hen settin on his back teeth,
and they'd swelled up so they choked
him to death. Exchange,
Unreasonable.
"My husband is so very onreaaona
.fcle." "Most husbands are. What did yours
Tie fixed a fishhook in one of his
pockets because he pretended to sup
pose that I robbed him at night, and
then he blamed me because he forgot
It was there."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Coarsely Defined.
"What is the distinguishing quality
if the problem play?"
"It makes you thiuk. The first half
keeps you wondering what the ques
tion is, and the second half keeps you
guessing what's the answer." Wash
ington Star.
The Mean Thing!
Mrs. Oldham-Why are you so down
en that lively Mr. Bachelor? Mrs.
Toungling-Oh. he snubbed our pre
cious Alfred! He said he thought
baby might some day become rice
president. Exchange.
In order to love mankind we must
not expect too much of them. Helve
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A Thirteenth Century Drink.
Thirteenth century tastes in food
had few limitations. Besides the "fowl
of Africa and the rare gadwit of
Ionia" mentioned by ' Fltzstephen,
gourmets in the time of King John
used to regale themselves on herons,
cranes, crows, storks, cormorants and
bitterns. Some would wash their
down with wine, but the ma
jority drank mead or metheglln. Mead,
according to Hoiinshed, was oniy me
washing of the combs after the honey
bad been taken from them and so poor
a beverage that it had to be spiced,
peppered or made palatable with
sweetbrier or thyme. But metheglln
contained one hundredweight of honey
to twenty-four gallons of water and
must have been much more intoxicat
ing than the strongest old ale of the
present day. London Chronicle.
Calling the Deaf.
"To waken a deaf person who wishes
to be called at a certain time in the
morning is about the hardest proposi
tion a hotel clerk runs up against,"
said a member of that fraternity. "To
ring the telephone Is useless, because
the man can't hear. Knocking, for the
same reason. Is futile. Now and then
a guest who has lost his hearing sug
gests that he leave hla door open so
we can walk right In and shake him,
hut even if he does appear to be dead
game there are so many chances of
somebody less guileless than ourselves
walking in ahead of us that we can't
mnsent to that simple expedient It
seems to me the man who can patent
n device for waking the deaf Is sure
of fame and fortune, not to mention the
gratitude of the brotherhood of hotel
clerks."- Exchange.
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wholesale house in the Northwest.
For 44 years continuously in business right
here in Portland.
We are now making a radical departure.
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purchase CYRUS NOBLE we are going to
sell direct and save you money.
No more danger of refilled bottles.
No more danger of not getting the real thing.
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all charge prepaid to the rUU
nearest railroad expreu office for
Pure old honest whiskey bottled by the
distillers. Every bottle guaranteed.
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A PORTION OF THE CASCADE COURT.
The Palace of Oriental Exhibits forms one of the twelve mammoth dis
play buildings first completed by the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposition
Its lines are in pleasing contrast, to the Agricultural and Manufacturers
buildings, with which they are grouped, and their position overlooks the
beautiful formal gardens and water display of the Cascades and Geyser.
Basin.
The exhibi placed within the walls of the Oriental building consti
tutes one of the most gorgeous displays of Far Eastern art and manu
factured articles ever shipped from the Orient, and is bewildering in
beauty and extent. Not a country of Asia is without representation, and
treasures of old and modern art, never before permitted to leave the
lands in which they were created, will be seen for the first time in the
land of the Occident. The matter of arrangement of the Oriental exhibit
has been placed in the hands of the most competent and artistic men at
command and its display will be worthy of the magnificent collection.
About the Oriental building are gathered the great buildings housing
the United States exhibit and the Alaska, Hawaiian and Philippine dis
plays. One of the largest bandstands is within close distance, and from
its doors the most noted musical organizations of the world will be heard
dailv.
THE FINE ARTS PALACE, A.-Y.-P. EXPOSITION, SEATTLE.
Into the Palace of Fine Arts there has gone as fine a collection of
works of art as has ever been shown at a world's fair. It is made up
of loan collections from Great Britain, France, Italy, Germany and the
Eastern states of America. Also there are valuable specimens of work
by the leading modern artists of Japan and China, and many of the more
notable works of their ancient artists.
So valuable is the collection that Insurance in the sum of $1,225,000
has been placed upon it with Lloyds.
The building is absolutely fireproof. It is of reinforced concrete and
brick and, at the end of the Exposition, it will revert to the University of
Washington, by which it will be used as a School of Chemistry.
Domestic' Economy.
"Hey, mon," exclaimed the braw,
bonnle north countryman, "thrift is a
wunnerful thing!"
-'Yes," replied his English traveling
companion. "You're right there. Now,
I gave my wife a ten pound note to
manage on Inst time I was away, and
would you believe it? Instead of ex
ceeding It she saved nearly a sover
eign out of it to buy herself a batl"
"That's nowt," replied the Scotsman.
"My wife gives the kids ha'pennies
apiece to go to bed supperless; when
they're asleep she takes the ha'pen
nies off on 'em ageean, and then she
makes 'em do wl'out ony breakfasts
for losln 'em! Hey, mon, that's
thriftr London Scraps.
The Mendicant.
There are those who ascribe the
word "mendicant" to the silly appella
tion put forth as a conundrum, mean
ing a poor wretch beyond the power of
mending. But something very close to
the term was In use as long ago as
when Chaucer wrote his "Canterbury
Tales." In the "Sompnoure's Tale"
this occurs:
Therefore we "mendlants." we sely freres,
Ben wedded to poverte and continence,
To charltee, humblesse and abstinence,
etc.
The "sompnoure" of Chaucer was, of
course, a suinmoner, or apparitor, and
a person of low cstato, and here we
have, it is believed, the origin of the
word, which came into common em
ployment later.
How About a Good Back View?
"Auntie Liz had a hard time hav
ing her picture taken today," said her
tfephew, who had just opened a photo
graphic studio and had very cour
teously asked his aunt to come and
pose for a new picture.
"Why, what was the trouble?" asked
his brother.
"Well, you see. when I told her to
look pleasant she didn't look natural,
and when I told her to look natural
she didn't look pleasant." Ladies'
Home Journal.
Not a Romance.
"Dear heart," she murmured.
"Only 20 cents a pound," explained
the butcher.
"I think I'll take pome liver."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Let no man presume to give advice
to others who has not first given good
counsel to himself.-Beneca.
mi r . $
Foley's Honey and Tar clears the air
passages, stops the irritation in the
throat, poothe s the inflamed membranes
and the mot obstinate conuh disap
pears. Sore and inflamed lungs are
healed and strengthened, anq the cold
in excelled from the svstem. Refuse
any bnt the genuine in the yellow pack
age. Sold by Slocnm Drug Co.
Location Wanted.
Farmers locate me near you. Write
terms. Reel estate thieves don't an
swer. Box 187, Portland, Oregon.
If yon take this paper anu Vbe Weekly
Oreffvnlan you won't bave to be your
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office, The Dalle. Oregon,
May 6, 1S09.
Notice is hereby giyen that Henry A. Emry,
of Hantaan, Oregon, who, on March 7, 1905,
made homestead entry (serial No. 035X No
14256. for lot 4 section 19, lots 1, 2 and 8, section
30, township 4 south, range 26 E. W.M., has filed
notice of Intention to make final commutation
proof, to establish claim to the land above de-scribed.-before
J. P. Williams, U. 8. Commls
sior er, at bis office In Heppner, Oregon, on the
22d day of June, 1909.
Claimant names as witner ses:
Edward Merrill Frank Creamer. Fred Knight
on anil W. P. Prophet. ft'I of Hardman, Oregon.
ay 13-June 17 C. W. MOOltE, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
United states Linrt Offiice
LsOrnndc, Oregon. May 20, 1W9.
Notlee is herebv given that State of Oregon
has filed In this ofneo an nprlication. Serial No.
(iC'JS to sekct nndn the provisions of the Act of
Congn of Ansiist It, liH sr:d the Acts
supplementary and Bmecdst'.ry thereto, the
NWU'of 8K54 of Kectioa S, Towat-hip 4 South
Range 27 Kast Willamette Mer'dinii.
Aoyond all persons claiming sdverjely the
Intxlf described, or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land, or for nny
other re:on. to the disposal to applicant,
sbcn'd fil their affidavits of protest in this
office, on or before the loth dny of July 1W9.
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At the Minstrels.
"What," asked Mistah Houes of Mta
tah Tambo at the conclusion of the
Justly celebrated silver sand clog dance
by Professor Slinghclc "what am da
diffunce atween a red headed brake
man dat gits offen a freight train an
lets it run In on de sidin' at a small
town at midnight an a man dat has a
whole lot o work to do an' keeps git
tin' somebody else ter do it because he
loafs all de time?"
"How dat?" asked MIstah Tambo,
nervously strumming his tambourine.
MIstah Bones repeated his conun
drum, and Mr. Tambo immediately
said:
"What am de diffunce, anyway?"
"One am a-workln' de switch an' de
addah am a-swltchln' de work," ex
plained MIstah Bones.
Before the applause hod eubsided
Mr. Squeekln de Throte, the celebrated
contra tenor, stepped to the footlights
and began the rendition of the pa
thetic ballad, "It Would Have Been
All the Same Today If You Hadn't
Done What You Did."-St. Paul Pioneer-Press.
Going, Going, Gone!
A New York auctioneer was begging
the crowd for a bid. He pleaded for
ten minutes and then In desperation
cried :
"For the Lord's sake, will no one
give me a bid ?"
A mild spoken gentleman replied:
"Why, yes, old man, I'll try to help
you out. I bid you good night."
And the kindly disposed one depart
ed, leaving the auctioneer to the ten
der mercies of a laughing crowd. Re
hoboth Sunday Herald.
Where There's Will
Helen's mother passed her the cake,
and when the little one went to reach
across the plate for the largest piece
her mamma said, "Always take the
piece nearest to you, dear."
"Well, then, turn the plate around,"
was the answer. Delineator.
A Weighty Questien.
"I took In $2 Just now," said the first
promoter. "Good enough," declared
the second promoter. "Shall we Issue
additional stock to correspond with
our Increased capital or shall we have
lunch?" ruck.
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upon receipt of Cutulotr Trice.
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Sam E. VanVacior.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on west end of May Street
Heppner Oregon.
C. E. WOODSON.
A TTORNEY-A T-LA W
Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon
W. L. SMITH. .
ABSTRACTER.
Only complete let of abstract books
in Morrow county.
Hkppneb,
Obeoon
Frank B. Kistner
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Patterson & Son's drugstore
Resideucein Morrow ; building over
Patterson & Son's Drugstore.
R. W. HICK0K
Grainbroker
Heitner,
Oregon
S. E. Notson
A TTORNFj Y A T LA W
Office In Odd Fellows Bid? Heppner, Oregon.
DR. METZLER.
DENTIST
Located in Odd Fellows building.
Rooms 5 and 6.
DR. At. A. LEACH
DENTIST
Permanently located in Heppner. Office
in the new Fair building. Gas ad
ministered.
N. E. WINNARD, M. D.
PHYSICIAN tc SIHliEOS
Graduate of:
Lenox College, 1885.
Chicago Homeopathic Med.JColIege
1893.
Rusk Medical College, 1802.
NOTICE FOR rurUCATION Isolnted Tract.i
Tublic Land Sale. Sorlal No. 01688.
United State- Land Office, The Dalles, Oroeon,
May 24, Wit.
Notice Is hereby givon that, as directed by the
Commissioner of the General I-and Office, under
provisions of Act ol Congress approved J line 27,
l'JOti, Public N . 303. we will offer at pnolie
sale, to the hiebest bidder, at 9:45 o'clock a. in.,
on the fith day of July next, at this otliee, the
following tract of land, to-wit: NWJiScctlon
23 Tp. 2 S. R, 26 E. W. M.?
Any persons claiming adversely th above
described lauds ar3 advised to file their claims
or objections, on or before the day above denig
nated for sate.
May 27-Jnly I C. W. MOORE, Register.
A recornlzed eutnorlty The Weekly
Oreroaian.
Cleanses the system
thoroughly and clears
sallow complexions of
pimples and blotches.
It is guaranteed
Pop Sale by Kloou'H T3rxs Companyi