Heppner gazette., May 06, 1909, Image 8

Tho Kind You Have Always
in use for over 30 years,
and has
frf--- sonal supervision since its infancy
'-&CUZi. Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good " are but
Experiments that trille with and endanger the health of
Infants aud Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. '
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the
The M You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TBI CCNTAUR COMMNV, TT MURRAY STRCCT, NEWtORK CITY.
HOLY GROANING.
The Sin of Worldly Pleasure In the
Seventeenth Century.
Buckle gfes a graphic picture of the
attitude of the kirk of Scotland to
worldly pleasures during the seven
teenth century. Cheerfulness, especial
ly when it rose to laughter, was to be
jruarded against Smiling might occa
sionally be allowed: still, being a car
nal pastime, it was a sin to smile on
Sunday. No husband should kiss his
wife and no mother her child on the
Sabbath day. Jesting was incompati
ble with a holy and serious life. The
ministers were given much to weep
ing, groaning and lamentations. One,
the Rev. Alexander Dunlop, was noted
lor his "holy groan." To engage in the
frivolous art of writing poems was
condemned. Men should not disport
themselves with music; dancing was a
"serious sin;" joyousness even at a
christening was a scandal. One should
speak and walk with gravity and so
lemnity; he should not enjoy his din
ner; enly the ungodly relished food.
The great object of life was to be In a
Etate of affliction. Whatever pleased
the senses was to suspected. Whatever
was natural was wrong. The church
men grew sour in countenance, harsh
3u voice. Joy and love disappeared or
were forced to hide in obscure corners.
XtJS3XM3imtCf
Biles.
"What sort of time do you expect
to hare during the social season?"
"Fine," answered Mr. Cumrox.
"Mother and the girls will be so busy
thinking about their clothes that they
won't have time to notice my gram
mars'Washington Star.
All charges prepaid
11 4
quart bottle, of GENUINE CYRUS
NOBLE direct to you, all charge paid
to the nearest railroad express office.
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Containing all those secondary constituents
the government chemists say MUST BE THERE
that it may be called whiskey.
Any so called whiskey that doesn't contain them,
whether bottled in bond or cot, is alcohol not
whiskey.
CYRUS NOBLE is pure.
It is old.
It is whiskey and nothing but whiskey.
Now sold direct to you by the biggest and best
known legitimate wholesalers in the Northwest.
W. J. VAN.SCHUYVER & CO.
Eital!uhed 1864 105-107 Second Street. Portland. Oregon
CUT T THIS
W. J. Van Scbuyw & Co riU4. Om
ExWd plw hA $4-90 for wKkK pbwe kkJ
four quarts GENUINE CYRUS NOBLE.
Nan
P.O.
Bought, and which lias been
has borno tho signature of
been made under his per-
Signature of
'MAN MONEY.
The Old Teutonic Law on Killing or
Injuring Other.
The system of atoning for death or
bodily injuries inflicted on others by
paying damages is as old as the earli
est Teutonic laws, praised by Tacitus.
The trespasser was always required to
make peace with the aggrieved family
of the victim by "Wer-Geld."
"Wer" Is the ancient German for
man. "Geld," now, as in the days of
Wotan, means money.
Damages were assessed in accord
ance with the rank and wealth of the
injured party, and the money was
paid over in the presence of the whole
community, its acceptance forestalling
feuds. Indeed, the recognition of Wer
Geld ("money for the man" killed) by
law precluded further bloodshed or
other forms of revenge.
If the slayer wns not rich enough to
pay the required sum, he turned over
to the injured parties his sons as
slaves. If his sons were not sufficient
guarantee for the payment of the
debt, the slayer himself had to turn
bondsman, both the letter and the
spirit of the law requiring that the
full amount of damage inflicted be
recovered by the aggrieved parties.
New York World.
The Other 8lde.
"I've been wondering about some
thing." "About what?"
"I wonder if cooks ever get together
and discuss the missus problem.
Kansas City Journal.
Virtue has many preachers, but few
martyrs. Helvetia.
to the nearest express office.
LtnC HO Mill. TO-OftT
st eace hy iilm prcpud.
Sum
$4.22
HORSES AND DONKEYS.
Early Habits That Domestication Have
Not Eradicated.
A curious question in evolution was
once put to a scientist prominent in the
service of the government. "Why is
It." some one asked, "that horses shy
and donkeys do not V"
The answer was to the following ef
fect: The ancestors of the horse were ac
customed to roam over the plains,
where every tuft of grass or bush
might conceal an enemy waiting ir
ambush. In these circumstances the
must have thno and again saved the'
lives by quickly starting back or else
suddenly jumping to one side who
without warning some strange object
appeared to them. Tin habit must
have indeed been a strong one, seeint
that so many years of domestication
have not eradicated it.
On the other hand, the donkey is de
scended from animals that lived among
the hills, with the usual precipices and
dangerous declivities, and from these
conditions, it would appear, there re
sulted its slowness and sure footedness.
The donkey's ancestors were not, then,
so liable to sudden attacks from wild
beasts and snakes. Moreover, sudden
and wild starts would have been pos
itively dangerous to the donkey's for
bears. Consequently they learned to
avoid the characteristic trick of the
horse. The habit of eating thistles, pe
culiar to the donkey, seems also to
have been inherited from its ancestors.
In the dry, barren localities they in
habited there was often very little
food; therefore they learned to eat the
hard, dry and even prickly plants and
undergrowth when nothing else pre
sented itself New York Tribune.
THE MONTEREY CYPRESS.
Found In' Its Wild State In Only Two
Spots In the World.
One of the most interesting ind pic
turesque trees in the world, as well as
one of the most ancient, is the Cupres
sus inacracarps, or Monterey cypress.
Its native habitat is extremely restrict
ed, for it is found in its wild state in
only two spots in the whole wide world
on the edge of a grove of conifers
stretching for a few miles between
the bay of Monterey and the bay of
Carmel (the latter of which bears a
striking resemblance in outline and
color to Its prototype in the Floly Land)
and in a similar spot near Pescadero, a
little town lying on the coast between
Monterey and San Francisco. The
Monterey grove consists of only a dor
en or two cypresses of large size and
most striking appearance. Their trunks
are massive and wrinkled with hoary
age, while their boughs, gnarled and
twisted, grow chiefly on one side away
from the stormy winds that have buf
feted them for thousands of years. The
noble trees are limited to the rocky
wind beaten shore, on which some of
them have but n precarious ,iotd.
Hemmed between the slowly encroach
ing ocean on one hand and a pine for
est on the other, their future Is ex
posed to great hazard. It is therefore
gratifying to observe that a fair num
ber of thrifty young cypresses are
holding their own against the pines for
a short distance inland. Scientific
American.
A Queen's Will.
Queen Adelaide, the wife of William
IV., was a woman of great piety and
exceptional humility, which was shown
in the directions for her funeral.
"I die in all humility," she wrote,
"knowing well we are all alike before
the throne of God. and I request, there
fore, that my mortal remains be con
veyed to the grave without any pomp
or ceremony. They are to be moved to
St. George's chapel, Windsor, where 1
request to have a quiet funeral.
"I particularly desire not to be laid
out In state, and the funeral to take
place by daylight; no procession, the
coffin to be carried by sailors to the
chapel. I die in peace and wish to be
carried to the tomb in peace and free
from the vanities and pomp of this
world." London Home Notes.
Ancient Egyptian Stone.
Stones were formed into the shapes
of beetles by the ancient Egyptians.
They regarded the beetle as an em
blem of immortality, and hence it was
the most popular of aH forms of or
nament. Counterfeit beetles of com
mon stones were commonly buried
with dead persons, and It was custom
ary to engrave upon them the expres
sion of wishes for future repose and
happiness, dedications of the soul to
God and various hieroglyphs. One of
the latter was a hawk with a human
head, symbolizing resurrection. An
other, the vulture, meant maternity. A
goose was the son of a king.
The Proper Instinct.
"Birdset seems to have the proper in-,
stlncts for a married man."
"You mean that lie can tell a grace
ful lie. has developed a keen sense of
cunning and has learned to concca1! bis
real income from his wife."
"Yes. and also to know that she real
ly knows just how he Is deceiving
tu?r." New. York Herald.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION'. Isolde! Tract.)
Public Iand Sale.
Serial No. C4!S.
Unitnd States Land Office. The Italic, Or?on
April ), 1H09.
Notice ix hereby Riven that, on directed by the
Commissioner of the General Ldnd Offire, under
provisions of Act of Conirrefte approved June 27,
V.m. Public No. 303, we will ofK-r Ht public
NAle to the hlRheRt bidder, St P:S0 o'clock a. m
on the mil day of May, 1809 next, at thig office,
the following Ttntct of land to wif NE'-i
NK'i 'J",, tp. 2 S. H. U E. and lot 2. SEW
N W , NW fE! aec. 30 tp. 2 8 K 2.1 K. W. M.
Any peraona claiming adveraeiv the above
described landa are adviaed to file their claim,
or objections, on or before tte day alKive desig
nated for aale,
Apr 15 May 20 C. W. MOOKE, Register.
How Modern "rvistt Make a New
Painting an Antique.
Europe Is full of artists who, as far
as line and color go, can turn ad
mirable copies of . anything. These
copies are made on old canvases
mounted on a framework of old wood,
and when I'm paint Is dry the picture
!:j pur through an ingenious aging
process. A certain hind of varnish
gives a ripe golden tune, and deepen
ing of shadows, with a suggestion of
the soli of ceiitui'leii, hi hid by the
smearing of lieorh e jr.I ;e. As for the
cracked paint surface sure sign of
age that Ii obtained by baking the
picture carefully l.i an oven or by
lnylng a plaque of metal on the can
vas and (striking it gently with a ham
mer. Worm holes i'.i frame or panels
are merely a mat ter of tin;1 shot fired
in and afterward picked out. And
fly specks to deceive tho flics them
selves may bo had by ths judicious
spatter of India ink.
No doubt to the sure connoisseur
there is something hard and cold about
the copies, something vaguely unsatis
fying, but no one can deny "that they
are enormously like the originals so
much like them that the great mu
seums of Europe, nil unsuspecting,
have hung their walls with these mel
low masterpieces of yesterday. It is
said, for instance, that Rembrandt's
portrait of Sobleski In tho Louvre is
not the original at nil, but only a
copy, the original being in Russia.
Cleveland Moffett in Success.
ANOTHER WORLD.
This Charming Bit of Philosophy
Points tho Road to It.
I live in two worlds one in which I
must consider the weather and clothes
and meals and bills coming due and a
host of duties and obligations, some of
which weary me. It isn't really a bad
world, and I haven't much ground to
complain of it. It is comparatively a
poor world, however, when set against
that other world into which I retire
with every opportunity the glorious,
free and perfect world of my imagina
tion. The common world, the world of
meals and clothes and weather, I share
with everybody. No preference or spe
cial consideration Is given to me. I
often get a kick or a cuff that I de
spise, even though I know that I earn
ed it. But the other world is all my
own. I am Its creator, king and mas
ter. Nothing happens in it that does
not please me; nothing exists without
my consent. It revolves around me. I
am its sun and center; all else is sub
ordinate. There is no order, system or
law In it that gives me the slightest
trouble, for I alter, change or abolish
these at my pleasure. Of course I es
cape whenever I can from the common
everyday world in which I am so In
significant into the world which is
wholly my own. Orlando Jay Smith.
The Journey.
A little work, a little sweating, a
few brief, flying years; a little joy, a
little fretting, some smiles and then
some teurs; a little resting In the shad
ow, a struggle to the height, a futile
search for Eldorado and then we say
good night. Some moiling in the strife
and clangor; some years in doubt and
debt; some words we spoke in foolish
anger that we would fain forget; some
cheery words we said unthinking that
made a sad heart light; the banquet,
with its feast and drinking-and then
we say good night. Some questioning
of creeds and theories and Judgment
of the dead, while God, who never
sleeps or wearies, is watching over
head; some little laughing and some
sighing; some sorrow, some delight; a
little music for the dying and then
we say good night. Walt Mason In Em
poria Gazette.
8yringe Bearing Firemen.
A studious fireman looked up from
his book.
"In place of all these here electric
engines, automatic chutes and so on,"
he said, "the only instrument they had
to fight fire with In the seventeenth
century was the syringe. Under the
roof of every building that they
thought worth saving like cathedrals
and such there were big.tanks to catch
the rainwater, and beside each tank
hung a syringe a yard long. Then
when a fire came squirt, squirt, they
went with their syringes, and the
building quickly burned down to the
ground." New Orleans Times-Democrat.
One on the Court Jester.
Timon of Athens had just boon mar
ried. As he wafted down tho aisle of
the chapel with his bride the court
jester cried:
"Walt, Timon. I would have n word
with you."
The misanthrope turned. Here was
the ere chance of his life for a quip.
"Timon tied waits for no man," he
said. "There, now; I'm square with
you." And he drifted out the portal.
Exchange.
Maybe.
"Young man." iid Mr. Rluffkins,
"when I was your n?e I always stood
at the head of my class."
"Well," answered the fearfully pre
cocious boy, "maybe teachers were
easier to fool then than lhoy are now."
Exchange.
Cures Biliousness, Sick ijj y iT Cleanses the system
Headache, Sour Stom- J fjT JS I i II thoroughly and clears
ach, Torpid Liver and HHHia.J (Z7 sallow complexions of
Chronic Constipation. T qvflf Ffrtif Qvffffl PJmPles and blotches.
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Plan for
Summer Comfort
Don't add the heat of a kitchen1?
fire to the sufficient discomfort
Use a New Perfection Wick Blue
Flame Oil Cook-Stove and cook in
comfort.
With a "New Perfection"
Oil Stove the preparation of
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daily meals, or the big weemy
"baking," ia done without rais
ing the temperature perceptibly
above that ot any other room
in the house. Another great advantage of
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is its handsome CABINET TOP, which gives it every
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top shelf for warming plates and keeping cooked food hot,
drop shelves for holding small cooking utensils, and is
even fitted with racks for towels. Made in three sizes,
ind can be had
at your dealer
LONG FEASTS.
One Chinese Dinner and a Couple of
Eskimo Banquets.
Mr. Ward, the American envoy to
China, who tried to secure an inter
view with tho emperor, Ilieng Fung. In
1859, tells how he was entertained at
dinner that lasted from noon one day
until G o'clock on the evening of the
day following. The total number of
courses is not given, but Ward men
tions that he had to give in after par
taking of 13S different dishes, "where
upon his hosts wondered greatly" pre
sumably at his abstemiousness.
rrobnbly, however, the Eskimo ban
quets last longer than any others and
the quantity of food swallowed is also
proportionately greater. Ross records
that seven of his party of natives once
ate continuously for thirty-three hours,
during which time they consumed 200
pounds of eeal meat. Europeans ex
posed to the same climatic conditions
act in much the same way. Captain
Scott of the Discovery on his return
from his long sledge Journey over the
inland ice of the antarctic continent
did nothing but eat and sleep for the
space of three days and nights, and
even then he was still hungry.
Commander Teary and his party, re
turning famished from their futile
dash for the pole in 100(5, slaughtered
a herd of seven musk oxen on Ilazen
island, off the extreme north of Green
land. For two days and nights "there
after they crouched inside their snow
huts, eating continuously, and when
they had finished the pile of bones
outside was "as high as a tall man's
chin."
FREAKS OF FOOD.
Queer Effects That Are a Puzzle to the
Physician.
As regards drink, writes Dr. Beverly
Robinson in the Medical Record, I have
known a tumblerful of milk to bring
on an attack of asthma with hives in
an otherwise healthy child. When the
milk was taken and a piece of bread
eaten at the same time there was no
asthma and no hives. I could explain
this by saying that the bread helped
break up curd and that stomachal di
gestion was not Interfered with. But
why and precisely in what manner and
for what reason asthma and' hives
were occasioned are certainly matters
largely of thought and conjecture. I
have known mushrooms in good condi
tion and on repeated occasions to cause
most distressing oedema of the uvula
and palate. Trior to these attacks the
same Individual had eaten mushrooms
repeatedly with no bad or unpleasant
effects at all and had thoroughly en
joyed them. I have known an Individ
ual in whom a single strawberry would
give neuralgia :f the tooth which last
ed twelve to t wenty-fonr hours. Again,
prior to the iittacks of neuralgia of
the dental branches of tho fifth nerve
the same individual had eaten repeat
edly and abundantly of strawberries
without pain, ache or unpleasant symp
toms of r.ny kind. In this case It
seemed as though the only plausible
though imt entirely satisfactory expla
nation was 'that with increasing years
strawberries had become inimical to
that naticnt.
OAQTOniA.
Bean the 0U HaVfl W3VS
of
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with or without Cabinet Top. If not
s address our nearest agency. (
mvm. mmn
the
The OtA T mm-n !ve tdect
Jf JL4rJJ combustion
whether high
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If not at your dealer's address our nearest agency.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(Incorporated)
A recognuea autnorlty The Weekly
Orejronlan
Sam E. VanVactor,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on west end of Mar Street
Heppner Oregon.
C. E. WOODSON.
A TTORNE Y- A T-LA W
ortlce In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon
E. J. KELLER
Auctioneer
Out of town sales promptly attended to.
Charges very reasonable.;
Ione, ... Oregon.
W. L. SMITH,
ABSTRACTER.
Only complete set of abstract books
in Morrow oounty.
Hefpneb,
Oregon .
DR. ALEXANDER REID
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office Morrow Building
Residence Church street
Calls received at Patterfon'e Drug Store
Frank B. Kistner
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Patterson & Son's drugstore
Residence in Morrow .building over
Patterson & Son's Drugstore.
R. W. HICKOK
Grainbroker
IIefpner,
Orkoon
S. E. Notson
A TTORNE Y AT LAW.
Office In Odd Fellows Bid Heppner, Oregon.
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DR. METZLER.
DENTIST
Located in Odd Fellows building.
Rooms 5 and 6.
DR. Al. A. LEACH
IKNTIHT
Permanently located in Heppner. Office
in the new Fair building. Gas administered.
N. E. VVINNARD, At. D.
IWI1MC1AN & M ltUFO
Graduate of:
Lenox College, 1885.
Chicago Homeopathic Med.'College
1890.
Rusk Medical College, 1892.
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