Get Rid of Spring Humors
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cause in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples,
and other eruptions, also weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling.
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buy any preparation said to be "just as good," you may be sure it is in
ferior, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit.
Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today, in the usual liquid form or in
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Nothing: Uncertain About Jack.
Nan Well, there's one thing about
Jack, anyhow. He speaks right out what
he thinks. You always know where to
find him.
Fan That's so. I nearly always find
him here when I come.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Usod tho
world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
Where the Trouble Was.
"Old chap, why don't you make up your
mind to marry and settle down?"
"You chump, it takes two minds to do
that, and I haven't quite got Freda's
mind made up yet." Chicago Tribune.
CASTOR I A
lor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature of
No Baals.
"Miss Fimmie, may I er call on
you?"
"No, indeed, sir; you have known me
six months, and you've never sent me
picture postcard.''
One on Lucie Uirnm.
City Niece Well, Uncle IHrain, how
did you enjoy the tea with the slices of
lemon in it?
Uncle Hiram Tea? Gosh, gal!
thought that was pure out-and-out cir
cus lemonade.
JtaJTICUBED HOTEL WAITERS,
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Latest Innovation In the Service oil
a Leading Caravansary,
Manicured hotel servants will be pre
sented to-day to the guests of the Wol
cott and It will be the initial presenta
tion of a flriger-nall condition that no
other hotel in New York or in the
United States for that matter-ever XonVUiA vmw
has considered, the New York World VlO VUV WiV VYUVUUUM
says. The management has been" im- fftVup Yif.Wp4' fApfmCPQ.
nroaaprf rVir thr, nr fn.,r nmnrha with ""v wwwvswj, wms-WVJWU
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the general untidiness of waiters, bell- SV8l6VCl GllCCU(XV ?
boys and other employes exclusive of . . J . J
the clerical staff and yesterday the fol- QSSlSvS OUW XuQVCTCQTUUlQ
Limited Ambition.
Nargus Say, Bonis, if you expect as
an author to be one of the foremost
Bonis I don't. I'd be satisfied to be
merely one of the six best.
WE HAVE INQUIRIES
For Farms in the Northwest
from people who are on the way
from the East and Middle West
and can place you in touch with
buyers with money.
Let us hear what you have for sale
ATLAS LAND COMPANY
420 Lumber Exchange Building
PORTLAND OREGON
In Search of Information.
Tete de Pickpocket Wot ye lookin' at
that paper fur?
Watty de Winder Smasher I want to
find out whuther them di'monds I lifted
out o' that plate glass front las' night is
wuth $3 or $5,000. Chicago Tribune,
ad Caie.
"I never was so shocked in my life,'
said Mrs. Lapsling. "Pearley Winter
green is trying to get a divorce from bej
husband. She says she has found om
that they made a mistake when they wen
married ; he isn't her real infinitive."
Gluttony.
The octopus' appetite clamored for pulp
Over the country he hungrily strode.
He swallowed a forest or two at a gulp
And picked his teeth with the fork;
of the road.
Chicago Tribune.
There Are Exceptions.
Some necessary things, you'll note,
Can never be done by rule.
You can't learn how to milk a goat
At a correspondence school.
It Will
Cost You
to write us for samples of the bent all wool
15 Suits ever produced. Made to con
form io your exact measure.
We send you samples, measurement blanks,
and absolutely guarantee style, fit and work
manship or your money back.
WRITE US TODAY
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7th & Stark Sts.
PORTLAND, ORE
Losing- No Opportunity.
"Now that we're to be under civil ser
vice," said the crossroads postmaster.
' and I may have to take an examination
some day, I'd better be picking up all
the information I can.'
Thereupon he proceeded to read all the
postal cards. Chicago Tribune.
What Could She Dot
The Young Man I wish to thank
you, sir, for giving me your assistance
in persuading your daughter to marry
me.
The Old Man Sir, I was violently
opposed to the match.
The Young Man I know it. Cleve
land Lender.
lie Explains.
"Why is it, professor," asked the young
man with the bad eye, "that when Chris
topher Columbus discovered this country
he didn't settle down and stay here?"
"Ioiibtless you are aware, my young
friend," answered the professor, "that the
Spanish form of his name wag Christoval
Colon."
lowing pronunciamento was issued :
"Beginning on this date every em
ploye of the Wolcott who comes in
contaet with the guests of the hotel
will report dally to Miss Cora M. Par
ker, the official manicure, to have his
or her finger nails clipped, cleaned.
polished and filed.
"This order Is mandatory and no ex
cuse will be accepted for disobedience
except Illness or other excuse which
the management shall deem to be rea
sonable.
"A room has been provided for. the
manicure near the waiters' dressing
room, and she will be on duty from
8:30 a. m. until 5 p. m.
"No charge will be made for the
service, which tends to promote cleanli
ness and which will appeal to the
guests of the hotel. There is no rea
son why the finger nails should not re
ceive the same attention as the hands.
The promulgation of the edict was
followed by two waiters making Im
mediate application for treatment
Serath Carros and Antlpolus Choganos.
Carros has a large hand with spatu-
lated fingers caused by close attention
to the strings of a violin and to bal
ancing salvers on his finger tips. Cha-
ganos has a long, slender hand, with
oval nails. Each candidate was polish
ed off in ten minutes.
"Fine," said Carros. "I like him.
The younga lade, she very nice. Don't
hurt, Just a little tickle."
To ctet fe bcxieucAaV
MA Ml irrT1 IO n-n t-TW TUf
CALIFORNIA
Fig Syrup Co.
SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 50Vv BOTTLE
An estimate by the geological survey
places the country's production of Port
land cement in 1908 at 40,000,000 barrels,
a decrease from 1007 of nearly 20 per
cent.
fa the Ecstatic Stasre.
The Girl (passing ber fair band over
his brow) There, Arthur! Have
charmed your headache away?
Arthur You have, dear J You're my
watch Hazel !
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PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching;, Blind, Bleeding- or Protruding-
Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c
The Frofeseor.
The Doctor I can't help feeling sorry
for my friend Iluddleford. He owned
quite an extensive chain of golf parks,
and he's JuBt gone into bankruptcy.
The Professor I see ; his chain was no
stronger-than his weakest links. Chicago
Tribune.
CITC Ht. Vitas' Danes ana ' onrons uisessos ptrma
11 1 J gently cared by Dr. i .ino's Great Nerve Re
storer. Send for 7EEI $J 00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. B. H. Kiln. Ld.. 831 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
.Lines.
Amateur Dramatist Well, you've seen
my play. Tell me what you think of it.
Dramatic Critic I will. I'll give you
tome straight talk.
Amateur Dramatist Straight talk?
Great Scott ! Are you going to draw
the deadly parallel on me?
PE-RU-NA
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"I was troubled with cramps in the
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kinds of medicine, also was treated
by three doctors.
"They said that I had nervous dys
pepsia. I took the medicine for two
years, then I got sick again and gavt
up all hopes of getting cured.
"I saw a testimonial of a man whose
case was similar to mine, being cured
by Peruna, so thought I would give it
a trial. I procured a bottle at once,
and commenced taking it.
"I have taken nineteen bottles, and
am entirely cured. I believe Peruna
is all that is claimed for it." Mrs. J.
C. Jamison, 6 1 Marchant St., Watson.
ville, Cal.
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'I've often thought," Mrs. Lapsling
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"Yes. sir4'
"Well, a colon does not mean a
full
stop. We will return now, young gentle
men, to the consideration of the lesson,
Chicago Tribune.
Mia Claim to Distinction.
The rising statesman on his wedding
tour was revisiting the scenes of his
childhood.
"This, my dear," he said to his bride.
is the old homestead wbers I was born.
Do you see that ancient log cabin?"
"Yes."
"You have no idea what strange emo
tions fill me when I look at that little
cabin, Myrtilla. I I wasn't born in it,
you know."
Do You Hear Well ?
The Stolz Electrophone A New, Scientific
ana rractical invention for Those Who
Are Deaf or Partially Deaf-May
Now Be Tested in Your Own Home
Ieaf or pnrtially deaf people may now make f
month's trial of the Stole Elert ronhone at hnnu
l ms is unusually Im
portant news for the
dear, rorbr thia plan
the tins selection of
the one completely
ssiiSTaciory nearini
aid ia m de easy ana
ineiDensivn for av,
eryone Thianewin
rent ion (IT. 8. Patent
Ho. 7S1.515) renders
unnecessary such (in
stantly, ciumay and
frequently harmful
. I T I devices as trumpet.
I AW I J noma, tubes, ear
I WT-ttaaaf drums, fsns. et . It
I - I is a tiny electric tel.
If ephone that fits on
f- r ta. trie ear. ana which,
""l I . h inatsnt It is ap-
I - I plied, mauniflea the
f I sound waves ia such
Xlartrnpams a ass-less "saner aa to cauae
oupirtoM (Aan nt-alaitrt aatonishlna in-
- crease in the clear
ness of all sounds. It overcomes the bucains sad
roaring ear nnlaea. and also so constantly and
electrically exercises the vital parts of the ear
that, usually, the natural, unaided hearing itself
is gradually restored.
Prominent Business Man's Opinion
STOI.Z KI.MTHOPHONE ., Chicaan-I am
fdesaed to ssy that the Klectrophone is very snt
rtu'tnrv lilt 1 n m am I n mirm a n .4 . in K
ins mialitlo makra it PKKKKKA HLK TO ANY I
HA VK TRIED, and I believe I h.v. trirf all nr
them. 1 can recommend it to si I Demons who have
defective he.rins.-M W. HOYT. Wholesale Urn.
oer. Michigan Ave. and River Ht . Chicaao.
Write or call at our Chicago office for particu
lars of our personal home teat offer and list of
rominent ennorsers wno will answer inquiries,
'hvaicians cordially invited to inveatlntji. Al.
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spoils, ntisnurg. ixm angeies, nesitie. Ues
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Deep Sea Amenities.
The shark was reviling the skate.
loure such a cheap one!" said the
shark.
"Worse than that," sighed the skate.
I ve even been accused of being a dis
tant relative of yours."
which the listening lobsters, being
merely lobsters, considered fairly rood
repartee for that locality. Chicago Trib
une.
Ha Vanal Resource.
The Muntoburns, who had been invited
to the fashionable wedding, were late in
arriving.
I am sorry," said the usher at the
door, "but every seat in the church is
taken."
'That means, of course," irritably an-
swered Mr. Muntoburn, - "that "I've got
to hustle out and buy five tickets from
some scalper!" Chicago Tribune.
Willi. c to Oblla-e.
Cook Lady (at intelligence office)
Before I engage with you I'd like to
ask a few questions. How many serv
ants do you keep?
The Woman Two.
Cook Lady Where do you lire?
The Woman (meekly) Oh, that
doesn't matter. We are willing to
more anywhere you want to go.
Nothing Definite.
The detective was trying to get a clew.
"When your husband left you," he
said, "did he drop any intimation as to
where be might be going?"
"No, sir," answered the sbarp chinned,
thin lipped woman. "All he said waa
that he wanted to get away, that hs waa
rolng to get away, and he didn't care a
durn where he went." Chicago Tribune.
Wit of the Youngsters
"And remember, dear," said small
Fred's mother, "that George Washing
ton never told a lie," "Oh, well," re
joined Fred, "he hadn't any the best
of me. I never told one. either.
Teacher Now, Harry, suppose I had
a mince pie and gave one-sixth to
Johnny, one-sixth to Tommy, one-
sixth to Willie and took half of it my
self: what would be left? Harr
(promptly) I would.
"Mamma," said B-year-old Edgar one
evening, "haven't I been a good boy
to-day?" "Yes, Edgar," she replied,
"and I'm very proud of you." "Well,"
continued the little fellow, "I can go
10 Dea wuuout Baying my prayers,
can't I?"
Small Clifford had frequently accom
panied Walter to the home of the lat-
ter's grandma, where cookies were al
ways forthcoming. One day while there
the cookies did not materialize at the
usual time, so Clifford said: 'Mamana
says I must never ask for anything tc
eat, but I'm awfully hungry, just the
ame,"
About 75,000 fox skins are sold out of
Maine every year. Very few of the sly
animals are shot. Many are killed by the
usi of poisoned bait, while hundreds are
killed in drives.
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c
relieves tired or overworeed eves.
stops eye aches, congested, inflamed
or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard
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In Vacation Time.
"Are you familiar with "The Man
Without a Country?" asked the student
of English literature.
"No," replied the pretty summer girl,
"but I am familiar with the country
without a man." Lifa.
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TAFT'S
WHITE
me "Death "ntton" Adda to the
Snbvrar Traveler's Security.
Safety In railroad travel la a vitally
Interesting topic, and an article In the
Circle, entitled, "Making Railroad
Travel Safer," gives some remarkable
Illustrations of the many Inventions
and automatic appliances which tend
to guard the public from danger. One
of these Is called the "death button,"
waking provision as it does in case ol
the sudden death or inactivity of the
one In charge at the moment on llnet
where electric current has been In
stalled as a propelling power.
The well-known "death button," now
In use In the Manhattan subway trains,
is a safety device in line with this fu
ture development,
In the top of the electric controllei
handle, which is moved In a circle ovei
a row of contact buttons by the motor
man when he regulates the speed, is a
little plunger which Is the real fac
tor In throwing the electric current ofl
and on. It sticks through the handle
and is held up by a spring,
Before he can get any current at all
this button must be pushed down bj
the palm of the motorman's hand, aftei
.--v.. uuvu, wnen rhp nnnniinromenr mi mans I Whan fhn r nhn.. 1 j
- . .11..., il. ... it. . I " I w.tv. i. lavuia ncm tvujuieieu.
uJUBl lUe .irauf lu m lue curren, 8evera, month(J ag0 thftt Mf Taft wou,d the officia,8 reported unanimoUBly to
STEAMER
' J
President Taft and His Family in Their White Steamer
at will
But should he drop dead at his post
or for any reason remove his hand
from the lever, the little button would
spring up from contact, the current
would leave the motors and the cal
stop.
use an automobile during his term as
president, much rivalry developed
among the leading manufacturers for
the honor of selling him a car and the
public watched with interest to see
what Mr. Taft's choice would be. The
knowing ones predicted that the White
Steamer would be selected and they
Mr. Taft in favor of the White, and.
accordingly, a car of this make was im
mediately ordered from the manufac
turers, The White Company of Cleve
land The new car was delivered to Mr.
Taft in Washington a few days before
his inauguration and since that time it
has been in almost constant use. There
X flavoring; aaed the same as lemoa or vanilla.
Br dissolving granulated sugar in water and
adding Mapleine, a delicious svrnp is made and
a svrnp better than maple. Mapleine is sold bv
grocers. It not send 35c for 2 os. bottle and
retipebook. Crescent Mfg. Ca, Seattle, Wn.
Making for Strength.
Bacon Experiments with Riiimr pointed out that President Roosevelt . has not been a dav when the nreaidpnt
food made in the French army navt had used White Steamers for two years J or some members of his family have
shown that it Is a great source of mus
cular energy.
Egbert 1 guess that Is a fact Just
tee how strong the sugar trust Is.
Yonkers Statesman.
at his summer home at Oyster Bay and ' not been seen riding around the nation
Folly to Be Witt,
"I'm not going to give my son a col
lege education." observed a fellow wh
had recommended this make to Mr.
Taft as the most desirable.
This prediction proved correct, al
though Mr. Taft did not rely solely on
Mr. Roosevelt's recommendation but,
with his usual thoroughness, determin
ed to have an investigation made of all
the principal makes. Accordingly, he
asked several officers of the War de-
won t let us print his name, "because partment to look into the matter for
I want him to get on rapidly. I lost him and they tested many makes of
the first Job I ever had by undertakini cars, visited a number of factories so
to correct my employer s grammar." that they might see what materials
Ton may say your financial Judg- Lh .v.. . th. inrt r.f
ment Is pretty good if you are wise ITVl "trT . "Ij JJZl"1
m. . ...At . . .. . I tnr m puoiic conkaiu) sou in private
enough not to risk It bucking the stock I ngryica.
mantei er Doaru oi iraaa.
al capital in the new car. It is hinted
that Mr. Taft likes fast traveling and
that when he rides out into the open
country, he does not always insist that
the speed of the car be kept within the
legal limits.
C. A. Hawkins, manager of the Pa
cific coast branch of The White Com
pany, 1470 Market street, San Fran
cisco, said recently to a correspondent
of this paper: "We are receiving
many inquiries each day asking for full
details regarding the construction of
Mr. Taft's car and in reply we are
sending copies of our catalog. Mr.
Taft'a I- ....II. I.-I . ..I
o vok m casl Lij nsr any ouier
Model M' 40 horsepower White Steam
er except that his car has the United
States coat of arms painted on either
door. In other words, when we make
a car for the president of the United
States there is no way in which we can
make it any better than the car which
you, or anybody else, can purchase
from us.
"Some of those writing to me about
Mr. Taft's car say that although they
are very desrious of having a car like
Mr. Taft's, they are afraid that such a
car is somewhat larger and more ex
pensive than they desire. In reply to
these letters I point out that our Model
'O' 20 horsepower car is exactly like
our 40 horsepower model, except as re
gards the size of the different parts.
The principle of construction is exactly
the same and the smaller car possesses
all the desirable qualities of our larger
model. In other words, I point out
that they can secure an exact duplicate
of Mr. Taft's car for $4,000, or a car
of the same qualities but of smaller di
mensions for only $2,000. Judging by
the demand for White cars, a good pro
portion of those desiring to purchase
automobiles are quite content to trust
President Taft's judgment at to the.
best and most desirable make."