Heppner gazette., April 01, 1909, Image 8

The Kind You Ilavo Always
in use for over 30 years,
' ami has ucen maao unuer ins per-jS-f
-J1- sonal supervision since its infancy
'-tetCsUM, Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good "are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants mid Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare-1
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opiuni, Morphine "nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Coll. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. :
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA . ALWAYS
Sears the
The KM You Haye Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CIHTAUK COMMNV, TT MIHHM TBICT, NCW VOHK CITY.
Riley and" the" Scotchman.
Eugene Field was fond of relatlpg
the following storf of James TFblt
coDib Rileyr "To beguile the tedious
Bess of the return voyage 'from Eu
rope it was proposed to give a concert
in the saloon of the ship, an entertain
ment to which all capable of amusing
their fellow passengers should oon
tdbute. Mr. Riley was asked to recite
some of his original poems, and of
course he cheerfully agseed to do so.
Among the mi ruber present a-t this
midocean entertainment, over whh
the Rev. Myron Reed presided, were
two Scotchmen, very worthy "gerXle- j
men, en route from the Land o Cakes
to the land of biscuits upon a tour of
investigation. These twain shared the
enthusiasm with which the auditors
applauded Mr. Riley's charming. mu
tations. They marveled that so versa
tile a genius could have lived in a land
reputed'for uncouthness and savagery.
'Is it no wonderfu', Donald," re
marked one of these Scots, "that a
tradesman suid be sic a bonnie poet?"
"And is he indeed a tradesman?"
asked the one.
'Indeed he is," answered the other.
"Did ye no hear the dominie lntryjuce
him ns the Iloosier poet? Just think
of it, mon just think of sic a gu'de
poet dividing his time making . lioo
eiery!" Vicarious; 'Oscillation.
He was Having some words with her
chaperon.
"I'll I'll kiss her right under jjour
nose!" he said defiantly.
"Oh, well," said that lady, "vicarious
kissing like that I can see no objection
to." Boston Transcript
Thereare'two kinds of whiskey.
One is the;other isn't
i ' - - j "
The kind that IS contains all the constituents that come
from proper distillation and "ageing That's .what makes it
REAL whiskey.
NThe kind that ISN'T is made of alcohol, prune juice and
bead oil or is simply alcohoLput. in. charred. barrels, and
branded whiskey. .
The Pure Food taw 'aims at 1 having the; consumer get
exactly what he calls for. " .
When you call for whisk ey "ask yourToealer. if it will
respond to a government laboratory test..-
Ask him if he guarantees it.
Then you will know, what you are paying your money for.
Buy the brand you know, the standard for 70 years.
Cyrus Noble pure whiskey all whiskey old whiskey.
4
quart bottles of GENUINE CYRUS NOBLE
direct to you, all charges '
paid to the nearest, railroad expre$ effice
W. J. VAN rSCHUYVER;& CO.
EsUbliihed 1864 105-107 Second Street. Portland. Oregon
CUT AT THIS LINC
W. J. Van Schorrer & Co rtkU OrtpK f
; Enclosed pleu fim!$4.90 'or which plcate teod
GENUINE CYRUS NOBLE.
Bought, and which has been
has borne the signature of
Signature of
A Gentle Hint.
lady who suffered from a neigh
bor's fowls that overran and spoiled
her garden politely asked her neighbor
several times to keep his pets at
home, but no attention was paid to
her grievance. Flnaly she hit upon ai"
ingenious method of protecting her
self. She prepared grains of corn .by
tying to them with a strong Airead
6mall cards bearing the words, "Please
keep your chickens at home," and dis
tributed the grains about her flower
beds. The chickens came to feast as
usual and greedily swallowed the corn,
not preceiving the thread until the
card was aga4nst their beaks. Then
they could neither swallaw the card
nor rid themselves of the swallowed
corn. Twenty or thirty of the maraud
ers ran home, bearing the polite re
quest to their culpable owner, who,
struck with the method of the hint,
prmptly cut the threads and cpoped
up his fowls. Bombay. Times.
The "Law of Gravity.
"Silence in the court!" thundered
the judge, and the laughter died away.
"Mr. Bailiff," continued the instruc
tions from the bench, "eject the next
man who defies the law of. gravity."
Fhiladfelphia Ledger.
A BKter Pill.
Milly And how does, your brother
take married life? Tilly He takes It
according to directions. His mother-in-law
lives with him. Illustrated
Bits.
No Insult.
"I. ain't insultln' of yer. I tell yer I'm
simply callin' of yer a liar, an' yer are
one" London Punch.
MS MAIL T0-04V
;
aw at oacc by expeea. prepaid, four quarts 4
Opi Rsad and ths Upper Berth.
Opie Reed In Mb "Arkansas Travel
er Tales" tells this: A fat man bad
crawled into the berth above him and
was heard talking to, himself. "I don't
mind getting up here,"- he said, "but I
am nlwriys ufrald for the fellow be
neath me. Night before last the upper
berth fell with me and broke the hip
and shoulder of the muu below. Hut
it's not my fault; I do the best I can
to get a 'lower. Poor chap. I guess lie's
asleep and will' never know what hit
him.';
"Hold on," I cried. "I'll be hanged
If I want to lie under a dead fall."
"I beg your pardon. Did you say
something?"
"You are right. I said something.
I'm not going..to"run the risk of stay
ing here. You take this berth and let
me got up there."
"Oh, dou't let me dispossess you.
Stay right wliere you are; it may not
f all somet 1 mes . doesn't.'.'
"Sometimes doesn't I Here, let me
get' up there."
"Well, if you insist I"
"Insist! I should think I do!"
I climbed the bidder and tossed
pretty much alt' night. It was the por
ter who broke the news to me the next
day of how I had been the victim of
that fat man's guile.
A Very Indian Appeal.
The following appeal from India re
ceived by the -lord Miiayor is printed in
the City Press:
"Hay it please your lordship that I
am very Indian, and I belong to the
Brahman caste. Owing to my. pover
ty and unhealthiness I cannot earn
money by' any profession. Including
me, there are. eigh't members in my
large, poor and pitiable family my
paternal grandmother, my maternal
grandmother, my mother, my aun't4
myself, my wife, my "first daughter,
my "second daughter.' Moreover, I
must perform marriage for my two
daughters.
"So if i" have at least 2,000 as a.
capital for my largevpoor' and pitiable
family I can invest; this amount in the
safest bank and I .can maintain' my
large, poor and pitiable family by the
interest on this -capital. So I must
humbly . request your lordship to re
gard me as your lords'hip's own. son
and send' me at least 2,000 af your
lordship's earliest, convenience. I am
in earnest. I am in 'earnest. I am in
earnest." London Standard.
In a Strange Land.'
Two belated disciples of Bacchus
staggered arm in arm up Walnut
stree't about 3 o'clock the other morn
ing. The street was dark" except for
a single ground glass globerthat blazed
in front of an apartment house. One
of the inebriates, spying this lone
Mght, observed:
"Oh, look at zhe moonsh!" ,
The other seriously contradicted him,
saying
''That ain't no moonsh; zash sun.'-'
This started an argument, which
lasted for several minutes, as to wheth
er the globe was the moon or the sun.
Binally they decided to leave it to the
first passerby, who happened'to be an
other "happy" gentleman. They stop
ped him and, pointing to the globe,
asked:
"Settle an argument, old pal. Is
that thte moon or the sun?'
The third party stared knowingly at
the globe for several minutes before
he -shook, his head and replied:
"Gentiejnen, I really couldn't tell
you. I'm a stranger in this town."
Philadelphia Record.
If Silicon Ware a Gas.
Whistler' at West Point seems to
have had a sort of subconscious knowl
edge of his destiny, and this gave him
an uttei' Indifference to everything not
consonant with it Here he was. a fail
ure. A direct statement in a class rec
itation that "silicon is a gas", discour
aged his chemical instructor .and was
one of the final blows to his mlfltanr
career. . As Vhlstler says .himself. If
silicpn had only been a gas he might
have-"beeame. major general. But the
fates were against it.
Country Folk Are Tender With Birds.
Real country folk are very tender In
their dealings with the birds that live
near them. In the course of my ex
perience, extending over many years,
I have never kuowu a case of wanton
cruelty oceur in regard to wild birds.
The laboring man. whose work so of
ten lies far from the haunts of men,
seeks companionship with the birds.
Of these none is more friendly than
the robin, which is sure to appear,
however lonely the place. Cornhill
Magazine.
Force cf Habit.
"I wish. John." ra!l the editor's wife,
"that you'd try net to bo so absent
mindod when wo arc T i r 1 S i out."
"Eh? What have I dm:e now?"
"Why, r-!ie:i t!:e hostess risked you
if you'd have s!;ie more pi.dding you
replied that :visi ; to a tn-i-iendous
pressure on your sar-c you v.vre com
Delbd tr.'l " -' n Tit-Hits.
The Hvppner Oarette the news of Mor
row County; The Weekly Oregonlan tD
news and thought of the world. Both at
special price. Inquire or address Tbe
Gasette, Heppner. Or.
OASTOXlIil..
Bean ths lr,e lna ml lIJ,i,
Cures Biliousness, Sick
Headache, Sour Stom
ach, Torpid Liver and
Chronic Constipation.
Pleasant to take
Por scale
A Friend In Fog.
"In one of thi worst London fogs,"
aid an Englishman, "ari old friend of
mine tried to find his way from Tra
falgar square to the Savoy, where ho
had nn engagement to dine.
"The sulphurous air made tho eyes
cnifirt and the head ache, and it
brought on terrific fits of coughing.
You could not literally see your hand
before your face. There was a con
tinual crashing in of windows, bella
Janj'.led, vehicles and foot passengers
collided, and shrieks and oaths arose.
"Threading his way in the midst of
this pandemonium through the Strand,
as he supposed, from Lnndseer's lions
to the waiting dinner at the Savoy, my
old friend, to his great bewilderment,
soon found himself descending a broad
stairway. He put his hand to the
balustrade. Yes, a broad and stately
stairway with a rail of carved stone.
Amazing!
"Suddenly In his descent my friend
collided with some one ascending the
stairway.
" 'Hello!' he said.
" 'Hello!' a gruff .male voice replied.
"'Can you tell .me,' said my friend,
'where I am going?'
" 'Certainly, said the other. 'If you
keep straight on you will walk into
the Thames, for I've Just come out of
If "
Effect of Colors on Animals.
The effect of color upon mind Is most
easily noticeable in dumb animals, be
cause they make no effort to curb or
control their emotions. Wave a red
flag nt a bull and he becomes violently
angry. Shake a red shawl in front of
a turkey gobbler and he will storm
arousd fearfully. I made an experi
ment In the ccuutry pne summer to
see if this same'f act 'held true of other
animals. On my farm I had an enor
mously fat, lazy pig that disliked noth
ing so mucji as to move. All day long
ft used to lie asleep in tho sunshine,
and sometimes even the attraction of
food could not budge it. I took a num
ber of pieces of silk of the same quali
ty, but of different shades,' and, after
wrfking the pig, waved each strip of
silk in front of it. For the blue and
green it nevc,r moved, but when I
waved the red and orange strips it
Jumped to its feet, stamped about and
appeared to be thoroughly angry. Time
and again I repeated this experiment
and always with the same result
Frank Alvah Parsons In Good House
keeping. Recognized Their Old Friend.
The late Sir John Steell, who was
sculptor to Queen Victoria, was model
ing a bust of Miss Nightingale when
an officer of one of the highland regi
ments which had suffered so cruelly in
the Crimea heard that the bust had
Just been completed. and was in Sir
John's studio., Many of the men -in his
company had passed through the hos
pital at Scutari, and he obtained per
mission from the sculptor to bring
some of them to see it. Accordingly a
squad of men one day marched into
the studio and stood in line. They had
mo idea why they had been mustered
in so strange a place. Without a word
of warning the bust was uncovered,
and then, as by one impulse, the men
broke rank and with cries of "Miss
Nightingale, Miss Nightingale!" sur
rounded the model and, with hats off,
cheered the figure of their devoted
nurse until the roof rang.. So sponta
neous and hearty and so inspiring was
the whole saene that in after days Sir
John Steell declared if to be the great
est compliment of his life.
Hard to Kill.
A distinguished entomologist, J. C.
Warburg, writes: "When I was Btfll
new to collecting, in the south of
France I discovered one day, to my
great Joy, a large female of Saturnia
pyri bidden away in some bushes. The
specimen was .the first I had ever
caught, and'l decided, on account of
Its large body, to stuff it (a quite un
necessary operation; I have kept doz
ens since unstuffed). Tbe moth was
first apparently killed by being forced
Into a cyanide bottle, where it was
left about an hour. The abdomen was
then emptied and the cavity filled
with cotton wool soaked in a saturat
ed solution of mercuric chloride. The
insect, pinned and set, was discov
ered next day attempting to fly away
from the setting board."
Unappreciated.
The lady killer was boasting of his
prowess.
"One girl whom I knew," he said,
"actually died for love of me. I was
her last thought."
They eyed him malevolently.
"I should think," remarked one of
them, "that you mi?ht lie anybody's
tast thought!" New York Times.
Professional Pride.
"I should regret very much to hear
that anybody has ever offered money
for political Inflticnee.".
"Yes." answered Mr. Graftwell,
"your hearing of it would indicate very
crude work on somebody's part."
Washington Star.
t o -A. ss o n X J. .
r-." rt. Ihe Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature
vof
Laxative Fruit Syrup
y Hlooum Drue Comjpany,
Thiers as a Prompter.
Among tho anecdotes related by the
Marquis Massa in his "Souvenirs et
Impressions" If) one about the first
president of (lie French republic. It
runs:x"A Ehort time after young Thiers
had been elected tis a legislator a num
ber of our pet arranged to give a per
formanctt of 'Roman chez la portiere'
nt the house of a mutual friend. On
the evening of the performance our
prompter deserted us, and without a
moment's hesitation the new fledged
deputy volunteered to take the place,
and despite the protests of some of
the party, who feared that his dignity
might be everlastingly injured, be
Jumped into the box, where he re
mained ready to help us in time of
need until the curtain descended on
what proved to be a highly satisfac
tory performance."
Hunting Vith Lighted Crabs.
A group of clubmen seated about an
odorous cedar fire talked of hunting.
"nee I hunted with lighted crabs,"
said an ex-consul. "It was In the des
olate, region of France called La-Vendee.
There is no hunting there but
sea gulls (which the French adore -to
shoot) and rabbits. It was to get tbe
rabbits that we used the crabs: 'W-e
caught some dozens ofi small, lively
fellows, fastened on their backs 'llgh
ed candles and shoved them down
Into .rabbit boles. The rabbits, scared
to death by those strange moving
lights, rushed forth frantically forth
into the very muzzles of our guns.
This sounds rather frisky perhaps, 'but
it is a.Vendean custom as widespread
as coon"' hunting in the south." Cla
clnnat'i -Enquirer.
A reccKiUsea autnority The Weeklj
Oregoaiaa.
PE0F2S3IO1TAIj
Sam E. VanVactor.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on west end ot May Street
Heppner Oregon.
C. E. WOODSON.
A TTORNE Y-A T-LA W .
Office lA Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon
E. J. KELLER
Auctioneer
Out of town sales promptly attended to.
Charges very reasonable.
Ioxe, ... Oregos.
W. L. SMITH,
ABSTRACTER.
Only complete set of abstract booka
in Morrow county.
Hbppnkb, Oregon.
DR. ALEXANDER REID
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office Morrow Building
- Residence Church street
Calls received at Patterson's Drng Slore
Frank B. Kistner
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Patterson & Son's drugstore
Resideuce in Morrow '. building over
Patterson & Son's Drugstore.
R. W. HICKOK
Grainbroker '
Heppner, - Oregon
S. E. Notson
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office In Odd Fellows Bid Heppner, Oregon.
DR. METZLER,
DBNTIST
Located in Odd Fellows building.
Rooms 5 and 6.
DR. Al. A. LEACH
DENTIST
Permanently located in Heppner. Office
in the new Fair building. Gas ad
ministered. N. E. WINNARD, Al. D.
ril VRICIAX Ac Sl'KUKOX
Graduate of:
Lenox College, 1S85.
Chicago Eomeopatbic Med.JCollege
1890.
Rusk Medical College, 1892.
Cleanses the system
thoroughly and clears
sallow complsxions of
pimples and blotches.
It 19 guaranteed
Summons.
In the Circuit Court of the 8tate of Oregon,
for Morrow County.
Victor II. Heath, plaintiff, vs. Harriet H.
Heath, defendant.
To Harriot H. Heath, the above named de
fendant. In tho namo of the State of OroKonj You are
hereby commnndod to appear iu the above en
titled salt on or befora Friday, the '.'Hd day of
April A D. 190D,to mnkc nniwer to the complaint
of plaintiff tiled herein against yoa, and In
case yon fall so to appear the allegations of the
complaint will be takou as confessed against
you and the plaintiff will apply to tho
Court for tho relief prayed for in the com
plaint, to wit: Forade:roe of said court for
ever dlHsolvlrjg ' the bonds of matrimony exlst
ln between j.hltitilF and defendant and de
creeing plaint ff to be the lole owner
of the following described premises, to
wit:
The awJi of the nwj and thene i of tho
twH and the nw'i of the eej and the of
the ne M and the b'4 of the se cf section 12,
township B south of range 25, e W. M. in Mor
row coonty, Oregon, and for such other and
further relief as may be Just and equitable.
The time prescribed for the publication of
this summons is sis weeks and the date of the
appearance of the defendant is on or before
the 23d day of April, A. D., 1900.
That this summons is published by order of
the Honorable C. C. Patterson, Judge of the
County Court of Morrow County, Oregon,
which oider was made on the 3d day of March.
A. D.. 1909.
Tbe date of the first publication of this sum
mons is the 4th day of March, A, D., 1909.
8AM E, VaNVACTOR, Attorney for Plaintiff.
Mar 4 A or 1.1
Summons.
In the Circuit Court of thd State of Oregon
for the County of Morrow.
Prank'Qilliam, Administrator of theestate of
Albert Wright, Plaintiff, vs. Ina'A. Leach, Les
lie Leach, Mcnira L. Leach Bernard Leaoh.Kobcrt
Laaoh, Howard ?Leach, Buth Grimes, and J. V.
Grimes Tier Ihueband, Delia P.iggs and K. H.
Biggs, her husband, and V. It. Cochn.u, defend
ants. To Leslie Leach and Menira L. Leach, two of
tho above named defendants:
J 11 the name of the State of Oregon: You and.
each of you are cemnmnded and required to
appear in tho ubove entitled Court on or be
fore six weeks from the day ot first publica
tion of tbl-t summons, to wit: On or before tho
15th day of,April, 1L.'(I9, then and there to an
swer the complaint of Plaintiff filed herein
against you; and you are hereby notified that
if you fail to so appear and answer Bald com
plaint, for want thereof plaintiff will apply to
the court for the relief demanded in his com
plaint to wit:
For a decree of the above entitled Court fore
closing that certain mortgage made and exe
ecuted by E. D. Leach and Ina A. Leach bis
wife on the "th day of June, 1904, to Bee 11 re pay
ment of the sura of $200.00 wlt"h interest there
on at the rate of eight per cent, par annum
from data nntll paid, which said mortgage was
i veil u t on the following real property to wit:
Forty -seyea feet of the south side of lot 8 ot
block 16 of the town of Lexington, Morrov
county, Oregon, and recorded in volume P at
page 817 Mortgage Itecords of Morrow county,
Oregon.
That the premises in said mortgage described
be sold in the manner provided by law and the
proceeds of such sale applied. First to th cost
and disbursements of this suit snd expenses of
snch sale; Second to the payment to plaintiff of
thesnm of $200.(0 and interest thereon at tho
rate of 8 per cent, per annum from June 7, 1904,
together with attorneys fee herein; that asld
defendants and each of them be forever barred
and foreclosed of all right title and Interest in
or to said mortgaged premises snd every part
thereof , save the statutory right of redemption,
and for snch other relief ss ia tbe premises may
ba meet and equitable.
Thta summons is served upon yon by publica
tion thereof In the Heppner Gazette, a weekly
newspaper lot general circulation, published at
Heppner, Morrow county, Oregon, for six suc
cessive weeks by order of Bon. C. C. Patterson.
County Jndge of ;Morrow county, Oregon,
made and entered on the 2nd day of March,
the date of firstpnblicatlon of such summons
being March t, 19U9, and the date of last publi
cation thereofbeing April 15, 1909.
;C. E. WOODSON, Attorney for Plaintiff.
Notice
Notice la hereby given rhat the undersigned
as administrator of the estate of George F.
Welch, deceased, has filed h's final account In
the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for
tbe county of Morrow, sad that Monday, the
10th day of May, A. D. 1909, at the hour of 10
o'clock in the foienoon of said day, and the
Circuit Conrt room of satd Court has been ap
pointed as the time and place for tbe hearing of
objections theretond the settlement thereof.
C. C. PATTERSON, Administrator.
8am E. VanVactor, attorney for the estate.
Dated and firat published March 4th. A. D.
1909. Slar 4 Apr 1
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. (Isolated Tract.)
Public Land Sale.
Serial No. 0895.
United States Land Office. The Dalles, :OregoQ
February V!7, 1909.
notice is hereby given that, as directed by the
Commissioner of the General Land Office, under
provisions of Act of Congress approved June 27.
1U06. Public No, 303, we will offer at public
sale to the highest bidder, at 9:30 o'clock a. m.
on the 13th day of April, 1909 next, at this office,
the following tract of land to wit: E!4 SE!4,
section 24 Tp. 4 8 R 25 E. W. M.
Any persons claiming adversely the above
described lands are advised to file their claims,
or objections, on or before the day above desig
nated for sale,
Mar4-AprS C. W. MOORE, Register.
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon.
March 1. limit.
Notice is hereby given that Charles N. Jones,
of Btppner, Oregon, who, on February ItS, liHH,
made homestead entry No.13143, serial No. 0410(1,
forS'4 SWii 8W!4 BE4 section S, townships
south, range 28 East Willamette Meridian, ha
filed notice of intention to make final five year
proof, to establish claim to the land ab've de
scribed, before J. P. Williams, U. S. Commis
sioner, at Heppner, Oregon, on the 14h day of
Anril, 1909.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Paul Hisler, of Heppner, Oregon, Frank El
liott, of Galloway, Oregon, and Andrew J. Cook,
and Walter Robinson, both of Heppner, Oregon.
Mar 4 Apr 8 F. C. BRAM WELL, Register.
EuLEYSIilDIfi-YCUaB
Makas Kidneys and Bladder Right