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I Hii 1 AN'cgctablc IVcparationror As similating thcFoodandRegula ling (lie Stomachs and Dowels of Promotes Digcstion.Chmfur ncss and Rcst.Contains neither Opium,Morphine norflncrai Tsot Narcotic. fimyjkm Sail Jtx.Smna Stftrnmt - ' IfirmSefd a-tuifd .fogy Apcrfecl Remedy forConslipa Hon, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ncss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Ei mil if mil l x1 i-ain i Hin'-i f Scorched Table Linen. When the three men sat down the leader of the trio began a minute ln ipection of the tablecloth. Presently be put his finger on several little Korched spots. I "See this?" be said to the waiter, j "Yes, sir." j "Well," said the man, "just bear In mind, won't you, that these holes were here when we came In? And when we pet through don't tack a dollar on to enr bill to pay for burned table linen." "That's all right," said the waiter. Til look out for that" The order having been given, the cautious diner elucidated his remarks rtill further. "That is a trick those fellows have," he said. "Somebody Irarns the tablecloth with sparks from a cigar and gets away before the dam age is discovered, and the next comer, If he happens to be a smoker, is blamed fcr his predecessor's sins and Is charged with the cost of the linen. I Lave had to pay well for other peo ple's carelessness, so nowadays I make St a point to examine tablecloths at the beginning of a meal." New York Tress. i .. He Was Slow. He uttered a Joyous cry. "And I am really and truly the first Snan you ever kissed?" "Yes. Clarence," the beautiful girl rejoined, her red Hp curling slightly. "The others all took the initiatives Kansas City Independent Knew the Trouble. "You are wasting your time, old man," said Fred to George. "You are courting the wrong girl." "No: she's the right girl. I'm afraid the trouble is I'm the wrong man." Philadelphia Inquirer. 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The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of I v in Use For Over Thirty Years TMl OCHTUH IHNIIf. HEW TORS CltY. The Word "Wallop." The origin of the familiar vernacu lar verb "to wallop" Is not generally known. It comes from the family name of the earls of Portsmouth. Sir John Wallop, K. G., was admiral commander In the reign of King Hen ry VIII. of the fleet which avenged French raids by burning French ships and twenty-one French villages. This was called, in the enrrent parlance of the times, "walloping" them, and the phrase passed into the language and still survives. A Convenient Topic "I wonder what persuaded Mr. Blkg g4ns to believe in reincarnation?" "The fact" replied Miss Cayenne, "that so few people know anything about it. It enables him to have the conversation almost entirely to him self." Washington Star. A Man's Birthday. We do not know whence a man comes nor whither he goes, yet we choose his birth or death day to celebrate his re curring century. We should choose his day of achievement. London Sat urday Review.' No Reason. - Braidsen Tapes Yes, I'm fired dis charged without any reason! Sllkson Thredd Well, you didn't have any when you took the Job, did you? Syracuse Herald. The Drawback. "The unlucky In love are said to be lucky at cards." "What good does it do 'em? They can't get out nights to play." Ex change. to the' nearest express office. express office. at eocs hf ciimk pvd Sow. I of AW ilM . 11, Dalton's Experiment. The English chemist Dnlton was a schoolteacher. He worked without a laboratory and with crude apparatus, mostly made by himself from simple materials. Here is nn example descrlb ed in his own words: "Took nn nle glass of a conical fl:; ure, two and a half Inches In diameter and three inches deep; filled it wlih water that had been standing lu the room and consequently it the tempera ture of the air nearly; put the bulb of the thermometer to the bottom of the glass, the scale being out of the water, Then, having marked the temperature, I put the rod hot tip of the poker half an inch deep in the water, holding it there steadily for half a minute, and as soon as It was withdrawn I dipped the bulb of a sensible thermometer Into the water, when it rose in a few seconds to 180 degrees." He then determined the temperature of the water at the bottom after live minutes, after twenty minutes and aft er nn hour and found that It rose grad ually from 47 to 52 degrees. This simple experiment proved that. water has the power to conduct heat, which had been denied by no less an author ity than Rumford. Youth's Compan ion. The Mistake He Made. He sauntered luto the central police station and approached the desk ser geant. There was a careworn look on his face. He stood there a moment as if in reverie. Finally as tears coursed down his cheeks he timidly said: , "I want to give myself up." ' "What have you done that you 6houId seek a felon's cell?" the sergeant asked. "I have long been a fugitive from justice. The welfare of society de mands that I should be punished." "But what Is it? What heiuous of fense have you committed?" "I am a bigamist yea, a polygamist and I don't dare think what worse. No longer must I keep it from the world. Lock me up. I am ready to do penance." "But will you not explain?" "Yes, if you insist. I thought I mar ried only the daughter, but I have found, to my sorrow, that the whole family was included." Kansas City independent. An Eccentric Russian Doctor. The famous Russian, the late Dr. Zaharin, was noted for his eccentric methods. When summoned to attend Czar Alexander III. in his last illness. Dr. Zaharin required the. same prep aration for his visit to the palace as to any of his patients houses. That is to say, all dogs had to be kept out of the way, all clocks stopped and every door thrown wide open. He left his furs in the ball, his overcoat in the next room, his galoches in the third, and, continuing, arrived at the bedside in ordinary indoor costume.' He sat down after walking every few yards and every eight steps In going up stairs. From the patient's relatives and every one else in the house he re quired absolute silence until he spoke to them, when his questions had to be answered by "Yes" or "No" and noth ing more. A Necessity. "Twenty dollars for retrlmming your hat!" exclaimed Mr. Madison. "But we agreed to spend nothing except for things that were positively needed." "Well, John, this is. You see, my best friend has just bad hers re trimmed, and I have promised to go with her to the concert on Friday." "Oh, all right But I can't give you more than fifteen this morning, because I broke my meerschaum and must have it mended." "Can't you smoke your old brier wood?" "Certainly, dear. And you can wear your old hat." "John, let's begin to economize next month after we get things all straight ened out." "All right" New York Herald. Sardou's Quia. . "VIctorlen Sardon hated shams," said a New York theatrical manager. "If you tried to impose on him he would call you down. "At the Amblgu during a rehearsal he said he doubted nn actor's state ment that he had given forty hours of study to his linos. "'You doubt me?' said the actor hot ly. "I assure you, M. Sardou, I have never Med but twice In my life.' "Sardou smiled C.ryiy. "'Then ttl3 n.-.!:os thrive, eh?' said he." Discourteous. "What do yr.u think?" exclaimed the thefitrifiil Ftnr proudly. "They arc goine to name a new cl-rnr after me!" "Well." rejoined the manager, "here's hoping It will draw better than you do." Exchance. The Hppnec Oasette the news of Mor row County; The Weekly Oregonian tna news and thought of the world. Both at a special price. Inquire or address The Gazette. Heppner. Or. O A. S T tT3 XI X A Bean the m m '0I1 Hart Always BOBgM sine Kind You Have Always Boagra Will cure anv case Mil L beyond the reach of medicine. No medicine can do more. For Hale ly Mlooum Drus Companyi . The Pictured Cowboy. I recall one picture by a celebrated ortist of the east who does western things. It depicts a "Cowboy at Rest." He Is lying on his stomach in the sun, his chin in his hands. Ills horse stands nearby, with the reins thrown ovyr the horn of the saddle. Now, n cowboy in the daytime, well filled with beans mid canned tomatoes, would not He thus, and, above all, he would not leave his horse standing thus. He would pull the reins down over the horse's head and let them hang, elsewlse his cow- horse would depart. I recall yet anoth er picture of a faithful cowpuncher who with his trusty rifle defends him self frola behind hid dead horse, which he uses ns a fortress. The dead horse is about four feet and a half through eldewlse exeelle-ut rr a fortress, but a trifle wide for a thin flanked cow horse. It would bo useless to point out any detail like this to any earnest artist of today. Worse than useless would It be to suggest that a cow puncher la the laslest created thing, for lu art he must do iHrpetual stunts of "action."-CoIlier's Weekly. An Easy Grade. Patronage, political, religious and so cial, has seen its best days In Eng land, and it Is becoming more and more diiUeutt St. James Budget opines, to find material for such a story ns follows: At the end of a political campaign many years ago a young man who had worked valiantly for the successful candidate claimed a reward. The nrlzo promised was a sergeantcy in the artillery. But the candidate found that he was unable to carry out his prom ise, inasmuch ns it required six years' service to qualify a man for the rank. ne became thoughtful, but hnally saw light. "Does it require Fix years to qualify a man for a lieutenancy?" he asked one who knew. "Certainly not," was the reply. "Well, make young Blank n lieuten ant, then," said the candidate, with a sigh of relief. Blank was thus made a lieutenant for no other reason than that he was not fit to be a sergeant. They Knew the Pole. Some years ago when Dr. Nansen visited Leeds on his return from the polar regions he was welcomed by a large crowd of spectators, who cheer ed vociferously. Two of the most ar dent admirers of Nansen were a cou ple of old men, who kept shouting and waving their sticks. When the cele brated explorer had passed, immedi ately following in the wake of the carriage came a wagon dragged by three horses, bearing a long iron pole, which belonged to the electric tram ways company. Directly the, old men saw it the fol lowing conversation took place: "Well, I'll be blowed! SItha, Bill, he's brout the pole back wi' him!" said one. "Aye," said the other admirer of Nansen, "and we t' only two 'at's no ticed it. The're all running after t' car riage. SItha, the're that ignorant they can't tell t' pole when they see It!" A Bernard, Shaw Joke. After addressing an Edinburgh meet ing for ninety minutes once Mr. Ber nard Shaw remarked that the time was a quarter to 10, and he had intended to finish at 9 o'clock. He did not seem in the least fatigued; the audience were also quite fresh, and when the speaker was about to sit down loud cries of "Go on!" were raised on all sides. Do you really wish me to go on?" Mr. Shaw asked. He was answered by renewed cheering and more shouts of "Go on!" Great was the disappointment, there fore, when he replied, "That is the ex act point at which an experienced speaker sits down," which he accord lngly did. An Artist's Mustache. The mustache was not viewed with favor in England in the middle of the last century. An anecdote is told of the late Thomas Cooper, the English artist to illustrate. lie was brought before a magistrate in 1846 on some minor charge and was described in the police report as being "fashion ably dressed, with large mustaches, The Art Journal of the date, comment ing on it "aid that "no member of the Royal academy perpetrates the atroc ity of mustaches, a most un-English affectation." Mr. Cooper became a member of the academy a few years later. Sunshine and Long Life. Some towns on the Italian side of the Swiss Alps are noted for the great number of sunny days. Carabletta and rentilino, near Lugano, head the list with' 327 and 331 sunny days le spoctlvely in one year. Possibly be cause of this liberal amount of sun shine the percentage of old people is exceptionally high In the canton of Tessln, forty-four per thousand being over seventy years old and ten per thousand over eighty. New York Post, OADTOniA. Bears tho ! , The Kind tea Have Always Btngnt WMCUffi of Kidney or Bladder Disease not A' Narrow Eccape. An old circus man tt 11a this incident as one of the narrow escapeB be had iu tho show business. He had trained lions, zebras, leopards, rhino you know and all sorts of beasts of prey, but this, he says, was his narrowest ! escape. It was when he was running a dime museum iu Milwaukee. Ohe day a mild mannered Russian came out of the railway station with a valise In his hand. He was a heavily bearded man und with shaggy hands and arms like George Esau. He hunt ed up n cabman and inquired modest ly, "Where is the dinw museum?" The cabman told him and then asked, "Want to ride up?" "Yes," tho bearded stranger told him quietly, almost bashfully. "I'm to be employed up there. I'm the wild man." "The narrow escape," says the ex circus man, "lay in the fact that no newspaper man heard tho man's re mark and that the cabman wns nn Englishman, with no sense of humor, who never, thought to repeat it." Ex change. Origin of the Word "Mustard." Our. English word "mustard" Is traceable to the French "moutarde," the origin of which is curiously given. In 1382 Philip the Bold, duke of Bur gundy, granted to the town of Dijon the privilege of bearing bis armorial ensigns, with the motto "Moult me tarde" ("I wish ardently"), in return for a handsome contingent of a thou sand men furnished to him at his ex pense. Pleased with tho royal con descension, the authorities ordered the device to be affixed over the principal gates of the city. Time or accident at length obliterated the middle word, and the two remaining, moult tarde, were printed on the labels which the merchants of Dijon pasted on pots in which they sent this commodity all over the world., . ... - . recuKTUxea authority The Weekly Oreronlaa. peopsssioitai. ou&.xass Sam E. VanVaclor. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on west end of May Street Heppner Oregon. C. E. WOObSON. ATTORN EY-AT-L AW Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon E. J. KELLER Auctioneer Ont of town sales promptly attended to Charges very reasonable. J Ione, ... Oregon. W. L. SMITH, ABSTRACTER. Only complete set of abstract bonkt in Morrow county. Heppner, Obeoon . DR. ALEXANDER REID PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Morrow Building Residence Church fitreet Calls received at Patterson's Drng Store Frank B. Kistner PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office in Patterson A Son's drugstore nesiaeuce in iworrow . Duuamg over Patterson x son's urugstore. R. W. HICKOK Grainbroker' Heppner, - Oregon S. E. Notson ATTORNEY AT LAW. Officelo Odd Fellows Bid? Heppner, Oregon, DR. A1ETZLER. Located in Odd Fellows building. Rooms 5 and 6. DR. M. A. LEACH DBNTI8T Permanently located in Heppner. Office in the new Fair building. Gas ad ministered. N. E. WINNARD, M. D. rilYKICIAM A. SiritWKO Graduate of: Lenox College, 1S85. Chicago Homeopathic Med.JCollege 1890. Rnsk Medical College, 1892. Cures Backache Corrects Irregularities Do not risk having Bright's Disease or Diabete? Summons. In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for Morrow County. Victor H. Heath, plulntlff, .vs. Harriet H. Heath, (ieft'inlmit. To Harriot H. Heuth, the above named da- fendaut. In tho name of tho SMa of Oregon: Yoa aru hereby commanded to appear In the above en titled milt on or bcfiiM Friday, the Z)d day of April 1000, to ninkeanswer to the complaint of plaintiff Hied herein iigaiiiHt yo'.i, und lu caae yon fall bo to appear tho alluKatlonH of tho complaint will be takon as confessed against yon and the platntjir wilt apuly to th Court for the relief prayed for In tho com plaint, to wlf: Fora dorree of said court for ever dlHitolvlcg 'the bonds of matrimony exiat. In between i lain till' and' defemlant and de creeing plaint IT to ba the sole owner of the following described premises, ti wit: The wK of the. nw) and the ne of the iwi and the nw of the eohi and the bw! of the ne K and the s'i of the se of section 12, township 8 south of range 25, e W. M. in Mor row connty, Oregon, atid for such other and further rellof as may be just and equitable. The time prescribed for the publication of this summons is six weeks and the date of tho appearance of the defendant is on or before the 23d day of April, A. D., tiiOQ. That this summons Is published by order or the Honorable O. C. Patterson, .Judge of the County Court of Morrow County, Oregon, which Older was made on the 8d day of March. A. D.. 1909. The date of the first publication of this sum mons Is the 4th day of March, A. D 11)09. SAM E, VAN VACTOK, Attorney for Plaintiff, Mar 4 Apr IS Summons. In the Circuit Court of the Btate of Oregon lor the County of Morrow. FrankMilliam, Administrator of the estate or Albert Wright, Plaintlil', vs. InaJA. Lech, lie Lea h.Menlra L.berch. Bernard Leach Robert L Hch, Howard TLeach, Huth Grimes, and J. V. Grimes her , husband, Delia Biggs and E. H. Biggs, tut hUHbaml, tfnd W. it. Ccvhr.in, defend ant!!. To I eslie Leach and Menira L. Leach, two of the above named defendant: n the name of the Htate of Oregon: You and each of you are commanded and required ti appear in the above entitled Court on or be fore six weeks from the day ot first publica tion of thl summons, to wit; On or hefore the 15th day of April, lUiW, then and there to an swer the complaint of Plaintiff filed herein against you; and you are Hereby notified that if you fail to to appear and answer said com plaint, for want thereof plaintiff will applr to the court for the relief demanded in his com plaint to wit: For a decree of the above entitled Court fore closing that certfcin mortgage made and exe ecnted by E. D. Leach and Ina A. Leach his wife on the 7th day of June, 1904, to secure pay ment of the sum of $203.00 with Interest there on at the rate of eight per cent per annum from date until paid, which raid mortgage was given u; on the following real property to wit1 Forty-seven f ef t of the south side of lot 8 of block 18 of the town of Lexington, Morrow county, Oregon, and recorded in volume P at page 317 Mortgage Kecords of Morrow county, Oregon. That the premises in said mortgage described be sold in the manner provided by law and the proceeds of such sale applied. First to th . coeU and disbursements of this suit snd expenses of snch sale; Second to the payment to plaintiff of the sura of $200.00 and interest thereon at the rate of 8 per cent, per annum from June 7, 1904, together with attorneys fee herein; that said defendants and each of them be forever barre l and foreclosed of all right title and Interest In or to said mortgaged premises nd every part thereof, save the statutory right of redemption, and for such other relief as In the premises may be meet and equitable. This summons is served upon yoa by publica tion thereof In the Heppner Gazette, a weekly newspaper ;of general circulation, published at Heppner, Morrow county, Oregon, for six suc cessive weeks by order of Hon. C. C. Patterson. County Judge of ; Morrow county, Oregon, made and entered on the 2nd day of March, the date of firstpublication of such summon being March 4, 1909, and the date of last publi cation thereof being Aprlt 15, 1909. ,C. E. WOODSON, Attorney for Plaintiff. Notice Notice is hereby given that the undersigned as administrator of the estate of George F. Welch, deceased, has filed h i finsl account in the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for the connty of Morrow, and that Monday, the 10th dy of Msy, A. D. 1909, at the hour ot 10 o'clock in the forenoon of said day, and the Circuit Court room of safd Court has been ap pointed as the time and place for the hearing of objections thereto end the settlement thereof. C. C, PATTERSON, Administrator. 6am K. Van vector, attorney for the estate. Dated and first published March 4th. A. D. 1909. Mar 4 Apr 1 NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION. (Isolated Tract. Public Land Sale. Serial No. 0895. United States Land Office. The Dalles, ;Orpgoa February 27, 1909. notice is hereby given that, as directed by the Commissioner of the General Land Office, under provisions of Act of Congress approvod June 27, 1906, Public No. 303, we will offer at public sale to the highest bidder, at 9:30 o'clock a. in. on the lath day of April, 1909laext, at this office, the following tract of land to wit: E 8E?4. section 24 Tp. 4 8 R 25 E. W. M. Any persons claiming adversely the above described lands are advised to tile their claim?, or objections, on or before tae day above desig nated for sale. Mar4-Apr8 C. W. MOORE, Register. Notice for Publication. Department of the Interior Laud Oflice at La Grande, Oregon. March 1. 1909. Notice is hereby given that Charles N. Jones, of Heppner, Oregon, who, on February 18, 1!HU. made homestead entry No. 134 19, serial No 041O). for8'4 8VJtJW!4 BE sectiin 3, township ? south, range 28 East Willamette Meridian, ha filed notice of intention to make final five year proof, to establish claim to the land ab de scribed, before J. P. Williams, U. 8. Commis sioner, at Heppner, Oregon, on the llh day of Anrll. 1909. Claimant names as witnesses: Paul Hisler, of Heppner, Oregon, Frank El liott, of Galloway, O.-egon, and Andrew J. Cook, and Wa'tor Robinson, both of Heppner. Oregon. Mar 4 Apr 8 F. C. BEAM WELL, Register. FOIEYSIQDIIEYCDTuj Make Kidneys an si Bladder Right