Heppner gazette., December 24, 1908, Image 3

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Little Soldiers
tho millions
defend you
In your blood aro
of corpuscles that
against disease.
To make and keep these little soldiers
healthy and strong, is simply to make
and keep the blood of the right quaUty
and quantity.
This is just what Hood's Sarsaparilla
does it helps the little soldiers in your
blood to fight diHease for you.
It cures scrofula, eczema, eruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous
ness, dyepppsia, general debility, and
builds up the whole system.
Oat of Ilia Dim Pnnt.
riutarch wan writing his justly cele
brated "Lives."
"Of course," he said, "f merely write
the book. I leave to a sordid and degen
erate posterity the evolution of tbc book
agent."
Making a memorandum to the -effect
that Mr. Bryan was showing symptoms of
a determination to run a fourth time for
the presidency, and wonderinj? if he would
live long enough to complete the biography
f that gentleman, he wearily resumed the
grind. Chicago Tribune.
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Soothing
Byru tin? b- gt remedy to usoIoTUjeirclt'lili-a
during tliu tcotliiui; juried.
.Mill Hnil Hope.
"Say," queried the wise guy, "don't
you ever get discouraged in trying to
get something for nothing?"
"N'nw," replied the granger, who tint.
Just invested In his twenty-third gold
brick. "I've imliced th' other feller
ii Hers gils his that way, an' niebhy In
tli' ixxii se uv time I'll Ikj th' other
feller." Detroit Tribune.
CITC Ht. Vitus' Dnnre unit orvouri I nwnfw perma
11 1 J nently cared tiy I-lr. i ; Ine' Great Korvo lie.
torur. Komi for FBEE $1.00 trill Lot 1 1 and treatise.
Dr. 1L II. KJiuo, Ld., Sol Arch bt., Pliiludoliiliia, Pa.
t'oulil Ho Swlmr
Te.ssie Too bad about ('hollio.
Jessie What's the trouble?
Tessie Me fell in love with n pirl
he nu t on an ocean steamer, but she
threw him over.
To Great In Npw Shors.
Always sliake in Allen's l'u'it-J. n powd
(t cures lux Kw-tuiiiir, a-liiiiK, olicn U-
i.ures corns, in jroivmi; mills ami braionx. At
11 drug-'Uls and .slum Mercs, 2 V IkiiI itcrcpl
iiivsiibstitule. SHinplumHiicclI'Ittii Addicts
aiicu s.,u.ms;ea, lu i'.oy, .N. .
The Sumo TliiriK.
"I'll bet your trouble Isn't anything
like mine. I've got a sick family."
"Isn't It? I've got a fac simile."
IiosLou American.
Allan of Mr.T
"Fighting Hub" Kvaim, during his
last stay hi Washington, was one even
ing a guest at a house where he met a
number of the younger But of the capi
tal. ,As the admiral was leaving he
chanced to nick up from the floor a
very dainty handkerchief, edgetl with
lace. He was gravely Inspecting this
"trille, light as air," when a rather
effenilnnte-looklng young man hastened
forward to claim It.
"Your sister's, no doubt," said the ad
miral, as he handed It over.
"Oh, no," said the young man, "lt'a
mine."
Evans scrutinized the young man
closely. "Would you mind telling mo
what size hairpins you use?" he asked,
after a pause.
Do in I'ctlro'n Mltlo Joke.
Doni I'edro I., Emperor of Brazil,
was one of royalty's strong men. On
the occasion of n carnival he arranged
matters so that he was standing on the
"bow of the ro.vl barge between two of
his stateliest courtiers.
Suddenly, In the midst of the festivi
ties the King reached out, grasped a
courtier with each hand, and, after
holding them for a few moments
b lul pining in the air and begging to lie
released, he relaxed his grip and al
lowed them to drop plump Into the
wuter, amid the frantic applause of tli
huge crowd that had assembled to view
their monarch. The King jolcsd heart
ily in the general hilarity; but what
the drenched courtiers thought about
this exquisite joke Is not recorded.
Omitted.
old neighbors
had met on
The two
the street.
"Mornin', Sam," said the first. "1
hear your son Hill has got through col
lego successfully."
"Yep," said the other.'
"Learn anythiu'?"
"Yep."
"What's he got ont of It chiefly?"
"I7e kin speak seven languages."
'Tine!"
"Oh, I dunno. Trouble Is they forgot
MAKE OLD SILVER NEW
Have you some old, tarnished Knives, Forks
and Spoons that look bad? Would you like to
have i hern plated with pure silver bo they will
look and wear like solid silver?
SEND IS YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS
and frive us a list of what you have that needs
rvfin ip hi nf? and we will send you by return
mail full information and particulars how to
huve it done at little cost.
It Doesn't Cost Yoa a Cent to Learn It
Simply send us your name ami addrtna, as
above, and we will do an we auree.
OREGO.N PLATING WORKS, Silver Department
16th and Alder Streets. Portland, Oregon
1AIINCHESTER
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RIFLES
AT FACTORY PRICES
22 Sinnle Phot, (Model lWJt
22KuiKlrSh.it. (Mmk'i 1!) H) ,
22 Kepi at.r, (M.xiiil I'M))
'1 K.'ixa'er. Mod I
2"-2'i. ;;o-'J0. 3ii. 41-10. (McxVl 1 s fj .
$.50
S 00
8 SO
1.80
13.15
i:."-35. :si'-;;ii, o-(;urn barrel. (ModW Vl) 16.53
NO OIAKCK FOR CASING OK CARTAGE
Send for our price list. S.iveex-
to tench him any
'eni." New York
hlees to express
Mem 1.1.
wilb
Armor on Vurhlii.
llie thickness of armor on modern
warships is truly astonishing. The able
armor of a first-class battleship usually
varies from sixteen and one-half Inches
thick at the top of the jielt to nine
nnd one-half Inches at the bottom. Th
gun turrets are often protected by ar
mor from fifteen inches to seventeen
Inches thick.
Unparalleled.
There had been a fire in the apartment
building, with heavy loss of property and
many narrow escapes.
"Were there any acts of conspicuous
heroism?" queried the reporters.
"Yes," said one of the victims. "With
a self-abnegation never before witnessed
in a case of this kind, sir, we all turned
in and helped to carry out the piano that
was on the second floor."
Ilutl) Milk (uni,
"Rusty cans nnd their effect upon
milk," Is the title of a very valuable
bulletin of the University of Wisconsin
Agricultural Experiment Station. Ex
pertinents indicate that milk hauled In
the poorly tinned or rusted cans Is ma
terially Injured for cheese nuking, for
In addition to the retarding influence
of the Iron on the rennet nction and
the neutralization of the add by the
Iron, It also produces taints or off-flav
ors. The milk cans used to haul milk
to our creameries nnd cheese factories
are too often of a cheap grade, and
they are used too frequently after they
huve become tainted, nnd the tin be
conies cracked nnd checked so that the
Iron is exposed and rusts. In these ex
periments, milk was placed In rusty tin
cans and. allowed to stand for different
jierloda. while other samples of the
same milk were kept In glass beakers.
Every time that this experiment was
repeated, the milk kept In the rusty
cans gave evidence of a retarding influ
ence on the rennet as comiwred with
the milk kept In the glass beaker. Milk
which was allowed to stand in Iron
utensils for several hours had a pecu
liar bluish color, indicating the pres
ence of iron In the solution. It was
evident that the acid in the milk acted
upon the Iron and dissolved some of It.
The maximum quantity of Iron dis
solved In the milk ranged from 1 to
l',i pounds for every thousand pounds
of milk.
The bulletin urges that the maangers
of cheese factories and creameries see
that the operator is a reliable man,
who will not only practice cleanliness,
but will insist that the factory uten
sils and these of the patrons are In
first-class condition. Me advocates the
use of only such cans in which heavy
steel is used that have been well tin
ned, similar to those used in Europe.
Experience has proven that the cans
of the best quality, even though they
are quite expensive, nre the most eco
nomical In the long run.
Heating Water far Hob Killing.
A device which Is superior to the
old Iron kettle for heating water is
shown In this sketch. Take a piece
of 2-inch pipe 8 feet long and have it
It Is not nt nil uncommon for a ctf
to be put to n cow that bus been some
time cal.ved, or, more commonly, that
has given birth prematurely to n dead
calf. Iiuyers nt the cattle markets
need to be on the lookout for numer
ous tricks of the kind.
Grealnen,
running a street
press charres
house pikes.
on
eastern catalogue
HUDSON ARMS CO.
no Tnino sr.
POaTLAM), ch
HAVE YOU EVER USED
"IMPERIAL" RICE?
Imported Kio superior quality. Comes in
bulk or H -Ih. hairs, if your il-aler doesn't
keep it frnil u-t his namo awl address.
We also hrunlie all classes of Domestic Kice
at lowest prices.
The only kice Mill and largest dealers on
the co;ist.
PORTLAND RICE MILLING COMPANY
POKTLAND, OREGON
Unit Predicted
"How do you like
car?"
"It ain't so bad," replied the boy
graduate. "Howe v e r ' '
"Yes?"
"I don't think much of our class
prophet." Louisville Courier-Journal.
I.CKitl Note.
A London city man recently wrote tc
a lawyer in another town asking for
information toiu-hing the standing of a
person there who had owed the Lon
doner a considerable sum of money for
a long time. "What property has he
that I could atiiich?" was one of the
questions asked. The lawyer's reply
vots to the point. "The person to whom
you refer." he wrote, "died a year ntro.
lie has left nothing subject to attach
ment except a widow." I'on.-h.
SIM PUT WATLB I1AKRLL.
VISSTSNG CARDS
WEDDING INVITATIONS
MONOGRAM STATIONERY
There's nothintr so genteel as enjrraved work
that in artstically done. We do the finest
work on the ia: itic Coat. at most reasonable
prices, We will m;iii you specimens of latest
letterinir and wording of invitations, etc..
upon request. Send us your name on a postal
card.
KILHAM STATIONERY
AND PRINTING CO.
PORTLAND
rtocUy.
Mr. Wiggins, in his study, was en
deavoring to concentrate Ms thought
upon a bit of writing. A perpetual
noise in the Hat above annoyed him be
yond human endurance. Rushing into
the sitting room, he cried:
"What is that confounded racket?"
"My dear, It is only the lady nbove
rocking her baby to sleep."
"For heaven's sake, run up nnd tell
her to use smaller rocks!" Judge.
securely screwed into the bottom of a
stout vinegar barrel. In the other end
of the pipe screw a large wooden block
Hy arranging the affair as shown in
the sketch water in the barrel will b"
heated rapidly and can be removed as
desired without bothering the tire. Do
not make the mistake of putting a
metal cap on the end of the pipe or
the steam may sometimes hurst the
piping before the cap wnl come ni'!'.
acts as a safety
out If pressure is
Study uf Wind lireuka.
An effort to determine the value ot
windbreaks on farms is being made by
the Forest Service of the United States
Department of Agriculture. At pres
ent windbreaks are planted haphazard
nnd ninny do not lelleve In them, so It
Is time we had some definite Informa
tion on the subject. If there Is a par
ticular kind of tree that makes a bet
ter protection to crops without doing
any harm we should know it. The
Forest Service projioscs to find out
just how much, If any, and when wind
breaks Increase crop yields. Instru
ments will be used to nieashre heat and
cold, moisture and dryness, both above
and below ground; to register the force
of the wind near the windbreaks and
some distance away; to measure light
Intensity and take note of the effects of
shade; to register frosts at different
distances from the trees and to keep
account of the effect of windbreaks on
the snow which covers the ground to
leeward In winter. Many other meas
urements and tests will be made and
elaborate ;data will be collected by ex
perts who will have charge of the In
vestigation. Corn will be the first crop
studied liehlnd windbreaks. Corn is a
particularly good crop to experiment
with because it' Is easily injured by
hot, dry winds, will not stand shading
and Is very sensitive to frosts.
If it is found, as is generally sup
posed, that windbreaks are a decided
advantage to crop yields, It will be an
easy matter for the farmer to plant
trees In his fence rows or along the
sides of bis fields toward the prevail
ing winds and thus protect his crops as
well as produce a valuable crop of tim
ber. In view of the fact that our tim
ber supply is rapidly waning, it stands
every tanner In hand to plant some
trees and to maintain the wood lots
upon his farm, so if windbreaks can Pe
used to advantage, he cm easily make
the trees hi? plants serv a double pur
pose. The results of the investigation
will be awaited with interest. Fann
er s oil me.
Farm Fowl.
Fowls on the farm should in the very
nature of things lie the most profitable
of all fowls. They cost little to feed
and the space they range over costs no
more on account of the presence of the
fowls. Most of them have free range
and forage for their food, this is profit
able for the owner and enjoyable to the
fowls.
Most farm flocks nre too small. They
might easily be increased In size with
little effort nnd small exjK'nditure. It
has been said that a fowl will pay n
dollar a year clear profit under such
conditions as prevnil on the average
farm if they nre rightly housed nnu
cared for. This is surely large enough
a profit to be Interesting to any farmer
Usually the farm fowls do not get cred
it for all they really do. for the farmf i
seldom figures in' the eggs nnd oth'n
poultry products used by his own lam
ily. which make quite an item in th.
course of a yeirr.
Not only the quantity should be In
creased, but also the quality. There nrf
vastly greater possibilities for profit ii;
pure-bred fowls .than in scrubs. They
look better, weigh and lay better, and
really are better in every way. Agri
cultural I.pMoin.st.
f buy
FyliSSl-TOES
for mint oh. 10 to 50 morfl mono? for ynu to hln Ttiiw Fnr nnd Ttl'lr.. to n than t
oil nt hmiin. Vi rit fur Pn.u I.Mt. Murkit Ji.-pnrt. Mm.pinif ), lml itl,onl (ur
MUNTERS'&TRAPPERS'GUIDE.rj
4 0 p7i-, leather b..niid. 8 tMnr Ml Ih, tuhjTOt vr wrilltn. Ill iitralint ,11 Pur An.mil 111
..it Tnnpn h(-r.t. Dai. 7V Oani Uw,. H'.w ..id whr. t.i Inr.. nl to Wntr, w
mtfiil t,p.r. H'irtulrLiTiri.-Mlfa. Pfif,. 12. To otir cu.tonif r. fijr. Ilxlra Unrl ttita
I..-a.il i ru K-.Iro,. Our Mr ntlir llait .id brnt llr. t in'imili ! trap, ' 00 - r ship miir
Biloiiii'iirto!unUiettinUMin.Ml. AoiUrn'li liru., LtLU Vi ASlnnuuMilia.Mlu.
MAPLEINE
A Flavoring". It male a
eyrup better than Maple.
5 Sold by grocer
We Sell You Plumbing Supplies at Less Than Wholesale Prices
Do you need a Hath Tub, Stationary Wash Tub, Kitchen Sink, Stationary Waxh Stand, Slop
Sink, Toilet, or anything in Plumbing Supplies? Jf to, we can have you a lot of money. Send
us your name, address, and a list of what you need, and we w ill quote you a price less than
wholesale. Let u supply you with Soil Pipe, Fittiigfi and I ra.s Good.i. Aluaya a bisf atocic
on hand. When in Portland, call at our ofiice and examine s'ok.
M. BARDE & SONS plumbing supplies
(not in the plumbing trust)
110 North Tl:ird Street, Porilsr.d, Oicgcn.
(lrli luuKut l.ife-xavlnjg.
A course in life-saving lias been In
stituted among the women students of
Columbia I'niversity for the purpose of
making them as adept as men in res
euii.g drowning persons. They receive
tin.' regular life-saving drill, including
the grips and breaks, towing to shore
and artificial respiration. A fully
dressed girl is thrown into the water at
one end of the swimming tank, and
other girls are obliged to rescue her
from the opposite en J and take her
back, which is already done in 57 sec
onds. This new departure in co-education
has become immensely popular.
Ku.iy .Money.
First Lawyer I wish I had been liv
ing In King Solomon's time.
Second Lawyer Why?
First Lawyer He had 700 wives.
Think of the divorce business he could
have thrown in my way.
O.
The cleanest.
most comfortables
SLICKER
ot trie came time tj
cheapest in the v
ena Decuuse u
wears longest
Everywhere
Every garment oucr
anteed woterprool
Cdalog free
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01 Cnas. II. 1- K'tciier, antl Ji:xs boon niado under his
personal supervision ibr over o years. Allow 110 one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-prood" are but Experiments, nnd endamrer the
Ileal th of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR! A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothingr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its a;re is its guarantee. It destroys AVorms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and AVind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You M o Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
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Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CCNTOUB COMPANY. TT HUB RAY STBtIT, KC VOrK CITY.
i 111 rfv i fi
Where Out
Iii i)S.r, t
into Kiin-pi'
I csclii ! I e.N O r. jj 1 ii ft t eri .
ie i);aii) w;is intrnclii'-i'd
by the Sniinhirils. who
The wooden block
valve and will tiy
too great.
Here is another
for heat ins; water
MM Ai l. - a. -ft'.
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondefu! man has
made a life study of iho
proprrtifs of Hoots.
Ilerl-s and Harks, and
is frivinc Iho nnrld the
bcnclitof hia Rcrvirrs.
xi. No Mercury. Poisons
4 or Drugs Used. No
Operations or Cutting
Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lunr.
Stomach ami kiilr.ry troubles, and all Private
ijcaaca 0f Xlen and Women.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just received from Prkin. China-safe, anra
nd reliable. Unfailing in its works.
If you cannot rail, write forpymptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
CONSULTATION f REE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
IfiJU firs;! M ror. Morrison. Portland. Or.
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Only Question ol Time.
"Oorsp," nsUrd Mrs. Ferguson, "hnve
you written Hint letter to Aunt Ilepsy
yot to nik her to come and sitend the
winter with usV"
"N'o, "but I'll not forgr-t it. Laura." an
swered Mr. Ferguson. "I've cut a noteli
in my thumb nail, and when I come to it
in trimming th nail it will remind me
of it."
"May I ask where you out that notch?"
"Er at the root of the nail, Laura."
It T-St
Tkj rearl.
The pearl Is nothing but carbonate of
lime, and vinegar or any otber acid will
eat nway the polished surface in a few
moments, as for the opal, hot water Is
fatal to it. destroying its fire, nnd some
times causing it to craek. Soap Is a
deadly enemy of the turquoise. If a
turquoise riDg Is kept on the hand while
wRsliing. In n short time the blue stones
will turn to a dingy green.
V.ii--- -
TOT UKRRICK.
with which the pot
small brick furnace
out of n fire, ns the pot
round bole on the top and
handy arrangement
when killin.s; ho-s.
conking small pev
tatoes for stock.
etc. A heavy bar.
such ns the track
of a hay carrier
Js tlxed In the top
of two posts and
the pulley runs
upon It. which
carries the lever
cim be lifted. A
will get the most
sets Into n
receives the
full benefit
Home.
of the heat. Farm and
11
Stop Coughing!
Nothing bmkt down the health
quietly and postivelyasaprnutent
cough. U fou have a cough give
it attention now. Yon can rrlirve
a audi? with nsas cure.
Famous for hsU century as the
felithle remedy fy coughs, colds,
hoarsen em, bronchitis, afthma and
kindred ailments. Fine (or children.
At all druggists', 25 cts.
A Safety Oevlee.
A simple and effectual way to block
a wagon on a mountain road when
drawing a heavy load Is to fasten n
piece of -Ix4-Inch scantling to the rear
axle so that It Just drags on the ground
behind the wheel. When the wagon
starts back It stops against tlif block.
Fasten the block with a heavy eye and
staple near the wheel so that when iet
In use it may be swung up out of the
way and hooked to the axle near the
opposite wheel.
Hop.
Overproduction Is now serlously
tbreatening the hop Industry. At pivs
cut. in restoct of acreage under hops,
the nations rank ns follows: tJcrniany.
America, Austria, (Ircat Itritain, Kus
sia. France and Belgium. Austria con
sumes almost as much as she exports,
and In the Fnlted Kingdom, where free
Imports make hop growing unprova
ble, production falls short of consumption.
Spaniard
found it in t'hile. At almost the stim
date it was introduced into Kmiland
by the FiiL'Msh. who had found it cul
tivated by the Indians of North Amer
ica. The sweet potato and the arti
choke nre also American vegetables.
Salsify Is found growing wild over
; recce, Italy and Algeria. Turnips and
radishes came originally from Central
Ihiropo. Cabbage, which is of remote
origin, is believed to be a European
vegetable. Asparagus found its origin
In temperate Western Asia. Eggplant
came to us from India. The carrot
grows wild throughout Europe, Asia
Minor. Siberia. China. Abyssinia. North
Africa and the Canary Islands. The
tomato comes from IYru. the cueuiu
I'or from India nnd the pumpkin from
(iuinea. i
h mm
j 1 jofjgr
Egg-Fhosphate
r
Will DO AU
THAT 45
ITt'.T!! nx.ZD
fohl-cs
DO AND
no it ntriiR
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
Celery and Celerlar.
There Is a special turnip-rooted form
of celery known as celeriac. which pro
duces a large root antl very small leaf
stems. This Is more suitable for cook
lng than the common celery.
Poultry I tenia. j
Look for lice If the poultry refuse to
go into the roosting house at night.
Lice are the cause of death of more
half-grown turkeys than rrom any oth
er cause.
Foul yards nre great sources of dis
ease. Fowl diseases nre also caused
by foul coops and foul drinking vessels.
Make the entrance to the nests from
the back to make them dark, and make
hem big enough so the hens can get In
and out without breaking the eggs.
Almost any breed of fowls niav lm
'..ept within bounds if rightly treated,
even though It is much easier to con
tine large breeds than smaller ones.
No one wants eggs that have been
washed ; they don't look right. To get
a good price for eggs they must Ie
naturally clean as well as fresh.
If you Intend making a success hi
the jHiultry business you must put your
w hole heart Into the work and become
an enthusiast. It requires persever
ance and determination to bring suc
cess. Overcrowding or confinement in un-
healthful quarters causes diseases
among xultry. This, however. Is not
excusable on the farm. There Is plen
ty of room ami sanitation should be
perfect.
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OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE
.-hoi: lil retr. m'x-r tha orr fo-ee i sooreasiizej that VR CAN
DO THEiU KM'iiiK ( KO'.S N. H Ki I'GK AND PLATE
UOI:,K l' A DAY. if ntwar.v. POSITIVELY TAIXLESS
h 1 It AC t IN'vi PKHE wht-n p'a'o-; it hridees are oniemi
UI-. hEMOVK THE MOST SENSITIVE TEET'l AND
KOOTS WtrH'U T THE LEAST PAIN. NO STUDENTS;
vo ti: ecrta n but SPECIALISTS, w ho do the mo t scien-
WISE DENTAL COMPANY, INC.
Or. W. A V.'ise. Mvr.. 21 years in Portland. Second fW
tai'ir.i; l-ttdiii.Lr. I h : rl a:nl W'a.-.hiivtt'n streets. Otrico
hours: ! A. M. to - P. M. Sundays tf to 1 P. M. Tainlosu ex.
ractir.jt ice; p!ate S5 up.
Jaques Mfg. Ox
Chicago.
& OUNCES
If ma
"UE3 V.'.Nf
mm powder
Stands for
Quality
Economy
Purity
In providing the family's meals.don't
i satisned with anything- but the
best. KC is'guarnntccd perfec
tion at a moderate price. It
makes ev-rythin better.
Try and see.
l7
i'eriect
or
Money back.
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