Heppner gazette., December 17, 1908, Image 3

Catarrh
One of tho most common of blood dfs
eaHos, is much annravuted by the midden
changes of weather at this time of
year. Bogm treatment at once with
Hood's Sarsapurilla, which effects rad
ical and permanent cures. This great
medicine has received
40,366 Testimonials
in two years, which prove its wonderful
efficacy iti purifying and enriching the
blood. Best for all blood diseases.
In usunj liquid form or phor.olnt.ed tablets
known as SarsatabS. 10U doses $1.
Slurkctl Improvement,
My washerwoman," Mrs. Lnpsling
was saying, used to lose ever so many
of my sheets and pillow ruses, but she
doesii t now. 1 murk thui all with in
telligibla ink."
A horse can live 25 days without solid
food, merely drinking water; 17 days
without either eating or drinking, and
only five days when eating solid food
without drinking.
Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslow's Bonthlns;
Syrup thu best remedy to use for their cbJldt'ia
luring the tee thing period.
IVo Inducement,
Kitty Come over to our house and
play with my Teddy bear.'
Dicky Huh! I've got a bull pup to
play with that's real meat.
Ileiiey.
In his hold fight, with ruling rraft
He hns not feared the thieving crowd,
Under the bludgeoningn of graft
His head in bloody, but unbowed.
It is said that 14.000 victims of the
opium habit have been cured within a
few weeks in the Malay states by the
use of a pluut recently discovered in
Sclangor.
CITC St. Vltui' Dance and orvoua maeaaea parma.
II I J neatly cured liy JUr. 1 dne'a Great Nerve Ke
torer. Send for FREE $2.00 trial bottle And treatise.
Dr. K. H. Kline. Ld., Bil Arch Bt.. Philadelphia, to.
I'nele Jerry,
"To often," siiid Icicle Jerry Peebles,
"when that there thing they call oppor
tunity comes along, f),v jocks, it's only
an opportunity to steal somethin' !"
The Emperor of Austria is said to have
the finest collection of orchids in the
world at his palace nt Schoenbrunu.
There are 18,000 plants.
CASTOR I A
lor Infants and Children.
Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
The Chilean government has placed
tllxi.OOO at the disposal of the President,
to be expended in securing immigrants
for that republic.
Located.
Knicker Where is bis residence?
Uocker For voting, in New York ; for
divorce, in Dakota : and for good, in Eu
rope. New York Sun.
HOWAKD E. BURTOJI.-ASMiyer ar5 Chemist.
Leadvllle, C'oloriuio. hoei'iiiiva prices: liulil,
Bllver, Wd, $1 : Ciold, Stiver, 7.V ; lold, 6uo; Zinc or
1'omier, it. Cyanlrto tests. Mailing envelopes and
full prlcellst senton application. Control and Um
pire work solicited, lUMeroace! Carbonate N
lioiial iiauk.
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We also handle all classes of Domestic Kice
at lowest prices.
The only Kice Mill and largest dealers on
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FACTS IN TABLOID FORM.
W. Ioii"l:i tiinlies and sells more
men's .'!. IKI mid X.r0 xlioes tlmn nv
oilier lnaiiufaetiiier in (lie world, 1
rause they liolil their rIihk tit better,
and wear longer than any other make.
Short at All Prices, for Every Member of the
Family, Men, Boys, women, Misses Children
W. L. Douglas $4. ?0 sad $8. 00 GUtEdg-s Shews csnnet
bs aqoailed at any prtca. W. L. DouKlaa $3.60 end.
$2.00 shoes an ths best In the world
Fi Colon Kprlrt I'sml JtrrliuHrrlyr.
'a'jtke o iiiltltute. W. L. liouK'-a.
name ami prloe Is stamped on bottom. tl't
rrerrirlipre. Shoes mailed from factory to any
ptrt ol I tie worUL Cataloirup free.
W. L. POIKiLAS. I5S Spark St.. RradrlM, Mass.
P N U
No. 51-08
w
HKN writing to adTPrtlsera pleas
mention this paper.
In point of geographical elevation
Madrid la the highest city In Europe.
Much Canadian lumber goes to China,
largely for railroad construction.
A decided reduction of tariff rates
goes into effect in Denmark, January 1
The total number of Hailing vessels
In the world Is double that of steam
ers.
The average number of deaths
through railway accidents In Holland
Is one a year.
The city of Milwaukee has almost
abolished the use of horses in all mu
nicipul departments.
Tattooed iMirtralts of the last six
French presidents were found on tlie
skin of a burglar named Hertln arrest
ed in Purls.
Two million dollars will be spent in
Improvements ou the great steel plant
of the United States Steel Corporation
at Kinsley, Ala.
A 1,000-horsepower vertical gas en
glue, said to be tho lurgest of Its kind
was recently put into operation at Run
corn, England,, driving nn electric gen
erator. Milwaukee Free Press.
The proiwsed American exposition to
te held In London next year has been
thoroughly organized and special efforts
are being made to secure exhibits from
the western part of this country.
Although there are only eighteen flags
used In the international code of sig
nals which is used by warships and
merchant ships all over the world, they
can be made to represent no fewer than
20,000 distinct signals.
The Welland canal, which connects
Lake Erie and Lake Ontario, is twenty
seven miles long. It wtis begun in lSJt
and completed in 18.'!.'$. Its original di
mensions have been greatly enlarged,
and there is now a depth of fourteen
feet.
Prof. Frederick Starr, anthropologist
at the University of Chicago, has been
made an otlicer of public instruction
under the French government. The con
sul explained that this was one of the
highest honors in recognition of his
work in Mexico.
The winter of 1058 was a hard one
in Europe. Charles X. of Sweden
crossed on the ice the Little Pelt, the
strait between Funen and the Peninsula
of Jutland, with his whole army foot,
horse, baggage and artillery. The riv
ers in Italy bore heavy carriages.
According to the accepted authorities
there are 3,424 spoken languages in the
world to-day ; or, perhaps, it would be
more accurate to say dialects. Of this
number 9.T7 are Asiatic, 587 European,
27t5 African and 1,624 American. By
far the greatest number of these be
long to savage and semi-savage tribes
and nations.
France's Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty to Animals has taken action
against a cinematograph company for
an act of unprecedented brutality to a
horse. In n series of pictures called
The Lover's Hevenge," a carriage
drawn by a horse was seen to rush over
the edge of a clitf and be dashed to
pieces. The pictures had not been
faked. On old blind horse harnessed
to a carriage was really driven over
the edge of the cliffs near Boulogne to
obtain them.
The work of compiling a great tech
nical dictionary, which was begun un
der the auspices of the Association of
(ierman Engineers, hits been abandoned
on account of the great cost, which, it
w;ts discovered, would be four times
greater than originally contemplated.
There is great need of just such a dic
tionary as wtis proposed in all the arts,
sciences and crafts, and the decision of
tlit German engineer will lie beard with
regret by workers all over the world.
The Journal of the American Medi
cal Association has the following:
"Modern civilization furnishes no bet
ter example than this of the possible
victory over pestilence and disease,
when tiie warfare Is carried on in the
light of modern scientific knowledg'?.
The building of the Panama canal and
the sanitary record of the Japanese in
their war with Russia are the two great
object lessons of recent years, demon
strating tli.it men can neither work nor
light to the best advantage unless pro
tected from infection and preventable
iiseases."
One of the great railroads to the I i
cilic coast is perfecting plans for a for
est of eucalyptus trees in San Diego
county, Calif., from which to obtain a
steady supply of crosstics. A ranch of
S.OOO acres has been purchased for this
purpose, and as a start ('.00 acres will
bo planted. It is estimated that in
eighteen years the company will be able
to harvest fi 'oni six to eight ties to a
tree, and keep up the harvest thereafter
continually. At present the system
uses about P. MUK x ) ties annually. In
eighteen years the company thinks it
will be able to obtain from Its forest
T.iNHi.tioo annually.
Money circulates in Mexico from
pocket to pocket. Almost every Mexi
can in professional or business life car
ries on his person anywhere from $2(H
to $Nin. Even the poor Indian In bis
blanket can more than likely produce
a greater sum than the average travel
er. It was but a few days ago, accord
ing to observers, that one Mexican of
the middle class asked another in a cas
ual way If he could change a $l.f0
bill. The other pulled out a wallet
from his Inside cket and counted out
nearly ?2.0(x. Time after time this
hapiK'iis, and It Is regarded as no un
common thing for a Mexican of the
middle class to carry between 1,000 and
2,000 pesos on his person.
UNITED STATES SENATOR
FROM SOUTH CAROLINA
PRAISES PE-RU-NA.
Ex-Senator M. C. Butler.
Dyspepsia is often caused by ca
tarrh of the stomach Peruna relieves
catarrh of the stomach and is there
fore a remedy for dyspepsia.
Hon. M. C. Butler, U. S. Sen
ator from South Carolina for two
terms, in a letter from Washington,
D. C. writes to the Peruna Medi
cine Co., as follows:
"I can recommend Peruna for
dyspepsia and stomach trouble. I
have been using your medicine for
a short period and I feel very much
relieved. It is indeed a wonderful
medicine, besides a good tonic."
Catarrh of the stomach is the cor
rcct name lor most cases ot dyspep
sia. Only an internal cftrrh remedy,
such as Peruna. is available.
Peruna Tablets can now be procured.
Ask vour druggist for a Free Pe
runa Almanac for 1!)09.
Penalties of Greatness.
Hercules had subdued the Erymanthian
boar.
"What are you going to do with ths
beast V" they asked him.
"I refuse to answer," he said, "on the
ground that it might incriminate me.
For well he knew that any answer
he could make would be different from
the accounts written by the historians,
and at that portion of his career he was
sensitive about being accused of nature
faking.
A Rich Man's Reticence.
"Do you want to make any contri
butions to our campaign fund?" asked
the willing worker.
"Yes," answered Mr. Dustin Stax,
"I'd like to. But I don't see why I
should put myself on record in a way
that will make It your patriotic duty
to snub me after the campaign is over."
Washington Star.
Dill'ereut.
The influential politician was irritated
"Von ask me to have a friend appoint
ed to a good position," he said, "but I
know next to nothing hbout you. Foi
all I know to the contrary you don I
amount to a snap."
"Maybe not.' responded the caller.
thrusting his jaw forward, "but my jnV
dos. I'm a bridgetender." Chicago
Tribune.
Scnrrely WorUi Menllonlug.
'I expect to take a few books with
me, Kjiul tlie aeronaut, as tae inp is
likely to lie a long ore."
'They'll be useful for ballast, too, I
presume, observed tlie reporter.
'Not in the least," rejoined tlie aero
naut. 1 suall take nothing but lignt
iction."
A mendulory.
Rorus Yea. I Always rewrite my poems
before I send tOiem to a publisher.
Nnggns Y'ou mean, I presume, before
you send them to tlie next publisher.
French dairymen have discovered that
the use of wine dregs us a food for cows
.nproves the quality of the milk and in
creases the output at least 20 per cent.
The oldest church building now stand-
In in New York City is St. Paul's
chapel, the corner stone of which was laid
in 1704.
An English judge expressed his horror
the other day when a witness said he had
garaged" his auto car. It was a new
erb to his honor, and he didn't like it.
The Southern Pacific Railroad Com
pany has bought in San Francisco a lot
on which it will erect at once a $250,0110
railroad hospital.
FUN AT A BAGGAGE AUCTION.
finmMliisr Spirit uiiKfd Soma Uu
profitable I'll r-liun-i.
Patrons of a (Jrand avenue auction
house Indulged In a mild propensity to
gamble this morning lu bidding on a
quantity of uncalled-for baggage sold
for the Kansas City Southern Hallway
Company, says the Kansas City Star.
There were more than 200 pieces dis
posed of, Including paper parcels, paste
board and wooden boxes, handbags, suit
cases and trunks.
All of the pieces were more or less
dilapidated, The nature of their con
tents was kept secret, so that purchas
ers experienced the risk and fascina
tion of buying "a pig in n poke." Bid
ders were guided largely by "hunches"
as to the value of a package, and they
would frequently compete In a spirited
fashion for a small parcel, when hardly
an offer could be secured for a larger
one of similar appearance. "Good goods
coin in small packages" was the old
saw that seemed" to be In the minds of
a majority of the speculators.
"Oh-h-! Here Is a valuable-looking
bundle," cried the auctioneer, holding
up the smallest of a pile of parcels and
peeking carefully Into a small hole lu
the enveloping paper wrapper. "It's
red, too."
This bit of Information so intiatnd
the Imagination of a stout colored wom
an that she bid 40 cents as an initial
offer and was awarded the prize before
she had a chance to change her mind.
The package contained a soiled red
"bandanna" handkerchief.
Well-trained employes passed up the
various objects to the platform on
which the auctioneer held forth. Hand
bags, "telescopes" and trunks were la
boriously hoisted up, the helpers strain
ing and groaning In an affectation of
bone wrenching effort. The instant a
sale wtis concluded the object was un
ceremoniously slapped off the platform,
usually giving out a hollow echo as It
lightly struck the floor. A grunting em
ploye tugged desperately at a large
cloth "telescope" and slammed it down
with a crash on the platform.
"Then; you are!" exclaimed the auc
tioneer, triumphantly. "There Is a
valise full of gold nuggets lost by a
miner returning from the Klondike.
How much am I offered?"
Eighty cents was bid and accepted.
Pushed from the platform, and "tele
seojie" fell with a sound that unmis
takably proved it empty. The crowd
roared with laughter.
A large crowd attended the sale and
the bidding was spirited, though the
advances In offers seldom exceeded 5
cents at a time.
$ Wit of the Youngsters J
Tommy Where have you been, Wil
lie? Willie Been flshin' Tommy
Catch anything? Willie Not yet; but
I will when I get home.
Teacher What is an engineer, Tom
my? Tommy A man that works an
engine. Teacner mats rigtit. ow,
Johnny, what is a pioneer? Johnny
A woman that works a piano.
"Now, Mabel," said tlie Sunday
school teacher, "what can you tell me
about Adam and Eve? "Nothing," an
swered the little miss. "Mamma says
I mustn't talk about people behind their
bucks."
After asking a blessing on various
members of the household the small
boy concluded his prayer as follows:
"And. Lord, don't forget to bless Broth
er Charlie and make him as good a boy
as I am."
"The Bible says there will be no mar
rying in heaven," said small Harry. "I
wonder if that is true?" "Of course it
Is." replied his little sister. "How could
tlie women marry when there are no
men in the place?"
Small Harold had attempted to draw
a picture of a horse on his slate. "Mam
ma," lie queried, "can God see every
thing?" "Yes, dear," was the reply.
"Well." continued Harold. "I'll bet He
will laugh when He sees this horse."
The charitable people of London have
formed a union to see that the money
given by them is properly spent.
Half a gallon of train oil an hour will
iilin the most boisterous sea around a
essel.
A Miiirnlf) ln Pinhole.
Obtain a piece of blackened card nun
make a hole In it with a needle; then
place a very small object say, for in
stance, a tiny insect on the end of a
pin or gum to a strip of glass and view
this object through the needle hole In
the card at about an inch from It. The
Insect will appear quite distinct and
about ten times larger than Its natural
size. If. however, you suddenly with
draw the card without disturbing the
object, the hitter will be Invisible. Tlie
reason Is that the naked eye cannot see
at so short a distance as an inch, but
the ctird with the hole enables the eye
to approach within an inch and to see
not only well. but. as it were, ten
times better than with the naked vision.
Nearly 8 per cent of the stinlet
German universities are foreigner
Keep It on Hand!
CougSi nj colli mar ie ny
Oirnibrt of the Unuly njr bme.
Man? m Ivm cold ha brrn arrrlrd
and much mlnrm and tuifcrim
hi hmi uvrd by tHe prompt ute
of IWi Cure. Thrrr iio(liing
jjkeit tobrrakupcougtandcoUs.
1 hrre no bronrhul or lung
trouble thai it not tr!,rve.
r rrr from opiatn or birmf ul in
reditnta. Fine for children.
At all druRftiata', 25 eta.
AaSifli
Tim ltitrht ,nor.
ia ! "I assure you." said the persistent
! tuitor. "that I will not take 'no' for an
answer.
"You needn't." replied Miss Bright.'
"I'll say 'yes' upon one condition."
"And that is?"
"Just ask me If I am determine! not
to marry you under any circumstances."
Philadelphia Press.
tflFlf
Cheering.
Aspirant You have heard my voice,
professor. Now please tell me candidly
what branch of voealism it Is In-st
adapted for. Professor Well cheer
ing! The only time some husbands take
their wives' arms is when they assist
them Into a carriage at a funeral
for upot oftih.
eJi hi nniuH,
10 to ROT tnopfl mnnfv tor v,n to shir Tinw Frrn nn! TlMon to n than I
Writ for Pricw Lint, to.trkt Ivprt. fvii pping T;ir. nH HUmtmir
HUrJTERS'eStTRAPPERS'GUlDE.a;.
4V) pfceef, le' her bound. Beit thine on (hi tul'jwt mvmr written. lil mtritlnf all Fur Animali All
tlx put Trappra JSwreU, lWoyi, Traps, (in me 1jwi. How An4 whr t trar'. n1 U become fur
ccfctfnl irur-pet. Jft rugultr KnTrlddia Price. 1. To our criiViTnrr tl ?V MirfntftrinMl Into
beautiful H'-OAt. Our Marntir Hait and rnf altraHi ininvli t" I rapt ft W r-f b.n la, SU'P r
Uidaa tttd fax to tu an4 .a LikW pneas. Anderscii iirm iXoU 121 MinaeiHllMlaa
A Flvnemrf Tf -n 3 lr ru A.
a a A 4 IS k 1 V a.aaww
fl eyrup tetter tKan Maple.
I - niii
J Oold by grocerj.
John Leidy, a farmpr living near
Robinson, Kan., him installed a complete
nlectric light plant on his placp, which
hj,'ht his hotisp, barns, cowsheds, corn
cribs and granaries.
Inteirument.
Sig. Pshucks (aspiring Thespian)
WIipu it conies to hiRh tragedy, even if I
do say it, I've got Hob Mantcll skinned
to death.
Charming ' Soubrptte Well, you
oughtn't to try to wear his skin. It doesn't
fit you. Your ears stick out. Chicago
Tribunt.
Out of III Reach.
"At last !" exulted the ex-bicyclist as he
soared aloft in his aeroplane. "I've
found a public highway now where there
is no sprinkling cart demon to come
along and turn it into a sea of mud !"
Meirlnnlng of Trouble.
Mr. PhuK-ser Cynthia, I have joined a
Don't Worry club.
Mrs. Phusser I am sorry for the club.
It will have to change its name.
Nlicht School Horror.
Teacher What was the most moment
ous event of the last century?
Shaggy Hairerl Puiil Lost Century?
The killin' of that interview with the
Kaiser, I guess.
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