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MR. WM. f. VAIjLBtKO.
Mr. William F. Vahlberg, Oklahoma
City. Okla., writes:
"One bottle of Perun. which I have
taken did more toward relieving me of
en aggravated case of catarrh of the
stomach, than yeara of treatment with
the best physicians.
"I had given up hopes of relief, and
only tried Peruna as a last resort.
"I shall continue using it, as I feel
satisfied it will effect an entire and per-
manent cure.
"I most cheerfully recommend Peru
na to all who may read this."
Peruna is usually taken as a last re
sort. Doctors have been tried and
failed. Other remedies have been
used. Sanitariums have been visited,
Travel has been resorted to.
At last Peruna is tried. Relief is
found.
This history is repeated over and
over again, every day in the year. It
is such results as this that gives Peru
na its unassailable hold upon the peo
ple. We could say nothing that would
add force to such testimonials as the
above. That people who have had ca
tarrh and have tried every other rem
edy available, find relief in Peruna,
constitutes the best argument that
could be made.
To Shut Off Papa's Income.
"But why are you in such a hurry to
get married? I love you and you are
on the right side of papa."
"I know, but It's this keeping on the
right aide of papa that is worrying me;
when we are married I won't have to
let him win at poker when he plays."
Houston Post.
Tba Suburbanite.
"I'll ioe," said the wife, "that you don't
forget
To order that ironstone china get !"
lie missed his train, for she made him
linger
While she tied a string around his finger.
Chicago Tribune.
A "man, 32," advertises in a morning
Ixnlon paper that he is willing to "un
dertake any adventure, however desperate."
TOWER'S FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF
OILED CLOTHING
looks better-wears longer
and gives more fer v
bodily comfort ?y f
because cur on -O
large panerns. yer
cosls no more (nan
thp"iuO n. nnori kinrfsx
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
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LVrr7 yu.n.cn, )Y1 L-tf.V wi
bearing Ihe , -'n Ti &2f
sign or me usu j fim j
guaranteed
wolerprool
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A J TOWTB CO BOSTON US
KASPARILLA
This sterling household remedy is most
successfully prescribed for a "world of
troubles." For derangements of the di
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ah
xnentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating a healthful activity. Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion and assimilation of
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi
ness, headache, backache and despond
ency due to inactivity of the liver,
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase price.
IIoyt Chbmicai. Co. Portland, Oregon
SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY ,
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
J a. the (rrontent of hi
f--'.. 5kj kin.l. Iln ret miy ml
'4t',mJz all diwMW. with pnwiT
UiO'il fn Chin.x timu. lierlis
Thi. Brest CMneso ily
Hicinn 1h wt'll known
throughout th North.
itH ItecHtite of his won
dnrful nl mnrvrlmm
cure, anil is todiiy liir-
ald1 hj nil hi. pnttpnt
ml lrk Hint nrf xntirel.v unknown to the mod
tral Kinnif of thin country. itn tnma Harm
Ion. rn!fdtmi lis ausrsntees to rur catarrh,
asthma, luhtf troutilon. rhrumat ipm. norvouanewt,
stomach, liter and kidney troubles, also private
diauasaa of man and women.
CONSUITATION FREE
Tatlont outnida of city writ for blank and
circular, lm-loae 4o atamp.
The C. Cec Wo Medicine Co.
162H Tint St., Near Morrison
Portland, Or.
' Australia mines employ 120,000 men
The simple cofct of Betting up In type
a new edition of the Bible amounts to
$5,000.
The machine exports to Japan have
Increased In Quantity five times In one
year.
Some of the largest ocean steamers
can be converted into armed cruisers li
thirty hours.
A man can hire a horse In Japan
keep two servants and live on the fat
of the land, all for a little over $20 a
month.
California's output of gold In 1907
fell off . $2,004,524 as compared with
1900, while she produced $00,182 worth
of silver less. ,
The business of a well-known firm of
New York opticians consists largely of
the manufacture . of spectacles for
horses to make them step higher.
There is an evident lack of harmony
In the Interests of landlord and tenant
In New York City; for there is a dully
average 6f 197 cases In the courts grow
lng out of the relation. ;
Consignments of a new grape, "Dlta
della Donna," or lady's fingers, have
reached Covent Garden, London. The
grapes are long and tapering and rath
er sweater than the ordinary variety.
Next to mining the greatest Industry
of South Africa 1b sugar growing. The
amount of money invested in this Is
$7,800,000. The production of the pres
ent year is estimated at 40,000 tons,
with a valuation of about $G3 a ton.
Miss Mabel Sturtevant has Just been
admitted to practice at the bar at Jef
ferson City, Mo. Her record as a stu
dent Is remarkable. She was gradu
ated as valedictorian from the high
school. Later she won scholarships in
Baker university- and In Kansas City
university and the curator's scholarship
in the University of Missouri. Since
enrolling In 1905 she has taken both
the law and the academic course and
will receive her degree next June.
A buccaneer was originally one of
the French settlers In Hlspanlola or
Haiti and Tortugas, whose occupation
was to hunt wild cattle and hogs, and
cure their flesh ; also a pirate, freeboot
er; especially one of the piratical ad
venturers, chiefly French nnd British,
who combined to make depredations on
the Spaniards In America in the sec
ond half of the seventeenth century ;
so-called because the first of the class
were Frenchmen driven from their busi
ness of buccaneering by the Spanish
authorities of Hlspanlola.
The promoters of the Institution for
the Blind in Vienna seem much pleas
ed with the result of the first eight
months of its existence. All the work
ers are blind, and they are engaged in
the manufacture of brushes and bas
kets. Up to the present about 23,000
kronen worth of orders have been ex
ecuted, say something like 2,000, and
a fair profit has been realized. The so
ciety has now under consideration the
proposal to enlarge the workshops. The
wares are put upon the market In fair
competition with the product of other
kindred factories. London Globe.
Domestic servants are hard to get In
Buenos Ayres. A correspondent in that
city writes that the question is "the one
grave preoccupation of the women of
the federal capital, and the staple of
conversation at the midday reunions."
In describing the servant of Buenos
Ayres, the writer says: "Cook, house
maid, waitress, chambermaid or nurse,
individually and collectively, they are
the seck on the ripe fruit of domestic
felicity, the fly In the ointment, any
thing and everything you please that la
bad and slovenly and untrustworthy,
everything save good servants."
Down In West Virginia it appears to
be expensive to sell a man more whisky
than he can carry Internally and then
turn him adrift. The ease of Dinah J.
Pennington, suing for her children,
against C. D. Gillespie, n saIoonkeeier
near lienaricKs, v. n., was tiecmeu
recently by the jury awarding the plain
tiff $000. At a previous term of court
Mrs. Pennington sued and obtained a
verdict for $S0O for the loss of her hus
band. Pennington was killed near the
saloon, and Gillespie was sued as the
man who sold the whisky on which
Pennington became Intoxicated.
There are five types of native Amer
ican apples; all of them crabs. John
Smith wrote from Virginia that he had
found "some new crabnpples, but they
were small nnd bitter." New Engend
ers made the same report. The Soulard
has the reputation of being the largest
and best of these natives. Sports of
this variety, like the Matthews, are
Improved In size and quality. Selec
tions might probably be made from
western thickets, of even better sorts
than are now known. I lelleve the
blood of the wild crab Is In some of
our best orchard apples. Outing Mag
azine. There are two varieties of apples
found wild in Europe, but the region
adjacent to the Caspian sea seems to
have been the origin of the apple as
known In the East. Charred pieces of
apples are found In the heaps.of refuse
left by the lake dwellers, who occupied
portions of Europe before any of the
present races. These people lived on
platforms, laid over piles driven Into
the water probably to protect them
selves from animals In an era before
metal weapons were known. These spe
cimens xf apples are generally carbon
ized by heat, but they show perfectly
the Internal structure of the fruit
Catarrh
Invites Consumption
It weakens the delicate lung tissue
deranges the ' digestive organs, .pa
breaks down the general health.
It often causes headache and dizzi
ness, impairs the taste, smell and
hearing, and affects the voice.
Being a constitutional disease it re
quires a constitutional remedy.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Radically and permanently cures.
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known as Sarsatabs. 10U doses L ,
Asainmt Adverts Condldiona.
Interviewer May I ask how you ac
quired your clear and luminous style of
writing?
Successful author Do you think it's a,
luminous style, young man? Well, I ac
quired it by long and painful labor in
a dimly lighted back attic.
Xor con panurgic craft in making stitches.
With effort operose, particular,
Transmute Into a ilkn bag for riches
A fsraale swine's affix auricular.
Rain is never known to fall in th
region between the first and second cata
racts of the Nile.
An English brewery has given a con
tract for a. million labels per day for the
present year.
Our million Immigrants a year are
bringing with them $25,000,000 a year,
besides their labor.
The growth of girls is greatest in their
fifteenth year; of boys in their seven
teenth. The tronical seas contain a greater per
centage of salt than those of tk more
northern latitudes.
Vanilla comes from a genus of climb
ing orchid which grows plentifully in this
tropics.
How a busy man doesn't love a per
sistently cheerful Individual who ue
ceeda only In being noisy.
The sum of $o,730 was paid in London
the other day for an orchid an Odonto
glossum Crispium Pittanum.
Ttie man wiio can say "yes" and "no"
at the right time has a sufficient com
mand of anguage.
. i he urt of glove cutting requires
great skill, and in France some of the
best workmen are paid $100 a week.
Australia exports 24,000.000 rabbit
kins a year. To kill this great number
costs about $325,000.
Dr. Joseph Samde, the royal dentist to
the Khedive of Egypt, studied surgery in
Chicago for three years.
Wages in the machine factories of Ger
many advanced last year 10 to 15 per
cent.
The Japanese have established a steam
ship line connecting their ports with
Chile.
Dresden has opened a bathing establish
ment for dogs. It is owned and govern
ed by the municipality.
About 44,000 square miles of arable
land are available in Cuba for sugar culture.
A siiiwige four feet long and one fool
thick formed the wedding cake at a Han
over bt.icher's wedding.
The world uses at
000 matches yearly.
least 170,000,000,-
Slde Mftrhta on History.
Cotton Mather was persecuting the New
Salem witches.
"I'm going to make it still hotter for
'em !" ho exclaimed, vindictively.
Misunderstanding this remark, some of
the best citizens of the community, as
we have every reason to believe, went
ahead and built the fires.
Omission of History.
The pilgrim fathers had just landed at
Plymouth Rock.
"Just the thing." they exclaimed with
enthusiasm, for a New England farm !"
Whereupon they proceeded to plant the
tree of liberty right there. Chicago
Tribune.
' New Jersey farmer declares die lift
was saved by ghost of his wife. ;
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Boothing
Byrup tho b it remedy to uie ton their cWWna
lurlugthe teething per.od.
Hadn't Forgotten.
Miss Screecher I wonder If Unch
Jim remembered me when he made hi.'
will? I used to sing for him.
Lawyer Yes, he evidently remember
ed you at least your name Isn't men
toned in the document.
Thirst tot Knowledge.
"I will wait a few moments," said the
lecturer, who had delivered an eloquent
ond instructive address on "The High
Mission of Women in Our Modern Civil
ization," "to answer any question that
may be asked.
"There's one thing I'd like to know.
Mr. Croxton," spoke up a dyspeptic look
ing man with a thin, straggling beard.
"Where do they git the names fur all
hese breakfast foods?"
The Only War.
"This bathing pool on the lot you
sold me is a fake," blustered the Irate
purchaser.
"in what way, sir?" asked the crafty
real estate agent.
"Why, you told me I would find the
water up to my neck. Instead of that I
find it only 12 Inches deep."
"Well, er I meant you would find
It up to your neck, sir, If you jumped in
head first."
Coughing Spells
are promptly relievrd by a in
c, gle dose of rio' Cure. The
regular te of this famous re-
medy will relieve the worst
form of emishs, colds, hoarse-
ness, bronchitis, asthma and dis
fm eases of the throat and lunn.
w Absolutely free front harmful
drurs and opiates. For half a
century the household remedy
in millions of homes.
At all drassW. 25 cts.
9S Ff
mm
Wasps rank next to anU in point of
insect intelligence.
C1TC Ht. Vitas' llanos snd orvous uieoasea perais-ril-)nnUr
eared by Dr. i .tns's Great Nerve Re
storer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial bottle sod treatise.
Dr. H. H. Kline, Ld., Btl Arch St., Fhiladeiphls, Ps.
"Motor lurries" is tho name given In
Manchester, England, to power trucks.
These trucks pay well, provided they al
ways have full 'loads to carry.
It Cures While You Walk.
Allen's Foot-Ease la a curtain cure for hot.
(rvveatiiijf.callus.and swollen, aching feet. Bold
by all Druggists. Fries i:5c. , Don't-.accept any
substitute. Trial parkago FREE. Address
Aliens. Olmsted, Le Koy, N. Y.
Would Do as Well.
"I am sorry to have to reh you," said
the eminent surgeon, "that wa shall h.iva
to perform an operation." .
'That's all right," answered tho pa
tient. "Go ahead."
''Hut the condition of your heart is
such that we do not dare to use any an
esthetic." "O, well ; tell me what the bill is going
to be, doctor. That will be sufficiently
stupefying."
Mix for Rheumatism.
" The following is a never failing rem
edy for rheumatism, and if followed up
it will effect a complete cure of the
very worst cases : "Mix one-half pint
of good whiskey with one ounce of
Toris compound and add one ounce
Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take
in tablespoonful doses before each meal
and at bed time." The ingredients can
be procured at any drug store and
easily mixed at home.
The Bengal government pays a reward
for sharks caught in the Ganges. This
varies from 25 cents for small sharks to
$1.50 for those six feet long.
Truth
and Quality
appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to per
manent success and creditable stand
ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed
that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna is the only remedy of known
value, but one of many reasons why
It Is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that It cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the Internal
organs on which it acts without any
debilitating after effects and without
having to increase the quantity from
time to time-
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as It Is free from all
objectionable substances. To get Its
beneficial effects always purchase the
genuine manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for
sale by all leading druggists.
WE
BUY
sa mwn
spot r-srh. 10 to 0 tnnre monoy fnr yen to ship Raw Furs and Klil to us than to
at noma, w rim Kir rrn;e jit. itiarsin itnnnn, snipping i . ami hikiui our
HUNTERS'&TRAPPERS'GUIDE.Mv
IM pftrM, lMthr bnund. Rett thinf on tha iuhjct ever written. Illutrtinf All Pur Animals. All -bout
Trftiiri' KccrtU, DfNy. Tmpt, 0m 1.4 wi. How and whr to trip, ,iH to Iwoim a nn
caifril trtppr. Ill a rrular Encyclopedia Pric, $2. To our emt'itnffr. l V. f Met tanned into
batifiil JvirMrt, Our Mar n1ic Bait and !etVT attrarit animsli fr. trap. 00 rr l"ttla, Shtri wmtt
" ' D Mtiiand gttt bichatt Dricaa. Anderw -h Jfu. lirl. 11 MinneapolU.MIiiBW
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MPLOIl is. rhr'tutt
Norway has twenty hospitals devoted The women of Italy are much nor
to the treatment of leprosy.' industrious than the men.
The Kind You Have Always Jiousrht lias borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and.
" Just-as-grood " are but Experiments, p.nd endanger tho
Health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrhtea and. Wind.
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and. Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
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In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CCNTAUft COMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET, NEW YORK CITY.
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Get it from
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Should remember that our force is so organized that WE CAN
DO THEIR ENTIRE CROWN. BRIDGE AND PLATE
WORK IN A DAY. if necessary. POSITIVELY PAINLESS
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WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND
ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. NO STUDENTS:
no uncertainty but SPECIALISTS, who do the most scien
tific and careful work.
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hours: 8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sundays 9 to 1 P. M. Painless ex-
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