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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 19, 1908)
S 1, ....... t-- '" ' Catarrh Onft of the moKt common of blood dis eawH, in much annnivated by thu sudden chaiiKCH of weather at this time of year. I'.enin treatment at once with Hood's iSarsaparilla, which effects rad ical and permanent cures. This great medicine has received 40,366 Testimonials In two years, which prove its wonderful efficacy in purifying and enriching the blood. Best for all blood diseases. In usual UnuM form or chocolated tablets known us Sarsatabs. loo doses $1. Make Una KxeeiK Ion. "You're always kicking about our hnv In too many laws. I supiwsn you would repeal the law of pravitatiou if you could.' "No; that's always rigidly enforced It's only the dtu. letter laws I'm after.' Point of View. erda All o It. "I never saw anybody as cool, self possessed, and quick to act In time at imminent dancer as that man (21ohbs.H "CliatilTeurT "No; just a common pedestrian." Deplored 0(7. Said He Darling, we have been en g?ped for six months. Don't you think It Is about time we were getting mar ried"; Said She Well, I'm willing to be married Just as soon as you can pro vide me with a homo. Said lie That being the case, I sup pose I am to consider the engagement broken. 'What is the use." remarked the phllo- next to him Jumping at a Conelualon, "What sort of play is this?" asked th men who had just come in and taken hi seat. The question was answered by a man named Olson, who happened to be sitting sophical boarder, "of speculating concern ing immortality?" "What's the use," broke in the sportive boarder with the turned collar, "of specu la tin' in anything? You lose every time. That's my experience." The General Demand of the Well-informed of the World has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physi cians could sanction for family use because Us component parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial la effect, acceptable to the system and gwntle, yet prompt, In action. " In supplying that demand with Its excellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds, along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remarkable success. That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well informed. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. "Ay tank " "O, it's a tank drama. Is It?" Chi cago Tribune. ICxtreniely Ilnre. "While I was downtown," said Mrs Lapsling, laying aside her wraps, "I saw a wonderful old violin in a music store. The clerk said it was worth $5,000. It wns a genuine Sardannpalus, and you know that kind is getting very scares nowadays." Chicago Tribune. Wouldn't Hef "Somehow," said the political manager, "I can't help wishing I could get acquaint ed with the chap that held up those 123 travelers in Yellowstone park a fe"w days ago. Wouldn't he be a dandy collector of campaign contributions !" Chicago Tribune. In the Miuton Sunday School. Teacher And what do you suppose ill the animals did during those forty days In the ark? Smarty Williams They Just loafed iround and scratched themselves. Sandy Toole (disdainfully ) Chuck it, Smarty! What'd they scratch for, when there was only two fleas? The Bohemian. Untie the Contrary. Mrs. I'psomi' Is your dentist one ot t3ie "painless" kind? Mrs. uyiweii .ot at an. lies so sympathetic that he says it hurts him just as much as it does me. Four Horae Evener. One of the simplest forms for four horse evener Is shown In the Illustra tion which Is self-explanatory except for measurements. Besides double trees of ordinary plough length, and the stick of tough oak from which to make the evener, two pulleys large enough so a small link log chain will work through them, two bolts to bolt the pulleys on and two pieces of two Inch wide strap Iron bent and used as braces for the pulleys, are required. These pieces of strap Iron had better be bolted, also. Their use is to furnish a brace for the pulleys. Any small link log chain can be used, and If too long It can be wraieped around the plough where hitched. Now for the measure ments. In the first place, the stick 1 Food for Young Calvea. Withhold solid foods until the calf will take them dry, which Is usually at about three weeks of age. As the calf grows older encourage big eating In order to soi.ure good storage capacity, and with sound and nutritious foods stimulate both digestion and ability to digest. Hy rich cream we have commonly come to understand to mean milk rich In butter fat. It is admitted that milk richest In butter fat Is also richer in casein ; and, while an excess of butter fat Is not likely to disarrange the stom ach of the calf, an excess of casein will Therefore, allowing the milk to cream, and removing this to reduce the rich ness of the milk to the needs of the calf, is an aggravation rather than a modifi cation, for by the skimming process the proportion of casein has been increased. while the effort that should have been made should have modified the casein. This can be accomplished by simply adding water to the whole milk, main taining blood temperature. SIMPLE FOUBHORSE EVENER, How AIM) K, litriUO.V AHsayer arl Chemist. leu.ivillo, C'olor.'iuo. specimen prices: tiol.l, hllviT, oil, II i Until, Silver, 7 ic; Gold, Zinc of t'oiM'rt(l. I'yamilo tt-s.H. ill Ailing envelopes anil full pr cellst sent on application. Control and I'm- Sire work solicited, lwieruacei C&rbooata Ka oual liault. OUT OF DOOR WORKERS Men who cannot slop for a rainv day.- will ' J ind the greatest rnmfort nnd freedoi of bodily movement WATERPROOF OILED CLOTHIN SLICKERS3i SUITS Every garment bearing the sign of the fish" " guarqpteed waterproof Catalog free '1 7 1 111 a i ii 1 i (rent Objector. Street Frenelier O, my friends, when Gabriel blows his trumpet what will you be doing? Voic (from outskirts of crowd) Waiting for Montgomery Ward to serve an injunction ou him ! Chicago Tribune, Explaining; It. The tortoise had won the race. "I didn't half try," said th hare, with a yawn. "What's the use? We're not allowed to bet on races now, anyway." From which it is apparent that the real facts in the case were suppressed. Chicago Tribune. Heaaaurlng Him. "Madam," said the guard on the South Side elevated, "this is the smoking car." "That's all right, conductor,' said the self-possessed matron, taking a teat "Don't apologize. I know it's dirty, but one cflu't expect a smoking car to b front parlor." Chicago Tribune. Apartment Ilonae Amenltlea. Third Floor Renter When you buy coffee why don't you have the grocer Ki'ind it for you? Fourth Floor Renter When you buy a chuck steak why don't you get the butcher to hammer the daylights out of it for you? V. Tj. Iiuiln mnkes nnd sella more liicn'a W:t.O( anil :l.f)0 shoes tlittn any other iitiintifaoturer in tl world, le ruiihe they liohl their Khiipe, lit hi tler, anil wear longer t linn any other make. Shoes at All Prices, for Every Member of the Family, Men, Boys, Women, Missesi Children W.L.Doarlai $4 00 and $9.00 Gilt F.dfre Bhota cannot b equalled at any prira. W. L. Douglas $2.00 and $2.00 shot are the beat In the world Want Color l-'tefrti Vtrfl J-'.rrt uive1y, nrTiiki1 .Nlllmlltllte. W. L. DouiclA mine ami pri'' is Mampeil on bottom. KoM 1'vi'tyivliere. shoes iniuli'rl irom laotory to any li-iit ot tlii" world. Cutalocui tree. W. I.. DOl liLAS, 158 Spark St., Brockton. Mti'. M&zZz 72, folia ir TtlKkleinn Resentment. "You may put that back in the show rase!" said the indignant Mrs. Lapslinj to the milliner. "I wouldn't even wear much less buy, a hat named in honor ol that horrid murderess, Charlotte Cordu roy !" None lu Evidence. Mrs. Higlisome Yes, ho'n the nuke of Ilufl'house. In speaking of him, you know, of course, we use the term, his grace Mrs. Suddyn-Klymer His grace? Why, he hasn't any ! He's a regular lummis ! Madly Hauled. The timid young woman, who had let ters of introduction to the great man, had ventured to call. "You are so busy, judge," she said, "that I I hesitated about disturbing you. How many er days in the work do you week?" given f. ntnnth ftimilnr In an war to the nbovo? an i ci ihmvI io i'r a woM'ly. unnmlile ln iiil plate ,,r ill lin inj. onhnary l.riile work. The lr. W iae bj si I' in of "TEETH WITHOUT PLATES" The renl" or 21 ypnni' experience, the new way of rvplm inij teeth in the n onth-teelh in faet. teeth in ai iirani e. leelh lo chew your food upon. a you dnl uim jniir natural one. Our force in o orimn ireil we can do your entire crown, briilne or plate work in a day if nocciiry. Positively painlen ea-UiutuiK-- tinly liitth-claaa. acieniitlc work. WISE DENTAL CO., INC. Mr W. A W inc. Manawr.. H yeara in Portland, r'peond Kloor. a- m i I intr llnil.linK. llurd and aah-Ini-lun W recta, llflii-e lionrn. K A. M. to 8 P. M. Sun. riaia. to I P. M. I'aiiilixa I-1 trading. 6Pc: platea. I.- up. Phoiiea A and Main 21-JV. P N U No. 47-08 ItTHKN writlnir to adyertiaera pleaie mention this paper. Collateral ICvldenee. His indulgent grandmother had luni a halt ot a custard pie. "You seem to like it. Tommy," she said. "Like it !" exclaimed Tommy, taking it nway from his face for a moment, "jes' see how I'm mussin' up my ears!" Chi cago Tribune. linimi lletler Now. "If you wish to have everybody for your friend," counseled her elderly ad viser, "don't be talker; be a listener." It was not until after she had secured a job as telephone girl in the central oflice that she found out what a mistake she had made in taking the advice literally. I'nrnllrl t'nne. "My observation," said the saje, "leads me to the conclusion that the more wealth one gives away the more wealth one has." "It's just exactly the same way with kisses," whispered one of his listeners, a demure little miss who was sittiu. by a big man with a beard. needs to be five feet four inches long, and from the right end to the first pul ley it Is Just seven inches. This meas urement is to th center of the pulley, From the center of the right pulley, measure fifteen and one-quarter inches and bore a hole, which is where the plough head clevis fastens. Now go back to the extreme right end of the gtlck and measure thirty and three guarter Inches. You then have the place where the second pulley is to be placed. This puts the two pulleys just twenty-four Inches apart. This coin pletes all the measurements that need to be accurate. At the left end, where the left team Is hitched, it is best to bore about three holes, and you can fasten the doubletrees in whichever hole which seems best suited to the team. Bore the first hole about two and one-half Inches from the end, then go two Inches and bore another, and two Inches from that, If a third hole is wanted. This evener will work one horse In the furrow and three on the plough, and there will be no side draft Hitch the chain up pretty short so there is not too much slack when turn ing to the left, and hitch it to the plough back about where the coulter runs, or where experimenting tells you s the best place. Montreal Star. Toult r -llouae Lice. Turn out the fowls some days and close all the cracks In the house ex cept the door. Take a kettle of live coals, and place (Hi the ground in the center of the house, but if there is a wood floor, lay a flat stone under the kettle. Throw n half jwund or a pound of sulphur on the coals, and shut the door. If the house is left closed for a few hours it is safe to conclude that no lice or mites will be found therein after the operation. The sulphur cure is the best method of ridding jumltry houses of pests, but if the house is not tight It will not prove satisfactory. Clean the house as well as it can be done, mix whitewash with fresh lime, mix in a liberal supply of sulphur, aft er which throw sulphur into all tin cracks. Apply kerosene oil to all the roosts, nnd burn off the outer surface. Air the house thoroughly. Weekly Witness. The Aire ot Sheep. The age of a beep is very easily shown by an examination of the teeth. A lamb has the first pair of permanent front teeth when about 10 months old; the second pair apiears at about 18 months; the third pair at 28 mouths and the fourth at about 33 to 40 months. When the whole of the per manent front teeth have appeared the sheep Is in If3 fourth ..y. The Meri no matures its teeth ter than the other breeds; tbe Cotyloid and South downs and other highly-improved mut ton sheep are some months ahead of a Merino, but at 4 years every sheep has its full mouth of teeth. Later the age is known by the appearance of the teeth, which gradually lose their sharp edges and become worn down smooth. A healthy sheep will keep its teeth good until 10 or 12 years old, if the pasture is not unusually bare and the soil sandy, so as to wear the teeth excessivelv. Sheep ua a Civlllier. A speaker at a farmers' meeting eulogized the little animal with the golden hoof in the following interest ing strain : "Sheep are always the advance guard to attack new and undeveloped territory. The first sheep and the first negro slaves that placed foot on what is now the United States of America, were landed from the same fleet at St. Augustine, Sept. 5, 1505, 330 years ago. From that day to this the sheep has been the most universal live agent of the settlers in subduing the country nnd maintaining its productiveness; and whenever they have neglected them sterility exists as a monument to their folly." Weekly Witness. NATURE'S . PERFECT TONIC There is scarcely any one, no matter how vigorous and healthy, who Joes not need a tonic sometimes. Little physical irregularities upset the system, the appetite fails, digestion is poor, the body feels tired and worn out, and other unpleasant symptoms give warning that the system is disor dered and needs assistance to ward off, perhaps, some serious sickness or ailment. S. S. S. is recognized everywhere as the best of all tonics, nature's medicine, made entirely of healing, cleansing, invigorating roots and herbs, a systemic remedy without an equal. S. S. S. has the additional value of being the greatest of all blood purifiers. It re-establishes the healthy circu lation of the blood, rids the body of that tired, worn-out feeling, improves the appetite and digestion, and brings about a return of health to those whose systems have been weakened or depleted. S. S. S. acts more promptly and pleasantly than any other medicine, and those who are run down in health should commence its use at once. It will thoroughly purify the blood and tone up the system. S. S. S. is admirably suited for a systemic remedy because it is free from minerals ; it may be used without harmful results by persons of any age, and no unpleasant effects ever follow. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. A Flavoring. It mates a syrup better than Maple. 3 Sold by grocers. Good an Their Word. "Did those new grocers keep their prom ise that they would 'cut your grocery hills in half?" "They did. They send their bills twice a month." Chicago Tribune. Mothers will find Mn. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use loi their ch.;'ldra during the We thing period. Statistic. In all probability the first adminis trative act of the first regular govern metn was to number its fighting men and to ascertain as nearly as was pos sible what amount of taxation could be levied on the rest of the community. As human society grew more highly organized there can be no doubt that a very considerable body of official sta tistics must have come into existence. We know that such was the case In Greece, Konie and Eg3Tt, but It was not until within the last two or three centuries that systematic use of the in formation available began for purposes of investigation rather than mere ad ministration. New York American. I'd t ure 1'erll. Terrified Passenger (on ocean liner) Captain, why is the steamer going so slowly and using its searchlight? Captain Don't be alarmed, madam; the ship is in no danger. Hut in a fog like this we are always likely to run into Komelwdy's blooming old balloon and make a nasty mess of it. Unlucky Accident. "What's the trouble back there in tho sleeper?" asked the passenger in the smoking car. "Little mi.xup between a New England manufacturer and a Louisiana sugar planter," said the agitated conductor, ap plying his handkerchief to divers and sundry scratched places on his face. "They happened to have berths in the same sec tion, and they got to talking about the tariff." CITC St. Vitus' Dunce and itvoub Diseases perma I 1 1 3 nently cured by Dr. i -ine's Grout Nerve Re storer. Send for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. S H. Kline. Ld 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Stale. Stubb That old Senator is always telling ancient Jokes and boasting of his family tree. Penn H'm. I think his family tree must have been a chestnut To Lift n Loaded W'mjron. Build a grip of timber under a wa gon and place upon it a heavy beam, as shown in the sketch. Let this come just under the axle of the wagon. Then HANDY FOB OII.IXG AXI.ES. Futile. Hamlet had finished his soliloquy, and the curious bystanders were waiting to see what he would do next. "No,'4 they said, at last. "He isn't going to do it. He talks eloquently about committing suicide, but he lacks the sand. Nothing doing." Thus it appears that the original Ham let, like all his subsequent imitators, was merely talking for effect. Chicago Tribune. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Kays Always Bought Bears the Signature of 'Iu.se Quarters. The following extract from a letter of thanks is cherished by the recipi ent : "The beautiful clock you sent us came in perfect condition, and is now in the parlor on top ol the book shelves, where we hoie t see you soon, and your husband also, if he can make it convenient." Youth's Companion. Coins; Him One Better. "Your opponent," they told him, "i roing around the country and kissing all the babies." "Thnt's nn old dodge," said the candi date. "Gentlemen. I shall do something t thundering sight better than that!". Here he brought his fist down on the table with a bang. "I shall cause it to be published broad cast tbat I will marry the young woman who brings out the biggest number of votes for me! By the jumping jingo, I'll wipe that baby kisser off tie face of the earth !" Rheumatism Prescription. The increased use of whiskey for rheumatism is causing considerable discussion among the medical frater nity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with certain other ingred ients and taken properly. The follow ing formula is effective: "To one half pint of good whiskey add one ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in table spoonful doses before each meal and before retiring." Toris compound is a product of the laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceu tical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients, can be had from any good druggist. lp-to-IJnte. The smooth-tongued book agent was Belling the old farmer a hue diction ary. "Rut, look here, young man." protest ed the farmer, "there don't seem to be any appendix in this here dictionary. All the dictionaries I ever saw had an appendix." The wily book agent thought a min ute and then said : "Why, my dear sir, this is the latest dictionary. Every late dictionary has the appendix removed." And the old farmer was satisfied and bought the big book at once. Salt an Mantel Fertilizer. The value of salt as a manure for mangels has often been demonstrated. nnd the demonstration was repented at Woburn hist season. About fifttvn ton of farmyard manure were applied to four plots, and this npienrod to be sulli- ient to produce ncnrly us much as could be grown on the soil of the field. One plot had also a top-dressing of one tiundredweight of nitrate of soda, which very slightly Increased the yield. Where one hundredweight of salt was added here was a further increase; but where the quantity of the nitrate was doubled, without salt, the yield was reduced. Agricultural Gazette. place a stone In trout ot the wheel so that when the team draws the wa won forward the wheel will be lifted upward on the inclined beam. If the incline Is not to much the wagon will iot Klip backward and the wheel will be loose for oiling. Farm and Home. mmmmmm Beware of the Cough breaking your richt's rest ami exhausting von with the violence of the paroxysms. A few doses of Mso'i Cure relieve won derfully anv couch, no matter how f.r advanced or serious. It soothes and heals theirritated surfaces, clears the clocked air passages and the cough disap pears. At all JnigeUu. 25 cts. m Worms In Colt. For Intestinal worms in colts the following mixture Is used by some vet erinarians: Mix together as a base one pound each of salt and granulated su gar; in tills mix one-hair pound of to bacco dust or fine cut tobacco, four ounces of sulphate of iron powder, six ounces of powered worm soed. (live a heaping teaspoouful in the feed at first once n day. then twice per day. a'ud keep It up for three weeks. Auatralia'a Itabbit Pest. In 1ST2 two rabbits were Imported Into Australia. Their descendants in that continent now number billions and are a great pest. Five rabbits eat as much grass as one sheep. From 1S"X to 1SSS the Australian government paid Jv.w.tin as nounty ior tlie noxious niiiiiials, at the rate of '2 cents eaeh, and from 1SS! to issti 82.2oo.otHi for I lie same purpose. For some years th.1 rabbits died by millions, owing to the drought, but since 1!4. with the rainy seasons increasing, they have again come into notice and bid fair to be come as great pests as in the past. Looking Forward, Luther Hut-bank, the famous hortl tiiltural wizard, says there Is not a weed alive which will not sooner or later respond liberally to good culti vation. A day will come when the earth will be transformed, when man shall offer his brother man not bullets nor bayonets, but richer grains, better fruit and fairer flowers. Frrah Ekt. Secretary Wilson says that hereafter eggs sold ns "fresh" or "strictly fresh" must be exactly what they are repre sented to be. Storage eggs must be sold ns such, or under the pure food law the dealer Is liable to a fine of $r00 or six months' Imprisonment, or Nth. Thou sands of people do not know how a "strictly fresh" egg tastes. This will five them a chance to find out ru 1 try I'icUlntr. The boating of the brooder plays a very imiHirtant part in the growth of the young chicks. The fowls and eggs from a pure bred flock of hens will bring more money on account of their uniformity. A good brooder is of more import ance than an Incubator, if one can be of more importance than the other. There is nothing that fits into the regular farm crops and live stock bet ter than a well managed flock of huI try. lo not esiect to tiud smooth sailing with the incubators and brooders at first. It requires patience and vigilance in learning to manage them Wm D M m m ri? for .pot cash. 10 to 50J more money for v,-m to 6hin Rnw Fnr an ! KM.-. ton than to fk-Jl at home. W rite for Price Lit. Market li.-p. rt. Miiwing Tni.-s. an. 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