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777e CJliauffeur and the Jewels Co rri -M. iwd.hr J. n. LirpiNcoTr Com pant. All riiil'.ts rivT1. Ldlth Morgan Willctt CHAPTER II. (Continued.) A: l.:s however, thinking that tin si lence win grmviajj a lit;i loo sicn Hi' ! tit, "Wlmt is tliiit sray thing around us'.'" she iiuori.'i frivolously, strumitis her eyes inio tlii' slooni ; "perhaps it's u marsh by dajlisln." 'I'lii' rlmuiTeur drew a long breath. "Is It h muesli?" he asked. "To tin nil this seen s rt corner of paradise, an oasis iu a p.eiiy Ion-; dry desert!" ll pulled himself up anxiously, cane ins i!l Ics cumnanion and wondering if he had sone too far; hut Gussie only star td h' sontly ahead into the gloom. "I don't fake nnch stivk in oases," she object I'd. dieaniiy. "My experience is thai 'Icy cenori.ly turn out to he private tirnniTlv. f irhiii'l 'tl to trespassers, or else Die s,i f.'iiied in by restrictions as to take nv.av all the pleasure, or, what is worst f n!l" s!ie jrave a litle sigh "they van ish Into a mirage, leaving one in the desert 8s ti-el and lliii'sly as before." "I'll"! s one mie e'se kiiuvvs what it is to he tired and thirsty," commented the cliMTl'e'ir, with significance. M s. i-i rir inclined Icr head. "And vet," she slid, with a hard little laic.'h, "my pood friends will tell you that I have done nn'.hing all my life but eat 411 I drink and be merry 1" There was another silence, while the fir" Mies wove a mystic dance in the Ions, lush grass, and by the roadside the chauf feur s m l motionless, his usually alert brain in a whirl, his keen senses for the mmiient drugged, paralyzed by the over powering magnetism of the woman beside hi ni. After a few moments Mrs. Waring turned her head, to find a pair of strange eyes fixed upon her own in a glowing, Inexplicable iraze. "Well, what is it now?" she asked, half involuntarily, little realizing the conse quences of her remark. "What it has been from the start," de clared an impassioned voice beside her, upcakiiiir in a husky, chaotic mixture of bnl -n English and French. "Ah ! it is uiij'ist, it is cruel to be so adorable, so Irresistible!" Til- man was den on his knees by this lime, feeling excitedly for her gloved hands. "Ah! mia bella!" he sighed brokenly; but hero an interruption occurred the scene changed abruptly. With a quick recoil Gussie was on her feet, gathering her skirts about her in stinctively; then drawing herself to her full heght she looked down, favoring the prostrate chauffeur with an Icy, disdain ful stare from head to foot. After which, turning negligently away, "Sarto," she ordered, in the impersonal tone with which one addresses a servant, "just put my wiap and that cushion in the ton neau, please ; I think I hear Mr. Buist returning." .She was not m'sfn-on. Fro.u the dis tance came a lo'i ! r.nlc of approaching wheels, a-voaipr."J by the cracking of a whip; and, as th chuuiFeur pulled him self dizzily together, a spidery object came into view around the bend in the road, resolving itself speedily into a high dog cart and galloping horse, while, lit up by the swinging lamps, Gerald's coun tenance, tense with annovance and sus picion, peered down at the two figures by I It-1 roadside. "Here's that tire," he said shortly, toss ing a mis'e!!enco'is pan el in the direction of tli chau (Ten r. Then, to Gussie : "Miss Bancroft preferred to stay at the hotel," he vouchsafed briefly; "so I got a trip and came right back. I hope you're KBtisiied." Mrs. Waring rvvirded him with an un usitaiiv grateful snii'e. "Thank you very mil h," she said. There wis a nervous tremble in her voice as she stood beside the trap looking up at its driver. "Give me a hand, Gerald." And over her shoulder, to the man be hind, "You will hear from me about the car later," she said casually. "Just come up to the hotel for directions." Five seconds later the do? cart with Its two occupants was off in a whirl of dust, leaving a wounded motor prone by the ditch side, and a yet more deeply wounded chauffeur standing in the middle of the road, tittering strange, uncouth maledictions, as be vowed an eternal vendetta. CHAPTER III. At the end of the Rue Koyal in the city of Havre, the Hotel Maritime ob trudes its huge frontal development, pressing the great porte-cochere hospita bly into the street. T'.m lights were all burning in the windows when the chauffeur shot by at a Into hour that night, intent only on get ting bis motor into the garage at the back without attracting notice. In the big shed two other panting. steaming monsters were being rubbed down by their attendant slaves, and, lay Jug otT his leather coat, Sarto set to work on the motor, the sharp exercise of pol ishing heating his chilled pulses and fur nishing some outlet for the fierce rest loKMiess that was consuming him. lie was on his knees beside the car, manipulating the oil can with artistic nicety, when steps sounded on the pave ment outsid". anil a colossal shadow fell cro.-is the chauffeur's line of vision. "My ward. Sarto. that you?" came in a haled English drawl; then, as there was no response from the garage, after a mo ment IS'iist's missive head and shoulders hot up above the gateway. "I say," he observed sardonically, "thought you were by way of bein a chauffeur! How many hours does it take you to put on a new tire?" Sarto did not reply, and for an Instant the Englishman silently eyed the shirt leeveil figure before him with cold aver sion. It was this common workman, re dolent of petrol, that Mrs. Waring had seen fl'. to constitute her cavalier for six Insane hours! The sooner he was shown his proper place the better. Gerald's teeth closed vindictively on his cifsr. "See that you give that machins a Jolly good polishin' while you're about it," he ordered at last, with a harsh authority that was almost nrrogance. "She's got to be in decent shape for shippin by to morrow mornin' at latest." lie turned on his heel, and then, with added sharpness "Hoar what I say? Have her ready to go on to Southampton by the next boat. What happened next was a complete surprise to Gerald Buist. I'p to this point, by a superhuman ef fort the chauffeur had kept himself in hand, but now his face had become livid with suppressed fury, and between his curled black lips his teeth gleamed sug gestively. It was a somewhat terrifying figure that shot up suddenly not a foot away with brown, sinuous fingers writhing un pleasantly near the Englishman's throat "I take my orders from Mrs. Waring. mid no one else," came iu a sibilant whis per. From his overpowering vantage of height and bulk the Anglo-Saxon looked down on the fiery Latin with blank aston ishnient, which gradually gave place to a dawning amusement. "You little foreigner, here." raising his voice, "get out of my way !" Forth went his huge arm with unex pected directness, brushing the slight Southerner contemptuously aside, much as a self-respecting house dog might (lis pose of a vagrant cur. Then turning on his heel, the Englishman sauntered non ehalantly towards the hotel, trolling one of Chavalier's Coster songs in his sten torian baritone. Staggering back against the garage door, a dusty, oily figure straightened it If with a muttered curse and looked after the retreating one. An apoplexy on thee !" it sobbed in Venetian patois. "Dog of an English man ! I will remember this forever !" Gone was Annette's gentlemanly com panion of the tonneau. Gone Mrs. Wor- ing's romantic lover. Alas ! It was a very plebeian chauffeur that some time later crawled abjectly into the garage. The next morning dawned overcast, with a soggy wind blowing off the Chan nel, and a chill saltiness in the air that suggested to the shivery Sarto an occa sional glass of absinthe at the cafe around the corner. However, he kept himself for the most part in the garage, from which the back windows of the Maritime were visible, varying the monot ony of his work at intervals by a saunter into the lobby of the hotel, haunting es pecially that region around the telephone, in restless expectation of a message which did not come. It was about noon that the machine stood ready for shipping, packed by the chauffeur's experienced hands into a shapeless, hide-bound mass, and not un til then did Sarto let himself out of the motor shed and make off with stiff alac rity for a much-needed bath and shave. Some time later, obedient to the long expected telephone message, the chauffeur presented himself at Mrs. Waring's sit ting room to find, with an odd mixture of regret and relief, that Annette Han croft was the only one to be seen. "Come right in," the girl said at once her genial smile making him realize re morsefully how utterly he had forgotten of late his little comrade of the tonneau. "As you see, I'm in the depths of pack ing;" she waved her hands towards a collection of trunks and their contents scattered promiscuously around the room, "Won't you sit down?" But Sarto remained standing. "I came to report about the car, sig norina," he said, with a certain somber dignity. "It's ail ready for shipping." "Oh. dear!" The girl's face fell uncon sciously, anil as unconsciously Sarto found himself watching her, his bruised senses reviving under her friendliness, with a startled sudden consciousness of something about her which he had felt before. Just a waft, subtle, elusive, intangible, of that divine essence which has been labelled Charm ! "Oh, yes," she said, with a quiver In her voice. "The poor car ! Mr. Buist ;s going to find a purchaser In England. A'e shall never see it again. Well," with a fatalistic shrug of her shoulders, "there's no use lamenting the inevitable ! I must tell Mrs. Waring you're here. Just wait a moment," and she turned away, the complete unconsciousness of her manner assuring the chauffeur more strongly than words that Gussie had kept her own counsel thus far. There was a sense of relief In this dis covery, and, as the door closed behind her, he was able to glance around, tak ing stock of his surroundings with a faint, detached interest and curiosity. The room was a comfortable one, boast ing of a writing table, lounge and vari ous easy chairs, the last heaped with fem inine effects from the trunks, which, rang ed around the four walls, had overflowed in every direction. A driving rug which the chauffeur recognized as flung casually on the floor, and a well-known khaki motor cloak lay beside it in a huddled, human-looking mass. In fact, the whole place was overwhelmingly suggestive of Gussie, and, stung by a hornet host of recollections, Sarto began to pace up and down, realizing again with intolerable distinctness the full bitterness of last night's humiliation his own mad reck lessness and folly ! Self-disgust added fuel to his fury, fanning it by degrees into a burning, unreasoning malevolence towards Gussie which craved some outlet. In the man's supersensitive state every feature of his present positioneven such minor annoyances as the jangling clock on the mantle-piece, the uncomfort ably roaring fire beneath contributed to the sum of his misery, exasperating his nerves beyond bearing. It was with a sense of positive injury that he glared at the small prim grate opposite, and then, rapidly crossing tha room, dashed open the window next to it. He leaned out heavily. Ah h! but the stinging salty gust was food I Step ping nearer to get mors of It, his boot heel sank Into something soft and mutiny Sue of Gussie's feather boas and bond ing down Sarto picked the thing up and glanced down uncertainly into the steam or trunk beside him. Some minutes passed; the Swiss clocK on the mantel ticked on loudly and the lire crackled as obtrusively as before; but they wore alike unheeded by the man on his knees by the stennier trunk, star ing down into it with au odd mixture of interest and Incredulity. "No. I don't go as far as that," Gus sie's light voice was again in his ears, blurred by the rush of the motor car. "But I do take the precaution of hiding my diamonds .away in an ancient, chamois glove case down at the bottom of a hat trunk." How the speech came back to him: Was It possible that that innocent look ing shapeless object at which he was gazing really contained Mrs. Waring's jewels? Mechanically the chauffeur put his hand down and touched it. Then, his curiosity getting the better of every other consideration, he lifted the parcel out and looked it over interestedly. Certainly the chamois glove case did not contain gloves ! As the thought spun through his brain, a door on the opposite side of the hall opened and two voices became suddenly audible. With a swift realization of Itfs position, Sarto turned and, leaning over, was on the point of lowering the parcel back into its rightful corner of the trunk, when Gussie's clear tones, carrying dis tinctly through the crack in the hall door, made him pause. "See him again?" she enunciated, evi dently in answer to a question. "Good heavens! Say farewell to my own chauf feur, a sort of servant? You must be daft. Give the man his pay" (the last words came out with hard, half-sneering emphasis) "and let him go!" There was a whispered response and the voices sank, but too much had been already heard. The mischief was done. Before Annette closed the intervening door, the listener in the sitting room, yielding to a sudden, inexplicable impulse to avenge himself, had taken the fatal step. And yet, in spite of his knavery, he was not all knave only (like many of us poor mortals) no more a demon than an angel, merely a sensitive human in strument, capable of fine harmonies and hideous discords, responding all invol untarily, at times, to the player's whim the touch of the moment. When Annette came into the sitting room a moment later, the chauffeur was standing by the ' opposite window, his hands behind his back, a faint, inscruta ble smile on his dark face. Mrs. Waring wanted me to give you this," she said, going up to him with embarrassment and holding out a small square envelope. Then, as he took it with a mumbled word of thanks, the girl retreated hurried ly to the fiVeplace and stood, her back to it, fidgeting restlessly with her handker chief. You see," she began, apologetically, "Mrs. Waring is very tired and had to send her message by me." She stole a glance at the man, who wat looking steadily at the floor, and then went on with rapidity, "I am so sorry it's all over ! How we've enjoyed it the motor and everything !" There was a catch of regret In her voice and she paused doubtfully. "I sup pose you will take charge of some other motor now?" Sarto did not meet her eyes. "No," ho aid, "I think I will give up that for the present. His tone raised a certain bar rier, and Annette did not pursue the sub- ject. Well," she said, with determined cheerfulness, "then I wish you every success in whatever you undertake. Per haps who knows, Sarto?" she smiled a little uncertainly "we may meet again some day." "Who knows!" echoed the chauffeiii seriously. He moved away from the win dow very slowly, with his face still care fully averted. Beaching the door. "It is addio, then," he said, with a slight for mality, "and thanks to you, Signorina, for your so great kindness one does not forget !" His voice shook the least bit. With swift steps Annette came towards him. "Good-by, and good luck, Sarto," she said, Impulsively, holding out he hand. But the chauffeur shrank back. Grasp ing the door knob, he made a stiff, mili tary salute, his eyes fixed steadily on the girl's outstretched hand and then, Addio, signorina," he repeated firmly, and closed the door behind him. (To be continued.) 11 m'M'V 3ev, ffir. SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY A ROYAL DENTIST. The by Btory of a Tooth rolling Peter the Great. Peter the Great particularly dellght- (1 in drawing teeth, and he strictly n Joined his servants to send for him when anything of that sort was to tie done. One day his favorite valet de lianibre seeenid very melancholy. The zar asked hiui what was the matter. "Oh, your majesty," said the man, my wife is suffering the greatest ag ony from toothache, and she obstinately refuses to have the tooth taken out." If that Is all," said Peter, "we will soon cure it. Take me to her at once." When they arrived the woman de clared that She was not suffering at all ; there was nothing the matter with her. "That la the way she talks, your majesty," said the valet. "She Is suf fering tortures." "Hold her heiid and hands," said th Czar. "I will have It out In a minute." And he Instantly pulled out the indi cated tooth wifh great dexterity, amid profuse thanks from the husband. What was Peter's Indignation to dls cover a little later that his valet had usm! him as an executioner to punish bis wife, who had never had an un sound tooth In her head. Argonaut. The Family Melon Patch. Many who pride themselves on pood garden and are fond of nu Ions never attempt to grow them. "Ciicaper to buy at 25 cents each?" Maybe for the first two or three, but If you would like or dozen or two, enough that If company comes unexpectedly and there Is no dessert for dinner, the melons can richly replace the pastry that Is a different matter. Despite theories to the contrary, mel ons are as easily grown as cucumbers and there are a number of varieties which will mature unless the summer Is unusually short. A rich, light soil, sloidng toward the east or south and well fertilized In the hill, will bring .he luscious fruit. If there is danger from dry weather fill an old pall or oyster can (first per forating the bottom with nail holes) with stable manure or poultry drip pings, sink it partly In the ground and keep It moistened. This will not only furnish moisture but food. The reser voir liolng below the surface will tempt the roots to grow down Instead of seek ing the surface, as when water conies from 'to hose In only small quantities, and ttey will be less susceptible to drouth. If the plants go to vines nip off the ends, but do not try to check vigorous growth by starvation. The Rocky Ford Is one of the best early inuskmelons and one of the easiest to grow, bearing in profusion. The Indiana Sweetheart Is a favor ite watermelon, ripening early and of excellent quality. Cnta Oat the Undesirable Seed. The real up-to-date farmer, following the most scientific methods in the op eration of his ground, is taught to make use of the se lected material only iu order that the species may be con stantly improved, following the law of the survival of the fittest. For In stance, In the selec- roR seed coax, tion of the seed to be placed In the ground, he Is not con tent merely to secure the best species, but wherever possible he will go care fully over the seed and pick out only the largest specimens to be placed In the ground. In this manner the pro duct Is generally of a much higher standard. It is difficult to carry out this selective scheme in the case of corn and similar seeds which are made use of in great quantities. In the case of corn, however, the small kernels are generally at the tip of the ears, and in order to get rid of these undesirable pieces a corn-tipper has been invented. The device seems to have been sug gested by the familiar pencil-sharpener. It Is operated by a small crank, and has a cone with a tooth Interior. The tip of the corn ear being placed In this revolving cup, all the small seed are cut off, leaving only the full-sized ker nels on the ear. Peedtnn; Covra on Grass. Professors Stewart ami At wood, of the West Virginia Experiment Station, last year conducted some careful tests to determine whether it is profitable to feed milk cows grain on grass. With out going Into the details of these ex periments we quote the conclusions as follows : "This experiment clearly shows that there was no direct financial gain In feeding the grain to the cows while at pasture. It Is true that the cows which received grain were uniformly in 'somewhat better flesh than those that did not receive grain, but as far as the milk yield was concerned the increased How was produced at an ac tual loss." Data obtained In similar experiments at other stations are sum marized, and from these In comparison with their own investigations the au thors conclude "that unless dairy prod ucts are especially high In price it Is not a profitable practice to feed grain to cows at pasture. It Is true that more milk is obtained and the cows hold up their yield better and remain in better ttcsh when receiving the grain rations, but under ordinary circumstances there is no direct profit from the grain feed ing, as the Increased production usual ly costs more than it can be sold for." Hobs that Make Meat. The hog raisers of Kansas station made a test to show what kind of a hog grows the best meat. The weights of hams in the test were as follows: Berkshire hams, 2.'?Vi pounds; Dn- roc-Jersey, 24Vi pounds; Poland- Chinas, 2o pounds. These hogs In size were as near the same weight as possible to get them. The shoulders of the Berkshlres weighed 21 U pounds ; Duroc-Jerseys, lDV-j pounds and Poland-Chinas, lOa pounds. The Berkshlres have larger shoulders than the other breeds. The butcher who saw the hogii slaughtered thought the Duroe-Jersey had the most fat on the back ; the Po land-China next, then the Berkshire. The Berkshire ham showed more lean and less fat than the Poland-China. The butchers considered the breed of hogs that had the most fat the most profitable hog, both for the farmer and the butcher. The Truth. Fear Is not In the habit of npeaklnjj truth. When perfect sincerity Is ex pected, perfect -wisdom must be allow ed. Nor bag any one who Is apt to b angry when he hears the truth any cause to wonder that be does not beat It Tad tut, l.vtt Weakness. Leg weakness Is due to chicks be coming heavy rapidly, so that the weight of their body is too much for their legs. This Is not always an alarm ing condition, for It denotes that the chicks are growing fast, and if careful ly guarded and fed properly they will pull through all right. The cause arises from heavy feeding and forcing, which carries the chicks forward so rapidly as to cause the legs to fall. Change the food to a light diet of veg etables and feed bone meal In the food. They should also be well protected against the dampness, and the difficul ty will soon pass away. Leg weakness Is nearly always due to rapid growth of the body or from lack of uniformity of heat In brooders. If the chicks are small enough to be kept In a brooder. Crowd ing and pressing together to keep warm at night Is a main cause of little chicks having leg weakness. Xo great alarm need be entertained unless the trouble continues for too long a time, hut change the food and keep the birds dry. Utilising- Waste Timber. The wood chemistry section of the Forestry Bureau has been giving some attention to the subject of production of turpentine from yellow pine waste. It is stated that for the recovery of turpentine from waste wood the steam distillation process is far superior to destructive distillation, making a more uniform crude turpentine, and usually a higher grade refined product The wastage from the yellow pine cut each year would yield as much turpentine as the entire present annual output In this country, with a value of $14,000, 000. At the present rate of cutting the supply of long-leaf yellow pine In the South will be practically exhausted In twenty years, but that the methods of exploitation now In use convert only about half the tree Into market product. Orchard Work. A good test of a man's Christianity Is to examine his apple barrel froir top to bottom. A man may be a good woodchopper, but that Is no sign that he knows how to prune trees. An ax and a saw In the hands of a. Ignorant man cause more damage to the fruit crops of this land than all the birds that are hatched. Fruit sells best when properly grad ed. The best will bring a better price and the lower grades will generally iring as good a price as the entire lot would if mixed. For suinmer pruning of trees the bes( time Is from the loth of June to the 10th of July, just when The sap Is run ning freely. When the tree Is In leaf you can tell better what to cut out. Some people imagine that all that l ; necessary to have a good orchard Is to ptnnt a variety or good trees and "let em rip." It generally takes years to discover their mistake, but they finally discover It. Milk Cooler. This milk cooler Is arranged so that the milk flows In a thin sheet over the outside. Cold water enters nt the bottom. Bacteria In Cold Milk. M. E. Pennington of the Bureau of Chemistry, Department of Agriculture, reports that experiments on milk kept at about the freezing point showed continuous increase of organisms for five or six weeks. At their maximum they numbered hundreds of millions per cubic centimeter, and occasionally they passed the billion mark. Although the milk experimented with was never solidly frozen, yet after ten days to two weeks It was a mass of small 'Ice crystals: No odor or taste indicated the higher bacterial content, and even on heating no curd was produced until the very end of the experiment nnrn the I'ranlnars. Never allow old wood of raspberries or blackberries to lie around. Burn every bit of It. When the new wood Is 18 Inches high, pinch off to allow lateral growth In the raspberries, but let the blackberries grow to 3 feet be fore doing this. Trees la Fence Corners. The few scattering trees In the fence corners are frequently veritable breed ing places for Insect pest". They should be given Just as much attention as th trees In the orchard. Canton has fewer than 50 foreign residents. Trained falcons to carry dispatches In time of war have been tested In the Russian army. Their speed Is four times as great ns that of carrier pig eons. If the real estate of Manhattan Island were divided equally between Its Inhabitants each Individual would own $2,020 worth, according to the as sessed value. Prof. Carl von Noordon, addressing a number of prominent scientists at Vienna on the subject of "Food and Nourishment," declared that the reason so many men begin to get fat immedi ately after they have married Is he cause their wives give them their favor ite dishes on every possible occasion. Vuidon Standard. "Vegetable milk" Is used In Japan. It Is made from the soja bean. The liquid Is exactly like row's milk In ap pearance, and In taste can hardly be distinguished from It. To make It the beans are first soaked and then boiled In water. Some sugar and phosphate of potassium are added, and it is boiled down till It has the consistency of con densed milk. Alfalfa was first brought to Kansas by the late Harrison Purkman, of Em poria. Mr. Parkman first saw alfalfa growing in Chile. He brought the seed to America, and In the late seventies he went to Emporia to live. He sowed alfalfa In a farm which he bought and the plant prosjiered. It was slow In gaining popularity In Kansas, but Is now one of the State's most Important forage crops. Iu New Zealand everybody Is bound by law to take a weekly half-holiday, and there must be no shirking the obli gation. The Grand Hotel, Auckland, was recently crowded with guests, and several waiters, instead of obeying the law and taking their prescribed weekly half-holiday, remnlned at work on the promise of extra pay. But the authori ties came to hear of It and the proprie tor of the hotel had to appear In court, where he was convicted am? punished. The death of Gen. Stephen D. Lee leaves only two surviving lieutenant generals of the Confederate army. They are Gen. A. P. Stewart, ranking lieutenant-general of the Confederacy, of Blloxl, Miss., and Gen. Simon Bolivar Buckner, of Kentucky. General Stew art celebrated his eighty-sixth birthday anniversary on October 7 last. Gen eral Buckner was a candidate for Vice President on the National. Democratic ticket, with Palmer in 1KM. He was "Ighty-five on April 1 last. The German Emperor has a weh equipped pottery which brings him In $.V),000 a year. The King of Wurtetn berg owns two large hotels which yield him a yearly Income of some $40,000. The King of Saxony owns the famous porcelain factory at Meissen, and the Begent of Llppe Detnudd runs a large model farm from which lie sells butter and milk and eggs. The King of Servla Is said to own a barber shop and an apothecary shop. In addition to which beholds an agency for mtotor cars. 'I once had a cat that did a rather remarkable ratting feat. He stalked two young rats on the eaves of a low flat stable roof, and caught one In the usual way. The other Jumped on to an elderberry tree just lielow. Bob, how ever, not satisfied with the one, grasped it firmly in his mouth, and then Jumped headlong for the other. Either he was very lucky or extraordinary agile, for he fell to the ground with one rat still in ills mouth and the other In his paws, and promptly killed them both. The Scotsman. A strange story conies from one oi the Balkan states, where commercial morality Is still In Its Infancy. At a recent banquet given at the house of the prime minister a distinguished dip lomat complained to his host that tho Minister of Justice, next to whom he was sitting, had taken his watch. The prime minister said : "Ah, he shouldn't have done that. I will get It back for you." Sure enough, toward the end of the evening the watch was returned to Its owner. "And what did he say?" asked the guest "Sh-h I He does not know I have got it back,", said the prime minister. Philadelphia Record "Instances of desertion from the armj In Mexico are very rare and for the best of reasons," said Senor Jose de Mlualdcz, of Nueva Leon. "The reason lies In the almost sure capture of the fugitive and the certainty that he will get not one but numerous floggings on his bare back. These lashings are done In the presence of the comrades of the deserter, and when the men see how great Is the suffering of the miserable wretch who tried In vain to quit his military obligations, they are forced to conclude that It Is better to stick to the army than undergo such a terrible ordeal 1" Baltimore American. The passenger traffic through thb Simplon tunnel has fluctuated greatly and was largest In August, 1900, the third month of its operation. In that month 42,022 passengers were carried through the tunnel. The number fell to 14,545 in November of that year, and to 10,106 in the following January. The largest number In any month since baa been 34,500. The freight traffic has grown rapidly, but Is still small. The largest In 1900, was 5,009 tons In Oc tober. For the first five months of 1907 It was about 44,000, swelled by a block ade of the Mont Cenls route. In the rwt jr Um grass saxalngs were $18(V