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Is certain if you take Hood's Sarsaparilla. This great medicine cures those eruptions, pimples and boils that appear at all seasons; cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema; adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles, debility and that tired feeling. Sarsatabs For thone who prefer medicine In tab let form, Hood's SiirHaparilla Is now put up in choco lated tablets called Harsutabti, hh well uh in the usual liquid form. Sarut.abn have Identically the same curative properties as the liquid form, benides accu racy of dose, convenience, economy, no loss by evap-' oration, breakage, or leakage. Druggists or promptly by mail. C. 1. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass. hlftlag the Heaponalblllty. Teacher Mrs. Clubber, your little Clarence frequently cornea to school with bis fac unwashed. Mrs. Clubber Why, rood gracious, Miss Lips leu m, what do you keep a school janitor for! Chicago Tribune. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children during tbe teething period. The thimble was at first worn on the thumb and was called "thumbell." A cork carried to a depth of 200 feet below the surface of tbe sea will not rise again owing to the great pressure of water. Bt. Vitas' Dance and all Nervous Diseases 1 iwrmanentlv cured bv Dr. Kline's (.rent i erve Restorer. Send for FRKE 13 trial bottle and treatise, llr.lt. ILKlla., Ld.,ai Arch BL, Plilla.,l'a If Tin for That. Philanthropic Woman (giving him a coin) You work, I auppose, when you can find employment? Saymold Storey Work? When I ain't atin' and sleepln', ma'am, my entire tin" is ockypied in solicitin' work ! CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature flaaraveetlnar Improvement. Customer (at dairy lunch counter) Tou have to pay out a good deal of money for the ginger you use, do you not? Proprietor Ginger? Why, no; gin ger's cheap. Customer Then why don't yon feed some of it to your waiters? There Is more Catarrh tn this section of the country than all other disnasea put together and until the last few years was supposed to t incurable. For a great many years doctor; pronounced it a local disease and prescribe' local remedies, and by constantly failin t cure with local treatment, pronounced it In curable. Science has pro. en catarrh to bet constitutional disease and therefore require? CJinstllutlonal treatment. Hall'sCatarrh (.'ure manufactured by F. J. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo Ohio, is the onlv constitutional cure ontii market. It is taken Internally in doses from 1( drops to a teaspoonful. It acta directly on tlx blood and mucous surfaces of the system They offer one hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure. Send for circulars and testi mnniala. Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio. Sold by DrufcKlMK, 7" Take Hall's Family Fills for constipation. A Flatterer. "Yea, mn'am," the convict was say ing, "I'm here Jlst for trying to flatter a rich man." "The Idea !" exclaimed the prison vis itor. "Yes, ma'am. I Jlst tried to Imitate Lis signature on a check." Tlt-BIts. 25o. ALL DRUCCSTS-SOo. r MADE FOR SERVICE IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY WATERPR00F DHMMFT. VA MM SASJhr This trode mark and the word Tower on the buttons distin guish this high grade slkker trosj (the Just as good brands MM Thorn Is Only Ono "Bromo Quinine09 That la Laxative Bromo Quinine USED THE WORLD OVER TO OURE A COLD IK OKE DAT. Always remember the full name. for this signature on. ererj box. Look 25c. dl Mrs. C. K. Tyler, liiirllngton, Vv, . I, fill.- ... I....... a: BfiyH I lliai.lliwn.il niniK" much to do and so little henlth to do it with, caused almost a compint urean ithwni lilriiid nnnranil thin: no strength, little sleep. Hood's KarnHpnrllla kiivb appetite, natural sleep, perfect ueulin, treukth to do all my work." Would Take Chance. "Not a cent," replied the rich man coldly; "money is not good for the poor." "Well." responded the applicant "Just pretend that you have a grudge against me." Philadelphia Ledger. Wast of Knerary. The prise hen resolved to quit laying. "It seems so utterly absurd," she clucked, "for a $300 fowl to spend her time and strength in turning out eggs at BO cents a dozen." Perching herself on her exclusive roost, she eyed the common barnyard hens below her with lofty disdain. Domestic Amenities. Knicker I've waited an hour for you to get your hat on straight. Mrs. Knicker Well, I've waited longer than that for you to get your feet on strait t. New York Sun. A terrible noise of thumping and stamping came from Bob's room early one morning, "nobhv. Bobby." called his mother, from downstairs, "what Is going od up there?" "My shoes" replied Bob A Real Charity. Tess And what do you think? Mr. (roodhart hadn't been alone with me for live minutes before he offered to kiss me. Jess Yes, that's one thing about Jack Qoodhart ; he's Just as soft-hearted and charitable as he can b. Phil adelphia Press. Flibberty "When I begin to suspect that I'm working too hard at my business I go and consult my doctor. If he says I'm al! right I go back to work." Jibbit "There's nothing original in that idea. Whenever I get uneasy about myself I apply for another thousand or two of life insurance. If I pass the ex amination I know I'm O. K." Everybody Laughed "Perhaps you would feel better," said the hopeful and helpful person, "If you would do something to lighten the hearts of your fellow men." "That's Just what I have been do ing," answered Mr. Slrlus Barker. "My liat blew off and I bad to chase it two blocks !" Washington Star. As an Investment. "A man," said tbe philosophical board er, -Is like a gold mine. You never know what's in him until you have run drifts through him, as it were, and explored him in all his levels." "That's why I take mighty little stock n men," remarked the pessimistic board- T. SMACOBS OIL CONQUERS PAIN FOR STIFFNESS, SORENESS, 8PRAIN OR BRUISE, NOTHING IS BETTER THAT YOU CAN USE LUMBAGO'S PAIN, RHEUMATIC TWINGE, YOUR BACK FEELS LIKE A RUSTY HINGE) SCIATIC ACHES ALL PLEASURES 8POIL, FOR HAPPINESS USE ST. JACOBS OIL Degglng Beats Working;. It has been proved that uo fewer than 32,000 beggars are at present mak ing a better living la Vienna than or dinary workmen. One notorious family of professional beggars recently gave a grantl bull and a concert at a local hotel. A new desk and office convenience is a tool for removing rusty or corroded pens from the holder. Most persons who work at a desk have experienced more or less difficulty in this connection, and very eftea the fingers are cut with the sharp edges of the pen or soiled with rast and ink. Tata clever device has handles like pliers, by closing which the pen is grip ped and then drawn oat by a small trig-cer-like lever operated by the forefincer. SWA PORTLAND CEMENT. Ingredients Necessary In the Manu facture of This Product. By 3. Shirley Jones, Chemist, Idaho Experiment U. ... I W..-.. , From time to time the members of thn exneriment station staff are asked for information concerning the proper ties, composition, and methods of man' ufacture of Portland cement. These inquiries are usually answered by the station chemist. Below Is given a typi cal letter of inquiry on this subject, and following it is the reply given by the station chemist. Welser, Ua., Feb. 26, 1908. I would like to know the ingredient and process of making Portland cement. Is the body of clay or soapstone? I think I have the raw material. Please answer and oblige. A. W. A great deal of time and labor have m rnT 4- I-t nan! aiiq nn&rnliifa In in I vestigating the composition and prop erties of Portland cement. The con clusions drawn from these investiga tions are not alway concordant, but no one dissents from the view that the essential ingredients of this kind of ce ment are lime, silica and alumina. Other elements are always present, however, among them being magnesia, soda, potash, iron, phosphorus, man ganese, titanium, etc. According to Meade, good cements vary considerably in composition, but the three import ant ingredienst will run about as fol lows: Lime, 58 to 67 percent; silica, 19 to 25 per cent; alumina, 5 to 10 per cent; and magnesia is allowable to the extent of 3 to 5 per cent. The raw materials from which Port land cement 1b manufactured are classi fied as argillaceous and calcareous. Some common forms of the first are clay, shale, and slate, and of the latter limestone, marl and chalk. In these two classes of raw materials are found all the ingredients necessary in the manufacture of Portland cement. In the iron regions of Pennsylvania, how ever, blast furnace slag 1b made to re place the clay or shale. From what ever source tne raw materials are od tained, the cement manufacturer must see that they are so mixed that the product of calcination contains the im portant compounds mentioned above in the proportions that experience has taught are the ones necessary in a good cement. It becomes almost imperative then that the chemical composition of the raw materials should be known. Although the writer is not personally acquainted with the limestone regions cf this state, it appears that there are at least two localities in Northern Ida ho where limestone is found in abund ance, and since clay is also present, at least in spots, in tbe same district, there seeme to be good reason for be lieving that in the future a great deal of the Portland cement used in this state will be made at home. Of Interest to Farmers, The following publications of interest to farmers and others have been issued by the Agricultural department of the Federal government and will be furn ished free, so long as they are availa ble, except where otherwise noted, up on application to the Superintendent of Documents, Government Printing Office. Washington, D. C: Bulletin No. 100. Report of Irriga tion Investigations in California, under the direction of Elwood Mead, expert in charge. Pp. 411, pis. 29, figs. 16. Price, paper, 90 cents; cloth, $1.25. This report deals with investigation carried on during the summer of 1900 in co-operation with the California Water and Forest Association. In ad dition to a review of the agricultural situation in the state, it presents a comprehensive discusion of the water laws and customs under which irriga tion is practiced in California as typi fied by the conditions in Honey Lake basin and on Yuba river, Cache creek, Salinas river, San Joaquin river, Kings river. Los Angeles river, Sweetwater river and San Jacinto river. It de scribes the methods and means by which water is diverted from these streams and used for irrigation and the indefinite and excessive appropriations of water and the resulting litigation, and discusses the evils resulting from absence of state control of streams. Bulletin No. 105. Irrigation in the United States. Testimony of Elwood Mead, irrigation expert in charge, be fore the United States Industrial com mission, June 11 and 12, 1901. Pp. 47, pis. 12, fig. 1. Price 15 cents. The statement made before the Industrial commission deals chiefly with the legal status of irrigation, touching on state control, national aid to irrigation, and the disposal of the public grazing lands. The necessity and possibility of Btorage are also discussed. Bulletin No. 133. Report of Irriga tion Investigations for 1902, under the direction of Elwood Mead, chief of irri gation investigation, office of experi ment stations. Pp. 266, pis. 12, figs. 16. Price 25 cents. This bulletin gives the result of the fourth season's investigations cf the problems of irri gation, the results obtained in similar investigations in previous years being reported in Bulletins 86, 104 and 119, of this office noted above. Causae Panapkla. Peel the pumpkin, cut Into places and cover with boiling water. Stew until very tender, then rub through a colon der. Return to the flra, bring to a hard boll, arweta to taste and, while boil ing, fill tbe overflowing hot jar and immadlaterr. Ipoiga Drop Cakes. Three egge, one and one-half cupa angar, two cupa flour, one-bal cup cold water, two teaspoonfuls baking powder, one teaspoorrful extract lemon. Beat tbe gga without separating, add the angar, water, flour and baking powder rifted together, and flavoring. Bake In muffln pans or cups In quick oven. New York has 67,000,000,000 gallons of water stored away In its mountain reservoir. The Evolution of Household Remedies. The modern patent medicine busi' i neM natural outgrowth of the ! tua-ttme nousenoia remedies. In the early history of this country, EVEEY FAMILY HAD ITS HOME MADE MEDICINES. Herb teas, bitters, laxatives and tonics, were to be found in almost every house, compound ed by the housewife, sometimes assisted by the apothecary or the family doctor, Such remedies as picra, which wai aloes and quassia, dissolved in apple brandy. Sometimes a hop tonic, made of whiskey, hops and bitter barks. A score or more of popular, homo-made remedies were thus compounded, the fnrrniaA fnrTOniri wsrs nawerl nlnno- from house to house, sometimes written, sometimes verbally communicated. .The patent medicine business is a natural outgrowth from this whole some, old-time custom. In the begin ning, some enterprising doctor, im pressed by the usefulness of one of these home-made remedies, would take it up, improve it in many ways, manu facture it on a large scale, advertise it mainly through almanacs for the home, and thus it would become used over a large area. LATTEBLY THE HOUSE HOLD REMEDY BUSINESS TOOK A MORE EXACT AND SCIENTIFIC POEM. Feruna was originally one of these old-time remedies. It was used by the Mennonites, of Pennsylvania, before it was offered to the public for sale. Dr. Hartman, THE ORIGINAL COM POUNDER OP PERUNA, is of Men- nonite origin. First, he prescribed it for his neighbors and his patients. The sale of it increased, and at last he established a manufactory and fur nished it to the general drug trade. Feruna is useful in a great many climatic ailments, such as coughs, colds, sore throat, bronchitis, and catarrhal diseases generally. THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES HAVE LEARNED THE USE OF PERUNA and its value in the treatment of these ailments. They have learned to trust and believe in Dr. Hartman's judgment, and to rely on his remedy, Feruna, Glvinaj an Illustration. Voice (over the telephone) "Profes sor, I am getting up a special article for one of the Illustrated weekly papers on 'The Value of the Comparatively Unim portant.' Please tell id, for instance, one of your methods of saving your odds and ends of time, by which you are enabled to do so much work without having to hurry." The Professor "Always omitting tbe 'good-by' when using the telephone." (Hangs up receiver.) Not Yet, bat Soon. "Say," wired the chairman of the Ske dunk campaign committee, "can't you send us speakers of better caliber than the chaps that talked here last night?" "We're merely firing the opening guns of the campaign," wired back the political manager at headquarters. "We'll send you some bigger bores after awhile." Free Consent of tbe People. The "pioneer American Democrat' was the Rev. Thomas Hooker of Con nectlcut, who, in a sermon in Hartford in the year 1G33, said, "The founda- tive nerves and tissues and produc tion "f all authority is firstly laid in j ing pain, enriches the weak, sour the free consent of the people." There, , blood, and removes every atom of in embryo, were the Revolution and ' impurity from the circulation. So tho errant roniihiir. Tn the "Fnnda-! instead of being a weak, sour mental Orders of Connecticut," inspired by Hooker and adopted nt Hartford In 1638, we have the first written consti tution known to history that created a government. And that government was as near a perfect democracy as the world has ever seen. Xew York American. Filling; a Need. "Mister," whined the small urchin, as he shivered from head to foot, "It Is so bitter cold. C-can't yer spare me a nickel?" "Yes, my boy," replied the benevo- lent old gentleman as he opened his purse and fished out the coin. "Thanks, mister." "And now I suppose you are going to buy fuel with It?" "Nope! An lce-crearn soda." The General Demand of the Well-informed of the World has always been for a simple, .pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physi cians could sanction for family use because its component parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial la effect, acceptable to the svstem and irantle vet nromnt w v - - . r . in action. ; In supplying that demand with its ' excellent combination of Syrup of I Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for Its remarkable success. That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well informed. To get Its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more roods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally wan and Is aTuaranteed to give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post rata at 10c a packare. Write tor free booklet bow to dye, bieacbjand mix colera, MONROE DRUG COMPANY, Qulncy, lUlnoia. To Pit the Crime. "I reckon I'm guilty, y'r honor," snuf fled the leathery faced old vagnbound who bad been run in for drunkenness and gen eral worthlessness, "but it ain't my fault." "Whose fault is It?" inquired the police justice. "It's the fault o' my brother-in-law an' my sister-in-law. They won't let me live with 'em any more. When a feller's in laws goes back on Mm, y'r honor, he cain't help bein' a outlaw." "Six months in tbe workhouse !" roared tbe police justice. Absence of Mind. Exhausted by the labor of carrying the rurniture out or tne building, the man, whose dwelling was ablaze from cellar to garret mechanically rolled a cigaroot and turned to one of the firomcn. "Have you got a match?" he panted. "A match?" growled the fireman. "If you want to light that thing go and touch it to Jour house !" j j No Privilege. j The business agent stuck his head In- ' side the shop door. A solitary man was at work. "What are you doing here?" he de manded. "Don't you know this is a holi day?" "Not for me," answered the solitary , man, without looking up from his work. "I'm the boss." A Delicate Task. "The newspapers," said th orator solemnly, "do not tell the truth." , "Perhaps not," answered the editor regretfully. "We do our best; but, you know, there is nothing more difficult than to tell the truth in a way thaJ won't put it up to some ,one to chal lenge your veracity." Washington Star. Naming tne Tlajer. On the overthrow of the monarchy vof Louis Philippe a Sunday crowd vis ited the Jardin des Plantes and was amazed to find the fine specimen of the Bengal tiger still bearing tbe label of "Le Tigre Royal." Nothing would serve the furious crowd but that at once on the spot the authorities should change the name to "Le Tigre Nation al," and they did. London Academy. Every case of Rheumatism has its origin and its development in the blood. It is not a disease which is contracted like a cold, but it is in the blood and system before a pain is felt, and the changes in the weather or any physical irregularities, such as a spell of indigestion, bowel disturbance, etc., are merely the exciting causes producing the pains and aches, which are the natural symptoms of the disease. Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid and other corrosive, irritating poisons in the blood, which are carried through the circulation to every part of the system. Every muscle, nerve, membrane, tissue and joint becomes saturated with these acrid, irritating impurities, or coated with fine, insoluble caustic matter, and the sharp, piercing pains or the dull, constant aches are felt with every physical movement. When the blood is filled with utic acid poison, perma nent relief cannot be expected from liniments, plasters, or other external treatment. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to conquer Rheumatism and bring about a complete cure, the uric acid and other inflammatory matter must be expelled, and this cannot be done with external treatment. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism because it is a perfect and entirely vegetable blood purifier. It goes down into, the circulation, neutralizes the acids, and dissolves the irritating depos- its which are pressing on the sensi- stream, distributing uric acid to the different parts of the system, the blood is strong and healthy and therefore able to sunnlv everv mus cle, nerve, bone and tissue with nourishment and strength. Then the inflam mation and swelling subside, the pains and aches cease, and not only is Rheumatism permanently cured, but under the fine tonic effects of S. S. S. the entire general health is benefitted and built up. In all forms of Rheuma tism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. will be found a safe and reliable treat ment. Special book on Rheumatism and any medical advice von desire will be furnished free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. V A VI SHOES AT ALL VU3a' SHOES AT ALL PRICES, TOR EVERV MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY. MEN, BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN Kp Mr. Lm uoualmm mmkmm mnd meHi I man's 2. SO. S3.00 mnd S3. SO mho tnmn mny othe manufacturer in thm JMOj world, bmoaumm they hold tholr "?fJ3 mhrnpo. fit hotter, mroar lonpor. and ttX rw or prater valum than any other rrv aioas In the world to-day. 3 W. L Douejas $4 and $5 Gilt (dire Shoes Cannot sr'l'T10S(. W. I. IWzlas name and price is stamped on bottom. Takf n SiihatitHtv. Sold by the best shoe dealers everywhere. Shoes utailed from factory to any part of the world. Illus. tiatod Cuxloa free to anv addresa. W. I.. ! I (il.AS, llrocavlwu, Mas. WE A la positive proof of the reliability and confidence our pa tients bare in us. Specialists always in attendance, assuring prompt and courteous attention. Lady attend ant alwars present. Reliable Painless Dentists. Our reputation for relisbilitv snd thoroughness is well established. Cleanli neaa. Good Work and Quick Service. "AND IT DIDN'T HURT A BIT" Painless Extraction, 50 cents. Extraction Free when plates or bridges sre ordered. Pistes ff snd up. Best Plate Work. Perhsps your teeth hsve become so useless thst it is impossible to firmly set a a bridge. Then the old stumps are removed without causing vou the alightest psin, and a plate is fitted. If the piste fits per fectly it will look well snd perform its work of mssticsting your food satisfactonlv. With my xo years' espeneace in this work will gusrsntee satisfaction in everv case. Crown and Bridre Work. It's a shame to spoil your personal appearance and ruin your digestion from the lack of teeth to properly snssticate your food, when a bridge can be supplied that will cause no discomfort what- W. A. WISEST!? raOJM IU1UINS, TNIRS MO WaSHINCTON, 0TUN0, ISIS0N For the Children To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children ? Are they thin, pale, delicate ? Do not forget Ayer's Sarsaparilla. You knov? it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. The children cannot pomtbly hae (rood health unleat the rowel are In proper condi tion. A slunKltli liver elrei a coatt-d tnn((ii. bd breath, rmnilpatml howeln. Correct all these br Hiring amall laxative doses ot Ajer'a Fills. All vegetable, sugar coated. A MsdsbyJ. A lilies O. Ayar Co., LoweU, manufacturers of 9 HAIR VIGOR. AGUE CURE. CHERRY PECTORAL. ers SAVE THE CARTON TOPS and Heap Wrapper from "20 Mule Team Borax" Product and ei change them for VALUABLE PREMIUMS FREE 40 pais lllmtrsted catalsfoa of 1000 articles fivea away FkEB. Address rACJTIC COAST BOEAX CO., Oakland, Cat. MOTEL MOORE n OPEN ALL THE YEAR J U Clatsop Beach Seaside, Oregon "Tup Direetlr on the besch overlooking 1 nt the ocean. Hot salt baths and Hlirr UnilSL" sort bathing. Beerea- nr Son parlors. Electrle lights. Ure wr place and steam heat. Fine walks rtDrRflM" and drives. Sea foods a apee UflCUUn ,tJ. Kates. S2.60 and 13.00 per day. 4-Npeelal rates br the week. mmm DAN. J. MOORE. Proprietor P N U No. 15-08 HEN writing- to advertisers pleas mention tins paper. CORES XISM Sometime ago, I had Rheumatism and had to quit work. The pain in my back and between my shoulders was so intense I could not rest or sleep. I tried everything, but nothing did me any good till I heard of and took S. S. S. This med icine cured me sound and well. It purified my blood and made me feel like a new man. COIfRAD LOHR, Anderson, Ind. ' 123 E. 19th St I was severely troubled with Rheumatism. I had it in my knees, legs and ankles, and any one who hat ever had Rheumatism knows how excru ciating the pain is and how it interferes with one at fork. I was truly in bad shape having been bo:!i:rcd with it for ten years, off and on. A local physician advised me to use S. S. S. I did so. After taking two bottles I noticed the sore ness and pain were greatly reduced. I continued the medicine and was thoroughly cured; a'l pain, soreness and inflammation gone. I recommend S. S. S. to all Rheumatic sufferers. J. L. AG NEW, 80S E. Greenbrier St., Mt. Vernon, Ohio. more Sjft tm Be Equalled At Any Price IN PORTLAND DOING WORK FOR THE BEST PEOPLE ever, will chew vour food properly and thoronghlv, while your looks are improved beyond description. A hollow tooth thst is now useless csn be filled snd crowned so that it is ssved for probsbly s lifetime. To secure the best results you must secure the highest grade of skill. Examination free and invited. When desired yoo can have T. P. Wise ot my personal service. Our force is so organized that we can do your entire Crown, Bridge and Plate Work in a day if necessary. J0 PLATES s1 " nr.. n -BSBsw taJ