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Ti certain if you take Hood's Sarsaparilla.
This great medicine cures those eruptions,
pimples and boils that appear at all seasons;
cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema;
adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys
pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu
matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles,
debility and that tired feeling.
8ar9tab9 For thosfi who prefer medicine In tab
let form, llood'H Sursaparilla tn now put up in choco
lated tablet culled iSnrHutaljN, an well an In the usual
liquid form. Santatabs have identically tho same'
curative properties as the liquid form, betddus accu
racy of done, convenience, economy. no Iohs by evap
oration, breakage, or leakage. Druceists or promptly
by mail. C, 1. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
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Mrs. 0. K. Tyler. Biirlineton, Vt.,
says : " The cures of a law farm, no
much to do and no little htialth to do it
with, cniunil almost a complete, hrenk
down: blood poor and thin: no strength,
little sleep. Hood s SarHiipnrilla cave
appetite, natural sleep, perfect health
treukth to do all my work."
An English View of Hobert IS. I.ee.
General Robert E. Lee was indeed
fully Washington's equal as a hero and
a gentleman and much his superior as
a soldier. It Is only in the larger polit
ical or semipolitieal sphere that he
stands lower and there perhaps only
lieenuse. his opportunities were so
much smaller. London Times Review
f Trevelyan's History,
Bt. Vitas' rmnce ana all Ixcrvous Diseases
J permanently cured ny ur. mine s itreav
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First Landlady "My boarders loaf
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to my annoyance. Does yours?"
Second Landlady "No, indeed ! My
daughter is learning to play the
plauo."
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Washington Herald.
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Write AllenS. Olmsted be Roy, N. Y., for a
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Ontalde of His Practice.
"All that is the matter with you, sir,"
staid the eminent physician, after a thor
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You don't eat enough."
"I eat all I can hold, doctor," said
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Chicago Tribune.
Graduated from the Bible.
Octave Thanet tells a story of an old
dnrky in Florida who was anxious lo
S'firn to read, so that he could read the
Hible. He said that if he could read ths
Hiblo he would want nothing else. A
friend of the narrator taught him to
read. Some time afterward she visited
his cabin and asked his wife how his
Bible reading was getting on.
"Laws, Miss Fanny," said this person
"he jes' suttinly kin read fine. He's don
got outen de Bible nn' into de newst
pers." Indianapolis News.
Literary Investment.
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The style may be a little cheap.
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Washington Star.
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"The 'Great White Plague,' my son,"
Said the Injun chief, in a passion,
"Is that wicked, thieving race
That calls itself the Caucasian !" ,
Rchoea of the Past.
Wagner was writing the music of th
future.
"I intend to produce something," he
said, "that will go thundering down the
ages.''
How well he succeeded let the ages
bear witness.
Hirsute Glory.
The young man was admiring her beau
tiful and abundant hair.
"What a wealth of it there is!" he
exclaimed. "When you loosen it I sup
pose it drops to the floor."
"Hugh !" broke in the little sister of
the young woman. "It drops on the
floor!" Chicago Tribune.
Deplorable Doalneaa Error.
"Did you ever make a mistake, doc
tor?" "Yes, once I was called in by a pa
tient and diagnosed his case as stom
ach ache1 I only learned the following
day that he was rich enough to have
appendicitis." Die Muskete.
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Among the strange people of the world are Laplanders, regarded as the
smallest Inhabitants of Europe. The Lapp calls no one country' his home,
and he Is little concerned In the affairs that Interest other residents of his
native land. Altogether there are about 2S.WX) Lapps, and they are scattered
over parts of Sweden, Norway and Russia. Perhaps the greater number are
Norwegians. Those In Sweden are closely allied to the Finns. They range In
height from four to five feet, very rarely more than that. However, they
are a strong and hardy race, and possessed of great powers of endurance.
For untold generations they have lived in the frigid climate of the far north,
and, although they suffer severely from the Intense cold of their native land,
they do not thrive at all In a less rigorous climate.
The reindeer, made famous the world over in our Santa Claus tales, is
the Laplander's mainstay of life. Without this faithful friend he could not
long exist. Its milk and flesh supply him with food, and from Its hide and
fur he gets his clothing. During the long winter It Is harnessed to a boat
shaped sled, and will swiftly draw the sled and a load not exceeding 200
pounds over the frozen lakes and anywhere In the, vast expanse of hard, dry
snow. This queer anlmaL. whose food Is necessarily scant throughout the win
ter, will thus burdened travel at a speed of from nine to ten miles an hour
for many hours at a time. It Is estimated there are about 400,000 reindeers
In Lapland. For the most part these are iu a seml-wlld state. These shift
for themselves. To be sure, the reindeer is found elsewhere in Europe, and
four or five centuries ago was found in countries far to the south of the
Arctic regions. Deer from Lapland have been taken to Alaska, 'where they
are flourishing.
RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE .RUBBED AWAY
0
It is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the muscles,
nerves, joints ana bones are throbbing ana twitching wita the pains oi
Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing
counter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo
rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it
' does not reach the blood, where the cause i3 located. Rheumatism is more
than skin deep it is rooted and grounded- in the blood and can only be
reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BU RUBBED AWAY.
' Rheumatism is due to aa excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues
of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This
refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, form3
uric acid which, is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all part3 of the
body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains
are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time
by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or
dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma
tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated
with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift
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inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system
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of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit
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and nourished by rich, health-sustaining
blood which completely and permanently
cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed
of both purifying and tonic properties
just what is needed in every case of Rheu
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Margaret Brown tame one clay Into
the office of a government official lu
Chicago. She was from Massachusetts,
says a writer in the Chicago Tribune.
Her son half come to Chicago some time
before to seek his fortune.
Hut fortune had not favored Mar
garet's son, and he soon wrote home
for fifty dollars, it was ut him.
Then followed another hard-luuk stjry,
and another fifty was sent him. A third
time Ed asked for tifty dollars. This
was more than the mother could en
dure, and full of misgivings and fears,
she picked up a suit case and started
lor the West to make investigations.
But where In Chicago was Ed? She
had but one address general delivery
and countless people get their mail
there. How could she find the elusive
son among the thousands who daily
cross the great rotuuda?
She would stand there and watch for
him. He might come In the morning,
he might came In the evening ; he mi'ht
come the first day or the third, but
stand there she would till she stood
face to face with the prodigal. .
But even for the tedious privilege of
standing there permission had to be
secured ; hence her call on the official.
The official realized how unpleasant
to a refined woman such an experi
ence would be. He pondered a moment
as to how he might keep from break
ing laws and regulations, and yet ac
complish the mother's desire lu a man
ner at least comfortable.
"Where are you staying?" he Inquir
ed, after a moment's reflection.
"At the Great Northern."
"I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll write
your sun a note."
And he sent this letter:
"Mr. Brown. You are requested to
call at the Jre.it Northern, room ,
Thursday, between o and 7 p. m.
"A Friend of the Family."
He sealed it and addressed it to the
general delivery.
The next step iu the story was a deli
cately written note from Huston, an
nouncing the safe arrival home of Ed
and his mother. Ed had called at the
general delivery, to his astonishment
had found his mother In room at the
Great Northern, had gone home, and
the mother was happy.
peratlvely worthless tree, but It works
up well In veneering, and finds many
uses In the manufacture of furniture.
It can be stained in Imitation of cherry
and other hard woods.
"There are two kinds of veneering
sawed and siloed but it takes an ex
pert to tell the difference. The process
of manufacture is simple and Interest
ing. The logs, delivered at the factory
In the rough, about thirteen feet In
length, are first cooked In hot water
vots to make them soft and workable.
"It does not matter how green they
are. After being thoroughly cooked
they are placed on machines designed
for the purpose, and either sliced by a
powerful knife the length of the log or
cut by a circular saw into slabs about
one-twentieth of an Inch thick. These
slabs are the full length of the log,
and when first cut are so pliable that
they can be bent double without break
ing. The uniform thickness or thin
ness of the slabs is preserved by the
action of the machinery, and does not
vary so much ns a hair's breadth in the
entire length of the slab.
"After the slabs are sliced or sawed
they are seasoned by steaming. This
requires only about twenty-four hours,
and then they are ready for the mar
ket. Some of the huge oak logs that
come to the factory show by the rings
In them that the trees were from 2.10
to 400 years old." Washington Herald
FINE FURNITURE VENEERED.
How Oak la Imitation Cherry
Hard Wood.
"There Is a great deal of so-called
oak furniture sold nowadays," said Eti-
igene J. Hicks. "A large part of this
fundture Is veneered. This Is particu
larly tmc of parlor and ornamental
furniture. Coarse and common furnl-
l tnre may be made of solid oak, but
fine furniture Is almost Invariably
, veneered.
"This Is .because a much finer finish
can b got from quartered oak veneer
than from the solid wood. The grain
conies out Ietter, and It takes a higher
polish. Where strength and durability
are required, the solid wood is used.
Out for nurfaces veneering is prefer
able. Indianajoll9 Is the largest veneer
manufacturing center In the world. The
avcauuura uaad to be regarded aa a eoni-
Kearless Swimmers.
In the water the Hawaiians are ah
solutely fearless. As soon as they can
walk, little babies are taken to bathe
in the sea, and In a very short time
they are able to swim like porpoises.
The author of "Hawaiian Yesterdays"
gives a reminiscence of the courage of
the natives:
Our party had arrived in Ililo Bay.
and we were all seated upon the plat
form of a big double canoe, paddling
ashore from the schooner which lay
out in the harbor. A throng of natives
lined the bench, waiting to welcome
their returning teachers.
Just us we were entering the sur;
that rolled upon the sandy shore,
through some accident the canoes sud
denly tilled and sank, leaving us all
sitting half-submerged in the shallow
water. With a loud roar of "Ainvo!"
(Oh. and Alas!) the assembled crowd
rushed as one man Into the waves and
bore us safely to land.
On one occasion, about the same
date, a coasting vessel was upset in a
violent squall between the islands of
Hawaii and Maul. Although the near
est land was twenty miles distant, the
nntive crew and passengers boldly
struck out to swim ashore; and sev
eral of them did come safe to land
after a night and day in the deep.
Among the survivors of the wreck
was a iMtor woman who for several
hours swam with her husband upon
her back; but the poor man died of
cobl and fatigue, and had to be aban
doned at last before the coast was
reached.
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and the fellow with one chance wins
It." Kansas City Star.
Even a lawyer objects to being cross
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