Heppner gazette., February 20, 1908, Image 7

PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. I.
I Pedigree.
"Well" iald the statistical boarder,'
'i leaning back In bis cbalr, "we bave at
t TTi . . .this meal the representatives of two
Dr. Hartman la now offering Peruna to the public as a regular pharmaceu- ( widely separated generations."
ticax product it is just as ethical as any compound put up for the medical "How is that?" asked the inquisi-
Jrofession. No straining of medical ethics can find any fault with it. THE tive boarder.
RINCII'AL ACTIVE INGEEDIENTS are prominently incorporated in the I "The hen we have been trying to eat
label on tne bottle, that the people may know that the claims made for Peruna wns ,n aI) probability the great-grand-
44
I've Had Experience",
People Who Object to
Liquid Medicines Can
Now Secure Peruna
Tablets.
have a true justification.
The only departure we shall make from medical ethics in the conduct of
Peruna affairs in the future, is the fact that we shall continue to advertise anJ
sell our product TO THE PEOPLE.
If we would agree to sell to doctors only, to advertise for doctors only,
then the medical fraternity would be obliged to recognize Peruna as being
entirely within their approval.
BUT WE SHALL NOT DO THIS.
We shall continue to offer Peruna to the people. We shall continue to
eonvey to the people our claims for Peruna as a household remedy. We shall
continue to supply the people with free literature, teaching them how to use
our medicine, teaching them how to avoid disease, teaching them many things
of benefit to tho home. We shall continue to do this, whether the medical
profession like it or not.
We are proposing from this time on to take the public into our confidence.
Notwithstanding that some imitators and substitutors will be attempting to
put up something which they consider just as good as Peruna, we are going to
draw aside the veil of secrecy and allow any one who chooses to know exactly
OF WHAT PERUNA IS COMPOSED.
This ought to disarm all honest criticism. We expect, however, that crit
icism will continue. On some pretext or other those who are envious of the
success of Peruna will continue to find
fault. But we are determined to give
such people no just complaint.
PERUNA IS A GREAT MEDICINE.
It has become a household word in
millions of homes. Our faith in tho
remedy is stronger than ever. Every
year we expect to establish new plants
in foreign lands until the people of all the world are supplied with this valu
able household remedy.
WE CLAIM PERUNA TO EE A CATARRH REMEDY. Buy a bottle and
try it. If it helps you, be honest and acknowledge that it has helped you.
If you want us to we will publish your statement exactly as you furnish it
to us. We will add no words, take away no words. If you wish us to we will
publish your portrait in connection with it. We will not do this without your
written request, without your entire consent
Peruna has cured thousands of people of chronic catarrh, in many phases
and locations. At least, that is what the people say to us, through unsolicited
testimonials. Peruna will cure many thousand more, in spite of fabricated
slanders to the contrary.
WE GUARANTEE EVERY BOTTLE OF PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE
INGREDIENTS PRINTED ON THE LABEL.
We guarantee that every testimonial we use i3 absolutely true -in the
exact language of the testifier.
We guarantee that every photograph published is the photograph of the
person whose name it bears, that every word of every testimonial was author
ized by the hand that signed it
We are determined to beat our opponents by being fairer than they are.
by dealing squarer than they dare to. We are determined to meet falsehood
with truth, duplicity with candor, insincerity with sincerity.
We know that the users of Peruna will appreciate our stand. We believe
that the dealers in Peruna will applaud our course. We expect even our op
ponents will be obliged to aeknowls:1.,?' finally that Peruna is not only an
honest and useful romedy, but ona cf Vaq GREATEST HOUSEHOLD KEDI
CINES ON THE CONTINENT.
mother of this omelet" Chicago
Tribune.
Hotkf I'ahera.
The church was packed, even the
aisles lined with chairs. Just before
the benediction the thoughtful
clergyman, who loved order as he
did the GoRpel, thus admonlHhed his
henrers: "In passing out, please re
main seated until the ushers have
removed the chairs from .the aisles."
Lippincott's.
BORAX IN THE DAIRY
Wltn Hood's barsaparllla, ana am con
vinced it Is a great medicine," this Is the
substance ot 40,3(16 letters by actual count,
received In two years. They tell of cures
of all blood diseases, loss of appetite, rheuma
tism, after-fever weakness, that tired feeling,
nervous weakness, dyspepsia, catarrh.
NO Equal "I can nay from experience
that Hood's Sarsaparilla is without an equal."
EsnuL. Bowman. 11 Beacon St., Lowell, Mass.
Eczema "I had eczema and tried every
thing 1 beard of, but nothing helped me until
I took Hood's Sarsaparilla. Thanks to this
medicine, 1 am now well." Gp.oucje Vanal
btyne, South Bethlehem, N. V.
Muscular Rheumatlsnn-"Mr father
had muscular rheumatism. Was confined to
his bed. He took two bottles of Hood's Sar
saparilla and was entirely cured." Bertha
Li. Pkkbin. Box 1026. Springfield, Mass.
Hood's Sarsaparilla is sold everywhere.
In the usual liquid, or In tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre
pared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
flow It Wlarhf fTave TTaippene.
"Why, Col. Corpuscle, are you alive
yet?"
"Am I alive yet? Why shouldn't I he,
ir?"
"You must pardon my surprise, colo
nel. , I could almost swear I read your
obituary a ypar age!"
"It is quite likely you did, sir. Tito
papers down my way have had roy ohitn
ery in type for years, and it is possible
that one of them may have run it in by
accident."
Had Dona III Jifrnt. '
Uncle llosca did not foe able to con- i
tribute more than 75 cents to the mission- !
ary cause, and was not particularly en- .
thusiastic about giving even that. j
"You ought to give as the Lord has ;
prospered you." said Deacon Ironside. '
"I don't think the Lord'U ever accuse !
me of bein' ungrateful," answered Uncle
Hosea. "Six of my boys is preachers."
hit
Own
Your
Hair?
Following It I'p.
First Magnate Why do you always go
east on this line? It's not nearly as
short and direct as some of the others.
Second Magnate I know it, but in
tiying to get passes I have always found
this to be the line of least resistance.
Chicago Tribune.
Proximity,
Wareham Long How near did ye ever
come to bein rich?
Tuffold Knutt Well, I wuz next thing
to a millionaire wunst. Me an' ole Mun-
A Matter of Profitable Interest
to the Farmer and Dairyman
The problem of keeping sweet all the
atensils used in connection with milk
and cream selling, and butt r making,
has been a serious one with the farmer.
He has come to realize fully that the
slightest taint or hint of stateness left in
can, tin or churn mav ruin a whole
jutput ; that the taint which is left is in 1
Vt (s f.1 v r. f mm n tfl.lnU nilMir O 1 1 1
""." toburn happened to go on a toot the same
multiply in milk or butter, producing Qight an th(fy put us ,n adjoinin. cels
disastrous remits. !,t tne p'lice station."
The farmer has learned that hot water
won't rinse away the greasy residue in
iairv utensi s.
... , . ... x , . ?ase
lie nas learned inai soap leaves a Catarrh Cure.
rpniilna rif it.o r.un vrrKi,li ia if aiivtbinfT. I
. , . I We. the
tvr.e than the milk or cream residue, ' Cheney for the last 15 years,
ind it is little w onder that there has been
i constant clamor ior a dairy cle.inser
tnd sweetener that will meet modern
requirements.
A few of the largest creamery establish
ments have called experts into consul
tation on this problem and have with
Uiis scientific aid hit upon a product of
Df nature which exactly fills the bill
borax. Scientists have long known borax at
a cleanser, a sweetener and an ant:septic
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ise of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hail'i
F. J. CHENEY (SiCO.. Toledo. O
undersiKned, have known F. J.
end believe him
perfectly honorable In ali buimess transactions
ind financially able to carry out any obliga
tion made bv hi firm.
WALPINU, KINXAN & MARVIV,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.O
Hall's Catarrah Cure is aken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonial? sent free.
Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for Constipation.
The frouieui,
"Do you think it is as easy to make
1 fortune as It used to be?" asked the
ambitious youth.
"Easier," answered Senator Sor-
Jestroyerof bacteria and germ growths. Bnum- "The problem is to do it In
Deftrovs all that is harmful and pro- uch a way that your friends will eon-
t. Gee Wo
The woll known rollable
CHINESE
Root and Herb
DOCTOR
my mwovwred ana l Kv-
i to tne worm ui wonaor-
jt Jinn ninno urn mnay ti
3VJ root and h(Hm, nnd in thr-l
st in)
inn
iuTreirediwi.
No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Ued H Cures
Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knife
H Kimrantee to Cnro (.'nturrh. Anthnm. Lung,
Throat. KhcurnutUm. 3Sfvounr. Norton lability,
ftt munch, I.iwr. Kidney TrouMin:Rlno lcmX Manhood.
Female YVeuknen and All 1'rivnt Diet.irt.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking. China Safe, Sure
and Reliable.
IF VOn ARE AFI.NTF.n. I'ON-T DELAY.
LiKLAYH A Ht'. DANGKKOU8.
COlSSUUTATIOrS I-MEE3
Cf you cannot call, write foraympton blank and circu
lar Inflow 4 ren in slumps.
THE P. (J EE WO CHINESE MEPIt'INE CO.
162 12 First Bt., Cor. Murrinon. Portland, Oregon.
Fleane Mention This Taper.
I'rububle.
"I sometimes think," said Dubley,
"that it would be Interesting to trnce
the origin of some of the common
phrases of the day. For Instance, I
wonder who originated the expression,
'It never rains but It pours.' "
"Very likely," suggested Kidder, "it
wns Noah."
A Dnmper.
Marlon I showed papa those verses
fou wrote nie, and he seemed pleased.
Harry He did?
Marion Yes. lie said he was jj'ad
to see you were not a poet.
Shifting the Borden.
"When I started In business," said
Mr. Dustin Stax, reflectively, "I re
solved never to tell an untruth."
"And you kept your word?"
"Y5H. Whenever I had any delicate
business of that sort on hand I hired
an expert." Wn','""f"n tr.
1 tf. j
One of the
Essentials
of ihe happy homes of to-day Is 1
vast fund of Information as to the
best methods of promoting health and
happiness and right living and know
ledge of the world's best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to world
wide acceptance through the approval
of the Well-informed of the World;
not of Individuals only, but of the
many who have the happy faculty ol
selecting and obtaining the best the
world affords. ,
One of the products of that class,
of known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and
commended by the Well-Informed of
the World as a valuable and whole
some family laxative Is the well-known
Syrup of Figs and Llixir of Senna. To
get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co., only, and
for sale by all leading druggists.
The Kind You Have Always Kougrht lias borne the signa
ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision lor over HO years. Allow no 0110
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-prood" are but Experiments, and endanper the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Cnstoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops ami Soothing; Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It, cures Diarrhtca and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
Stomach and iiowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
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X MafWT"
In Use
For Over 30 Years.
tmi ciht.uk coomnt. tt Munnikv arncrr. new von errr.
mini jTW"m'
motes and pret-eives ireshness, sweet
ness and purity, relieving tho dairyman
and dairy housewife of drudgery and oi
needless work and worry.
Its cheapness and value should give it
first place in the necessities of every
dairy.
The cow's udder is kept in a clean,
healthy and smooth condition by wash
ing it with lorax and water, a table-
. spoonful of borax to two quarts of water.
I This prevents roughness and soreness
or cracked teats, which make milking
time a dread to the cow and a worry tc
the milker.
1 he modern cleanser of all dairy uten
sils consists of one tiiblespoonful of bor
ax to every quart of water needed. Re
member a tableepoonful equals fotn
teaspoonfuls. '
lie sure that you get pure borax. Tc
be sure, you must get "20 Mule Team
Borax.''
All dealers. A dainty book in colors,
cal ed 'lingle Book," sent free to an,
Mother sending name end address of hei
baby, and tops from two pound cartons
of "20 Mule Team" Package Borax, wilti
Sc in stamps.
Address Pacific Coast Borax Co., Oak
land, Cal.
At Jamestown.
A newly married counle was taklmr
in the Jamestown Exposition.
j "There's our biggest man-of-war,
dear,;' said the husband, pointing to
one of the vessels In the harbor.
I Just then n little tug was seen puff
ing around the big ship.
I 'And is the little one a tug-of-wnr.
Tom?" asked the wife. Success Maga
zine.
Girl, to B Pitied.
I know of many well-to-do middle
class families where the daughters.
having reecired the education of ca
nary birds, are launched on a sea of
gayety with a cargo of pretty smiles
and frocks to captivate husbands.
Ixmdon Madame.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMKXT is (fua'antoed to cure ant
ruse ofltehinif, Hlind. bleeding or Protruding
ilos in ti to H days or money refunded. 50c.
One Exception.
"I see that Friday comes on the 13th
this week. Doesn't it make you fetl
creepy V
"Me? I'm not superstitious. Fri
day is not the only day on which un
lucky things happen."
"But all the worst things happen on
Friday."
no, they don t. I was married
Tuesday." Cleveland I'lain Dealer.
tlnue
6tar.
to speak to you." Washington
IVot in tbe Market.
"When I go Into politics, I am go
ing to hire out my brains to the best
paying side."
"But when people hire brains they
want furnished thoughts; not empty
flats." Baltimore American.
Mo Aera will find Mrs. Wins'Iow's Soothing
Syrup the b. it remedy to use for their childrej
during the teething period.
The Xoralut ot tbe Worm,
Mollie I wish you were more like
Mr. Simpson.
Coddle My dear, If I were more like
Mr. Simpson, I should have married a
woman more like Mrs. Simpson. St.
Louis Post-Picrir"h.
The Proper Fee.
"What do I get for this stunt?" ask
ed the vain, but execrable, amateur.
"If I were a police magistrate," an
swered the manager, "you would get
30 days; but, as I am not, you'll simply
get out."
Rare Bird.
"I admire that parrot of yours," re
marked the visitor, rising to take hi de
parture. "It's the most sensible bird I've
seen for a long time."
"Why, he hasn't uttered a single word
since you came in," said the ownor of the
parrot.
"I know it. That's why I admire
him."
f"fn Bt. Vitas' Dance ana all ftcrvoug Diseases
. I O permanently cured by I)r. Kline's (r-at
erve Kosiorer. Herd for FRKE f 2 trial bottl and
treatise, iir. K. H.K11 je, LA.. 831 rch St., Patla.,Pa,
FT lit Be Worse.
Mamma "Your overcoat will nerer
fit you this winter."
Bobby "I know It won't, mamma,
but my skates will ; so don't let's
worry." Puck.
Epitaph.
Traveler, pause and drop a tear
For Timothy Squiggs, who once dwelt
here.
He vanished from our mortal sipht
When he thawed a can of dynamite.
Do you pin your hat to your
own hair? Can't do It?
Haven't enoush hair? It must
be you do not know Ayer's
Hair Vigor ! Here's an intro
duction! May the acquaint
ance result in a heavy growth
of rich, thick, glossyhair! And
we know you'll never be gray.
" I tlilnk that Aver' Hair Vijjnr In the mnt
wonderful hairirroner that wa eer mane. I
hnv uinl it for mime time aiid 1 CHn trutli
fuliv txy that I Htn (n ently pleaed with it. I
cheerfully iw.n.rn- nil It an a uplendid prepa- j
ration." Miss V. I'.i-.ixk, Way laud, Mich.
2Ude b-r.T.C. Ayr Co., Lowell, Mal.
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yers
i'esaitnixtlo View.
"Life," remarked the optimist, "I
made up of sunshine and sorrow."
"Yes," rejoined the pessimist, "but
the trouble is there are about nina
shndowq to one pnrMrxv"
Only One "BROMO QUININE."
That is LAX A TV E BROMO q CI. VINE. Look
for the signature of K. W. GROVE. Cse4 the,
World over to Cure a Cold in One bay. 25c.
The production of alcohol in France
during the ceafon of lfXr-10O is esti
mated at 70,.01" gallons. Of this
great quantity 8-1 per ceut was indus
trial alcohol.
Steel-Clad Grubber
Simplejt, Strongest,
EasieA Han died
Grabber Made.
Will pall MORE
nd LARGER
STOMPS with
LBSS EXPENSE
thia tnf other.
LJMATISM
CAN NOT BE .RUBBED AWAY
It is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the muscles,
nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching" with, the pains of
Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
external application, in an eflort to get relief from the disease, by producing
counter-irritation onthe flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo
rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it
does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more
than skin deep it is rooted and grounJed in the blood and can only be
reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY.
Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avemiea
of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. Thia
refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forma
uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of the
body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and paina
are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a timq
by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or
dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma
tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated
with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift
from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing
inflammation and swelling and such, terrible pains that the nervous system
is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomea
deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and
renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign
matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead
of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit
ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus
cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed
and nourished by rich, health-sustaining'
blood which completely and permanently
cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed
of both purifying and tonic properties,
just what is needed in every case of Rheu
matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but i3
made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices cf roots, herbs and
barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time
trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use cf S. S. S. and write
us about j'our case and our physicians will give 3-011 any information or
advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism.
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The Holy Fly.
Helen was watching some flies on
the window pane, when she called to
her mother: "Mamma, come and see
If this Is the bosom fly!"
"The bosom fly, child 1 What kind
of a fly Is that?"
"Oh, the one they sung about In
church last Sunday 'It me to thy
bosom fly.'" The Circle.
It Cures While You Walk.
Allen's Foot-Ease is a certain .-nm fr.-
iw eat iiijr, callus, an.l swollen, acli ing foot. Sold
. . . K(1Ar , ' rl,t - fon t acot
lllen S. Olmsted, Le Hoy, S. Y. tl
Kegrroea Teeth.
The whiteness and beauty of the
teeth of the African negroes are gen
erally ascribed to the food which they
eat and to favorable climatic condi
tions, but these Ignorant native take
special care of the toetk and are fa-'
miliar with many remedies for the
treatment of dental diseases. Mun
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