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II KENSIDE BY MRS. MARY J. HOLMES Anther f "Dora Itrane," "The Entlish Orphans " " Homes'ead en the Kllls'de," "Lem Rivera," " McadowBrook," " I cm peat and Sunsb.ne," "Cousin Maude," etc. CHAPTER VII. (Continue.!.) "If I could only lake her something." lie said, glancing ruefully around his of fice. "Now, if she were Jessie, nuts and raisins might answer but she must not eat such trash as that," and he set him self to think again, just as Guy Rem ington rode up, bearing in his hand a most exquisite bouquet. "I thought you might be going down to Honedale, as I knew you returned last night, so I brought these llowers for your patient with my compliments, or if you prefer I give them to you, and you can thus present them as if coming from jotirself." "As if I would do that," the doctor answered. "Did you arrange it, or your Hardener?" he asked, and when Guy re plied that the merit of arrangement, if merit there were, belonged to himself, he lioan to deprecate his own awkward ness and want of tact. "Here I have iieeu cudgeling my head this half hour trying to think what I could take her as a peace offering, and could think of noth ing, while you Well, you and 1 are different entirely. You know just what is proper just what to say, and when to say it while I am a perfect bore." Guy regarded his friend attentively, noticing that extra care had been bestow ed upon his toilet, that the collar was fresh from the laundry, and the new cravat tied in a most unexceptionable manner, instead of being twisted into a hard knot, with the ends looking as if they had been chewed. "Doc," he said, when his survey was completed, "how old are you twenty five or twenty-six?" "Twenty-five just your age why?" and the doctor looked with an expression so wholly innocent of Guy's real meaning that the latter, instead of telling why, replied : "Oh! nothing; only I was wondering If you would do to be my father. Agnes, I verily believe, is more than half in love with you ; but, on the whole, I would not like to be your son ; so I guess you d bet ter take someone younger say Jessie You are only eighteen years her senior." The doctor stared at him amazed, and when he had finished said with the ut most candor : "What has that to do with Madeline? I thought we were talking of her." "Innocent as the newly born babe," was Guy's mental comment, as he con gratulated himself ou his larger and more varied experience. . And truly Dr. Holbrook was as simple hearted as a child, never dreaming of Guy's meaning, or that any emotion save a perfectly proper one had a lodgment in liis breast as he drove down to Hone dale, guarding carefully Guy's bouquet, and wishing he knew just what he ought to say when he presented it. The perspiration was standing under Maddy's hair, and when the doctor step ped across the threshold, and she knew he really was coming near her, it oozed out upon her forehead in big, round drops, while her cheeks glowed with a feverish heat. Thinking he should get along with it better if he treated her just as he would Jessie, the doctor confronted her at once, and asked : "How is my little patient to-day?" A faint scream broke from Maddy's lips, and she involuntarily raised her hands to thrust the stranger away. This Mack-eyed, black-haired, thick-set man was not Dr. Holbrook, for he was taller and more slight, while she had not ben deceived In the dark brown eyes which, even while they seemed to be mocking her, had worn a strange fascination for the maiden of fourteen and a half. The doctor fancied her delirious again, and this reassured him at once. Dropping the bouquet upon the bed. he clasped one of her hands in his, and without the slightest idea that she comprehended him, said, soothingly: "IVor child, are you afraid of me the doctor. Dr. Holbrook?" Maddy did not try to withdraw her hand, but raishig her eyes, swimming in tears, to his face, she stammered . p'.it.:v "What does it mean, and where is he the one" who asked me those dread-" ful questions? thought,. that, was Dr, Holbrook." Here was a dilemma something for which the doctor was not prepared, and with a feeling that he would not be tray Guy. he said : "No; that was someone else a friend of mine-but I was there in the back office. Don't you remember me? I'lease don't grow excited. Compose yourself, and I will explain all by and by." Maddy was disappointed, and it took her some time to rally sufficiently tT con vince the doctor that she was not flighty, as he termed it; but composing herself at last, she answered all hi questions, and then, as he saw her eyes wandering to ward the bouquet, he suddenly remember ed that it was nt yet presented, and placing it in her hands, he said: "You like flowers, I know, and these j are for you. I " "Oh ! thank you, thank you, doctor ; I am so glad. I love them so much, and you are so kind. What made you think to bring them? I wanted flowers so badly; but I could not have them, be cause I was sick and did not work in the garden. It was so good in you," and in her delight Maddy's tears dropped upon th fair blossoms. For a moment the doctor was sorely tempted to keep the credit thus enthu siastically given; but he was too truth ful for that, and ho watching her as her eyes glistened with pleasure, he Slid : "I am glad you like them. Miss Clyde, and so will Mr. Remington be. He seut them to you from his conservatory."" "Not Mr. Remington from Aiknside not Jessie's brother?" and Maddy's eyes uow fairly danced as they sought the doctor's face. Yv, Jessie's brother. He came here with her. He is interested in you, and brought these down this morning." "It was Jessie, I guess, who sent them." Maddy suggested, but ths doctor persisted that it was Guy. t "He wished me to present them with his compliments. He thought they might please you." "Oh! they do, they do!" Maddy replied. "They almost make me well. Toll him how much I thank him, and like him, too, though I never saw him." The doctor opened his lips to tell her she had seen him, but changed his mind ere the words were uttered. She might not think as well of Guy, he thought, and there was no harm in keeping it back So Maddy had no suspicion that the face she thought of so much belonged to Guy Remington. She had never seen him, of course, but she hoped she would some time, so as to thank him for his gen erosity to her grandfather and his kind ness to herself.- Then, as she remem bored the message she had sent him, she began to think that it sounded too fa miliar, and said to the doctor : "If you please, don't tell Mr. Rem ington that I said I liked him only that I thank him. He would think it queer for a poor girl like me to send such word to him. He is very rich, and handsome, and splendid, isn't he?" "Yes, Guy's rich and handsome, and everybody likes him. We were in col lege together." "You were?" Maddy exclaimed. "Then you know him well, and Jessie, and you've been to Aikenside often? There's nothing in the world I want so much as to go to Aikenside. They say it is so beautiful." "Maybe I'll carry you up there some day when you are strong enough to ride," the doctor answered, thinking of his light buggy at home, and wondering he had not used it more, instead of always riding on horseback. Dr. Holbrook looked much older than he was, and to Maddy he seemed quite fatherly, so that the idea of riding with him, aside from the honor it might be to her. struck her much as riding with Farmer Green would have done. The doctor, too, imagined that his proposition was prompted solely from disinterested motives, but he found himself wondering how long it would be before Maddy would be able to ride a little distance, just over the hill and back. He was tiring her all out talking to her; but somehow it was very delightful there in that sick room, with the summer sunshine stealing through the window and falling upon the soft reddish-brown head resting on the pillows. Once he fixed those pillows, ar ranging them so nicely that grandma, who had come in from her hens and yeast cakes, declared "he was as handy as a woman," and after receiving a few general directions with regard to the fu ture, "guessed, if he wasn't in a hurry, she'd leave him with Maddy a spell, as there were a few chores she must do." The Aikenside carriage was standing at Mrs. Conner's gate when he returned, and Jessie came running out to meet him, followed by Guy. while Agnes, in the most becoming riding habit, sat by the window, looking as unconcerned at his arrival as if it were not the very event for which she had been impatiently wait ing. Jessie was a great pet with the doctor, and, lifting her lightly in his arms, he kissed her forehead and said : "I have seen Maddy Clyde. She asked for you, and why you do not come to see her, as you promised." "Mother won't let me," Jessie answer ed. "She says they are not fit associates for- a Remington." There was a sudden flash of contempt on the doctor's face, and a gleam of wrath in Agnes' eye as she motioned Jessie to be silent, and then gracefully received the doctor. Guy seized the first favorable opportunity to inquire after Madeline. She was improving rapidly, the doctor said, adding: "You ought to have seen her delight when I gave her your bou quet." "Indeed," and Agnes bridled haught ily, "I did not know that Guy was in the habit of sending bouquets to such as this Clyde girl. I really must report him to Miss; Atherstone." v Guy's' seat' w;as very near to Agnes, and' wlule a cloud overspread his . fine featurss, he said" to her in an aside: "I'lease say in your report that the worst ttting-.'about this Clyde girl is that she aspires to be a teacher, and possibly a governess." There was an emphasis on the last word which silenced Agnes and set her to beating her French gaiter on the caj--pet ; while Guy, turning back to the doc tor, replied to his remark : "She was pleased, then?" "Yes ; she must be vastly fond of flow ers, though I sometimes fancied that the fact of being noticed by you afforded al most as much satisfaction as thi! bouquet itself. She evidently regards you as a superior being, and Aikenside as a second Paradise, and asking innumerable ques tions about you and Jessie, too." "Did she honor me with an inquiry?" Agnes aked, sarcastically, though she was greatly interested as well as reliev ed by the reply : "Yes; she said she heard Jessie's moth er was a beautiful woman, and asked if you were not born in F.ngland." "She's mixed me up with Lucy. Guy. you must go down and enlighten her," Agnes said, laughing merrily and appear ing more at ease than she had since Maddy Clyde had been the subject of conversation. Guy did not go down to Honedale but fruit and flowers found their way to the old red cottage, always brought by Guy's man. Duncan, and always accom panied by Mr. Remington's compliments. Once, hidden among the rosebuds, was a childish note from Jessie, some of it printed and some of it in the uneven hsnd of a child just commencing to write : It was as follows: "Dear Maddy I think that is such a pretty name, and so does Guy, so does the doctor, too. I want to come see you,, but mamma won't let me. I think of you ever so much, and so does Guy, I guess, for he sends you lots of things. Guy Is a nice brother, and is 'moat as r tells us about you when he conic Aikenside. I wish h"l come oftener, for I love him a bushel don't you? Yours respectfully, JKSSIR AGNKS UKMINGTOX. "1. S. I am going to tuck this in jnav for fun, riht among the buds, where you must look for it." This note Maddy read and reread until she knew it by heart, particularly the part relating to Guy. Hitherto she had not particularly liked her name, greatly pre erring that it should have been Eliza Ami, or Sarah Jane; but the knowing that Guy Remington fancied it made a ...... Jin- .. i i. t,..Qn,i ... vast HiffVrencn nml ,11,1 nmch toward re- old as mamma. Ain't that funny know my fust ina is dead. The eonciling her. She did not even notice b7 a large committee of promi the clause, "and the doctor, too." His nt men with a view of getting the attentions and likings she took as a mat- measure before the voters for their con fer of course, so quietly and so con- sideration. Efforts will be made by stantly had they been given. The day those who have drafted and are pro was very long now which did not bring moting the measures to form a Peoples' him to the cottage; but she missed him Power league and to raise $3,000 to de- much as she would have missed her broth- fray the expenses of the coming earn er, if she had one, though her pulse al- paign to be carried on for the success ways quickened and her cneeKs giowea when she heard him at the gate. The motive power did not lie deeper than a great friendliness for one who had been instrumental in saving her life. 1 hey had talked over the matter of her lamina- tion, the doctor blaming himself more than was necessary for his ignorance as to what was required of a teacher; but when she asked who was his prosy, he had again answered, evasively : "A friend from Hoston." And this lie did to shield Guy, who he knew was enshrined in the little maiden's heart as a paragon of all excellence. CHAPTER VIII. Latterly the doctor had taken to driv- ing in his buggy, and when Maddy was strong enough he took her with him one day, himself adjusting the shawl which grandma wrapped around her. and pull- ing a little farther on the white sunbon- net which shaded the sweet pale face, I Leflb T A MoBride, Henry E. No where the roses were just beginning to Q. g j McA1jister p McKer n . , r J It " ; . ' Vi,: V. " nt "iw she never tired. Gov ReminVtnn Jessie. and Aikenside. '"I sunnose Mr. Guv will he brinadne a wife there some day when he finds one," and leaning back in the buggy Maddy heaved a little sigh, not at thoughts of Guy Remington's wife, but because she began to feel tired, and thus gave vent to her weariness. The doctor, however, did not so con strue it. f or the first time when listen ing to her as she talked of Guy, a keen throb of pain shot through his heart, a something as near akin to jealousy as it was possible for him to feel. But all unused as he was to the workings of love, he did not at that moment dream of such an emotion in connestion with Made line Clyde. "Yes, Guy will undoubtedly marry," he began, just as over the top of the easy hill they were ascending horses' heads were visible, and the Aikenside carriage appeared in view. "There he is now," he exclaimed, adding quickly: "No ; there's only a lady inside. It must be Agnes." It was Agnes driving out alone, for the sole object of passing a place which had a singular attraction for her, the old red cottage in Honedale. She recognized the doctor, and guessed whom he nad witn him. Putting up her glass, she scrutin- ized the little figure bundled up m shawls, while she smiled her sweetest smile upon the doctor. "Oh, wl at a handsome lady ! Who is she?" Maddy asked. That was Jessie's mother, Mrs. Agnes Remington," the doctor replied. "She'll feel flattered with your compliment." "I said what I thought. She is hand some, beautiful, and so young, too. Was that a gold bracelet that flashed so on her arm? I wonder if I'll ever wear one like that?" "Would you like to?" the doctor asked glancing at the small white wrist, around officers face to face with public dis which the dark calico sleeve was closely charge for incompetency they would do buttoned. "Y.-e-s," came hesitatingly from Mad- dy, who had a strong passion for jewelry. 1 "I guess I would, though grandpa classes all such things with the pomps and vani- ties, which I must renounce when I get to De good, i ve seeu omy h uu oi pomp , , t , . l , . e and vanity, but I must sav that I like !.uV? i. o,, t ... a It's very wicked, I know," she kept on, 1 as she met the queer expression of the doctor's face; "and I know you think me so bad. You are a Christian, I sup. (To be continued.) Cut Hate Contributors. In a certain pari-di of Greater New York the rector, while admonishing his flock on Sunday last that the collection basker receipts were steadily growing less, took occasion to declare that "cer tain parishioners contribute according to their means, but others give In keep ing with their meanness." He added that in measure such exhibitions of false pretense reminded liim of the story told of the pilgrim fathers upon their arrival at Plymouth Rock, "First they fell upon their knees; then thoy fell upon the aborigines." The l-'ollj- of Ilflny. It is one of the strangest things !n life how few people have settled in their own minds what it is they really want or who will take the trouble in lie .appy. "I have often thought how much I should like to do so and so," , we hear people sav. and nine times out of ten it is something thev could very easily have done, onlv they always put t .ft r ..mi,, i, vo.wt.itor it oil. Jonuoii NcuiTor. Unick FinKen. The dexterity of a modern virtuoso's PiiKers made a deep impression on an oid farmer who was among the audi ence at a piano recital. Chipping Itoth hands suddenly down upon his km-ces, he was heard to exclaim. "I'd give $100 to have that man pick peas for me!" Pens mad.- of rel on the same lines to simmer slowly. Cook until very soft, tdd two pounds of sugar and . three Rlncksmlth Tha knows Mm. 'B was as the steel icn have Ikhmi found In the J rub through a colander and returu to giiart of vinegar; also two tablespoon- ' mayor one year, tombs of Kgypt dating probably 2,o0? the fire with sugar to taste, a dash of fui, each of ci0Ves, cinnamon. glnr, - 0,(1 Man Xay. 'e never got as Mgh years B. C. cinnamon. If It Is liked, and the juice j aiigce and mustard and a doien finely that 'E or nbbut ex-mayor.: I of a small lemon. Stir until the sugar ' chopped green peppers .Boll araln from ,,nch- Re true to your word, your work and la aisaolved. then take from the flre! to two hours, and sal 1 class or The moat wearisome cross of re-; rour friend.-John Boyle O Reilly. ,nd aside to cool. I earth llglon la a poor preacher. REVOLUTIONIZE LEGISLATIVE MJM Adoption of Proposed Changes Will Make a Radical C!ian?j in Representation-Recall Measure Will Lift from Cffice All Who Fail to Do Their Duty Drafts of constitutional amendments lie treasury the whole amount of its and laws sought to be adopted by thejexPense for the preceding election. people of Oregon have been prepared I The proposed bill for the eelection of , .. ! United States senators by a vote of the and are being circulated throughout the i i u-. ..j u t "u re uel,1B Cireuimwi WirollgllOUI U1B 0f fcie measures. Included in the list of the measures which are being presented are: An amendment to the state constitution providlng for the recall 0f UDWOrthy office hold thedraft of a bm io'r ., ... TT ., , , , . 'he dect on ?f fUnl fd States senators ? Wle8 instruction; the draft of a Din providing ror proportional repte eentation and majority elections, and a draft of the Huntley corrupt practice act. Those who have compiled the list oi amendments and bills and are now sending them out and asking for the formation of a people s league are: Johnathan Bourne, Jr., Earl C. Bron- augh, Jeiry Bronaugh, W. C. Bristol, Lee M. Clark, H. W. Drew, C. H. Gram, Thomas G. Greene, Clyde V. i Huntley. J. E. Hedges, V. R. Hyde, I n w Hohomh. Harrv Tn. T. M. cher, P. McDonald, G. M. Or on, B. Lee Paget, C. Scheubel, Ben Selling, A1x Bweek, C. E. 8. Wood, Frank Williams, W. S. U'Ren and John C Young. I In discussing the measures which ' they have placed before the people the promoters set out their ideas as fol- , lows: "We believe all citizens agree that every political party should be repre sented in the government in proporiion to the number of its suporters among the people; that no political party should ever have a greater majority oi the officers of government than it has of the votes of the people; that the people should be able to express their disapproval of any officer's acts by re ddling him from office; that the people should elect and choose their United States senators; that character, and not tne possession oi weaitn, or tne secret or pubile supj O't of great corporations, . of wealtrjy citizens, should be of ad- vantage to any man aBpinng to public office. The measures herein offered by members of the People's Power league of Oregcn are expected to aid in obtain- , ing thee results." In discussing the recall amendment lo the constitution the proposers say it , be second only to the initiative . an(i referendum. It is nointed out that the people of the state cannot now re i call an officer once elected without ' proving him guilty of a crime beyond a reasonable doubt. It is poinetd out that almost contin uallj' district attorneys and sheriffs contend tvey are unable to enforce the laws, or an assessor says it is impossi ble to assess all properly fairly or to make great wealth bear its just share of the burden cf government. It is ar gued that if one-fourth of the voters of the state or district cou d hnnw Buch their work or else the people would get officers who would do it for them. It : flE8erred that should the law be p8gged the mere threat of invoking it would be effective in the great major- ity 0f cases and the people would hear ' j r 1 . :fQir,; .u Jiif,, " 'V. W1 " office and more of maintaining its eft- ca In In the draft itself it is provided that 25 per cent of the voters who cast their votes for an election of justice of the Supreme court at the election prior to the action for recall may file their pe tition demanding the recall of an offi cer who is not enforcing the law. The petition ghall set forth the rea sons for demanding the recall and if the officer does not resign within five days after the filing of the petition then a special election shall be held within 20 days to determine whether or net the officer shall be recalled. On the fample ballots at this election the petitioners shall set forth in not more than 200 words the reasons for their action while the officer t-hall set forth in another 200 words his justifi cation for his acts. At this Eame elec tion other candidates for the office shall be nomii;a'ed and the one receiving the highest vote in nomination 6hall be deemed to be elected. In the event the accused official re- ceives the highest number of votes at the election he shall remain in office. Petitions of recall may be filed against members of the legislature after he has eerved five days or longer in the first session following his election. In the case of other officers six months must elaP89 before such a petition is filed. After cne recal) petition has been , .,' .... fi d and election held no other petition may be filed against the same officer un'ess the petitioners pay into the pub- . ... Apple Sauce. vBu out uu ut tai .w.r. Slice them from the core, add Just enough water to keep them from burn- Ing and set at the side o? the range jjvipic is ouuti aiiu iu me jjijuu. iu effect it is nothing more than an ex pressed instruction of the legislature by the people to vote for one candidate for senator. It is argued that after such an instruction no politician would put his private opinion above the voted expres sion of the people of the state. The Dill says: "Section 1. That we, the people of the state of Oregon, hereby instruct our representatives and senators in our leg islative assembly, as such officers, to vote for and elect the candidates for United States senator from this state who receive the highest votes at our general elections." In argument for the proportional rep resentation bill, it is shown that the piesent house of representatives in the Oregon legislature is composed of 59 Republicans and one Democrat. If the voters in the state were represented in proportion to the ratio of their numeri cal strength as shown at the last elec tion the house would be composed of aoubt 33 Republicans, 20 Democrats, four Socialists and three Prohibition members. It is further pointed out that since 1893 the Republicans have always had from 44 to 59 of the mem bers of the house, theugh in 1895 and 1896 the vote of the Republican party throughout the state was less than one half of all the votes cast. It is argued that proportional repre sentation would give each party a fair proportional vote in the legislature, just as it has in the general elections. The text of the proposed law is as fol lows: "Section 16. In all electiona au thorized by this constitution until otherwise provided by law, the person or persons receiving the highest num ber of votes shall be declared elected, but provision may be made by law for elections by equal proportional repre sentation of all the voters for every office which is filled by the election of two cr more persons whose official du ties, rights and powers are equal and concurrent. Every qualified elector resident in his precinct and registered, as may be required by law, may vote for one per- son for each office. Provision may be made by law for the voter's direct or indirect expression of his first, second or additional choices anion the candi- J4. X T . - ill . L - L is filled by the election of one person .. v. J . , . , I, ; it may be required by law that the per-1 son elected shall be the final choice of , a mpjority of the electors voting for candidates for that office. These prin ciples may be applied by law to nomi nations by political parties and organ izations." The Huntley corrupt practice act is knovn to a great many of the people of the state, as it is the bill which was introduced in the last session of the legislature by Huntley, of Clackamas, and defeated on the ground that it was too voluminous and detailed. ! In brief, it provides for the regulation of all elections as to campaign expens es, setting out a maximum expense , I 1J Ti. I people, both at the primaries and at the general elections. These amounts are gr ded according to the importance of the office and the scope of the cam- l" uie am paign necessary to present the candi-1of fo1,ow tl,e ka,1,'r date before the people. Rigid pro-1 "P- hoP. hippety-hop, backward nnd ,:,. I'"'!", are made against indirect cam- 'ontributions and secret expens- es, and it is required that all political parties must file statements of expense, as must the candidates, with the ofR- cials having record jurisdiction over the I positions fcr which the candidates are contesting. Drainer for Wanh Boiler. A simple device that greatly adds to rhe usefulness of the washboller Is a recent patent of an Oregon man. As shown In the Illus tration, It consists of a drainer that Is attached to the top of the wash boiler. The drain er is formed of a series of parallel CLOTHKS UUAINER rods, which rest on the top of the ivashboiler. Kach rod terminates into I hook designed to engage the beaded :1m of the boiler. Around the edges of the rod Is a projecting ledge, to pre sent the water dripping on the floor. After wringing out the clothes they are xmvenlently placed on the drainer, the water dripping back Into the boiler, rhe device Is readily removed when de ll red. The Beat War to Do It If J fi A writer gives a recipe for making saw that three feet of the nose of my 6tale cookies fresh. The best recipe on lioard was clear out of water and rld the subject, however, Is to make new ng on the nlr. I shifted my weight ones. Fresh cookies are a delight, but forward and made the nose come down, stale ones an abomination, and no self- Then I lay, quite at rest In the midst respecting housekeeper should tolerat of the wild movement, and watched the them nor spend time trying to restorl shore and the bathers on the beach them to freshness. j grow dlstlru-t. I didn't cover quite a , quarter of a mile on that knve, because, German Plcklea. to nrevent the lionrrl from rtlrlnor I One peck of green tomatoes and elfbt large onions. Slice and mix with a cup- fuI of Mt Jjet and flTo or gt nouri uI.Bn and a(M one qnart f vinegar and 0nart of water. Aialn drain and FLAT DWELLERS' WAYS. Watering the Klre Kuril pe (lurilcn I'lpe-Smokliitf "What I don't undei-shind," snlii Mrs. Flatdwollor, to a New York Sun niiin, "Is the way some folks water the plants thoy keep on the fire escape, "Now, you hop, we've got a few plants out of your fire escape-, nnd when I water thcni I take cure always mot to flood either the iots or the saucers. There are people living under us, nnd it is not impossible that they might have out on their Are escaiie something drying, or they might have plants there that they don't want water to drip on. if they have nothing there they don't want water dripping down from above anyway, because It would spatter from the Are escape to the windows. "I have lived under people, nice peo ple, too, who seemed to forget entirely that there was Miiylwdy living under them, and who would simply pour water on their plants nnd let It run down in streams to spatter everywhere. Don't you think it's queer about that?" "What gets me," said Mr. Flatdwell er, "Is how a mnn can sit at an oikmi window smoking n pipe ami when he gets through smoking knock the ashes out of his pipe on the window sill. "There may be sparks in the pipe as well as ashes, and both are liable to be blown into open windows below. I don't exactly see how men can be so thoughtless ns to do this, but some men are. So, you see, women nre not the only thoughtless creatures. There are thoughtless men also. "Hut I don't pour water down the fire escapes," said Mrs. Flatdweller, "and you don't kuock ashes out of tho window." "True," said Mr. Flatdweller, grow ing philosophical now, "but if we should consult our neighbors nnd they would tell us frankly, I dare sny that we should discover that we do, with out thinking, things that they don't like, just ns they do some things that don't strike us pleasantly. It is so much easier for us to see the faults of others than it is for us to realize our own." RABBIT DANCERS. o COOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK)OOCXX0000 A captured rabbit brought an even ing's amusement to a party of campers , the Rocky Mountains. In "Nimrod's Wife" Mrs. Grace Seton tells of secur- i Ing the rabbit in the "telescope case," a good-sized valise made of leatherold. j which ncted as a sounding board to his drumming. "If there nre any rabbits within hearing they will come. The little fel- : low Is thumping for them. It's the rnb- . ,.T.n A, , .. . rod. There, did you see that? Keep . . . , , 4 ,L "' A big rabbit had dashed Into the cir cle of the firelight. In a few minutes another flitted in. Thump! thump! could be heard from different parts of tlve forest Bobby brought out a lighted acety- lene lantern. The rabbits, startled at first by the strange liht, were quiet, also watching. Then one bold chap, moved by curiosity, Implied cautiously near : others followed. No harm result- incr. the first olio ndvanceil still nramr n,i i01,ed across the natch of lighted ground. One, a dozen rabbits, big and little, followed him. Circling, he came l "Sin nnd again, each time nearer to the queer little sun. What he did others did, In augmenting numbers, un- ",rm "na rounu went t.ne snanows, a fflry scene.- Rut a venturesome jack came to the lamp In his investi- gatlons that he burned his nose and sprang back. Instantly every rabbit disappeared. For long we sat quiet, hoping for a re- turn of our entertainers, but the charm was broken; JllilltiK the South Sen Snrf. "I shall never forgeUthe first big wave I caught out there in the deep water," says Jack London In the Wom an's Home Companion. "I saw It com ing, turned my back on It and pad dled for dear life. Faster and faster my hoard went, until it seemed my would drop off. What was hapiMMiing behind me I could nottell. One can not look behind and paddle the wind mill stroke. I heard the crest of the wave hissing and churning, and thn my board was lifted and flung for ward. I scarcely. knew what happened the first half-minute. Though I kept my eyes open, I could not see nnv- thinf? for l wag buried In the rushing white of the crest. Rut I did not mind. I was chiefly conscious of ecstatic bliss at having caught the wave. At the end of the half-iiiinute, however, I be gan to see things nnd to breathe. I ,hiftoi woirht- hnct i.ut ohif if too far, and fell down the rear slope of tne wave." '- Alwayn i.ate. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQ 1