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RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY It Is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the miiscle9, nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching with the pains of 1X3 ! apt w mrn w iue liniment Dottle, or some other HewittWhat did they charge you a ?nte lt that summer hotel? Jewltt-I vounter-irntation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo- ouly know tho mhintll r)rlceTowii ranly, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it : TZ prlcc.-lovwi does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more I than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be I F,rst Commuter What do you do reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BJ$ RUBBED AWAY. wltn J'0"'1? evenings? Second Corn Rheumatism is due to an excess cf tiric acid in the blood, brought about by muter I lake the 5 :C3 train from the the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues city. Puck. of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This "How was the comic opera?" "My refuse matter, com in;? in contact with the different acids cf the body, forms wife thought the costumes were din- T r s -A, t.m uiuou arm uibirioiueu io aa pans ot iuq gustiug." "I guess I'll go." Louisville body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains Courier-Journal pre only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time r, , . , , by surface treatment, they will reappear ct the first exposure to cold or I Cowk Now we ve ad words' you 11 dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheunia- , be Iook.ln' for another cook to keep tisin can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated "Wy with? Policeman Not me. with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift,1'11 sturve first ! Punch, from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing! Hadsuin I want a good revolver. Inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system i Dealer A six-shooter? Hadsum Net Is often shattered, the health undermined, and ncrhana t!ir - - ' j - X " ' - " w mimv i, in o w lci I a iVi t oeiormea ana crippled lor lite. J. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and ' cat next door. Ally Sloper, renovates the rirrulatinri tiv Tipiifr-i1i'-7i'riri-1i oJrlo o,1 -.11 t I matter from thesvstcm. Tt WIirr,,a i;,. 4i, .. 4i.-. :a Ne wed Don t you believe that mar- of a went, sour at, tt1 v it. . rIage broadens a man 01dwed- ell in? acrid and corrosive rnnftrr it, tho mm. i 1 know fttout tlmt ' but usl1' rips tiprvpe I'ninfa nn,1 Vo ,'Q f,l i alIy niakes him shorter. Cleveland , . '..VUMMWUW, Vi.l. WUUJf and nourished by rich, health-sustaining , 1!Un lx'aIer- blood which completely and permanently "Now that your son's In college, I cures Rheumatism. B. S. S. is composed suppose he'll be getting very exclusive; of both purifying and tome properties ( he'll be getting Into the 400." "Oh, he's just what is needed in every case of Rheu- ;more exclusive than that already : he's matism. it contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but 13 on the nine." Philadelphia Press. K en??y of PmS. healin5?1extracft? d juices of roots herbs and j ..Do d bltselml, as a heaUh. barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time fn, ,.nmp?.. ..w . nnswor(, llh trv tKrtnmhn Mv1 flicr.ac ..o,. 1H.; ,.o t o o o ,i : : Iul Kme t Well, answered tUe pby us about your case and our physicians will give you any information or I 8icIa"' 1 'h;,uld ""V "fbt,to do a adviVejpsirpflfrpfr.fH,r,rfrot,l wiilc,lo,Mt.:J.M r.i .great deal toward strengthening peo- PURELY VEGETABLE THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm, At Culross Abbey in Fife, Scotland, a tombstone bas been found which is be lieved to date from the fourth century of the Christian era. For a violin by Petrns Guarnerius, dated 1005, 200 was given at a recent sale in London ; while one by Nicholas Lupot fetched 240. Americans and American capita are going into Ceylon to assist in the devel opment of the tea-growing industry this year as never before. . Preference. The Court Six years at hard labor. You'll get a chance to learn a trade, my man. Burglar Judge, couldn't I bo per mitted to learn it by er correspond ence course? Puck. Her Given Age. Bacon The average age of persons arrested In New York City is 22Vj years and one out of five is a woman, Egbert I suppose the age liable to be given by the woman brings the nver age away down. Yonkers Statesman. Not Conclusive. Society Loader What ! Is thnre ft re port out that I am going to mnrry Col. Oazoop? Why, I don't even know him Matronly friend That proves noth ing, my dear. I have been married to Dr. Permarvrnn for thirty-seven jears, and I don't know him even yet. Said Sbe. Trof. MrOoozIe (suddenly checking himself) Pardon me. Miss Genevieve, for talking so long. When I get started on my hobby I never know when to stop. I ought not to have assumed, anyhow, that you are interested in antiques. Miss de Muir Indeed I nin, professor. I could listen to you for hours. Somewhat Different. The honeymoon was only a memory. "On our wedding day," ste said, "I was under the Impression that you had filled my heart with sunshine." "Well?" he queried. "But I find." she continued, 'that It was only moonshine." Chicago News. I'leaaant for Clarence. The sharp, penetrating voice of the young woman's mother rang out on the still night air. "Marie, come in the hotfse this minute! Haven't I told jW " "Mamma," interrupted an equally sharp voice, appearing to come from somewhere on the front porch, "this isn't Jack ! This is Clarence !" Sir Henry Samuel, who was a Union ist candidate for Parliament, is the au thor of this bull: "The legislative par den of the Liberals is an arid swamp." The Limit. Blggs-The Dopsons are very exclu sive, I understand. Dlggs Yes. Indeed. Why, they even have wire screens on their doors and windows so their flies can't get out and associate with the flies of their neighbors. Hurrah." The history of many a race may be read In its battle cry. The "Banzai !" of the Japanese, the "Faghaghballah !" of the Irish, and our own "Hurrah!" have found their origin far back In history. Although many authorities have de clared that the word "hurrah" Is a de velopment of the Jewish "Hosannah," the consensus of opinion now is that it strengthening peo ple's lungs." Washington Star. Comparative Stranger What's all the excitement about? Summer Board er Nothing; just a lynching. The man who wrote the folders about this place Is coming down on the train. Puck. Yeast Our boarding-house lady has been taking cooking lessons, and she says next week she Is going to try her hand In her own kitchen. Crlmsonbeak Is that a threat or a promise? Yon kers Statesman. First Boy Did you really win three prizes at school? Second Ditto Yes, and one was for my excellence of mem ory. "How did you win the others?" 'The others? I forget what they were for." Black and White. Father Well, how does your husband succeed with his art? Does he sell any pictures? Daughter I should think so! Why, there Is not a single one left of those you gave us for a wedding pres ent. Fllegende Blatter, Mrs. Goodart I always feel so sorry for those jK)or shop girls: they're so My Ha ins Scracjgly Do you like It? Then why be contented with It? Have to be? Oh, no! Just put on Ayer's Hair Vigor and have long, thick hair; soft, even hair; beautiful hair, without a single gray line in it. Have a little pride. Keep young just as long as you can. ' I am fifty-ieven yar old, nl until r cently my hair wm very (rmy. But lu a few week Ayer'i Hair VIor restored the natural color to my hair ao now there is not a tirnj hair to be aeeu." J. W. Uansok, Boulder Creek, Cat. . O. Arer Co.. Lowell. Maaa. ao manufacturer of SARSAPARILLA. PILLS. CUERRV PECT0BAL. iers lie '1'oolc n neat. As It Is undoubtedly true that one man's meat may be another man's poi son, so It happens sometimes that what seems like work to one person is re garded as recreation by another. "Had a good lecture on Alasky, didn't we,Eb?"asked one of Mr. Dodd's neigh bors, meeting him the day after the lecture. "To sit there peaceful as pie for two hours, hearing him reel off the Information and seeing those pictures cast on the screen, was a grand rest for me, beat out with crauberrying as I be." "It was a good enough talk," admit ted Mr. Dodd, In a grudging tone, "but It didn't rest me any to speak of. Be tween having to set stock still without a chance to get In a word for two nior tal hours and crane my neck looking at those views, I was pretty well wore when I got home. "But I took the lantern out Into the woodshed, and by the time I'd split u a week's kindlings I felt kind o' rested an' calmed down." OLD "llNOCHLE." Odd Character Who la Getting- nteh tiff Need of Cornell S-tuilenU. With the close of the whool year at Cornell University, Aaron Wells, more widely known at "Pinochle," reaps a golden harvest. Stnudents who are hard up go to him nt this time and Ikjitow money, sometimes on notes and frequently "on honor" only, but they one nnd all have to pay old Pinochle fat Interest. Wells Ix'gnn business there ten years ago practically without a dollar. Too poor to pay rent, he stood on the street offering to buy second-hand wearing apparel of any kind. Now he has a pretentious clothing store and it is as much of a landmark as the Dutch .Kitchen or the office of the registrar of ith- university. Five men are nrw em- ployed by the Industrious clothier, who makes a small fortune In this business alone. Ills agents still hang around on the corners, but Pinochle only goes up the hill when telephoned for. Every once In a while swell fraternltv men will summon him up to the house and there is a grand clearance sale. Suits that have only been worn for one season, dress clothes that are a bit too small, overcoats of the most fashionable styles, all are thrown toward the little clothing man with the fjuery, "Whaf am I bid?" Sometimes the clothes are fairly worn out; more often the owner 's pretty hard up, and In both cases they are sold for a ridiculously low price. A suit that cost $40 will go to Pin ochle for $2, and dress coats and over coats bring from $5 to $10. Sometimes he student will kick, but the best he Banking Hail WE PAY INTEREST On ravlng deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with us by Ma 1 as if you lived next door. 8end for our free book let, "Eanking by Mail," 'ani learn full particulars. AdJrusa Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland. Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. One Exception. Mrs. Wlckler Dear me! how all th necessaries of life have gone up. Wickler No; they haven't all gon up. Mrs. Wickler Well, I shonld like c-an get out of the imperturbable dealer you to mention one thing that hasn't Is: "Well, I'll match you. Five dol- .,, Iin is a corruption of the ancient battle overworked, you know. Mr. Goodart cry of the wild Norsemen, "Tur ale !" Well, my dear, the best way to help meaning, Thor aid us!" Formerly the word was KX'!lod "Huzza" and pro nounced "Hurray." In one form or another It is used by almost every nation. Tn the Knat Wind." Miss Agnes Slack, secretary of the International W. C. T. U., told on tae Merion, as she was about to sail for Liverpool, a temperance story: "A little boy, one evening at dinner. gazed at his father's face a long while, ai.e then said: " 'Papa, what makes yonr nose s' dreadful red?' " 'The east wind of course,' the f.ith er answered with gruff haste. 'Pass that jug o' beer, and don't talk so much.' "Then, from t lie other end of the ta- b'e the boy's mother said swept! "'Yes, Tommy, pass your father the east wind, and be carerul not to spill Huy on the table cloth." All TauKled I P. The boy temporarily in charge of the "morgue" in the ofliot of the Daily Thun derbolt was not sure whether he had found the portrait the night editor want ed or not, as there was no name on it. In despair he called up that function ary through the telephone. "Say," he exclaimed, "I wish you would send somebody down here that can tell me whether this is a cut of Sena tor Knox, Bos Croker or Harry Or chard, and be blamed quick anbut it!"' Chicago TribuD. The Kind You Ham Always llouirht lias borne l!m sl.rn.i. ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been marie under his personal supervision lor over Iit years. Allow no ono to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd Just-as-g-ood" are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR i A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Iar' Rorie, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other JJareotic Fubstnnee. Its agro is its guarantee. It destroys AVorm mid allays Fevcrishness. It cures Diarrluea nnd 'Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation mid Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. TMI CCNTaim COMPANY. T MUMMT T1(T. MtW TO ITT. them is to keep away from bargain Bales. Catholic Standard and Times. Miss Elderleigh Jane Jones is a mean, spiteful old cat. Miss Younjrer What's the matter? Miss Elderleigh I told her that my family came over in the Mayflower and she asked me If I was seasick. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mr. McDooley Faith, an' It do be a question OI have fer yez, me darlin'. Miss Claucey Pfwat Is U, Pat? Mr. McDooley Whin It comes tolme for the funeral, how would yez like t' be th' Wldder McDooley? Chicago Daily News. Wise He's very wealthy. Mrs. Wise Yes, and very stingy and mean. Wise Come now, you're not sure of that You mustn't Judge a man by his clothes. Mrs. Wise I don't. I'm Judg ing him by his wife's clothes. Phila delphia Press. Our engagement will have to be temporarily suspended," announced the summer girl, calmly." "Oh, Impossible," the young man vowed. "It will have to be. My husband writes that he Is com ing down for a week." Louisville Courier-Journal. My good man," said the lady mis sionary, "do you ever pause to think where you are going?" "Sure t'ing," replied the unlaundered hobo. "Ef I didn't I might get on de wrong freight an' land back at me startin' place!" Chicago Dally News. "Do you tnlnk the time will come when there will be no money In poll- tics?" said one boss. "I don't know, answered the other. "It won't !e our fault If It doesn't. We have done the best we could to take out all there was in it." Washington Star. Russian OHlcial You can not stay In this country, sir. Traveler Then, of course, I will leave it. "Have you a permit to leave?" 'No, sir." "Then I must tell you that you can not go. I give you twenty -four hours to make up your mind as to what you will do." Tattler. Train holdups," said the old trav eler, are nothing new for me. I've been In lots of them." "How does It soem to be covered ,wlth a revolver?" asked the listener. "Cant say," replied the old traveler. "I've always been held up with a whisk broom." Mil waukee Sentinel. Jigley We were talking about sub urban cottages, and Subbubs remarked that the only thing they ever dreamed of out his w ay In Boghurst was Queen Anne. Citizen The Idea ! Is that the way be pronounces it now? Jigley Pronounces what? CItluian Quinine. Philadelphia Press. "Can you give bond?" asked the Judge. "Have you got anything?" "Jedge," replied the prisoner, "sence you ax me, 111 tell you; I hain't got nuthn In the worl Vept the spring chills, six aeres o' no-'eount land, a big family, a hope of a hereafter, an' the o!' war-rheumatism!" Atlanta Constl- , tution. i Do(i and Mimical Tones. The capacity of dogs to distinguish musical tones has been made the sub ject of elaborate experiments by Dr. Otto Kalischer, of Berlin, and the re cults have Just been published In the proceedings of the Berlin Academy of Sciences. Dr. Kalischer trained his dogs to pick up and eat morsels of meat set before them only when a cer tain note was sounded. TITO B. Vitus' Panee ana all Nervous Diseases j 1 1 (J permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Serve Restorer. Send for FUEE 2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. K. li.Kline.lxl.,831 ArcnKt.,l'Iiua.,i'a. How the Ball Wound TJp. "Yaas, de beauty an' chivalry ob Smoketown mingled in the ballroom. "Mingled, yo' say?" "Mingled till bout 'leven o'clock Den dey mixed. Houston (Texas) Chronicle. The London milkman covers his route on foot, pushing a hand cart with three wheels, which carries his cans of milk and his different measures. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows Soothin syrup ine tK'st remedy to use tor tneir cnuareu luriDg tne tee tung period. Clever nt Tbnt. "Who Is that seedy-looking man over theie?" "That's Burroughs. He's a real mas ter at constructing short stories." "Oh, an author, eh?" "No. I mean lie can think up any number of ways of telling you he's broke." Philadelphia Press. Water from an artesian well at Ostend which has been wasted for fifty years has now been discovered to possess medicinal qualities similar to the waters of Vichy. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure Tor sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Sold by all Prnegists. Price 2V. Trial pack age mailed FRhK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LiRoy, Sew York. A Distinction. 'So yon are one of the men who went west to grow up with 'the eoun try," "No," answered the prosperous and serene citizen. "I am one of the men who went west to show the country how to grow up properly." Washing, ton Star. lars or nothing." And even at this game he usually wins. He makes about 500 per cent on every article he buys, but the students need the money, so .they let It go. gone up. Wickler Certainly, lustrated Bits. My salary. II- Vaefol. . "I hear old Grandpa Jinx has passed But it Is In the money-lending busi- away." ness that Wells has acquired the great- j "Yes, and the family miss him very est celebrity. Almost any fraternity niuch." man in Ithaca with whom he has done 1 "I should think they would be glad business In dotbes, or any well-to-do tor bim, he had the palsy terribly." student who can get an Introduction to ' "Yes, but they used to fasten him to him, can make a "touch" when he Is tne churn and he'd bring the butter 'in hard up. and thousands of dollars are D0 time." Fort Worth Record, loaned out every year. Money to go J home on, to bet on football, baseball I Gesture language still exists in parta and track games and crew races to ot Australasia. Some tribes possess so pay bills that are about to be sued on, 1 to play poker with In fact, money for ; everything can be obtained from Wells. ' In small sums or large, It makes little difference. Sometimes the men leave town without paying up ; there have been cases of loans as high as $500 standing out for years, but In the end they are collected. Either the borrow-! ers themselves pay or their parents pay for them, as Pinochle keeps close watch and knows the addresses of all hl j clients. He Is the best pinochle player In Ithaca. efficient as a spoken language. As Cti::? as Can Be Bought Id the East Dativery Much Quicker Writs Us Today MTJTUAL SERVICE. 5 BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US Before Going Elsewhere. DR. B. C. WRIGHT. 342'i Washington St. Portland. Oregoa ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES FOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland Oregon ST. HELEN'S HALL PORTLAND. OREGON A Girls' Pcliool of the highest class. Collegi ate department. Music. Art. Elocution. Gym nasium. Jail terra opens September 16. SEND TOR CATALOGUE II? Had KnoDKh. "Here's a note," said the postal clerk, "from a man complaining that his mall Isn't delivered regularly." "What's his name?' asked the hclef. "Yladevoledoweschowskl." "Huh! With that name you'd think he had all the letters he needed." Philadelphia Press. 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In a moment's time he reloaded and awaited the Indian's approach, resolv ed to fight to the last extremity. The voice sounded nearer. Whoever you are,' were the be seeching words, 'answer me.' And at the words a bopderer, shot through both arms, came Into sight "The comrades were unspeakably i nd each student to position when con. pleased each to find the Other, for be- petent many more calls for help than we can tweeil them they had a pair Of arms meet. Individual instruction insures rapid prob and a pair of legs, and therefore some ress. All modem methods of bookkeeping am taught; also rapid calculations, correspondence, commercial law, office work, etc Ch artier is our shorthand easy, rapid, legible. Beautiful catalogue, business forms and penmanship free BtLVJlWJJspiS mm USIHESSCOLLEGL TENTH AND MORRISON STREETS PORTLAND, OREGON A. P. ARMSTRONG, U. B., PRINCIPAL Quality is our motto. We educate for success hope of life and escape. As best !k could, Benham dressed all the wounds, and tlKn proceeded to cook some food : all that could be done with arms and hands Benham did, cooking, loading and firing the gun. "His comrade, having the rims of a hat placed between his feet by Ben ham, waded Into the river and secured sufficient water for their needs; he also drove wild turkeys near enough to Ben ham to allow him to bring some down, and then he kept tossing them with the toe of his boot toward camp until they were within Benham's reach. By the same means he kept his partner supplied with wood. "When tho wounds healed ami the men could travel, they camped at the mouth of Licking River In the hope of being picked up by a passing flat boat. Near the last of November a loat was hailed, and although it took some time to prove that they were not suih savages as their appearance Indicated, they were taken on board and carried to Ixmisvllle." C. 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