Heppner gazette., June 27, 1907, Image 3

nie MEW PERFECTION
Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove
The different
Oil Stove
The improved
Oil Stove
Gives best results.
Reduces fuel ex
pense. A working
flame at the touch of the
match. "Blue Flame" means the hottest flame
produced by any stove. The New Perfection
will make your work lighter. Will not over
heat the kitchen. Made in three sizes, with
one, two, and three burners. Every stove war
ranted. If not at your dealer's, write to our
nearest agency.
The lca$o Lamp
gives a clear, steady light. Fitted with
latest improved burner. Made of brass
throughout and beautifully nickeled.
Every lamp warranted. Suitable for library,
dining-room, parlor or bedroom. If not at
your dealer's, write to our nearest agency.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(Incorporated)
11 ma
Where (he Patch nelonjru.
A New Knglander recently had occa
sion to engage a gardener. One morn
ing two applicants appeared one a de
cidedly decent looking man, and the
other of much less prepossessing ap-t-ea
ranee and manner.
After very little hesitation, the man
of the house chose the latter appli
cant. A friend who was present, evinced
surprise at the selection, asking:
"lias that man ever worked for you
before?"
'No," replied the other; "In fact, I
never saw either of them until to-day."
"Then why did you choose the short
er man? The other had a much bet
ter face."
"Face!" exclaimed the proprietor of
the place, In disgust. "Let me tell you
that, when you pick out a gardener, j
young want to go by his overalls. If
they're patched on the knees you want
lilni. If the patch Is on the Beat of his
trousers, you dou't." Success Maga- j
line.
j QUITE NATURAL.
Qualneaa and Social Itelutlona Inter
. minified In Tliln lime.
I She was the elegant and gracious
mistress of a fine old inanslou In a
little town, and her caller was an an
ient sociologist. Ills seat was near
the window, and as they talked lie ob
lerved an aged whitewashes (-plashed
md shabby, going by with his pall.
Suddenly the man paused, retraced bis
iteps, and came up the garden path. A
moment later the lady was summoned
So the door. ,
"Oh, Is it you, Henry?" the caller
heard her say. "We sha'n't le ready
foi' you till next week. I think there
must be some mistake."
'There ain't any mistake, and it ain't
the Job I came about," drawled Henry's
Folce, leisurely, "but the skirt o' that
green dress you wear .Sundays Is flap
pin' out a side winder up-stalrs, and
.there's a storm comin' ui like to be
i downpour any minute now and I
, kind o 'thought maybe 'twouldu't be
Improved by a soakln'. I guess you'd
forgot It."
"Certainly I had!" cried the lady.
jMI took a spot out with benzine, and
I hung It over the sill to air, and forgot
.all about It. O, thank you, Henry!"
I The door closed ; the guest heard his
hostess flying hastily up-stairs, and
when, a few minutes later, she re-appeared,
flushed and laughing, the storm
had already broken, and the amiable
, Henry, with his coat-collar turned up,
with scudding away Into the distance
before a pelting gale.
"If the business relation everywhere
merged as naturally and simply Into
friendliness as between your white
washer and you," said the visitor, with
a sigh and a smile, "how much easier
and fewer would the problems be we
sociologists have to consider!"
I "Henry Is a very nice mnn, and I've
My Hair
Ran Away
Don't have a falling out with
your hair. It might leave you I
Then what? That would mean
thin, scraggly, uneven, rough
hair. Keep your hair at home I
Fasten it tightly to your scalp !
You can easily do it with Ayer's
Hair Vigor. It is something
more than a simple hair dress
ing. It is a hair, medicine, a
hair tonic, a hair food.
The best kind of a testimonial-
Sold for over sixty years."
ftntapnpaaa
yJ.C. Ajar Co., Lowoll, M&ja.
,lao manufacturers of
7 SARSAPASILLA.
PILLS.
CHEitfY PECTORAL.
yers
Horror of Ilnaebull.
"Speaking of 'cold weather pitchers,' "
mutti.-red the umpire, breathing on his be
numbed fingers and dodging an outcurve.
"the best cold weather pitcher in the
business, to my way of thinking, Is a
T'ttrhpr of en-notMntr hot."
A Fall A 1 n r in .
"There was a man dropping letters known him all my life," said the lady
In the new postoffice building last Saturday.
"What! Are they ready to receive
mail there?"
"No. This was an English workman
and the letters he dropped were all
h's." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Historical Fragment.
James Monroe was putting the finish
ing tommies on his famous doctrine. "I've
got it hammered into shape at last," he
said, "although I know, of course, there
will always be somebody knocking it, just
the same."
Remembering, however, that the Big
Stick was on the side of the doctrine, he
allowed his freshly barbered face to
wrinkle Into the semblance of a smile.
with a touch of surprise, settling again
comfortably Into her easy chair. "Of
ocurse he wouldn't let my dress be
spoiled as long as he happened to notice
It. I'm very glad he looked up."
Youth's Companion.
THE FAVOR IN RETURN.
Shake Into four Shoes
Allen'' Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tighi
or new shoes feel easy. Jt is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and bot, tired, aching feet.
Bold by all J'rugtrUts. Price 2-Se. Trial pack
er mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
LeKoy, Sew York.
Mta Fnll Share.
! "I sometimes think, Brother Hardesty,"
observed the pastor, who was dining with
him, "that a man ought to give one-tenth
oi nis income to tne Jra. . .
'T'm J.,!..' .1 .U-i. il.s - ! tne
i t m uvui jjiui? mail turn nun j em ,
elder," said Deacon Hardesty. "The only
j thing I'm makin' any money on now is
' my hens, and I feed mighty near half of
'em to the preachers."
Secretary Straus, of the Department
of Commerce and Labor, Is the most
punctilious of men. The mere sugges
tion that courtesy demands an act will
wring from him what no other consid
erations could extract When the
strike on the New York subway oc
curred In 1905, It was reported that
the Civic Federation would attempt
to settle the trouble by arbitration.
I Mr. Straus was then vice president of
Civic Federation, and the news
papers tried to get from him a state-
Mica Axle Grease
lengthens the life of the
wagon saves horse
power, time and tem
per. Best lubricant in
the world contains
powdered mica
which
form3
a smooth,
hard coating on axle, and
reduces friction.
If you want your outfit
to last and earn money
while it lasts grease
the axles with Mica
Axle Grease.
5IANUAKJ OIL COMPANY i.rp.r.t.
llanna's Corn fleef.
Corned beef hash as made by Sen
ator Ilanna's cook was very popular;
In Washington several years ago. When ;
the head waiter of the senate rest.iu-,
rant wanted hash prepared very care- j
fully he ordered it this way: "One;
corned beef hash for Senator Hanna." i
One day when the restaurant was do-1
Ing a heavy business almost everylwly
seemed to want corned beef hash.
"Corned beef hash for Senator Jlun
na" had been ordered fourteen times.
When the fifteenth order went down to
the kitchen the chef shouted : "That's
fifteen orders for Senator Hanna ! He'd
better watch out or he'll founder him
self." St. I'aul Pioneer Press.
naclc to the liar.
The foreign nobleman was keenly dis
appointed. "I was hoping, monsieur," ho sighed,
"that you might possibly Install me in
your glorious family."
The wealthy mine owner laughed.
."Install you?" he echoed. "Why, cer
tainly. You will find our family sta
ble to the left and if you don't dis
turb the horses you may have a stall
all to yourself."
HOWARD E. BURTON. Assayer art Chemlit.
Eeadville. Colorado. Specimen price: GuM.
811 ver, Iad, 1 1 ; Gold, Sliver, 7 m; Gold, 6oc; Zinc or
mpnor, ai. cyanide tests, iu inn rig envelopes ana
5 plication,
'.eferencet
full price list sent on application.
pi re worn ooaciieo.
lioual Bank.
Control and Urn-
Carbonate
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BRING YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US
Before Going Elsewhere.
DR. B. C. WRIGHT.
342'4 Washington St. Portland. Oregon
As Cheap as Can Be Bought in the East
Delivery Much Quicker Write I's Today
ENGRAVING Write Us
PLATES
fOR PRINTING
HICKS-CH ATTEN
Portland Oregon
Latch Key SafTrnire.
Over In England the possession of a
latchkey has lately been held In the
courts to have an Important bearing on
the electoral rights of a man claiming
to be a householder. With us the
latchkey has grown so universal as to
he no Indication of a man's status, or
a woman's either, for that matter. Not
Bo very long ago the American worn- j
n's right to the latchkey was subject j
for Jocular argument pro and con, but
women's latchkeys are now as common
ns men's. For an Institution that dates
back only about seventy years the
latchkey has stepped with some sud-1
enuess into us piace or a universal
necessity. lloston Herald.
Family Pride.
Tommy My papa's automobile Is a
nicer one than your papa's."
Dicky Kein' nice ain't nothin'. You
ran smell my dad's machine a mile away.
Chicago Tribune.
Cobalt, Ct.
There's a flag station In Connecticut, i
U. S. A., called Cobalt. The Pilgrim ;
fathers or their near relatives mined
the mineral not wisely nor too well, j
The mine Is still there, but no one ,
works It. Not one man In ten thou- i
sr.nd In the United States knows the
village of Cobalt, Conn., Is on the map;
but nine out of ten men In New York
city and in every United States town
boasting of a live newspaper, knows
Cobalt, Ontario, Cannda, as well as he
kuows Butte. Mont. Toronto World.
Ksaiuple in Kail Slht.
Teacher There Is a proverb, "All Is
not gold that shines." Give me an ex
ample. Scholar Your nose, sir. Meggen
dorfer Blaetter.
nient In regard to the matter, but he
dodged all Interviewers.
One paper sent a reporter to Mr.
Straus' house at night. Despite the
most insistent ami varied appeals sent
up by the reporter, Mr. Straus re
fused to see him. After each appeal
the butler brought back a polite reply
to the effect that Mrs. Straus was sick
and that Mr. Straus could not leave
her.
In despair the reporter left the house j
and telephoned his city editor that he
could not get an interview.
"Go back and try again," came to
him over the telephone.
To return ami plead for an Interview
was both useless and stupid. The re
porter sat down on a step and racked
his brains for a means of forcing an
Interview. Suddenly an Inspiration
came to him. He dashed across the
street to a drug stone, where he could
write, and penned this note :
"Dear Mr. Straus Please pardon me
for disturbing you again, but It is un
avoidable. When the Russians were
massacring the Jews at Kishlnef, the
undersigned, at your request, wrote an
article of protest that was given wide
publicity. He would consider It a re
turn of courtesy and greatly appreciate
, It If you would give him a short Inter
I view at this time relative to the sub
j way strike."
In less than a minute after receiving
this note Mr. Straus escorted the re
It la perfectly natural to rub the Spot that hurts, and when the muscles, porter into his library, and there dic-
tierves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching" with the pains of tated an Interview
n rc a a . . . a - - i
Kneumausm ine suuerer is ape 10 turn 10 1110 liniment Dottle, or some other
external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing
counter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the min tempo-
Liberal Deduction.
Unsophisticated Stranger Officer, you
get a discount on your purchases at the
fruit stands, don't you?
Officer Googan Wan hundherd per
clnt.
RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE .RUBBED AWAY
Another Kentucky Horror.
"Col. Allgore seems to be taking quite
a shine to the rich widow of a pickle
manufacturer."
"No; she's taking a shine to him. ne
told me the other day, with a wry face,
that she was his sour mash."
CITO B, 'as Bance ana all Nervous Diseases
1 1 1 U permanently cured b- Dr. Kline's Ureat
Jerve Restorer. tend for FKKE 2 trial bottle and
treatise. Vr. K. H. Kline, LO., Ml Area St., I'hUa.,Pa.
Technical Baseball Report.
"Going to the game this afternoon?"
"Yep. I am awfully busy, too."
"Why don't you wait and read about
It In the morning paper?"
"That wouldn't do-me any good. I'd
have to see the game to understand
the article." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winilows Soothing
Syrup the at remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
An Old Yarn.
Old Lady Little boy, do you believe
In Santa Claus?
Mickey Cut it out. old party; I bit
on dat kind of a gag at Peter Pan last
year. Cornell Widow.
SPEND
YOUR VACATION
AT
THE BREAKERS HOTEL '
North Beach, Washington, the leading
resort in the Northwest. Now open.
Advantages:
Ripht on the edge of the ocean
beach. Electric lights, steam
heat, hot and cold salt water in
every bath tub, public bath, pri
vate bath, and postoffice in the
building. Private dairy, private
livery etable, private vegetable
garden, private poultry yards.
Amusements
Two tennis courts, four bowl
ing alleys, roller skating, golf,
horseback riding with private
teacher. A beautiful lake in the
hotel grounds, boat riding, bil
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tra, two pianos, pianola, orches
trelle, excellent dancing pavil
ion. Write for Free Booklet
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Breakers, Washington
lankingbylai!
WE PAY
INTEREST
On pavings deposits of a dollar
or more, compounded twice
every year. It is just as easy
to open a 6aving9 Account with
us by Mai as if you lived next
door, fcend for our free book
let, "Banking by Mail," and
learn full particulars. Addreaa
Oregon Trust 8c
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
J
ST. HELEN'S HALL
PORTLAND, OREGON
A Girls' f-'chool of the highest class. Collegi
ate department. MuBic. Art. Elocution. Gym
nasium. Fall terra opens September 16.
SEND TOR CATALOGUE
JJHBQt
1
Means cash in your pocket, because com
fortable cows meun more milk, more cream
auu more money. Ask for Lilly's Best Fly
Killer: It corns less and does more. Sold
bv dealers. Qt.. 35 cts.; gals.. J1.0O. Mart
by Chas. H. Lilly Co., Seattle. Portland,
San Franclnco.
CLASSIFIED ADS
NOTICE The following announcements arj
from leading business men and firms, and are
well worthy your careful reading. The list
may contain just the proposition you are look
ing for.
C. Gee Wo
The Well-Known
Reliable
CHINESE
Root and Herb
bOCTOR
REAL ESTATE
EAST GREENACRES
The only tracts on the market where you can
Contract to cell your crop. Ten train's a day.
Abundance of water. I'riee ll.'O.OO per acre
easy payments come in or write for particu
lars. BEECHER & THOMPSON
Spokane, Washington.
110 Stevens
About the Limit.
A newly married couple came In n
rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it hotel where we were resting and naked
does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more J bow much it would cost to get two
than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood ad can only be, bowls of boiled rice and milk nud were
reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BIJ RUBBED AWAY, informed that the price was 15 cents
Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by j poi portion. The groom pulled a small
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues package wrapped In a bit of newspa
of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This 'per frolu his pocket and, opening It d's
refuse matter, coming in contact ;with i the different acids of the body, forms : vhxycil about a doublc lmn(lfuI of'ri
uric acid which, is absorbed into the blood -u distributed to all parts of the blcu he salJ t, LaJ gathlred from
body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system The aches and pains theIr clotbi ftfter the ,
lr enriw trenfment lb -aill of ih f,f f u "owed the early morning wedding.
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dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma-
lle Inquired bow much would be deduct-
tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated etl ,f V'?' f"r"l8lKHl tl,eir owu rIoe. nn'1
with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift'1'1"'" w,"s lul"1"ltu lu;i1 " anowaiuv
from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing :ouIJ 1)0 uiade l,wame lndignaut and
inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nen-ous system 1 reIU,,rked tbat tm?y would wait until
is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes tllev rH'hed home for their dinner
deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood, and rather than submit to such unfair deal
renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign lnS. anii left the place. The proprietor
matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead . said tbat the young man owned one of
n. tak, sum biicuiu, cansianuy ueposii- ine laruis iu uie town ana had cs-
ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus-; tablisbetl a famous reputation loeally
cles, nerves, joints and bones, thebody is fed j for economy, although that Is not ex
and nourished by rich, health-sustaining ctly the way he expressed It Forest
Kiooa wnicu completely ana permanently
cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed
of both purifying and tonic properties
just what is needed in everv case of Rheu
rnatism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is
made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and
barks. If vou are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time
trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of S. S. S. and write
mm y m$
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A Man of Illtth Principles.
Scotsman (up for the week end, who
has been nsked by bis friend to go to
n music hall) Na, na, nion! IVye no
ken I never visit a music Call on th'
Saturday, for fenr I should lamrh In th
us alxut your case and our physicians will give j'ou any information or kirk on th' Sawbath? London Opinion.
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THC SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAmt j recommendation In any other Hue.
Has made a life study of roots and herbs, and In that
study discovered and is giving K the world his von
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No Mercury, Poisons or Drues Used He Cure
Without Operation, or Without the Aid
of Knife.
He guarantees to Cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lunp.
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IF YOU ARE AFLICTED. DON'T DELAY.
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1 62i First St.. Cor. Morrison,
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Please Mention This Paper.
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ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
ANcgctabbPrcparailonrorAs
slmilaiing ihcfbodaitciRcguti
ting (Jic Stomachs andBowclsaf
ta
Promotes DiestionX!hferful
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Ophmi.Morpfunc norliacraL
Not Narcotic.
Phnptia SftJ"
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JJitminaot'SiJu
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Anerfect Remedy for Consfisa
Hon . Sour Stomxh.BlarTtm
AVorms.CoiT-ulsioiis.feTnsh
ncss andLoss of Sleep.
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Bears the
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THE REMEDY:
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A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO
Poos not enlarge the instrument or
ehanse stylo of ch.c: mochanism all U-lov?
kryboard: oporates piano action at-strart
direct, anJ precisely as regular pian.i k y
do, tecuring the t.ame expression a "
artist can by hand; can be entirely reiuove.1
Irom the piano in five uiinutes's time, aiJ
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