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Puir Is certain if you take Hood's Sarsaparilla. This great medicine cures those eruptions, pimples and boils tliat appear at all seasons; cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema; adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles, debility and that tired feeling. SarsatabS-For those who prefer medlclnn In tab let form. llood'H iSiirKaparilla in now put up in choco lated tablet culled SurwatuliH, an well an in the uhuuI liquid form. !Sarnutabn have identically the same curative properties as the liquid form, besides accu racy of dose, convenience, economy, no loss by evap oration, breakage, or leakaire. Druggists or promptly by mail. C. I. Hood Co.. Lowell, Mass. Guaranteed under the Food and A Mnner'n I.uiikn. The slnjrcr at the end of the practice aria panted heavily. "I sang one hun dred and ninety-six notes that time," he H.'ild, "without once taking breath." "Indeed! That must be u record." "No. The record is held by Cour tlce 1 'ou nds. Pounds sang three hun dred and sixteen notes without respir ation in 18!18. The record previous to that was held by Fnrinelll, with three hundred notes. Norman Salniond has filing two hundred and eighty-seven notes In this way. The average man could hardly sing fifty notes without breathing; to the singer two hundred would be nothing. Philadelphia Bulle tin. Refuged to Wither Away, Miss Ascuui Jack Hanson lsu't fat, is he? Miss Newltt Not at nil; he's quite graceful and muscular. Why? Miss Aseuni I happened to mention lilm to Miss Jilter, and she said: "Oh! isn't he disgustingly stout?" Miss Newltt Ah, yes. She rejected li 1 m some weeks ago and she's mad be cause he didn't pine away. Philadel phia Press. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PA7.0 OINTMENT is guarenteed to cure any cae of lchiiiR, blind, bleeding or protruding pile in 6 to II days or money refunded. 50c. A Warm Proposition. Little Jiiumie Pop likes you bet ter'n he did Jane's other fellow. Jane's New Beau And why does he like me? Little Jlmmie 'Cause you got red hair. Jane's Beau Eh! But I don't see Jimmle Pop says 'twon't be half so hard to heat the parlor with you in it Cleveland Plain Dealer. TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY. A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells How to Find Relief. The thousands of women who suffer backache, languor, urinary disorders and other kidney ills, , will find comfort in the words of Mrs. Jane Farrell, of 600 Ocean ave., Jersey City, N. J., who says: "I reiterate all I have .said before in praise of Doan's Kidney Pills. I had been having heavy back aches and my general health was affect ed when I began using them. My feet were swollen, my eyes puffed, and diz zy spells were frequent.'1 Kidney action was irregular and the secretions highly colored. Today, however, I tun a well woman, and I am confident that Doan's Kidney Pills have made me so, and are keeping me well." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. AXfcgdable Preparaltonfor As similating UvcFoodandRcguIa ling the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digcstion.ChcerfuI nessandRest.Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral Not Hah c otic . JU.Smn gmi tltt W rttrtfud&mr Aperfect Remedy forConstipa Tion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Fevcrish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. MAS am IMS I ) n f " 1X& IM 9 jo) 0) a Mrs. C. K. Tyler, linrlincton, Vt.. RayH : " The cares of n liirKtt farm, so much to do and so little health to do it with, caused ulnioxt a complete break down; blood poor and thin: no Htreriftli. little sleep. Hood's SarnapaHlla gave appetite-, natural sleep, perfect health, strength to do ail my work." Drugs Act, June 30, 19()G. No. 324. I'oor Chrlntnias Fare. A delegation of fellow townusmen re cently called on Itufus K. Cejnbs, of Midway, Ky., to congratulate him on the receipt of a Carnegie medal. As his friends were taking leave Mr. Combs wished them all a merry Christmas. "And I hope," he ended, "that you'll have a more bountiful dinner than fell to the lot of a young frieud of mine last year. "He, the poor chap, was stopping at a cheap New York hoarding hc.use, and on Christinas day, after he had eaten a turkey neck, a potato and a splinter of sodden mince pie, the landlady said to him, as he rose just as the weak coffee was brought on : " 'Oh, don't leave thme table, Mr. Smith.' "'I must, madam,' said Smith, grim ly. 'It's hard wood, and my teeth are not what they used to be.' " Ilia Constancy. A story is told of General Sir Alfred Ilorsford, who believed in a celibate j army. A soldier once sought his per mission to marry, saying he had two j good conduct badges and $25 in the j Barlncs bank. "Well, go away," said Sir Alfred, "anil if you come back this day year in the same mind you shall marry. I'll keep the vacancy." On the anniverasry the soldier repeated his request. "But do you really, after a year, want to marry?" "Yes, sir, very much." "Sergeant major, take his name down. Yes, you may marry. I never believed there was so much con stancy in man or woman. Right face. Quick march !" As the man left the room, turning his head, he said: "Tank you, sir. It isn't the same woman." Hon Color Affect Mentality. There are eood and evil effects even In color, not only in the Inartistic ar-J rangement-of them to the trained eye of an artist, hut In plain every-day red and blue and green, to say nothing of others. According to Medical Talk for the Home, If a person were confined in a room with purple walls, with no color but purple around him, by the end of a month he would be a raving madman. .Scarlet has even worse effects. I!lue is very depressing ; hence "the blues." Green Is quite soothing, and yellow also lias good effects on the vision and spirits of most people. The Soft AniiTfr, "I have already said 'No' to you, Mr. Vere," said Miss Kute. "I don't seem to he able to make myself plain, al though I have tried " "Ah, Miss Hute," interrupted Percy Vere, "you couldn't do that, no matter how you try." "Well er of course. I shall always be glad to have you call upon me, Mr. Vere." Philadelphia Press. - - ' ' For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years 1 ni TM OKMTAUR IQHNNTi NEW TORS OITT. Ml mm Teacher Johnny, what Is the future tense of "He drinks?" Johnny (prompt ly) lie's drunk. Teacher Willie, can you tell me why the multiplication table stops at 12? Willie I guess It's because 13 at a ta ble is unlucky. Teacher Now, Johnny, you may give me the definition of "exercise." John ny Exercise Is work what a fellow likes to do because it isn't work. "They say that I have cut a tooth," Said the babe with mournful glee; "But if they'd only tell the truth, They'd say the tooth cut me." Teacher Why, Freddie, this excuse doesn't look like your father's wrfting. Freddie Well, the next one will look more like it, I guess. He says my pen manship is improving. Small Tommy after being severely chastised by his mother for disobeying her ran to his father and said between sotis: "Papa, how d-did you 'c-come to m-marry such a w-woman as m-mamma Is?" Mamma If you had two pennies, Willie, and I was to give you three more, how much would you have? Wil lie Make It dollars, mamma. What's the use of being stingy with make-believe money? A little fellow, age 4, accompanied his father to Lincoln Park one day, where he saw a diminutive monkey with whose playful antics he was great ly pleased. "What did you see, dear?" asked bis mother upon his return home. "A funny little boy with a tail," replied the small observer. "What's the matter, pet?" asked a mother of her 3-year-old daughter, who was crying. "S-soinfln' dweadt'ul h happened," sobbed the little one. "Well, what was It, darling?" queried Tne mother, anxiously. "My d-dolly dot away f-fwom me an' b-bwoked a d-disu In ze p-pantwy, she sobbed. JEWELS IN BOOT LEATHER. Diamond-Set Dancing; Tamp Will Soon De FaHhlonable llaite. It is said that a manufacturing jew eler In New York has invented a device for setting gems in boot leather : that diamond-set dancing pumps will soon be the rage; that diamond-toed boots will eventually be so common as not to attract attention in Broadway or in 5th avenue. Here is merely a return to ancient luxury. The "campagus," the most or- dinary foot pear of the Koman enipe rors, was often enriched with pearls and diamonds. Kouinn women had shoes with soles of solid gold, shoes that spar kled with precious stones. Heliogabalus, who never wore a pair of tniots twice, Insisted on exquisite cameos as decora tions, but he forbade women to wear gems attached to their shoes. High priests were coquettish also in this man ner. Alcibiades invented a boot that became the fashion, but we believe it was geinless. , ' Let us go through the centuries, 'harleinagne wore shoes adorned with gems and richly ornamented foot cover ings were worn by the nobility of Eu rope, both by lords and noble dames In the twelfth and thirteenth eentu- I rles. In the time of Charles I. of Eng land the extravagance was shoe strings 'edged with gold. Louis XIV. wore at his wedding hoots adorned with flours de lis and decorations of gold, but how did they fit him? For the shoemaker, Lestage, disdained to take the royal measure. Toward the close of the eighteenth century in England shoe buckles dazzled with Jewels. A millionaire is now a person whose income Is a million. A capital of a million Is nothing. When General June; Ilahawther took his seat at the ball given in Ixmdon by the Peninsular and Oriental Company Redad his treat. All bleezed with his belt, his coat, precious minerals. Why should not the suddenly rich, the heroes of the American nights, more wonderful than the nights of Arabia, break out all over with diamonds as poorer mortals with measles or the shingles? Roston Herald. To He Itefllled. One of the suburbs of Chicago is the site of a well-known school of theol ogy, from which go out each week-end ninny members of the senior class to try their voices ns "supplies." A passenger on a Monday morning train was surprised at the number of the.n who got off at the station. "What are all those chaps getting off here?" he asked the brakenian. "Them?" asked the brakeman. "Oh, they're returned empties, for the col lege." lllntrlontr. There was ou the stage a realistic scene In which 11 surgical operation was apparently iorformed. "Hold on-" cried a voice from the au dience. "Aren't you going to give us some of that chloroform?" Of course the uianagement was dis pleased, but there Is a point at which realism palls. Philadelphia Ledger. Hereditary. "Your son is a great football player." "Yes; it is hereditary." "I never heard that his father was a f ixit ball player." "He isn't, but he is a chronic kicker." Houston Post. Women can always sw the point of a jolntle83 joke. Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Then your blood must be in a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take it Ayer's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. Weknow what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. Thl in the first question yonr doctor would RBk: "Are your bnwms regulsr?" H knows that daily action of the bowels Is absolutely esuerilial to recovery. Keen your liver active and your bowel regular by taking laxative doses of Ayer's 1'llls. A Mads by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Maas. Also manuiaoiurors 01 HAIR VIGOR. AGUE CURE. CHERRY PECTORAL. yers Toulfl Still Hear Some. "Por.toi;, my wife says she is getting deaf." "Tell her it's because she is getting old." "Do you believe she is (loaf enough for that to be safe?" Houston Post. Only One "BROMO QUININE" ThRt is LAXATIVE HKoMu Quinine. Simi larly named remedies sometimes deceive The' first ami orij-'iiinl Cold Tablet is a WHITK PAl'KA'iK with black and red lettering, ami bears the signature of E. W. liRUVK. i'je. In the Co in I n k Days. Husband Maria, this is going to be a closely contested election, and we've got to get everybody out. You'll have to hurry, or you'll be too late. Wife Gracious, John ! I can't vote to-day. There's no use in talking about it. I haven't a tiling that's fit to wear to the polls. Mothers will find Mrs. Winflow'g Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Sjitrm. Railway Magnate I don't see how the accident could have happened. We run our road on the block system. Unreasonable Person I know it. You're so busy running out blocks of watered stock that you can't pay any at tention to the way you run your trains. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot Kase. A powder. It makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure tor sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Sold bv all Druggists. Price 2oe. Trial pack age mailed FRKE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Lelioy, Sew York. Com pnrlnonn. Mrs Kross-Rhodes Still, in the city there is more going on. You have ever so much more variety than we do out here. Mrs. Avnoo Ah, mo. yes! In the last year 1 have tried cooks of seventeen dif ferent nationalities, and haven't found one to suit me yet. CITP Vitus' Pance and all Nervous Dl8ase3 N I 0 permanently cured by lr. Kline's (ireat Nu?v tienmrer. send for FHKK I2trial buttle and treatise. Ur. It. H-Klln.', Ld.,931 Arcli St., PUila.,Pa, ( Not Quite In HI Line. Kind Hearted Woman Why don't you give up your idle, useless way of living and make a man of yourself? I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that even a person of your stamp miht bo useful in settlement work. Goodman Gonrong No. tua'am. I've done a little flat workin'. but work in' a whole settlement is too dog-gone risky. There Is more Catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many vearsdoctors pro nounced it alocai uistase, and prescribedlocal remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by F. J. Cheney i Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from lu drops to a icaspoonful. It acts directly ou the blood and muc ms surfaces of the tyste'm. They offer one hundred dollars for an .- case it fails to cure, bend for circulars and testimortir.ls. Address, K.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O Sold by Prueeists, "."c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. I ;ea Hack at lilm. j Newed When you say anything that makes your wife angry what does j she do threaten to return to her par- ,' cuts? j Oldwed Worse than that. She re- ! peats some of the fool tilings 1 said ! during our courtship. Stimulate the Blood. Hnui'lretli's Pills nrc the grout Mood puriucr. Tliev ire n laxative ami hiood tunic, t cy net equally on the Imwcls, the kiilneys and theki', t us loan.-ing the stern by the na'ural utlet of the 1 lv. I hey stimulate the blood so its to enable nature to thr w off nil morbid humors and cure nil troubles nri-ing from an impure M.ite of tie blood. One or two taken every night w.ll prove mi invaluable remedy. Kuc 1 pill contains one g'ain of solid ex tinct of sarsaparilln, which, with other v luable veg. table producs. n like it a blood purifier of excellent character. Hrandreth's Pit's have Inen in use for over a century and are dd in every drug and medicine .'tore, either plain or sugar coated. A Trrtty Experiment. A very pretty effect may bo produced by using some aniline dye in powdered form in alcohol. Fill a small glass with the alcohol and drop the smallest Iortion of the dye on its surface. It will shoot down through the liquid, like a strand of color, dividing into two branches, which will subdivide again and again until you have, apparently, an inverted plant in miniature growing before your eyes. An arrangement of mirrors may be made to throw the re flection of this on a screen or a wall, and the enlarged shadows will be very Interesting to watch. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more roods brighter and faster colon than any other dye. One 10c pacing, colors silk, oot and cotton equally v.tU and Is guaranteed 10 give perfect revisit. Ak dealer, or we will send post paid at 10c csivfcagc Write for free bokiu how la dte. bleach and mu colors. MONROE DRUG CO Uniooville, Missouri. It llspprna Rvrry Night. At the end of one of the sessions o,f the world's convention of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union In Bos ton, Mrs. L. M. X. Stevens condemned the habit which so many men have of going out between the acts at the theater. "I am in hearty sympathy," snld Mrs. Stevens, "with a woman whose hus band said heartily to her, at the end (f an Interesting drama: "'Jove, what a play. I don't believe there was a dry eye In the house? when the curtain went down on the third act.' "'No.' said the lady, bitterly, 'but there seemed to be the usual number of dry throats.' " PAINLESS T Ste U Bfor ENTISTRY You Co Elsewhere EXAMINATIONS FREE OoM Crowns, (3; lirlrta-e Work, per tootb,3; 1'lutes. (5; Silver Fillings, &0c; Uold Fillings 1. YALE DENTISTS 107 First Street 1'Olt 1 LAND, OREGON FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered, SHORTHORN CATTLE, Registered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. Catalogue free. Tangent, Oregon FREE SAMPLE MULE-TEAM BORAX With S2-iiaRe illustrated booklet, giving l.noo uses for liorax in the Home. Farm and Ilairy, and a Souvenir Picture, 7x14 in., 10 oiors free fur 5c. and your dealer s name. Adaress l'aciiic Coast Borax Co., Oakland, Cal. CROPS NEVER FAIL In ihe I'per Snake Valley, Idaho, wliert :s,0oj M ishtKMppi Valley bomeseekers ar air-ad v ioratcd. GOO.uou hit s umie e!op ci, trrluab e land still await tli settler, hich st a -d best vu ered valley in the world. Finest c Imate: cho cesi trull; Immense croos of t ruin, alfalfa su ar beet. 4.n Ht iiuO invested In siiR'ir factories. 'ew K. It. exteir sion to Yellowstone park opens country of vast re sources. Ashton started Jan. 1, lt0ti, a record breaker. Write for particulars. C. C. MOOKK KK,I. KSTATK COMPANY At. Anthony and Ashtoii, Idaho. AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made in all styles and a 1 sizes, net water and oil anywhere, liest drilling Tools made. Uei caia Iok's and prices. BEALL Si CO. 321 Hawthorns Ave. Portland, Or. 0 'SEEPS have stood the test for over 50 years. and are still in the lead. Their absolute certainty of crowth, their uncommonly large yields of delicious vegetables and beautiful flowers, make tnern the most reliable and the most popular every where. Sold by all dealers. 1907 k Seed Annual free on request. U. M. rtnKT & LU.. A, ueiroit, Mien. -sys-MS , - . .. .... tt&s STAND FIRM "When you buy an OILED SUIT or SLICKER demajid ROWER'S Its the easiest and only way to get the best Sold everywhere EXCURSION To Sunny Alberta CANADA March 22 and every two weeks thereafter; $42 for round trip, which includes berth ami meals. Trip costs you nothing if you buy land. Write and li arn about our Special Pullman Car Ex cursion. H. E. Barnum Land Co. PORTLAND, OREGON 214 215 Chamber of Commerce. "fir8' ML 4,9 ft W. W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 AND $3.50 W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PRICE. SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES i Men's lioes, $.1 to I. ."(). lima' Miw. to S1.'J.'. Women's Slioeti, (4 to !.."(. Mises' C hildren' hw,S'l.'.'j to a1.0i. W. L. liouhis slioes are it-cirnized ly exierv judges of KKitwt to be the bet m style, lit and wi-ar jinniuceU in this country. Ka part of tlie shoe and every detail of the) making is looked after and watched over nv sKuie.i snooniaKers. time or cost. If I could take you into Brockton. Mass.. ar.d show vou how carefuMv V. h. Ooucliis I shoes are made, yu would then rndersta:ul wliy they hold their Miape, tit K tte Xear loncer. and are of creator value than any other makes. W. I- lKmi;l. nsmf nn.l pr-f'e is 8fsnipe.l on t'T hoitom. Htn. h pnT.-t! tb( wt-arr urolt lrue aii.l inifri'T hiv".. Tukr o l.stiime. Si-Ul liy o-.. wt 'n ilfi. n v rvwher. fall Coivr t ycu-u usi J exciuttreti. Cataiotf matiexi Jrte. m I., liol UI.AM, Itntrkiuu.Mu Don't Push The horse can draw the load without help, if you reduce friction to almost nothing by applying MidaAxl Grease to the wheels. No other lubri cant ever made wears so long and saves so much horsepower. Next time try Mica Axle Grease. Standard Oil Co. Incorporated NGRAV3NG Write Us PLATES fOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland Oregon GOOD SE.1LDS Each year brings us increased orders for our seeds. Why? Because we supply only those that produce satisfactory and profitable crops. We know, after many years of experience, what sorts are best to plant on this coast. Buy P. S. Co.'s "Diamond Brand" Seeds, the best for the West. Our new 100 page Annual Catalog and Seed Planter's Guide; No. 260 free on request. PORTLAND SEED CO. Portland, Oregon Spokane, Wash. OR. C. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This wonderful Chi nese Doctor is called tri at because he cnre I'eople without opera tion that art. k veil up t die. He cures wl h thnBe wonderful Chi nese herbs, roo'a, buds, barks and vegetables 1 hat are entirely un known to mo! leal sci ence In this couniry thr.niKQ tu une ot those harmless remedies. Tills lamousdocfr knows tlioacuonot over 500 dtaerr nt remedies, which he uses successfully In different diseases He trtiArun'pcs toe ire catarrh, asthma, Inn?, throat rtn uiiiatism, nervous ess, swniavb, liver, k Iti nera, etc; his hunrtrels of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Pa:tenta out of the ci:y write for blnnirs and circulars, bend stamp. CONsst I.TATION HiKK. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162 S First SU, S. E. Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Oregon 'J This isYour Piano The I.udwic riiiTm tns hnractor of its own. Musicians ininitivWy riM-nirhizt it3 chfirm. Tour is its rhlvf chara't"risf ( ivtini'd and synip;itht'tfr; so woiuitvfnl in Its fnvtvtm-iss and purity thnt you nmrvrl t .Its Fourri'. From tiic iTirihiiiup tJu principle vas tixrd to plv' tm miu-'st unn Ii ty at a certain prire liieh nimiph to al'mv the bent of everything: hw vwVh to only yield a reasonable profit tvitht-ut any additional charpe fr reputation. Ihe ahove piano is Myle I vrlco ?(.. d1- livervd at ymir railnuid station, with stool, searf and instruct hut book. If dosirod you may nay f :t7.rm i ash and the bjilanee monthly or quarterly payments. We furnish tins piaim in oak, walnut or mahogany. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED when you role with Slicrn.an, Clay & Co. First you Know the price is riirht. Everv piano is nt'fced in plain figures. One price no tnort mi less. Second the standing of this old frm is a eunrantee that all your dealings ') 1h satisfactory. I'.esides the I.udwip piano we are solo vnts for Stein war, Knabe. A. B. Chasp. Kvorett. Mason & Hamlin. Packard. Flsener. oiuiver, Kstey. Kinesbury Kmerson. Sterl ing. Wellington, Huntlncton and Mend ts- polm. We also sell nrirans and Victor Talk- ne Machines. We have a fine six wcta'e v pan at $so. Write for catalogue, prices and terms. Pe sure and mention that you saw the advertisement in this paper. "THE HOUSE OF QUALITY" Sherman, Clay & Co. SIXTH AND MORRISON STREETS OPPOSITE POST OrriCK, POPTUINO MUTUNO SUTT.E TAC"M SPPUNE (TlllNCHAM fVERfTT P. N. U. No. 10-07 m THEN writing: to advertisers pleas mention tins paper. Urtrt BEST IN a'lh mil ill: ffl WPS I I OnwCO THE WOULD P7 witnout t:irit to niv larrn factories at