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RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warning NoIm Culling- the Wicked to Repentance. Tiio man who re ally wants to do something for the Ixrd will not lack for u chance. Some give ac cord 1 n g to their means, and others cording to their meanness. The love that Is CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY It 13 perfectly natural to nib the spot that hurts, and when the muscles, nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching- -with the pains ol Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some othei extermU application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing wunter-irntation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo ranly, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more man skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the Mood and can only be readied by constitutional treatment IT OATJVriT Ten t?ttttt?t" aw v Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about bv , blln1 ls Rurally cross-eyed. of hnAiwZZt i tT e',euiV I" V e Juaucr vvnif11 llie natural avenues Going back generally begins by look W1V. wnus UIIU jviuneys, nave iaiieu to carry olt. This reluse matter coming iti contact with the different acids of the body, forms uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of the body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma- . u."VLr ue Permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated bragging and lying. mmimitbtiL iSi L"rd ""' """ " "t",t""1 is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes Fiiding fault with others is only a deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and rouildabout way of bragging on self, renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign You can't tell who Is In the hearse matter Hoax the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead by the length of the funeral processloa of .1 z- -.7' r " .''":."rJ..i'- mere are good sermons In stones, Ing hack. The man who would lead must be rue first to start. It don't make a sin any whiter to call It u mistake. It is hard to find the line between Blood Humors I Commonly cause pimples, boils, hives, eczema or gait rheum, or some other form of erup tion; but sometimes tbey exist in the system, indicated by feelings of weakness, languor, loss of appetite, or general debility, without causing any breaking out. Hood's Sarsaparilla expels them, renovates, strengthens and tones the whole system. This is the testimony of thousands annually. Accept no substitute, but insist on having Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablet known as SarsatabS. 100 doses $1. A GREAT SEED BOOK. ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus- '9 2S cj&rar PURELY VEGETABLE ana nourished by rich, health-sustaining T)1 c -i 1 l?l but It takes hard picking to get them cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed oi Doth punlying and tonic properties jubt wuat is neeucu in every case or Kheu matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of S. S. S. and write us about your case and our tihvsicians will Hvp von rmv infnrmnt;nn nr advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, ReS;stered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. Catalogue free. Tangent, Oregon FREE SAMPLE MULE-TEAM BORAX With 32-raRe illustrated booklet, giving 1,000 uses lor llorax in the Homo, i'arm and Dairy and a Souvenir Picture, 7x14 in., 10 colors Irce for 6 and j our dealer's name. Adlresa I'aeiiio Coast Borax Co., Oakland, Cat. Many Afflicted Country People are comlne to us for treatment and returnltiK home cured. We perma nently and promptly cure Indiges tion, Rheumatism, all 1'rivate and Wattling Diseased, Nervous Disor ders, Diseases oi Women and Child ren, Kezema, Mood, 8k in anil Chronic Diseases. No matter what jour trouble may be, come to see us. Fret Consultation and Examination. New York Surgical and Medical Institute Permantntly Located at Corner of Sixth aai (323,'a) Waihintton St., Portland. Or. The llowllnjr Old Blizzard. IIow dear to my heart is the fierce howl ins blizzard, Which comes from the north like a wolf on the fold, Predicted by Foster or some other wizard. The charger of snow and the demon of cold ; How sweet to be caught in its grasp like a feather. And find yourself wrapped round a tele graph pole ; Oh, how we ndore, in this wild wintry weather, This blizzard that comes when clear out of coal This wild, whirling blizzard, the edged blizzard, The loud howling blizzard fresh from the North Pole. Lincoln Journal. is n dishonor to be able to do good work, that ought to be done, and not do It. Every man has something to do with making public sentiment, and public sentiment is the power that gives law its life. There nre preachers who so exhaust tlie subject of religion on Sunday that they appear to avoid it all the rest of the week. TAB HEEL SOCIETY EVENT. you re razor- Mothers Win find Mrs. Winslow's flnnthlni. Syrup the best remedy to use for their chlldroa luring the teething period. Aaionlahtni; Isnnrnncr. .Musical customer What a fine old1 specimen you have up there in that glass case! ls it a Stradivarius? New Salesman Straddy what? Gosh, mister! lout you know a fiddle when you see one . $300,000 Capital Stock. J200.000 deposited with Ins. Dept of Michigan UNITED STATES HEALTH & ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANY Of tainaw, Michigan. WRITE TODAY Bskincr about our popular one dollar a month plan that pays accidental ilcatli and accident Htid sick indemnity. Give aue and occupation. All huti'tipss on the Pacific Coast paid through the first National Bank of Portland. R. L. ALORICH, Mgr. Western Office 209-210 Harquam Bldg. Portland, Oregon 8. V'tns Tianco and nil Ncrrrras Dl8"B?en prrmuneiitly cured by Dr. Kline's Cirnat I ervtt iit giorcr. send lor I-it I r. l-trial bottle und treaiisu. Dr. li. il.Klm. ,U1., tt Arch SU, l'ljlla..ra. AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all styled and a I kIzm. (let water and oil anywhere. Hem Drilling Tools made, net citla lom and prices. BEALL & CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or. Wronx Sinn. While Dooly was holding court in Washington County, (Jcoria, a certain General Hanson came In and ,at down nt the side of the jutl'e, and began to tell him about the vast amounts of property lie owned. "Stop Just moment, general," said Dooly. ".Mr. Sheriff, call in Jones, the receiver of tax returns." In a few moments that worthy ap peared. ".Mr. Receiver," said the Judge, "come up here and make an Inventory of Gen eral Hansons property. He had mis taken me for you." Sunday Magazine. It Not hi tin Ooinsr. was an ininosiii'r hiiihlin hnt tha irar. with the syuare valise did not hesi tate. "Madam," he said to the matron who appeared, I should like to show you a copy of our hook. 'The Quiet Life, which is making such a " Sir." shr interrupted, "this is an in stitution for the deaf and dumb." Chi cago Tribune. Rrllllnnt Splendor of a Party Paint ed in IriiU-Ncent lluex. The elegant home of that sparklin little Jewel Miss Elsie Moore, who Is as pretty as a picture and as bright as an icicle and as pure as a dewdro,p and as sweet as a flower, was a spark ling seene of radiant loveliness last night, for this beautiful little maiden and her handsome and magnificently formed sister had Invited a number of their friends to assemble in honor of the beautiful and bewitching Miss Xeda Taylor and the charming and fascinating Miss Itosalie Setzer, who are now dispensing their charms and witcheries In Wilson and making so many hearts drunk with the inebriating potatiojis of their Intoxicating graces. It was indeed a scene of rarest love liness, for many of Wilson's brightest gems were there in all of their richest luster and were rivaling in their bril liancy the exquisite beamings of those resplendent Jewels In whose honor this delightful entertainment was given. As said before, it was a brilliant scene of joyous festivity, for the lovely faces of our glorious little maidens were as ra diant as the pure and stainless gleani lngs of a crystal rubber over in the glittering polish of shimmering sun beams and burnished with the dazzling i strikes of quivering lightning. And as ! these merry maidens, with sparkling! eyes and beaming faces and musical laughter, moved to and fro like sym phonies of grace they poured into that channel of enjoyment a stream of sil ver light and tinted each ripple In that Jo.vous current with a sunbeam of brightest cheer. And we fancy that as our handsome and gallant young lads looked down Into the radiant deeps of such spark ling eyes eyes whose faintest glimmer would make the glistening skies ' of blooming midnight pale with envy turn and no more let their feeble torches burn yea, we fancy that these young boys felt that Cupid had eejue to their young hearts on a mission as sweet as odors wine when vernal breezes and passionate sunbeams woo and kiss the budding flowers and make them breathe the fragrance of springtimes richest bowers. Wilson Times. Ferry's 1907 Seed Annual Now Ready for Free Distributioi . Ferry's great Seed Book is now ready for distribution. This is the book that every farmer wants and waits for. It makes no difference what other cata logues are received,' farmers are not sat- ieiied until they get Ferry's, because it contains better and fuller information. Ferry's Seed Annual, in fact, is really more than a catalogue. It differs from the usual seed catalouge inasmuch as it really helps each farmer cr gardener to choose intelligently the varieties best suited to his particular needs. The wise selection of varieties results in bigger, fetter paying crops. The ex perience gained in fifty jears of success ful seed growing is thus at your com mand. For freshness, purity and reliability Ferry's Seedj are in a class by them selves. They are known all over the land, and farmers everywhere have coonfidence in the name of Ferry, and know for a certainty that their seeds can be relied upon. They know that every package has behind it the repu tation of a house whose business stand ards are the highest in the trade. Just drop a postal to D. M. Ferry & Co., Detroit, Mich., and they will send you a copy of their 1(J07 Seed Annual. It's absolutely free. TO CURf A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BKOMO QUININE Tablets Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. V GKOVE'S signature is on each box. 25e. The Vankee Notion. There never lived a more steady and persistent grumbler than Reuben Hal!. Not only the weather, the state of his health and his crops furnished him with subjects, but the most reasonable and lenient laws which could be con structed raised discontent In Reuben's mind. "I dunno what they mean by telling folks to cart their waste stuff over to that dump at the end o' Grantham's Woods instead o leaving it in the I,awtou sullar-hole," he said, indig nantly, one day. "Suppose the sullar hole does show up frooi the road, what' business has this town got to put an in Jrnction on folks dumping stuff in it?' j The town's bought the old Lawton place," said his neighbor, in the pacific tone people usually employed In nd ddessing Mr. Hall. "And I thought you were one of those that said 'twas an eyesore. Do you want to dump any o' your old Junk In there, Reub, tidy as you are?" "Xo. I don't wanter," said Mr. Hall, sullenly ; "hut I wanter have the right in case I wanter, an' I wanter know why I haven't got it." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. fAi.Kj ui.ijn,.i is tniarentee l to cure any cafe of ietiing, blind, bleeding or protruding piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c. Is It Your Own Hair? Do you pin your hat to your own hair? Can't do It? Haven't enough hair? It must be you do not know Ayer's Hair Vigor I Here's an intro duction! May the acquaint ance result in a heavy growth of rich, thiols, glossyhair! And we know you'll never be gray. " I think that Ayr' Hair Vli?or Is th mott wonderful lialrprower that wn ever made. 1 have used it for some time and I can truth fully nay tint 1 am greatly pleaded with it. 1 cheerfully rvtinin"nrt It hk n splendid prepa ratiou." Miss V. IIkock, Wayiaud, Mich, ilado t7 r. C. Ayr Co., Lowell, Mm. aio manufacturers or Had Not Observed It. "It's such hard work to talk through this telephone!" exclaimed Mr.'. Iiigh- mus. "I hadn't noticed that," said Mr. High mils, who had been listening pntiently for five minutes at the other end of the wire. "It may be a little hard to liear through. my dear, but it doesn't seem to have in terierea wun tne now or your conversa tion." Of Interest to Women. Every woman naturally hould be healthv and stroifr. but a great many womeii, tinftirtu- ately, are not, owing to the un nutural condition of the lives we i 'ad. Heuiia lie, backache and a general tired condition are prevalent amongst the women of today and t re ieve these conditions women rush to tlu 'iruecist:- for a Imttl oi some prepara'.io i supp sed to he particularly for them, and contain ing nobody knows what. If thev would ju.-t pet ali'i ot Uranureth-s I'll-, and take them resr ilarlv every nicht for a time all thtir trouble would disat'iiear, ns these ills re :ulate the organs of the feminine ystem. The s nie dose has the same en" rt. no matt" how lontr thev are used. Brandreth's Pills have been "in use for over a century and :re sold in every drug and medicine store, plain or sugar-coaled. Kenllatle. Critick Yes, D'Auber Is home from his trip to the Rocky mountains. He put in most of bis time making sketches of the mountain peaks. He showed me a lot of them. Ascum How were they? Natural? Critick Well, they're certainly rocky. Philadelphia Press. UNIT OF ELECTRICITY. turo ot Chas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made undePhi personal supervision for over 0 rears. Allow no on to deeeiv rna- ' his JiiKt-as-irnori9' nr hut FTnrinn. .i health of Children Experience ngninst Experiment. c What is CASTORIA CastorLi in a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare ftorie. Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ape is its pruarantee. It detrovs Worms and allays I everisluiess. It .cures Diarrhoea and "Wind . T''hcycs Joetliinff Troubles, cures Constipation and h latulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Momach nnd Bowels, giviiifr healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. Tie Kind You Have Always Bought juears tne Signature of every S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. tm eiirr.un CMmn. tt hurray racrr. an york city. EnKlioh Engineer Tflln What It Can Do, The Electrical Engineer of Loughbor ough has recently told the residents of that town what a unit of electricity is capable of, says the London Leader. It will Saw 300 feet of timber (deal. Clean 5.000 knives. Clean seventy-live pairs of boots. Clip five horses. Warm your curling tongs every day In the year for three minutes and twice on Sundays. Warm your shaving water morning for a mouth. Hun an electric clock for a month. Iron thirty silk hats. Light 3.000 cigars. Knead eight sacks of flour Into dough. Fill and cork 250 dozen pint bottles. Supply nil the air required by nn ordinary church organ for one service. Pump 100 gallons of water, or other liquid, to a height of twenty-live feet Kun nn electric piano for ten months. Lift three and one-half tons seventy- five feet In four minutes Ciive you three Turkish light baths. Koll nine kettles, each holding two pints of water. Hun n small ventilating fan for twenty-one hours. Keep your breakfast warm for five hours. Huu a sowing machine for twenty-, one hours. ' Carry your dinner upstairs every dav . for a week. j Keep your coffee pot wnrm nt the breakfast table every day for a week. Carry you three miles la nn electric brougham. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local aDiilioat diseased i'urtion of the enr. Iteie iscuilvone way m cure dea.uess, and that is by Conititu : tional remedies, l'ea.ness is caus.l by an in I llamtd condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tul. When this tube is inflamed vou have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear lug, and when it is euiirelv closed, I'eafness is tlui result, and unless the inflammation can l tasen out and this tule re toied to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; Din cases out of ten are caused 'bv Catarrh, which is nothing but au inllamed condition of Ihe mucous surfaces. We will irive One Hundred Dollars for n i i-rninrss (causeii nv catarrn) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, tend for tuvuiarB, xree. a t,F- J- fHEXEY CO., Toledo, O. "old bv Druggists, 7.rc. llall'i "Family 1'iUs are the best. Sorrow, of the Plntorrarr. first Millionaire Hard lines these days. Second Millionaire Yes; our rela tives are waiting for us to die to ge: our money, nnd the rest of the world doesn't want to wait that long. Xew York Sun. Strictly BnMneaa. "Thfi graspin'est man I ever knowed," said L'ncle Jerry Peebles, "was an old chap named Snoopins. Somebody told him once that when he breathed he took in oxygon and gave out carbon. lie spent a whole day tryin' to find out which of them two gases cost the most if you have to buy 'em. lie wanted to know whether he was makin' or Iosin' money when he breathed. Chicago Tribune. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot race. A powder. It makes tiph or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure tot- sweating, callous ana hot, tired, aching feet. Sold by all pniirgi&ts. Price 2-ie. Trial pack age mailed ikll. Adaress Allen 8. Olmsted, LcKoy, .New York. OraUaton of HUtory. The good people of Salem had just burned another witch. "According to the census," they said, "there are too many women in Massachu setts, anyway." In order to make a show of being im partial, however, they looked around for Wizard Burbank, but he had escaped to California. 1 A yers SARSAPARILLA. PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. .-jr.. mm 3 MA Seeds prove their worth at harvest time. After over fifty years of success, they are pronounced the best and surest by careful planters everywhere. Your dealer sells them. 1907 Seed Annual free on request. 1. 11. FEUiiY A CO., Detroit, Mich. Snd for S:w Circular Today NA.V. y fIRE and Earthquake S-SSTnl fleM roved onr Sn Francisco premises.es tablished over soj ears iigo, but Dr. Pierce's famous Electric Belts and Trusses may st li be had bv addressing DR. PIEKCE A SOX, 1417 Chestnut St., Alameda, t'al. Keep this for reference. T I CROPS NEVER FAIL In ihe 1 iu"r Snake Vallrr. IHalin wlinrt. JiiKsissippi ulley homeseekers are ftlrns.lv loi ated. Sou.uOu acr-s uii(IeeUpd, Irrltrab e liincl still await ilif settler. hich st and best watered valley in the world. Finest c Iniate: cho ce-ii fruit; Immense crops of urain. alfalfa siivar bets. H um . Ooo Invested In siiRar factories. Xew- H. R. exten sion to Yellowstone par nnens countrv of vaat re sources. Ashton siarted Jan. 1, luoti. a record breaker. Write liir particulars. C. t. MOOIIi: KK A I. KS'I'.AIE COMPANY St. Anthony and Ashtou, Idaho. m . . I rmii rr DR. C. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment Tills wonderful Chi nese Doctor ls called j;n at because he cur I'por.lft without, rnnra- i. on iuhi art R veil in those wonderlul I hi- kif! nse herbs roo s, buds, C!v harks and vegetables if JteSWiil-frfja hat are entirely u u- & W&&fedffl known to mct'.tcal ac VlifSSi0 Jfc(S ence la thio coumry throiiKh the uso of those harmless remedies, 'l ira !ntaiU4a'oc:r knows t lie ac:lon of over 400 different reined:'-, which he uses successlu'ly in diflerent diseases, lie pnaran e"9 toc::recaarrh, a - hma, lun, throat rh umutism, ttvoiis ess, stomach, liver, kid neys, t-tc. ; his bun-Ire 13 of testimonials, t'harees moderate. Call and see blm. Patients out of the ci;y write f-r b!itr:s and circular. Bend stamp. CONSULTATION iKliK Audrcsa The C. Gee Vo Chinese Medicine Co. 162' 5 Tirst SC. S. E. Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Oregon When you buy WET WEATHER CLOTHING you want complete protection and long service. These ar.d marry other good points are combined in TOWER'S FISH BRAND OILED CLOTHING Tbu cant afford to buy any other TQWH C"APi4N CO i.T DON'T DESPAIR. i in i 9 "Vkm 1 Lnw' WHERE TO BUY A PIANO When Sherman, Clay A Company, the old Pacific Coast Piaiio House, which lias been doing business at the corner of Kearney and Sutler streets. San Fran cisco, for over thirty-five years, pur chased the Piano business of the Allen A Gilbert-Kamaker Co , it was every where admitted that it was the most significant iransai-tion ever announced eoneernintr the music business of the Pacific Northwest. Important, be, ause Sherman, Clay A Company ao so well known as a staunch, reliable firm. They have a one-price system. Every Piano' is mark ed in plain figures. A 'child can buy a Piano from Sherman, Clay A Company just as safely as can a state senatoi , and at the same price. They are Pacific Coast agents lor the famous Steinway piano; also many other standard makes such as the Knai'C. Everett. Miniii fc Hamlin. Hardman. A. I!. Chaso. Fischer, Packard. Conover. f.uduii;, Kinasbury, Estcy. Emerson. Steili"jr, Wcllin.cton, Huntinizton atid Mendelssohn. Also Estey, Packard and Cniea'i CiHtau-e Orga'ns. Piano Players and Victor Talk ing Machines. When you visit Portland. Spokane, Tacoma. Seattle, Everett. Kei-.ingham or San Francisco, you should eail and see the Pianos exhibited by Sherman, Clay A-Co. 1 heir P rt an 1 store is op pos.tethe postolhce, Sixth aud Morri son streets. No. 8-C7 THES writing- to ad vcrtisers pleae f inenlion this .ipr. Read the Experience of a Minnesota Woman and Take Heart. If your back aches, and you feel pick, languid, weak and miserable day after aav ion r worry. IVian's Kidney Pills have cured thousands of women in the same condition. 31 rs. A. Heiman, of Stillwat er, Minn., says: "Hut for Po.in's Kidney Pills I would not le living now. They ruretl me in 18!!i ami I've been well since. I used to have such pain in my back that once I fainter!. The kidney Fcvre tions were much disordered, and I was so far gone that I was thought to he at death's door. Since In's Kidney Pills cured me I feel a if I had been pulled back from the tomb." Sold bv all dealers. 50 cents a box. F.eter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, X. Y. r Harvesting Dollars is possible if the seed be judiciously planted. Southern Alberta, Canada, lias demonstrated beyond a doubt that it is the greatest cereal growing country on the continent, and "Alberta Red Wheat" grown there took both the Oold aud Bronze medals at the Portland Exposition. The Canadian Pacific Railway Company has 3,003,0M acres of the best of land, irrigable and non-irrigable, just east of Cal gary, Alberta, which they are sellini: at from $12 to 15 per acre for non-irrigable and f IS to ih per acre for irrigable. Lands sold by them three months ago at these prices are now now being held by the purchasers at $50 per acre and upwards. The harvesting of dollars invested in these lands is just as certain as the harvesting of cereals. If you are interested drop a card to the address below for literature fully describing the opportunity of the age. The Canadian Pacific Irrigation Colonization Company, Ltd. 54 Ninth Avenue West. Calgary, Aiberta, Canada. SALES DEPARTMENT. CANADIAN PACINC RAIIWAY. IRRIGATED LANDS Be sure ! mention this paper when writing. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more roods brighter nrf faster rotors than any other dve. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton eaually ell and is guaranteed ko give perfect result. Ask dealer, or we will send post pain at 10c package. ttrite for free booklet how to da. bleach and mi colors. MONKOC DRUG fft. llnioiwille. Missouri.