Heppner gazette., February 14, 1907, Image 3

HURT, BRUISE OR SPRAIN
T. mm
', THE OLD -MONK-CURE
RELIEVES FROM PAIN
Price 25c and 50c
: shoot at human targets. Hood's Sarsaparilla
Frenchmen Drlnic Illoodleaa Dueling fia surpassed all' other medicines, In merit.
10 an tuzaci science. tales and cures.
Snooting at human targets merely
IRRIGATION IN CANADA.
Alberta Country Fast Coming to the
Front.
The Canadian TacUic Railway com
pany is now engaged in a great irriga
tion work, just east of Calgary, that
will eventually bring under water
lf 500,000 acres of as fine land as there
is in all of Canada. They have just
thrown open to settlement the firm
block of 110,000 acres, which they are
selling at from $15.00 to $25.00 per
acre. In connection with this irri
gated land they are selling non-irigahle
'lands at from $12.00 to $15.00 per acre,
which cannot be surpassed for'grazing
purposes, and affords a range where
flock may graze throughout the entire
year without shelter.
The future of Western Canada, and
particularly the southern portion of Al
berta province, is assured. Calgary,
its metropolis, a city of 20,000 inhab
itants, comosed largely of Americans,
is a live, up-to-date city. Its retail
business is in the hands of bright, pro
gressive business men, who handle
enormous stocks There are a number
of jobbing houses located there, and a
home market for ttock is afforded by a
large packng house. Along the line of
the Canadian Pacific railway in South
ern Alberta, there have been twenty
elevators established the past year, to
be followed by thirty more next year,
so that there will be no shortage for
the immense crops produced in this
section.
The Brit of Reference.
The new servant had presented her
references and the mistress read them
over, declares a writer in Answers,
with a doubtful eye.
"I am not quite satisfied with your
references, Jane," she said.
"Naytlier am I, mum," responded the
stalwart maid, "but they're the best 1
could get."
TO CURE A 'COLD IN ONE DAY
Take I.AXATIVK BRO.MO QUI.MXE Tablets
Druggists refund money if It fails to cure. E. W
GKOVE'S signature is on each box. 25c.
In pulling down the old cathedral ol
Metz a strong box has been found con
taining cuius and watches valued at
120.000.
Caution.
Imitations have been placed upon the
market so closely resenililinu Allc ckV
Tin trrs in general up- earance as to I e
well calculated to deceive. It is however,
in general appearance only thut they
compare with Allcock's, for tliev are not
only lacking in the best elements which
have made Allcock's s ) efficient, hut urv
often harmful in their effects. Iteineinlwr
that Allcock's are the original and only
getiuin porous plasters the best external
remedy known und when purchasing
plasters t he only s- fe way is to ulways
insist upon having Allcock's.
I'ncle Allen.
"Let me see," mused Uncle Allen
Sparks, "in the old days, when we
couldn't charge it up to 'grip,' what was
it we used to cnll this rocky sort of feel
ing we all have just after tlie Lnristuiaa
festivities?"
Economy.
"YVfinr'n th m.itlnr with thnt- mnnl"
asked the dealer, after the customer had
gone out. "He got mad when I tried to
sell him a Christmas tree."
"That's rppem," said one of his neigh
bors. "He's rich and proud, but stingy,
lie hangs all his Christmas presents ou
his family tree." Chicago Tribune.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
bv local applications as thev cannot reach tha
diseased portion oi Uie ear. 'J Here is only one
way lo cure dea nt-ss, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. J-iuaincss is caus d bv an in
llaim d condition of the mucous lining of the
i-ustacman l uue. tieu Mils tube is tnllamed
you nave a rumbling sound or Imperfect bear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, JJeafness is
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube re toied to its normal
condition, bearing will be destroyed forever
Iiin enuOfl ftnt fkf Inn ... piiis.H Yv rutu.rh
which is nothing but an inllamed condition oi
Ice-mucous suriares.
We will give One Hundred Hollars for any
case oi uealness (caused bv catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's ( aiarra Cure, bend for
Circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O,
Sold by Druggists, '.rc.
Hall's i'awily 1'iHs are the best.
Valid Kxcnue.
Indignant Matron (in crowde.I car)
Sir, when so many elderly women are
standing up why don't you rise and offer
one of. them your seat?
Seated Passenger (with dignity) You
are laboring under a mistake, madam. I
am the Bearded Lady.
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the tea thing period.
THE SPENCER SEEDLESS APPLE
WORKS IN THE GARDEN.
Eighty-Seven Years Old, but Has a
' Sound Back.
ISobert Scollan, 87 years old, of 55
Garden Street, Seneca Falls, N. Y.,
a fine sturdy old
gentleman, who
works in his own
garden, gives thanks
to Doan's Kidney
Pills for Lis sound
back ami kidneys;
Mrs. (loetchious,
his daughter, says:
"Father had a se
vere attack of kid-
An Expert Investigates It and Makes
Flattering Report.
There has been much adverse criti
cism of the Spencer Seedless Apple,
notably in the Rural New Yorker and
some of its satellites. The opinion of
a recognized horticulturist, who has
made a thorough examination of the
apple, being allowed free range in the
orchard where they are grown, should
bo valuable to those who are thinking
of planting these trees, as well as to
those who by reason of the criticisms
have been deterred from purchasing.
A company was recently organized in
Canada to handle the Spencer Seedless
Apple trees, but the adverse criticisms
alarmed tlve organizers, anil they re
fused to proceed further with the nego
tiations until they could have the prop
osition thoroughly examined by an ex
perienced horticulturist of reputation of
their own selection. This was readily
assented to; and as a result the Hon.
John Dryden, who for more than twen
ty years was minister of agriculture for
the province of Ontario, wiuj selected to
examine and report on this apple.
for the sjKjrt derived from It and as a
t&it of marksmanship, In other words,
bloodless dueling or fencing with pis
tols, Las been made possible through
the Invention by a Frenchman of a
.harmless wax projectile. This new di
version Is really no more serious than
fencing with swords and has that spice
of realism In it that tends to make any
sport popular.
The new bullet Is an Ingenious de
vice and required a great deal of ex
periment before being perfected. The
situation was thus: A heavy projec
tile must necessarily have a wounding
force, a light one loses Its precision
and a soft bullet will be changed In
shape and describe an Irregular trajec
tory; therefore a harmless projectile
to be effective must differ from all
these. The Frenchman's product Is a
spherical ball of wax-fat, with a small
charge, and In tests twenty-four balls
were lodged In succession In a rectan
gle four by five inches at twenty yards.
At a six-day tournament held In the
Tuilerles the efficiency of the wax bul
let was demonstrated.
ine combatants wear thick screens
for masks, with heavy glass over the
eyes, and wear thick clothing to pre
vent bruising from the Impact of the
balls. The distance is 25 paces and the
weartons are revolvers. The director
of the combat, keeping his gaze fixed
upon a metronome which heats eighty
to 100 times a minute, makes the in
quiry as in an actual duel, "Are you
ready?" and when they reply "Yes" the
director, timing his words exactly to
the beats of the pendulum, cries, "Fire
one two three !"
At the command "Fire!" the adver
saries raise their weapons and shoot.
The two shots must be made before
the command "Three!" As the par
ticipants In these trials were experts
they made a good average, hitting tjieir
man six or seven times out of eight
shots. Although more than 1,000 halls
were fired, there was not the slightest
accident.
The wax bullets can he used In apart
ments as well as in the open air with
out the inconvenience of the lead hall
of small caliber, which will probably
ead to its introduction into the armies
of the various nations for practice
shooting. I'opular Magazine.
Its success, srrpat as It has been, has ap
parently only just begun.
It has received by actual, count more than
10,0(10 testimoulais in two years.
It purifies the blood, cures all blood dis
eases, all humors and all eruptions.
It strengthens the stomach, creates an
appetite and builds up the whole system.
It cures that tired feeling and nukes the
weak strong.
' In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets
known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses ti.
The farms of the United States cover
841,000,000 acres, and employ nearly
10,500,000 people.
CITQ Bt. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous JMsaen
r.l I v permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Ilcsiorer. Kend for FRKK (2trlal bottl and
treatise. JJr. Jt. H. Kline, Ld., 31 Arch bt., ruia.,!'.
The total commerce of Abyssinia is
about $9,500,000 a year.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PA7.0 OINTMENT Is guarantee! to cure any
case of ir hlng, blind, bleeding or protruding
piles in C to 14 days or money refunded. 5uc.
Japanese and Germans nave the same
average brain weight.
CASTOR I A
Por Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Hays Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Nearly one-third of the 381,000 inhab
itants of Cleveland, Ohio, were born in
Europe.
ConoloalTe Itraiontna;,
A little elderly German who keeps
a stationer's shop amuses and Interests
himself by making up stories about bis
customers and telling them to bis fam
ily. "Dat young lady who lias de pink
cheeks, she be married soon, I t'lnk,"
be announced one night.
"Now, my Carl, you know nottlngs
of her whateffer, Is it not so?" and his
wife tried to look as If she did not
think bim a wonderfully clever man.
"It Is like dis," said the stationer.
solemnly. "I observe, and I know. At
first she buy paper and envelopes de
same; later she buy twice as more
paper, and den five tr.nes as more
paper as envelopes. So I know she is
become betrothed.
"And to-day," he said, beaming with
pleasure, "to-day she buy only one
half-dozen envelopes and five times as
more paper; and when I tell her she;
get dem cheaper if she buy many, she
say to me, 'I have no need of more.
t'ank you.' so I know de friend he
comes soon, and so comes de marriage
on quickly."
More than $10,0X),006 worth of sport
ing goods were sold in the United States
last year.
The Jar of
Coughing
Hammer blows, steadily ap
plied, break the hardest rock.
Coughing, day after day, jars
and tears the throat and lungs
until the healthy tissues give
way. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
stops the coughing, and heals
the torn membranes.
"I always Veen Ayr' Cherry Pectoral In
the house. It given perfect relief whenever
any of us have roughs or hard colds. I have
used it for a (Treat many jnxr and so know
all ahoot It." Mas. Haht Obkrteam, Varys-
dujk, i. s.
A
wrasHBBsm
iXade by J. C. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
Also manuiaciurers or
7 SARSAPABILLA.
PILLS.
ha:b vigor.
yers
Biliousness, constipation retard re
covery. Cure these with Ayer's Pills.
OWA11D E. BURTON. Assayer R7-" Chemist.
i Silvpr.x. ad.81 : (Joul, Silver,"': Oold, Soc; Zinc or
eadwile, Colorado. Kpw-imen prii's: Oo!;J,
Copper, $1. C'ynnido tws. Mailing enve.opes and
full price list sent ou ftjpiteation. Control and Um
pire work solicited. 1.. triiuetj : Carbouaie sc
tioual iittuk.
FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) .
SHORTHORN CATTLE, rRcg stered)
BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS
PACINC NURSERY CO.
Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon
RESULTS NOT AS PLANNED.
xlie lion John iirvuens name 19 a
ney trouble and lumbago, which caused 1 household word in Canada and Great
him much differing. He began taking Britain, and his reputation is such as
Doan's Kidney Pills and watt soon cured, j will carry great weight wherever he is
We always keep them on hand. My j known. Ilis rejwrt is most flattering
husband was cured of had pains in the and an unqualified endorsement of the
back by taking only part of a box." I apple. A copy of it is sent free upon
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. ' applieat:on to the Spencer Seediei-s
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y,
j Apple Company, Evtrvtt, Washington.
BAD BLOOD
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE
Every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and
Strength. When this life stream is flowing through, the system in a state of
purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
because pure blood is nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however,
the" bodv is fed on weak, imcure or Dolluted blood, the svstrm i (Vnriv f
J - A 1 j " ' ' " "taV v
it-e ctrnrtVi sicaica frarmd rn! I .f mA 4 1. a 1 . ... f 4 1 ,1 II II II L
ji.? ovivum, ijiMj nuu nic uuuuic 13 iiiauucsii'u in various I
ways, l'ustuiar eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections
ehow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too
much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca
tarrh, bcrofula, Contagious Ulood I'oison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
disorders mat win continue to grow worse as long as the ppison remains.
These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various wavs.
Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the
avenues ot bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases is
another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and
t r r r ? . . . ... . . . . - .
microDes oi iuaiana mio our lungs, ana wnen mese gee into me blood in
Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier ox disease instead of health. Some
are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
1 j: -r a. i i j . . . ,.
consuiuuonai uiscuc m uncc&iuis is iianucu uown 10 mem ana iney are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis
case, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to
suffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes anv
... . . . . . . . . . .. ,. . - j
and all poisons, supplies wc acaiuiim properties it needs, and completely
and permanently cures blood diseases cf
every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so
thorough that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Elood Toison, etc.. and does not leave the
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely
harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class
ffa-ujj stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write,
TKE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm
PURELY
VEGETABLE
Nature Tnrnn Asnonan Dam Into a
Joke on England.
Every year sees new harnessing of
natures forces by man for his uses.
But Mother Earth seems to have a
sense or Humor and gratifies it by
turning man's devices into means for
his discomfiture. The dam of Assouan
the latest humiliating instance of
a tremendous achievement producing
results oiiiwslte to those planned.
That mighty engineering work was
to lie the monument to the British oc-
upaney of Egypt. It was to end all
famine in the Nile valley. There was
o be no further dependence upon the
hances of the seasons for the enricli-
ning overflows. Held wltliiu Assou
an s mammoth reservoirs, tlie fertiliz
ing flood could be released whenever
needed. The Nile crops would be per
fect and the people happy each year,
Instead of at such intervals as the
whim of the river willed.
AH the nations applauded England
when the work that was to make
Egypt a land of plenty was completed.
But nature had not been Consulted
with surlicient care. And to-dav the
Egyptians are damning the dam of As
souan with oriental fervor.
Outbursts of fanatics, aggrieved be
cause some or trie most sacred relics
of the past have been submerged might
le disregarded. But there are more
practical reasons for the growing dis
content. Water, once an occasional
boon, now Is had In plenty. But the
erojra are not wiiat they were when
the Nile attended to Its own overflow
ing . Grain Is scantier, and cotton, the
country's most valuable product. Is de
teriorating, Its once unequaled fiber ap
proaching every year nearer similarity
with the more brittle, least costly
American staple.
... i . . . , .i i .
i ne e.iuiwi;u ion is simple. it was
not the Nile flood but the fertilizing
matter held In solution that rlchened
the soil. Those properties are pre
cipitated when the water Is held stag-
behlnd the barrier nt Assouan,
Knglandr thinking Its work finished.
amis nun n win onijr negun a more
difficult task. Pame Nature has had
her Joke. New York Mall.
$300,000
Capital Stock.
$200,000
deposited with
Ins. Dept of
Michigan
UNITED STATES
HEALTH & ACCIDENT
INSURANCE COMPANY
01 Saginaw, Michigan.
WRITE TODAY
asking about our popular one dollar a
month plan that pays aeciik'iital death
and accident and sick indemnity, (iive
age and occupation. All business on
tlie Pacific Coast paid through the First
National Bank of Portland.
R. L. ALDRICH, Mgr. Western Office
209-210 Marquam Bldg. Portland, Oregon
Many Afflicted Country People
are coming to us for treatment and
returning home cured. We perma
nently and promptly cure Indiges
tion, Rheumatism, all Private and
Wasting Diseases, Nervous Disor
ders, Diseases of Women and Child
ren, Kozema, Blood, Skin and
Chronic Diseases. No matter what
your trouble may be, come to see us.
Fret Consultation and Examination.
New York Surgical and Medical Institute
Permanently Located at Corner of Sixth and
C3231a) Washington Sts., Portland, Or.
CROPS NEVER FAIL
In ih 1it Snake Valley, Idaho, where
25.0OU MishiFsii pi Valley lii meseekers an alr-atv
iOi ated. Mo.uuj arr s unde elopi d, irrlaut) e land
sttll await i la-- settler, l.ieli st ai d best wa'ered
valley In the world. FInesi c tmate; cho cesi fruit;
Immense croua of train, nltalf'a su-ur beets. M.Ojo,
uoo invested In sugar factories. "ev it. K. exte.r
sion to Yellowstone parte ot ns country of vasi re
sources. Ashton started Jan. 1, 1D06, a record
breaker. Write for part culars.
C. C. MOOItK ItKAL KSTATK COMPANY
tit. Anthony and Asliton, Idaho.
AUSTIN WELL DRILLS
Made in all s yles and a 1 sizes, (jet water and oil
anywhere, liist Drilling Tools made. Get eaia
logs .,n,l prices. BEALL & CO.
321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Or.
' "AS
have stood the test for over so venrs.
and are still in the lead. Their absolute
certainty of growth, their uncommonly
large yields of delicious veijetat.les and.
beautitul tiowers, make them the most
reliable and the most popular every-
where, isold by mi dealers. 1907
Seed Annual free on request.
r&SV 0. M. FERRY & CO.,
6-i7.-Tw natrnlt. Mich.
MULEIEAM
ORAX
FOR WASHING WINDOWS
Use hot water and 20 Mule Team Borax wipe
dry and polish with old newspaper.
All dealers. Sample, Souvenir Picture In 10
colors and booklet 5e, and dealers name. Ad
dress PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal
P. N. U
No. 7-07
WHEN writing to advertisers please
mention this paper.
HOLD UP!
and consider
K7
rsBH POMMEL
LIKE ALL
WATERPROOF
CLOTHING.
Is made of the btst
milmiliintldckorfllw
hilly Suatantftiand sc!d by
rfiiiSr dealers r.'frywhtrr.
17 5TICKT0THE
5ICN OF THE FISH
VTOWIH CO.
'!Tl.n.W.US
ftSM HlSr T0WTR CANASIAN UO.NTa A .
" TOOVO. CAN. PS
Harvesting Dollars
is possible if the seed be judiciously planter.
Southern Alberta, Canada, has demonstrated beyond a doubt
that it is the greates-t cereal growing country on the continent,
and "Alberta Red Wheat" grown there took both the Gold and
Bronze medals at the Portland Exposition.
The Canadian Pacific Railway Company has 3.00f),000 acres
of the best of land, irrigable and non-irri;'abk just eat of Cal
gary, Alberta, which they are selling at from fl2 to J 15 per acre
for non-irrigable and f IS to $25 per acre for irrigable.
Lands sold by them three months ago at these prices are now
now being held by the purchasers at $50 per acre and upwards.
The harvesting of dollars invested in these lands is just as
certain as the harvesting of cereals.
If you are interested drop a card to the address below for
literature fully describing the opportunity o: the age.
The Canadian Pacific Irrigation Colonization Company, Ltd.
54 Ninth Avenue Wot, Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
SALES DEPARTMENT, CANADIAN PACIflC RAILWAY, IRRIGATED LANDS
Be sure to mention this paper when writing.
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Her Strong- Faith.
"Oh, Tom," exclaimed the fair young
maid, as tnelr auto flew along, "there's
a church Just ahead there."
"Rut," replied the eloping lover, -we
can t lie married there."
"Well, but we might stop there awhile
and pray that we may not be over
taken." Philadelphia Press.
Fanetlon f a
The Bachelor So
Helpmeet.
you are to mnrr-v
again, i tnougnt you said when
first wife died that the sorrow
great you could not bear It?
The Widower You misunderstood
me; I meant I could not bear It inn
FHegende Blaetter.
your
was so
The Sole Ofcje-etloa.
Alice I hear your husband Is golnjj
to have an automobile?
Eva That's something I wouldn't
permit under any circumstance.
Mourning colors don't become me.
FHegende Blaetter.
Some people's
ilue to the fact
found out.
goodness Is probably
that they are never
EVERY FARMER
SHOULD READ THIS
The Spencer Seedless Apple is the greatest
discovery since the seedless orange. It is a
marvel in apple culture. No seeds, no core, no
waste; rich red color; commercial size; good
shipper; excellent flavor; splendid keeper; a
market leader; no bloom, frost proof.
WRITE TODAY
For free booklet and particulars. Splendid in
ducements to agents.
The Spencer Seedless Apple Co.
MAIN OFFICE
414 American National Bank Bldg., Everett, Washington.
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