Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, January 24, 1907, Image 7

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Newspaper Page Text( HOUSEHOLD FRIEND. Pc- Catarrh Cough Colds, for IIUMIU 'WJm-wif. ... .i t2XB?- FOR "ARR n4 OF THE THROAT, STOMACH KIDNEYS BLADDER I F1ALE ORGANS' lVrunii if a household friend in more than a million homes. This number is increasing every day. IVruna has be come a household word all over the English speaking world. It is an old tried remedy for all catarrhal diseases of 1 lie bead, throat, lunjrs, f-tomach, Kidneys, bladder and female organs. Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna Alma nac for 1907 Vnerrtalnty of Life. "Young man," Paid the clerical-looking passenger, addressing the beardless Individual across the aisle, "do you ever consider when you He down at night that you may never see the sun rise again." "No," replied the Tarty nt whom the query had leen fired, "can't say that I do; but every morning when I wake up I realize that I may not live to see another sunset." "You do?" queried the surprised c. 1. p. "I do," answered the young man. "You see, I'm a baseball umpire." Cincinnati Enquirer. TERRIBLE TO RECALL. Five Weeks In Bed With Intensely Painful Kidney Trouble. Mis. Mary Wagner, of 1307 Kossuth Ave., Bridgeport, Conn., says: "I was so weakened and Burglar Have I gotten everything? Dlmpleton Do you extxjet me to tell that? Burglar I think you ought, as a matter of honor. Judge. Castleton About how much dors It cast to run a steam yacht? Hlghblow er If It makes any difference to jou, you can't afford It. Judge. Her Father What are you and young .Shortleigh going to live on in case you marry? His Daughter Well, If you must know, papa, look In the mirror. Tit-Iiits. "Do you believe In marrying for 'eve alone?" he asked. "Oh, yes," replied the bright little lady who had just re turned from South Dakota; "1 always do. "Oh i ca go Record - Herald. "I believe old Grahhlttson wouid give his soul for money." "Yes, and he'd probably get more than it was -ovth, no matter how small the amount hap pened to Ik?." Chicago Jtecord Herald. Old ISoozer No, passon ; 1 tell 'e I never could swaller that yarn about Samson and them 'ere Philistines. Parson Heally! Well, It's about the only thing you couldn't fw.iIIoy. Scraps. "Robbie, I hope you didn't tell your 'mother that you saw me kissing sister last night." "Nope, I didn't hive to. Sis waked us all up at midnight when you went home and told It herself." Minneapolis Journal. "Do you approve of spelling re form?" "Yes," answered the adaptable citizen. The only objection is that it consumes more time remembering to spell the new way than It does to put in the extra letters." Washington Star. She I can't bear actors; they're so conceited! He Rut I'm an actor, and you don't think I'm conceited, do you? She (seeking to recover herself) Oh, of course not! I mean the big ones; the little ones don't count. Sacred Heart Review. He I don't like your friend. Miss Knox. She told an acquainting of mine that I -was a perfect idiot She Oh, I'm sure she didn't mean ,t. She knows as well as anyone else that no human being Is absolutely perfect Brooklyn Citizen. Wlgg The last I saw of you Young pop was talking you to death aoout his baby. How did you get rid of him? Wagg Oh, some fellow came along who had Just bought an automobile, so I Introduced them aud made my escape. Philadelphia Record. Small Girl (with smaller, brother) How much Is it to Shepherd's Bush? Box Office Clerk Tupience. I've told you that five times already. Small Girl Yes, I know; but little Willy likes to see you come to the window ; it re minds him of the zoo. Sketch. Tom Well, darling, I have se.jn your father and he has given his consent (J race He approves of love In a cot tage, then? "No, but he says that a For that Dandruff There is one thing that will cure it Ayer's Kair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-medicine. It quickly destroys the germs which cause this disease. The unhealthy scalp b'ecomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had to disappear. A healthy scalp means a great deal to you healthy hair, no dan druff,nopimpies,no eruptions. The best kind of a testimonial "Sold lor over sixty years." Mali by J. C. Ayr Co., Lowell, Mftua. Also muuuiaoiurori or 9 SAHSAPARILLA. yers CHEKKY PECTOPAL. More than Likely. John Kendrick Bangs was discussing in a New lork club a case of plagiar ism, says the New York Tribune. "The man admitted that plagiarism was suspected of him," said Mr. Bangs smiling, "ne almost admitted it was proved. He reminded me of a Yoiikers boy I used to know. "This boy said to his chum one morn ing: " 'I hid under the parlor sofa last night to hear what young Softleigh would say to my sister.' '"Well, what did he say?' the other boy asked. "'He only talked religion and poli tics, and he kicked me about thirty times on the head.' " 'He knew you were there, I guess,' said the second boy. "'I'm afraid he suspected it'" Delicacy of Frenchmen Undoubtedly Frenchmen have the most delicate way of expressing them selves," said a New York young woman to a group of friends at tea. "I have just had the oddest little encounter with a man who looked as If he had just arrived here, his clo,thes were' so unmistakably Parisian. I was walk ing In Broadway when I saw him com ing. To my surprise, as he was a stran ger to me, he stopped, put his heels to gether and, taking off his hat made a low bow. 'Pardon, mademoiselle,' said he, 'your beneath skirt descends.' Mak ing again the same elaborate bow, he passed on. I looked do,wn and saw that my silk petticoat was showing just a little below the outside skirt Had an American man noticed it, he would have . felt embarrassment about men tioning It; or, if he had the courage, he never would have been able to think of such a delicate way of mak ing that bit o.f a misfit known to me." New York Press. rtTp fit. Vitas' Panre and all Nervous D!aaeea I 1 1 0 Permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Kesiorer. Hend for FKEK 2trlal bottle and n-1-l ..-I., tT,.1a na n.iieh lime ffoltinflr treaUae. Dr. li. li.Jvllne.i.u.,Ji Arcn eu, t -uua..ra. and motoring as you do really has not much need of a home." Tattler. generally rundown "Where was he struck by the auto with kidney dis- , ,1)0i,ne?" asked the coroner. 'At the ease that for a long jmu,tlou Df the dorsal and cervical ver timelcould not do tt.brffle nnsWered the surgeon. "Will my worn aim was , ,iT ti,.ir nnt t! mm?" . . Ill lM t1"7 i'V.HV ...... V... .w There was cont inn al bearing down "Mr. Merchant, said the new cleric, preparing to ask for more kuy, "I think I understand the business pretty well now, and " "Yes?" interrupt ed his employer. "Well, keep at it before inc. The passages of the kidney four or five years. Perhaps you'll tin (oeretions were irregular and painful, derstand it then as well as you think ! asked the coroner. Indicating jiie that hung on the wall. Chicago Tribune. pain, terrible back aches, headaches and at times dizzy ppells when every thing was a blur and there was considerable sediment and odor. I don't know what I would have done but for Moan's Kidney Pills. I could see an improvement from the lir-t box, and live boxes brought a final cure." Sold by nil dealers. 50 cents-a lxx Foster-M iiliurn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. ALBERTA The land of the poMi'ii rain. Here Is a snap or hive-tors, " acres, improved, ft miles from the urowitin town of Macleod. $12 per aero. In two years from now this land will be worth .'U per aero. Apply in a rush to G. F. BEERE, Macleod, Alberta lieforonoo: I'nion Hank of Canada. IF YOU PLEASE Kindly remenitier that wo buy ami sell all kinds of Mining Stocks and Honds that arc on the market. Should you want to buy or sell w rite or wire f . J. CATTERLIN & CO. 1 25 Abington Building Portland, Oregon ff- Member of Portland Stock Exchange you do now." Philadelphia Press. In a trolley accident In New Knst land an Irishman was badly hurt. The next day a lawyer called on him and asked if he intended to sue the com pany for damages. "Damages?" mild Pat, looking feebly over h!s bandages. "Sure, I have thlm already. I'd loike to sue the railway for repairs, sor, av yc'U take the case." Youth's Compan ion. Something of a Psychologist. When Jenkins received an autograph copy of his friend Clement's latest book on the "Genetic Theory of Knowl edge," he Immediately sat down and acknowledged the gift saying that he "anticipated great pleasure In Its perusal." "Why didn't you read It first?" asked his wife. A Patient Snake. One does not often attribute the vir tue of patience to a snake. "Letters from a Surgeon," however, contains an anecdote in which its existence Is evi dent. Doctor Perry, surgeon of the Twentieth Massachusetts, wakened in camp one morning to find himself tight ly held In the clutch of Doctor Ilay ward, his senior officer. "Don't move, John, till I say three!" ordered the senior, sharply. "Then seize my hands and spring to your feet One, two, three!" ' At the word Doctor Perry jumped, and never made a cleaner leap. He was just in time to see a moccasin dive under the coat which he had been us ing for a pillow. Armed with 6licks. they dragged the coat away, but saw only the hole into which the snake had glided. The surgeon had accidentally blocked the entrance to the reptile's abode, and It had lain all coiled under the back of his neck, waiting patiently for bltn to move so It could enter. Ill Object. "Do you enjoy staying out until 2 and 3 o'clock every morning?" "No, Indeed ; but I can't afford to let my wife get into the habit of especting me homo early." Houston Post PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT 1h gtiarentced to cure any case of U-hiiiK, blind, bleediui? or protruding piles In 6 to 11 days or money refundeJ..rX)c. The Eufaula (I. T.) Journal boasts that every ropy of its weekly is fed into the press by a ftillhlnod Inriia woman, whose husbatnl turns the press. Knvy. Dick Ynur cheeks are beautiful to night, my dear. Katharine Yes. Jack Frost kissed them. Dick He did? Lucky Jack. Mothers will find Mrs. WlnnoVa toothing Byrup tne boat remedy to use for their chilUroa during tuo teethiiig period. Unite a Difference. "What!" exclaimed the angry mo diste. "You mean to say that Mrs. De Flasher used all the samples we sent up to make a fancy quilt? Why, she Is an old crank." . "P.ut Mrs. De Flasher Is worth a hundred thousand. " "Heally? Well, In that cose I sup pose she is eccentric." "And sin; will inherit half a million by the first of the year." "Half a million? Why, write the lady a note at once and tell her she can have another bundle of samp's and compliment her on being so de lightfully bizarre." Shake Into Your Shoe Allen's Foot-Kftse. A powder. It makes tipht or new kIiocs feel easy. It is a cot tain cure for (iweatinir. callous and hot. tirea. aching feet. Hold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial pack age mailed FKfcE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, LeEoy, New York.. On Thing at a Time. "But don't you think," asked the argu mentative boarder, "that the street car service ought to be improved?" "That is a qupstion for the future," said the philosophical boarder. "The present duty is to ameliorate if Timely AlKiance. "Your honor," pleaded Goodman Oon rong, "I haven't always been like this. I am descended from revolutionary fore fathers." "You certainly seem to have reached the bottom," said his honor. "I'll give you a chance to rise. You will go up for sixty davs. Call the npxt case!" Catarrh Is 'a constitutional disease originating In impure blood and requiring constitutions treatment acting through and purifying the blood for its radical and permanent cure. The greatest constitutional remedy Is Kood:3 Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. Nasal and other local forms of catarrh are relieved bj Catarrlefs, which allay in flammation and deodorize discharge. SOc. Darliera A gem Afro. The first barbers of whom there Is any record plied their trade in Greece In the fifth century P. C. In Rome the first barbers operated in the third cen tury B. C. In olden times in England the barber and the physician were iden tical. Thus, a king's barber was also bis chief medical adviser. In the time of Henry VIII. of En gland, laws were made concerning bar bers, of which the following is an ex tract: "So person occupying a shav ing or barbery in London shall use any surgery, letting of blood or other mat ter, except the drawing of teeth." The Kind You Have Always lioucrlit lias borne the siirna- ture of Chas. If. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision lor over DO years. Allow no orra to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good" are but Exper:. eats, and endanger tiio health of Children Experience ajrair.st Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, J'are ftorie, lrops and Soothing Sjmns. It i-i Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It ci:res DiarrJiu-a and "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Ilowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's l'anaceti Tho Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. Always to be Depended Upon. When a person gets up in the morning with a dull headache and a t red, stretchy feeling, it is an almost certnin indication that the 1 ver, or bowels or both are uecid- edly cut of order. At such times ature. the wisest and be-t of all docters, takes this ineins to give wamins that slie ne. ds tlie help and gen tie assistance which can best be ob ained from tha' old family remedy," Brandreth's PilN, which lias been n use" for over a cen tu r v. 'llicy are th same fine laxative tonic pd' your rami arents used, when doctors were few and far between and w hen people had to have :i reme y that could absolutely ue (lepeiKieu upon. Jnandretli 1 'ills can be depended upon and are sold in every dang and medicine sture, either plain or su-ar-coated. Snlt a a I) nut Layer. Salt is the latest device for laying dust on roads in the country. The au thor of the new departure is M. Trint- zins, city surveyor of Rouen, who has published it as the result of a long series of experiments. The list of these, while bringing out the weak side of (lie new system, possesses considerable interest as showing It to possess real possibilities of utility. A long stretch of road was first watered and then sprin kled with salt. The next day the sur face of the road was covered with a thin glazed crust. Rain removed this in parts, but where the glaze remained there was no dust for five days. THE CCNTftUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY ITHCT, NEW YORK CITY. Ancient Coffin. The coffins of the ancient Egyp tians -were made of marb'e and stone. The Romans used similar receptacles for their dead, and Alexander the Great Is said to have been buried in a coffin of solid gold. In parts of England glass coffins have been found. The Athenian heroes were buried in coffins made of cedar, owing to its aro matic and incorruptible qualities, while the first record of wooden coffins in En gland dates back to the days of King Arthur. This monarch was supposed to have been buried in the hollowed trunk of a gigantic oak. Tatent coffins were Invented in 1790, and metallic air tight coffins were advertised at Bir mingham in 1SG1. 4Q O tO. 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