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WHAT IS PE-RU-NA? Is It a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or Is It Both? Some people call Peruna a great tonic. Others refer to Peruna as a great catarrh remedy. Which of these people are right? Is it more proper to call Peruna a catarrh remedy than to cull it a tonic? Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be no effectual eaturrh remetly that is not also a tonic. In order to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only have a specific action on the mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, but it must have a general tonic action on the nervous Bynteiu. Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condition of some mucous membrane. There must be something to strengthen the circu lation, to give tone to the arteries, and to raise the vital forces. Perhaps no vegetable remedy in ihe world has attracted so much attention from medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy of this herb has been recognized many years, and is growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with CUDEIiS and COPAIBA a trio of medi cal agents is formed in Peruna which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh that in the present state of medical progress cannot be improved upon. This action, reinforced by such renowned tonics as COLLINSOMA CANADENSIS, COHYDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body. From a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of Peruna confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quart er of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusias tic. When practical experience confirms a well grounded theory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken. The Only Doubtful Citizen. "Everybody Is telling exactly what you will do if you are elected to of fice." "Yes," answered the candidate. "Well, what will you do?" "I dout know yet." Washington Star. How's Thli? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for ny case of Catarrh that cauuot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. K. J. IHE.NKV & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known Sf. J. Cheney for the last 15 yean, and believe hlra perfectly honorable in all business transac tion!) and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their nrrn. W aeir St Iruax, wholesale Imipriitj, Toledo, O. Walwnu, Kinnan Si Maevin, liolesale Lirug-gi-u, Toledo, . Hall's Ca.arrh Cure is taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price 7oc. per botue. Isold by all Druggists. Testimonials fret. Hall a Family Pills are the best. A Choice of Evils. Landlady Would you advise me to eend my daughter to a cooking school or to a music school? Hoarder ( reflectively ) Well. I think I'd send her to a cooking school. It mny be more fatal in Its results, but It Isn't anything like so noisy. Of Coo me. . Gunner I see where a man In the Bouthwest had tweuty-three children and then disappeared. What do you think of that? Uuyer Why, that was nothing un usual. Gunner What? Guyer Why, twenty-three skldoo 1 BLOATED WITH DROPSY. The Heart Was Badly Affected When the Patient Began Using Doan's Kidney Pills. Jlrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, of 415 West Fourth St., Olynipia, Wash., says: ror over tnree years I suffered with a dropsical condition without being aware that it was due to kid ney trouble. The early stages were principally back ache and bearing down pain, but I went along with out worrying much until dropsy Bet in. My feet and an kles swelled up, my hands puffed and became so tense 1 could hardly close them. I had great difficulty in breath ing, and my Heart would nutter with the least exertion. I could not walk far without stopping again and again to rest. Since using four boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has gone down and the feelings of distress have disappeared." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster MUburri Co., Puffalo, N. Y. The End of nook. What brings about the end of books? Is It tire, water, worms? As every ship launched is hound to be wrecked, every theater to be burned, the finis of the Jjook Is Its reduction to ashes. What became of the Alexandrian li brary? Did the Saracens buru It in 0-10? There Is this question asked: Was there any library at Alexandria ccntaiuine 700.000 books? Gibbon in clines to the opinion that there was no such library. Canon Taylor Insists that if there had been a library It was burned In the time of Julius Caesar. Tradition seems to Indicate, however, that there was a library In the sera peum, by no means a large collection, but whether destroyed by Theophilus or Theodosius is not known. It looks as If the charge brought against the Arabs rested on no foundation. Explo rations of Alexandria in fs05-9fl show no traces of the serapeuin. The sea port of Egypt was built on a damp foundation, and granting that there was a library, If not destroyed by fire, then the papyri might have suffered from decay due ft water. Hooks of to-day taken to India, to the Southern States and to the West Indies perish through mildew. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is guarenteed to cure any case of lclilnsr, blind, bleeding or protruding piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 5oc. s&r Is? nonana llread. Bread made from banana flour Is common enough In Europe and Eng land. One pound Is said to contain more nourishment and energy produc ing material than one pouud of the finest beefsteak, Is much more digest ible and less than one-sixth the price. Sir Henry Stanley was a firm believer in the banana. He went so far as to advise that its consumption would cure rheumatism, gout and all liver affec tions. When lying at the point of death from gastritis a light gruel of banana flour mixed with milk was the only food he could retain and digest. The secret or tlio banana as a health and strength producing food lies in its high percentage of proteids and the great number of Its calories, respectively 20 and 301.71. It Is a perfectly balanced ration If sliced for breakfast and serv ed with milk and sugar. New York Press. Scrofula Few are entirely free from it. It m,ay develop so slowly as to cause little if anydisturbanceduring the whole period of childhood. It may then produce dyspepsia, ca- tarrn, ana marked tendency to con sumption, before causing eruptions, sores or swellings. To get entirely rid of it take the great Diooa-punuer, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. A Deep I) far. Cliolly Of course, I admit I talked about myself, but they talked about trade all the time, and, of course, that was worse. Miss Pepprey You were perfectly right. It's better to talk about nothing than talk about trade. Philadelphia Press. Keep Your Blood Pure. No one can b- li.-mriv iiWit-Vmartel and healthy with a body full of blood that ca n t do it duty to every part be cause of its impurity; therefore, the first and most important work in hand i to pur ify the blood so that everv oran will get the full I enefit of a healthy circulation. ere is no reined v we know of sn ir,r.,l ni that old family remedy. Hrandr th l ills. Each pill contains one trr.iin oft ic solid ex tra 1 of's ii saiiarilla blended with two trains of a combination of pure and mild vtiru- talile products, niak ng it a blood pu' ilier unexcelled in character. One or two taken every night for awhi.e will produce sur- prisi g res Its. Jirandreth's Pills have been in use for over a century and are s Id in ev'. ry irup jind rn d tine fetore. either nlain or sutrar- coated. A Narrow Escape. The company had assembled In the church, but the bridegroom wan no where to be found. Finally a messen ger announced that the young man had been run over and killed while on nis way to the church. "And just think," she said a month afterward to a friend, "what a narrow escape I had from becoming a widow!" WeakL Bronchitis ft. Vitus' fianee and all Nervous Diseased permanently cured by I)r. Kline's (ip-at erve Keaiorer. Send fur r iif.v. t'Z trial bottle and treatise, lit. IX. It. Kline, 11.,U31 Arch -St., l'blla..l'a. Sounded ion vlncluflr. The editor was criticising the poem just brought in by the literary contrib utor. "You speak of the 'spirit of the for est,' " he said. "Do you think there is such a thing as a forest spirit, as dis tinguished from any other kind?" "Yes, sir !" fiercely responded the liter ary contributor. "Didn't you ever hear of such a thing as wood alcohol?" You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease TREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted. Le Rov. N. Y.. for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It curesBweat ing, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tiirht shoes easy. A certain cure for corns. In growing nails and bunions. Alldrugistsscll it. &c. Don't accept any substitute. Upward of 200,000,000 gallons per an num of aerated waters are drunk in the United Kingdom. From he Hack Fence. City Hoarder That old cat mide an awful noise in the back yard last night. Farmer Geehaw Yaas; ever sence he made a meal off th' canary las' win ter he's got th' idee in his head as heow he's a natur 1 horn singer, b'gosh! Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnsiow's Ooothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their childroa during the teething period. Seamen on nativp river craft 'n China get $3 a month ; on sea-fjoing Chinese vessels $8. Tbey furnish their cwn food. ii.Ii.UU'i.Ii'.iUi.; UK. U Csnllon. "Why do you avoid making speeches yourself?" asked the friend. "It's better to have some one else attend to the oratory," answered Sena tor Sorghum. "In that way you can ascertain which of your opinions are unpopular and repudiate them." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Steel iron. rusts seven times as rapidly as Afcge(able Preparati' for As similating ttieFoodandfiegula ling ihc Stomachs andBowels of Promotes Digeslion.Cheerfur ness and Rest.Contains neilher Opium.Morphine nor Mineral IOTAIICOTIC. Pumpiut Seal" Alx.Smna foxkilU SJJl- taremine -i auiorudc-So&t- , Sugar Mnlirprt ficrrm Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa Ron, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea 'iVorms .Convulsions .Feverish ness And Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. pan ye 5lil 'EU I in For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought EUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY It is perfectly natural to mb the spot that hurts, and when the muscles, nerves, joints and bones are throbbing aud twitching" with the pains of Rheumatism tlie suUerer 13 apt to turn to the lmiment bottle, or some other external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing counter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo- i.imy, uuian nave no uireci curative cuccr. on tne real disease because it docs not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BIJ RUBBED AWAY. Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid ia the blood, brought about by the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of the body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift juu.-xjic jiiuanc oi juiul .u joint, seining on me nerves, causing inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood aud renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so'that instead of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed and nourished by rich, health-sustaining uiooo. wmcn completely ana permanently cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed of both purif3'ing and tonic properties j use wnar. is needed in every case of Rheu matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use cf S. S. S. and write us alxmt your case and our physicians will give 3-011 any information or advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm. PURELY VEGETABLE "What makes you think he married her for her money?" "She does." Cleveland Press. Every man has his faults, but no man has as many as bis wife thinks he has. Chicago Record-Herald. "W'eren't you fired by the college snlrlt when at Yale?" "No. By the president" Cleveland Press. "Will they hang the prisoner?" "Not yet. His lawyers managed to hang the jury." Baltimore American. "I would share your every sorrow. "But I have no sorrows." "Walt till we're married." Cleveland Leader. "You kiss like an exoert." said the pretty maid. "How do you know I do?" Queried the mere man. Chicago News. "How much did he make out of that latest graft scheme?" "A clean mil lion." "You mean a million." Cleve land Plain Dealer. Mrs. Hoyle I hear that your son had to leave college. Mrs. Doyle Yes: he Ktudi?d too hard, learning the foothall signals. Puck. "What do you think of this theory of living out of doors?" "It an de pends on whether you leave the house voluntarily, or are nut out." Detroit Free Press. "Bobby, did you have a good time at the piculc?" "Yes, mother,." "Why didn't you stay until it was over?" "What was the use, mother? We were through eating." Milwaukee Sentinel. "Alas!" sighed the poet. "We can no longer keep the wolf from the door." "Oh, I don't know," rejoined his wife. "You might sit on the front 6tep and read one of your poems aloud." Chi cago Daily News. "The ancients thought the world was flat" "Well, I dou't blame 'em. They had no chorus girls, no cigar ettes, no bridge, no society journals. It must have been In those days." Philadelphia Bulletin. Mr. Nervous I love the smell of mo tor cars! Hostess Really ? What an extraordinary taste! Why do you like it? Mr. Nervous Because when you smell it you know the danger's past. Topeka Journal. "Here's something about the Dutch stealing one of the Philippine Islands, I wonder what Uncle Sam will do about it?" "Well, It would serve them right if he refused to take It back." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I suppose you motto Is, 'Be sure YUU IC UliUL QUU LHl.lI u l u in .l ' 1 . 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You're the third since I left the lodge. Chicago Tribune. "They say you allow your husband to carry a latch key now." "So I do. But the key doesn't fit the door. I Just let him carry It to humor blm. He likes to show It to his friends,- you know, and make them think he's Inde pendent." Los Angeles Times. "If ye please, mum," said the ancient hero. In an appealing voice, as he stood at the back door of the cottage on washday, "I've lost my leg " "Well, I ain't got It," snapped the woman fiercely. And the door closed with a bang. Ladles' Home Journal. An applicant for the post of mis tress In a country school was asked : What Is your position in regard to the whipping of children?" She replied: My usual position Is on a chair with the child held firmly across my knees, face downward!" Rural World. "You'll find I'm hard to -discourage," said the persistent suitor melodramat ically. "Some day I'll make you ad-1 nilt you love me, and then and not ' till then I will die happy." "I'll say j It now," replied the heartless girl. "I don't mind telling a lie for a good end." Phladephla Ledger. Hotel Clerk (suspiciously ) Your bundle has come apart May I ask w hat that queer thing Is? Guect This Is a new patent fire escape. I always car ry It so I" case of fire I ran let my polf down from the hotel window? Seel' Clerk (thoughtfully I see. Our tenua '. for guests with fire escapes, sir, ara ! inanaoi lasu in amauee. .NtW lork Color more toods brighter and faster color than any other dve. One 10c patkace Weekly. cuaranteed 10 give perfect result. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid ml 10c i bleach ami mix colors. MONROE DRUO CO- Uoiomiiie. Miuawi. eaKLiUnas For over sixty years doctors have endorsed Ayer's Cherry Pectoral for coughs, colds, weak lungs, bronchitis, con sumption. You can trust a medicine the best doctors ap prove. Then trustthisthe next time you have a hard cough. 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