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1 pe-ru-na FOR CATARRH . OF THE HEAD THROAT V LUNGS STOMACH i KJDNEYS.BLADDER AND PELVIC ORGANS Her Divorce Portion. "Mrs. Jones Just got a divorce from her husband for throwing salad In her face," said one. "Did she get alimony?" asked the other. "No," replied the first "She got the 6a lad." New York Press. W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50 &3.00 Shoes BEST IN THE WORLD W.L.Douglas $4 Gilt Edge line cannotboequalledatanyprice To tihot ftealrrtt W. U IoiikIah Jnh Nntf IlmiM U Hip. immt coiupU'te In t hit fount ry Mend for Catalog r. SHOES FOE EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES. M-n's 8ho", 5 to $ 1.80. Boy1 Shoes, $3 toSl.SS. Women's Bhoea. $4 OO to fl.SO. Him ' & Children's Siloes, $2 20 to fl.OO. Try W. I.. Douglas Women', Misses anil Cliiblrcn'a fclKxo ; for r I I . (II and wear tliey excel other make. If I could take you into my large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you can obtain W. L. Douglas shoes. His name and price t. stampej on the bottom, which protect you against high price and Inferior shoes. Take no tubiti' tute. A ok your dealer for W. L. Douglas hoel and Insist upon having them. fast Color ielfts used; thtu will not wear brassy. Write for (lluatrated Catalog of pall Style. W. U DOLULAS, Dept. I J, Brockton, Ma, P. N. U. No. 46-06 VI7HEN writing to advertiser please T mention this paper. i m. FREE IRRIGATED LANDS In Central Oregon, at Cost of Reclamation THE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION & POWER CO. Under the Carey Act at at II now unuci 210 MILES OF WATER LINES 1.8 feet every ninety days rer each irrigable acre, or one second foot over each 100 acres available to each purchaser at actual cost of irrigation. Payment on land: One-fourth cash; balance in three equal annual payments at 6 per cent. Maintenance charge. $1 per acre per f onrvi iTiom:rcc DDOVrM nv cnvtnu q 9p Water. I lJVJVJ iit r'f MENT EXPEKlMLJM o settlers on the land, ' . : V o. .V X. LENGTH OF BLACKSN AKES. rtnpldlly of Movement Mnkea Them Seem l.oitucr. One of the significant features of this snake season, and of any snake season that occurs, which Is every year, is the very long length of the bhicksnakes that are seen, says the Ohio State Jour nal. This Is not at all remarkable, for about the only thin),' a blacksuake has to show for itself is its le.'jgth. It has no musical tall like the rattlesnake, nor the puffed-out head of the hissing viper, nor the livid, languid manners of the housesnake it has only length, and when with amazing speed It whips through the deep grass or dead leaves It seems to be thirty or forty feet long. So truly does this little illusion ex ist that when a pejson tells of a black snake seven or eight feet long, he prides himself on great modesty of statement. And, by the way, we have noted many blacksnake stories this summer, and we have not encountered a snake under seven feet. There was that story of a girl out In York State, who heard her little dog barking violently out in the stable. Siie went there to discover the cause, and lo! that little dog was In fight with a blacksnake seven feet long. It was a great fight and the dog was doing he roic work, keeping the python at bay until the little girl hunted up a pitch fork mid 'with that dispatched the ser pent, which, the account says, was sev en feet long. Of course, it had to be seven feet, for there is no other kind. Is there a moral to tills? There is, of course, to every, snake story. It Is this: He exceedingly careful not to make bigger than it is the horrible In cident in your life which you encoun ter. See that your blacksuake is uiider 6even feet long. New Monthly Magazine. A bright, new monthly magazine bag made its appearance on the Pacific coast, and looks as if it had come to stay. It is the Coos Bay Monthly, pub plished at Marshfield, Oregon, the bus iness center of one of the mont resource ful districts of the entire Northwest. The November number consists of about 125 pages of good reading matter, most ly local in nature, nicely illustrated, and of general interest to all who wish to know antyhing of the Great North west. The number also contains nearly 30 pagea of local advertising. This speaks volumes for the business enter price and energy of the citizens, as well as for the ability of P. C. Levar, editor and manager, and F. B. Cameron, ad vertising manager. I"t uh open the door of Fortune for you and show you how your money, under your owb control will make you 20 PER YEAR A rare opportunity to pot in touch with the big dividend payers of the groat West, with all elianee of risk eliminat ed. Principal guaranteed by Hank Cer tifieateof I'eposit. You select the bank. Write today tor particulars. PACIFIC COAST SECURITIES COMPANY PORTLAND, OREGON DR. G. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This wo: derfut Chi ne e iMciiir Is called gr id hi cause tie cur.'S people Without opera tiiin i hat are K ven up to die. lie rures wl It those wnlldeiful Chi nese herbs Ton's, buds, harks and vegetables that nre entirely un kn wn tii meitteul s'l- enre in this eouiurr through t)i I ihoe harmless remedies. This lam ui doctnr k news t he action ol over S00 different remedies, wlncli he uses surccsslu ly In dlffere-it diseases. He Kuaran ees to cure catarrh, asthma, limn, throat rheumatism, nervous ess, stomach, liver, kid neys, etc. : has liundrels of testimonials, charges moderate. Call and see him. Pa tents out oi the city write (,.r blanks and circulars, head stamp. CO.NSl'l.TA TIOX rKkK. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 1 62' i first St., S. E. Cor. Morrison Mention paper Porttdnd, Oregon has 75,000 acres water. annum for each irrigable acre for a w a wvr K rus- I AL SlAiiun and by actual 30,OUU acre navmg been sold. e Use u DESCHUTES IRRIGATION AND POWER COMPANY 611 McKay BIdtU Portland. Oregon Office for sale of land, Boi A, Redmond, Crook County, Orcgoa i OA the Wnjfon. Mrs. DeChlst Why are you weeping, dear? Mrs. McSosh Oh, I'm so disnpjiolnt ed ! You know John signed the pledge last week. Mrs. DeC'hise Yes? Mrs. McSosh And and this morn ing he went on a fishing excursion! Cleveland Leader. Mothers' will find Mrs. Winnow" Soothing Byrup the best remedy to line for their children during tho teething period. Orlsrln of Woman. Miss Newgiii So you Insist that man and not woman was the chief con sideration at the creation? Mr. Sparks Certainly I do. Wom an was only a side Issue. Boston Transcript. riTp St. Vitus' Panee ana all Nervous Disease I' I O permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Hend fur FKKK S2 trill bottle and treatise. Jjr. it. JL Kllu, , La. Will Arch HU, l'Llla.,1'. Syatem. Frequent Patron Where are your slot machines? Operator 'Sh ! There's coins to be a raid on 'em at 4 o'clock. Come around again at 4 :S0. HOWAKD K. BURTON. Assurer arj Chemist, ieudville, Colorado, bpeeimen prices: (..old, (Sliver, 1.' ad, ?l i Hold, Silver, "'if; Uold, 6uc; Zinc or t opper, (1. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on application. Control and Um pire work solicited. V.elereoce: Carbonate Kar tiouttl Jlauk. Water Until. Cholly How do you think I look with my automobile goggles? Miss Capsicum I suppose you lool through them, just as if they were ordi nary glasses. Don't you? To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 20c. Pon't accept any substitute. Sample m ailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Ha ale. Gunner This cigar la named after a great author. Ciuyer But the great author is dead. Gunner How fortunate for the man ufacturer of the cigar!" Btatk of Ohio, City of Toledo, i Lt'CAH COL'NTY, ( Frank J. chunky makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of V. i. ( iienky St Co., doing business in the city of Toledo, Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE liLNUKKI) DOLLARS for each and erery case of catakhii that cannot bo cured by the use of Hai.i.'b Catakkh Cckf. FRANK J. Ti KNEY. Pworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Oth day of Pecem ber, A. P., lKsfi. A. W. OLEASON, SEAL 0t"- PUW1C- Hall's Catarrh Cure is tftken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system, tend f.-r testimonials, free. F, J. CHENEY it CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, "Ac. Ball's Family Jills are the best. Ilellef and 1'ndcrstnndlng-. "Does that man really believe all he says?" "Believe It I" echoed Senator Sor ghum, "why he doesn't even understand It" Washington Star. The Ideal Family Laxative is one that c.ui be used by the entire fam ily, yt ung and old, wcak iind strong, with out ntiydat ger of harmful ettei ts. Itshould have properties which inu:e t lie same do-c always having t tie same effect, otlier wi e tii" quuut tv will have to le incre sod and finally lose its effect alt' get her. These prop' rtics cun be found in that old family ren c iv, lirandrctlrs Pills, lie aue its iii- I gradients arc of the ptire-t herbal extracts. and everv pili is kept tor three year- Pct.ire I ein sold, which all ws them to mellow We do not believe tnere is a laxa ive on the ninrket tnat is so car fully made. Brandretli's Pills are the same t:ne la;a tive tonic pill your grandparents used. They have been in use or over a century nnd are so d in every drug and mod cine store, either plain or sugar-coaud. First Appenrnnce. "Who are you, sir?" asked Ere, in surprise. "Mailam," answered Adam, with his most engaging smile, "I am Kxhibit A of tie ethnological department." It was then that the serpent, having escnrxil from the zoological department, entered upon the scene, and the real trou ble began. A PUBLIC DUTY. Montpelier, Ohio, Man Feels Com pel ed to Tell His Experience. Joseph Wiljros, Montpelier, O., says "I feel it m7 duty to tell others about Poan e Kidney Pills Exposure and driving brought kidney trou ble on me, and I Ent ered much from irreg ular pa-eages of the kidney eecretions. Sometimes taere was retention and at other times passage t were too frequent, especially at night There was pain and discoloration Doau's Kidney Pills brought me relief from the first, and soon infueed new life. I give them my endoremenet." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milhurn Co., Buffalo, X. Y. ZS&kwl PRUSSIAN tlZZA OUGH t DISTEMPER CUBE IlKWMrrafW Purr Couch. Plutemrvr allThm.- Yf" iV . nd i.nn Trouble. Purine, the blol ll ilf inta the animal la condition. Mr Tjjjj tlilK.tunReme.tirCo St. Paul. Winn MY DEAR FRIEND THIS MEANS YOU Consider the post nee stamp: its usefulness lies in its abilnv to stick to one thing till it (jets there. Vrite for particulars. 528 lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregon riET OUT OF THE RUT I am lcsiitncr of hook, macarlne sn ! catalogue covers, business cants, letter tirnils, bill lieails ami advertising cuts: can make the print of your store look entirely dif ferent by removing poles, etc., from print. CHARLES SCHRAM 245',' Morrison St. PORT I AND, ORfGON She (on shipboard) Is the moon up, dear? He If It isn't It's lonesome: Exchange. Madam Have you had experience? Cook I've had tin places this month. Harper's Bazar. Tommy Pop, what Is fret-work? Tommy's Pop Wrinkles, my son. Philadelphia ltecord. She So you have had a great many thrilling escapes? He Yes I am still a bachelor. Detroit Free Press. "Is he a criminal or a corporation lawyer?" "Both. He's a criminal cor poration lawyer." Omaha News. Ethel How long have the Xewly- , riches been In. society? Bob From the way they play golf I should judge about two days. Judge. Bacon She says she Is 28 years old. Egbert Well, she looks as If she would say she was about that old. Youkers Statesman. Tommy How do girls spend their time? Jimmy Trying to make little boys stop asking questions and big boys begin. Exchange. Medium I see a large dark obstacle rising suddenly In your way. Itailroad Magnate I guess that's my coal stock. Baltimore American. "Life Is so uncertain," she said. "I know It" he replied, "let's get married. One of us may die within a few years." Chicago Uecord-Herald. "De man dat nurses unreasonable hcrres," said Uncle Eben, "may be fool ish, but ain't so foolish as de one dat nurses vain regrets." Washington Star. "I see, Katie, that New York Is to have one policeman to every 521 Inhab itants," s,iid the lady of tho house. "Well, ma'am, I've got mine," was Katie's reply. Yonkers Statesman. He Do you remember the night I asked you to marry me? She Yes, dear. He For a whole hour we sat there, and not a word did you speak. Ah, that was the happiest hour of my life. Exchange. "I would d.-em It a great favor If you would give me a little writeup," said the poet to the editor. "Nothing would please me more," replied the edit or. "When do you contemplate dying? Milwaukee Sentinel. "You must change this ending said the theatrical manager; "x want a play that ends happily. "All right," replied the obliging dramatist ; "I'll hare my hero and heroine divorced in the last act" Philadelphia Record. Not the Kind He Wanted. A smart young . fellow called out to a farmer who was sowing seed In his field, "Well done, old fellow, you sow ; I reap the fruits." "Maytie you will," said the farmer, "for I'm sowing hemp." Grandfather (entbusiastlcai.y) Say, Willie, don't you want to go through a toy shop with nie this afternoon and see all the pretty things? Willie (indiffer ently) I'm willing to, pop, If you will get any pleasure out of it. Life. "Mr. Jones," said the office boy, "I got ter got off dis afternoon. Me gran' mother Is dylu'." "I've something for you to do to-day, Johnnie, said Mr. Jones; "but you may go at 4 o'clock." ; "Awl wot good is 4 o'clock?" Judge. cause of the rap-id rise of prices of News Editor Hero's a cable from : meat and vegetables. Cooks and wait Constantlnople saying the Sultan's printers also demand much more than for cipal amusement is scaring his wives werly. into fits. Managing Editor Well, head it "A Harem Sciirem Fellow," and run it In the Joke column. Philadelphia I Record. "You say you wouldn't like to get out?" exclaimed the prison visitor. "Why, I thought you were In for life." "OIl worse than that, ma'am," replied the convict. "I'm in for a C.ouhle life. I've pot two wives waitlnr- outside." Philadelphia Ledger, First Girl What nre you waiting for? Why don't you finish your letter to Ella? Second Girl I don't know whether to say "F.ver yours with truest love," or simply "Yours affectionately." Tti Giw T fvlli'r Olliliiro Vllo 1 tlilntr :Tlt.ims. Oracle Oh, Mr. Xoeoyne. how lovely ot you to bring me these beautiful roses, now sweet they are, aiul now fresh! I do believe there Is a little dew on them jet! Mr. Xoeoyne W-well, yes there Is; but I'll pay It to-morrow. Illustrated Pits, First Auto in ItoKota. A. G. Snyder, consul general nt R' got a. repirts as follows, says the Xew York Times: "I.nst week the first automobile made Its npien ranee upon the streets of Ho gota and the excitement was unparal leled. Crowds have blocked the high ways for stpiarvs, rendering traffic nl tnost Impiissible, and great interest has lxvn aroused as to the jsslbllities that this mode of transportation may offer In the future. "Tlds automobile Is an American ma chine, and some business may result from the present enthusiasm. 1 shall W pleased to receive catalogues from automobile manufacturers of the Uni ted States for tiling in the reading room here. "It Is rumored that a ootuvsslon U Irtly to lie given to a transportation company for the exclusive use of the t'amlHia road, which leads from the iipiKr Magdalen.i Kiver to Pogota. Au tomobiles are to be used exclusively by this company." i Judicial Acumen. The late Justice Daly of No York frequently enlivened the tedium of leg.il proceedings had before him by his kindly wit. One day a suit was brought before him in which damages were claimed by reason of an assault. Plaintiff had been knocked down by the defedant and se verely puimncled while prostrate. One of the wltwase seemed very reluctant to answer the questions put to him on cross-examination, In which he was up held by the court "With all due respect to your honor," complained the attorney for the plain tiff, "the court does not appear to take cognizance of the underlying principle In tiiis case." "In my opinion," replied his honor, good-naturedly, "the underlying princi pal in this case is your client Mr. -Attorney." Ha rper's Weekly. J ad (re and Juror. Judge Adams, the County - Court Judge of Limerick, is one of the wit tiest of Irishmen, but occasionally from an encounter he emerges second best. The other day a juror asked to be excused from serving on account of deafness. "Were you in court during my charge to the jury in the last case?" asked the judge. "Yes, yer lionner," replied the juror. "Did you hear it?" "Yes, yer honnor, I heard every word of it, but I couldn't make any sinse of it:" The reply evoked a roar of laughter, In which Judge Adams heartily joined. But he did not excuse that juror. Look bnt Do Not Touch. "Has your wife got your den fixed up yet?" "Y'es, and you ought to see It It's the coziest place In the whole house." "I supiK)se you find great comfort In It don't you?" "Oh, she won't let me go In it It's merely to look at." Milwaukee Senti nel. The Kidneys When they are weak, terpid, or stagnant, the whole system suffers. Don't neglect them at this time, but heed the warning ol the aching back, the bloated face, the sallow complexion, the urinary disorder, and begin treatment at once with Hood's Sarsaparilla which contains the best and safest curative substances. In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.' There is no satisfaction keener than beino; dry and comfortable when out in the hardest storm. VVOU ARE SURE OF THIS It YOU WEAJf WATTOBDnOP. lnXOIUD CLOTHING MACK OR YTOOVV 407 ON J All IVEftTWrlERL, A.J. TOWER CO. BOSTON. MASS, D.S.A. TOWtR CANADIAN CO,Lmitd.T080NIO. CAN. Hotel and restaurant prices are steadily rising In Gorman cities, be- Vegetable Prcparaiionfor As similating fac Food andRcg ula -ting the Sioinacls and Dowels of IHIi ' - " 1 ' Tromolcs Digoslion.Chccrfur ness and Rest.Cenlains nciilurr Opinm.Morpliinc norliitcxaL IVOT.UtCOTIC. ImyJim Seal' Jlx Smnn ktpffmnt - ih rardtnaJrJieU MrmSri- lKfmm V ' am rtanr. Apcrfccl Romedv forConstijvi Ron , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea 'i bnns .Convulsions .Fewn sh ncss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. is v W5 I lS-sJTN V rS 1 i.1 B tVXTCOPrcTTOBWR. V You a Frien d? Then tell him about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Tell him how it cured your hard cough. Tell him why you always keep it in the house. Tell him to ask his doctor about it. Doc tors use a great deal of it for throat and lung troubles. "I hnd a terrible eold and eonjrh and was threatened with pneumonia.. I tried Ayer'i Cherry pectoral and it g.-ive rnequick and per fect relief. It is certainly a most wonderful cough medicine." Kkna E. Whitman, Sioux Falls, S. Dak. Had by J. C. Ayr Co., Lowell, Mass. Also manufacturers or SABSAPARILLA. PILLS. hair vigor. One cf Ayer's Fiils at bedtime will hasten recovery. Gently laxative. 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