Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, November 01, 1906, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextCatarrh la 'a constitutional disease originating In Impure blood and requiring constitutional treatment acting through and purifying the blood for its radical and permanent cure. The greatest constitutional remedy is , Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. Nasal and other local forms of catarrh are relieved by Catarrlets, which allay In flammation and deodorize discharge. 50c. "Oriented" Orientals. Knowledge of direction seems to be Instinctive with the Hurinnns, si; the author of "A "People nt Behool.'- They always reckon by . the needle, not by relative position. They do not say "Turn to. the., right," hut "Turn to the west." If a table In a room has two Anthony Fiala, an Arctic explorer, is Retting out a book Called "lighting the tumblers on It, one of them will ? the Polar ice." Ho has been on two of the fnrLli.H 41. i. , I t . , .... ... z,iogior expeditious, un,u on the lasi Pollteneaa Para. Virtue Is not to be measured by os tentatious giving. There Is frequently more real love for humanity In the 6oul of the man who ' removes tho banana skin from the pavement than In the heart of the donor of the me morial window In the church. Polite ness, like all other faults and virtues, may become habitual. It Is surprising how many small acts of kindness, how many little deeds of helpfulness, one may do In the course of a day when there are Inclination to be kind and a lookout kept for the opportunity. One may set out with this Intention In the morning, and the footing up at night not to others, but to one's own secret conscience will be cheering and en couraging. t'rirent Need of Information. The learned traveler had delivered his great lecture on the manners and customs of old Japan. "And now," he said, in conclusion, "I shall be pleased to answer questions per taining to any peculiarities of this inter esting people upon which I may not have touched in my discourse." l ruii-stvur, eageriy asuea a young mar east' tumbler, the other" the west, and the table ttself will be not the "table near the window," but the "table in the east of the room." So they speak of the north or south side of a street or of a tree, not the shady or sunny side. Even In rain or inlst they know the direction at once. An English traveler, walking In the Burman forest on a foggy morning to find all trace of the road wiped out by rain and every ap parent mea.ns : ., of .ascertaining direc tion gone, was at a loss what to do", but his Burman servants knew at once. "That Is' north," they said, point ing, "and that Is east. Onr course lies between,1 and straight to the north east they marched unerringly. expedition he was in command. He tells many .' exciting, stories' -of his ' ad- "What Is a practical Joke?" "One HAD TO USE A CANE. Weakened Kidneys Made an Elwood, Ind., Man's Back Give Out. R. A. Pugh, transfer business, 2020 North B Street, ' Elwood, Ind., says: "Kidney trouble kept me laid up for a long time and when I was able to be up I had to use a cane. I had terrible backaches and pain in the shoulders. The kid ney secretions were , dark colored. After doctoring in vain, I began using Dean's Kidney Pills. Three ried woman in the audience, "what do boxes cared me entirely, and I am glad the Japanese do to plum Juice to rnaka it t0 recommend them ventures, and of one decasiou when he that you can sell for a dollar and buy nearly lost lila life. , Theicenfllct of man. bI"ead with It" Judge, with vast masses of lee Id an unusual proposition. new to us, and very Interesting. Mr. my Is the butcher come with his bill. Flala, at the time he made bis last trip, Philadelphia Record. -a f -i f- M I wan ngageu to a aoumern gin. ui i .-rhttt vollnB. ...w Rnra fiho lng to break her husband's will." "I Mra KIHnmim. Whir nn ..i oil til.t. - ' it I ' III 11 1 u ivu oil uiu- It is a couiliet -wholly lng from Tommy? Little Lizzie Tom- Jell?" In the Opera Box. Miss Teachley What funny sleeves yours are ! Miss Capsicum Tes ; I have been laughing In them at that gown of yours. To Make Harness Last Longer. A little economy, which sometimes means a good many dollars to a man, is the proper care of harness, carriage tops, etc. Leather in daily use, expos ed as it is to eun and wind, soon be comes dry, hard, inelastic, and unable to stand strain. Then, very likely at the most unfortunate moment, a break occurs, and preciouB time and money are lost. All this is easily prevented by a little forethought and care on the part of the owner. Every one owning horses should be supplied with a good leather preservative, and a good axle oil. Tlieee two things are necessary to the largest economical nse ol a working outfit, or a pleasure equipage. Observation has shown that no oil penetrates leather so deeply, and resists the drying effect of sun and wind so well as Eureka Harness Oil. Neatsfoot and some other inferior oils sometimes used, easily become ran cid, or because of containing acid, hurt the leather. Stable men and others posted on the subject, invariably use i J-.ureka Harness Oil Bold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. Hare Yon Noticed? I think Dick and Katharine will soon bo married." "Why, dear?" "Well, I passed by the old porch last night and I heard her calling him pet names." "Gracious! And was she calling him 'ducky and 'dearest' and 'ungel face?' " "Well, I should say not. She was calling him 'dunce,' 'goose' and 'stu pid.' " "You don't mean it!" "I do, and that is always a sure sign a girl U in love with a man." Waa Familiar. Itedd Are you familiar with yacht ing terras? Greene Oh, yes ; I tried to hire one, once! Tonkers Statesman. Mothers will find Mrs. Winilow'i Soothing Pjrrup the best remedy to Use tor their children luring the teething period. The Greatest Seaport. New York Is the second great Pen port of the world. In PJ03 over nine million tons of iii)iorts and eight inil- Whon u.xu. iin seven nuuureu mousniia ions or ffivon n ncrminngl HrM.inn nf tin. nil exwrts were cleared through New and wagon spindles greased with Boston York IIar,'r- Ixmdon is the greatest Coach Oil, a very large reduction is w"Ir-t, exceeding New York in im made in the necessary repair bills. I)orts- though not in exports. Antwerp Boston Coach Oil, by the way, is very nn1 Hamburg are third und fourth.'ro- much superior to Castor Oil. It has , Biwcuveiy. splendid lasting qualities, will not gum or corrode, and is more economical in every way. People who are after economy in sta ble management will do well to ask for these oils. it Mm a IO ft STAND FIRM When you buy an OILED SUIT or SLICKER demand Tts the easiest and only way to get the best Sold everywhere Banking by Mail WE PAY 4 INTEREST On pavings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twico every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with s by Mail as if you lived next door. Send for our free I ook let, "Banking by Mail," and learn lull paiticulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. riTf fct. Vitus' Pane nnd all Nervous Diseases II I 0 permanently cured by Ir. Kline's Ureal :erve ltmtorer. r-end for t KKK a? trial tmttU and iremim l)r H ll.hlln. V.J1 A red St., l'Llia.,l'. Someirhat II liter eat. Miss Elderlelgh How perfectly shocking ! Youngbach What's perfectly shock ing? Miss Eldcrlcigh Why, didn't you see old Wedderlelgh kiss that doll faced Miss Peachly Just now? He kissed her ns affectionately as If she had been His wife. Youngbach Oh, much more affec tionately than that. I should sny he kissed her Just as If she wasn't his wife. You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, I Roy.N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Fnot-Kaae. It cures aweatinp. hot swollen, aching feet. It mikti new or tipht shorn easy. A certain cure for corns, InprowingnaUs and bunions. Ail drug gists sell It. loc. non t accent any sujjsuiuie, No I'ne. "Do you notice what a lot of women are going iu for science?" "Yes. My wife's got the fever, too." "What's her line?" "Mechanics. She's an Inventor." "Iiid.-ed? What has rhe invented?" "Why, she's Just perfected a stair step that makes me register tho time I get home In the morning as soon as I put my foot on It." "Can't you beat It some way?" "It's no use. She's always awake any way and waiting for me on the up per landing." Cleveland Plain Dealer. course connnnufeatfou wfth'any' one at .Mie .North Pole Is well nigh impossi ble, so that It was two years before his fiancee finally got word by cable that he was out pf danger and on his way home, , The .new Kipling book, "Puck of Pdok's Hill," is a collection of Imagin ary tales written for children but 'so"1 much concerned with historical fact that they will arouse the Interest as well as require the lnterpretatfon of older readers as well. These stories, like others which Kipling has written of late years for Juveniles, were origin ally prepared for the entertainment of his own children, and it is said that the royalties on the book will go directly to the youthful readers who have been its first critics. Two imaginative chil dren, Dan and Una, acting "Midsummer Night's Dream," out of doors in a part of England singularly rich In historical association, unwittingly call up Puck himself, who, by his magic makes them hear and see the events of ancient days. "Puck of Pook's IUH" will be published simultaneously in the United States, England, Canada, Australia, and in fact in all English-speaking colonies. The book will be Illustrated by Arthur Rack man. No part of Mark Twain's autobiog raphy, which Is now appearing serially in the North American Iteview, will be published in louk form while he lives. Mr. Clemens says that he has already written 2T)0,0H) words of his autobiog raphy, which he begun many years ago. Not nearly all of this will appear seri ally. The autoblogrupher has not Ix-en at pains as to the form and system of this story of his life. It follows what he calls a "Hystemlews system." His aim, he declaron, has been to set down the things which have Interested him in his lifetimes This seenin to be a sensible Idexi ; what interests the auto blographer Is likely to be treated of by him in a inure readable way than be might treat of subjects seleetod merely because they might interest the reader. Mr. Clemens says he confided his plana to Mr. Howell, wIk) approved of them, which, as the uutoblographer remarks, was wise and Judicious. "If be had manifested a different spirit I would have thrown him out of the window. I like criticism, but It must be my way." Brum Stoker's "Personal Reminis cence! of Henry Irving" Is crowded with anecdotes and iersonal touches eoucerulng Irving and his many friends and acquaintances. Including moot of tho notabilities of the latter half of the nineteenth century. Naturally through his association with Irving, ritokvr had many Interesting exierience. He Ima many amusing HtorUts of Irving. The following one illustrated the actor's modesty and lack of self-coiievlousue. Tho first year that Irving acted as ex aminer of the claiw for dramatic study in the Royal College of Muete be re ceived In answer to his report a genial and friendly letter of thanks for Lis serviced signed by the chairman. In acknowledging this letter to Sir tiorge Grove, the director of the college, Irv ing added by way of iHWtM-rlpt, "Py tho way, who Is our genial friend, Mr. Edward? I do not think I have met him." He got a horrified letter sent by a messenger from Sir George explain ing that the signature was that of "Al bert Edward" now Ills Majenty lii- ward VII. Karratfut's fig. David G. Fnrrngut was but thirteen yeura old when he served as midship man under Porter In tlie tut tie of the E.-x against the Phcebe and Chemh. IU was taken to the Phtrtw a a jrl- oner or war, says his Iutt W.igr pher, and came alxmrd crying from mortification. At ttw tme uxuitent. luwerr, a Itrltish middy aW eatue alongaide with a young pig In his arm. "A prize! A prlise!" be wnm shoos ing. "Ho, tioy. a fine grunter!" It was a pig that had Ufn a pet In the steerage of tlie Isvx, wlere It wnti eallod "Murphy." Farragtit at once claimed It ns private property. "You are a prisoner, and yoor pi too." replied the Prltlsh middy. "We always resptvt private proper ty," Raid Ptirrfflgut. grabbing the pi and determined to hUd ou till forced to surrender. j "tio It, little Yank:" rrled the ohters present. "If you eeu thrash Fliorty you shall haw your pig." A ring was formed, and "Knotty" Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken IntorTiallv. an.l , e.m at tnrragw hammer and tonje; -lauirrew) ou in" i.iowi an.i nnims snnaws , nut tllo American was Lan.lr artth hia fist. He quickly laid his opronnt Btatb or Ohio, Citt of Toledo, I Ll'CAK t'l,MTT, f Frank J. oienky makes oath that b Is senior pnrtner of the firm of K. J. Oiknet t'o., doing Liislncs In the ( it v of Tolclo, Coun ty and Slate aforesaid, and Ih'at said firm vri!l pay the sum of ON K IH'N)KK1) 1"I.I.AKS for each ami every caw of 'atakkh tl.ut cannot bo cured liytho use of Hai i.'s 'atai:i:ii I'i nr.. FK AN K J. liF.NKY. Fivorn to kloro me ami Mibi-criU'.l In my rresence, this Cth Jay of IvreinUr. A. I' .ivso. A. W. 01.K ASHN. Notary l'ul.llc. SEAL of the system. Send f..r testimonials, fro. , , , F. J. IIKNEY ii CO., ToluUo.O, Pold hy PriiRirlsts. Tac. ilall's Faiuilv 1'illa ara the boat l.oorl Impresalon. Gunner PIufTeni certainly has a corv siderate wife. She collects all the ex pcnslvo cigar bands she can find. Guyer I don't see anything consid erate In that? Dims ulie waste her time decorating plates? Gunner No, she j:ivcs them to ItluflVm and he sticks them around liU stogies. Then he makes the Impression that he Is smoking 10-cent clears. low. The Pritlsh bluejackets eh him heartily, and the pig wae tl to bo hK Wliy should a woman feel flattered n be told she looks like an artreee: Ter- hai she looks like a eno-two-three nrt- Tlie men have always contended thnt the eating Is the hot part of any pirty. nnd lately the women are beginning u agree. thought she did that soon after they were married." Baltimore American. In New York. "Can't you think of some unusual thing to do to-night something we haven't done before?" "We might spend the evening at home." Life. , 'That man never uses money In hfa campaigns." "No," answered Senator Sorghum, "he merely makes promises. He uses credit instead of cash." Washington Star. The Parson When I became a min ister, I g'ave up playing the piano. The Elder Then you became an expounder In a double sense of the word, didn't you? Youkers Statesman. Cholly I thought perhaps you had a preference for Bobby Jones? Mildred Nonsense! You are Just as welcome here as he is. Why, he is the most In sufferable bore I know. Judge. "Why don't you get an automobile?" "My dear sir," was the answer, "I don't need It I have a dog, three life insurance policies and a boll. I have trouble enough." Washington Star. Cicely Why don't you learn to swim? Muriel There Is no one to teach me. Cicely How alxut the boys? Muriel Oh, they've all taught me be fore; different summers you know. Brooklyn Life. Gladys (at the seashore) Are you having as many proposals as you had last season? Mayme (wearily) Oh, yes, but they are all from the same men I was engaged to last summer. Dvtrolt Free Press. "Hut" nrottKtiil tho rwrt vonne housewife, "you ought to take off some- thing for tlie holes In these doughnuts." "Very well, madam," replies tlie wise baser; "I'll allow you one cent each iVw the holes when you return them." Chicago Dally News. "What," asked the sweet girl grad aete, "wns the happiest moment of onr life?" "The happiest moment of my life," answered tlie old bachelor, "wee when the Jvweler took back the entrsaenient ring and gave me collar buttons in exchange." Chicago News. Mrs, Windfall Just Imagine, Hiram! Oj of the sailors told me that this boat is now in communication with her atster ship! I wonder what the con versation is about? Mr. Windfall Humph! Most likely each is asking tlie other if her cargo Is on straight. Puck. "I presume, sir," began the young man, timidly, "that you will consider it very presumptuous for n fifty-dollar railroad clerk to apply for your daugh ter's hand In marriage." "Not at all, my boy," rescinded Senator Slickguy, kindly. "I dare say your side grufts are quite remunerative." "Don't you object to your husband's poker playing?" "Goodness, no! I like it You see he always plays with Mr. Jouaan, and Mrs. Jones and I are friends. If Mr. Jones wins she takes the money away from him and divides with me. If my husband wins I divide with her. Cleveland leader. The two youug men reached tlie door at the same time. "Is Miss Swelling' ton iu?" they asked. The maid, Norah, ktoked at them and shook her head dis consolately. "She's In to wan av ye an' out to til other," she said nt last; "but th' two av ve coming together has got me so tangled Oi'm blest If Ol know which is which. But come rolght In both nv ye, nn' Oi'll ax her to come tVrwn an' pick ye out" Judge. What's In a Name? An Irish sol dier In a local regiment during the late war arrived at camp lute one night He was challenged with the usual, "Who there?' After pondering a few mo menta, nnd the challenge being rein-at-L and thinking he might avoid puu- ihirient he answered: "Kitchener." lie we Immediately knocked down with the butt end of a rille. While he was on the ground ruefully rubbing his !!, the sentry exclaimed: "Why, It's (Vilrfighan! What did ye say it was Kltfliener for?" "Shure," came the nn awes, "when ye would do tills to Kltoh ujktc phwat yould ye do to Callaghau?" Baited the Wronit Flnh. It sometimes happens that the cure ka worse than the disease. It was in tlie case of the mother who tried to break her little Theodore of the liablt nf inking sweets o;T the sideboard. "We often have bonbons when there are guests to luncheon." she said, "and although Theodore promises not to kxrli them he always does." "Iou might do as I did In the same drcomstnnecs," suggested the neighbor, nering reminlsceiitly. "What did you do?" "1 carefully removed the Inside fill ing from a chocolate drop and stuffed the shell with red iepper." "Did It work?" "It might have worked." replied tho tvl-liVr. "if Johnny h id happened M spy it. As It was. I forgot all alut it In the press of other matters, and at dinner time the guest of the evening ' got It" i i LINCOLN'S WEAPON. flow He Employed Itldleole for Ilia ( llent'a Ilenellt. Wit and ridicule were Lincoln' weap ons of offense and defense, and he probably laughed more Jury cases out of court than any other man who ever practiced at the bar. "I once heard Mr. Lincoln defend a man in Bloomington against a charge of passing counterfeit money," Vice President Stevenson' told the writer. "There was a pretty clear case against the accused, but when the chief witness for the people took the stand he stated that his name was J. Parker Green, and Lincoln reverted to this the mo ment he rose, to cross-examine. - 'Why J., Parker Greener 'What did that J. stand for? John? Well, why didn't the witness eallbimself John P. Green? That was his nfine, wasn't it? Well, what was the reasc?n Jiedidnwish to be l-.nown by his right name? ' Did J. Parker Green have anything to conceal, and if not, why did J. Parker Green part his name in that way?'- And so on. Of course, the whole examination was farcical," Mr. Stevenson continued, "but there was, something irresistibly funny in the varying tones and inflec tions of Mr. Lincoln's voice as he rang the changes upon the man's name'f and at the recess the very boys in the street took up the slogan and shouted 'J. Par-1 ker Greeii !' all over the town. More over, there was something in Lincoln's way of intoning his questions which made me suspicious of the witness, and to this day I have never been able to rid my mind of the absurd impression that there was something not quite right about J. Parker Green. It was all nonsense, of course, but the Jury must have been affected as I was, for Green was discredited and the defend ant went free." For the "" Z v m I To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children? Are they thin, pale, delicate? Do not forget Ayer's Sarsaparilla. . You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. The children cannot possibly iava rood health unless the liovreln are in proper rrnirtl tion. A iluKtflsli HvBr given a cMf lonjfnsv bad breath, constipated bowels. Correct nil theeo by eivlott small laxative 6Vpof jLjl'a fills. All vegetable, supar coated. . -it A Uadeb: 7 J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, .lis manufacturers of 9 V'KfflB. ?W O CHERRY PECTORAL. AvuldiiiK Temptation. Slopay Let's go up this side street; I see my tailor coming down the ave nue. Diggs Why, I never knew you to go out of your way to avoid meeting a creditor before. Slopay Yes, but I happen to have money in ni iwcket this time, and I might be tempted to pay hiin. At the Night Sehool. Teacher (of rhetoric) What do you suppose the poet means when he speaks of "the ethuff that dreams are made of?" Shaggy Haired Papil I guess h means a cut of mince pie at bedtime. .Vo Settlement There. "Mrs. Splash has gone into settle ment 'work." ,.,' . j "V knpyone person, who .wouldn't telleve V- .... , .: . . . "Who's thatr , . , . "Her' dressmaker," Detroit Tree Press. ; Caught. "Tommy, yon ate those "peaeies 'thai were in the pantry." "I didn't ! I never touched' em !" "O, well, it doesn't matter. They wertj green, wormy, and of no account, any way." "'Tain't so. They was splendid!" Chicago Tribune. IV. L. DOUGLAS 3.50&3.00 Shoes BES f IN THE WORLD W.LOouglas $4 Gilt Edga line. ; can.notboequalledatany price. To -Shoe sralrrt W. U UoiiKla hint; House is l) couiplt'le in tlnsi'' HOWARD E. BURTOK. Assayer ar3 Chemist. Leadvllle, Colorado. Hpet imen prices: Ciolil. HIlTer, lad, $1 ; Gold, Silver, "V-; Oold, 60c; Zlooor i I opper, 1. t vanldo tofits. Mailing envelop 9 and full prlc list atnt on application. Control and Vm- Sir work Boliclled. ltefereucei Carbonate ouai Hack. m 1 p z mi. I r. DR. G. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment Thi woi derful Chi ne e Doctor is called Kri at b cause he cur -s eoj.le without opeia tinn that are fc ven nn to ill. He cures wl b th e wonilerliil Chi nte herb-, roo:s. buds, harks and vete ahles i hut ar entirely un- j kn iwn to nicilical sti- en, in th s country through the use ol those Imt inUss r. medics. This lanum doctor knows the action o. owr AOOdifterpnt remedies, wbicli he nr stti ciesiu ly in different diseafet. he ituurun ecs tocureoatarib, asthma. Iiiiik, throat rhfiiiiiatlsm, ner'.itis ess. stomach, liver, kid neys, etc.: has feu ndre g or testimonials. Charges moderate. Call ami see him. 1'a lints out ol the city writ" for blanss and cln u:ars. Sand stamp. CONST I.TATION tlit.K. A idress The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162'i first St., S. E. Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Oregon BK0ES FOB KVEEY30DY AT ALL PEICES. Mpti's Shoes, S.5 to 51.50. Boys' Shoeg, $3 to $1.25, Women's S'loea, $4.00 to fl.EO. Mis i s' & Cbil.li-en'B Shoes, $2.25 to $1.00. Try W. I.. Douglii Womi'ti'a, Slii-sea anil Children's shoes; for Myle, tit and wear tliey excel other makes. If I could take you into my largo factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you can obtain W. L. Douglas shoes. His name and price is stamped! on the bottom, which protects you against high) prices and Inferijr shoes. Take no substi tute. Ask your dealer for W. L. Douglas shoea and insist upon having them. Fast Color Eqeteti uscU ; theij will net wear brassy. Wri.e for Illustrated Catalog of Fall Styles. W. L. DOUGLAS, Dept. 13, Brockton, Mas. CLASSIFIEDADVERTIMG Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre sentative Business Firms. CKKAM SKPAltATOUS-Wo tuaratitee the V. S. im puraior to be tlie best. Write tor lree cata-o. Haze, wood Co.. i iflll and Oak. FIANOS ni; VNS-Manr Hue Instruments ro virt to us accouul vckm-ss or removal ofiuyer Write lor descr ption of p anos now on iiantt. terms, etc. Wr,te today, iiiiuert Co., t'ortianj insular. "Tes, I took my friend to Niagara Falls." "I don't fuppnse he was enthusiastic even about that?" "He wasn't until he learned that one side of it was Canadian." Philadel phia Press. ! P. N. U. No. 44-06 "IYI,EJr writing to advertisers please I W mention this imper. I Every trfimrsr in Dolfast has written in hrse letters just over the step at each enJ of the ear: "Tlie lifeboat rule is wouv en anJ children first." Tho Kinit Vou llavo Always Hou-ht has borno the si'iia ture t Chas. II. Fletcher, ami has been made under hi r"7"'" uieriMoii nir over av rears. Allow no tiii to tleeeivo you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations ami Just-as-pood" arc hut Experiments, ami emlamrer tho health of Children lxnericiice ayraiust llxperiiueut. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, lare fcorie. Drops ami Soothing Nrups. It is lMeasant, It eontains neitlier Ojiuin, 3lorphine imr other Parent in Mihstanee. Its aire is its jiuarantee. It uVstrovs Worms una allays lVverihness. It cures Diurrlio-a ami AVin.l t'olie. It relieves Teethittir TrouMe. euros Constipation ana Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulate tho Momach ami IJoxvels, tri inir healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea The 3lotlu r's Friend. Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. ...rarTr;