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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1906)
Scrofula rurlor-Cnr Dlveralon. I Tortor," said tin fussy lady In the ' parlor cur. "I wish von would nnen this Few are entirely free from it. window." It may develop bo slowly as to cause The lady in the seat directly across 1 little if any disturbance during the whole the car heard the request and drew a period of childhood. I cloak about her JSCSSPS? f"POrter' " tw,"ow I- opened" eumption, before causing eruptions, she W1. testily, "I shall freeze to Bores or swellings. ; death. ' To get entirely rid of it take the great "And If the window Is kept closed," blood-puriiier, , . I returned tbe otlier passenger, "I shall UaaiI'c &keeinkMlek 'surely suffocate." t , T. u . ' porter stood timidly between the my? Tommy One who cares for iUuuW,r,u,Uru.r.u . tMflreSi Teacher That's rik-ut Now. uiowu us anrsaiauB. iw uu in-, . ,.,, j.. . u iriUHIJlfU LUC UUUlUJtfrL'lUl AU1U1J1J, CUU UU LCil 1UC CI traveler, "your duty is very plain. lard Is? Open tbe window and freeze one lady. 'cows. Immaterial. The elderly and somewhat flustrated lady stopped an obese man ou a crowd ed street. "Does it make any difference," she asked, "which of these cars I take te thtft cemetery T' "Not to ma, madam," answered the polite heavy-weight, aa he UfW his hat and passed on. Clooua. The Invention of clocks Is by no means a modern one. Clocks which were run by weights were used by the Siracens at the time of the C'runadea, and soma authorities state that they wre Invented by Paclflcus as early as the ninth century. In the works of Dante are references to machines which struck the hours, and clocks must have Leon used I ItaJy about the end of tbe thirteenth century. The oldest clock of ' which there la any certain record was erected In a tower la the palace of Charles V. of France In lim. A church recently dedicated In St. Paul was erected at a cost of $7,000, raised by 10,000 contributions of 70 ctoti each. Little Freddie Did God make every thing? SnplelKh Yaws. Fweddie. He made evwythlng fob some aw pur pose, detacher know. Little Freddie What do you s'pose he made you for? Teacher What Is a shepherd, Toi Johnny 'One who cares for Then close It and suffocate be other." ruck. Neat Bummer. A million or two of people who have spent this summer at the seashore are strongly disposed to spend next sum mer In the back country or the moun ta4ns. If they persevere In this deter- m'uation their places will be filled by j necessary to une her slipper Teacher (to new pupil) Whafs your name? Now Pupil T-t-touiftiy T-t-tlnker. Teacher And do you stut ter all the time, Tommy? New Pupil N-n-no. m-ma'am; o-o-nly when I t-t-talk. One day little 4-yeap-old Elmer bad been naughty and his mother found It rather persona wno nave spent this summer ! freely. When his father came home to m me uiouuuuns ana tne nack conn- dinner Elmer said: "Papa, I wish yoo'd try niiu uun i want to go back. It has been a very tryln u turner, mnm. foggy, 'skeetry, damp, motet, hot and miscellaneously plaintive, but It has been about as bad in one plaoe aa In another. Harper's Weekly. A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE. CLASSI FIEDADVERTISING Portland Traate Directory Names and Addrcxcs in Portland of Re pre tentative Buaineaa rirnu. CKKAM bKI'AUATOHH We guarantee lb U.S. M'purmor lo ! Urn bL Wrlla tur freo catalog. llutHlwu.nl Co.. i Itlli and Oak. PIANOS A OHUANH-Many fine Instrument re vvrlto us accoual airk liana or removal of buyer Write for description of p.auos uow on haurt, terms, elo. Writ today. UllUwrt Co., Portland UOWAKD K. BrRTON.-A 11 Leailvllla. Coloradtfc hDoriiiitm Drin Sllvor, II i Hold, Hllver.Tfc;; Gold, tuw, Klucur aver ar3 Chemist. Mute, L'otiwr. II. Cyanide turns. Mailing envelopes and full nrii-e Hit snot ou application. Control and I'm plro wnrk anllclleU. ltearimce: Carbonate Is'ar Uoual liank. When you WET WEATHER CLOTHING you want y.' complete y protection and long rvice. These ajdlmejrr other good points tkro combined In TOWER'S PliM bRAND OILED CLOTHING Tbu ent eiford to buy ny frm t HARD WATER MADE S0IT Send for free booklet showing analysis of hard water in 1 00 cities in the United States, with the amount of 20-Mule-Team Pure Borax necessary to use in each case to soften the water and produce clean, white clothes wkheat injury te the fittest fabrics or most deicate hands. All dealers. Full sir rarkare flora Tlnrax Koap; 32 page booklet aud souvenir picture 7il4 lu. lu voloro free ftir lu reals and deitler's Hani. 1'A CI He COAbT SUKAX CO., Oakland I aJ. r ia a m i 'WW How a Veteran Was Saved the Am putation of a Limb. B. Frank Doremus, veteran, of Roose velt Ave., Indianapoils, Ind., says: "I had bean showing symptoms of kid ney trouble from the time I was mastered out of the army, bat in all my life I nevei suffered as in 1897. Headaches, dizziness and sleepleeeneBB first, and then dropsy. I was weak and help less, having run down from 180 to 125 pounds. I was hav ing terrible pain in tbe kidneys and the ;ecretioni passed almost involuntarily. My left leg swelled until it was 34 inches around, and the doctor tapped it niuht and morning until I could no longer stand it, and then he advised amputation. I refused, and began using Doan's Kidney Pills. The swell ing subsided gradually, the urine be came natural and all my pains and aches disappeared. I have been well now for nine years since using Doan's Kidney Pills." For sale, by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. discharge mamma; she's getting too bossy." Small Mabel had been very 111, and one day when she was convalescent 6he said: "Mamma, Is heaven a beau tiful place?" "Yea, dear,' was the re lily. "Then why did that old doctor try so hard to keep me from going tUweV asked Mabel. Small Fred Say, mamma, la it true that lightning nevr strikes twice in the same, nlace? Mamma So it Is jlalniod, dear. Small Fred Huh! Our teacher's got lightning beat to a eUuid still. She can strlko a doaen ttiuee In the same place. Mamma What is that book yoa are reading, Willie? Little Willie It's a book called "Child Trailing" that I borrowed from Mrs. Smith. Mauinia Do you find It amusing? Little Willie Oh, no; I merely wanted to see If I had been brought up proixsrly. Little Jimmy Uncle George, yoa ro a coiiego professor, ain't you? Uncle George Yes, Jimmy. Little Jimmy You toach the deud languages, don't you? Uncle George Yes. Little Jim my Are your pupils going to be un dertakers when they grow up? I 'H . ll -.,..,,."l'.,.,ll,. . .r .-I - ,. ..... ; ,, ( AVfcgefable Preparationfor As similating llicFoodandneguia iing ihc Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digestion,Cheerfur ness and Rest .Con tains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. Jihyx tfadHr&WLELPlTCnUl fumfJim Seed" Atx Jtnna ieeU Urcptrminl -w Cariional&SaJu Perm Seed -Qarifad Sugar matuymii Flavor Aperient Remedy for Consdpa tion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Fcverish- nese and Lobs of Sleep. facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. ft EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER, The Kind Ton Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has born the signature of - and has beea made tinder his pr 'fflJt,. Bona! supervision since its infancy. All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Karcotie ubstance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. . It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving fc ealthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Ilother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears 'the Signature cf S9 s f & ) , x 'srl The KM You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years TMC CtMTAUa eoIMUT, TT MURRAY CTMCET, HEW VOHN CfTV. ff.awy Foret hooKt. Grandma Tommy, is here anythinj you like better thon a pic of pie? Tommy (with his mouth full) Yes'm. Two jo. DARWIN AND THE ANDES. Motnerswill find Mr-. WlniloWg Soothing Syrup the bast remedy tonne for their sbildren during tbe teethlDg period. Tommy What to tlx "height of fol ly." PT Pit Ymr fteter'a baa, my sou, Oa la six fet tw. Sclentlat'a I)ecrlitlon of E!trtlv umikn'a Work !Hrar ValiMtralao. Charles Durwlu. the famous English . a ""Tender ynlue." scleiitint, ouo truveled through South Vuwjrica ; and one of the b.'t"aocount3 On of His doom y Mvoda. "Ilonpsty is th bt policy, to be rare," morulieed th professor, "but in tbe case of too many men it is a policy that hai To Break m New Shoes. Always hake in Allen'e Foot-Ease, a powder. It nit n i m h.. - .. li . . ., - . J 1 .. Of Child Is Contained in his JourUAl Cures corns, Ingrowing naili and buniona. At an aruiritl't" and aboe ptoret, 2fc. Trepaalnir. "I see they're disi-barged that clerk who eared bo mnch money out of big small aeJory. Didn't tbey know be was grafting aU tbe time?" "Tw. ktn they suspect now that pe got some of ffie graft that rishrfully belonged t tbe bigger effieers of the company." TITO Vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Disease (.I I u prmanautly cured by Dr. Kline's Great Serva Bfsorsr. Send fur FEEE f2trM bottla and treatise. Dr. Jl ILKltm .Ixl. S31 Arch St.,Pblla.,Pa. In cutting a canal at Bordeaux a buried statue has been discovered of Anne of Austria, queen of Louis XIII., who died at I'axis in 1GGJ. Uaiel Alloa. "Many a nan," said Uncle Alle the ereaing wkm bis beetf girl turueel faka IM. !! Blefrra1. IifTV Phe0eJt, I're kerroweel a frod many Mnle suns freoi yen, at eoe tkaa ai4 aekr. Ih yee kaew putt bow tuuck I owe yes? IHsdsolt (wnti alacrity) Tee; it's wf aetJy PC. niagiMw Tki let me steve $5, wi yon? Ttet will tratke it an erea audr4 and It will be easier for tns te Kalle It n.paeir. TTie angry waves broke upon the state ly vessel. "Imi't the commotion terrHle?" ex- of Uettvarchos)." This doscriutlon of tho Andes is from that irtln of hhi narratlro la which ho rtx-ounts a camping trip la tho mountains nciir ValimrnlKO. Darwhi says: "Tho evening wss flno, and the atnio8ihere sio clmir tlwt tho nuuiU of rttist'la In tlw bay of Val IMiraisn, altlkmuh no ! than rweoty- six vaikm diwtant, omM be dlffttittruUh ed ceesu-ly as little black streaks. A sitip douiilng the point nnder rail ap pcetml as a bright, white sfwt'k. "In the morning wo climbed up the rough nwN of green etwa whk-h ercrw the sntnmlt of the AtxtA Thl rock, as fTeqnetitly hipis, wm moon vbartered and broken Into bog atHga lar fragments. I observed, however one reiiMirkaWe c!tmmtaivie nanteib, that many of the surfaces prvwanted every dngree of frpehnewH, mm appevir Ing as If broken the Any tiwfore, wblhs on otfcew lk-hena had either JuM bt- Pon't accept snv substitute. Ham pie mailed FRI. Addresa Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. A sang railed the "Hymn of Apollo,'' writtea 2S0 years H. C, has just been rang for the first time in England. A Correction. Mr. Stoplate I believe I must say good-night Jliss Tersleep Oh, don't! Why should you ? Jlr. Stopiate Why, really ah It's getting rather late, isn't it? Miss Tersleep Yes, altogether too late to say good-night. Say good-uiorn-ing. Cleveland Leader. $100 Reward, $100. Tho readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded diseass tbat science has been able to cure In all its BlagCB, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh) Cure is tbe only positive care known to the medical fraternity. Catarrb being a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treat, ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taKen internally, acting directly upon tbe Llood and mucous suriaces of the syttem, thereby destroying the founiation of the disease, and giving the pft tieut strtngth by building up the constitutes and assif ting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have bo much faith in its curative powers that they ofler One Hundred Pollers lor aay case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Ad trees. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, (X Sol 1 by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Fills are the best. At Wilkesbarre, Pa., In one day recent ly 425 foreigners were naturalized. claimed the youtie man with the at tne, or had long grown, attsvlawL wip and tbe camera. tuV? believed that this was owing , yea. moaned inf pale VOUIijr worn an in the steajuer chair, toe, do you V" "You fvel k, VV. L. DOUGLAS 3.5O&3.0O Shoes BKST IN THE WORLD W.LDougas $4 Gilt Edga line cannolbaequalltda'aryprica To .Shut l'aUrt: W. U IiuuiiIjui' Job. MTitf Hn m Hit Hiiwt cuuuplvte in ttusi'ouniry tirnJ or C'uuuf Weold Nwlt Hint Better. The Judge Mr. Twiggles, do yea wist te poll the jury? The lawyer (who bad lost ki case) No, yoer fconor ; bait it would afford sse UAsiU eatisfaetioa If I eould db she Jry. PrebaMr 1a All Hlfct. "J. Pmlii, Faxnished Geological 6trw ture, HI." This was the address on the letter postmarked "Hoatoo, Aug. 27, IIMUJ." '"Jry Starved Itock." wrote the edu cated railway postal clerk Just below the address. Chicago Tribune. to tlie freytrent Mrtliquukes, tJvit I felt Inclined to hurry from below each Kxmm pile. "W spent the Aiy on the) sunMnlt, ad I uever enjoyed oie nre tNr eughly. Ohiic, Utuided fry the Andee aixl the I'u-!Do, was eeen aa in a map. Hrbo ran avoid woodertug at the tusee w4iWi baa uivbeaved ttkvew nioun tolufv, and e-vea tuure so at tite tmut Wee ages wiaich It nraxt have rMBlred ta,-tk:ive broken through, removed and Wvcired whole ma sees f thetu? "I wondered how any mountain hala oukl sujtply such niw and I not liave leeu utterly obliterated. We niUHt not now reverse the wonder, and doubt whether all powerful time can . US' X I 1 Artificial rubies are now successfully grind down mountains even the el- Uordillera Into gravel ouj mndr up to twelve or fifteen carats by M. Vcrueul, a RciontiHt of l'uris I Shine to Ulm. see that the champion Took riermus I bootblack is dead Iiiiukes Yes: Penth loves a shining mark. American Spectator. gautJc mud." BHOEd FOR SVEBYBOPY Af Alt JICE3, Min'i BhoM. S& to fl SO. Bdv' Shrmi. S3 totl.US. WOIMD'I lllDM, MOO t ti.ia. Mia i' CbilJi tn'i 8titia. ti 20 to tl.OO. Try W. I a. Itouclite WwiuaM'a, Miaara an4 Childrnn'a ahax-a; for atyle, lit aail weatr tlicy earrl other iiMtkaa. If I could take you into my large factories at Brockton, Mass. .and show you how carefully W.L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater valuo than any other make. Wherever yoe live. ye cae btata W. L. Douglaa aboa. Hia aaaae aad price l. atamao on the bottom, which prelect rvm aalnat hHlh prices eoJ laierler ebaea. Ta- ! ee. Atk your dealer tor W.UOenflaaehoeS nj Indat atpoa haviag them. of Color I u'lrt-i m: ' w' Write lor lltuatrattj Catalog ol Fall Styles. W. U DOLliLAS, OepU I J, Brockton, Maee, We Trust Doctors r.Ku. No. 4i OS I1JHES wrltlne; to ed vertleere ploeee toentfla this papr. If you are suffering from impure blood, thin blood, de bility, nervousness, exhaus tion, you should begin at once with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the Sarsaparilla you have known all your life. Your doctor knows it.too. Askhimaboutit. Toe mnat look vr!l after the condition of your liver and bowela. I nlraa thoro la daily action of tho bowel, poteonoua prodatrta are abeorned. raaalns headache, blliouaae. nao aea. dT,perla. and thaa praoatln a ftar- eaparilta from dolns " heat work. Ayar'a Ho are liver pun. art rentlv. all vegetable. If one piu at bedtime. IM The aoae la obi A' Iyer's bo J. C. Anr Oo.. Iowa 11. Jaaoe i.w awillMlll rare of BAit ywot. Aoue cite. CBEKKT PBCT0CAL. The liouiaulic Air of rtaco. Kan Fraud sco Is jermeutedi w itb an air of romance and adventure. Xo- I where may one turn without being re minded of the legends that have been i woven around the forty -uliiers and their immediate followers. The names ' of tlie street and of the business blocks, such as Kearney, Sutter, Mont 'gomery. Pupont, Flood. Crocker and Sharon, bring to the mind of the edi tor long forgotten stories of riot or ad venture and of fortunes whoe vast ness once esclted his wonder or made hlni Incredulous, To read tiie words tliat are painted upon the street cars of Sau Francisco Is to le carried tmok in fancy to the time when the city was peopled only by those who, having tunied from all else that men hold dear, had gone in search of fortune and M 4. 1 . . . iouiui it, uiviuje just as iney were alout to give up In despair and dlv of starvatlou or sucnimb to the hardsldps with which human endurance could fio longer cope. Chicago Rocord-Her-ald. Ileal to Kaow. Fhay, ol' man, where's my fl fl-flan-cee?" -Now, look here you're In no condi tion to see a lady." 1 know It c'd shee two In my con dition. Merely didn want htr to shee me. Wherelsshcr Cleveland Lcadr. i z3 TT . Makes the iOad 3LigMer An ounce of grease is sometimes the only difference between profit and loss on a day's teaming. YOU know you can't affcrd a dry axle do you know as well that Mica Axle Grease is the only lubricant you can afford? Mica Axle Grease is the most eco nomical lubricant, because it alone possesses high lubricating prop erty, great adhesive power, and long-wearing quality. Hence, the longest profitable use of your outfit is to be had, only when the lubricant is Mica Axle Grease. Mica Axle Grease contains powdered mica. This forms a smooth, hard surface on the axle, and reduces friction, while a spe cially prepared mineral grease forms an effective cushioning body be tween axle and box. Mica Axle Grease wears best and longest one greasing does for a week's teaming. Mflca Axle Grease saves horse power consequently saves feed. Mica Axle Grease is the best lubricant in the WOrW use it and draw a double load. If your dealer does not keep Mioa Axle Grease we will tell you one who does. Standard Oil Co.