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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 4, 1906)
nj nj hJ All Humors Are impure matters which the skin, liver, kidneys and other organs cannot take care of without help. Pimples, boils, eczema and other erup tions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling, bilious turns, fits of Indigestion, dull head aches and many other troubles are due to them. They are removed by Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as S&r&atabS. 100 doses $1. NorcruM'a w Illril. When Charles P. Noroross, now n well-ki. wn Washington correspondent, began his newspaper career lie was sent to "cover" one of the courts. His business was to look at the docket and find the facts about any eune that seem ed to him to warrant him in writing ubout. One afternoon he discovered an entry that said one William l.urns had been arrested and fined .$10 for stealing a martingale from James Jones, u neigh bor. lie recited thes farts In an introduc tory paragraph, and then went on: "This criminal was justly punished, for the pretty little martingale he stole was the joy and comfort of the wife of James Jones. She kept it in a cage In her parlor, and when, tired with the work of the day, the martingale began to pour forth those strains of melody for which our Pittsburg martingales are famous, she found great pleasure. Such miscreants as this mau liurns should not be allowed at large, especially when they descend so low as to steal harm less and melodious martingales." Sat urday Evening Post. THE HUNTING SEASON. Rail, Bad Klllj! The scientists make out a good case against the house cat, who, with all her charming and lovable qualities, Is shown to be an agent of disease, and a wholesale destroyer of bird life. Dr. Caroline A. Osborne, who has been con ducting experiments at Clark Univer sity, has found that cats have diph theria, whooping cough, tuberculosis, eczema and ring-worm. Even when cats do not actually contract these maladies they may carry the contagion about with them. As nimrods they are responsible for the death of about fifty birds a year, according to E. H. Forbush, State Ornithologist for Mas sachusetts, not Including the suffering they inflict by their mangling of birds, squirrels and rabbits. Philadelphia Press. Haritani nay. The fresh cream puffs in the Italian baker's window looked Inviting, and the Interested housekeeper stepped in- Mde the shop to ask the price. "Kifteena centa a doz," replied the smiling proprietor, wiping his hands on bis apron, preparatory lo wrapping the cakes. "Why," exclaimed the lady, unable to conceal her astonishment, 'M hat's very cheap tor cream puffs: I usually have to pay thirty. I don't see how you can make them at that price." "Him cheap :i all riglita," confided the baker. "la hea It' office telephone I gotta closa da shop right oft'. My girl, Antonie. gotta da measlo." jj Shorty GOOD tories -Cincinnati Post kliUe keon n patpiotim guished himself A l.utf r.tlltlon. Julius Kalm, representative from San Trail, 'isco, was In Washington when the earthquake chiiic and was nearly fran tic, because his wife and children, in cluding a baby a few days old, were di rectly In tlie path of the lire. Kalm spent two days trying to tele gra;ui and then took a train and went out, and finding his family safe, stayed u week or so in the ruined city. On his return lie found a letter from a constituent, written eight days after the shock, which began: "!ear Julius: "No doubt you will be surprised to learn from nie that we have had a terrible earthquake out here." Saturday Evening Post. In the battle of Lake Chainplain, when ,nore than one American distin- for bravery, notably among them Commo dore Mcl Kinotig!) and Capt. II en ley. Lieu tenant Commandant Stephen Cassiti per formed services which won for him a medal from Con gress and wide spread recognition of his bravery. The Itritish force was suiierior In nutii- OAI'T. CABS IN, 0(,rSi ju, c;1mIi(SS of the lake jiermlttcd heavy armaments on comparatively light vessels, and of this circumstance the Iirltish availed themselves, giving their commander a ship equal In force to two of the Amer ican ships, with which be. being a vet eran officer tif no mean ability, made sure of capturing the young American, t'awsln. Hut the naval discipline Cassln had served In the Tr'politan war the skill the coolness, the courage and the dar lug intrepidity of Cassln were brought Into action. lie made the attack In stead of waiting for It. thereby gaining an advantage over his rival. Ills undaunted spirit, which had enabled lit 1 1 i to endure two years' Im prisonment In Spain In the previous war, now bore him forward. In spite of the apparently ovcrwht'Iiiilii:; ob stacles that confronted him, he over came the enemy, and by his action so inspired u;s own men ami even l!i men In the other ships that he deservedly won his reward of the praise of the Congress of his country. One day when William M. Evarts, Secretary of State under President Hayes, was a college student, he was called on to read Virgil In class. He started out bravely: "Three times I strove to cast my arms around her Deck, and and " adding lamely "That's as far as I got, professor.' .Sen, Mr. Evarts," said the professor. "I think that was quite far enough.' William II. Crane, the actor, was re cenny asxcu now it was that he nevr attempted serious Shakespearean roles. "Put I did once," replied the comedian. "Years ago. In the West, I played 'Hamlet.'" "Did you, in deed?" said an admirer and friend "Didn t you have a great success? Didn't the audience call vou before the curtain?" "Call me,'- -replied Crane, "Why, man, they dared me!" John Sharp Williams had an engage ment to speak in a small Southern town. The train he was traveling on was not of the swiftest, and he lost no opportunity of keeping the conductor Informed as to his opinions of that par ticular road. "Well, if ver don't like it," the conductor finally blurted out, "why in thunder don't yer git out an' walk?" "I would," Mr. Williams bland- Hut yet there is u connection. Her i '-v replied, "but you see the committee friends regard her as the most expert j doesn't expect me until this train gets woman whip In the country. And therefore it becomes her io conduct her self as such. Accordingly, when she takes the air in one of her Jf 10.CMMJ turn outs behind her three-abreast team a matter of some $1o,imx) to $JO,KM) worth of carriage horse she must naturally be appropriately dressed, with a due consideration to the matching or proper contrast between the colors in horse, harness, whip, hat, hair, cloak, gown, etc. She designs her own harnesses, to match the coloring of the horses. When driving she is clad in colors which har monize with the harness and elaborate equipage. One set of harness and a cart cost j?7,mio. Even the whips are made to match the turnouts, of which there are seven. One of them has a nine-Inch handle of solid gold and cost ,5 K). Miss Morosini Is a girl of striking beauty and superb figure. Her father, Giovanni Morosini, first came to mis country as a refugee with tin; great Italian patriot (.arinaldi. lie met with great success in the financial world and was once a partner of Jay Could. In." General Carr, at the outbreak of the Civil War, left Troy to take the com mand of a regiment. At Hig Iicthol his regiment had been halted for rest am refreshment and had not yet experi enced the excitement of a skirmish. Confederates were in ambush, and from a s-il'e hiding place they opened tire. Carr, so the story runs, instantly put spurs to his horse and dashed iq to a group of officers. "They are fir ing uiHin my regiment!" he shouted "My God! Now what is to be done?'1 - - bu 7nl J The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the tsigna- nire vi r leicner, ana lias neon made under inn personal supervision for over HO years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-g-ood " are hut Experiments, and endanger tho health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Hoothbitr Syrups. It i.4 Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its apro is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrlmsa and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething1 Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural bleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Haie Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. TM CCNTAU COMPANY. TT MURRAY STRCCT. NEW YORK CITY. The Limit of llunritr, Dora Never tell Flora any secrets. Cora Can't she keep thein? Dora Keep them? Why, that girl tells people her right age ! Cleveland Leader. f. VMS' Pan-e and all Nervous Discuses irm:inently cured by Ir. Kl.ne's (irat erve Kes'.urpr. Send fur FHKK f2trlnl bnttlt and treatise. Lir. Ji. H.Kim , Ixl. sal Arch St.. Pbila..!'. T!iere are now about .'00,000 spindlr employed in thf worsted industry in Aus tria, agu'iist 100.000 spindles in 1S82. HCttVAKD K. F.rRTOX. As'ayer ai Chemist, JituGViile, Colorali. Specimen prices: du:.l. Silver, J- ail, II : Hold, silver, 7-n-s (tol,, 5o.'; Z'uc or opi'iT, !. C'yanido t !. Mailing -tiveiop-.i urn! lull ir.Ci;iit spnt'in Riipliratiiiii. Control anclVm pir'Mvork Koliciietl. i.eiereucc: t'urbunaltt w tiuiiul iiaiik. AMHERST SWIMMING RULE. A FORTUNE FOR DRESS. Total by Their Huttona. The minister'- wife was busily en gaged one afternoon mending the fam ily clothes when a neighbor called for a friendly chat. After a lew moments of news and gossip the caller remarked, ns she beiran to insjuHt a basket of miscellaneous buttons : "Vou seem to be unusually well sup plied with buttons of all kinds. Why, there Is one like my husband had on his last winter's suit." "Indeed." said the minister's wife, with n slight smile. "Ail these but tons were found in the contribution box, and I thought I might as well have Home use out of them. Well, must you go? Well, good by. Come again soon. Mlaa Moroliil, ew York Ilrlrpaa, Seiiri 1 OO.OOO Vewrly. Most people would be satisfied and consider themselves well fixed for life If they fell Into a fortune of Sioo.ouo. That Is the sum. however, which Miss (1 1 ul la Morosini, daughter of the mill ionaire banker of New York, sp-.-uds on uoes 1 our Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 times each day. Does it send out good blood or bad blood ? You know, for good blood is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Doctors have endorsed it for 60 years. One frqnrnt run of hud Mnnd it 1nreh llvf-r. Tin, irMliic caii.tlpatlon. I'ultoiuius autit1aiic4n ra tixrn ahtorbeit into tha blnotl. Inaiad of btnK rrmuv,! from ih body daily an nature lntrnll. krfp tliR ttnwel oiu with Ayer'l I'ilii, liver pill. All vecetabia. ivy kjk5 4 v . v x v s hirst 1'rint-iiilea. A few plain rules, formulated by a Chicago bank official, have been circu lated in the business section of New York, and are attracting attention as a re-statement of first principles for t lie regulation of the conduct of business men who desire to achieve solid and soul-sat isfying success. The foundation maxim of the Chica go banker is that money must b made honestly or n it at all. There are nobler pursuits than the mere getting of money; but one may say that after n sutiicient education the first worlillv I nderu riul nit 1 1 ow Iteunlred to'.i,,,.- -c i i. . 1 t. i . . ium o nit- iii.in n no it. noi luilflllt'Ci llecoiiie Adt-pta In the Snort. , . . im, ti .. i . , a fortune is to gam a competence. Thf J lie decree that has gone out from I .. , ,. , , , ... . Amherst nii,.w , i.... I I'ro,,"',lu' ',,','1ih1 of llfL ls rather tiou has a large and complete swim- s"' t. I' n-ni twenty to tcty-f,ve year nlng culpment. that all students of f" T" I"'1'!' '"ri"'. "'n, that institution must not only bathe but '",d experience. IWiblj Icarn t. swim, Is arousing much inter- U"y. yvar n'",:"" fr est in the press, says the Rochester "" U,ul lf ,l'v,'n a Uv' Democi-Ht and Chroni.-le. """1,nn"v "e aitjuirfti ie Heref.fore. swimming has not been "T' " d"W "' dignified as an accomplishment to be niiglity ,,i-ol,. require of college undergraduates. It U'1"' nm J" t!"' V:,t "MJ 'nt-V '"' in has either been Ignored altogether, or. ! f 'TT , "'T '' ,'''"Mi" if enurag.,1. left optional with the I ln,,ustrJ"' v.-rk and stiht obscv students whether they should acquire , 'dUre of the I"-"lcntial maxims. The it IHlt j mass ot men are not sufficiently gifted Hut Amherst has initiated a forward'1" l"hZ 1,"""'v cuts ami bIO movement in the matter and her ex per- S,nk0S of ''"'"''I'n-c. It re-;u ires a imeiK will be watched with some curi- V,'''J' ''v;,-,'l""":l1 -''''.v t. or- osity. It Is. at least, a pretty good a.l- s""l""s! ,:ll-v VMs1 vcrtisement for tlie college, a'nd will no fTT ' u h;llcv"r tht doubt poimlaiize the Instituth.n In the l m 1 , " T ""sm1 Si";'- " ls estimation of n,.-.nv v,. ,..,,. r... . , mistako to suppose tint tlMionest prac riiU ,'.n- .. i.t .i " , i i ' . ,,!ticcs and questionalile linessing in hu tins tijix i)T atl let es swhiimiiu. stum i yield great be the Illatua in the KiiKtiKfinent. "Our engagement will have to temporarily suspended," announced summer girl, calmly. "Oh, impossible," the young man vowed. "It will have to be. My husband writes that he is coming down for a week." Louisville Courier-Journal. You Can (Jet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, I.e Ror.N. Y., for a free Batnile of Allen 'f Knot-Kane. It cures weatin(f. hot swollen . aching feet. It makes new or tight shots e?y. A certain cure for corns, ingrowingnails and linnions. Aildrug gists tell it. 26c. Ion't accept any substitute, atnrc' Endowment. Caller Miss Millieent plays wonder fully on the piano. Grandfather (ireevins Yes; it sort o' runs in the fam'ly. By jucks, you'd ort to 'ave heerd me play "Ole Dan Tucker" an' "Ole Bob Ridley" on a jewsharp when I was a boy ! H SAVES CUr2 ZD! romrrm iu- m jl im-mm -m. tllroiit and Vllid ' Sattaa-C ! troQ bl Cures Htivrs. 3mr . ucvvici; fj Coughs, Ditlemper dJ 5w W."t'"-J 111 laiijesiion. Vetrinsri. j TV ijj nn u- and recommend !TkSVI CIiVS PRUSSIAN ?RrW8 HEAVE POWDER3 1T jK5rJ?S TlrV"!i'iU' w1" et them. tJ"3 mail. Send for i ree bor.a. PRUSSIAN RFEDY CO.. ST. PAUL, MINI CHAS. H. LILLY CO,, Seattle acd Portlaai Wnokiale Agti $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will bo pleased tc learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's C atarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the metical fraternity, tatarrh being a constitu tional di:-ease, requires a consticuiiunal treat ment. Hall's Catarrh C ure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucoti! suriaces of the symera, thereby destroying the j tieut strength by building up the constitution Scf tCHS Water, Saves, ClCaflS and atft assisting nature in ili.ing its wort, i ne ' iVhiforc i u c proprietors have so much faith in its curative1 TTniCGnS v.!OinS. powers mat inev oner uijq uuH'irea i'oiiart AIM lor an v case that it fails to cure, t-end for list j;, 0; BORAX IN THE LAUNDRY of testimonials A.i irc. K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggist". Tic. lia'u's l amily Tills are the best. Frt'e - f-ou v . uni : ir I'll' lllld I e.i i r s Mi-.rre. 1'Al.i t-,L' 11.1AS1 C u., O.i lanil, t ni. ix kimI I'orav ap. co, ,t, tor 1 fnli HUH AX SO men day of nthleties swimming sinmlil 1k In favor with all who love manly exorcise or sjiort. .strange as It may seem, It that a large ierreutage ot youths have not ae.iuired the swimming. A sturdy, healthy should take to the water with Is said college art of 1m y the ness fashioned per. r integrity. sinvess than old- I'liiladelphia Led MISS MOHOS1M. Mad by i. C. Ayr Co., Lowell, Aiao Banantoturara or J HAIR VIGOR. f i y fo AolE CIRE- CWf O CHERRY PECTORAL. her clothes In one year. At times her outlay for clothes exceeds even these enormous figures. Miss Morosini does not consider the sum at nil large and was nurprlsed that the statement tdiould create any public Interest, when a newspIer writer Interviewed her nt her father's palatial home nt Itlvcrdale on the Hudson. Many of the gowns In Miss Moroslnl's wnrdrolie cost from ?4,fHK to $S,tKK each. Her lingerie alone ctsts $r.tnn yearly. She Is Intercstetl In road driving and maintains the most costly stables own ed by a woman in the world. Of course, the cost of maintaining her stable has nothing to da with the Item for frocks. eagerness of n young duek. In the old days of deep-creek or swimming -hide Indulgence there was much danger at tending one's experiments In the water: but despite that the boys generally took the risk and learned, to swim. The modern Institutional swimming tanks Is much safer, nml there Is n, excuse for a natural youth, having access to these or any other safe bathing place, re maining Incapable of taking care of himself In the water. Of course there are danger for even swimmers; but the boy or girl, man or woman, who can swim, on the whole. Is better assured of escape In a water accident than one who can't. Moreover, there Is a Jot of pleasure ami fun In swimming when the practice Is judiciously Indulged. S every en couragement should be afforded to the youth of our time to cultivate the art of swimming, even If It is not made compulsory In our schools, colleges and universities. i In IHaniipulntlnicr. A car had stopi-ed at a busy corner. Just as the conductor had reached to give the signal to start, there were ' yells of warning and an answering yell ' from the outside. "Wait till I get my clothes on." cried a shrill voice. The passengers craned their necks and looked out. A small boy with a J of snakeroots there basket of laundry was trying to cet : kind. Sni.ia.se the AVrltlnn: of rr.-verlptluii. The use of Latin by physician prescription writing is commonly garded as a harmless survival of ilievallsni. says the Literary IMgest Occasionally a lay writer sugLests its abandonment. In comint nting on a re cent note to this effect in a daily pa per, which advocate the compulsory use of Lnglish in prescriptinns. tht l'rugglsfs Circular ami Chemical t.a zctte takes occasion to make a Mropf defense of the time-huiiorcd practice Says this paper : "Suppose the sapient writer euoted whose uttei.-uiccs may sound all right to those who kr.ow no more of his sub jivt that he does, should fall sick an his physician should decide that the one thing needful to saw his life wa geranium roberti.inium. lf there were a law preventing the doctor from pre scribing in Latin he would have tc choose one of the upwaid of a doen Lnglish names for this drug. Suppose lie chose 'redshanks mi 1 s() wrote the wold in his prescription. When the druggist went to prepare the medicine he would tind that 'redshanks' was th Lnglish name of at )eat four cntiivlv diiTcrent plants, namely, tiie one al ready mentioned, polysjoiiium anipiiih mill, poiygoniuni pcrsicaria ami ruaies acctosa. "As with redshanks so with hun dreds of other drugs: Aaron's beard mav bt tvtinus continus, c mbal.iria euubalaria or saxifraga sarmento: arc IiuiiiIhtIoss 1'uglisli-w ritin Aliou! the Limit. Gunner And Is old C'lofeinan very close in his dealings? (Juyer Close? AVhy, he wanted to pay less for a desk calendar for tin month of rebrunry because it did not contain as many days as the other months. Theri is no satisfaction keener than being ay ar.d comfortable when out in ths hirc,evt stcrm. ' tfll CTMf. TUIC iuwx.-t,i'.s. ui lute IT- YOU WEAP Xo Dullneaa Anj-frherr. "Pa." said little Willie, looking up from his book, "what is 'a comatose state";"' "Well, my son," replied Willie's pa, "just at present there isn't a single comatose state in the union; all hus tling and prosperous." Philadelphia Press. Vs I . y L WATJ62PBOO? CiACK ORY5U.OW m CN:AUEYERIwaI. A J. TCWfK CO. rrOSTOH. MASS.. U.S.A. TO-'tR CAKAMirt C0,lrrUi.TCl!0NI0. CJi. CURED OF GRAVEL. aboard. Manor's Magazine. Turf iitr. "Morris was Mackballetl at the golf club, and he's not even allowed on the links." For goodness' sake! Why?" I "He's the sort of man that never lets' s"10 niathcs n:ay I c made in heav the grass grow under his fccL" Boston r"- ',ut ,m ajoi ity arc uia.U' by tht doctor wanted to be sure of getting tht riIit kind, so sivilied snakeront. then is the drusreist to d;sien-e eim'icir;ica 1 rait'iuos:). asarum cauadcitsc ;r saui j ctila MarylandicaV" Transcript. , match trust. Not a Single Stone Has Formed Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills. j J. D. Dangbtrey, music publisher, ; of Suffolk, Va., save: "During two cr three years that I had kidney trouble I passed about 2 pounds of gravel and j sandy eediuient in the j urine. I haven't passed a stone since using Doan's Kidney Pills, however, and that was three years ago. I ueed to saffer the most acute agony during a gravel attack, and had the other us- j nal symptoms of kidney trouble lassi tude, headaches, pain in the back, uri nary disorders, rheumatic pain, etc. I have a box containing 14 gravel stones that I passed, but that is not one-fourth of the whole number. I consider Doan's Kidney Pills a fine kidnev tonic." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., P.uflalo, X. Y. W. L. DOUGLAS y.GO&.s3.00S.ioes BEST IN THE WORLD W.L.0o:;;a3S4Giit Edgo lsi car. .Ml i 33U3i!edatan,pfica . f: iY. I . iK'ii;! i' .ToN i-oiiiL .t . i in ! i. s ''it'i-.trv CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre sentative Business Firms. I'HI-AM SKI'AIIA ioks cuaraitr f.s. f- I'arator to br Hie bft. w r:ia lor frea ca:a c. ilMein.Kxl t o., l-lt-.ti and Oalt. MKN'St'l.OTlllNil Buffum IVn.f.vton. -v hki-o-i Ailr.'J hen;am:n t t'o.s crrr.'t cti-t't h ve-r iliinc in nail's (uriil-hinirs. 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Oou tla hi: an j in',t u.l has inf them. f !f t '.' " t v .'N , t ' i. ''' "f u c t-1 gk Wri.e or lliutratr l Cats! -f ol Kail Miles. W. L. IKH.ULAS, Dept. ti. Hrw-kton, P. V H. No. 40 Ot HI X writing t m ert nr lra I nif-niltn tlii ar. I