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HAY FEVER "Having used Peruna for catarrh ana hay fever, I can recommend it to all -who are suffering with the above diseases. happy to be able to say it has helped vie wonderfully, May me E. Smith. MISS MA YMB SMITH, 4U KRt Mound Street Columbus, Ohio HAY FEVEK is endemic catarrh. It is caused by some irritating tub etance in the atmosphere during the late Hammer months. It is generally thought that the pollen of certain weeds and flowers is the cause of it. Change of locality eeems to the be only rational cure. The use of Peruna, however, stimulates the nervous sys tem to reeist the effectB of the poison oub emanations ana sometimes carries the victim through the hay fever sea son without an attack of the disease. A large number of people rely upon Peruna for tbia purpose. Those who do not find it convenient to charge their location to avoid Hay Fever would do well to give Peruna a trial. It has proven of priceless value to many people. None In Sight. "Mr. Roxley," stammered the youns man, "I-er-cnllcd " "Yes, yes," Interrupted the dear girl's father. "I realize the object of your call, young man, and I want to ask you to tell me candidly can you support a family?" "Well er-really, don't you think that question Is rather premature?" Phila delphia Press. Stnn! Confidential Friend Old man. If you hal your life to live over again, would you make it different? leteated 1 omieian l es, in two par tirulars. Firstly, I'd be a bipger gcoun drel. Secondly, I wouldn't take any oilier man into my confidence. Chicago Trib une. Vexed Question Solved. The two sisters had engaged a serv ant girl. She failed to meet their re quirements. They were holding a whis pered consultation In the dining-room. "How shall we get rid of her?" whis pered one, At that moment the girl appeared st She carried her grip. She wore her hat. In the other hand was her umbrella. Tf win nlonao " cllA maA nnlttaln n nmnnnn nn a il I jj.viiuSaicii cverv ifuiu year, "I'm Superstitious people formerly regard-, ed with awe the turning red at long tl)e (oor luieivnm oi unan Aioret in Swltzer-, land. Botanists have now Bhown that the phenomenon Is due to a plant f'mnff tinvv Tha rtlaftA Annan' uu wuu-u, mougn very minute, grows 6uit me." New York Globe and Com so rapidly that the whole lake Is soon njereial Advertiser turned crimson. While George W. Stevens, many years ago, was repairing the road In front of his house in Iiolton, Vt, he hung a hoe in a tree and forgot It. A few days ago the tree was cut down niaiue for tbe Grocer. "I want to complain of the flour you sent nie the other day," said Mrs. Xew llwed, severely. The grocer nssumed an anxious expression, and inquired wlifit was thp innttpr with it. "ft was and, when sawed up, the blade, of the j tough," replied the housekeeper aecus hoe, with the exception of a part of;inffiv. "Mr lmshand Minr.lv rvmld not the crook and the handle, was found J eat 'the biscuits I made with it." Indrr Protest. Noah Webster was compiling his dictionary. "To a certain extent," he said. "I have to take the language as I find it." Thereupon, with a pang of regret, he added the word "awfully" to his collec tion. He foresaw that it would be aw fully overworked. A nihllcal Sound. "Our John's go in' to be a prcioher, I guess," said Farmer Korntop, "Jedgln' from what his college professor sez about him." "What's that?" nsked his wife. "He hp7. he'se inclined to be bibu lous." Philadelphia Ledger. Derprat I.nke on Knrlh. The deepest lake in the world Is be lieved to be Lake Paikal, in Siberia. Nine thousand square miles in area, or nearly as large as Lake Erie, it Is 4.000 to fi.OOO feet deep, no that It contains nearly as much water us Lake Superior. Habit with Mini. "That man looked at the bill I hand ed him for fully three minutes." said the clerk. "I wonder If he thinks I tried to cheat him." "No," explained the floor walker, "he's a bacteriologist and was looking for eerms." Small and Large. "Dr. Slocutn Is a homeopath. Isn't be?" "Not altogether." "But he always prescribes homeo pathic doses." "Ye, but his fees are allopathic," Philadelphia Press. SICK FOR TEN YEARS. Constant Backache, Dropsy, and Se vere Bladder Trouble. Fred W. Harris, of Chesnnt St., Jef ferson, Ohio, says: For over ten years I suffered from kidney disease. ine inira year my feet and hands wonlu swell and remain puffed up for days at a time. I seemed to have a constant back ache. Finally I got so bad that I was laid up in bed with several doctors in attendance. I thought surelv I would die. I changed medicine and began using Doan's Kidney Pills when I was still in bed. The relief I found was so great that i kept on until I had taken atout ten boxes. The kidney se cretions became natural and after years of misery I was cured. I have increas ed in weight, and show no symptoms of my former trouble." 6old by all dealers. 50 cents s box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y. embedded in the body of the tree, hav ing been covered by tbe wood and bark by natural growth. The motor cultivator of Prof. T. Hudson Beare, a Scottish mechanician, s designed to do all the work of pre paring the ground for seed at one operation. It can bo driven at three times the speed of the ordinary plow, and er.ch trip covers three times the breadth of the usual furrow, and well pulverizes the ground. By a simple attachment the sowing also can be done at the same time. Of thirty accidents from electric shock In Switzerland last year, twenty one were fatal, while Austria had but six fatalities In fifty-six cases. A fifth of the accidents were from currents of 250 volts or less, and a mason was killed by a 120-volt three-wire supply, while In another case a shock from wenty-stx thousand volts did not kill. Of fifteen attempts at resuscitation, only one was successful. A remarkable hair ball from the tomach of a young girl has been irought to notice by Prof, von Bra- iiianii of Halle. She bad a habit of wallowing ends bitten from her long inir, forming in time a bulky nccumu- ation, though felt only as a slight ressure, and when the mass was re moved by an operation It was found ) have shaped Itself to the cavity, ke a cast In a mold. Iron tonk-s had changed the light color to black. Prof. Ellhu Thomson says that ex periment has proved that alcohol, pro- ided it can he made cheap enough, is entirely suitable as a fuel for Internal combustion engines. Although the heat ing value of alcohol Is much less than that of gasoline, yet a gallon of alco hol will develop substantially the same power as a gallon of gasoline, because the greater eflieieney of operation. ess heat Is thrown off in waste gases from the alcohol, and a mixture of al- hol vapor with air stands a much higher compression without premature explosion than does a mixture of gas oline and n!r. In fact, Professor Thom son says, the elliciency, or the ratio of the conversion of heat units Into power, is probably higher In the alco hol engine than in engines operated with any other combustible. The principle of the rifled gun has recently been applied to pipes for pumping oil. The crude oil of Califor nia Is mostly thick, viscous, and diffi cult to pump through long lines. Heat ing cannot be successfully applied to a long pipe, and mixing with water results In an emulsion from which the oil cannot be readily separated. The latest scheme for dealing with these viscous oils comprises a pipe rifled on the inside, so that the oil, mixed with about 10 per cent of water, is caused to whirl rapidly. The water, teing heavier than the oil, seeks the outside, and forms a thin film, which lubricates the pipe for the passage of the oil. The friction Is thus so far reduced that the oil has been easily pumped through a line thirty-one miles long. The water and the oil come out entire ly separate at the end of the line. Versatility. "Haven't I seen yon before some where?" asked the customer at the lunch counter. "You probably saw me at some Ifjorrote village," said the dusky waiter. "I was one of the luorrofe. mri." He Had Ilia Wish. The late Carl Schurz had no consld eration for hypocrites or pretenders. 1'pon literary pretenders he was par ticularly severe. At a dinner in New York one night a man of wealth who had written a volume of poems sneered at politics. "I wouldn't give a picayune," he said, "for a senatorship or a cabinet office. To be even President, wouldn't tempt nie. I, for my part, would rather be known any day as a third rate poet than -a first rate statesman." "Well, aren't you?" said Mr. Schurz. ,,,, ,, , X&WfajjL GREATEST OF ALL T He Knew. "I want to get some bird seed," said the customer. "Don't try to plague me, smarty '." cried the new clerk from the country, "Birds grow from eggs, not seeds." The Catholic Standard and Times. tirentent Privilege of Cillrr-nsblp. The right to homestead on the pub lie domain is the greatest privilege of American citizenship, says Farming. The right to homestead is co-existent with citizenship. Every citizen over '21 years of age, every immigrant who has declared his or her intention of be coming a citizen, every head of a fam ily, male or female, even though under 21. may locate a tract not to exceed ItiO acres and after five years' resi dence will receive absolute title thereto. A turlooa Silk. Sicily supplies a curious silk which Is spun by the puina, a Mediterranean shell-fish which has a little tube at the end of its tongue. Out of this tube, spider-fashion, or silkworm-fashion, it spins a silk thread, with which It fastens itself on any rock it fan cies. When the puina moves its silken cable remains behind. Tills cable, w hich Is called byssus, the Sicilian fish ermen gather. Byssus weaves into l lie softest and f-hiniest of fabrics, but it It very rare and expensive. Her MrltlnK Smile. "What's the reason you can't collect that bill from that woman?" stormed the proprietor of the collection agency. "This Is the seventh time you've been lfter it." "You just go round there and let hM' beam on you once," replied the agent, "and you'll find the reason why!" The Ingredients that enter into S. S. S. and the method of com bining and preparing them so that thev build ut and strengthen every part of the body, make it the greatest of all tonics. S. S. S. is nature's remedy PURELY VEGETABLE and while it is restoring the lost aooe- tite, overcoming that tired, run-down feeling, and other ailments common to Spring, which warn us that it is necessary to take a tonic, it is purifying the blood of all poisons and waste matters so that it can supply to the system the strength and nourishment it needs to keep it in perfect condition during the depressing summer months that are to follow. bprmg is the season when most every one needs a tonic. It is nature's time for renewing and changing; and as everything puts on new life, the sap rises in vegetation, the earth thaws out from its winter freezes, and all respond to Spring's call to purge and purify themselves, there is a great change also takes place in our bodies. The blood endeavors to throw off the poisons and accumulations which have formed in the system, and been absorbed by it, from the inactive winter life, and calls upon every member to assist in the elimination. The system is often unequal to the struggle, the appetite grows fickle, the energies give way, the spirits are depressed, and a general run-' down condition is the result. Then the body must have assistance it must be strengthened and aided by a tonic, and S. S. S. is the ideal one. Being made entirely from roots, herbs and barks, it does not disagreeably affect the system in any way as do most of the so-called tonics on the market, which contain Potash or some other harmful mineral ingredient to derange the stomach and digestion, unfavorably affect the bowels, or otherwise damage the health. S. S- S. tones up the stomach, and digestion and assists in the assimilation of food; it rids the system of that always-tired, worn-out feeling, and imparts vigor and tone to every part of the body. It re establishes the healthy circulation of the blood, stimulates the sluggish organs, and calms the unstrung nerves which make one feel that he is on the verge of prostration. S. S. S. gives an appetite and relish for food that nothing- else does, and by its use we can find our selves with as hearty, hungry an appetite in Spring as at any other season. It acts more promptly and gives better and more lasting results than a::r other remedy, and is absolutely safe because of its vegetable purity. Dyspeptic, irritable, nervous, debili tated people will find S. S. S. is just the medicine that is needed for the purification of the blood, which, from its diseased or impure condition, is causing their trouble, as well as for toning up and helping the entire system. When you take your tonic this Spring do aot experiment, but get the best the tonic with forty years of success behind it, and the one endorsed by the best people all over the country 5. S. S; THE GREATEST OF ALL TONIOSm It is necessary at this time, when the system is depleted and weakened at every point, that the right remedy be usedone that is especially adapted to the condition, and S. S. S. has proved itself to be this remedy for many years. If it is taken at the first sign of Spring the system will be so built up and strengthened tha: the disagreeable affections of the season will not be felt as warmer weather comes on. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. AN EFFORT TO PULL THROUGH THE DAY. I have used S. S. S. quite extensively and unhesitatingly reoommend it as the best blood purifier and tonic made. I am a machinist by trade and at one time my system was bo run down that by 10 o'clock every day I would be com pletely exhausted, and it was with the greatest effort that I could pall through the balance of the day. Since taking S. S S., however, all this ha3 disappeared. I am a strong, vigorous man, abundantly able to do my day's work, my appetite has been whetted up so that 1 can eat anything, my sleep is sweet and refreshing, and I know farther that it has purified my blood and put it in good condition. I cannot speak too highly of your great remedy, S. S. S. 817 W. Broad St., Columbus, O. A. B. MONTGOMERY SHE FOUND IT THE BEST SPRING TONIC. On two occasions I have used S. S. S. in the spring with fine results. I can heartily recommend it as a tonio and blood purifier. I was troubled with headache, Indigestion and liver troubles, which all disappeared under the use of S. S. S. My appetite, which was poor, was greatly helped. I can eat anything I want now without fear of in digestion, and my blood has been thoroughly cleansed of all impurities and made rich and strong again. As a tonio and blood purifier it is all you claim lor it. 771 E. Main St., Springfield, O. MRS. G. WIEGEL. The Other Sltle. Mr. Upmore crept out of bed, groped his way to the telephone, and called up the central ollice. "Hello!" be said, In a low voice. "Please send word to the nearest police station that there Is a burglar In my house. If they will make a quick ruu they can catch him. .My house is No. " There was a pause of half a mluute, and then u gruff voice finished the Wholesale t nttlntr. "Yes, we used to sit out on the old porch in the beautiful moonlight. Strange to say. Jack never believed he kissed me as often as I accused him of doing." "Ah, how did you convince him, dear':" "Why. the next night I told him to cut a notch In the i Kirch each time 1m took a kiss." "How did the scheme work?" "Very well for a while, but er hv the end of the week there wasn't any porch left." Her One Thought. "M-m-m!" mused the doctor, with a serious face, "the glands of your throat are coated " "The Idea '." gurgled Miss Woodby. "Stylishly coated, I hope." Philadel phia Tress. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by turn s v. alarm i ure. GASOLCNE ENGINES to i hor,e power luiiy warranted, 1125. All sizes ami itj les at lowest prices. Write for catalog. REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland. Oregon. Egan Dramatic and Operatic School f. Tcheney & co.. Props., Toledo, o. 1 Season 1906 and 1907 Opens Sept. 15 the undersigned, have known E. J. ! J repares lor liramatic and Operatic Stage and places Graduates in six months- Fortv Graduates now with t-end for C'ata- message In this wise: "Hello, central! Youse needn't np de cops. le burglar has got de guy wot owns dls shebang covered wit' de gun, an' he'll he out o' here wit' de swag In about 'leven seconds. By, by, sis." Home Magazine. What He Toot. A certain thrifty individual. In the hope of getting a gratuitous medical apinion, remarked casually one day to his doctor : "I say, doctor, what do you do when you've got a cold?" "I cough," replied the M. P., briefly. "Ah! Quite so," stammered the oth er ; "but w hat do you take?" "I take advice." snanned the son of call' oulilpius; and the tnrifty maa took nis leave. .Modern Societv. Too Old to l.rnrn. One of the students In an Eastern university, wishing to turn an honest penny during his vacation, decided to Introduce a new and popular cycloedia into the country districts. Needless to say, he had many queer and amusing experiences. At one place he found an old farmer working in the fields. "I'd like to sell you a new cyclope dia," said the agent. "Well, young feller," said the farm er. "I'd like to have one. but I'm afeerd I'm too old to ride the thing." (SSHHSBSSMSMHMSJSBBHBSa For Coughs I KillS V U1UO j Trannlntrd. "Habiliments for Infants" Is a sign In a clothing store In ltoston. A west ern visitor, seeing It, 6topiHtI in amaze ment. "What does that mean?" ho asked his bettor-aopiaintod fellow westerner. "That?" said the other. "Oh. that Is Itoston dialect for kids' duds." There is a remedy over sixty years old Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Of course you have heard of improbably have used it. Once in the family, it stays; the one household remedy for coughs and hard colds on the chest. Askyourdoctoraboutit. I hsTe had fmcnmnnla three times, and A rn't Cherry Pectoral has bronchi meaafeW through each time. I hare tnt reroTered from my last attack, areti aiitT-seren. No wonder I praise It." K. V. Hiouiks. Steveut I'oint. Wis. lUda by J. C. Ayer Co.. Lowell, Mas. 1 " iwuiuKiiinri or A' i ijers We. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him penectij nonorame in an business transac tions and financially able tocarry out any ob l'.Rations made by their nrm. West & Trcai, Vi'holesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Wai.dino, K innan t Marvin, S holesale Urug git, Toledo, o. Hall's t'aiarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price Toe. per botu. bold by all Druggists. Testimonials tree. Hall a Family Pills are the best. Justly- Apprehensive. The visitor from beyond the suburbs had paid a cabman .V) epnts for driving him four blocks, and the artist in the basement, to whom he had submitted his straw hat for cleaning, occupied ten min utes iu the process and charged him 73 cents. "Does it get any worse, young feller," he asked, "the furdcr I go downtown?" traveling companies, logue. Egan Dramatic and Operatic School Egan Hall, Arcade Building, Seattle. FRANK f EGAN, Principal. St. Vitus' Pance anfl all Nervous Diseases rmHiiently cured by Dr. Kline's (ireat storrr. Send for r r,r, ?2 trial hottl" Hnd treatise, in. 11. II. Klin. , 1x1., 8;n ArchSL, l'talla.,l'a. Ilia Presence of Mind. "O. Harold!" exclaimed the lovely girl at the summer resort. "Isn't the view lovely from here? Iet's sit down in tbe hade of this Doble old beech and enjoy it." you other ! - "I think, Nellie." said Harold, will find the shade better on the side of the tree." Then, while she was seating herself on the spot indicated, he lingered behind just ong enough to take out bis knife and erase nis own initials and tnose or his l.i st summer's girl from tha bark of th noble old beech. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT- no matter how , bad the weather You cannot afford to be without a TOWERS WATERPROOF OILED SUIT ,OR SLICKER When you buy looK For the SIGN OF THE FISH 'ssa J TOWt CO OCSTN y $ 4 a c.n,n co l o osc-o ( Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HO.'TE TREATMENT Tli's wonderful t'lii liee lioctor Is rnnd great hecau lie c r-4 jifopli' without opera tion mat Hre cive.i mi to !;. lie curi-i with !lio-e wonderful t'Mi tit 8 hrh, roots, l-.uK 1'Bt'KS antl veie.nhl- that me entire. y un known to medical sc.- ence in t nis conic ry. Ilpronu-ii Uus iw ul tlinsj harm e-s remedies ihN ,io tor kno vi tnencnoll of over 500 it Terent remedlei whi.-il he snri esslnlly uses in different d'sease. Hi mora ii!eeslocureca;iiirh. asthma, lung, ihr.ia:. rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver; k d Bej s, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials, I'h: res moderate, i all and see him. I'atlenis out in me city write lor hlankr and e rculari. b n 1 ianip. CU-N-sX LTA l'IO.N i'ltKE. Mdress THEC. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 162' First St., S. C. Cor. Morrison Mention pper. PORTLAND, OREGON. W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50&3.00 Shoes BE8T IN THE WORLD W.L.l'cuglas $4 Gilt Edge line . caniutEeequanedatanypnce. HOW A HI) K. BrrtTON. Assayer and Chemist. Leadvlll, Colorado, lpet-inien price: Oold, Hllver, 1-ead, SI ; tiold, Silver, TV ; old, Mr; Zinc or t otMT,l. V yanide tests. MaiittiR envelopes ana full pru-e list sent on application, control and I'm pire work solicited. llelereoce: Carbonate a tiuual llauk. S sRSAPAJULLA. PILLS. HUB VIGOR. 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OA I IU it A X t (i , .lanil 1 al. : CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING THK 1AISY rt-Y Kil l KK (Wrorn all tTir ill- and Bff.T.m r-Mii ri t'frrT home-in tin lit; r.-Mii, 't-'iiine ro.m a r 1 nil ili- nMio it -niP. 1 ti, ii' t anj n !l not m 1 r iti ;nn" unvihinsr. 'I'rv thi-m !Mr Ami y o will i pver t without Vim. Ifm., .;. Iir 1-a n. wnt prepa d for v. Ilarvld omrr liWiJt-KsUb va.t irvvk.ju. . . Portland Trade Directory Names and Addrcssrs in Portland of Repre sentative Business firm. I'HKAM MKFAUA IOK-Vr cbaraitr th r.s. r- paraior to h- ih-!-st. rii .or irw vat 04. lialr.nood . o.. 1 trill and iak. MKVS11 OTHINU - Unburn rn.11:nii. s.v av-n s AhrM ItftnMnrn A "o.'s rurwt sttis l.verytliluc in nn's turnih ns. lornsou a:id !ixth sir:. I'pi-isvte stotiu-e, I'l A l- A Ki A NS Ma-i fin Ins rnmnts rr vrttnns arwnm s.kmssor r-tnval rtMiv.-r r .9 tor d ! pT ... 1 pallor on liiiii. 1 tttuis. ru. W rit today. Uilbcrt Co., lVri.au 1 SHOES FOR F.VEKYE0DY AT ALL PRICES. Mn s Sr. vs. to $1 SO. Boys' Shoes. S3 tcfl.5. Women S.'ioes. $4 CO to fl.AO. I - a- & Cliil.ireu s Shos. ti 23 t f l.OO. Trv W. I., !iiiclis oitit'u'. nnd Chtltlrfir i.li,H-s ; for Mxl,-. lit ami wear j IIh-t er,-l other tnakr. I If I could take you into my Inrge j factories at Brockton, Mass. .arid show r vou how carefully W.L. Douglas shoe are made, ou would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, w ear longer, and are of greater alue than any other make. V herever you live, you can obtain W. L. Douglas shoes. His name and price is stamred on the bnttom, whkh protects u against high r-rlces and Inlefior shoe. Tulrr no tubmtim lutr. A.k tour dealer tor W . L. Douglas shoes and insist upon hav in; tht-m. f si t''-i-1 ir.rfs a-i.-d : t '"j u - f u ear Vnsjja Write r lllustratrl Ca!alk-ol f all Stslcs. W. U LHXuLAS. Hept. jt, llroKton, Masa. P. . I. No. 17 C6 IVarS wrlrlm to siHrr".!jcri 1 leas II cieniiun thit paprr.