Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, August 30, 1906, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextBuy Hair at Auction? At any rate, you seem to be getting rid of it on auction-sale principles: "going, going, g-o-n-e!" Stop the auction with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It checks falling hair, and always restores color to gray hair. A splendid dressing also. Sold for over sixty years. " Mf hair came out no badly I nearly loit It all. I had heard so much about Ayer's Hair Vigor I thought I would It a trial. I did o and It completely topped the falling, and made my hair grow very rapidly." Maby H. FlKLD, Northfleld, Man. A Had by J. 0. Ayer Co., Lowell, Haaa. Also manuiaoturers or 7 SARSAPAPJLLA. PILLS. CHERBV PECTORAL. yers No Lack of Opportunity. Mian Uoodnn mink of those poor neglected children of Mrs. Offenwedd How can you expect them to be well trained? Mias Tartun O, I don't know. They nave had five or six different stepfathers, some of them quite respectable and vail leaning- mn. Aboot to Make a rhaige. "Norah, are you engaged to that po- liceman who comes here to ttee you bo often V" "Yis, ma'am, but I've given him warn lnV Now They Don't Speak, Clara Don't be surprised If Willie Sapleigh proposes to you to-night. Maude (Jrucious! Do you think he will? Clara Sure I do. When I refused him last night he said he didn't care what beanie of him. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any cane of Catarrh that caimol be cured by 11 ail i alarm urn. r. J. CHKNKY & CO., Props., Toledo, O, we, tne undersigned, care (Down r. J Cheney for the laitt 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by tneir nrm. WST & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Wilding, K inn ak 6i Marvin, Wholesale Drug gists, Toledo, . Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blood ana mucous sur faces of the system. Price "5c. per bottia. Hold by all Druggists. Testimonials tree. Hall's family Pills are the best. Ilanseroit. Sh! Don't whistle on th!i the matter? Some Gunner- street ! Guyer What's one sick? Gunner No. But I'm afraid the vi bration will knock the city ball down. Chicago News. t'nelo Allen. "A curious thing about a man that has a lot of stock in a fire insurance com pany," remarked Uncle Allen Sparks, "is that a big fire generally gives him cold feet." ' CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Properly nmrnllng It. "Your husband," said Mrs. Highmus graciously, "is decidedly interesting am oiiginal, even if he does sometimes blow his own horn a little too " "It isn't so!" indignantly exclaimed Mrs. Caswell. "My husband always uses his handkerchief!" Chicago Tribune. Previous Training- All for Ttothlnar. Dealer How does your wife like the aewing machine you bought for her? Young Husband She hasn't learned how to operate it yet. She had an idea It worked something like a typewriter. TITO W. Vitus' fiance and all Nervous rlaes ll I 0 permanently cured bT Dr. Kline's tireat Nerve Kesmrer. Send fur KHKK t2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. 11. II. Klin. , Il.,.ll Arch ht., I'Llla-.Ta. ruffe-rent. Tom Tne last time I saw you yon were look'ng for a position where you could keep dressed up all the time. Did you get It? Dick No. The only Job I could find was one where they keep all the time dressing me down. Detroit Free Press. Binthlnsr Accomplished. "The society palters aeak of her as a young woman of many accomplish menUV Is she really?" "Oh, yes. She's a sort of female Jack of all trades; not mucb good at any one of them." riill.idelphla Tress. BACKACHE IS KIDNEYACHE. Get at the Cause Cure the Kidneys. Dont' neglect backache. It warns you of trouble in the kidneys. Avert the danger by caring the kidneys with Doan s Kidney Pills. J. A. Haywood, a well known resident of Lnf kin, Tex., says: "I wrenched my baik working in a sawmill, was lair! nn mi-w staaVb tA and from that time . A had pain in my back whenever i stooped or lifted. The urine was badly disordered and for a long time I had attacks of gravel. After I began 1 7 Two Little Known Indian Tribes. The handsomest Indians in the world are the Ona Inhabitants of Terra del Fuego. They are very tall and hav strikingly beautiful features. They wear no clothing except loose skins of animals, which they wrap about their bodies. They never stay more than night or two In the same place. The reason for this is that an evil spirit i thought to be pursuing them, and they move on to avoid being overtaken When they stop in their wanderings they dig a hole in the ground thre feet deep. They weave branches ove this, and at night nil crawl into thi and cuddle together with their dog: for warmth. Another tribe is called the Yagliiins, These Indians get their living from th sea instead of t lie land. In appear a nee they greatly resemble the Onus, with the exception that they are much smaller. They eat niollusks, fish, birds and fling!. Hirds are cooked in an unusual manner by the Yaghans, who put red hot stones Inside them and then plunge them thus heated into the coals. They also have an original way of roasting eggs. They break a hole In the end of the egg, which Is then stood up right In the ashes before the Are. Thi is turned round and round, that it may !? cooked evenly. The Yaghans are good hunters, the women being excellent Ushers. They are more fearless than the men, whom they excel In the management of boats and In swimming their rivers. .ovv Tell Me True Now tell me true, What tvouM you do If you were me And 1 were you? Would you stay home And marbles roll, Or tiM'tcr-totler, Or play ball? Or would you go Wilh line and hook To tease the fishes In the brook? Or with your chums Go spend the day A-plnying in The new-mown hay? Or would you lie A-flat your back, flohiiid some shady Old straw slack. And watch the clouds That lightly soar Like white ship sails The blue sky o'er? Now tell me true. What would you da If you were me And I were you? What la an American f The term American Is used to desig nate, specifically, a citizen of the United States, and yet some strict construc tionists bold that It might Just as rea sonably be applied to citizens of South . , . . . m i , . , . Anierici or ut ventral America, as they nre Americans, too. And they say the same of the two countries. To call the tinted States of America, how ever, nml its citizens Americans Is so well established as a custom that the terms would not be understood If you used them In any other way. There has been some discussion of this ques tion recently, looking to the selection of a better specific term for citizens of the I'nited States, but It Is not likely that a change will ever be made. Tellalold Not Explosive-. There Is a widespread belief that cel luloid is explosive, but It Is not. In using Doan'a Kidney Pills the gravel i Bl,te of u,e fact U,at u x madc lFf nuuH nnt and mv I ark sot well. I of guncotton. The material Is the I v J - - haven't had backache or bladder trou ble since." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Jostsr-Milburn Co., Euflalo, N. Y. cellulose of cotton cloth, or raw cot ton, which Is treated to a weak solu tion of nitric acid. This has the effect . of making a cotton pulp much like pa per pulp. The acid is then washed out by a water bath, and after the pulp has been partially dried gum camphor Is mixed with It The final step Is to roll it into sheets and dry it on hot cylinders, when it is ready for the market. Steam softens it, but it hard ens again when dry. If flame be ap plied to it, it will burn about like sealing wax. Dlvea and Laiarsa. Some of you may be surprised when told that the name "Dives" Is not men tioned In the Hible, and yet you have heard the story of "Dives and Lazarus" time and again, perhaps. Even the preachers give the name Dives" to the "certain rich man" of the story. The truth (iTtout It Is that In the Vulgate, or Latin Hible, the word "dives" is used where the nume of the man might have been given ; but "dives" is a Latin adjective, meaning "rich," and not a proper noun at all. It is not strange, as the ioor man is caled Lazarus, that the rich man should be designated by a personal name, but there Is no warrant U the original text for doing so. ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, PSORIASIS, SALT RHEUM. POWER OF FALLING WATER. Stream as Thick as Man'a Hand Will Open Human Skull. It Is perfectly well known to every one that water constantly dropping tilKjn a stone will wear it away, and there Is a trite old proverb regarding this fact. The force of a single drop of water falling from a height Is not great, but the results of this tiny blow- when it is many times repeated are astounding, even though we do know- that the stone will, in time, yield to their power. There was a form of torture known to medieval days as the "ordeal of dropping water," but the term conveys little Idea of the horrible suffering which this punishment Is said to in flict. There is a story of one poor wretch who was bound with ills back to a stone wall and had a stream of water 'of the bigness of a man's finger" di rected onto his bare head, the water falling from a height of about eighteen feet. The receptacle from which this ipparently harmless stream trickled was a barrel holding only twenty-odd gallons, but before the water had more than half run out the man was dead, with a hole In his skull which exposed the brain. By way of experiment, an American, who Is mentioned as "a sport and an acrobat," made a wager in Vienna with an athlete that the latter could not en dure the falling of a pint of water on his hand, drop by drop. In one siot, from a height of only three feet. The athlete had an enormous hand. lined with skin almost as thick and tough as cowhide, and all the spectators ironouneed the bet a foolish one as far as the American was concerned. But when about 3W drops had fallen here was a change of sentiment The athlete did not say a word, but it was ery apparent from the flush on his ace and his uneasy manner mat ne was suffering great pain. At the J-'dth rop he gave up, declaring that he could io longer endure the torture. The palm of his hand was then bad swollen and rapidly inflaming, and u one spot the skin had broken, exposi ng the raw flesh beneath. There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms r.ppear ine and know that thev will be tormented through the hot summer mouths. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain the different parts. One portion is used tor the making of blood, another for muscle, the itching was almost unbearable. e i .mi It r r , Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption one for bone, still another tor tat, ana so on. whlch in gpite of all effortg to oure oontlaTjed to get worse. After these different properties are ex- The itching, especially at night, was simply terrible, it . , 1 r J A,J would almost disappear at times, only to return worse tracted from the food tliere Still remains a thallever i had tried many highly recommended prepa- portioil that is Useless, or waste matter, rations without benefit, and hearing of S. S. 8. determined i 1 . . A j 1 . i, i; r i, to give it a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted which is intended to be disposed ot through whea a fow bottleg cured me entireli remoTbg every the natural channels of bodily waste, the blemish and pimple from my body. I shall not fail to rec r. yj j t 1 t- 1Ir. rnnf-n ODimead S. S. S. wilenevcr an opportunity occurs to do so. Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season Escondido, cai l. marno. Df the year, however, these organs become torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. ECZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. AOME makes its appearance on the face in the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM. It discharges a watery fluid, form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is b. b. b., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of leaving it to be absorbed by the blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up the general health. Write for our treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. We make no charge for either. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. TREETOP IS A MAN'S HOME. silver. l.-aU. 11 : tiold. Silver,?.:; Hold, Zinc or Novel Slrini to Eaeape Ha r Ferer ! CopiM-r, 1. i'ynnldt tests. Mailing envelopes and HOWAl'.D R. BURTON. Asaarer and Chemtt. Leadvtllp. Colorado" Kperimen pri f: Hold. Followed by a Hermit. Warren Carrol, a coal prospector who j uoiminan. I tn 11 price list sent on application. pire worn solicited. iieiert nee ; Control and I'm Carbonate MADE "EARTHQUAKE GOWNS." How Londoner of 1 7RO Prepareil for I lie 'I'rem liler. It is Interesting to remember that ir Isaac Newton attributed t lie earth- uake shock of 17."iO, which emptied Imdon and sharpened the wit of Wal- tole. to the dryness of the weather hich preceded it, and predicted an other unless tliere were rain. 'Several Hople," wrote the seottini: lorace, "are going out of town ; tliey ly they are not frightened, but that is such tine weather, 'Lord, one can't help going to the country: According to the same pen. which spared no one, the IUshop of Oxford, fearing to los(. his Kaster offerings, tried to stay the general exodus by preaching a sermon, exhorting people to "await tJods good pleasure In fear and trembling." This did not prevent 730 coaches from passing Hyde I'ark corner, bound for the country and safe ty, within three days. "Several women have made earth quake gowns; that la. warm gowns to sit out of doors all night," wrote Wal pole, whose unkind eye nothing seeim t,i have escaned. "These are of the more courageous. One woman, still more heroic. Is come to town on pur pose; she says all her friends are In Ixmdon, and she will not survive them." There were two shocks, a month has been operating In the vicinity of j the oaisy fi.y kim.kk destroy n the count rtioevery home-in dln ni; room, sleeping room and all place where flifsitre trouble some. Clean, nat and will not -oi I or in jure unythhitr. Trv tliem once and yiu will never he without Hum. If not kei, b ilea trs, sent prepaid I'nr -Oc. lfaroll Joiners, MS Dt-kall ave., Hruuklyn, -V . the Chetcamp River, south of Grande Etang. Cape Breton, tells of meeting a man In the barren lands who has been living In a tree for three summers be cause he believes it will cure his hay fever. Carrol says that the man, who claim ed that his name was Strong and that he came from St. John. X. B.. had built himself a comfortable cabin of one room In the branches of a gianf hemlock and was thoroughly enjoying life. The house was set about forty feet from the ground and was reached by several lad ders which were spiked against the sides of the tree trunk. In the cabin was a bed m.tde of boughs, a stove constructed out of sheet i Iron, three looking glasses, a lamp. ! three rustic chairs and thirty-six ensh Ions stuffed with balsam needles. The place was as neat as If kept by a worn-' an and was built so that there would be no waste space. I Strong was rather reticent, but Car rol learned enough to convince him that the man was in his right mind and that he really believed the "tree cure" was doing him good. He said he couldn't explain why the hay fever would not attack hltn as long as he lived In a tree, but that It was a fact and he took ad vantage of it. He II veil mostly on fish and game, but he had some vegetables stowed away In hollow tree trunks near by. GASOLENE ENGINES 3 to 1 horse power Hilly warranted, fli". All sizes au.l tj le at lowest prices. Write for catalog. REICRSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland. Oregon. 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We have no reason t be lieve that an earthquake In Piccadilly of to-day would find men and women less Inclined to make themselves rldic nlou". Ixmdon Chronicle. Charity ahould always legin at home, but. there's no law comellng it to stop there. What a lot of stitches men drop when thay attempt to mend their ways I Then what can you do?" "Well, mum." responded the unkempt-looking Individual, "if you was to hand me one of your husband's ci gars I might sit In the greenhouse an" smoke out them Insects that's eatin" the leaves of theiu rose bushes." Har per's Weekly. WHEN writ Ins; to advertisers please mention this paper. Dr. G. Gee Wo WCH2ERFUL HOME TREATMENT Tli wonderful Chi ree Poctor Is callt-d great because lis cures people without opera tion l but are Kt en up 10 dte. He cures with those wonderful Clu msy herbs, roots, buds barks aud vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence In this country. 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