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My Hair is Extra Long Feed your hair; nourish It; give it something to live on. Then it will stop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only hair-food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. " My hair used to he eery short. But after aaliiK Ayer'a Hair Vlicor it short time it began to grow, and now It is fourteen Inches long. This seems a splendid result to me after being almost without anr hair." M Kb. J. H. Firmt, Colorado Springs, Colo. A lad by J. O. Ajar Co., Lowall, Mass. Also manufacturers of 9 SABSAPAKILLA. PILLS- iy W I O CHERRY PECTORAL. Protection of American lilrdn. The movement for the protection of birds In America has long since as Bumed formidable proportions, Bays American Homes and Ourdens. Much of the credit for the work accomplish ed is due to the Audubon societies, which exist in thirty-flve Stutes, and which for a number of years have car- Upper-Ten Child My papa Is abroad. rieu on an active work for the conserv- ! yours? Lower-Ten Child Yep. Mitt ing or Dird life. The results aecoin-.lg at large ajr'ln. New York Weekly, GREAT TUNNEL PLANNED. 8I Central Pari Ac to Pierce the Nevada Mountain. "The boring of what will be the long est tunnel in the United States, and one of the longest In the world, has very recently been determined upon by the Central Pacific Railroad Company," says J. Mayne Baltimore In the Techni cal World Magazine. "Chief Engineer William Hood has finished plans and reports for the pro posed gigantic six-mile hole to be bored through the Sierra Nevada Mountain in California, a short distance west of the town of Truckee, Ariz. The object of this great tunnel is to cut down the present mountain climb of 7,017 feet by fully 2.000 feet, and thus eliminate many of the present curves and much o the grade. Chief Engineer Hood's reports contain some modi flea t Ions of his first series of sur veys, mnde some years ago, and these will doubtless be approved by Presi dent Il.trrirnnn; and work, It is expect ed, will very soon be commenced on this great tunnel. "It is estimated that the tunnel will cost not less than $10,0miooo and that nuiiing other things it will cheapen the annual expenses of operating trains over the mountain division by fully flOO.fHXl Being over StJ.fXJO feet in length, the tunnel will be one of the' longest In the world and certainly the longest in the United States. The long- j est now in existence on this continent ' Is tho 1C, H0 foot linrn In tho i i u, I range In Washington, on the Great Northern Railroad." pushed are considerable. A "model law" drawn up by tho American Orni thologists' union is now lit force in thirty States and the District of Co lumbia. The Lacey law excludes from interstate commerce all birds killed Il legally In any State, and makes those legitimately killed subject to the law of the State in which they are bought Laws prohibiting the sale of game out of season, even when killed in sea son, look toward the same end of con serving bird life. Public attention has been aroused on the subject, and even the manufacturer of air rifles no long er calls attention to the fact that they will kill small game within short dis tances. Absolute protection has not yet been given the birds everywhere, but a great and important work has been well begun and is being carried forward. Clear aa Thick Ink. On the South Side Is a Chinaman who has not been In Chicago long enough to master the English language, save that he has grasped the meaning of a few words. The other day be went Into the store of a tradesman, but was unable to make any on In th store understand what he wanted. To the clerks he kept saying "tllng, tllng." After all had given up in des pair and when John was about to make his departure, the proprietor happened to make his appearance. At once "tllng" to him was string and he pro cured a section of rope tbe sle of a clothesline. John looked at It for a moment, tools It In his yellow fingers and then said "young tllng." Then the merchant went to a cabinet, pulled out a drawer and came back with a spool of thread. The Mongolian's face was at once wreathed with smiles. He handed over his nickel and went about his business with the air of a man who had accom plished a great undertaking. Chicago News. Enronraglng Him. The Young Man (ardent, but bashful) Miss Hop, I shall try to show you that I am not er as big a fool as I ram. You mustn't Judge me ry appear ances. The Young Woman Certainly not, Mr. Wrightsort. You don't make your ap pearances here often enough for that. Fortane'a Wheel. "See that old chap?" remarked the clubman, pointing out the winrlcw to an old peddler, who carried a baW f of shoe laces. "Well, he fame to this country from Russia ten years ago. He borrowed some money to purchase a basket and be gan to peddle shoe laces. How much do you think he's worth to-d'ty? Just mak a guess." Several large sums were mentioned ex pectantly. "Wrong," said the clubman. "He isn't worth a cent and he still owes for the basket." Puck. ; Had Tried It. "You ought to try taking a long walk on an empty stomach." "Why, doctor, I did the other day, af ter the races were over, and felt all the worse for it." Send postal for "'Book of Presents " u ms,yon know v J I vgggg the secret of v J send the Wave )) l V right a- Wi X-Jf&yf )) '"VV""' )) than any Bak-SlA another ing Powder that day ! J) I costs three times K VV as much. VSr ) f yrKt st a grocers agues 71 fg. Co. 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'iv y return mail this I'r- e otf-T and .ivonir Add:es, l';icilic Coast It rax Co.. lukiaud, t anfoi ma. DR. W. A. WIST. Pulling Teeth Is the oldest of all rirmal work. Hut nothing; that modern dentlstre ha accom plished Is pmn than extracting- teeth without pain We have II rears' eiperl ence in dolus tti'a. We can honestly eatrart aore louib wlilinot hurting- too. It. Kmrdevant, eptctallM en children's teeth aad recul alius. WISE BROTHERS ...DENTISTS... Fall'ng; Building-, Third and Wa.hlnatm A. at te F. M. Pandaye t to It Mala tm. DR. T. r. wise. Jack How is it you lavish so mucli affection on those dumb brutes? Ella For want of something better. Judge. Lady Customer (In baker's shop, to ship girl) Are these buns to-day's, be cause what I bought yesterday weren't Punch. Woman's Ages. He: "They say a man has seven ages." She: "Women are more stable. They have oue age and stick to It." Well Answered. Mistress: "Do you like children V" Applicant for Nurse "Do yes lxpect to git a Uoosevelt fer four dollars a week?" "Mamma, Is It possible to hate any one you have never met and don't know personally?" "Certainly, darling; don't we all hate 'Central?'" Life, Suspicious. "What is the prisoner's reputation for truth and veracity?" "I don't know, except that I have fre quently seen him go past with a Ashing pole." Mose Johnson Doan yo' hate to see a woman's hanus covered wlf rings? Pete Persimmons Ah suttlnly does. Ah'd as soon git hit wlf brass knuckles! Puck. As It Ought to Seem. "Hans, how long have you been married?" "Veil, dis Is a ting that I seldom don't like to talk about, but ven I does, It seems so long as it never vas." Shocking. "What would you do If I should give you a penny?" asked the old lady. "Madame," replied the beg gar, "I am afraid I should be compelled to Invest It In a nerve tonic." Miss Debutte Now that you're grad uated from college, don't you miss the outdoor exercise? Mr. Ureenwun Not especially. You see, I'ui serving sub poenas for a law firm now. Puck. "How dare you laugh at our investi gation?" said the irate statesman. "Thought it was the proper thing to do," answered the financier. "Was told it would be a farce." Washington Star. Kegrets. A country paper has this personal Item : "Those who know old Mr. Wilson of this place personally will regret to hear that he was assaulted in a brutal manner last week, but was not killed." His Hope. Mother: "Oh, you bad boy! Dirty hands again! I'm afraid you're a hopeless case." Tommy (eager ly) : "Oh, ma, does 'hopeless' mean you're going to give up talking about it?" Philadelphia Ledger. Yellow a Peril. "What broke up the Ladies' Debating Society?" "The lead ing member was told to prepare an es say on the yellow peril. She did so, and the opening sentence read: 'Y'el- low apparel Is very trying to most com plexlons.' " Miss Skreecher What sort of songs do you like best, Mr. Suphrer? Mr. Suphrer The songs of the seventeenth century. Miss S. How odd! Whv do you prefer them? Mr. S. Because no tody ever sings 'em nowadays. Cleve land leader. Modern Natural History. The teach- pr had been telling the class aUmt the rhinoceros family. "Now name some things," said he, "that it Is dangerous to get near to, and that have horns." "Automobiles," promptly replied little Uobble Brlght "No," he said, "I'm not sure whether my wife's Christmas gift to me was meant to please me or to humble my pride." "What did she give you?" "She had a crayon portrait of me made 5y an amateur artist" English Illus trated Magazine. Miss Watkyns Where Is Mr. Cash leigh now? Mr. Wllkyns I don't know exactly. Somewhere up In Canada. Miss Watkyns Why. I didn't know that he was going away. Mr. Wilkyns The bank directors didn't either. Somerville Journal. (Jovernor (at the consul's party) I reuieinlwr your face perfectly, sir, but 1 pour name for the moment has escaped Die. Stranger I am delighted to meet rour again, your excellency. My name Is Ivan Petrovltch Swercczsklskl. Somerville Journal. Patient lKctor, I frequently expe rience a hissing sound In my ears. What would you advise me to do? Doc tor What Is your occupation? Pa tient I'm an actor. Doctor Then I'd advise you to get some other kind of a Job. Chicago Dally News. First Attempt "IK) you keep silk ollne?" asked Mrs. Youngwlfe of the dry goods clerk. "I am sorry, madam, but we are all out of It to-day." "Oh, what a pity! I did vuit 'l awfully. Hut If you haven't It, I will have to make something else answer. Please give tne two yards of cottolene." "So you can't help stealing?" asked the magistrate, kindly. "No. your honor, an impulse comes over me that I can't resist." "To bad. too bad! An Impulse to send you up for six months Is getting hold of me. There! It's got hold. Six months: can't resist. Im pulse Is a wonderful thing." Kx. Advantages, of Yells. Successful Fanner I whose son has been to col lege t : "What was all that howlin' you was doin" out In th" grove?'" Cultured Son : "I was merely showing Miss Prighteyes what a college yell Is like." Fanner: "Wall, colleges Is some good after all. I'm goin' Into town to sell some truck tomorrow. Vuu klti go along an' do th' call it:'. ALMOST AS COMMON IN SUMMER AS IN WINTER. Last Summer I had a severe attack of Inflamma tory Rheumatism in the knees, from which I was unable to leave my room for several months. I was treated by two doctors and also tried differ ent kinds of liniments and medicines whioh seemed to relieve me from pain for awhile, bat at the same time I was not any nearer getting well. One day while reading a paper I saw an adver tisement of S. S. S. for Rheumatism. I deoided to give it a trial, which I did at once. After I had taken three bottles I felt a great deal better, and I continued to take it regularly until I was en tirely oured, I now feel better than I have for years. CHAS. E. GILDERS LEE VE. 613 32nd Street, Newport News, Va. While the damp, cold, changing weather of Winter intensifies the pains and other disagreeable symptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a winter disease exclusively. Through the long m.nths of Summer its wandering pains and twitch in; nerves are felt by those in whose blood the uric acd, which produces the disease, has accumulated. Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en tire system. Its primary cause results from the faiiure of the elimmative organs, the Liver, Kid ne)s and Bowels, to carry out of the system the urei, or natural refuse matter. This coming in con:act with the different acids of the body forms uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the blocd. This acid causes fermentation of the blood, mailing it sour and unfit for properly nourishing the body, and as this vital stream goes to every nook and corner of the body, the poison is distrib uted to all parts. The nervous system weakens from lack of rich, pure blood, the skin becomes fe verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion are affec.ed, the appetite fails and a general diseased condition of the entire system is the result. Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of all diseases, with its swollen, stiff joints, throbbing muscles and stinging nerves, but it is a formidable and dangerous trouble. If the uric acid is allowed to remain in the blood, and the disease becomes chronic, chalky deposits form at the joints, and they are rendered immovable and stiff, and the patient left a helpless cripple for life. Every day the poison remains in the system the disease gets a firmer hold. The best time to get rid of Rheumatism is in warm weather ; because then the blood takes on new life and he skm is more active and can better assist in the elimination of the poisons. With the proper remedy to force the acid out of the blood, and at the same time build up and strengten the Liver, Kidneys, Bowels and other organs of the body, Rheumatism can be per manently cured. External applications relieve the pain and temporarily reduce the inflam mation, and for this reason are desirable, but they cannot have any effect on the disease. The blood is poisoned and the blood must be treated before a cure can be effected. b. b. b., a remedy made from roots, herbs and barks, is the best treatment for Rheuma tism. It goes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, and bv neutralizing1 the acid and driving it out, and building up the sour blood so it can supply nourishment and strength to every part of the body, cures Rheumatism permanently. S. S. S. is the only safe cure for the d isease; being purely vegetable, it will not iniure the system in the least, as do those medicines which contain Potash or some other mineral ingredient. S. S. S. tones up every part of the body by its fine tonic properties. While cleansing the blood of all poisons it builds up the appetite and digestion, soothes the excited nerves, re duces all inflammation, relieves pain and completely cures Rheumatism in every form Muscular, Inflamma tory, Articular or Sciatic. If you are worried with the nagging pains of Rheumatism, do not wait for it to be come chrome, but begin the use of S. S. S. and purge the blood of every particle of the poison. Write for our book on Rheumatism, and ask our physicians for any advice you wish. We make no charge for either. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. MAKING ARTIFICIAL ICE CREAM. Retort Courteous. "Aw captain, you used to be a whal er, didn't you?" "Yes." 1 "Would you mind telling roe aw what kind of bait you used in catching a whale?" "Pudps. when we could get 'em, young feller." Chicago Trihnnp. riTP Vitus' Panre und all Nervous Dis a'es fllu permanently curtHl by I'r. Kline's lir.nl Cottonseed Oil Vaed Instead of the Ordinary Ingredlenta. "When Proft Stillman of Stevens In stitute gave a dinner to two friends, at which most of the viands were made artificially hy chemical means," -writes Lawrence IVrry in the Technical World niairazino. "lie had small idea of the Ilirore Ills ertorts WOUld produce. HUt Nerve Restorer. Send fir FKKK2trtal bottl- and he ha received hundreds of letters j H Klin -Ui-m Archst-.i-hua., asking how different dishes were pro- J uivoree inrrenainsr. duced so nianv that he has not had Divorces seems to be growing more time to answer many of them. prevalent every succeeding year. In! "The chemical processes which he , lSOo there were I'lC divorces in New j employed were some of them simple vork City. In 1!04 there were S43. j The same increase is true of Chi- j cago. where in 1S!C there were 1.145 ! Jivorces, and in 1!X4 there were IVtoO. I cash ; I am prepared tn purchase First or Second Mortgages or Equities in Con Tacts of sale on anv class of Keal in state. Also make Loans. M. C. NOBLE, U Commf rofal Blk, Portland, Or. HOWARD E. ErRTON". Assayer and Chemist. Ieadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Uold. Silver. l.-aU.tl ; linld, Silver, 7.V; Uold, 5ue; Zinc or Copper, fl. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent ou application. Control and Vra pire work sulli'ltud. itelereuce: Carbonate Xa liouaJ Bunk. GASOLCNE ENGINES 3 ,0 4 horse power fully warranted. Hi). All sizes and. it les at lowest prices. Write for catalog. REILRSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland. Oregon, ami some quite complicated. To make vanilla ice cream by artificial means, for Instance, the alchemist took same triple refined cottonseed oil ani placed It in a centrifugal machine which re volved at a velocity of .'.IK Kt revolutions a minute. A beautiful emulsion was thereby produced, which was then froz en, chemically, of course. The flavor ; corresponding Increase of divorces In Philadelphia In 1'.mi4 014 divorces sre on record, against 3!4 in 1S'.5. In Boston there were "tin cases of divorce In 1S95. and 512 in ltK4. was obtained by the addition or vanil lin, gluein and nitrobenzol. They say that ice cream composed as above is sold In many Southern States where cottonseed oil Is more plentiful and consequently cheaper than milk or cream, it is far from harmful, tastes good and diC8 not melt as quickly as the genuine ice." Nearly aii the larger cities show a ; Young MEN, Oid MEN, Middle.Aged MEN ! Send for tree pamphlet in riant cover. Tells about an appliance that insures ss. 8tat or Ohio, City or Toledo, ( LftAS cocnty. t Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he ti aenior partner of the tirm of K. J. Cheney it Co., doing business In the city of Toledo, Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE II I'.N UKKI) DOLLARS for each and every case of ( atakrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh ( i re. FRANK J. CariENKY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Cth day of Iecember. A. P., inn5. A. W. O I.E.. SON, I Notary I'ublic. happiness, health and success in life. Free send todav. PORTLAND APPLIANCE CO. P. O. Box 25 Portland, Ore. LAND SCRIP SEAL Mothers will find Mr-. tVimlow's Soothing Fyrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething rriod. Couldn't l)nr It. Prospective Investor The earthquake, ; of course, has disturbed property values out here a great deal. j San Franciscan Well, sir, to tell the ' truth, our real estate fluctuated like th ! mischief while the quake was on. Chi cago Tribune. UTTERLY WORN OUT. Vitality Sapped by Years of Suffering With Kidney Trouble. Capt. J. W. Hofjun, former poet- matter of Indianola, now living at Aus tin, Tesae, writes: I was alllicted fot years with pains across the loius and in the hips and shoulders. I bad headache also and neuralgia. Mr right eye, from pain, was of little use to me for years. The con stant flow of urine kept my system depleted, causing nerv ous chills and night sweats. After try ing seven different kinds of climate and using all kinds of medicine, I had the good fortune to hear of Dean's Kidney Pills. This remedy has cured me. I am as well today as I was twenty years ago, and my eyesight is perfect." Sold hy all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, X. Y. Hail's Catarrh Cure if taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the svsteio. Senil f r testimonials, free. F. 3. CH JtVEY ii CO., Toledo, O. Pold by Pnifrgists, ".V. Hall's Kaniily i'ills are the best. Ileeldedlr Improved. Mr. Snagsby (rummaging in cioseH Maria, this is a new hat, isn't it? Why don't you wear it? It looks better than anything you have worn this season. Mrs. Snagshy That's my old hat. It blew off my head the other day and was run over by a street car. and I think you are jnst as mean as you can be. Chicago Tribune. Bought and Sold Appr.uvd l-'oresi Reserve ami lta!iroa.t Scrip it snrvevol, iinsurveyci, timber! or prair e 'ami: appr, vcl t'niied Mates .Military tlounty 1 anj vt'arrun s: Recertified so'dlers' Additional Scrip; ail ki. ids of Land Scrip housht a"d o'd. H. !. HAMILTON, '1 lie t'urtiand. Portland, Or. 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