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Is Hair THE 80NGS MY MOTHER SANG. Your Sick? That's too bad I We had no ticed it was looking pretty thin and faded of late, but naturally did not like to speak of it. By the way, Ayer's Hair Vigor is a regular hair grower, a perfect hair re storer. It keeps the scalp clean and healthy. " t am well acquainted with Ayer'i Hair Vigor and I like It very much. I would espe cially recommend It as an excellent dressing for tlie hair, keeping It soft and tnooth, ana preventing the hair from anlittintr at the eud." Mihmb 'kitz, Veeduro, Mich. Md by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass. M.IB& uuuiioiursri or SARSAPARILLA. PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. yers No Mritrry at All, "Speaking of strange and unaccounta ble experiences," remarked the man with the bulbous nose, "I am reminded of one that happened to a friend of mine in the summer of '93, while he was at the Co lumbian exposition. He was in the Fine Arts building, looking at the picture they called 'Breaking Home Ties,' when he heard a voice behind him say distinctly, 'That's what is happening at your house, over on the west side.' lie turned and looked to see who it was that spoke, and there was nobody near him." "Is that all?" asked the man with the fishy eye. "So; the strangest part is to come. When he went home in the evening he found that his youngest brother had elop ed with the hired girl and gone to St. Louis. It had taken place, too, at the ex act mompnt when he heard the voice. How do you explain that, I'd like to know? Was it telepathy? Or what was it?" "H'umph! Who tells that story?" "The man himself Ike Stringham." "O, Stringham tells it, does he? Why, you gourdhcad, that's the explanation." Chicago Tribune. The new administration and jobbing house building erected by the W. L. Douglas Shoe Co. as a part of its mam moth manufacturing plant in Brockton, Mass., was dedicated June 19. The program included open house from 11 in the morning until 8 in the evening. There was a musical program and re freshments were served all day. Fif teen thousand invitations were sent out including over 11,000 retail dealers in the United States who handled the W. L. Douglas shoes. Mr. Douglas says that his three large factories, also the new building just dedicated, will al ways be open to inspection and visitors from everywhere will be welcome. The new jobbing house just dedicat ed will enable hurry orders for Douglas shoes to be shipped the same day they are received. The new building is 260 feet long, 60 feet wide and two stories high. The jobbing department occu pies the entire lower floor and the new offices of the Douglas Shoe company oc cupy the entire second floor. In the new huilding there will be special offices occupied by the Western Union and Postal Telegraph companies; also by the telephone companies and there is an elaborate mailing department. The completion of this new administration building marks the establishment of a modern, up-to-date wholesale jobbing houee and office building. Mr. Douglas has long considered the advisability of a jobbing house, not only for the purpose of supplying his own retail stores more readily, but that the 11,000 dealers throughout he United States handling the W. L. Douglas shoes might be able to obtain shoes for immediate use with greater facility. The new huilding is said to be the most complete and convenient of any ever built for a commercial house in the United States, so were the expres sions of appreciation by the many per sons who visited it for inspection sin cere and of a highly congratulatory na ture. Architertural beauty as well as adaptability to the uses to which it is to be put has been the aim in construc tion, and the result is most satisfactory, to the visitor as well as the firm. And dream? Ah, fnir Qupoii of the sea, Not all thy witchings can enthrall And fold the wings of memory ! I A thousand leagues one tone can call, A thousand leagues one picture bring j In fadeless form and scene to me ; And through thy Angelus thrillful ring Out o'er the Adriatic sea, I hear through all its rhythmics rung These dear old songs my mother sung ! O angelus-hour to heart and soul, O angelus-hour of peace and calm, When o'er the farm the evening stole, Enfolding all in summer balm! Without, the scents of fields the musk Of hedge, of corn, of winnowed hay The subtle attars of the dusk; And glow-worms like some milky way ; Within, as from an angel's tongue, Those dear old songs my mother sung: "From every stormy wind that blows"; "Softly now the light of day" ; "Thou hidden source of calm repose" ; "I love to steal awhile away"; "My days are gliding swiftly by"; "Depths of mercy can there be'; "Jesus look with pitying eye" ; 'Rock of ages cleft for me" ; "Saviour, on me Thy grace bestow"; l'raise God from whom all blessings How:" Edgar L. Wakeman. REFORMING OF RED QUIMBY. rjJ7E'D kick If he wns hung," said JmI the storekociier, with bitter Joc-nlni'irv. "Not if they tied his legs," grinned Sol Itaktr. "He must hn' been blttin' the shafts," continued the storekeeper regarding the broken buggy whip, mournfully. "I don't know why I changed It for him. Because I'm too good-natured an' easy- go! n' for my own good." 1 hat ain t the reason," corrected Washington Hancock. "It's because you kuin't afford to lose bis trade In the fust place, an' In the second you won't lose nothin' by it. You'll make a roar to the '.K)ust. that sold you them whips an' make 'em take it off the bill, un men you n sei' it to s inchody rer u quarter, bein' the tip's lioke off. You ain't got no kick, Uufe.'' Baker and Parsons sniggered. "An .ct. continued Hancock, "there ain't no uViiylu' 'at tlii ol' man's sorter " found CO At. cboppin' out." An Ailvnntairf. "You claim that your (lying machine Is superior to the automobile?" "Vastly." "llut It has never left terra Anna os yet." "That's the point; It doesn't kill Anybody nor violate the sioed regula tions." Washington Star. TORTURED WITH GRAVEL. Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills Not a Single Stone Has Formed. Capt. S. L. Crute, Adjt. Wm. Watte lamp, U. C. V., Roanoke, Va., says: ' I suffered a long, long time with my back, and felt drag gy and listless and tired all the time. I lost from my us ual weight, 225 to 170. Urniary pas sages were too fre qnent and I had to get up often at night. I had head aches and dizzy spells also, but my worst suffering was f om renal cholic. After I began using Doan's Kidney Tills I passed a gravel stone as big as a bean. Since then I have never had an attack of gravel, and have picked up to my former health and weight. I am a well man, and give Doan's Kidney Tills credit for it." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milhurn Co., buffalo, N. Y. hard to ploa.se. He a'lue was more or less that a-way. But be alu't as bad as Jed (Juiinliy afore he reformed. Jed would kick whether his legs was tied or not. An' be had more luck than any man In the county good farm, brick house, money in the bank an' a right nice fam'ly. That was over in Saline afore .ny f'Uvfs inoxed here. "lies ot a pension o' J 15 n month from the government on account o' git tin' shot in the arm 1 i pistol he wus cleaiiin' the same week he was mus tered In. That let him right out agin an' he didn't have to Lire no substitute, :ut he couldn't never hit the backs of his hauls together behind him, after that wound, an' he uster cry when ever he thought of it." "Fifte-Mi dollars a month was pretty- good, though," commented the store keeper. "Jed, didn't think so,' said Hancock. "He uster fry, 'Look at Uln'ral Grant nn' whit they give him.' He uster wor ry alsmt (irant every time he drawed that $15. I worked for him a week oncct an' blame If he wis- satisfied with me." "Slio:" ejaculated rinsons. "You're a-foolln'." , "He was n master hand to eat," said Hancock, "only there wasn't nothin' that ever Jest suited him. I've seen him set down to fried chicken an' mash ed 'tutors nn' Hxln's nn' lemon nle. nn' then make a row because there wnsu't no salt pork on the table. For some reason ii. alius got the biggest crops of anybody it round him, but if it was corn he'd pity himself because it wasn't wheat he'd raised an' then if It was an extry good year the prices wouldn't be ns big as if it had been bad year nn' he'd say that was Jest like his orncrv luck. -I remember one year it was dry nn' everything was n burnlu' up. They'd been a puttit;' up petitions for rain for three Sundays hand nmiiln'. Jed had In-mttrhty nigh 2oo acres o' corn, b'sldes nil the garden tru k. Well, lust when It looked like there's be a teetotal fail ure, there come a rain a soker. It opened up good an" stiong nn' kep' niinin'. Now an then it 'ud quit long enough t.let the sun come out nn' warm things up an' after that It ud start in ng'in. You could see the com grow nnd .vo-ythiiig else shot right up. I seen Jd a day or two after an' he wns goiu" around with his face drawed down like :ie'd biUinter a green persimmon. ''That was a right good rain,' I pays. "'Plague take the rain.' says Jed. 'I didn't kiow it was a coniln' an' I left the butfgy '-ushions out leanlu' n gainst the tam nn' the dad burned things ain't dry J U sp'lled 'em, I wouldn't W under." "Another time the insurance run out ou his baru au Le was two days wlth- out any Insurance because he flggered the company was a-chargin' him too high l rate. The third day he went j downtovn an' took out a policy in an other company an', while he was down town the burn ketched fire an' burned down 10 the ground. He Jest done it In time. He took out the policy ut 2 o'clock an' the barn burned about quarter Lo 3. He collected all right, but he was mad because the barn didn't burn -a week sooner so's he could have collected from the old company afore his policy expired. " 'Now I'm insured for a year,' he says, 'an' there ain't one chance in ten thousand that that cussed barn'll burn In that time after I build It again.' "Folks used to say there ought to be a Jedgment on Jed, an' fure enough It comes at last. It begun with the hog cholera. Inside of a week he didn't have a (-bote to his name. Then bis cows got some sort o' epizootic that cleaned out the best part o' them an' the branch flooded an' drowned out his chickens an' the seventeen-year locusses took the crops an' he got into a lawsuit over some fool thing or ernuther an' there was forty-two of his peach trees got the ycllers. nn' he broke his leg, That wasn't the half o what happened, either. In two years he had the farm mortgaged an' was scribblin' to get a bnre livin' an' the Intrust out of it That's waat cured Jed Qulmby of his sinful klckln' an' unthankfulness for his mercies.'' "Cured him, did it?" asked the store keeper. "Well, yes," replied Hancock. "One day his boy Ellery found coal croppin' out along the barren ridge by the branch an' he went an' got some fellers to come an" look at It an' the upshot was Jed sold eighty acres at $1,CXX) an acre nn' 10 cents for every ton mined. He didn't seem very enthooslastic about it at first, but Ellery kep' a pes teriu' him after they closed the deal to say he was satisfied, an' then all of a suddent he kind o' reeiized his luck an' loosened up for the fust time In his life. "'Well,' S'iys Jed, stiekin' out his lips, 'I won't say as I'm satisfied not to say satisfied, Ellery, but then after ull It nint so measly bad.'" Chicago Dully News. mm TACTICS OF ZULUS IN WAR. Their (reaeent Formation Adopted hy British Agrulnat the Buera. Once more the ruling of some of the Natal natives has turiud men's thoughts to the famouse Zulu tactics. In the inimla of most these are associated with the name of Ayaka, the ruthless Zulu conqueror, who welded Into the stock of the Amazulu, fhe people of the heavens, all the young men of the various tribes he conquered, Incorporat ing them into regiments and ttus build ing up a powerful military nation. Y'et It was to Diiigislwayo the Wanderer that the inception was due. This man, the son of the chief of the Umtetwa, was driven into exile u consequence of nn abortive plot to seizo the reins of power. During that evile he Jived In Cape (Vdony and saw the mlMtary method of the British. With Instinctive genius he saw how the idea could be adapted to his own nation and on his return nivd accession to the chieftainship he divided his people into regiments, dis tinguishing them by names and by a special color of shield for each regi ment, though for a time they retained the umkonto or throwing assegai as their chief weapon. He heard the great use made by the British infantry of their favorite weaixm, the bayonet, ami so he replaced the umkonto by the ixwa, or hmad-hladed stalling assegai. The peculiarity of the Zv.iu tactics has earned it the name of the crescent formation for attack and It Is notewor- at thy that, broadly speaking, It was the method employed by the Hoers In their invasion of Natal and adopted by Lord Koberts in his advance through Orange Hiver (Vdony, nnd It was the fear of Its success which kept the Uikts continu ally on the run. The best thing with which to compare It Is the head of the stag-headed beetle. Horns are thrown out widely on either flank, while the main body forms the head itstlf. From the main body a small force Is detach ed to engage the enemy while the horns reep n round the flnnks. This foive In the days of Tvnka was frequnently dispatched with the com mand, "Go, sons of Zulu, go and re turn no more," nnd death nt the hands of their fellows wns the fate of those who returned. While this force was holding the enemy the horns carried out their task If possible and ns soon ns the two horns had met In the rear of the enemy the head or chest was launched upon the position and in the upshot, ns a rule, the whole foice of the foe tasted the assegai. For In that war no quarter was ghen o- aske l. South African Sun. GSEATEST OF ALL TOMIO The ingredients that enter into S. S. S. and the method of com bining and preparing them so that they build up and strengthen every part of the body, make it the greatest of all tonics. S. S. S. is nature s remedy PURELY VEGETABLE and while it is restoring the lost appe tite, overcoming that tired, run-down feeling, and other ailments common to Spring, which warn us that it is necessary to take a tonic, it is purifying the blood of all poisons and waste matters so that it can supply to the system the strength and nourishment it needs to keep it in perfect condition during the depressing summer months that are to follow. bprmg is the season when most every one needs a tonic. It is nature's time for renewing and changing ; and as everything puts on new life, the sap rises in vegetation, the earth thaws out from its winter freezes, and all respond to Spring's call to purge, and purify themselves, there is a great change also takes place in our bodies. The blood endeavors to throw off the poisons and accumulations which have formed in the system, and been absorbed by it, from the inactive winter life, and calls upon every member to assist in the elimination. The system is often unequal to the struggle, the appetite crows fickle, the energies give way, the spirits are depressed, and a general run down condition is the result. Then the body must have assistance it must be strengthened and aided by a tonic, and S. S. S. is the ideal one. Bemg made entirely from roots, herbs and barks, it does not disagreeably affect the system in any way as do most of the so-called tonics on the market, which contain Potash or some other harmful mineral ingredient to derange the stomach and digestion, unfavorably affect the bowels, or otherwise damage the health. S. S- S. tones up the stomach and digestion and assists in the assimilation of food; it rids the system of that always-tired, worn-out feeling, and imparts vigor and tone to every part of the body. It re establishes the healthy circulation of the blood, stimulates the sluggish organs, and calms the unstrung nerves which make one feel that he is on the verge of prostration. S. S. S. gives an appetite and relish for food that nothing else does, and by its use we can find our selves with as hearty, hungry an appetite in Spring as at any other season. It acts more promptly and gives better and more lasting results than any other remedy, and is absolutely safe because of its vegetable purity. Dyspeptic, irritable, nervous, debili tated people will find S. S. S. is just the medicine that is needed for the purification of the blood, which, from its diseased or impure condition, is causing their trouble, as well as for toning up and helping the entire system. When you take your tonic this Spring do not experiment, but get the best the tonic with forty years of success behind it, and the one endorsed by the best people all over the country 5. S. S., THE GREATEST OF ALL TONICS. It is necessary at this time, when the system is depleted and weakened at every point, that the rieht remedy be used one that is especially adapted to the condition, and S. S. S. has proved itself to be this remedy for many years. If it is taken at the first sign of Spring the system will be so built up and strengthened that the disagreeable affections of the season will not be felt as warmer weather comes on. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. AN EFFORT TO PULL THROUGH THE DAY. I have used S. S. S. quite extensively and unhesitatingly reoommend it as the best blood purifier and tonic made. I am a machinist by trade and at one time my system was bo run down that by 10 o'clock every day I would be com pletely exhausted, and it was with the greatest effort that I could pull through the balance of the day. Since taking S. S S., however, all this has disappeared. I am a strong, vigorous man, abundantly able to do my day's work, my appetite has been whetted up so that I can eat anything, my sleep is sweet and refreshing, and I know further that it has purified my blood and put it in good condition. I cannot speak too highly of your great remedy, S. S. S. 817 W. Broad St., Columbus, O. A. B. MONTGOMERY. SHE FOUND IT THE BEST SPRING TONIC. On two occasions I have used S. S. S. in the spring with fine results. I can heartily recommend it as a tonio and blood purifier. I was troubled with headache, indigestion and liver troubles, which all disappeared under the use of S. S. S. My appetite, which was poor, was greatly helped. I can eat anything I want now without fear of in digestion, and my blood has been thoroughly cleansed of all impurities and made rioh and strong again. As a tonio and blood purifier it is all you claim for it. 771 E. Main St., Springfield, O. MRS. G. WIEGEL. 'nt orally. Her Where did you ever learn write such beautiful love letters? Him In a correspondence school. to CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Cremation establishments, under the control of the government, are to be found in the chief cities of Japan. Btati of Ohio. Citt of Toledo, J i LrcAS l oi NTV, $ ' ! Frank J. i'hksey makes oath that he i's senior partner of the firm of V. J. ( henky A Co., dnitiR business in the i it y of Toledo. Coun ty and State aforesaid, ai d that said lirm will pay the ram of ONE ill N 1KK I liuLI.AKS for eac h and every ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's catarrh Cckf:. KKANK J. CliKNKY. Sworn to before me ami subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of Per-eniher. A. P., lvi. s. A. W. GI.EASoN. j cr , , ( Notary I'ublic. r "i HOWARD E. TvCRTON. Assayer and Chemist, l.eadville, Colorado, hpevimen prit-s: Oold, 811 v.-r, Iad, 1 ; Ciold, Sil vtr, T ; Uoid, 5oc ; Zl nc or Coimt, l. Cyanide t'-sts. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent ou application. Control and Vm pire work solicited. l'.eleTeuce: Carbonate 'ar tiouul nana;. GASOLENE ENGINES 3 ,0 horse- power fully warranted, fl-'.". AH sizes and tj !es at lowest prices. Write for catalog. REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Oregon. It is estimated that some $2.r0O.CMX, OiK.) worth of gold has been found during the last ten years. Motfierswill find M-. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy touse for their children during the teething j ;riod. And Doubtles Will, ' Eat. drink and be merry to-day," said i the fool. I "Why so?" asked the sage. "For to-morrow the price may go up. Louisville Courier-Journal. Hail's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send f.T testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY k CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Pruesists, 75e. Hall's Family fills are the best. The dowager Duchess of Abercorn, aged ; 92, has 150 descendants. j St. V tils' J'ance nnd all Nervous Dis-ae j crmuiiently cured by I'r. Kline a ,rat ! verve Kesmrer. Nenn for t Khh sztrtal noni- ami treatise, lir. It. H.Klin , I-d.,.U Arcli St., PUtla-.I-a. i THK l AISY H Y KM. 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