Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, June 21, 1906, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextThe S of the Hair ong There are four verses. Verse 1. Ayer's. Hair Vigor makes the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's Hair Vigor stops falling hair. Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor cures dandruff. Verse 4. Ayer's Hair Vigor always re stores color to gray hair. The chorus is sung by millions. " Before using Ayer's Hair Vigor t had Terr thin and Tory poor hair. But I continued to use the Vigor until my hair greatly Improred In every way. I have used Tt off and on for l?" wtiM Tem."-iin, M. Dkvxmord, WCwarlt. Pi. 4 A by J. O. Ajrer Co., Lowell, AIM aaaaulaoturers of uers SABSAPARIUA. PILLS. CUEKJIY PECTORAL. Full of Unman Intereat. Naggus What are you working at now, Bonis? Borus I am writing a story In which there is neither hero nor heroine, no love making, no villain, no detective, and not a particle of plot. Nagus That ought to be Interesting. Borus It ought to be more than that. I hope to make it touching and pathetic. It's a hard luck story, written for my landlord's exclusive perusal, and sets forth in detail the reasons why I shall have to ask him for another extension of time on my rent. Bt. Vitus' Pane and all Nervous DUeases I permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Oreat 'erve.fteslorer. tsend for FREE S2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. It. ILKlin, ,Ld.,3l Arcb BU, Phlla.,Pa. Helping; Him On. "Now, for my part," said Mr. Tim Bid, tentatively, "I wouldu't dare think ( marrying --" "Why not?" eagerly Interrupted Miss Ann Teeck. "Because I haven't any money." "But," sh. suggested helpfully. "couldn't you get somebody to lend you a little?" Catholic Standard and Times. Advice) from Arfemoa Ward. A certain Southern railroad was In a wretched condition, and the trains were consequently run at a phenom enally low rate of speed, t When the conductor was punching his ticket Ar tenius Ward, who was one of the pas sengers, remarked: "Does this railroad company allow passengers to give It advice, if thej do so In a respectful manner?" The conductor replied la gniff tones that be guessed so. "Well," Artemus went on, "it occur red to me that It would be well to tach the cowcatcher from the front ot the engine and hitch It to the rear of the train; for you see, we are not Us ble to ovrtake a cow, and what's t prevent a cow from strolling Into thf. car and biting a passenger?" Boston Herald. Conquest 5 Great American Desert Pleasant. "Now, that It's all over, darling," said the delighted bridegroom, "I must confess I never expected to win you. Even now I can't understand why you married me." "Well, George," said the Chicago bride, "I'll tell you. Some time ago t fortune teller told me that my secon.!? marriage would make me very happy and wealthy. So, of course, I bad tt get my first marriage over with." Philadelphia Press. Mothers will find Mr, Wlnslow's Soothing eyrup tne peat remeay touse lor their children during the teething period,. DIscouraavlnsT Him. "Yes, he confessed that he loved me, but I tried to discourage blm In every way I knew how. Once he dared to kiss me." "And you screamed, Jeanette?" "Well er not then, but I warned blm that I would the next time. Then be kissed me again." "Surely you called for help?" "How could I when I was so star tled? Presently be slipped bis arm Vound me.". "And you drew away?" "No, I nestled closer er that Is V.t really, dear, I tried to discourage blm ; yes, I tried hard." DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? Cure the Kidneys and the Fain Will Never Return. Only one way to cure an aching back. Core the cause, the kidneys. Thou sands tell ot cures made by Poan's Kid ney Pills. John C. Coleman, a promi nent merchant of Swaineboro, Ga., eys: "For several years my kidneys were affected, and my back ached day and nigbt. I was anguid, nervous and lame in the morn cg. Doan's Kidney Pills helped me ght away, and the great relief that Allowed has been permanent." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion o( the ear. There Is only one way 10 cure deainess, and that Is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an In flamed condition of the muoous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which ia nothing but an inflamed condition o the-mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured oj liall s catarrn cure, bend f circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O, Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family tills are the best. Only Wanted a Square Deal. "Prisoner," said the judge, "stand up Have you anything to say why judgment of the court should not now be pronoun? ed against you?" "I'd like to say, your honor," answered1 the prisoner, "that I hope you will not allow your mind to be prejudiced against me by the poor defense my lawyer put up for me. I'll take it as a great favor if your honor will just give me the sentence I d have got if I had pleaded guilty ir the first place." Quick Settlement. The lad looked up from his geof raphy. "Pa," be said, running bis finger ovei the map of South America," who set tled Venezuela?" "I don't know exactly, my son," yawned pa, "but I can tell you who settled President Castro." "Who?" "Why, Trance," Hla Natural Conclueloa. "I'm entertaining Miss Sniggs, the most popular girl in our class," said the Bryn Mawr girl. "I'd like you to meet her." "No, thank you," replied Dick, "I'm not Interested In homely girls." "Why, how did you know she was homely?" "She must be or she wouldn't be so popular with you other girls ; also, you wouldn't want me to meet her." Phil adelphia Press. Thrilled. lie was looking at Niagara Falls. "Splendid! Magnificent!" he mur- miired. "Bo the spectacle touches you, too? ventured a fellow spectator. "Touches me!" roared the first. "Such splendid horsepower, such mag nificent energy! And me running my mill by steam ! Say, it more than touches me. It breaks me all up." Philadelphia Ledger. aecH The Home of the Wave Circle is the home where good cooking is loved, where the family enjoy the finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes, and pies and other good things every day. The baking is always delicious and wholesome because K C Baking Powder the baking powder of the wave circle, is used. Get KC to-day! 25 ounces for 25c If it isn't all that we claim, your grocer refundsyour money. Send for "Book of Presents." JAQUES MFG. CO. Chicago. Irrigation la going to be a success, ays the Boston Transcript The third Inquiry by the House committee on this enterprise has brought out evidence that appears to Justify confidence In the results. The Secretary of the In- terlor has testified that Including the Irrigation projects under construction and those contemplated and approved but not begun, there will have been spent In two years from the last of next June 137,000,000, while the est! mated receipts from the operations of the law up to that time will be about half a million more than that amount In addition a return of about a million Is expected from settlers on Irrigated lands. Irrigation was one of the forces upon which the late Prof. Shaler laid empha sis wnen enumerating tne resources upon which we could depend to meet tne needs of- an ever-Increasing population But It was not tbe only one. We must utilize tbe dike and drain as well as the canal. We must fertilize the now arid desert by giving the moisture that It requires, but we must not forget that there are vast reaches of almost ex haustless fertility now submerged that will blossom as the rose when the wat ers that cover them have been drawn off. It has been estimated that irrlga tlon will ultimately bring Into cultlva tlon and generous production 100,000, 000 acres' that are now barren and for bidding. We have begun reclamation at this end, and perhaps It Is the nat ural end; but no sooner is It under taken than the opposite enterprise is more strongly suggested. This, If car ried to Its approximate limit would free as much more In all parts of the country of Its watery burden, and open It up to the service and support of man. There are in the United States in the neighborhood of 100,000,000 acres of swamp .land, of which about 70,000,000 have been surveyed. These are located east west north and south, or ail over the country. The weird Everglades of Florida, If drained, and cleared, as en gineers now claim they can be, would give 7,000,000 acres of the finest farm ing land In the world. New Jersey and Virginia possess vast swamp lands. 1111 nois has 4,000,000 acres of them ; Min nesota, 5,000,000; Michigan, 6,000,000, and Iowa, 2,000,000. In every State there are swamps of greater or less ex tent which would be its choicest treas- ure If once put Into tillable condition. These suggestive facts are behind the Steenerson bill, now before Congress, proposing similar economic treatment ot the submerged lands that the govern ment Is now giving to its arid tracts. Perhaps In some cases the work of reclamation along these lines would be more expensive. In others It would probably be less so. The necessary un dertakings would be vast but If suc cessful the rewards would be vaster. Tbe two enterprises would have the potential effect of adding to our pro ductive area, and equal in extent to more than rIx times that of the State of New York, or about a tenth of our entire territory, including Alaska, and It would be soil of unexampled fertil ity. With such reclamation many oth er problems now formidable, like gen eral sanitation, the mosquito crusade, and so forth, would be much simplified. There is hardly a New England farmer but has one swamp or more that would be the best part of his holding could be but bring It Into subjection. It Is a question of engineering and upon such questions tbe light Is breaking all over the country. KM DISEASE ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, PSORIASIS, SALT RHEUM. THE ITCHING WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption whioh in spite of all efforts to oure oontinued to get worse. The itching, espeoially at night, was simply terrible, it would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than ever. I had tried many highly recommended prepa rations without benefit, and hearing of S. S. S. determined to give it a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted when a few bottles cured me entirely, removing every blemish and pimple from my body. I shall not fail to reo ommend S. S. S. whenever an opportunity occurs to do so. Esoondido. Cui L. MARNO. There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear ing and know that they will be tormented through the hot summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain tne ainereni parts, une portion is used ror the making of blood, another for muscle, one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. After these different properties are ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is useless, or waste matter, which is intended to be disposed of through the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season of the year, however, . these organs become torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. EOZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. AONE makes its appearance on the face in the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM, It discharges a watery fluid, form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle . of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skm diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of leaving- it to be absorbed by the blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building1 up the general health. Write for our treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. We make no charge for either. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. More Appropriate. The district attorney was about to summon another witness in the great blackmailing trial. "I can't get his real name," said the attorney, "but I'll Just put him down as John Doe." "But be has so much money," ven tured the assistant, "suppose we put him down as John Dough?" , lwor I'nconaclonelr. A leading football player of a few years ago, who Is now In business In Chicago, was as careful of bis conduct off the field as he was aggressive on the field. He was captain of the eleven In bis senior year, and bis friends were shocked more than once at the vigor ous supply of profanity that he turned on In the football practice when things did not go to suit him. Finally he wns requested by the faculty to sidetrack the swearing. He was amazed at this action on the faculty's part for he de clared that he was utterly unconscious of the fact that he had offended. II U character was such as to leave no doubt that he spoke the truth. Even after tbe faculty warning he sometimes broke out BY r -& J DR. W. A. WIS : IT'S PLAIN BUSINESS When yoi eet dental work done, ftys tem and precision all tbe wax thrcmeh In our office, but do tempfr business with a little compassion for a nervous patient. Wa try to niaka It a pain lean bust new. lr. Hturdeeant, specialist on child ren's teeth ai:d regulating. WISE BROS., Dentists Falling; RolMInc, ThIM and Wathlnrton. am.Mlp.rn.; Sundays to 12. Main -. WORK DOHt ON Wf fKlV AND MONTHLY PAYMENTS a i "is" i a ! DR. T. P. WIS! 7TJ Mad While Growing-. Oriental gardeners are adepts at their work, the most striking production of one of their number being a natural arm-chair. In which the required shape was attained during the growth of a vine. Almost from Its first appear ance the vine had been carefully treat ed In anticipation of tbe use to which It was to be put By the time it attain ed full growth It was formed Into a rus tle arm-chair. All of the Joints were made by grafting, so that the chair It practically In one solid piece, and after It had attained a growth of some three feet It was cut and thoroughly dried. Finally It was polished, the' wood tak ing a finish not unlike mahogany. DeTOtioa to am Idea. Watt Gozup Isn't it something start- Dg tor old Hunts to be dropping into extravagant habits at his time of life? Muskum Downe Yes : he has just found out that there is an inheritance tax, and he's opposed to it on principle. He says be is going to see to it that his heirs don't have to pay any such tax. He Loved Her Not. A little 6-year-old eirl friend of mine came running to me and threw herself into ; my arms, sobbing as if her heart would 1 break. "God doesn't love me any more," she ! wailed; "God doesn't love me!" I God doeen t love you? Why, dear, God loves everyone," I asured her. "O, no, he doesn't love me. I know he doesn't. I tried him with a daisy." Harper's Bazar. The Need. "Here is another question that ought to be brought before Congress," said the earnest citizen. "My dear sir," answered Senator Sor ghum. "Congress now has all the ques tions it can take care of. What it needs Is some answers." Washington Star. Better than It Looked. "This," said the native, "is our base ball ground. It doesn't look very fine, but it's got its good points." "Oh. yes, I see," replied the visiting fan. "It's a rough diamond." Phila delphia Tress. LAND SCRIP SALE. Approved Land cr:p fur Ml. veyed, unsurveyed, t'mberd or pra.rie government and. H.M. HAMILTON, for. mud Hold, Portland, Oregon GASOLENE ENGINES 3 to 1 horse power fully warranted. tli". All sizes and styles at lowest prices. Write for catalog. REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY i Portland, Oregon. utimiimnuM liBll Dcatlatry. The art of dentistry was Introduced Into New York by John Greenwood Id 1788. He Is said to have made the first artificial teeth ever manufactured In this country. When a woman walks along the streets after dark with a dollar In ber pocket, she thinks every man she does not meet Is following her. Agetable Preparationfor As similating the Food andBcgula ting the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digcstion.Cheerfur ness and Rest. Con tains neither Opium.Morphine norXincraL OTARCOTIC. A perfect Remedy forConstipa Ron, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions ,Fe ver i sh nrss end Loss of Sleep. Fax Simile Signature of KEw'vonK. TIP For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of AW Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL NOME TREATMENT Th's wonderful Chi nese Doctor la callrd great because lie cur people without opera tion IhHt are liven up to die. 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