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At any rate, you seem to be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
principles: "going, going,
g-o-n-e!" Stop the auction
with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It
checksfallinghair, and always
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
" Mi hlr came out go badly I nearly loat It
11. 1 had heard ao much about Avar's Hair
Vigor I thouKht I would give It a trial. I did
o and It completely stopped the falling, and
made mj hair grow very rapidly." Mauy H.
Kikld, Northlfeld, Hail.
Mad by J. O. Ayer Co.. LowaU, Kasa.
Also Dunuiaoturers of
9 C1DS1D1DII I 1
HPPQ PILLS.
W W O CHEKRY PECTORAL.
Intelligent Critic.
"Ila! ba! That was a funny Joke
you wrote about the fellow who didn't
know a 'bunker' from a 'stymie,' " aald
the golfer.
"Made a hit with you golfers, eh?"
replied the funny man.
"Yes. Such Ignorance Is laughable."
"I suppose so. Say, what are 'bunk
era' and 'stymie,' auyway?" Phila
delphia Ledger.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications aa they cannot reach the
diseased portion oi tne ear. 1 here Is only one
way to cure doainen, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. leafnes Is caus. d by an in
darned condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube la inflamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect bear
lug, and when It Is entirely closed
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube re toted to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine, cases out ol ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition oi
me-iuucous suriaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case oi iieainrss (causea ny catarrh) mat can
not tie cured by liall s tatarrn Lure,
Circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO.,
Bold by Druggists, '."kr.
li all's Family Tills are the best.
bend for
Toledo, 0,
Planting- Corn In Panama. .
"Anyone who Is willing to work can
get rich In the Republic of Tanama,"
"said DUltfynn M. Hazlett to a Kansas
City Journal writer. "It costs 10 cents
a bunch to raise bananas and there Is
nlways sale for them at 30 cents a
bunch. Three crops of corn can be
raised a year and no cultivation Is re
quired. A man walks along and drops
the corn In the footprints be makes
and a native follows and covers the
corn with his big toe. That Is all there
Is to do until It Is time to gather It"
Mothers will find Mr. Winslow's Boo thing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
A Cautious Financier.
"Do you favor government owner
ship of rnllways?"
"I don't know," answered Farmer
Corntossel. "It 'ud be nil right if we
could alius be sure of sharin' profits,
but I've gt trouble enough with taxes
without diggin' down to pay deficits."
Washington Star.
riTO Ft. Vitus' I'anre and all Nervous DUvases
fl I u permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal
Serve Restorer. Kend for KHKK S2tr1al bnttl" and
treatise. Dr. It. It. Kiln. , Ld..tMl Arch St., l'Lila.,!'.
Hp Read (he Slirna.
One morning two young women en
tered the Snltvllle grocery, and after
some discussion bought a pound of
dates, two pounds of gingersnaps and
two pounds of crackers.
"Stopping at Miss Gray's?" Inquired
the clerk, as he tied up the bundles.
"Yes," said one of the young women,
with evident surprise.
"t'a me nlMiut yesterday forenoon?"
said the clerk.
"How did you know?" asked the oth
er young woman, curiously.
"Uni. Well, I can most generally
tell," said the clerk, without glancing
at the objects of his mind-reading. As
lie twitched n knot In the string. "You
see, it's pretty drizzly and muddy to
day, and I knew there wouldn't Ik? any
body's iKiarders but Miss Gray's feel
the need of coming out here such weath
er; and long as you didn't come till to
day, I knew for sure you couldn't have
been here more'n one day. Three meals
is about the average."
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The buildings of a l'arm constitute no small part of
the equipment necessary in carrying on operations, and
In many ways they are an Index of the prosperity of
the owner. If the returns from the annual crops leave
to the farmer a surplus over living expenses he usually
plans to erect a new barn, or a new house, or to Im
prove those already standing. There Is, however, a
great diversity In the forms of the buildings required
In different parts of the country. In the West the first
care of the settler Is to put up a house of such style and
pattern as his means will allow. It may be only a sod
hut, a shack, or It may be a pretentious frame house.
After the dwelling Is provided he seeks to build a stable
for his horses ; the barns and silos do not come until a
later stage of development Is reached, for they mean the
Investment of a considerable sum of money.
A marked Improvement Is to be noted in the appear
ance of modern farm houses, as compared with the older
styles. There was a time when size was the only con
sideration, and the structures stood out square and stiff,
with no artistic effect, either in themselves or in the
surroundings. The Intercourse of city and country has
helped to Introduce new ideas In this as in other matters,
and the farm residence of to-day shows some architec
tural taste In lis design.
Ham building has also undergone a change. When
timber was plentiful, the framework of a barn or stable
contained an unnecessary number of posts, beams and
braces. Itising prices demanded an economy In the use
of wood and lighter structures are now the rule, the
plank frame lielng the extreme development of this Idea.
In concrete the farmer has found a material that serves
many useful purposes. For foundations for walls of
bank barns, for stable floors and for minor structures,
such as cisterns, watering troughs and even fence posts,
concrete Is coming to be recognized as the most suitable
material.
In the utilization of water for Irrigation purposes, and
the harnessing of water falls for power many new prob
lems will be presented to the farmer. Though compar
atively few are situated In parts of the country where
these operations are carried on, yet the prospects are
that these agencies will play a part In the agriculture of
the future.
THE "SUNSET LIMITED."
Oh, Ilush-a-bye Land is a beautiful place
Foe sleepy small people to go,
AnJ the Koek-a-bje Itoute is the favorite
one
With a certain wee laddie I know.
The track lies on sleepers of feathers
and down,
No accidents ever take place ;
Though there's only one track, and
there's only one train,
But it runs at a wonderful pace.
There are beautiful things to be seen on
this route,
If you're good you may talse just a
peep ;
Hut strange as it seems, they are seen
lest In dreams ;
Bj sure that you soon go to sleep.
Say good night to the Sun, for he's oil
to bed, too
He can't hear you, so just wave your
hand ;
The Mcon and the Stars they will light
up the cars
As you travel to Ilush-a-bye Land.
So, quick, jump aboard, It is time to be
off,
You have nothing to pay, you young
elf;
Just think of the luxury, laddie, you'll
have
A whole sleeping car to yourself!
Hook lovers' Magarine.
HOW TOM CAUGHT A GHOST.
Indianapolis Transportation Facilities.
Indianapolis has 18 railroads, reach
ing all the important cities of the Cen
tral West, and 14 internrban electric
lines and connections extending from
25 to 75 miles in every direction.
These bring into Indianapolis an
enormous trading population. From a
radius of 50 miles more than 25,000
manufacturers and dealers come to In
dianapolis for their supplies. Editors
and publishers will visit Indianapolis
in Jane, the occasion being the annual
convention of the National Editorial
association.
Falloejr A boat Jewelers.
Jewelers, when watches are with
them for repairs, are frequently Insult
ed with the rein a k :
"J trust there Is no danger of crys
tals being substituted for the jewels In
the works of my watch."
For a great many persons think there
are dishonest jewelers who make a
practice, with "full-Jeweled" watches,
of substituting crystals for the Jewels
at an enormous profit
As a matter of fact, there Is no truth
TrT T 1IT T i . . ... -
r.i.i. U.L,, was naunteu. it iiau
a ghost of its own. Almost ev
ery one in the town, from Squire
honipson to Billy White, had seen it,
that it was useless to dispute it.
lie excitement regarding the thost
ns at its height when something more
tartling than ghosts was at first whis
pered, and then boldly talked over, and
that was robbery.
Those who were not burdened with
i abundance of this world's coods
were frightened, and those who had
plenty were in a panic, nnd between
Its ghost and Its losses, quiet Bellvill
was In a state of alarming excitement.
Joe Benton hud bid Annie Wntson
good night, and gone whistling toward
homo, when suddenly a tall, white fig
ure "rose out of the ground," he said,
and Joe's valor went into his heels, and
the way he ran must have astonished
the ghost.
Joe was rallied mercilessly, hut not
long, for the ghost appeared to his tor
mentors, and their laughter turned to
seeing which could run the fastest,
they or the ghost.
The Im.vs took to staying at home
nights, greatly to the delight of anx
ious mothers. They were not afraid of
a million ghosts, not they, but they
didn't feel very well, with a groan, nnd
were going to IkxI.
Tom Wadleigh was passing his vaca
tion at Bellville and, as he was 10
years old, he laughed scornfully when
his 10-year-old cousin told him of the
ghost. "Why, Harry," said he, "there
Isu't any such thing as a ghost Moth
er says so, and she knows."
"No, she don't," retorted Harry, "for
I beard Ir. Smith tell cousin Carrie It
frightened his horse so he ran nway
and smashed his buggy all to pieces."
"Why didn't he find out what It
was?"
"He was going to when It scared his
horse."
"I should like to see It." said Tom,
boldly, "has It ever been seen here?"
"No, Indeed," gasjK'd Harry; "yes.
there It is now, right by the window."
"It is the 1110011 shining 011 the cur
tain," springing out of IkhI and going
to the window. "How beautifully the
moon shines."
His heart almost ceased to beat ns
he leaned from the window, for right
tielow him walked the ghost Sparks of
fire Issued from Its mouth, nnd It
loomed up teji feet at least Some said
fifteen or twenty and some that It was
night," exclaimed Carrie, as he entered
the breakfast room next morning.
"Why don't, they catch the ghost?"
he asked absently.
"The ghost," laughed Carrie. "I
should say the thief."
"I should say it would be more to
the purpose," said his uncle.
After breakfast Tom wandered down
by the fiver; climbing a tree he was
soon lost In thought Presently hear
ing a crackling of twigs he looked from
his leafy screen and saw a man rapidly
approaching. After looking cautiously
around, he placed a package In a tree,
took a line and hook from his pocket
and strolled down to tne river.
Tom's curiosity was aroused, and as
the man disappeared he slid down from
his seat and went to the tree. What
was his disappointment in not finding
any anerture. Being determined not
to give up, he looked more closely, ran
his hand over the bark and cut here
and there with his knife, and at length,
to his great Joy, found It Putting In
his hand he drew forth some' dried
leaves, then a miscellaneous collection
of pocketbooks, packages, watches and
Jewelry. He looked at the articles In
amazement
After deliberating a long time he con
cluded to carry It all to his uncle's and
well satisfied with his success be has
tened home.
"O Tom," cried Harry, "mother has
.lust got a telegram from Aunt Eliza.
Uncle John Is very sick, and she wants
her to come right on.
"Tom," said his uncle, ns he took
him to one side, "I am going with your
aunt, and there are five hundred dol
lars lu my chaniler that I want you to
take care of. Carrie has gone to Dr.
Hall's house to stay for a few days,
and there will be only Harry and tie
servant In the house. I drew the mon
ey yesterday for Mr. Wilson, and you
window he saw the terror of the vil
lage at the door.
Little thinking the window Tom had
left unfastened was a trap, the unsus
pecting ghost was soon in the silent
house.
Sparks of fire Issued from Its mouth,
a stream of blood flowed from Its
breast, and Tom shuddered as he crept
noiselessly up the stairs. The burglar
had scarcely entered the chamber
when there was a loud report, and a
voke said authoritatively as he fell to
the floor with a shriek of dismay:
"I have six bullets left, 6ir ghost If
you make any resistance I shall use
them."
"O, you young villain, you said there
wasn't a weapon In the house," groan
ed the man, tearing off his ghostly at
tire. "Very true." The only one I knew
of was In my own pocket."
"My leg Is broken. Help me up."
"You are quite comfortable."
A savage oath broke from the man's
lips, and he coaxed and threatened al
ternately. Finding neither availed, he
raised himself and dashed for the
door. There was a flash, a quick re
port and the man fell down the stairs
where he lay senseless.
The housekeeper now made her ap
pearance, and after binding him se
curely, they watched him until morn
Ing.
"You have done It now," said the
burglar, on recovering, "I wasn't hurt
at all before."
Such a time as there was the next
day. Men, women and children gath
ered about the house. A good deal of
laughter was heard when they saw the
red paint they had taken for blood.
When the excitement was at Its
height Tom's uncle appeared.
"Well, you have done bravely," he
said, on hearing the story. "I guess
that paper has something to do with
your fine gentleman."
Tom took the paper. A thousand dol
lars reward was offered for a notorl-1
ous burglar. He had left the city and
the officers were after him.
The Joy of the people was complete
when Tom brought out the treasure of
the hollow tree. He received mauy
gifts beside the reward.
Bellville has never had a ghost since.
Waverley Magazine.
The Kind You J lave Always ISouerht has borne the sijrna-
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-erood" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and AVind
Colic. It relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Dowels, giving: healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
SI
. J aT-
In
Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CINTaua OOMMNVi TT MURRAY TfUCT, NCW TORN CITY.
Grandfather's Cure for
Constipation
5S
VOL' ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE.
In this suspicion. A Jeweler, no matter taller than the tallest trees, but I sus
how dishonest, could not steal the Jew- I 1HH-t that they measured It by their
els In a watch, for they are valueless; fears. The ghost moved slowly away,
thoy only cost 10 cents apiece. nnd Tom saw a pair of legs. He was a
In antique watches the Jewels were shrewd Nv, nnd he lay awake until
often costly. In modern watches they ' niornlng thinking,
arc never worth more than $15 a gross. J "Squire Thompson was robbed last
can give It to him if he gets home. I
need not tell you to be- very careful.''
"I will do the very best I can. un
cle," replied Tom; "will you lend me
your revolver?"
"Cerjainly, Tom, If you wish It," re
plied his uncle smiling; "who knows
but you will catch the burglar? lon't
shoot the ghost, though," he called, as
the carriage drove away.
Tom laid his treasure carefully away,
and Just at dark strolled over to the
village store.
"Uncle left me five hundred dollars
to take care of," he said, carelessly.
"You wouldn't have It long to care
for, If the burglar beard of It," laugh
ed the storekeeper.
"Isn't there a weapon In the house?"
asked Fenton, a stranger In the place.
"Xot that I know of," replied Tom,
touching the revolver in his jweket. as
he siH)ke.
"You'll have a visit before morning.
I dare say."
"Well, I don't suppose ghosts hurt
people," replied Tom. quietly.
"I never heerd on't," sjKke up a tali
man, "if they wasn't touched. 1 ain't
afeerd of any creetur of my weight,
but when It comes to ghosts and slch
like, I ain't ashamed to own I'm wlllln'
to do without their company."
"So am I," said Fenton, "and though
I think I have as much courage as
common men. If I should see a ghost I
should run like blares."
Tom's heart leat audibly as he seat
ed himself In the parlor on his return
home. He was playing a dangerous
game, but he was resoived to win.
As the clock struck twelve he hoard
a slight noise, aud oecidug from the
A Power.
"There, my son ; that will do for this
time," sternly interrupted the long suf
fering parent. "I don't know who was
the first man to Invent wrestling nor
how many mickles make a muckle nor
how many is many nor how few is few
nor how a sailor smokes his hornpipe
nor why Good Friday never comes on
a Tuesday nor why rabbits can't add,
subtract and divide as well as multiply,
nor why an owl should hoot and not
howl nor the answer to any one of the
many other foolish questions that your
abnormally developed bump of lnquisi
tlveuess incites you to propound."
"Yes, but, father, I dou't want to
REAT medicine, the Saw-
buck.
Two hours a day sawing
wood will keep anyone's
Bowels regular.
No need of pills, Cathartics, Castor
Oil nor "Physic," if you'll only work the
Sawbuck regularly.
Exercise is Nature's Cure for Consti
pation and, Ten-Mile walk will do, if you
haven't got a wood pile.
But, if you will take your Exercise In
an Easy Chair, there's only one way to
do that, and make a Success of it.
Because, there's only one kind of
Artificial Exercise for the Bowels and its
nameTs "CASCARETS."
Cascarets are the only means to exer
cise the Bowel Muscles, without work.
They don't Purge, Gripe, nor "upset
your Stomach," because they don't act
like Cathartics.
They don't flush out your Bowels and
Intestines with a costly waste of Digestlvs
Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel.
Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do.
No, Cascarets strengthen and stimu
late the Bowel Muscles instead.
These are the Muscles that line ths
Food passages and that tighten up when
Fod touches them, thus driving that
Food on to its finish.
They are the Muscles that turn Food
Intj Strength through Nutrition.
Well, a Cascaret acts on your Eowel
Muscles as if you had just Sawed a cord
of wood, or walked ten miles.
That's why Cascarets are safe to taka ,
continuously in health; and out of health.
Because they move the Food Naturally,
digesting it without waste of tomorrow's
Gastric Juice.
They thus work all the Nutrition out of
it before it decays.
The thin, flat. Ten Cent box is mada
to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My Lady's"
Purse.
Carry It constantly with you and take
a Cascaret whenever you suspect you
r.e;d one.
Thus you will ward off Appendicitis
Constipation, Indigestion, and other
things besides.
Druggists 10 Cents a Box.
Be very careful to get the genuine,
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and nejer sold in bulk. Every tab
let stamped "CCC."
CP- free: to our fricndsi
We want to send to our friends a beantifnl
French-destenfd. GOLD-PLATED BOMBON BOX,
hard-enameled in colors. It Is a beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents in stamps is asked as a
measure of good faith and to cover costcf Cascarets,
with which tSls"3ainty trinket is loaded. 713
Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York.
Way of the World.
Deacon Ilardesty I'm sorry to hear
that you are dissatisfied with your preach
er. He is a most excellent man.
Brother McGinnis (of another congre
gation) Oh, yes, and he's a good preach
er ; but he doesn't draw well. We have
a chance now to pet a man who has just
been tried for heresy.
ask any silly questions. This Is a most ..IIe ls ,vaitiug for Vle t0 put In
You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsted, te Foy.N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes eajy. A certain cure for
corns, ingrowingnails and bunions. A J drug.
gt-tssell it. 2:c. Ion't accept any substitute.
niria and I'ropoaala.
"lias Count Fucash made a proposal
for your daughter's hand?"
Not exactly," answered Mr. Cumrox.
bids
TKFBP IS NfripTOfe
I ILLVItb IV tXW li , r ' if
JUU1LK LULL '41 IMP
Forty years ocjo and after m&ry years
of use on the eastern coast. Tower's
Vrierproof Oiled Coats were introduced
in the West and were called olickers by
l J . -n: . L r
uk pi"r:t:ro ana toyvooys. i nio yrapmc
name has cone into sucS centra! use' that
it is frequently though WTonofully applied
to mtry substitutes. You want the ceniine
; look tor the Oi jn of the risrond
the nuneToiver on the buttons.
jtV MB( IN (LACK AMI YtUOW ANt
a SOLO BY REPRcSENTATrVt TRADE
. THfc WORLD OVER. m
S.J.TOWH C0.603T0M.MASS,U S.A.
TOWER CANADIAN (O.lmtri.TOtONTO.CAN.
important one. riease, uo you ruinn for a title." Washington Star,
when a stout man ls self-contained he.
has more room inside of himself to
contain himself lu than a thin man has
SEVEN YEARS AGO
or ls himself so big that he Is Just as
tightly crowded Inside of himself as the
thin man ls and how much of himself
ls it that Is self-contained and how
much ls on the outside doing the con
taining, and "
"Clarence, go to bed this Instant !"
Knew Her AVar.
Mr. Gaytwy What did my wife say
when you told her I wouldn't lie able
to come home to-night until a late
hour?
MdaesniTiiv Slirt 1'ilii'f HUT nnrthlnfl".
.....K.,. T, ,-., wf i,.,. ! verted mysell in the least degree
'. V. I,,,,. r"hio,r JtitneB 1 wa9 weighed down with a feel-
Tribune.
A Rochester Chemist Found a Singular
ly Effective M Urine.
William A. Franklin, of the Frank
lin & Palmer Chemical Co., Rochester,
N. l ., writes
"Seven years ago
I was suffering very
much through the
failure of the kid
neya to eliminate
the uric acid from
my system. Mv
back was very lame
and ached if I over-
At
ing of languor and depression and suf'
fered continually from annoving irregu
larities of the kidney secretions.
I procured a box of Doan's Kidney
A Quid Pro Quo.
The Ladv of the House I under
stand you have very good testimonials pnl8 and be?an nBinK them. I found
from your last employers. prompt reuei irom me acning ana
Th New Cook Yls. mum. AV now . lameness in my back, and by the time
will yez be afther showin' me your rlo
ommendation from yer last gurl? Bal
timore American.
A farmer ls always Inclined to "shy
a little from a man with two good legs
who carries a cane.
I had taken three boxes I was cured of
all Irregularities."
Sold by all dealers; 50 cents a box,
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, X. Y.
CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING
Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre
sentative Business Firms.
MAOIC LANTERNS Welster To.. TortlanJ.
Lowest prices on Lanterns and Slides.
HOUSES of all kinds for sale, at very reasonable
prices. Inquire 271 f ront St.
CRKAM SKPARATORS We iraarantee the t. SL
Separator to be the best. Write lor free catalog.
Huelwood Co.. Fifth and Oak.
MEV8CI.OTHINQ Baffiim t Pendleton, sole
agents Alfred benjamin t'c's correct clothes.
Kverjrthlna la men's furnhlnKS. Mornsou and
t-mh streets. Opposite postottice.
I'Ol'I.TRY FOOP If rou want vonr hens to 'a
more eggs w rite ns for fn-e particulars shout PIT
KIN A rol'LTKY
Portland, Oregon.
tfc.k.l Acme Milts Co,
riANOS OHO A NX Oldest piano house on Pa
cific coast. Organs and Pianos on easy payments.
Write lor list. Let us quote you a pm-e, Allen .
Ullbert-Kamaker Co., Portland, Oregon.
W ANTEH Men and Women to learn Rarhcr trade
in eltitil weeks; Kra.liiatrs earn trom 15 t" f2S
weekly : expert li s.riK-tors: catalog fr e : Moier
Pyst. m of Colleges, S5 N. Fourth St., Portland.
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