Heppner gazette., May 31, 1906, Image 3

ODD WATER WHEELS.
When the
Hair Falls
Then It's time to act! No time
to study, to read, to experi
ment! You want to save your
hair, and save it quickly, too!
So make up your mind this
very minute that if your hair
ever comes out you will use
Ayer's Hair Vigor. It makes
the scalp healthy. The hair
stays in. It cannot do any
thing else. It's nature's way.
The best kind of a testimonial
"Cold lor ovar sixty years."
AT
In
by J. o. ajht Co., l.ow.11,
iito manufaeturera ef
f
yers
8ABSAPABILU.
PILLS.
CHEWY PECTOEAL.
Against Her Better Jsdmrnt.
"Ain't you rather young to be left In
charge 06 a drug tore?"
"Perhaps so, ma'am ; what can I do
for you?"
"Don't your employers know It's dan
gerous to leave a mere boy like you In
charge of such a place?"
"I am competent to serve you,
madam, If you will make known your
Indian Prodigal' Return.
Solomon Homer, the brilliant Choc
taw Indian, Bald at his home In Caddo
that he needed to be a very Intelligent
and Industrious Indian who would go
out Into the world and make a name.
Many Indians," he said, "go out Into
the world, and some of them, of course,
succeed. Those who fall return nome ;
and that Is a sad returning, for every
one sneers at the young man whom the
world has conquered and driven back.
"It Is not much of a welcome that
the returned Indian gets, even In his
futher's house.
"There was Black Eagle, a Choctaw.
He went to Chicago, failed and came
back home. But he was afraid to go
to his father's house till an old man
said : ,
'"Are you going to your fathers
house, Black Eagle?'
" 'I don't know,' answered the youth.
"'Go there,' said the old man, 'for
you will be very welcome. There Is no
doubt of It,
"iTe,.rt.ed ft little. Black Eagle dirt
go to his father's, and the next day toe
met the old man again.
Ths old man smiled kindly.
s the nrodleal returned,' he saia.
And did your father kill the fatted
00 If v
dioaIi Vno1n Answered, ne
didn't kill the fatted calf, but be near
but good usage has made one In Eng
llsh, antlpode, and as that Is generally
nronounced anti-node, with the accent
on the first syllable, there Is a growing
tendency to accent the plural form In
the same way. Both methods, how
ever, are sanctioned by good authority.
A Threat.
Henry had been so continuously and
persistently' naughty that, says tne
New York World, his aunt, who had
charge of him In his mother's absence,
did not know what to do with him. In
despair she said, weakly:
"If you will not behave, 1 suan
you In one of grandpapa's hen coops.
"Well," said Henry, sturauy, uu.
you put me In, I want to tell you that
I will not lay any eggs.
My Lnekr Brother.
I have a brother not so tall
I haven't any other
So he's what you may really call
A very lucky brother;
For when my trousers get too small
f mo tn wear, our mother
Just "takes them In," seams, legs and all,
And gives them to my Dromer t
VOTES A MIXED TICKET.
VI nta."
"Don't they know you might poison ly kJned the prodigal.' "Kansas City
some one? Journal.
"There Is no danger of that, madam ;
what can I do for you?"
"I think I better go to the store down
the street."
"I can serve you Just as well as they
can and as cheaply."
"Well, you can give me a 2-eent
stamp, but It don't look right" Hous
ton Post
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
ty local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion ol the ear. i uere is uuiy uuo
tloual remedies, Ueafuess is caus.-d by a a
Dividing the Spoil.
The Hon, jackal, wolf and fox
Went out among the hills and rocks
m an Xoann anva and CftUght
A fine voun doer. At firnt they thought
" " . . . . . J a
Of how they fairly might niviue
So fine a meal. Who should aecme
,.,.,n tr, nrh would riehtly fall,
UU.l oi.c.v v - - - M1
Since some were large ana umei
The lion was the first to speak,
For all his comrades looked so meea .
'Divide this deer in four, saia ne.
urn. iriv " cried the other three.
: 1 JLl, J n-'
an in- . i.,i t-;r,Aa- ainre I am king,
flamed condition ol the mucous lining of the J"8' -
Eustachian Tube. When this tube i Tntlamed The Hon said, continu ng,
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear- ..ph one, I know, will call it lair
ng. and when it is entirely 'clojed; alneM U me, your king, first share."
llie rCBUll, SHU Ullicra lue ,uu.it"..wM -
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; , bowed low. The Hon then,
nine cases out of ten are caused by (;5rrn! ",V,,,t r,m.rkd araln :
which is nothing but an inflamed condition ol S ith dignity, remaraea ala;
"As Judge, one quarter iua w ui.
Anil ho wed once more, less low, the three.
"As one who helped to catch the deer
I'll have to take a share, I fear;
Now, let him take the rest," said be,
"Who wants me for his enemy."
And thus the Jackal, wolf and fox
i Learned wisdom there among the rocks.
il. 11 is 1 . a inrfaial
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
.. 1,... n.nuoH iiv catarrh) that can-
1,. .r! Viv Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for
circulars, free. & Toied00
fold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family l'Uls are the best.
Didn't Hind the Machine.
"I hone." said the renter of room No.
1197, "that the rattle of the typewriters
In mv office doesn't annoy you.
"No, sir, it does not," responded tke
crust v capital ist whose office was No.
111)9; "but their gabble does annoy roe
exceedingly." Chicago Tribune.
To Break in New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Eaie, a powder.
.!.; k. ....ilnir. arhine swollen feet.
....... ......... 'imrrnwinir nails and bunions. At
.11 .1.,,..i.ta anil h tires. 2.V. Pon't accept
anTnulwiitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Ulruswa, ue Koy, n. i .
No Hope of Aicreement.
"I am sorry to hear that Wrinklins j
and his wife can't live together in peace.
There is too much obstinacy on both sides
that's the trouble, isn t it?
"Yeai he' a atandoatter. and she s a
standpouter."
riTf 81 V tns' Pan--" and all Nervous BUvases
H I N rM-rmanently cured by Ir. Kline's lir.ai
lil fe..r. r. rnl for FHKK 2trlal b;.tO- and
treatise. Dr. 11. H.KIIn . U1..WU Arcn nu, i n.i-... a.
AmrndlDK the Declaration.
"M friends." exclaimed the candidate,
in a fine burst of disinterested patriotism.
"I don't want this office it you taina i
am nnamrthv to fill It !
iiore he Rtonued and took a drink of
urn ter.
"And I misht add." he proceeded, "that
mv candidacv is not the result of any cor
rupt nolitical barcoin."
"Yes, you micht," interrupted an old
farmer in the audience; "hut if you did
you'd be lyin' like Sura Hill !"
Mothers will find Jt". Winslow's Soothing
fhe
5on i& seilTnd
i
in the WesT-
Wh&T docs T h&Xch
nest ? "
The
The Crown at Gold.
late Paul Lawrence
Dunbar,
hers will una m. win-.ow . , p.utor. "onco
PTrunthe best remedy touse lor tneircuuuicu iiii- ur(i
during the teeming rriim.
Wunlril to Know.
"I hud a tramp for dinner
"Is this some of him?" asked het
husband, pokl")? his fork into the meal
rather suspiciously. Houston Tost
penklnsr In AH Cnndor.
Miss peachley Mr. Spoonamore, have
I ever given you good reason to think I
preferred you to other young men and
wanted to marry you?
Mr. Spoonamor No, to tell the truth,
you never have. I learn from tie other
fellows that you kiss them good night
when they go away, the sama as you do
me.
IN CONSTANT AGONY.
a -. virvlnlMn'a Awful IMatreta
Through Kidney Troubles.
W. T.. Jackson, merchant, of Park
rhi.rir. W. Va.. says: "Driving about
in nati weiioei
brought kidney trou
bles on me, and 1
.M,l n Simdnv ROliool in APW
York. I heard the address. It was de-
. a 1
to-day." Hghtful. An odd Incident nappeneu.
though, at Its end. nu Incident mat
Puiibar laughed at as heartily as the
rest of ua.
"Dunbar, toward the close of his re
marks, said:
And, my little friend. If you do
Will
Colorado Woman Give. Her Keasens
for PteklnsT Certain lnaiaai.
A Coloradan, a man of course, has
this to say of the way some women
vote In that State: "A few days after
the election of November, 1904, for ex
ample, I was talking with a young mar
ried woman of more than average Intel
ligence, who was living In one of the
smaller cities of Colorado and who de
clared -'she never voted a straight ticket
because she always voted for the men.'
"I applauded and asked If she would
mind telling me how she voted and
whv. 'Not at all,' she replied earnest
ly 'I didn't know much about Roose
velt or Parker, but in his pictures
Parker Is much more handsome than
Roosevelt, eo I voted for the Demo
cratic electors. I don't like Governor
Pembodv's wife, so I voted for Alva
Adams. The Republican candidate for
nonntv Clerk wants to marry a friend
of mine and could right away if elect
ed, so I voted for him,
" The Republican running for As
sessor ffot my vote because he is
dear old man and needed a nice easy
position. The Republican candidate
for State Treasurer was a Swede and
I don't like Swedes, so I voted for the
Democrat One of the candidates for
rvmnrr Commissioner on the Demo
cratic ticket, they say, used to run a
saloon, so I voted for the Republican
I voted against the Republican candl
date for Sheriff because his wife got a
divorce from him. I took my husband's
advice regarding the other candidates
because I didn't know anything about
them myself.'
"I mildly asked If she knew of the
special qualifications of any of these
men to perform the duties oi tne bcv
eral offices for which they were candl
dates. She replied that she had not
troubled about that because the rea
sons she had stated Were sufficient for
nPr,"Snn Francisco Argonaut
TAG TOLD IT WAS NEW.
Card on Has'i Hat Afforda Amnae-
ment to State Street ThronK
State street was crowded with 6hop
rxrs yesterday afternoon, when a young
man came out of a popular hat store
wearing a new crush hat There was
not only the conscious look upon his
face which Indicated that fact but he
carried his head in the peculiar way
Unit only the ixissesslon of a new and
stylish hat can produce in the average
w-- I .1 it. n Irtrtlrrt f t
young man. i-iverynouy mui .
him saw ut a glance that he wore a new
hat
It was not alone from the signs al
ready mentioned that the circumstance
was apparent, and the young man, of
course, did not give himself away by
carrying his discarded hat tied up In
hmwn nnner under his arm. No; but
oa the band of his hat was tne snop
ticket, bearing the rrlce mark and
some other cabalistic characters intelli
gible to no one outside of the hat store.
On he went, all unconscious of the
attention he was attracting and of the
remarks his bat was calling forth.
Young women looked at his hat and
Iota Float on Streams Have Ones
Make a IHver Lift Itself.
Tbe people of Syria and Tlfiis make
their streams do things that Ameri
cans do not seem to have learned the
secret of persuading the water courses
of this country to perform, says the
New York Tribune.
At Tlflls the natives have learned
how to utilize the power of the cur
rent of the River Kur without bulld
inir dams. What they have accomplish
ed possibly might be done by an Arnerl-1
can farmer living on tne DnnKs oi a
rapidly moving stream and desiring a
small, cheap power. The Caucasians
build floats on the surface of the river.
Into them are set water wneeis. me
whole affair is fastened to the bank In
rch a way that It will rise ana i;ui
with any change in the level of the sur
face of the river, so that tne power ih
about constant all the time.
In Hama the ancient "entering in oi
TTnmt.h" the Syrians have accom
plished a feat that makes one think of
nfrin one's self over a fence by tug
ging at one's boot straps. They have
harnessed the historic Orontes, or
Nahr el Asl, as the Syrians call It, into
rh work of lifting Itself many feet to
ward the zenith and trained it thus to
water their fruitful, gardens and orch-
o yA a
As for size the water wheels which
do this work are as to other water
iH what Nlaeara Is to otner waver
fniia As one stands by one of thest
great wooden frames revolving upon
axle and looks up at 1
perimeter forty feet above one thinks
i torero nnrl 18 asionieueu "
, . hi enze unstream to see thai
relatively It is not a great wheel, for It
rfiatnnro looms ud one sixty feet in
height. Even then be is not preimir
for the spectacle of one ninety feet in
diameter, grunting around on n
Hnm. nxle 1ust outside the town.
... 1 Ml-,
Life in Hama for some peopie i
... . it. -i - fnr olives, an ac
me 11KU1K Ul - .
iwi rnste. because of these very wa
' .. ..
v,io Aivnrrtinir as one
ler w uct-io.
ohnnt it It Is a musical city or one nil
ed with nerve-racking groans. Daj
and night without ceasing tnese ma
Et slow revolving structures uttei
speech. For those who nave acuuuei.
taste for their companionsmp u
mvror-ceaslnz tones are sootning,
sembling the ocean roar or a sio
fncniA nlnved on some cyclopean organ
1
rrv, lonumn tnnps are deeper uuu
x uiu.u
lrmder than the deepest organ stop.
Now they are In unison, now repeating
the theme, one after another, now foi
a brief moment in a sublime harmony
never to be forgotten, according to on
traveler, then once more together in a
tremendous chorus. The sounds art
described as a slow movement up tne
scale, followed with a heavy drop to
the keynote as : Do ml sol, do do do ;
do sol la, do do do. This unceasing
Sisyphean music, it is said, has been
going on for a century at least
eatable Preparatlonfor As
similating theFood andBcgula
ling the Stomachs andBowels of
Promotes DitfestionXheerfur-
anrlPest.Contains neither
Chinforpliine nor Mineral,
i Not TJaiic otic.
lmyJtm dW"
stlx Smn
AtAifft fcaT-
Apcrfecl Remedy for ConsBpa
Ron, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca
Worms .Convulsions Jcvensh
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
fax Simile Signature of
NEW YORK.
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
AA
EXACT COPY Of WRAEEEH.
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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as r a Inl II S I
in
ths orau-.o.-ar. sw voaaorrv.
Dalatllr Bmpreaaed.
The author had been dragged faint
ing from a crowd of shoppers.
"Almost like my last book," he mur
mured, recovering bis senses.
Tbe listeners, being of delicate per
ception, knew then that the book had
fallen dead from the press. Philadel
phia Public Ledger.
HOWAKD E. BCBTON.-AasajCT andChemlst.
ss Leadvllie, LOioraai oiieimit" r. .A...
7n. Ir
Riivr Iad ti: Hold, uver, 7oc; wiiu,
LowV 1 c'iknlde tests. 'Mailing envelopes and
fuller k Mat sint on application. Comrol and T. m
nlre work foliclted. Kelerence: Carbonate Ja-
ACTEESS HALF A CENTURY.
Ellen Terry Is still the Idol of the
British play-polng public, which recent
ly celebrated her fiftieth artistic anni
tional Bank.
EI.I EX TERBY.
The&iiT0WER3l
POMMEL
SLICKER
HAS BEEN ADVERTISED
AND SOLD FOR A
QUARTER OF A CENIUW.
LIKE ALL
?5J CLOTHING.
It is made of the best
wterials. in black or .yellow,
fully guaranteed, and jold by
reliable dealer everwhere.
MICA lO THE
SIGN OF THE FISH.
koWtR CANADIAN CO. l,,d. AJTOVWlM.
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Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre
sentative Business f irms.
PHOTO bUPPLlKS; KodaK developing and print
ing; write for prices. Woodard. C larke A Co.
MAOIC LANTKRNS-Welster Co.. 1'o.tland.
Lowest prices on Lanterns and bltdes.
til iKTIf HOIKBV : Supponers, Braces: Knit to
jftf measurfment blanks: Woodard. Clarke.
HOBSES or all kinds for sale at very reasonable
prices. Inquire 274 trout Ht.
fitUSSES sent on approval; 'ntee lit l
most difficult cases: Woodard, Clarke A Co.
Haxelwood Co., l inh and Oak.
MEVBCI3THINU BurTum A Pendleton, sole
Kenlamlo A Co.'s correct clothes.
Kvery thlng- In men's furutshinKS. Morrison ana
Blltl) streets. Opposite iwstoltica.
POULTRY FOOD-If yon want your hens to lay
mora egpi write us for free particulars about PU".
K1NA POt'LTKY iKKUs-Acnje Mills Co,
Portland, Oregon. .
PIANOS A OKUANS-Oldf-st piano hi.uiie on Pa
cific was.. Organ, and P.ai.os on easy payi uients.
Wr.e for list. Let us quote you a price. Alleo
Ullberi-Kauiaker Co., Pi.rtland. oisgon
. ii 1- Tiir.HT FREE.
7.: h when gradn
P."? 2" ,rt , ,ne. Wr te lor
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No. 22-06
HEN -rrritlne; to adTertlsera ploavae
mention tills paper.
w
Elevates Water
by WATER POWER
THE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM
all these things some aay ytu
wear a gold crown. Yes. ach of you ggjed, but he did not Imagine for a
tome day will wear a gold crown. moment that anything in nis arpear-
"A little chap hi the front row, anC8 wa8 the cnuse f their mirth, leaf
catching the poet's friendly eye. piped : of an new hat which proudly adorn
My fader wears one now.' bis head. But alas! the young man
- jjo J ald the poet. wn9 poon to be rudely awanenea ny a
" Tea, he doe on his toof,' said f rlend calling his attention to the adorn
ment of bis hat.
The telltale ticket was soon removed
and the young man went his way sad-
the little chap."
A Tonaae-Twliler
If you stick a stick across a stick.
OrVrrn a stick across a stick.
Or stick a cross acroe a stick.
Or cross a cross across a stick.
der and wiser. He carried nimseu
humbly and looked neither to the right
nor left, but boarded the nearest street
... in nror t Hmna ar onlckh" as
Or stick a rr. Something In his eye Indicated
'J .u .I::: I" Or cn, a crossed stick km a cross.
rng pains in the back: Or stick a crossed stick across a cross
and urinary disor- ed stick,
ders. I often had to Or crow a crossed stick across a stick,
set p a dosen times Or cross a crossed stick across a crosa
at aight to urinate. J ed stick.
Retention set in, and ! now will yon stick a cross across a
I was obliged to use
I took to my bed, and
crossed stick?
Aa-tl-aalr or Am-tl acajt
that It would be a long time before he
patronised that hat Btore again. Chi
cago Tribune.
A lrfter Coeldratlesi.
"Ilow long do you think It will take
to build the Panama canal?" said the
InqulsltlTa person.
"I barent begun to figure on that."
anrwered tbe expert "What I am try
The pronunciation of this word In- , tn . . n how long It
rolvea a rery nice point In tbe etudy uk to tht building actually
versary with a huge banquet to her.
The crent actress' first appearance on
the stnee took place on April 2. IS.
when she played the little Mnnilllius In
"The Winter's Tale" at the rrlncess
Timaor Tmlon. She was then S
yars old. The fact that she Is now a
prandmother has not nffoctetl her popu
lnrlty, nor her renmrknhle vivacity nor
her popular title of "Miss."
Curb Pat on Smoking.
Recently the Italian government Is
sued an order that there was to be no
smoking In business hours by officials
whose duties brought them into con
tact with the public. For those whose
duties do not It Is left to the discre
tion of heads of departments to allow
or to forbid smoking. Rut their dis
cretion Is limited to the cigar ana tne
cigarette. No pipes are to be allowed.
A Flat Sort of Elatiee.
"I suppose rou are getting thorough
ly "city broke' now that you've moved
to town and are living In a fiat?"
"Yes. we're getting city ProKe iasx
onoiurh and Henry says Its only n
question of time until he'll te flat broke,
too." Kansas City I imes.
Financial.
Mrs. Watkyns Henry, I want a dol
inr this mornlnc.
Mr. Watkvus ?rcat Caesar, woman!
Po you think I am made of money?
When you want large amounts, you
ought to let me know twenty four hours
In advance." Somervllle Journal.
bore.
4.A nathfttar.
the doctors failing to help, began using
Pom's Kidney Tills. The urine soon
.;n and the pain trad-
famii ireriT . i . . . . .
n.lW disappeared. I have been cured f our language, ine . .T. l. started." Washington Btsr.
D",,7 ' .... ta tyim T.aMn anrl fta natnral I
eight yea.., and ;inougn over a.recu, . u " rrZsI Men .r. to naturally wicked that
CllVbTan dealers. 60 cents a box. ' K tbe accent on tbe second syllaWa. I they hare no use for a parrot unlea. J faltn nd charity,
Foster-Milburn C!o., Buffalo, N. Y. 1 ln Latin It has no alnfular nxuabm, It aweara.
Ton have probably met the
who. no matter what tlie attraction,
always recalls n N-tter one.
The original rule of three Is that of
PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTLNT10N
T-IE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM is a simply constructed and
fcexpensive macKmc that can utilize a small fall of water for the purpose
of raising a portion of it to any desired height It is the farmer s fnend in the
dry season" and is indispensable to those owning land high above duches. It
k31 furnish water for domestic purposes, even elevating pure yatcr of the spring
by means of the impure cf muddy water, as found in some streams. Requires
no attention. Practically no cost of maintenance, there being no parts to get
out of order. A ram wifl pay for itself in a short tme. Every ram mstaHed is
giving utmost satisfaction. We keep a large stock constantly on hand. W nte
to our Hydraulic Department today for fflustrated literature.
Columbia Engineering Works
Tenth and Johnson Street, : : PORTLAND, OREGON