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t THE RED STORM Or the Days of Daniel Boone By JOEL CHAPTER XXVII. ensuing night set in dark and A fine misty rain fell eontin on the earth. The enemy, fa The stormy uously tigued with their past efforts, had ceased to make hostile demonstrations, and were evidently resolved on resting until morn ing. Captain Boone, having placed a guard, had prevailed on the weary defenders of Bonesborough to lie down to sleep, to strengthen them for the contingencies of the morrow. The pioneer had laid him self down for a couple of hours, but at 11 o'clock arose and walked around the works to see that all was safe, and take care that the guard was duly re lieved and vigilant. As he was passing the gate he heard a gentle knocking on the outside. "It is some Indian trick," thought Daniel; "but I am too old a bird to be caught with chaff. "Who knocks?" "Bland Ballard. There are three of us," added the voice. "Let the other two speak," returned the pioneer. "Simon Kenton," said another voice. "Allan Norwood," added a third. "It's all right," said Boone, undoing the fastenings of the gate. . "No three men were ever more welcome to any place," he continued, as the party en tered. "You've had a fine time of It hers, I reckon," said Ballard. "The hand of sorrow has pressed heav ily upon us," replied Boone, sadly. "I knew in the course of natur that some confounded thing or other would break!" added the scout, sentimentally. "How has it fared wlth'you, my lads? What news of Miss Alston?" "It has fared but indifferently with us," replied Allan. "Miss Alston, we have reasons to suppose, Is safe, although In the power of Le Bland." Mr. Alston, who had also been walk ing about the words, head the name of his daughter mentioned, and hastened to join the party. "It appears," continued Allan, "that jour daughter was carried away by a jealous Indian maiden, who Intended her ao Rerious harm." "But where is she? Where have you left her? Why have you not restored her to my arms?" exclaimed Alston, deeply moved. "Softly! softly!" said the scout. "We have don all that men could do. We haven't been afeard to risk our lives in her service." . "The ''Cherokee girl," resumed our hero, "had witnessed an Interview be tween her lover and your daughter, which excited all her Jealousy and ha-, tred, and was the cause of her sudden and mysterious disappearance." "But who was the Indian maiden's lover?" asked Alston, new light stream ing in upon his brain. "He was called while here Le Bland. Before I made this important discovery Miss Alston had been found by Le Bland and carried away. We pursued him with haste, but he reached his friends, who are keeping you besieged here, be fore we could effect a rescue," said Nor wood. "This young man has acted nobly," added the scout, with great warmth. "He has saved my life, and Kenton's also. I abused him at the outset, and em sorry for it. He's as brave a young feller as ever walked, and I'll make my word good agin a dozen, armed with any kind o' weapons whatever. If there should be any sort o' blame attached to his name, now or hereafter, this year or next, or the year arter, I don't care when. I warn everybody In partic'lnr that in course o' natur' somethin' will break!" "It is no more than what Justice de mands to say that all the success thnt has attended this enterprise Is due to Mr. Norwood." said Simon Kenton: with manly frankness. "We've got good news for you all. Otter-Lifter is coming to your aid at the head of his warriors, and Is now close at hand." "And we called at IlarrodRburgh," added Allen, "on our return, and Colonel Harrod Is coming with two pieces of cannon. I think we shall not only be able to make good the defense, but de feat the enemy and rescue Miss Alston "We have only bad news to tell you In return for these glorious tidings," re turned Boone. "Matilda Fleming and your sister Eliza, Mr. Ballard, have been carried off by Silas Girty and are now In his hands." "If we can git them two cannon Into this place afore sunrise, and Otter-Lifter reaches us with his warriors, it's my opinion there'll be a confounded break age!" exclaimed Ballard, knitting his brows and grasping his rifle nervously. The news wnicn Allan ana his com panions had brought soon circulated through the station, awakening new hope in every heart. The most experienced of the pioneers doubted not but the vn tion could be brought to the fort under cover of the darkness. "We shall have to go out and recon nolter a little and see which wilbe the safest way to bring in the big dogs," aaid the scout, referring to the cannon "It's rather a delicate piece of work." added Kenton, "but the darkness of the ijleht is greatly In our favor. Be on the watch, captain, to let us In." With these words the three men left the sta tion once more and glided away. In a little time Uillard came back t say that the enemy had relaxed their vigilance, being, doubtless, tired out with the length of the siege; that twenty men from Harrodsburgh were at a short dis tance from the fort with ordnance, which they would now endeaver to drag into the its tion. The rain descended In torrents, and the night, though more inclement, was mors favorable thin ever to their par pose. After incredible toil and exertion. the efforts of CoL Harrod were crown ed wiO success, and the much coveted cannon were at last safely lodged in the block-houee. Every hesrt was glad dened by the sight of the formidable engines of detraction and the brave company that cam with them. They PI ROBINSON were immediately loaded with grapeshot. The scout was both surprised and pleased when he discovered among the females the pretty figure of Innis Mc Kee; and the particulars of her appear ance at the station, as related by Joel Logston, gave him genuine feelings of admiration and satisfaction. He affirm ed, in the hearing of Allan and others, that she was without question the finest girl in the whole world, and he stood ready, then and there, to make good the assertion. Soon after Ballard freed his mind by making this important statement, he was observed in earnest conversation with Miss McKee; that is, as earnest as his embarrassment would allow of; for tho scout on th occasion did appear to have lost his usual boldness, and in' the esti mation of Kenton and Elizabeth Boone, he was really awkward at times, bashful and hesitating. Before the dawn of day, Allan and his two friends had re lated their several adventures since they left the fort; while those who remained, in their turn, rehearsed what had trans pired during the siege. It may be a fact worthy of note, In this connection, that Simon Kenton had much to say to Elizabeth Boone; but as nobody took the trouble to listen, we regret that we shall not be able to ex plain it all to the reader. It was re marked, however, by Joel that Miss Boone's pale cheeks thereupon assumed a ruddier glow. The subject of Miss Harrod's capture and singular return to Harrodsburgh was then spoken of, as the news of that event had not reached the station. As soon as the name of Fanny narrod was mentioned, the attention of young Reyn olds was Instantly fixed upon the speak er. With changing color and varying emotions he listened to the tale, and ex claimed: "Thank heaven!" in such an emphatic tone, when he heard the happy termina tion of the affair, that all eyes were in stantly turned toward him. "She's safe now, my lad!" said Col onel Harrod, In a low voice to the young man. In answer to this assurance, Reynolds pressed the colonel's hand warmly. "It would have been impossible to have kept him hived up here. If he had known that Fanny was in danger," re marked a man from Harrodsburgh, to Allan. "He's somewhat sentimental toward the young woman, I suppose," observed the latter. "Sentimental don't seem to be exactly the word; but he's very fond of her com pany, and people say that something will come of it by-and-by," returned the settler. CHAPTER XXVIII. The morning so anxiously expected by the inmates of Boonesborough dawned brightly and clearly at length; anon a few random Bhots from the enemy told that they were also astir. Presently the firing ceased, and Glrty once more hailed the fort. Captain Du Quesne, he went on to state, had a few more words to address to the Infatuated . people of Boonesborough. Some of the young wom en belonging to the station, had, unfor tunately, fallen into' the hands of his friends, the Miamis; the names of these captives as follows: Kosaitne Alston, Matilda Fleming and Eliza Ballard; all of whom would be put to death, providing the station did not Immediately surrender unconditionally. Captain Du Quesne had seen an intimate friend of Mr. Alston,- whose name was Le Bland, who entreated him in most earnest man ner to advise Cnptaln Boone to yiejd without delay. These, Glrty added, were the last of fers Du Quesne would make,, and -h would allow them half an hour to think of them. Captain Boone replied that they did not wish to think of such a proposition for a moment, and. Captain Du Quesno was at liberty to .flo -his worst without delay. Moreover If he (Glrty) appeared before them again he would be Instantly shot down, if he stood under as many flags as he could hold up. This reply sent the notorious white msn off in a great rage, and the pio neers perceived by the unusual bustle that preparations were being made for a grand assault. "I wish to speak a few words to Du Quesne before the attack is mac," said Alston. "You are at liberty to do so," replied the captain. Mr. Alston immediately availed him self of the permission, and with the flag which Reynolds had used, presented himself to the enemy In a conspicuous place and signified his desire to commu nicate personaly with Du Quesne, the leader of the expedition. After some demurring and a multitude of excuses Du Quesne reluctantly apepared and de manded to know what was wanted, since all his merciful overtures had been reiected. "I wish to say that I know you, and knowing you, hold you in the deepest nbhorrence " replied Alston. "You came under my roof like a villain as you are, nnder an assumed name and in an as sumed character. You won my confi dence, and thereby had It in your power to do me the greatet possible injury. Henceforth the name of Le Bland will ever be associated with all that is in famous. As the only reparation which you can make to a deeply Injured father, I ask the restoration of mp daughter and theae young women whose names have already been mentioned." "Give your resentment to the winds and attend to the safety of yourself and family. Come over to me with your wife, and instead of a dreadful scene of slaughter, there shall ensue a wedding. Your daughter shall become Madame Da Quesne, and yon shall own half the lands on the southern bank of the Ken tucky River all that portion Included In the purchase of Major Henderson re turned Da Qaesne. "I would rather see my daughter slain In the manner already threatened than to witness each a consomme tion as you have he hardihood to speak of." "Come in! come in!" exclaimed Boonoj "Let us waste no more time!" Du Quesne now attended to the ar rangement of his forces without further delay. The present disposition of his, army was most favorable for the use ot the two pieces of orJuance. "He is dividing his red ruseals into two large parties in order to attack us at two points at the same time," said Colonel Harrod. "I think It would be well to open fire upou them while they nre so compact," aid Boone. "Otter-Lifter, who is doubtless con cealed in the forest yonder, will attack them the moment he hears our fire, ob served Allan. "Let me point one of those guns. It you please; I belonged to an artillery company once, said Alston. "He stands right at the head of tne column there," whispered Joel Logston In his ear. "Bring down the sight fair and square upon him, as you would level a rifle." Mr. Alston looked deliberately along the gun, and Joel, obeying the motions of his hand, adjusted it to his satls- fsction. Reynolds stood near, holding a blazing brand. Alston stepped bees and gave him a significant look. The next Instant the block-house shook and trembled to the thunder of the cannon, and the head of the column sank down, while yells of consternation arose from many savage throats. The pieces had been well aimed and did terrible execution. Before the ene my had time to recover from their first panic both of the cannon had been dis charged the second time, while the sound of musketry on the left told that Otter- Lifter had commenced the attack. "To the rescue of the maidens!" shout ed Allan Norwood, and, followed by thir ty gallant Kentuckiang, he rushed from the fort Du Quesne had fallen at the first fire, and Glrty was trying to rally the In dians. The quick eyes of Joel Logston singled him out. "Here's for you!" cried Joel, and tho crack of his rifle reverberated up and down the green banks of Old Kentuckyi The Infamous renegade staggered and fell, to rise no more till the trump of doom summons all men to Judgment. The tall figure of Otter-Lifter with his warriors was seen struggling for a brief period in the midst of the flying savages, and then, joined by the Kentueklans, the enemy were routed In all directions. The siege of Boonesborough was end ed, and Otter-Lifter announced In a loud voice that the maidens were rescued. The body of Du Quesne was found among the slain. The victory was com-t plete, and the Joy consequent upon the successful termination, though subdued by the remembrance of their losses, was deep and heartfelt. Rosalthe and the other maidens unexpectedly restored to the arms of their anxious friends, ex pressed their thanks to their deliverers with grateful, eloquent looks and tearful, expressive eyes. Allan Norwood grew rapidly In the good opinion of Mr. Alston, and an in tlmaey of the most tender and interest ing nature soon becamer apparent be tween him and the fair Rosalthe. Early in the following spring, just as the flowers were expanding, she con, sented to make him the happiest of men. And thus, blest to the summit of their hopes, we leave them to glide calmly and blisfully down the ever-rolling Stream of lrfe. Star-Light gave her heart finally to Otter-Lifter, and kept thereafter his lodge fire bright. Among Norwood's visitors none w.ere more truly welcome than the humane chieftain and his Star- Light. As for young Reynolds, Is It not writ ten in the annals of old Kentucky that he was so fortunate as to persuade Fanny Harrod to become Mrs! Reyn olds? And upon the next page is it not also written that Bland Ballard, the scout, offered his hand and varying for tunes to Innis MeKey. ...It. la very cer tain that something of this kind should have .been made a matter of authentic (record, if It was not; and possibly It was lost, witn otner -important , missing archives of the "dark and bloody ground." ., Joel Logston did not long defer his happiness, but' wa wedded to Eliza Bat lard. McKee was never heard of after the siege, and was probably among the slain. Of Daniel Boone we feel that It Is not necessary to add more.- His name is so intimately associated with the history of that flourishing State, where he. spent a great part of his remarkable Ufa, that It needs no eulogy from our pen to add to its renown. He was the first and most distinguished among the Pioneers of Kentucky. (THE END.) The t'snal Way. "There are a lot of easy ways to get into public print" "Yes, but the chances are that the police clerk will spell your name wrong if you try the easiest one of 'em." Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Call Loan. The Inexperienced One (on Atlantic liner, second day out) By George! But the sea certainly gives a fellow a great appetite. The Experienced One Not gives, my boy merely lends. Puck. There's the Rob. ( "He thinks he's quite a conversa tionalist" "Well, he can give facts and figures upon any subject that conies up." "Perhaps, but his facts and figures won't go down." Sorrow of It. DcJlnks I have bad news for you, old man. Your wife has eloped with j your chauffeur. LeRlinks Great Scott And he was etch a good chauffeur, too. I'll never be able to replace him. Heredity. "John, what do you think little Roaie says? She says she doesn't want to go picnicking one bit" "Roele always did resemble me In matters of taste." For Beoaomle R Angelina Are you sure yon will be able to support me, dear? Edwin Why yea. Ifs cheaper U be married than encaged, Working Poultry and Strawberries. When one speaks of poultrj, in con nection with any low-growin plant most people can see only the scratch ing birds and the ruined plants, but the combination has been and Is being profitably carried out If oue selects one of tho larger breeds of hens for this combination the scratching part of the proposition will be reduced to a minimum, and if the fowls are not re quired to obtain their entire living from the patch of strawberry plants, they will do comparatively little dam age. It is, of course, understood that the fowls are not allowed on the patch until after the fruit has been gath ered, but from that time until they go into winter quarters they will be "ex ceedingly useful, for they will take good care of all the Insects, do little damage In the way of scratching which can be readily repaired by going over the plot each day, and their droppings will add materially to the richness of the plot If the plantation covers a considerable area It will be a good plan to have several sum 11 colony houses on the plot so that the hens may have their own quarters and thus work over a smaller area. The profit from this combination is good, and neither will interfere with the other, especially If the fowls are raised for egg produc tion. Try It on a small scale and in crease as experience proves it pays. Keepsake Gooseberries. The main value of this recent Intro duction from the other side seems to lie In the fact that the variety Is very firm, productive and ships well, but whether It can be profitably grown over any considerable territory can only be discovered by experimenting with It. So far. In limited tests, It seem3 to be better than any other of the English varieties, but Its quality Is not nearly as good as the old fa vorite with American growers, the Downing. It shows less tendency to mildew, than other. European varieties, although It Is doubtless susceptible to that disease. It Is not advised to plant this variety largely without first test ing It through several seasons. Paralysis In Swine. While opinions may fjlffer as to the :aOse of paralysis In swine, the fact remains that In nearly every case where the disease Is found It has been shown that the hog was. largely corn fed. In the sections known as the corn belt this disease Is more prevalent than in other parts of the country; more evidence that corn Is at the-bottom of the trouble. Swine afflicted with this trouble should be given a dose of !som salts, and after the bowels have moved freely, fed for a number of days jn a slop consisting of wheat middlings and flaxseed meal, using milk Instead if water for the mixing. A liberal quantity of lime water should be added to each fee. After the animal im proves the ration should be varied con ilderably, and corn form the smallest jart .nossIbIeJvJf the afflicted animal is with young the pigs snomu w A-eaned at once. Points on Pruning Shrubs. If those who have shrubbery on their rrounda would but remember the sim ple fact of the period of bloom and that ilossoms come on the new growth they jvould remember when to prune. The riossoms on the spring-blooming shrubs ire formed on the wood that was rrown after the blooming season of a rear ago, hence If these shrubs are pruned In the spring we simply cut off the flower-bearing shoots and no flow- rs are had. The time to prune spring 3owerlng shrubs Is Just after they have itopped blooming, so they may have the rest of the summer in which to rrow the flower 6hoots for another mrlnff. The fall-blooming shrubs thould be pruned In the spring, for :hey will then grow the flower shoots for the coming fall period of bloom. 3ne can see how simple It Is if they ;vlll but remember. " Maoh Needed Sweet Potato. A sweet potato that will keep as well as the white potato Is what Professor E. J- Wickson, of the department of agriculture of the University of Cali fornia, thinks he has dl-overed. It was picked up In tho Ladrone Islands by a skipper, who took aboard a lot of excellent flavored sweet potatoes last April, and, finding tbem still In good condition upon his recent arrival In San Francisco, gave specimens of them to rrofessor Wickson. They will be propagate In the hope of working In the commercial world of potatoes a revolution that will be worth many millions of dollars to California and a J boon to mankind. THE KEEPSAKE GOOSEBERRIES. A Hotbed for an A mat ear. A more ambitious method than that of growing his early flowers in boxes, kept In the house, may be tried by the amateur gardener who Is also an ama teur carpenter. A hotbed may be built at small expense. Old window sash, or a single sash purchased cheaply, and four boards, one Inch thick and one and one-half feet wide, may be put together to form the hotbed, the boards being used for the walls. Warm stable manure should be put In the bottom, from one-half to three fourths of a foot deep, and firmly pressed down. The bed should be well drained. Light soil, to a depth of one or two Inches should bespread over tho manure and after one or two days, when the temperature Is cooled down to 70 or 80 degrees, the bed Is ready for use. The plants, In pots or boxes, should be put In the bed. The boxes may be prepared as for Indoor use, with ordi nary garden soil at the bottom, and lighter soli on top. Large holes should be left to drain the box. The fine seed should be sprinkled on the surface, and fine soil sprinkled over It, and the coarse seed sown in drills, or pressed down into the soil, and covered with a thin layer of earth. The soil should be gently sprinkled with water as soon as the seed Is planted and kept moist without becoming soggy. The hotbed should be shaded from the hot sun, but there should be plenty of light The cover of the bed should be kept on until the seedlings have started to make good growth. On warm spring days the plants should be given fresh air by raising the sash slightly. Water and Solids In Milk. When the cream or fat Is removed every 100 pounds of skim milk contain about 00 per cent of water and 10 per cent of solids. The solids contain about 3.5 per cent of casein and 4.5 per cent of milk sugar, with small propor tions of fat and albumen as the fat cannot be entirely removed. The milk sugar remains In the whey when It sep arates and the casein In the curds or cheesy matter, though both contain small percentages of fat albumen, etc. The whey will promote the formation of fat, while the curds supply the ele ments for growth and muscle. It will be an advantage to feed the two sub stances together, adding bran and sea son lightly with salt If the skim milk becomes very sour and begins to fer ment It should not be used at all. The proper plan Is to use the skim milk when fresh or but slightly sour. Guineas Should De Popular. Guinea fowls should find a place on every farm, as they are profitable and useful They are profitable because, as table fowls, they have few superiors, belntr In many ways similar to the wild prairie chicken, so much sought for by those who love the gamey flavor or the wild fowl. Their flesh is dark and solid, and no matter how cooked, whether as a roast or In a pie, they are tempting. Their eggs are delight fully flavored, and, though small, they find a ready sale In all the markets. They are useful as guardians, because at the first approach of danger, wheth er by day or night they set up their warnings that must, frighten the In truder or bring help to their offspring. A Turkey Coop. . " A turkey coop which has been used with perfect satisfaction Is described In American Agriculturist as having several' distinct advantages over ord nary coops. It Is built out of a large packing case. At the top is a venti lator. Suiended by a cord is a drop door of close hourds and beneath this Is an ordinary door partly of wire nut ting. Each Is hinged and can be open ed Independently. On cold nights ven tilator and drop door may be closed, on ordlnnry nights the ventilator open ed, on hot ones both. In warm weath er the drop door suspended as shown In the cut forms a good shade for the birds. New Seed Wheat Treatment. J. H. Wright a farmer residing near Hennessey, O. T., has made a valuable discovery that will be of general Inter est to wheat growers everywhere. He soaks his seed wheat in coal oil, using about one half gallon to every twenty hushfls of wheat, covering It over with a blanket and letting It soak over night He found It equally effec tive with corn, using oije-half teacup to a washtub of corn. lie finds that It not only preserves the cereal from rot ting, but preserves It from Insects. Mr. Wright has practiced this for more than three years, and his yield has been a great deal more than that of those who had better soil for planting. Valne of the Iaeabator. It Is bard to get hens to sit In win ter, and It is almost necessary for the farmer to use Incubators to raise broil ers In times to bring the best prices. The incubator on the farm Is being brought to more profitable use every year. There Is no doubt that the Incu bator and brooder method of raising chickens Is a wonderful Improvement on the hen method. It Is cheaper, and a greater number of fowls can be raised from the same number of hena. HOPS OF THE RUSSIANS. If l-i $ . THH CZAHXVITCH ALEXIS. Of all the royal children of Europe the condition of none appears more dubious than that of Alexis, the czar evitch of Russia and only son of the czar. He was born In August 1004, at the very darkest moment of the fortunes of Russia during the war with Japan. Since then the- storm clouds have become even blacker, for revolutionary conditions are now rife throughout the Muscovite empire until the very existence of the throne Is menaced. Not only Is it a question whether the czarevitch will grow up to inherit the throne, but It is even a problem whether the czar shall b able to retain his crown. Surely be fore he becomes of age Russia shall have passed through many political and economlo changes. Tho photograph Itself Is sufficient proof of how admirably the czarevitch has thriven in adversity, although this week there was a rumor that he was seriously I1L The picture was taken at Tsarskoe Selo at the express wish of the empress. MAN A PIBCB OF MACHINERY. Thirteen Sabstaneea Enter Into Make-ITp of Human Body. The human organism has been often and aptly compared to a fine piece of machinery, says the Scientific Ameri can. Hie bones of the skeleton, leld In position, moved and guided by a sys tem of muscles and tendons, fit together like the wheels and levers of a watch. The mainspring of the machine is the heart and Its regulator la the nervous system. No human hand ever con structed, no human mind ever Invented so marvelous a mechanism, for all Its wheels and levers are instinct with life. Millions upon millions of living ceils make up the structure of the body. Each cell is a chemical laboratory and the whole community of cells consti tutes a great chemical factory, where " ro holiday Is ever kept, but vital force Is Incessantly created and converted, by wonderful physiological processes. Into heat, work and electricity, and life Is continually destroyed and repro duced. The scientific name of this mys terious activity of our chemical factory Is "metabolism." Let us look a little more closely into this complex metabolism of the human chemical factory. The millions of cells of which the body Is built up vary in form and character, In function and composition. In ' the first place, we naturally ask of what materials they are composed. Of what does mnn con sist? Chemistry gives n precise an swer to this question. He consists of 1 thirteen elementary substances, of wlllch eight solid and flvo are gas eons at ordinary temperatures. The solids are carbon, calcium, phos phorus, sulphur, potassium, sodium, magnesium and Iron; the gases are oxy gen, hydrogen, nitrogen, chlorine and fluorine. Each of these elements pro servos its chemical identity under all conditions. As the eminent Berlin phy siologist Du Bols Reymond, has re marked, an atom of iron renin Ins the snme whether it Is traversing space In a meteorite, revolving Irr a car wheel or coursing through a poet's brain In a blood corpuscle. Science also gives us definite information concerning the quantities of these thirteen elements that occur in our bodies. A man weigh ing about 100 pounds Is made up of: Lbs. Lbs. Oxygen 88.0 Hydrogen ..... 14.0 Nitrogen 8.B Chlorine ..... l.fl Carbon 44.00 Calcium 8 8 Phosphorous ... 1.6 Sulphur 0.2 Fluorine 0.2 1 Potassium 0.19 IBodlum 0.14 Gases 107.8 'Magnesium .... 0.10 ' Iron 0.09 I Solids 40.8 It will be observed that the gaseous elements exist In our bodies In a state of very great condensation, for under ordinary conditions of temperature and pressure eighty-eight pounds of oxy gen would occupy a volume of more than 1,000 cubic feet and fourteen pounds of hydrogen would occupy mora than 2,000 cubic feet A 811m Contribution. The bride's father was looking the presents over. "How are we coming out, daddy?" she asked In her playful way. "As near as I can figure out the lot," he gloomily replied, "we are coming out In debt" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Easy. Bill Let me have $10 until to-morrow T Jill And when to-morrow cornea, what then? "Oh, then 111 ask you to lend me $10 more." Yonkers Sta teaman. The dar that a woman puts away bar first dollar toward buying a piano, she decides In what corner of the par lor aha Intends to put It