Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, May 10, 1906, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextThe Dim Int. i Lp.bati was justifying the dpeeptlon h" 1 hnd prncticed upon Jacob in the mutter of Leah. "I didn't mind letting him have Leub," he faid, "but I'm a little more particular as to Ilachel. I've had my doubts all the time, anyhow, about taking into my fam ily a young man who is willing to worl; even whole years just for a girl. He doesn't seem to me to be the kind of man tha: would be likely to get ahead in the woiid." Hat Jacob's willingness to work anoth er seven years for Itachel struck the old man as showing grit and perseverance, and it is a matter of history that the young man finally made good as a son-in-law. UNITED STATES SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA PRAISES PE-RU-NA TZZSttSttPPTP ujuj crpt3 trpcrp-p trr . i ' - 1 - i TnJ I Blood Humors Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives, eczema or salt rheum, or some other form of erup tion: but sometimes they exist in the system. Indicated by feelings of weakness, languor, loss of appetite, or general debility, without causing any breaking out. Hood's Sarsaparilla expels them, renovates. strengthens and tones the whole system, This is the testimony of thousands annually, Hood's Sarsaparilla Is peculiar to Itself. Accept no substitute, but insist on having Hood's and get it today, . Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. Old-Fashioned Simplicity. "Our dads were a lot of iuossbucks, weren't they?" "'Deed they were. Why, those old chaps used to actually think that the 'Black Crook' was Indecent" Louis vllle Courier-Journal. Ex-Senator IM. C. Butter. SHE5E5E5H5H5E52SH5E5E2 Dyspepsia Is Often Caused by Catarrh of the Stomach Peruna Relieves Ca tarrh of the Stomach and Is Therefore a Remedy for Dyspepsia. Hon. M. C. Butler, Ex-U. S ntor from South Carolina for two terms, in a letter from Washington, D. C, writes to the Peruna Medicine Co., as follows: "I can recommend Peruna for dvsoerjsia and stomach trouble. I have been using your medicine for a short period and I feel very much i relieved. It is Indeed a wonderful I medicine, besides a good tonic." ! CATARRH of the stomach is tha cor rect name for most cases of dyspep sia. In order to euro catarrh of the stomach tha eatrrh must be eradicated. Only an internal catarrh remedy, such as Peruna, is available. Peruna exactly meets the indications. Off Hla Guard. Correspondent Senator, may I ask what considerations have induced you to oppose the statehood bill? Eminent Statesman (flying into a rage) "Considerations?" Sir, that question is a damnable insult I Correspondent Then you are aioing It without consideration? Do you know, Senator, that is what the moat of us have been suspecting? riTQ Permanently Cured. No flts or nervousness 110 aftrflrtdBy'BURufIr.Kllne'HUreatNerv Restorer. Bend for Frea H2 trial bottle and treatise. iJr.K.U. Kline, Ltd., U81 Arch St.. Pulladolphla, Fa. I.aylnic It On. Nell Did you hear May's fiance rhap sodizing over her complexion? Belle Yea, he certainly did lay it on pretty thick. Nell Yes, but not nearly as thick as May does. Philadelphia Ledger. Not a Valid Objection. Man at the Desk No, sir ; I don't want it. I haven't any time to talk to you, either. Caller (with prospectus of new book) My (rear sir, that won't be necessary. I'm willing to do all the talking. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. K. J. CHKNKY 4 CO. , Props. , Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him : perfectly honorable in an business transac ; lions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. Wht dt TBI' . I, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. I Walui.no, Kinnam & Mabvin. wholesale Drug gists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price 76c. per botue, Bold by all Druggists, Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills arc the best. tort of One Thing-. Teacher (at night school) What do you know of Budapest? Shnggy Haired Pupil Budapest is a disease that attacks cattle. It la invaria bly fatal. No Great Difference After A1I "It Isn't considered polite to ask a Chinese how many wives he has." "Well, it Isn't polite to ask an Amer ican how many wives he's had, either." Detroit Free Press. CASTOR I A Por Lifanti and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Bone Other Town. "Wants to be a police inspector, doo he? Has he anything to recomend him for the position?" "Yes he'a already rich." X i ? y y ? y WV HE ATTENDS TO BUSINESS who goes straight to work to cure Hurts, Sprains. Bruises by the use of St. Jacobs Oil and saves time, money and gets out of misery quickly. It Acta Like Magic. Price, 25c. and 50c. r DR. W. A. 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Waiter Then it's a good thing they're small, ain't It, sir? Chicago Nows. Ills Wife Have you had a bad day, dear? The Financier Yes, I lost over $250,000. And the worst of It Is that nearly $100 of that was my own money Life. "That man was a waiter for ten years, and now he's worth a million. "All for waiting ten years?" "Yes, his rich uncle died then." Philadelphia Ledger. I won't resign under fire," the Sen ator pugnaciously declared. "And then If we, draw off the attack?" "Then won't have to resign." Philadelphia Bulletin. George Rather than remain single. would yon marry the biggest fool on earth if he asked you? Clara Oh, George, this Is so sudden. Chicago Daily News. 'Claude and Clarice are In a terrl ble predicament" "How Is that? "They paid so much for their going- away outfit that they can't go away, Louisville Courier-Journal. "How often do your housemaids dust?" "Do you mean how often they fan the furniture?" asked slangy Mrs, Nuwedd, "or how often do they skip out?" Louisville Courier-Journal. airs. Knlcker I thought you were going abroad? Mrs. Bocker So I was, but my doctor offered me such a love ly Dargaln in apiiencucitis only one thousand dollars. Harper's Bazar. Anne Teeke Mr. Gasser la such an Interesting talker. Always saying some thing one never hears from any one else. Hattie. Hotterwunne Has he been proposing to you, too? Puck. Say, I came to this dance without an Invitation." ."So did I. How did you work It?" "Nobody stopped me, How did you?" "Same way. My wife's giving the dance." Cleveland Leader. The Hostess I suppose your new apartment has all the very latest Im provements? The Visitor Yes, Indeed. Hot and cold steam heat, running washtubs, and stationary elevator. Brooklyn Life. Art Dealer Here Is a lovely little woodland scene for only $2,250. Oil Magnate That? Norrsense! I know where that was painted. Why, I could buy the whole farm for ?l,5o0. Sui- ervllle Journal. "I understand, sir, that you said my wife had a married man dangling af ter her; dead In love with her, in fact "Well, hasn't she?" "No, sir, she has not!" "Then, If you don't love hr, why did you marry her?" Houston Post Newberry Is Panford of an opti mistic temperament? Baldwin I should say he is. I have known him to pi Into a restaurant without a cent in li!s pocket, order a dozen oysters, and feel satisfied that he could pay his bill with a pearl. Life. Obliging Motorist (to groom in diffi culties with horses) Shall I stop the engine? Groom Never mind that, sir. But If you gents wouldn't mind Just gettln' out and 'Idln' behind the car for a minute The 'orses think It's a menngery com In'. ruck. Ranter But sir, a genius Is a gen ius, whether lie's rich or poor. There Is no difference Wise Pardon mo. there Is a slight difference. A rich ALMOST AS COMMON IN SUMMER AS IN WINTER. While the damp, cold, changing weather of Winter intensifies the pains and other disagreeable symptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a winter disease exclusively. Through the long months of Summer its wandering pains and twitch ing nerves are felt by those in whose blood the uric acid, which produces the disease, has accumulated. Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en tire system. Its primary cause results from the failure of the elimmative organs, the Liver, Kid neys and Bowels, to carry out of the system the urea, or natural refuse matter. This coming in contact with the different acids of the body forms uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the Diooa. mis acia causes iermentanon or tne blood, making it sour and unfit for properly nourishing the body, and as this vital stream goes to every nook and corner of the body, the poison is distrib uted to all parts. The nervous system weakens from lack of rich, pure blood, the skin becomes fe verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion are affected, the appetite fails and a general diseased condition of the entire system is the result. Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of all diseases, with its swollen, stiff joints, throbbing muscles and stinging nerves, but it is a formidable and dangerous trouble. If the uric acid is allowed to remain in the blood, and the disease becomes chronic, chalky deposits form at the joints, and they are rendered immovable and stiff, and the patient left a helpless cripple for life. Every day the poison remains in the system the disease gets a firmer hold. The best time to get rid of Rheumatism is in warm weather ; because then the blood takes on new life and the skin is more active and can better assist in the elimination of the poisons. With the proper remedy to force the acid out of the blood, and at the same time build up and strengten the Liver, Kidneys, Bowels and other organs of the body, Rheumatism can be per manently cured. External applications relieve the pain and temporarily reduce the inflam mation, and for this reason are desirable, but thev cannot have any effect on the disease. The blood is poisoned and the blood must be treated before a cure can be effected. S. S. S., a remedy made from roots, herbs and barks, is the best treatment for Rheuma tism. It goes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, and by neutralizing the acid and driving it out, and building up the sour blood so it can supply nourishment and strength to every part of the body, ii cures Rheumatism permanently. S. S. S. is the only safe cure for the disease; being purely vegetable, it will not injure the system in the least, as do those medicines which contain Potash or some other mineral ingredient. S. S. 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One candy tablet night and morning, taken regularly for a short time, is war ranted to cure the worst case of Constipa tion or Indigestion that walks the earth. One tablet taken whenever you suspect you need it will insure you against 90 per cent of all other ills likely to attack you. Because 90 per cent of these ills begin In the Bowels, or exist through poor Nutrition. Cascarets don't purge, don't weaken, don't irritate, nor upset your stomach. No, they act like Exercise on the ! Bov.els, instead. They stimulate the Bowel-Muscles ta contract and propel the Food naturally past the little valves that mix Digestive Juices with Food. They strengthen these Bowel-Muscles by exercising them. e . The time to take a Cascaret Is the very minute you suspect you need one. When your tongue Is coated a little. When your breath is not above suspicion. When your head feels dull, dizzy, or achy. When you have eaten too heartily, or too rapidly. When you have drunk more than was good for your digestion. When ycu have a touch of Heart, burn, Gas-belching, Acid-rising-in-throat, or a Coming-on-Cold. Carry the "Vest Pocket" Bex where It belongs, just as you would your Watch, Pocket-knife or Lead-pencil. It costs only 10 cents. At any drug gist. Be sure you get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC." Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wonderful Chl iitse Ptctor is callt-d great because he etirea people without opera lion thai are Kive.i up to di. He cures with Hume wonderful Clii ms herbs, roots, buds barks and ve;etahUM that are entirely u.t known to medlral sc ¬ ene In this coDiiiry. Tliro.iKb the use of IhfSJ harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the uetiou of over MO d Terent remedies wbl'a he successfully uses In difTeren: diseases, h unrHnieestocurecuiaiTh. asthma, lunir, iur l, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver; k.d neys, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials. I harces moderate. C all and see him. Patients out of the city write for blnnkr and c rcjlars. bend stamp. t'ONSL'LTATloN t'UEK. Address THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 162')' First St., S. C. Cor. Morrison Mention paper. PORTLAND. OREGON. W. L. Douglas SS&'SSSHOESSS W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line cannot do equalled at any price. l rl J ' PljliSrP ii Cap'itai 2,5oqooQ tv tree: to our friendsi We want to send to oor friends a ttfaatifcl Frfnch-Oesimed. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX. hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for the dressinc tabic. Ten cents In stamps is asked as a measure of good faith and to cover cos t of Cascarets, with which ithlsdHntT trinket Is loaded. T Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or Hew York. IV. L. DOUGLAS MA HE'S A SFLLS MORS Men's S3.su snots than ay other mflurbi unt. It im int. WOfcLO. 1 fl nnfl REWARD to anyone ho can QIU,UUU d'sprov this statement. If I could take you Into mv three large factories t Brockton. Mass., and show you the intiniu ; care with w hlch eerv pair of shors Is made, you ' would realize w hy V. U IVniglas J. 50 shoes ! cost more to make, why they hold their shape, : fit better, wear longer, and are of greater ' intrinsic value than any other f.t.5T) shoe. W. L. Dougta Strong Mad Shoma for Man. A2.SO. 92.00. Boy a' School A DraaaSho. S2.SO. A2.S1.1 B,91.Ba CAUTION. Insist ut-m having W.L.K.ug. las shoes. Take no substitute. None genuiua without his name and price stamped on bottom. feut Color f ye'rfs wtrd : firy mil nvt aar bran. iVrite for lllnstratesi Tat dog. IV. L. 1HU tiLAS. Brockton, Mass. P. N. U. 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