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Mood's Sarsaparilla We are often asked, Why does Hood's Sarsaparilla effect so many cures of cases that seem to be almost beyond the reach of medicine? The answer is this, that this great medicine is enabled by the peculiarity of its formula to produce results unap proached by any other medicine, this peculiarity consist ing in the balanced combination of the very best specifics for the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, and bowels, namely, for the blood, Sarsaparilla, Stillingia, Yellow Dock; for the liver, Mandrake, Dandelion; for the kidneys, Uva Ursi, Juniper Berries, Pipsissewa; for the stomach, Gentian, Wild Cherry Bark, Bitter Orange Peel; for the bowels, Senna, Mandrake and Dandelion. Sold by druggists everywhere. Get a bottle today. Usual form, liquid, or new form, tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. Preliminary Training- Uncle Josiah First time you ever milked a cow, is it? Well, you do it a thunderin' sight better than most city fellers do. Visiting Nephew It seems to come natural, somehow. I've had a food deal of practice with a fountain pen. GUARANTEED CUBE FOR PILES. Itch Inn, HI nd, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Dro- Ssts are authorised to refund money If PAZU INTMENT fails to cure In 6 to 14 day. 60c Vocal Slumber. "Is John a sound sleeper?" "Well, you Just ought to hear him." Baltimore American. riTQ Permanently Cured. No fltaor nervousness rl Id after nrstday'suseofDr.Kline'sOreatNerve Restorer. Hend for Free at 2 trial bottle and treatise. Ur.K. H.Kline, Ltd., B31 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Sick One. Broker What in the world la the matter with old Roxman these days? lie looks wretched. Banker He's lovesick. Broker Get out ! The idea of a man his age being lovesick. Why, he has a daughter old enough to be In love. Banker That's just the trouble. Shu Is so much in love with some worthless young chap It has made the old man sick. mi .r,m lrnt'n A lii-rii'a ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over tfO years. Allow no one to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-grood" are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic substance. Its asro is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The 3Iother's 1 riend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years. TMC CCMT.Ua COMPANY. TT MUSMf TRECT, NSW YORK CITY. BLOOD POISON The black flag is an emblem of horror and dread. When it is hoisted by an army, the order has gone forth that "no quarter" will be given, ev. erything must be destroyed. Helpless women and children, as well as oppos InVsoldiers, meet the same fate, and a trad of desolation, suffering and del th Is left behind. Contagious Blood Poison 13 the black flag of the great army of disease. This vile disorder is known as the blackest and most hide ousof all human afflictions, overthrowing its victims and crushing out the life. It is no respecter of persons ; no matter how pure the blood may be or how innocently the disease is contracted, when this awful virus enters the circulation the hideous, hateful and humiliating symptoms begin to appear, and the sufferer feels that his very presence is polluting and contaminating. Usually the first sign of the disease is a little sore or ulcer, but as the blood becomes more deeply poisoned the severer symptoms are manifested, the mouth and throat ulcerate, the glands in the groins swell, a red rash breaks out on the body, the hair and eyebrows come out, and often the body is cov ered with copper-colored spots, pustular eruptions and sores. In its worst stages the disease affects the nerves, attacks the bones and sometimes causes tumors to form on tue Drain, prouuc- ing insanity and death. Not only those who contract the poison suffer, but unless the virus is driven from the blood the awful taint is banded down to offspring, and they are its innocent victims. Blood Poison is in deed a "black flag." Mercury and Totash, so often used, never can cure the trouble. These minerals merely drive the symptoms away for awhile end shut the disease up in the system, end when they are left off it returns worse than before. This treatment bot only fails to cure blood poison buteatsout me aencaie lining vi me Btomach and bowels, produces chronic dyspepsia, loosens the teeth and fre quently causes mercurial rheumatism to add to the patient's suffering. S S S the great vegetable medicine, is theconqueror of this vile disease. It roes down to the very root of the trouble and cures by cleansing the blood of every particle of the poison. S. S. S. does not hide or cover up anything aw m m -aw si m mm PIIRFL Y VEGETABLE. creat remedy the symptoms all pass away and no sign of the disease is net leen again ; nor is there left the least trace to be banded down to posterity. Special book with instructions for self-treatment and any medical advice dc aired will be sent without charge to "IjjZTr- n jiff s YflFT SPECIFIC CO.. A TLAMTAm GAm Jnst So Much of Troth. "What's that sign you're making there?" asked the grocer. "'Fresh eggs,'" replied the new clerk. "Make It 'Fresh-laid eggs."' "Why er everybody knows the eggs were fresh when they were laid." "Exactly, and that's all that It's safe for us to say about them." Phlladel ohia Tress. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. Y., for a i . i n.. ' . . ir.u it cures iree sam pits ui utu ruvr.. - - - , I sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes I new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug gUti selllt. 25c? iwt accept any substitute. ine Old Story. Ant (to the Elephant) Since I have become a socialist I do not see why, because I am smaller and weaker than you, I should continually get out of the way to let you have the middle of the road. That' final. Elephant (to the Ant) If you don't ; I'll Just put my foot on you. That's ! flat. Baltimore American. The charge for telephone conversation between London and Paris haa been re duced from $2 to $1 for a three-minute talk. nvx,v t llsvnnrlit Ilia VwvrtlA TllA Klf Tl A Signature of Several year tteo I had blood poison and my lle.h was in an awful condition. Great aorea would break out and noth ing I put cn them would do any good. My hair and eyebrowa fell out and I waa "a fright " My mouth waa so sore I had to live oil milk and water. I took Mercury for a lonjr time and instead ol retting better I continued to grow worse and my arm a and handa became solid sores. My legs were drawn so I could not walk and I felt that my time was short here it I did not got some re lief. I began to use your S. S. S. and It helped me from the start. After taking It awhile the sores all healed, my rheu matism was cured and to-day I am a strong, well man. It got all the mer cury out cf my ayatem and it cured ma sound and well. ADAM 6CHNABEL, EvansvlUe, Ind. II o. 11 Mary St. virus and puts the system in good healthy condition. It cures safely as well as certainly, because there is not a particle of mineral in it. We offer a re- ward nf ti (Yin nn for nrnof that S. S. S. Sitf.M TRUMPET CALLS. Barn's Horn Bounds Warning Mot to the Unredeemed. EEP the gates the eyes and there will be fewer lusurrec- rections In the appetites. If you have a god who can be packed away In a definition you had better get another. Expecting t o be saved by the- New laws do not make new lives. Real gratitude ia a fruit of grace. Reverence gives the heart Its rest There la no health without holiness. Precedents Illuminate the premises. He has no power who has no pa tience. Surges of sorrow but bring us to God's harbor. The prizes gained by trickery carry their own punishment ology is like treating disease by feed ing men medical books. He who has no other motive than that of profit usually dies in poverty. Many a man would be more of a man If he thought less of what men think. Any study of the life of our Lord ought to lead to making Him Lord of our lives. There are many providences for which our philosophies can find no pigeon-hole. The Bible is to be valued by the in spiration it gives rather than by its Information. After, "What must I do to be saved?" comes the great question, "What can I do to serve?" Many a man thinks he has done his duty for the world because he has taken a course in sociology. The feast of the sermon always pro duces spiritual Indigestion unless fol lowed by religious exercise. You must not think that the Lord has given you His rod because you feel like rapping all Ills children. Will the people who are content with being good In spots be satisfied with heaven in small installments? No preacher ever got a good sermon from above until he was willing to throw away his own brilliant produc tion. If the Master was as particular about the people He would work with as we are this world would soon go to pieces. Troubles come through the things we let slip through our lips rather than by those that slip through our fingers. There are too many preachers who seem to think that the way to get the people to glory is to consign them to perdition. "LIE-GERY" EQUALS FORGERY. New Word Coined for False Imper sonation at the Telephone. "There ought to be a new word coined to serve as a running mate to the word forgery," said a Kansas City business man. "Since the use of the telephone has obviated the necessity of much writing, a substitute for forgery, which I call Hegery, has come into gen eral use. This Is the system : The tele phone rings. I answer. Some one says : 'This Is the Tater and Onion Grocery Company. We have an account with John Smith, who says he works for you. He refused to settle the first of the month, saying that It was not his payday. If this Is true we will extend his credit until payday. How about it?' "Thinking I am doing John Smith a favor, I answer: 'That is true. Smith works for me. He will not receive his nav until Wednesday.' "Now It turns out that the person who pretended to be the Tater and Onion Grocery Company was instead a follprtlou attorney who wished to find out for sure where Jun Smith worked and when he got his pay so he could garnishee his wages to collect. If the atorney had told who he was and what hn wanted I would not have given lilni the information. To represent yourself as another person over the 'phone Is really as bad as signing another per ann'n nnme. The one is forgery, the other 'lle-gery.' It is an evil that Is spreading everywhere.' Kansas City Times. Nailing Ills Coffin. Seeing that the original of Sherlwk Holmes Is a Scotsman, the police of tlu cannle country ought to be Inspired with ability to solve the mystery sur rounding the dreadful crime recently committed In their midst. It is the man for the nilnutai of detail that brings off the coup In a case of this sort Some years ago an aged woman was murdered near Carlisle for tlio sake of the little sum of money In her Dossesslon. There was no clue be yond a footprint marked In a pool of congealed blood. The notable reature of this print took the form of two pe culiar Indentations near the tie. News of the clue got abroad, and when the police pounced upon an engine driver whom they suspected, they found that there had been withdrawn from the toe of one of the boots two nails, the positions of which corresponded with the marks left In the impression. They searched until they found those two nails hidden beneath newly turned earth. And upon these two nails was woven a chain of evidence whloh hanged the man, who confessed thnt the sentence was Just London Graph! - A.UJ K of Pale, ThinA Nervous ? Then your blood must be in a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take it Ayer's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. We know what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. Thil li the flnt qneitlon your doctor would ak: "Are your bowel, regular?" He know, that dally action of the bowel, U absolutely essential to recoYery. Keep your liver active and yow bowel, regular by taking laxative dose of Aver Fill. by J. O. Ajt.r Co.. Lowell, Also aaanufaeturors of flu 9 HAIR VIGOR. yers AGUE CUKE. CHEKKY PECTORAL. Almost Time. The convention of physicians was called secretly and hurriedly. Dr. Kill em rose to speak. "Gentlemen of the profession," he said, "something must be done. Our automobile tires are wearing out, our daughters' music lessons are unpaid for and nearly all our good patrons have already been operated upon for appen dicitis. What shall we do?" "Let's discover a new microbe," said Dr. Quack. The motion was carried unanimously and a wave of sickness wafted ducats to the doctors' coffers. Indianapolis Star. . - s.,.i, n i4a fljirtlnn of the mere is more " - --r - country than all other diseasei put together, sad until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For agreatmany yearsdoctori i pro uounced it a local disease, and prescribedlacal remedies, and by constantly co. with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science baa proven catarrh to be a const ta. tional disease, and therefore require constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, menu factured by F. 1. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market, it U taltea internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucVus surfaces of the system. Tbey offer one hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimoniala. , Address, F. J. CHENEY 4 CO-.ToKCo, O Bold by Drugeists, tac. Hall's Family Pills are the best. ETerythlnsr Worn. "And you still delay the weddlns," Ighed the beautiful girl. "My heart U worn out." "Is that all?" demanded the sult?r who was an advocate of procrastina tion. "No," the carpet is worn out, the par lor sofa is worn out, ma's hopes ar.j worn out and pa's patience is worn out;" The suitor whistled. "Well, by gum!" he retaliated. "My shoes are worn out coming here every two or three nights." One Cause of Poverty. A rhiladelphinn was praising the late Mary Ma pes Dodge. "Wise wo man as she was," he said, "Mrs. Dodge considered organized charity rather cold. She believed in the char ity spirit, which, she said, was best fostered by the direct personal contact of recipient and giver. Hence she never refused a beggar. And, defend ing herself from attacks one day, she narrated a conversation she once over heard between two Maryland tramps, or 'peach plucks.' These peach plucks, as they lay under a tree on a superb afternoon, philosophized. 'Bill.' said said the first, 'why is It that poor peo ple Is always willin' to help us, while rich folks always turns us down?' The other, with a mirthful laugh, re plied: 'Them that don't mind givin' things away Is the ones that stays poor. " Philadelphia Bulletin. The American Chameleon. The American chameleon, a small lizard (Anolis carolinensls), Inhabits various parts of the Southern United States. The little animal has the re markable habit of quickly and com pletely changing its colors, varyif-j from brown to yellow or pale greeu. Its food consists of Insects. The littlo animal Is perfectly harmless to higher forms of life, is often kept as a pet, and has been worn attached to a cL'iin as an ornament The toes are provided with adhesive pads, which enable the lizard to run upon smooth vertical surfaces. St. Nicholas. First Enclnes Were Fs. If our modern railway engines had the Miiie rower to lauch that they have to scream they might, as. you children say, "nearly die" laughing over the way our first railway engines looked. Little, queerly shaped, puny things they were. The "Stourbridge Lion" didn't welch one-twenty-fifth part of the weight of an engine of to day, and it looked as if people migut well hesitate about risking their lives behind It. It was first used at Hones dale, in Pennsylvania, and it ran on wooden rails with a thin layer of iron on them. Teople gathered from near and from far that 8th of August in the year 1829, when the little British Hon of Iron and steel was to make Its first run. The wiseacres shook their heads and prophesied all sorts of probable disasters, and people said that "noth ing on earth" could tempt them to ride across the bridge spanning the Lackawaxen River on "that thing." But the little Hon went safely over the bridge and over the eight or nine miles of track, which was the entire length of this line of railroad. St Nicholas. For each child born to the families of the municipal clerks in Kansas City the civic authorities promise to add $5 a 1 month to the father's salary. Wo Opportunity. Job Sturky If a street car conductor hould overlook you would you pay him your fare anyhow? Adam Zawfox I've been waiting fif teen years for a chance to be tested that way, but no blamed conductor has ever overlooked me yet. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMOClutnlneTablets. Drur rtsts refund money If It fal a to cure. E. W. iUO VK'b signature la on each box. 26c. Belief. 'Do you believe in trusts?" "Well," answered Senator Sorghum, with thoughtful deliberation, "they never deceived, me." Washington Star. Mothers will find Mr-. Wlnelow', Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children luring the teething period. Aa Tkelr Shadea Met. "Mr. Aesop, I think you have never net Baron Munchausen. Gentlemen, al low me to present you to each other." "Baron, I am delighted to meet you. I know you quite well by reputation." "Sir 1" Chicago Tribune. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre- er.tstive Business firms. 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Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment of Millions cf Bright Americans is Infallible. They have been Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rate for over Six years. It Is not an Experiment, not an Acci dent or Incident, but a sound, Honest Business, based on Time-Tried-and-Tested Merit, never found wanting. There Is a Reason. Cascarets are the Implacable foe of AU Disease Germs; the Incomparable cleanser, purifier and srrengthener cf the entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exercise on the Bowel Muscles, make them strong and active able to Help Themselves do their work keep themselves clean. Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent Childhood against the Dreadful Death- dealing Dangers that threaten the Lives of the Little Ones. They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely Harmless, always Reliable and Efficient, 51 Represent the sorrlval of the Attest. We have become the largest seed house In the world because our seeds are better than others. Do yoa wish to trrow the most beantiroi nowera ana ine unm "-Ro tables? Plant tbebesteeeoa terry . ISO Hrrd Annual free to all applicants. O. M. FERRY A CO., Detroit, Mloh. BAGS! HAVE YOU EVER USED BEMIS BAGS? See that they are placed on jour next order. We are Manufacturers and Importer! ol WOOL BAGS Wheat Bags, Oat Bags, Barley Bags, Hour Bags, Hop Cloth, Ore Sacks and Burlap of All Kinds. Bags of Burlap and Cotton Manufactured by us. BEMIS BRO. BAG COMPANY, 1508-1514 Colorado Street, SEATTLE, WASH. W. L. Douglas 3 & 3 S H O ES GSSL W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line cannot be equalled at any price. isr i . nnuat MS MM Mrs M, SELLS MORE MEM'S $3. BO SHOES THAN ANY OTHER MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD. i CHI nfin REWARD to anyone who can ! $ I UjUUU disprove this statement. I If I could take you into my three large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you the infinite care with which every pair of shoes Is made, you would realize why W. L. Douglas $3.50 shoes cost more to make, why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater Intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe. W. L. Oouglam Strong Mmdo Shorn for Mmn, S2.BO, $2.00. Boy' School A DrommShoom,S2.BO,$2.$1.7B,$1.BO CAUTION. 'insist upon having .L.l.kig. : las shoes. Take no substitute. None genuine without his name and price stamped on bottom. fast Color tu'lets used ; theq will not wear orassy. Write for Illustrated Catalog. W. 1 DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. P. N. U. No. 12 -06 WHEN Trritins; to advertisers please mention this paper. a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Five Millions of Dollars havo been Spent to make the merits of Cas carets known, and every cent of it would be lost, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship, Patronage and Endorsement of well pleased people year after year. There Is also a Reason Why there are Parasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Bodv of Cas- caret's success Imitators, Counterfeiters, Substitutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascarets of the "Good Will" cf the people, and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid for by Cascarets. A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard of the Purchas ers' Health or Welfare. Beware of the Slick Salesman and his ancient "Just as Good"' story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famous little Ten Cent "Vest Pocket" box Is here) shown. They are never sjld In bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC." Be sure you get the genuine. irTRCE TO OUR FRIENDS! We want to tend to ear friends a bean'lrtj French-designed. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX, hard-enameled in colon. It U a hraoty for the dressing table. Ten cents In stamps is asked as a measure of gwd faith and to cover cost of Cascarets. with which tnVaTTEty trinket Is loaded. . 7 Send to-dav. mentioning this paper. Address Sterling Kcacdj Compaav. Chicago or Hew iota. -4i Hit pii HI Capital 62.5Q(tooo