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Scrofula Few are entirely free from it It may develop so slowly as to cause little If any disturbuuce duriug the whole period of childhood. . It may then produce dyspepsia, catarrh, and marked tendency to consumption, before manifesting itself in much cutaneous erup tion or glandular swelling. It is best to be sure that you are quite free from It, and you can rely on ' Hood's Sarsaparilla to rid you of it radically and permanently. Accept no substitute, but insist on having Hood's. Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses $1. A Cnrefnl Patient. A woman whose throat had troubled her for a long time, says a writer in the Philadelphia Public Ledger, grew Impatient at the slow progress she was making and made complaint to her doctor, who said "Madam, I can never cure you of this throat trouble unless you stop talking, and giva your throat a com plete rest." "But, doctor," objected his patient, "I'm very careful what I say. I nev er use harsh language or anything of that kind." One Way Out. "What?" exclaims the vexed wife. You forgot to get the tickets for the matinee, after we have asked our friends to go with us? O, you dummy! Now, what excuse can we make to them? It is too late to get seats." "Well," stammers the husband, "couldn't we tell them we forgot they were going?" RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY When the joints are sore an Jswollen, and the muscles throbbing with the pain of Rheumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the affected parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment dots good in a way, by temporarily relieving the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no effect on the disease itself, because Rheumatism is more than skin deep ; it is in the blood and cannot be rubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen eral sluggish condition of the system The refuse and waste matters, which bnouiu uecarneu on inrougn tne nar.' ural avenues of bodily waste, are left to sour and form uric acid and other irritating poisons which are ab sorbed by the blood, making it thin, weak and acrid. Then instead of nourishing the different nerves, mus cles, joints and tissues it fills them tvith poison to produce the aches, pains and other disagreeable symp toms of the disease. Rheumatism is usually worse in Winter for the reason that cold and dampness are exciting causes. The nerves become excited and sting with pain, the mus cles are sore and drawn, the joints swollen and stiff and the sufferer lives in intense agony; and 'If the disease is not checked it often leaves its victims helpless cripples for life. Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away but it can be driven from the blood hy S. S. S. Being a perfect blood purifier this great remedy soon pro duces a complete change in the en tire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood through the body nourishes and soothes PURELY VEGETABLE. lor anoincr attack, uo not waste time pet it out of the blood with S. S. S. so will not keep you in continual pain and agony, tisin and any medical advice will be given free. THE SWIFT Get What You Ask For! (SPHERE 13 a Reason- Why the Good People of America buy Cascaret3 aa Fast as the Clock Ticks. Every second some one, somewhere, Is Buying a little Ten-Cent Box of Cas carcts. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 60 times to the Minute, 60 Minutes to the Hour, 3600 Boxes an Hour, 36,000 Boxes a pay of Ten Hours, 1,030,000 Boxes a Monjh. and then some. Think of It 220,000 People take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment cf Millions cf Bright Americans is Infallible. They have teen Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rate for over Six years. It Is net an Experiment, not an Acr-1-dent or Incident, but a sound. Honest Business, based on Time-Trif d-and.Tes!cd Merit, never found wailing. There U a Reason. Cascarets are the implacable fee cf All Diseare Grrms; the incomparable cleanser, purifier and rtrrngthener of the entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exer-ise on the Bowel Muscles, make them strong and active able to Help Themselves do their work keep themselves clean. Cascarets are the taJe-fiard of Innocent Childhood against the Dreadful Death dealing Ding-rs that threaten the Lives cf the Little Ones. They are Purely Ver-t-ib'e. at-soluleV Harmless, always ReliaHa and Ffficicr.t. Mnrrtaire an Institution. The historical facta concerning mar rlngeasan institution are probably only vaguely known to the majority of peo ple, most of whom would doubtless be surprised to learn that the Institution, as we know it to-day, Is less than 500 years old. Histories of the marriage ceremony show that it was not solem nized in church as a religious rite until the time of Pope Innocent III., A. D. 110S, and was not considered a sacra ment until 1443. Deafness Cannot Be Cured bv lora! applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. Heie isonlyoiie way 10 cure dea. hush, ami that in by constitu tional remedies. JieafntiBS is cauH' 1 by au in ilamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is fiillamed you nave a rumbling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and thi&tube re -toied to its normal SSXSS;!f Forth bridge, near Queenspring. la which is nothing but au inllawed condition of ineinucou surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Jx-afni ss (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for Circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Pold by PrugHiBtii, 75c. Hail's Family l'ills are the best. SUter Liked Him. "Have you any reason to believe that your sister likes me, Willie?" "Course she does. Just yesterday I heard her say, 'Nobody could help likin' the dear old easy mark.' " Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Drep One. The Ardent Elephant Your beauty 13 skin-deep, darling. Miss Hippo Oh, you wicked flatter er! Puck. While at work for the F. C. & P. E. It. In the swampy rejrion, I contracted Rheumatism and was completely help, less for about four months and spent over $150.00 with doctors, but g-ot worse every day, and finally quit them and be eanB.8,8. I took a few bottles and was cured Bound und well. My health Is now splendid, and I -weigh 175 pounds. There is a lady living: near me who is now taking1 S. S. S. for acuta Rheumatism. For two months she could not turn herself in bed, but since beg-in-ninsr your medicine about three weeks afro has improved rapidly, and is now able to sit up. I can recommend S. S. S, to all suffering- from Hheumut ism. Ulah.N. C. 8. C. LASS1TEB. T was severely troubled with Rheuma tism, x naa it in my knees, leg's and anklos, and any one who has ever had Rheumatism knows how excruciating the pain is and how it interferes with one at work. I was truly in bad shap-having- been bothored with it for ten years, off and on. A local physician ad vised me to use S. S. S. I did so. After taking- two bottles I noticed the sore ness and pain were g-reatly reduced. I continued the medicine and was thor oughly cured; all pain, soreness and in flammation g-one. I recommend S. S. S. to all Rheumatio sufferers. J. L. AONEW, 803 E. Greenbrier St. Mt. Vernon, O. is made pure and rich, and as it roes the irritated nerves, eases the throb- j Ling muscles, and dissolves and carries out of the system the irritating particles in the joints which are keeping up the pain and inflammation. S. S. S. cures: Rheumatism permanently, and in addi tion tones up the digestion and stimu lates the different members of the body to their full duty so there is no cause trying to rub Rheumatism away, but , that the cold and dampness of Wintei ' Special book on Rheuuia- SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Five Millions of Dollars have been Spent to make the merits of Cas carets known, and every cent of it would be lost, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship, Patronage and Endorsement of well pieaoed people year after year. There Is also a Reason V.'hy there are Farasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas caret's success Imitators, Counterrciters, Substitutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rcb Cascarets of the "Good Will" cf tha people, and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid for by Cascarets. A Dirhcrest Turpe means a Dishcrest Product and a Disregard cf the Purchas ers' Health cr Welfare. Beware cf the Siick Salesman and his ancient "Jurt as CcoJ" story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets ate rr.aJecnlyby the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famous little Ten Cent "Vest Focket" box is hero shown. They are never sold in bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC.,r Be aare you get the genuine. rrrRCE to our friends! We want to wA to ecr frlenis a t-antifcl FrerKlMJi-rr.cfi. GOLD PLATLi) n.NOM BOX. nir.1-rr.aTled in colors, it it a braa'y fur the dtris.tr. Utir. Trn certs in stamps is s. krd as a Bifatctjct fndfa'Mi aaC to cover cflstot Cascarets. with vv.-iti'. inii lii,ty trinket is &Kd. y Stil to-day, irvritkTiir this paper. AfftfrrM Sterns KcsicCr ttujuay, Ciutasa ut Itw loiib The town of Lovelocks, in Nevada, ran so short of fuel one day that resi dents had to pull down some of their buildings and burn the materials. The mercury was 150 degrees below. The heat developed by the firing of heavy guns is remarkable. During some recent tests a gun that had been fired, seventy-five times melted solder placed upon the case, indicating a temperature of 000 degrees F. The longest bridge In the world is that crossing the Danube, at Czerna voda, with a length of 12,705 feet; fol- iv..lni .,v- l.v tl f'alvournn hnv brldip ! l0VlVa ntxt bi tile GaUeston bay oriole , in Taxiih. wllli 11.1!7 fiwt. The Firtn Scotland, ranks eighth, and the Brook lyn bridge ninth. The world's three largest bridge spans are those of the Niagara bridge, the Khlno bridge neiir Bonn, and the Uhine bridge near Dus seldorf. Making little wire cages for grass hoppers is a regular business in Italy, i The insect Is regarded as lucky, and if one can be kept alivo in the cage for a mouth it is believed that the year j will be prosperous. The superstition arose from this incident. A cardinal of the Medici family invited a bishop to dlhe with him In his garden. The cardinal handed the bishop a glass of wine. A grasshopper fell from a tree Into the wine, and the bishop did not. drink It The wine was afterwards 1 found to have been poisoned. The woodcock has been known to carry away her young when threaten ed with danger. She places them on Iter spread feet, pressing them between the toes and the breast. A naturalist says many woodcocks also carry their young down to marshy grounds In the " ' evening, reiurning oeiore aawn. in fact, they have no means of feeding their young except by carrying them to their food, for they cannot convey their food to them. The nests are usually in dry, heathery woods, and ' the young birds require plenty of mois- ture There is a law on the statute books of England designed for the protection of the persecuted male sex which no man has ever had the courage to in-j voke. It was nassed durinsr the re lira, of Queen Elizabeth, when Parliament solemnly enacted that "any woman who, from that date would deceive or cajole Into matrimony any of the sub jects of her majesty, by the use of false hair or any other thing false in connection with her body, or by the use of paints or cosmetics, would Ie punished as for fraud and deceit, with Intent to cause harm." A remarkable story of life saving by a dog is told at Innsbruck. Two per sons were ascending Mount Stipo, which has an altitude of nlout (S.100 feet. Near the top a dog attracted their attention by his plaintive cries and his obvious efforts to Induce them to follow him. The two travelers took the road Indicated by the dog. The animal kejvt In front, and led them to a narrow ravine, at the Ixittoin of which they found llerr Hugoot, profes sor In the f.yceo of Lubeek, lying dan gerously Injured by a fall while searcning lor minora logical specimens. Both legs were fractured. A Frenchman found a way of In-at Ing the game at Monte Carlo. He went to a roulette table and tlirew down upon the red ?1.2"i0 In notes pinned together. Black turned up, but before the croupier could gather In the notes the Frenchman snatched them up and made a rush for the door, exclaiming dramatically as he passed out: "My children's bread? Never, never There was a burst of laughter from the astonished spectators, and gruff ex clamations from the officials; but they did not follow him, and ho was allow ed to go free with the money. The plan, unfortunately, would work only once. It has not sufficient continuity to make a "system." A CHINESE CINDERELLA'S SHOE. The picture herewith presented is from a photograph of one of the shoes worn by Mrs. t'hu Nan, a Chinese woman who recently canto Into putdlc notice by her heroic escape from Phil adelphia's Chinatown, where she hail hctui imprisoned for six years. The hoo U three and seven-eighth inches in length and the upper part N of the finest oriental silk. Although Mrs Chu Nan's feet made escape fr,m her detested surroundings a dllTii-uU un dertaking, she accomplished It, uIng nn ax to cut Iter way to freedom. She reached New York in safety and was sent home to China ly some wealthy Chinese women of that cltv. That l.llllr 'Word !'. Nell -Oh. lie's n pay Itli.irl.v trios to flirt with all th, jirftty He In nr ftroet. I'.olk I've soon lilni trjl' to flirt with yon, Vk t'atliolio St.niilanl :i ikI Tinns. Tli jonr leavo ninny !N Inj: war on n man ns w un.ls tLat arc m-civiil hi Itatt'.c Is It Your Own Hair? Do you pin your hat to your own hair? Can't do it? Haven't enough hair? It must be you do not know Ayer's Hair Vigor ! Here's an intro duction! May the acquaint ance result in a heavy growth of rich,thicV,glossyhair! And we know you'll never be gray. " I think that Ayer" Hair Vigor li the mot wonderful lmlrKrower that wan ever made. I have uhp'I It for some time and I can truth fully nay that I am greatly pleaaril with It. I cheerfully r"vmm"nrl it as a splendid prepa ration!. jniHH v. jiuucK, vt&ytaua, mien. I A Made b7 J. C. A . Ayr Co., Lowell, llui. suunicturers or SARSAPARILLA. PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. u uers A Good Club. "The weather man said it would rain to-day and I am glad I carried my um brella." "But it didn't rain at all to-day." "I know it didn't, but I met the weather man on the street and I used the umbrella to swat him good and hard." Philadelphia Tress. For forty years Piso's Cure for Con sum ption fins cured eouehs and colds. At druggists. Price 23 cents. From Pi if to Pork. Passerby Is that your pork down there on the road, guv'nor? Farmer Pork ! What d'ye mean? , There's a pig o' mine out there. i r it, v... i - Passerby Ah, but there's a motor car Just been by. London Punch. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE, ... olmMp, . - v Y fo . free samj.le of Allen's Koot-Eaee. It cures "eUn,. hot swollen, aching lL"al aewortiftht shops emv. A certain cure lor corns, inRrowingnailii and bunions. Aildrug- gists sell it. 25c. 1'ou't accept any substitute. Second-iiand. Ascum Why, I thought Crlbber one ' the wittiest comedians on the vaudeville stage. Apparently you didn't like the sort of jokes he uses. Keedit Oh, but I do. That's why I couldn't laugh at him. He and I seem to read the same Joke papers. Philadelphia Tress. TO CUIIK A COM) IN' OXK DAY Take I.AX ATI VR HliOMOQuinlneTal'lets. Drut; trixts r-fuml money If It fal s to enr.. B. V. (jliu Yi-'S signature Is on a jh box. 2oc. Tito Realistic. Mrs. Gnswell la your niece still do ing art work? Mrs. Sudden-Clympr Yes. indeed. The other day she painted a bunch 'of golden rod so lifelike and natural that it gives me the hay fevpr every time I look at it. Ohie.iKO Tribune. llndn't nnrnt Mnoh. Elderly Kelative (to schoolgirl) Amanda, you are looking pale. You must not he too ambitious. Tell nie the truth, now : haven't you been burn ing the midnight oil? Miss Amanda (her paleness all gone) Why, yes, nuntle. Hut but not much ; we turned the lamp down very low indeed. Detroit News. Ml firr 'I 1 V V. Mk. ft-tnwniii-iiwinr'. ii Mm i muimiiJ rS t li yftValnirnini - T.ito ". -vV--'?. f fniui i-rir;'rii-- Jfo Batlneai, The friend of a young physician started for a little western town and promised to telegraph If the settlement appeared to be a good opening in the medical line. Some weeks later the physician received the following mes age: "Come at once. All's well." To which the physician responded: "What's the use of coming if all's rvell? I had better locate where they're 1I sick." A OUATtANTEKI) (.THE FOK. PILES, fthlne, III ml, H'ei-Mlntf, Protruding Piles. Irn? ir'tttH arc auth'rl-l to refund mum? if l'.AJ (JiS i.dE I fa 1h tucure In 5 to H days. 60c. Thorough, "I hear," said one financier, "that Mr. Rockefeller is bathing his feet in the early morning dew to benefit liis health." "Yes," replied the other. "Having gotten all there is out of oil, he is going to try water." Washington Star. flTQ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness ll 10 aftPrfirstday'suRPoflJr.Kllne'sOrpatNprve Restorer. Send for Free 2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr.lt. U. Kline, Ltd., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. At the Hotel.' Guest Didn't I telegraph for the best room in the house? Clerk Yes, sir. Guest Why didn't you save it for me? Clerk I've already given the best room in the house to fifty people to night, and I thought you wouldn't like to be crowded. Cleveland Leader. Mother will find M". Window's Soothing Fyrup the best remedy touse for their children duriDg the teething i iriod. Modern Advertising;. First Actress Have you had your diamonds stolen lately? , Second Actress No; I quit that sev eral years ago. First Actress What's your game now? 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As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most bentlicialiy upon the system, the remedv'has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a' fact well worth con sidering i:i making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRUP OF FIGS is a remedy cf known quality and excellence, and approved bv physicians that has led to its use bv so many millions of well informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. Every family s'houlJ have a bettle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the genuine byrup ct higs is for sale in bottles of one sLv only, by all reputable druggists and that full name of the company California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on the front of every package. Regular price, oc per bettle. AiFQRNiA fi& Syrup 5kh Frircco. CI CURES WHk ALL IL&f f AILS. Beet CoiiKb Syrup. Tauten Good. 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For your information, therefore, we z'wc for the present an approximate price upon a 12x16 Throttling Atlas Engine, rane 43 OO Horse Power of S350.00 Thi? includes engine complete with band wheel, governor, throttle valve, and all regular trim mings and represents the price delivered f. o, b. cars factory', or, if in ftock at our Agencies at an) of the following points. Norfolk, Va. Minneapolis, Minn. Anderson, S. C. Omaha, Neb. Augusta. Ga. New Orleans, La. Montgomery, Ala. Greensboro, N. C, Pes Moines, Iowa Memphis, Tenn. Birmingham, Aia. Leavenworth, Kas. Joplin, Mo. Little Rock, Ark. Shreveport, La. Ft. Smith, Ark. New Bern, N. C. Jacksonville, Fla. Athens, Ga. Atlas Ekcine Works Selling arencies infirm?, INDIAKAPOLI8 P. N. U. No. 806 VVTIJEN' wrllirnf to dvcrli3crs please if mention tills piiper. (q':. 1 . T', '7. , .... . .... j' ' - 1 kiHi "llnVWii rn ' fir I Ml i5n rM :v:-;i p4 "' llft Sw Ycrk.fr.Y.