Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, February 08, 1906, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextCAUGHT BY THE GRIP RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA Pneumonia f o'lowed La Grippe Pe-ru-na ine icemedy That Brought Relief. Mr. T. Jiamecott, West Aylnier, On tario, Can., writes: "LaBt winter I waa ill with pneu monia after having la grippe. I took Peruna for two months wlien I became quite well, and I can say that any one can be cured by it in a reasonable time and at little expense." Systemic Catarrh, the Result of La Grippe. Pe-ru-na Receives Credit for Present Good Health. f Mrs. Jennie W. Gilmore, Box 44, White Oak, Ind. Ter., writes: "Six years ago I had la grippe, which was followed by systemic catarrh. The only thing I uBed was Peruna and Manalin, and I have been in better health the last three years than for years before. I give Peruna all the credit' for my good health." Pe-ru-na A Tonic After La Grippe. Mrs. Chas. E. Wella, Sr., Delaware Ohio, writes: '-'After a severe attack of la grippe, I took Peruna and found it a very good tonic." "Most Effective Medicine Ever Tried for La Grippe." Bobt. L. Madison, A. M., principal of Cullowhee high school, Painter, N. C, is chairman of the Jackson county board of education. Mr. Madison says: "I am hardly ever without Peruna in my home. It is the most effective medicine that I have ever tried for la grippe." Mrs. Jane Gift, Athens, 0., writes: "I had la grippe very bad. My hus band bougnt Peiuna f ir me. In a very ehort time I saw improvement and was Boon able to do my work." Suffered Twelve Years From After Effects i of La Grippe. Mr. Victor Patneaude, 828 Madison St., Topeka, Kan., member of Knighta and Ladies of Security, writes: 'Twelve years ago I had a severe at tack of la grippe and I never really re covered my health and strength but grew weaker every year until I was un able to work. "Two years ago I began using Peruna and it built up my strength so that in a couple of months I was able to go to work again. ' "This winter I had another attack of la grippe, but Peruna scon drove it out of my system. "My wife and I consider Peruna a household remedy." The Matter of Allowance. "My dear," whispered the young man, "as wc are so soon to be married we should take a practical view of life and profit by the mistakes of others. For Instance, there is the subject of a regular allowance every week for spending money, you know." "Oh, I've thought of that," she re plied, sweetly. "Have you?" "Yes, indeed? hundreds and hun dreds of times; and lately I haven't thought of much else." "Eh?" "Yes, Your income is $2,000, isn't It?" "Yes; I want It to go as far as pos sible toward your happiness." "Of course. Well, I've talked It over with mamma and she thinks an allow ance of $1 a week will be plenty." "Indeed?" "Oh, yes. You can walk to the office, you know, and carry your lunch, you know, and so you can use the whole dollar for cigars and neckties and things." Judge. Cares far Colda. "Coal oil will knock any cold silly,' said C. C. Warren. "The Idea of drink ing coal oil may seem repugnant to some esthetic tastes, ' but one table- spoonful will fix the business for the most stubborn cold In head or body. I "Turpentine is another fine thing for general conditions. I firmly be- lleve that if a man will take fifteen 1 to twenty . drops of turpentine in sugar once every two months he will never be really sick. It's an internal j Turkish bath in effect, and leaves the j system thoroughly cleansed and In good 6hape to take on new strength, j There's no excuse for a cold, and it's a dangerous thing to pass by." Balti more News. RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warning; Note Callinar the Wicked to Repentance. C OMPLIMENT is frequently an investment The false may be firm, but they cannot be faith ful. The' light of liberty falls when the light of law falls. The only plums you cnu digest are those you deserve. A hot scolding never made a warm meeting Christ fulfilled the law by filling it full of love. True self-respect is never built" on comparisons. No enemy can come so near that God Is no nearer1. A Noah in the nenghborhood will not keep you dry. . An aim in life Is little good without some powder. There are no private cars on the Heavenly road. , ' A storm? life Is almost sure to find a serene death. Delays in dealing with duty cause our difficulties. -., The soul can never find its susten ance In ceremonies. It is easy to be liberal where our lusts are concerned. Sending a child for liqruor is putting blm to Satan's school. Wherever there Is room for sorrow there is room for the Savior. Why don't the men who hate the church move where here are none. f7jJU..U.4..!.jW.M PI --. mi WHENI All (ISC FAILS. RT U Bast Cough Srrap. Tui uowf. Da rf Y Intlms. Bold br druKitl.t. KM . Jat Ilovr It Happened. Mother What! Fighting again? Such a black eye! If you'd only follow the lead of the minister's little boy Tommy Aw, I did try ter roller hi lead, but lie led again wid his left an dat's where he biffed me. Philadelphia Press. Deafness Cannot Be Cured ' . by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. 1 tiere Is only one way to cure dea.uess, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Leafneslsi:ausf-dby an in flamed condition of tbe mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be ta.en out and this tube re ,toied to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever: Dine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but an inflamed condition of thtrinucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafisrsg (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, bend for circulars, free. T. J. CHENEY Si CO.. Tolado. n Bold by Druggists, 75c. Ball's Family 1'llla are the best. Waatlna- No Tine. "Yes," said tbe friendly critic, handing back the manuscript, "that's quite a good sonnet. Why don't you mail it to the Hycult Magazine?" "Mail it?" cried the struggling young poet, "I'm going to telegraph it." Cath olic Standard and Times. CITQ Permanently Cured. JTofltsor nerronnnr-ss '1 10 afterflrHtday'suseofDr.Klina'sGM-at-Ncrve Restorer. Hpnd for Free 112 trial bottleand treatise. lir.K.H. Kline, Ltd., Ml Arch St.. Philadelphia, fa. Unrepentant. Visitor But there is an essential dif ference between right and wrong. Convict Oh, there wouldn't have been so much difference if I had had a good lawyer. Puck. Mothers will find Mr-. Winslow's Soothing Pyrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething juried. The British empire ia sixteen times larger than all the French dominions, and forty times greater than the Ger man empire. Why Refer to Doctors MODERN WORKER OF MIRACLES. Ix Ap- The Spoils of War. Benevolent Old Lady (to little boy In street Why,, why, litle boy, how did you ever get such a black eye? Small Boy Me and Sammy Jones was flghtln" for a apple In school, an he smashed me. Benevolent Old Lady Dear, dear! and which glutton got the apple? Small Boy Teacher, ma'am. Har per's Weekly. Tiot Ambition (or Father. A New Hampshire man who had at various times been a candidate for public office, says the Boston Herald, has a small son about 6 years of age. Tbe Herald says 6 years, and that part of the story Is probably as true as the rest The lad, who had been meditating upon the uncertainties of kingly ex istence, asked his mother: "If the King of England should die, who would be king?" "The Trlnce of Wales." "If the Frince of Wales should die, who would be king?" Ills mother endeavored to explain, but the boy, with a deep breath, said: "Well, anyway, I hope pa won't try for It." Running- No Rlak. , Hnrdup I'll never go to that res taurant again. The last time I was there a man got my overcoat and left ! his in its place. 1 Weloff But the proprietor wasn't to blame, was he? "No, but I might meet the other man." Tales. Soot. "Sla," said Tommy, as be puzzled over the paper, "what does the 'black hand' mean?" "I don't know, my son," replied bit mother, "but I know what two black hands mean." "What?" "That your father has been trying to clean out the furnace." CATAMffl ANNOYING-DANGEROUS Catarrh is usually regarded as nothing more serious than a bad cold or Blight inflammation of the inner skin and tissues of the head and throat, when it is, in fact, not only a vexatious and troublesome disease, but a com plicated and dangerous one. It is true that Catarrh usually begins with a cold in the head, but when the poisons, which are thrown off through the Secretions, hnd their way into the blood, it becomes a constitutional trouble that affects all parts of the body. It has more annoying and disgusting symp toms than any other disease. There is a sickening and offensive discharge irom me nostrils, a constant buzzing noise in the ears, headaches and pains in the eyes are frequent, while filthy, tenacious matter drops back into the throat requiring continual hawking and spitting, and in certain stages of the disease the breath has an odor that is very offensive. Catarrh is worse in Winter, because the cold weather closes the pores and glands, and the pois ons and unhealthy vapors which should pass oil that way are thrown back on the tender linings and tissues, causing the inflammation which starts the unhealthy secretions to be ab sorbed by the blood. When the blood becomes diseased with this catarrhal matter all kinds of complications may be looked for. As the blood circu lates through the body the foul mat ter finds its way into the stomach, ruining the digestion and producing chronic Dyspepsia, or Catarrh of the stomach. It also affects the Kidneys, Bladder and other members of the body, while the general health is weak ened, appetite lost and the patient feels despondent and half sick all the time. But worst of all, if the trouble is not checked the lungs become diseased from the constant passage of poisoned blood through them, and Catarrh terminates in Consumption, the most fatal of all diseases. You cannot get.rid of Ca tarrh by treating it with sprays, washes, inhalations, etc., because they only reach the membranes and tissues, while the real cause of the trouble is in the blood. These relieve the annoying symptoms for a time, but the poison is all the while getting a stronger hold on the sj-stem and when they are left off will manifest itself in worse form than before. S. S. S. is the greatest of all blood purifiers, and when it lias cleansed the blood, this pure, rich stream circulates through the body, carrying healthful properties to the diseased parts. Then the inflamed membranes and tissues begin to heal, the dis charges cease, the general condition of the system is strengthened, everyone of the annoying and disgusting symp toms pass awav. and the patient is left in perfect health. S. S. S. is the best remedy for Catarrh. It goes right into the blood and removes all effete matter and catarrhal poison and cures the dis ease permanently, and atthesametime builds up the entire system by its fine tonic effect. S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remed3 non-in jui ious to the sys tem and a certain, reliable cure for Catarrh. Catarrh sufferers will find our I free consulting department helpful in advising local treatment to be used JriUx 5. S. S. It la the Mother Who Can Fl parent ly Hopeleaa Thlnara. "My mother can always fix things. She's a regular magician," said a boy perplexed by one of the "insoluble" dif ficulties of a schoolboy's life. The mother could hardly have a better claim to admiration from her son. In deed, half a woman's business is "fix ing things" which at first sight seem beyond repair or contrivance. The skill of mothers in setting things right Is a combination of ingenuity, or iginality, courage, patience, and that wisdom born of love, "Never call a thing impossible until you have tried it yourself," is the wise mother's mot to. "Tom will have to leave college," said Tom's father to Tom's mother In the middle of Tom's sophomore year. "He's can't seem to keep up with his class, and though he makes new resolutions to brace up every week, they all come to naught" "Tom leave college? Our Tom give up his first battle? Oh, I don't think that will happen," said his mother. So she thought and thought and when tho next week came she was up early, and before 8 o'clock Monday morning was sitting in her son's room at college. "Now, Tom," she said, "I'm going to see If we can't save the day. I shall simply sit here from 8 o'clock in the morning until 5 o'clock In the after noon. You will study meantime many things which I do not understand. But I think you will find it easier to study because I am here, and you certainly will not fail to get up in season to re ceive the mother's call !" Tom looked a little ashamed, a little dazed and a little pleased; but in two months the talk about his leaving col lege was a matter of the past, and his degree was secure. So the mother had Justified herself as a worker of inira cles. Youth's Compnnlon. In Her Line. "In this morning's paper," remark ed the new boarder, "I noticed an ad vertisement about "a good cotton duck.' Now, what's a cotton duck ?" "Give , It up," replied Starboard. "If it was an India rubber chicken, Mrs. Starvem might tell, us something about It" Philadelphia Press. For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure for Consumption. It is a good cough meaicine. At druggists, price za cents. Kasy Enough. "Well," pondered the new answers-to-correspondents editor, "I wonder how to answer this. Here's a sub scriber who wants to know what's a good thing to take Ink stains out of white flannel." "That's easy," replied the sporting editor, "a pair of scissors." Philadel phia Press. To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 2ftc. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, he Roy, N. Y. Jnat Like a Woman. It was 2 o'clock In the morning when he staggered up the stairs. "Here you come at last!" exclaimed his better half. "I've worried myself half to death over your absence." "Well, if that ain't (hie) jus' like a woman," he replied. "They only (hie) half do things." Blood Humors Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives, eczema or salt rheum, or some other form of erup tion: but sometimes they exist in the system, indicated by feelings of weakness, languor, loss of appetite, or general debility, without causing any breaking out. Hood's Sarsaparilla expels tbem, renovates, strengthens and tones the whole system. This is the testimony of thousands annually. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is peculiar to itself. Accept no substitute, but insist on having Hood's and get it today. Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. Because we make medicines for them. We give them the formula for Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and they prescribe it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, consumption. They trust it. Then you can afford to trust it. Sold for over 60 years. " Ayr's Chflrry Pectoral is a rermwij that should be In ever? home. I have nsfd a great deal of it for hard couth" and colds, and I know what a splendid rn1icine It is. lean not recommend It ton highly." MA&K E. Couch, Hyde Park, Mass. luet '. 0. Aywr Co., Lowell, Haas. manufitoturers or yers SARSAPARILLA PILLS. HAI8 VIGOR. Ayer's Pills Pectoral in aid the Cherry breaking up a cold. CLASSIFI ED ADVERTISING Beprespnt the survival of the Attest. We nave Decome ine largest set-a nouse in me world because our seeds are better than others. Do you wisb to (row the most Deaotinu nowers and tne unest vege- tablesT riant the bestseetw ierry 's. 190 Heed Annual free to all applicants. D. M. FERRY A CO., Detroit, Mich. Several jtsarn airo my blood waa bad and I had in addition a dreadful case of Catarrh. Sly nose waa stopped up, I had headaches, ringing: noisee in my eara and felt unfit for work. I com menced the use of S. S. S. on the recom mendation of a friend, and in a ehort time it cured me sound and well. It put my blood in Rood condition and X have never had the slightest return of the Catarrh aince that time. GEO. D. CARR. No. 209 Edgar St. Kvanaviile, Ind. sv a: m PURELY VEGETABLE. Grrea t"hr aant herauma Ki hlblrrd. Green chrysanthemums were exhib its! at a flower show In Cseor THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATIANTA, GA gn A Scared Lion. In the familiar stories of the unarm ed man and the Hon, it Is not the for mer who trifles with tbe situation. There is a sort of poetic Justice, there fore, in the following Incident reported by the New York Press. A group of loungers were discussing the recent es cape of a lion at one of the summer parks Just outside of Newark, and one expressed his belief that it must have been something of a scare. "Scarel" echoed a man connected with the park. "I should say It was a scare. The people made such a din I was afraid the poor old fellow would die of fright before we couid get him back to bis cage. "We found him hiding behind a tree, and it was ten minutes before we could induce him to face that yell ing mob and get back to where he knew he was safe." He Is the gentlest old fellow in the world, and never would have wandered out hnd he not been frightened by the man who fell into the cage from the cycle whirl above. Of course that upet him, and when he saw the door open he uat urally ran out "Then the people made such a no se that his one idea was to flee. The more he ran the more they yelled, and when we did get him back it was hours before be stopped trembling. "It was a shame to scare the poor old fellow like that." Perfectly Suitable. Clymber (to valet) Now, John, when the guests are here to-night I shall call you Jean. Valet Very well, sir; and what shall I call you? "Oh, you blockhead " , "Very well, sir; anything you say." Familie-.Tournal. Matter of Birth. Western Man I suppose any man can get into New York's "400" if he has enough money. Eastern Man If he made it himself he can't; If he inherited it he can. Don't Get Wet! TOWER'S SLICKERS will keep you dry as nothing else will, because -they are the product of the best materials and seventy years' experi-' ence in manufacturing. !! W BRASS A. J. TOWER CO. Boston, U.S.A. townt CAKASIAH CO., Ltd. Toronto, Caa. ast Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre sentative Business Firms. PHOTO KL'PPMKSi Kodak dereloplnaranii print ing; write for prices. Woodard, Clarke 4 Co. MAGIC LAITIERNS WeistPr Co., Portland. Lowe-H prices on. Lanterns and Slldt s. i ELASTIC HDSIEBY; 8uppor;ers, Braces: Knit to Fit ; free mgaboretnent blanks: Woodard, Clarke. HORSES of all kinds for sale at Very reasonable prices. Inquire 276 Iront St. TRUSSES sent omaj p-ovat; we piarantP fit in most difficult cases; Voodard, Ciurke A Co. SWEET PEAS Setld lArfor pekjr. aiwUt Fair Gold Medai peas. J. J. Buwtr, 1W Front street ARTIFICIAL EYEfe; eyery shade and t-npe; as- . sortiuent sent on approval; W oodard, C.urke Co : CREAM SEPAJtA.TOR.S-We mararrtee the TJ. 8. Separator to be lhe best. Write or free cata og. Hazelwood Co., Fifth and Oak. MEN'S CLOTHING "Buffum & Pendleton, sole bk n.s Alfred Benjamin correct clothes. 'Evrry--thing In men's furn shines. . Morrison and Suith streets. Opposite postoilice. , FREE LAND IS OREGON u' der the Carey Irri gation act. Peed d rect from slut. Write today. Booklet and map free. B. . Cooke is. Co., -it Alder street, Portia; d, Oregon. FQCLTRY FOOD If you want your hens to lay more egps write us for tree particulars atMiut rl BIN A POULTRY IEEDS Acme .Mills Co.; Portland, Oregon. TAILORS C'o'.umbla Woolen Mills Co.. Portland, Ore. Ijitesi style clothes made to measure cheap. Oursell measurement system insures per ect tit. Write for free samples and prices. PIANOS A ORGANS Oldf st piano house on Pa rife coast. Organs and I'ianoi on easy pivments. Write for list. Let us quote you a price. Allen Ss liilbert-Ramakur Co., Finland, Oie,'on. P. N. U. No. 6-06 WHEN writing: to adYertisen please mention this paper. . Oregon Herbs Specific for till Kidney imd Bladder troubles. Cures BACKACHE. Frieeduc. Trial size snt by mail lor 10c. in stumps. Send today. 20?4 Third St. Human Hair Goo Is Switches, Io-npa''0'ir!i, Men's Toupei s and W iirs; best quality; lowest prices; fend for tree price Tst; mail order a specialty. Par s Hair fctore, 30 Washington t-t. Est 1S8. WANTED A bright man with team in yourcoun ty. Steady work and good wages to right man. References required. For par ticulars address KOCH V. T. CO. Box X Winona, Minrr, Still Worn. Illm What makes you look bo mis erable? Her Why, do I look mlsernble? Illm Yes ; you look na If your worst enemy had Just been happily mar ried. Her Oh, It's ever no much worse than that She has Just been happily divorced. i V' i&JfMtffMki & tri k&wi immmmm of mm mmmmf wm mm Mm mmi mm . mm mm :v ' is TT TIVE or ME LAXA' nownQhamt There are two classes of remedies: those of known qual ity and which are permanently beneficial in effect, acting gently, in harmony with nature, when nature needs assist ance; and another class, composed of preparations of unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo rarily, but injuriously, as a result of forcingthe natural functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of the remedies of known quality andexcellence is the ever pleasant Syrup of Figs, manufactured bv the California Fig Syrup Co., which represents the active principles of ants, known to act most beneficially, in a pleasant svrup. which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to con bute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor. It is the remedy all remedies to sweeten and refresh and cleanse the system gently and naturally, and to assist one in overcoming consti pation and the many ills resulting therefrom. Its active princi ples and quality are known to physicians generally, and the remedy has therefore met with their approval, as well as with W'St'iii thf favor nf m 1 n V millinnc rf tiral! infnrmn.l lurrnni t-n... Of their own Personal knowlertcrp anA from artnnl Pvnpripncd fM'M that it is a most excellent laxative remedy We do not claim that i m tun. an iiiainn.1 jt ma, uuk i ccuiiiiiic nu ii tut wiiai ii icany represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence, containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character. There are two classes of purchasers: those who are informed to the quality of what they buy and the reasonsfor the excellence of articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go elsewhere when a dealer offers an imitation of any well known article; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know, and who allow themselves to be imposed upon. They cannot expect its beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy. To the credit of the druggists of the United States be it said hat nearly all of them value their reputation for professional integrity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer imitations of the Genuine Syrup of Figs manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and in order to buy the genuine article and to get its beneficial effects, one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. rlainly printed on the iront or every package, frice, 50c per bottle. One size only. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color snore roods brighter and faster colors than any other dre. One 10c package colors silk. ool and cotton equally ell and ls aranteed to rv perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at 10c a package. rit (or free bookivt how to dc. leach and sou colors. MONROE DRUG CO- UniomiUc Missouri.