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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1906)
Eruptions The only way to get rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanse the blood, improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsapariila Which has cured thousands. Polite Freslimaa. I When young M eagles took the tr.ilnj for Harvard his father said: "Asi soon as you find out let me know if you have passed your entrance exam inations." Two days later, In the midst of making a heavy deal, he received the following telegram: "Yea. J. Mea sles, Jr." Quite preoccupied and puzzled, he telegraphed hack: "Yes, what?" The well trained son wired back: "Yes, sir." Judge. Judging by a Scire Sign. "How do you know that that couple is married?" "They ride on my car every day." "Oh, then you are acquainted with them?" "No; hut she always pays the car fare." Houston (Texas) Post. An article published la a newspaper of Hungary recently led to thirteen duels, iu all of which members of the editorial force took part. Tolatol Wat friable to Answer. Once, In Moscow, near the Porovltch skala gate, he (Count Tolstoil, saw a persistent beggar, asking alms, who exclaimed: "A little penny, brother, in the name of Christ." A police olllcer approached; he was young, martial, and wrapped in the regulation sheepskin. At sight of him the beggar tied, hobbling away in fright and haste. "Is it possible," said Tolstoi to him self, "that people are forbidden to ask charity, In Chrlsfu iame in a Chris tian land!" "Brother," he said to the policeman, "can you read?" "Yes," said the officer, politely," for Tolstoi has a grand air. "Have you read the Bible?" "Yes." "And do you remember Christ's or ders to feed the hungry?" and he ci ted the words. The policeman was ev idently troubled; he turned to his ques tioner and asked: "And you, sir you can read?" "Yea, brother." "And have you read the police regu lations?" "Yes, brother." "And do you remember that begging In the main streets is forbidden?" The prophet found no answer ready. Success Magazine. Norway's shipping is exceeded in ton nage only by Eugland's, Germany's and France's. Opals are so soft when first taken from the mines that pieces can U picked off with the fingers. RAM'S HORN BLA8T3. Waralna; Note Calling; the Wickad to Kcpentance. O raise the fallen is to reach His face. God's will for all Is the good-will of all. Sympathy does not depend on a syllogism. You can exor cise evil by the exercise of good. The only Joy you can keep is that you scatter. Every good deed helps make a track for others. A divine price must be paid for heav nly peace. Wise men never hesitate to look In lowly places. Our purposes are often the results of God's plans. Heaven's doors swing open every time a baby smiles. You can keep thoughts out, but you I cannot keep them in. Heralds of the greatest events have been amongst the lowly. They who welcome new truth never have to wait long for It. It is likely to be the faith more than the food that makes the feast. How Many Birthdays ? You must have had sixty at least! What? Only forty? Then it must be your gray hair. Ayer's Hair Vigor stops these frequent birthdays. It gives all the early, deep, rich color to gray hair, and checks falling hair. And it keeps the scalp clean and healthy. " T win greatly troubUd with dandruff which produced a moit dl.aereenble Itching of the oalp. I tried Ayer'a lialr Vieor and the dan druff oon disappeared. My Imlr aluo Hopped falling nut until now I ha a splendid head ot hair." DAVID C. Kinne, rialnOeld.CoDn. AT Chi by J. O. Ay.r Co., LoweU, All ao manufacturer, of f SARSAPAWLU. PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. tiers I At Dlaaa'Taataare. "You say Congressmen are at a dis advantage in dealing with the railways?" asked the indignant citizen. "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum, "they are at a disadvantage." "For what reason?" "Well, you see, Congress can't Issue passes that will get you anywhere." Washington Star. CIT Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness 10 after llrst day'gUReoflir.Kllin-'siireat Nerve Itesiorer. Kerid for FreeH3 trial but tie and tratlie. Iir.it.. U.Kline, Ltd., Ml Arch St.. Philadelphia, fa. And Then He Went. Little Brother (to sister who is sitting with her fiance) Do you know what I think? Sister No; what Is it? "I think if I were not in the room Mr. Jones would kiss you." "Y'ou impudent boy! Ltave the room instantly!" Tales. ffi IJMIMMiiUlidiL .B CURES WHIM ALL Cough Syrup. Tai i-l'.nl5E.i.ft. li.il I-ILS. Best Cough Syrup. Teem. Mood. U In time. Hold by drngvlxta Samaon'a Indifference. It was late in November that Deli lah suggested trimming Samson's hair. "How do you want it cut?" she ask ed, with a satirical little grimace. "Oh, any old way," he answered; "it nnr wnrlri has alwavs had room for doesn't matter now that the football THAT DO NOT HEAL everything but Heaven and love. Everything that strengthens home ties binds closer Heaven's bands. This world has always put Its great est treasures in some attic or barn. The nearer we get to Heaven the heavier this world's goods become. Why don't the men who hate the church move where there are none? The rising of the Sun of Itlghteous- season Dealer. is over." Cleevland rialn Whenever a sore or ulcer does not heal, no matter on what part of the botly it may be, it is because of a poisoned condition of the blood. This poison maybe the remains of some constitutional trouble: the effect of a Ion?; spell of sickness, which has left this vital stream polluted and weak, ness was the dawn of the day of love, or because the natural refuse matter of the body, which should pass off j Nothing could be more unprofitable through the channels of nature, has been left in the system and absorbed than a life absorbed in profit-making, into the circulation. It does not matter how the poison became Intrenched I ,----,,-- tn hell In the smrit of in the blood, the fact that the sore is there and does not heal is evidence of J.1" ''"f Ziyfm on in , that Lc a deep, underlying cause. There is nothing that causes more discomfort, f1 wUI ouly drhe men in tbHt dlre' w. , j wk.xv b.iou iv.Tn.iin, ui.iLiiaiiii ouic uul 1 cairsla ileal t ment. The very sight of it is abhorrent and suggests pollution and disease : I Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Boothlng Byrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Different Named "I suppose," said the romantic citizen, "that you are greatly lauded for your generosity?" "Weil, not altogether," responded the Pittsburg millionaire. "Some call it gen erosity and some call it restitution." Louisville Courier-Journal. besides the time and attention required to keep it clean and free from other J"ou make it harder to start the next infection. As it lingers, slowlv catintr deeper into the surrounding flesh, the one. Some No nest Is more uncomfortable than How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's t'atarrh Cure. F. J. CilKNKY A CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We. the underlined, have known K. J. Every time you stifle a good Inipulsa Chener for the last IS years, and believe him ... .1 . perfectly honorable In all buiineia trausac- Piso 8 Cure fs a remedy for roughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. An Accomplished I.lar. "That friend of yours, the politician, Is the most mendacious fellow I ever met." "No doubt of it. He's equal to four fishermen, five Ananiases and six Philadelphia lawyers rolled into one." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Concerning Common Sense. The man who knows when not to talk, possesses judgment of a high order. People everywhere are displaying good judgment by eating Pillebury'a Vitos for breakfast. It is a mighty good thing to be outside of; try it. Dreary Existence. Landlady Are you aware, Mr. Ski doo, that the less one eats the longer one lives? Mr. Skidoo (with his mouth full) Sure! Hut what's the use of living that way? Judge. Pen ?. Reerlii are hct iwn.. rn urTOioi yi'ar. nave rwn ew-nt In their deTBlo;-tnit lial f a century of exirt raru in making Uieui nwjnor to all nthpr. "r .. mv , nti TCKfutrne .peaa. "eta animal tree. D.M. FERRY & CO.. BEST BY TEST "1 have tried ail kinds of waterproof clothing and have never found anything at any price to compare with your Fish Brand for protection from all kincb of weather." fTh n,m i! .Wr.M f tht writer of tfcto anfjlicdftl If tier m j he li.fl upon if.licilon) Hizbfst Award VorU's Fair, 1904. TheSitnof iheFoh rrjrjWEI?3 A. J. TOWER CO. Boaon, U. S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CO.. LIMITED Toronto, Canada Haktrt of Warrants Wit Weather Clothing P. N. U. No. 4-06 WHEN writing to ad vertisers pleaae mention this paper. I have had a crippled foot all my life, which compelled me to use a brace. By some unaccountable means this brace , cauaed a bad Ulcer on my Img, about six years arc I had grood medical atten tion, but the Ulcer eot worse. I was in duced to try S. 8. 8., and am g-lad to say it cured me entirely, and lam convinced , that it aaved my leg for me. I have. ! therefore, great faith in S. S. 8. and B-ladly recommend it to all needing a reliable blood medicine. Briatol, Va.-Tenn. W. J. CATE. I tsulTertr prows morbidly anxious, fearing it may be cancerous. ot inose alilictcd witn an old sore or ulcer know how useless it is to ex pect a cure from salves, powders, lo tions and other external treatment. Through the use of these they have Been the place begin to heal and scab over, and were congratulating them Belves that they would soon be rid of the detestable thing, when a fresh supply of poison from the blood would cause the inflammation and old discharge to return and the sore would be as bad or worse than before. Sores that do not heal are not due to out side causes ; if they were, external treatment would cure them. They are kept open because the blood Is steeped in poison, which finds an outlet through these places. While young people, and even children, sometimes stider with non-healing sores, those most usually afflicted are persons past middle life. Often, with them, a wart or mole on the face inflames and be gins to ulcerate from a little rough handling ; or a deep, offensive ulcer de velops from a slight cut or bruise. Their vital energies and powers of re sistance have grown less, and circulation weaker, and perhaps some taint in the blood, which wa3 held la check by their stronger constitutions of early life, shows itself. It is well to be sus picious of any sore that does not heal readily, because the same germ that produces Cancer is back of every old the one that is feathered with stoieu finery. You cannot cast your care on Him until you are carrying some of an other's care. It's a good deal easier to regulate this world than it is to set your own house straight. There are always people trying to cure this world's drought by writing essays on irrigation. The great question Is not whether you have failed, but whether you ara content with failure. tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by tneir urm. West A Tkuax, Wholesale i-iruegiati, Toledo, 0. WALKING, K TNNAH Si MAEVI.N, UOieaaie VIMg cista. Toledo. O. Hall's C aiarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing- directlv upon the blood ana mucous tur JaceB of the aystein. Price 7ac. per bottie. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonial! lie. liall'B atnily Pills i are the beat. ETHICS IN THE AIR. I A Qnlckenlna- of the Bnalneaa Con science of the Whole Country. The truth is that every well dn form ed person in the community not only knew about the political contributions !and suspicious lobbying of corpora- sore and onlv needs tr rir Ufr in th ' tious. but some knew, also, of other circulation to produce this fatal disease, questionable performances on the part There is only one way to cure these old of the officers of the same concerns, sores and ulcers, and that is to tret everv These thlncs were known, were wide- particle of the poison out of the blood. For this purpose nothing equals ly bruited, were told of lu the press. .. b. It goes down to the very bottom of the trouble, cleanses the' blood and yet it took a picturesque and gl- arm manes a permanent, cure. o. O. . ennclics and lresnens the circulation so that it carries new, strong blood to the diseased parts and allows the place to heal naturally. When this is done the discharge ceases, the sore scabs over and fills in with healthy flesh, and the skin regains its natural color. Book on Sores and ulcers and any medical advice desired will be furnished without charge. JTT SYSFT SPECIFIC CO., Ji TIAMTA. GA PURELY VEGETABLE. Get What You Ask For! S SPHERE Is a Reason Why the Good Feoplo of America buy Cascarets as Fast as the Clock Ticks. Every second some one, somewhere, Is Buyim a little Ten-Cent Box of Cas carets. 1. 2, 3, 4. 5, 660 times o the Minute. 60 Minutes to the Hour, 3600 Boxes an Hour, 36,000 Boxes a Day of Ten Hours, 1,030,000 Boxes a Month, and then some. Think of it 220,000 People take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment of Millions of Bright Americans Is Infallible. They have been Buying and Taking CascarcO at that rate for over Six years. a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Five Millions of Dollars havo been Spent to make the merits of Cas carets known, and every cent of It would be lost, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship. Patronage and Endorsement of well pleased people year after year. There Is also a Reason Why there are Parasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Body of Cast caret's success Imitators, Counterfeiters, Substitutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascarets of the "Good Will" of tha people, and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid for by Cascarets. It is not an Experiment, not an Acci dent or Incident, but a sound. Honest Buslners, based on Time-Tried-and-Tesied Merit never found wanting. There is a Reason. Cascarets are the implacable foe of AH Disease Germs; the Incomparable cleanser, purifier and strengthener of the entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exercise on the Bowel Muscles, make them strong and active able to Help Themselves do their work keep themselves clean. Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent Childhood against the Dreadful Death dealing Dangers that threaten the Lives of the Little Ones. They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely Harmless, always Reliable and Efficient, A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard cf the Purchas ers' Health or Welfare. Beware of the Slick Salesman and his ancient "Just a3 Good'' story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famous little Ten Cent "Vest Pocket" box is her shown. They are never sold in bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC."" Be sure you get the genuine. tV FREE TO OUR FRIENDS! We want to send to onr friends a beaotifal Frrnch-deslrneil. GOLD PLATED BONBON BOX. hard-enamr led in colore It is a beauty for tbe dressing table. Ten cents In stamps is asked as a measure of good fatth and to cover cost of CaKarett, with which tTusTJiinty trinket Is loaded. ?tt Send to-day, menUonint this paper. Address Sterling JUmedjr Company, Chicago or Hew York. gautlc personal, interior struggle to move public opinion sufficiently to set in motion the machinery of govern mental investigation. Now that this has been done, with definite and startling revelations, pub lic opinion has been more and mora deeply stirred. A reason for the in dignation excited Is the discovery that, along with a deliberate system of contributions to political parties, and to lobbyists for doubtful uses, have been methods of business which, at any time, would have been unpleasant to subject to merciless public Inquiry The result is sure to be nnt only a reformation of business methods on the part of Insurance companies, but a quickening of the business con science of the whole country. One straw showing the new current of thought among men of buslut-ss turned up In the newspapers the other day. when the chairman of one of our larg est corporations, who himself was said to be a director of some forty others. declared: "We have no right to neg lect our duties as directors, aud I, for one, lutend to give more attention to the affairs of this company In the fu ture than I have In the past." One most desirable result within sight la the passage of laws assuring publicity lu the use of money in elec tions; and another Is the prevention of the deflection of corporate proiits es pecially those which are In the nature of trust funds Into political channels. TheRe new regulations not long ago seemed to be coming very slowly; but soon we shall, perhaps, see legislators, with public opinion at their heels in the form of aroused constituencies scrambling over one another to vote for these loug-cherished schemes, theso distant dreams, of "pestilent reform ers." What witli reform political movements in various cities and States, the patent modlolne exKurv!, and the investigations into the affairs of large corpora Hons, there is a g.nd deal of ethics in the air just now. Century. Feeling- In II la Art. The singing teacher was visiting the school, and as this was an important event In the district, the pupils had been instructed to memorize a verse or two to recite for the entertainment of the visitor. During he delivery of his lines, one small boy was especially noticeable for the action with which he accom panied his words; so much so that the teacher, surprised at his efforts, com mended him highly on the ease with which he spoke and the apparent prac tice which he must have put on the piece. "It was fine," she exclaimed. In clos ing, "and shows a large amount of rehearsnl! But. Johnny, where did you get the gestures?" '"Tain't the gestures." replied the young genius, with a twist, " 'tain't the gestures: it's the hives." The Kind You Havo Always JJoiisht has borne the sigrna- xure oi tnas. ii. i U'tciter, and litis Uovn made under Jus personal supervision for over IiO years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " .Tust-as-g-ood " are but Experiments, mid endanger til health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing .Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, .Morphine noi other Narcotic substance. Its aire is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. it cures Diarrluea and AVind Colic. It relieves Tcethin? Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, urvinjr healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Sisrnat lire of In is Use For Over 30 Years. THC OCNTAUH COMPANY. TT MuHMV 9THCET. NCW YORK CITY. ft III Kt. at yr 1 w . 4r iHEYlJ bingI I When a man Is away from hump, his wife's economy consists In buying 90 littki to eat that it would starve a reJ bird on a diet. Cyclones will never break into 'popular air" class. the e !AT JOY To Every Home as with joyous hearts and smiling faces thev romp and play when in health --and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits thev should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedv, Svrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its qualitv and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome California!! blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed phvsiciaus, who do net approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that tlie genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Companv -California Fig Syrup Co. -plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size onlv. If anv dealer offers anv other than the re-mlar Fiftv cent size, or having printed thereon the name of anv other company, do no't accept it. If you fail to get the genuine vou will nofuet its beneficial effects. Every family should always haw a bottle on kind, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative rym.k' k rt!!?-t? Sw - ""I
