Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, November 15, 1898, Image 4

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    BEOEET SOCIETIES.
KAWLIN8 POST, NO. .
G. A. B.
Moate at Heppner. Or., the third ' Satnrdw ot
arh month.. All Teteran. ar Invited to Jom.
W.W.omun. , V.mm.nrl.
Adjutant,
tf
D. J. McFaul, M. D.
HEPPNER, OREGON.
Office hours, 8 to 10 a.m., and 12 to 2
Dm,it renlder.ee, and 10 to 12 a. m..
and 2 to 5 p m., at office In the rear of
Borg's jewelry store.
C. E- Redfield
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office in FirBt National Bank building.
Heppner, Oregon.
Ellis & Phelps
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
All business attended to in a prompt
and satisfactory manner. Notaries Pub
lic and Collectors.
Office in Natter's Building. Heppner, Oregon,
D. E- Gilman
GENERAL COLLECTOR.
Put your old books and notes in his
hands and get yonr money out of them
them. Makes a specialty of hard collec
tions. Office in J. N. Brown's building, Heppner, Or,
W. A. Richardson
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
and CITY RECORDER.
Office at comncil chambers.
Hells and buys real estate, rents houses, pays
taxes, does conveyancing and will serve you in
any way in his line, at reasonable tlgures.
G. B. Hatt
TONSORIAL ARTIST.
Shaving, - 15 Cents
Hair Cutting, 25
Shop, Matlock Comer, Heppner, Oregon.
Mathews & Gentry
BARBERS.
Shaving - 15 Cent
Hair Cutting
Bhop two
25 "
doom Bnuth of Postofllce
A. Mallory,
U. S. COMMISSIONER
Is authorized to take all kinds of LAND
PROOKH and LAND NIJNUH
Collections made on reasonable terms.
Office at residence on Chase street.
. HIS BODY FOR SALE.
HtMaat by Which a Saa FraacUeo Mam
Hop to Proton His Ufa.
There is a man in San Francisco will
ing to barter his body to pay his debts
a man so honest that the duns of his
landlord drive him to desperation. .Re
cently he tried to sell his body to the
board of health that he might be able
to live decently and honestly until the
time for delivery.
The man's name is Wilhelm Opper
mann, and he is 61 years old. lie has
lived in San Francisco 13 years, and in
America 31. He first saw the light in
Ilanover, and something of the father
land sneech still lingers on his tongue.
The body he wishes to sell is hand-
nome and healthy, and many a million
aire, who has not lived as well, would be
glad to pay ten times the price, could
the transfer take place lmiueuiuiciv.
Oppermann has never been ill, but he
is willinir to sell the body that has
served him so well on condition that
hit soul be allowed to retain his mortal
r.nrt na kmc as it likes. Afterward the
purchaser of the body can do what he
likes with it.
Bv profession Oppermann is a com
noser and teacher of music, his instra
. . ... IT !.
ment being the zitner. icaia uu u
made a fair living in San FranciKco mu
in teaching, but his stringed instru
ment is no longer the fad. Pupils have
fallen off, and if the few remaining ones
are ill or have no engagement there is
no pay for the teacher.
And so things have gone on from bad
to worse with the old master and his
old wife. They have moved from place
to Dlace always to a less desirable one.
Now they are not able to pay the rent
of the little house at 29 Julian avenue.
Tn January Oppermann sold his beau
tiful concert zither, which he loved aa
h loved his soul, and better than his
body. It went for a third of its value,
hnd the monev was gulped down by the
rent-ogre. Though it is only May, the
wolf is strain at the door.
In his extremity Oppermann thought
out his novel scheme. He decided to
offer his body for sale. So he ap
proached the board of health and asked
them to buy. Taken back by his propo
sition, one of the members told him to
put his petition in due form and present
it on Wedneeuay. i ne om niau is lay
ing that the proposition will be ac-ffmted.
If not, he is going to the medical col
JtiffCB to ask them to buy a fine, stalwart
tM body, to be delivered to them when
the owner is through with it. In this
way the mind that owns the clay hopes
40 get another start in this slippery
world of ours. San Francisco Chron
icle. -'.a'At
Schillings
Best
money-back tea and
baking powder at
Your Grocers
LUBRICATING A WATCH.
ABSURD BELIEFS
Beaaon Why Medloal
posters Prosper.
Credrallty and lgnorn oi wv
People Make Them Easy YletUue
for the Fakir to Practice
Their Wiles Upon.
If Other Piece ot Machinery Will Ren
Bo Lost After a Single Oiling.
Very lew of the millions of people
who carry watches realize to what a
powerful extent lubrication is de
valued, and what an extraordinary
number of turns the balance wneei
makes with one oiling, says the Phila
delphia Record. A Chestnut street
watchmaker, whose knowledge of these
wonderful pieces of mechanism is not
exceeded by any man in this city, has
made up an interesting table oi com
parison to show the perfection of lubri
cation m a watch.
A watch will run on one oiling from
a year to a year and a half. Every min
ute the balance wheel turns on its
axis 450 times, and 27,000 times in an
hour. Accepting the year as the time
the ordinary watch will run with one
oiling, he finds that if the driver of a
locomotive was as well oiled as a bal
ance wheel of a watch, it ought to run
00 miles an hour day and night for
648 days, or well on to two years, with
one oiling. In that time it would
traverse a distance equal to nearly four
times the circumference of the earth.
In view of the fact that in reality
few locomotives will rvm one day With
out. TPnilincr. he, maintains that the
watchmaker has developed his art to a
far greater degree than the locomotive
to President McKinley and received the
following reply.
Washington, Not. 6, 1898.
0. J. Stabling, The Dulles:
Yoar telrgram to the president refer
o tc. Have ordered dieoharge of Set--m.t
Stabling. R. A.Algkr.
Seoretmy of Wsr.
FflST TRAIN SERVICE BUILT
TO THE EAST
VIA
Wt ROCK ISLAND RUE.
"Nine out of ten people believe," said
a surgeon to the writer, "that the eye
can be taken out for repairs, just like
the works of a watch, and again re
placed in the socket precisely as it was
before. A moment s reueuwuu uuBu
v Virw imnoRHible thlB
tO BHOW ailjr 1 I . ' , .11. (n ru-ll
would be. As a matter ol lact, tne eye Duuoer nan yev
is held in place by no fewer uih i six SCIENTISTS.
taut muscles, and, in order to turn it nuu m m w
out of the socket, at least four of these A PlrlMeton university Party to Ex
would have to be cut through. Besides. plore the Famous Moeaa Clla.
it is connected with the brain by a prof. William libby, of Princeton
thick nerve which cannot be stretched, univerBity, accompanied by several scl-
and it is also connected with the inside entigts of repute, has begun an explora-
of the skull by blood-vessels, and if tion of the famous Mosas cliffs in the
tliouo worn out thev could never be re- T7nitd States Indian reservation of
un.ted. Perhaps a time will come when New Mexico. It is expected that the
a dead man can be restored to life; but Ugk will require many weeks for its
mnv feel perfectly sure that there- r.nmnletion. ,
J" j -- m. - :"''. , . . , ! A
tnoval and restoration oi me eye Prof. Ubby, wno is a gemu1'"'
surgical feat that will never be per- an Arctic explorer, conceived the idea
rmu.l f nt.tpmntinir to mvesugai wb ui-
"Another extraordinary popular be- trict years ago. but no means offered
n..f 1m that, rBfmeetincr the nature of a itself until William J. Eddy, of New
pnld. You will hear the moat York. Derf ected his kite machines for
intplliirent men saving that it is due to Berioi transportation. Mr. Eddy has
... , . -i I
an excess of cold inside your body, anu
they will advise you to use a mustard
plaster 'to draw out the cold.' In re
ality the cold is simply an excess of
heat inside, and the mustard plaster is
intended to draw out the heat. What
happens when you get a cold is that tne
cooling of the outside of the body
squeeze, the blood vessels anu iurccn
lot more blood into the lungs than can
be accommodated. They become regu
If you suffer from Dny of the f
ills of men, conic to lue oldest
Specialist on the pacific Cci3t, S
OR. JORDAN A CO.. I
,1051 Markets. Esld S52.
Young men and mitt-He
from the effects of youthful indiscretions cr ex-
cesses in maturer years. Nervous and PhystaJ
etiiivr,iiniieny j.onl Jlan:. .! t
tn all its complications; UnerniRiorr-ho?:.,
rroaiaitirrnirn, MonorrlioMt, vicet, L
rre(urue; ot (Jrluuliiis, etc. By a T
combination of remedies, of great curative pow-
r, me uocior na3 so arranged his treatmeat
that it will not only afford immediate relief but
permanent cure. The Doctor does not claim to
perform miracles, but is well-lnown to be a fair
and square Physician and Surgeon, pre-eminent
in his specialty Diseases Of Sifn. i
HtpIiIHk thoroughly eradicated from trie
System without using M ert'urya
KVKBY MAM annlvlnir (n n Trill ro-
Celveour lionatoijinlmoi hiaeomplnlnt.
rr c-tvtib Wtturuurc u rvbi 11 Wilt
every cose we undertake, or forfeit One ;
Ihounand Bollars. (
Consu tation PKKR tinA crTcl.. .i-nt )
CHAKQE3 VERY JtSASOXABT.k Trwt-m-nt
personally or oy letter. .Send for bed.
the I'liiiospphy of Masi-iase,''
free, (A valuable book lor men. )
VISIT DR. iaRnms
Great Museum of Anatomy i
.... mm. museum w us khq m u;e j
world. lme and learn how wonderfully you t
are made: how to avniH Ibnco n.A .i:L.. i
We are continually addins new f:ieciniins. I
CATALOGUE FREE. Call or write.
1061 Market Street. San Francisra. C.A" f
Fast Express
Leaves DKKVER . . 2:J P- "
Leaves DENVER, . . 0 p. n. JKK . Zm.
" PLEBIA . . 7 (15 p. m. An TPS TOPEKA . . m.
" COL. ). afHlNHS 8:40 p m. " KANAb CITY . .13ft.m.
SKlASriTY Ar.ST...OUI8,(Wab.K-y) 6:15 y. m.
Arrives LIN JOLN '. 2:11 p. m. Arrive.. ST. JOSEPH . 10:40 a. m.
" mUHi . . 4:2S p. m.
" DKS HHJINE3 . . 9:30 p.m. Arrives LINCOLN - (Ex Eun) 8:45 a.m.
" PKO 1A . . 11-20 a in. OMAHA (Ex Bar) . 80 a. m.
" CHICAGO 80 a. m. CO. 1-LTJF. 8, . . 9.1U a. m,
Colorado Flyer
Th-ongh S eep? b and Chair Cars Colorado i to
Chiraurn. W Ida et!OUie uiruuguouu uo
tinpBt trBtn in the West.
For particulars and folders giving time of these trMus write
I or BEVO SE. t. t. M-i-tuu,
Through Sleepers Colorado Springe to Bt. Louis
via Wabash K'y.
PORlLND, OHE.
A. O. P. A . TOPEKA.
JNO. SEBASTIAN,
Q. P. A., CHICAGO.
( , .
THROUGH TICKETS
-TO THE
Fat and Southeast
ftRLINGTON-FOSSlL
STA6EL!NE
H. TtEED & ) . ,
A. Q. OQILYIE f -Pe.
FARE FROM ARLINGTON TO
Fossil (60 miles). . .?5 00 Hound trip f'J 01
Mayvllle (5.3 milep). 4 00 Round trip 7 0C
Condon (:19 miles).. 3 00 Eouud trip 6 0(
Clem (28 miles) ... 2 00 Round trip 3 50
Olex (19 miles) 1 50 Round trip 3 50
Stnsre leuvs Arlington every morning
R. R.
ILMUr
TEE THROUGH OAR LINE
PULLMAN PALACE 8LEEPEBS.
PULLMAN TOURIST SLEEPERS.
FREE K EC LINING CHAIR CARS.
Portland to Eastern Cities
Change.
Without
H. W. Fall,
PROPRIETOR
Of tho Old Reliable
Gault House,
CHICAGO, ILL.,
Half block west of the Union Depot of C. B. A
Q., C. M. & St. P., C. ii A., P. Ft. W. & C.
and the C. St. L. & P. Railroads.
KATES S.oo PKH DAT
Cor. W. Madison and Clinton fits.,
CHIOAO-O. IXjXj.
built a contrivance formed of four huge
kites arranged in a square, four feet
riTwirt. These kites can be sent up in
the air to a height of 800 feet. The ap- (Sunday ejoepted) at 6 o'olork; is due
J. W. Morrow
ATTORNEY AT LAW
and
U. S. COMMISSIONER.
Olllce in Palace hoti l building. Heppner, Or.
S. A. D. Gourley,
ATTOllSKY.AT.LA V.
IWtli'lmiitr 111 all H ate and
Federal Courts.
paratus was sent by express to the
scene of action ana an expert m men
use tent by Mr. Eddy to fly them, un
ier Prof. Libby directions.
Robbed th Grave.
A startlina incident of wbioh Mr. Jobr
a Condon at 3 p. m. und arrives at Fob
si! at 7 p. ni.
OomfortabiH covero!! coaohrs and care
ful, experieoopd drivers.
Quick Time.
Union Depots.
Personally Conducted Excursions.
BaigHe Chbcked to Destination.
Low Rates. ,... j i .
Direct line to Trans-Mississippi and Inter
national Exposition held at Omaha, Nebraska,
June to November,
Write undersigned for rales, time tables and
ithnr information pertaining to Union Pacific
KJKH. LOTHltOP. or J. C HAST Art.. ,
Gen. Art.. 135 3d Bt., O. K. & N. Co ,
Portland. Or. Heppner, Or.
Dew & Rio Grande
RAILROAD
SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD-
OHIOAGO
Ilwato & SI Paul B'g
larly flooded ond gorged, and thereeult Oliver of Philsdelphia, was the subject,
is really a fever, though w call it a ,9 narrated by him as follows: "1 wss iL
0. R.& N.
r-ONTiNUED TO EXIST. T cold.
T1i Tims tor ihm Knd of the World
Had Not Come.
At the time of the Millcrite delusion
In 1843, when many people believed that
ttui end of the world would come on a
attain day in April, and many others
rho did not really believe were yet
moved to superstitious uneasiness by
the fervor of the Milleritos, there wer
a number of eager watchers for the ap
pointed day In an old New England
town.
It was a lute spring, and there was a
light fall of snow on the ground. On
the nlirht before the dreadful dute, there
flamed in the sky a magnificent orimtton
aurora, and the red light In the heavens
with lis red reflection on the biiow terri- j
fled iiutiiy nervous people to the verge of
distraction; they thought it signified
the beginning of universal destruction.
One womnn, who lived alone, with the
back of her house close to a cemetery,
waked near midnight and was overcome
w ith horror. Without stopping to dress
, i.i 1 l.,:il..l -I... ,n ., thu limiHi' nnd nlntur close
I r, XI nic it'll ami rimu. , , ; . ,..:i1
Ursine me inirj uifr-gi '"""iu,uj
- OKKOON
Dr. . B. Mctzlcr
DENTIST
Bridging a spt'cialty
ruinlt'sH I'xtrut'tion. . . .
Oregon.
Heppner
I.IIIKMTV MAHKICT
THE OI.U SHOP!
U Hie plm e to no to Hi't yur tins pork
and Inmti rlioiis. sli'RkS and roasts.
Flah Evry Frld.
r'tue susar eurd lisina and tutt'on Cure leal
Int. I, ki-tlln riMidiwI. oldstyls. lllKhint
l.rlre Mtil lor at stork
' BenJ. Mathews.
NEW NAME!
Win. lionlmi luu rt'-nanu'tl
his htainl tho old Join's
livery htahlo
Hul.-dlisy lr Ml. Charsi-s rMnnlde Call
an htm and ! horsre wsll 'ml lor.
A. Abrahamsick
Merchant Tailor
Pioin'cr Tailor of 1 Ifintr.
His work lirst-clasH
und Hatiffartory.
tiivf him arull May Stri-ct
toward the dwelling of her next neigh
bor. Her bare feet slipped in the snow,
and once she fell, but rose immediately
and ran on.
Her neighbors also were awake; the
wife lying quaking in bed, the htmlmud
at the window. He looked out just as
the frantic figure in white sprung up
from her fall In the drifted snow
emerging, as it appenred, from the
graveyard, and bathed in blood-red
light. Turning bis head, he shouted
back hastily Into the dark chamber:
"If true, wife, the end of the world
bas come! The dead are rising from
their grave I've Just seen the first
one!"
The supposed corpse, however, pres
ently took refuge In his house, and
when morning dawned and the world
till existed, the trio were no doubt re
assured. Youth's Companion.
trldayK J.Utisou, Junk ol tlu pes at
AiiWIol'. fwrhwl 'ex'' lUI nl l1''
Primtf Kliorllt llrowu, slating that frank For-e.U-r
m S.H1H mar Mitchell lt luily
muriitiig. It ts thought llmt that the iwoi'le
.rulim hlin are on the rlht ttai k, and that he
ill h i Minr.'d tu a aiiuti uiuir.
It seems a small thig to make ft
mistake about the value of beef tea to
a sick man; but I can assure you that
hundreds of lives have been lost under
the popular error that beef tea ia a
nourishing food. It is nothing more
than water in which tne pleasant, suu
stimulating wilts of the beef are dis
solved and has the same effect as a mix
ture of whisky and China tea. liui it
him warcelv a psrtiele. of nutriment,
and both dwtora and public have
starved to death more people than I'd
like to state through, believing that it
lias.
.miliar is the belief that an
i- na ,rf,wl iLB a ooutid of meat. If
CKK n .
you feed yourselt on egg uceuru.ug w
this absurd theory, you will simply
.t,rii.t .... Int., skin nnd bone. 1 ne rem
value of iui egg is its weight in good
beef; so that it would take eight eggs
of the overage size to supply the place
of a pound of meat.
"Then there is the universal fallacy
about the liver. 1 dare say that a mil
lion of money is apent every year on the
livers of Great llritain anu aoouv mu
hundred thousand of that sum does
harm instead of good. The liver is sub
ject to about one hundred diseases, and
the cure for any one of these may In
tensify any other of the ninety-nine.
i ,,.L.. .,,. iihi" as an example: iue
liver may be making too much Idle, or it
may be making too little. Obviously,
the remedy for one of these disorders
would make the other worse than ever.
So that when a person recommends
something as being 'good for the liver.'
a most dreadful condition. My skin was
almost yellow, eyes sunken, toDgue
ooated, pa'n oontioually in back and
sides, no appelite-gradually growlog
weaker day by day Three physieianf
had crluftll ma Tit) Fortnnately, a friend
advised tmna 'Electric Hitters,' snd to
my greHt jov and surprise, the first
i,tu murlo a rlm-idpd imDrnvrmerit. I
nniinnnrl fliir 11RA for three weeks, and
now I nm well man. I know they BBVtd
mi life nnd robbed the grsve of another
ictiit." No on? shonld fail to try them.
1U !MI ,.nU ner hivtt 6 Bt K. hin-
onm'i drug store.
Dkpirt
FOB
TIME SCHEDULES
From Heppner.
9:30 p. m.
Salt Lake Denver,
f t. Worth, Omaha,
KaiUHs Citv. Kt.
Louis, Chicago,
Portland, Walla
Valla, Spokane,
Minneapolis, fit.
I'KUl. Diiluth. Mll-
waukeo, and the
r-ast.
AKRIVS
FROM
4:50 a.m.
8.00 p. ui.
81RVICE NOT NBBDKD AT MANILA.
Haying Don His Haty, AithnrStnbllng Ask
To be Discharged,
The following letter, d ted Manila,
Sept. 2.r)tli, Las leenrtoeived bv Mr. Bnd
Mrs. Charles Btublin, of The i)llts
from their son, Arthur. Its ouuteutr
will give an idea of pisi hn the situa
tion of oar boys Bt Manila i.fftcls ont
who is ambitious to make sometuiug ol
bli future, but tone tbe lec nstnotu
when oircnaifttauces require his d vntiot
to his country. ' He Buys:
Thri lust msil steamer arrived just
thirty two days sgo, tbe entiling ot f b
iomcIi d d .ily, oonrjeqiif utly th bJI
sre BExiuusly awaitmg bcr art
W ilt Q WO VOlun'.Uriiy gave cur aervH ii
:u t n- ci.aauy, it m. not a k-rul u. a)
more tUu souie of as rt !il; U u.eol
our life and liberty wss Unole 8ui'
and was subiot to mob as be D
lust think that it may be good for nia u h Offloers. Many hardsbifi
liver, but not for youra. WHrf ,0 j,n Ban j0to eoDsiJetniicr'.
are far worse than men id
HElTNtR IKAXSH-R CUS
Hrll. .1 rt.r, ia rmli !" h'll l
ia nn l 'tt ot.ti-r, tu ents anil 1
aar.ti llils ! '! !
t,K nf.t..f (Hi II, nl at " ntral" t''
Uuit oftu'v.
Wc
Move Anything!
1)1x1' ! MVV IV 1 V
Stago Lino
Cttrait a
V ). , I M in
HI I. it lull II ! '
(.i I .1 ( S
lii :t l,.n,r
,r lit ll !' '
lllil'li
l,,.t,M
II, mil', m
j. t.i, i
I aitim
D. I". MILLER, rre
I nniai tlim-l i.nt l.ij.nlt
in tttluliit ilwltli t. Hums
II I I.
.-r lll.
rm at
Siiti'ta
nu i
ii i I' a t m i'lr al H'
, ,,,,,. li a 111, Ifalna.
Ihe Imlwrlltty of
snrne mm ia alwatrs
Inviting Ihe emhtare
nl ilrath. It l the
delight of Huh
lufti to bt i(
what "tough fil
lows" they ate,
and tell how Ihry
uvrrwotk them-
arlvra anil how
they nrglcct little
lisoi tins antl
"Women
thilr buliefa alKiut tlie body and iu all
n.u... T nm nnlte sure that out of
every 100 children who die under
one jvar old 40 are actually killed
through the mother's belief that
final Is not nourishing unless It is aonu.
They don't understand that milk baa
an immense amount oi souu manor
dissolved In It, aa sugar Is dissolved to
water; and so Uiey give the unfortun
ate children cornflour and bread, which
thev can no more digest than they can
digest iron nails. The result is a short
life of misery and then death, while
those of us who manage to survive are
made martyrs to dyspepsia all our day a.
iav Wiufs are merely absurd
without being dsngerous. Hair, for in
stance, Is composed of almost Ihe same
material as the ringer nails, and It is
perfectly dead. Cutting the euda of
it cannot poaaiblr make It grow, al
! thouifh it does prevent the hair from
splitting up; nor can the hair become
! white in a night, any more than a wig.
: When novelists. tH. by the way Ue
OCKAS hTIS A MHHI PH
From 1'iirtlanit.
All sulliug dates
sntyK't to chaneci
For san Frmielsco
fill M)V. 1.4, 7, 10,
lit, 10. Ill, il, -25, 23
4:00 p, in.
8:00 t. m.
Ex Sunday
ni ur. lay
10:00 p. m.
Coi.cmhia River
HTBAM K Kri.
To Astoria and Way
i.aimiiiKH.
0:00 a. ra.
Ex. Sunday
4:00 pra.
Kx. Sunday
VVlLLAMKTTg 1UVKK
I
Orpgiin City, New-
uern, haivin ana;
y Undiiigs.
This Railway Co.
Operates its trains ou the famous block
system;
LigbtB its trains by ekotrioily through-
oat;
Uses the celebrated eleotrio berth read
ins lamp ;
Bans speedily equipped passenger tmins
nvarv dav and uieht between Ht. Paul
and (thioago, and Ouatiha and Ohioiigo;
tbe
r.hir.aflo. Milwaukee &
St. Paul
nnorntPH Rteum- hPKtea veiTiDnn-u
traina. nsirrvinfl the latent prival
oomDanmetit osrs, library buffst smok
(ng cara, and palacu drawing room
sleepers.
Parlor curs, free reclining chnir oars
onH Hin vorv best dining chair oar
service.
r?or lowest rates to any point in the
ttUq.i sitttoa or Canada. BDDly to
V U " 1 ' ' " -
ageut or sd.lress
0. J. EDDY,
1. W. CASEY, General Agent,
Trav. Pass. Agent. Portland, Or.
Weekly Excursions
io the EAST,
u ttirotub tourist cars without change.
MODERN
UPHOLSTERED
TOURIST
SLEEPERS
n charge of experienced couduotorB and
porters.
Mondays,
To Kansas City, Chlcauo, Buffalo and
e via sail uai
Alton Kys.
Boston without change via Salt Lake,
Missouri Paciflcaud (Jhloago aim i
TnaorUiTO T Omaha, Chicago, uuuaio aim
I UcbUityS, Boston without change via Halt Lake
and Chicago, koc isiiuiu at immu ivj.
To St. Joseph, Kansas City and
I Bt. JjOUIS WltllOUL cnttiiKW
Lake and Burlington Houte.
Thii.or1.iira To Kanea" City and St. Louis with
I UUrbUdja, out change via Halt Lake and Mis
souri faciilc railway.
Wednesdays,
A day stop-over arranged at
Salt Lake and Denver.
A ride through the
Famous Colorado Scenery.
4:TOn.m.
Ex. Sunday
7:00 . m.
rues , Thur,
and Sat.
"tfiUAMsns: ami)
Yamhux Kivkks.
OriKon City, Iiay-
ioii i.auii-lngs.
rS:f). III. 'Vytl.UMKTTB RlVRR
Tins Ihurs
andi'at. I'ortlsnd to Corval.
Us & Way Und
tugs.
l,v. Rlparla
ally exoept
nalurday
3:n0p. m.
Mon., Wed.
and KM.
4::W j. m.
Tui's.i Tliur
and Sat.
Passsngtrt beoksd for all Feralgn
Countries.
J. 0. LIAUT, Atfenl, Ueppner,
W. H. HURLBURT,
Xi'tioral rajuciigor Avnt, I'lirtlsnd, Or.
Hit .; r . at
! ,v
! SI t
l 1
, B '
M '
Il !
1-4 :
i,nrt Mh lnsl lUfVn
iiti Hi
.1 Ii an
DIMI4
r. hi
a (It Br l WHM" Uihf
HI- I'M H m4 ' irL'J
! f.f It.
IHITIH.
4 soxit.
I UbHISM
i. i h skvi rt I
1 M. .. , 'II l
,,.m , . ''l."'
U, It k4 vl b
bat
II way not
sound nut to
hi sn, but it it
a lad that th
avrtage man is
ut that kind
of a bi.a.tful. lUrrtfiit Mint If ii-'t
achrs II in I .ith pavitif anv allrntum
l,: If hf IrrUdull and dmv itnilng Hit
lay 11 ln t mth wiii'iis consiilnatlon:
II h Ia InmliU d ut lri pirneM at
niihl, h diwft himwrlf tih ipitrt
Ubrii h tnttrra lii.m nrfvnu.nra, Ii
.ls intn Hit nrn-l dins alme and m
Iris iBirilul mrdii'lma thai vn a plivt
Ulan pitK-nlirt with It is 'y
kni'Ktng Irllow. hut wtthniit knntn it.
be It husiinf drlh Thrtr U wmnlrt
(nl trtoiati I. iiie snd hrallh huiUlrf
thai iil keep thr hnlrl woikma; mn
In ihI kiii( hr, ll 1 l 1'irirt't
l.,il,lrn Mr.liiti lH"i It ltndrd
hint notivt ...! ami haikt ll solium
n.i nunrttla nit naiotica and n utr
ll ainiply aid nutuir In Ihr natuial "
s irll'in ami rsrrrtinn ll lonr
III, h lintn. h ami Itvlliltle it" '
dr.tiv iit Ii wkr a mn " himisty
a t bnrr " and Ihrn rr lo It tlil th
III,' smug rtimrnu ol Ihe IihmI he Ukra
ait ainitl!td i"t" Ihe WimhI ll inviuof
atrttli liver, ll anvtinut s',1 impunurt
and iliwaw gum lumi th vlrm II It
tht goal tlxHl makrt ami rW.b I'Uil-li f
It It the twl "t til net lnn ll rutit
brt'nibitt, llirutl tnd lung aftliMit tt
fll
-1 h.l l.l(.. tail t t"til U " tllt
V' A I i.ii-l .,.rll.il!. I Cmi,i,
h - ir -n t W.lt Mnihal lu.i
ml SB "
( f ..iiMir.ti.m I aim Jirnl. H
Pirtif nt rT.H hou'd bt Ukraj
Ti"T tl. flit tipt yiu4
j isul till UvUt UMUniurt
lillle illneet
that put olhri
i.i,l on then ,t,rU ,rwn hir sUndinir on
l'l I ... - . . . ...!.
ena tiiey stenK or lornuiiiriuiii mi
wrfectlv linimsslbie. Msny ot the low
er unitusU hsv little nmsolot ttohel
U th hnirs by which they cen erect
them, but hiimsn lein(r hsve no euch
muscle, nor ny other incsns of mek
Inif Ihe hair stnnd on end encept tb4
baud or e t-wwU snd brush." N. 1
Tribune.
A tptnti4r't Drttt.
(HH-rntum of dreiiif
llie oiH-rstiun of drcitiif In cold
wrethrr in the fr north it so rUIr
sle tbftt it is iliftlcult to imderhUiid bow
di liliersle ly or girl In l4i.liiiid csn
be rrndy fr breekfnst before dinner
lime. 1 tr , two suit of thick wtndeit
und. r loih.nif ere '" on. "d oer
thrte (rt e thlrt 'f reindeer skin, with
cloth bend t fasten el th rials;
eomellnirs to of thete thirls, or kep
Us, ere worn, end e reindeer vest l
neeth them. Tbe Imuwri ere vt r-ia-deer
ekln elwi. lo eirs of beevy
vwHilen sUK-kiriire ere worn, end
the child whi ute thee on when they
ere damp I sure to lie trouble with
bie feel. Armmd the fret prculie'r
tfra. well dried. It cerrfully btiund.
i- estsntial fector In this line wcnlrj
tie tU sleeping end estmg eceomodig
t on", ibeo Ihe fsoililiee fti' pruTi l.Dg
il tick snd wouuded with piouer e .r
gud Uifdioiuee.
" ilaiif of the to'aoleeii piivetet I e
e higl er social end business position
thsn ihenffloerg in ouerge ot tbeto. It
ie trae Ihet there most be e distinction
between e nriyste end e wnitntetiontf
.fflflcr in nrdrr t" mninti.10 discipline
btltnrieil the motieee srt ui u"' oncKEXT AND MtVT
nit if, a ou elreedy ino. I inouKht
of ell before I eeied jonr ftimietion to
eolmt. IWotiying this I inmiedietslj
enlnted. wiib the thought of aeteuaieg
my counliy'e hoocr. Tide I bete done
Id the beel of my ebiliiy.
t over end there ie to more need of
xilnnt.trt: tt leMl tUeie It 00 more
fbil ting lo be done.
It we ere left o thie Itlsod to do
gsrrieoo eud polioe duty, ee ebsll be
nothing inure then regulsf eoldier. Io
this I eeri.msty obj-et, eed ceo eelly
and tmlbfully ey. etery oihtr trolon-
u.re doee el.. When I se Jtl e ry
emell boy you fcno bs my embllion
was ll hts never eheuged, hoi u I itu
.impelled to etey here end do regulsr
...i.b.r'a ork. it ostnrslly il bee
...I i man t In my emblli iu. If
oo-'g embilbm ie o" hint'" '"" "
reiddiet'e if- ench dnt e
.11. I i. twrform I edit inl.l tull
. , fr tt I te l ett Jit
int a nsb't.
If them ee th" leie tige t '"'ibU
, .. I .i.iil.l never fee 1 1 leel to
BiiASi Ktvse.
Lv. Lwlstoii
Hlparia to tjtwlttoii.dally exeepl
(rlday
m m .one
If so, he snre and ee tnst yonr
ticket reads via
TH8 KQItllWSStBIIl Una
....THK....
I OHIOAaO, ST. PAUL,
MINNEAPOLIS, AND
OMAHA RAILWAY
THIS IS TH
Great Short Lit)e
BETWEEN
DULUTH, St. PAUL, CHICAGO
AND ALL POINTS
EAST AND SOUTII.
For rates and all all information, inquire
of O. K. & N. and S. P. agents, or addros,
R. C, NICHOL, 8. K. HOOI ER,
General Agent, Hen. Pass. & Tkt. Agt.
251 Washington Ht., Denver, Col.
Portland, tlregon.
J. C. Hakt, Ueal Agt.. Heppner.Or.
east,
unnmrinini
S0HH1MH 0
Ml aT.
Yellow Stone Park Line
TUB ONLY DINING-CAR ROUTE FROM
PORTLAND TO THE EAST.
THE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO THE YEL
LOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK.
Leave.
Depot Fifth and 1 Sis.
?.OimSllORTL!NEIF.
I-1RKCT LINK TO
UTAH, COLORADO, NE
BRASKA, KANSAS, MIS
SOURI RIVER and all
PvinU KAS1 awl SOUTH
XAST.mM LOOK AT THE TIME.
Their Magnlfireut Traek, Peerless Veatlbuled
Dining ana nieoping i,
Trains, atld Motto:
No. 2
11 A. M.
No. a
E P. M.
toil b it M i ee It dei i b d dlff-rw I
i .htillv. d-ttlil.ee It-'Ollet
it iml y-m ni,J f th. impfeeainSj t am
.rr tt tr .niitti d, f .f y eotttiry
sb mU aHlu ! toge'd U r HU
lorrign ,lt.o. ei'h J ur Mtntitt.Hl
..!' I re tnlitl, blt etpeilfrt
be d. -bergt-l it'll
If htve I. urd-r 1 1 tlt't biw tub
ninth f'iu todty, It-lb Are.,
,.uUl le'-egftwU t lot
diebrke tot m
NEW YORK. 4J days
CHICAGO, -ST.
LOUIS. 3i M
OMAHA. 3
SALTl.AKU.li "
fre lUclluing fbeir Cere
Vlbidtired T mrist Hleeploa Cere
Puilrsta l'tlaee 8!eepin Cere
Fir fu'l ptrtienUre regtMiog re,
lime nf Ifttnt, t!o., etl no rf 1 1 Jrete
i.V IUUT,
gjtii O. H k S. Co., Heppeer, Oregon
M Truer, W. F.. Co
rrsi. 1'mi, Al, Oib'I Ail.
Ill Thlni M I'mtUnd, Ore.
"ALWAYS ON TIME
h. i an this road a national retmtatlnn. All
I'laut ot paMKiiaert rarriou on ins vuiiioiiitni
trains wlthoiit extra eharaa. Hhip yonr freight
and travel over this turnout una. Ail tgetiu
have tU'keta.
wmilAD. F. C. StVAGE,
Ueti. A.nt Trtv. t. k P. Agt.
'iu, Washington si., roniaua, ur.
"The Regulator Line"
Arrive.
Past Mail for Taroma,
battle. Aberdeen. Honth
Dend, Hpokane, Helena,
Hntte. Atiaconoa, n.
Haul. I ntcaao. tew
York. Boston, and all
polntt East and Hoiith-
east.
Portland, Taroma and
Seattle Express, for la
coma, Seattle, Olympla
and Intermediate malii-
llne points,
No. 1
10:15 A. M.
No. i
n p. u
Mlnneanolit. Omana,
i lly aud other Missouri
! The Dallfs, Purllaoil 4 istcria Niv'ii!b Co.
XSJL2XXXt
DALLES CITY" AUD "RECUUT0H"
DAYS to Ht. Pant,
Kant
river points.
84 DAYS to Pt. Louis, Milwaukee end Cbl-
caco.
4U DAYS to Washington, Phlledeiphle. New
York. Bosum end other far-Eastern
points.
Colon depot connection! In til princlptlcltlet.
Baggage checked through to destination of
tickets.
Union depot, Portland, foot of Sixth it.
in, .l.,r,ln.cr reservations, tickets, mspS
of mutes tnd other lnlormttlou, call on or
wtite
A. D. CHARLTON,
atttatjitit General Passenger Agent, Vt Moert-
tun ., Cov. Third, Portland, Oregon.
i i nl e iiim
ei.h
ii ii.i. ........ it,.. I,.,. It, in. ma M-ttla' i'l ' 'r
....I W,k. .,,.1 .... ere e. er,e In Imp- oa Ibegruun Ie IbtMh. tttf te rrl.,lly
lend: ellrlothiiiititfaaieiirdl.y etrlngt, ),r, i, a eieii II h-e w.tUr t
ami II Ii dreedful Ihiuk nf e!l the it ,t i f te'h in."ie t
-hard Vnoit- thet Up children hee M , - aitn
fumbled over hi!e too tUerpy W Uf. biutlisst iUiOitJ el'l; Wiettpte4
I uiiU.-yJorUr. . , 1
ms 4 FORT SnUTAfeD
IB M'OT.UN RAILWAYS
Tie Only AU-ltetl lUme Wlihool
reng nf ('r IWtween Hmifcat e
11. t.an.l tn I Nlrtn. Altn lwlwen
Stii tit iu.lenl, dtily etvil
W'IGdtt 1
Commeoclog Monday, Mey '.'ml, the
gletrutrt of the IWnUior L,iuil!
letve I'lirtland el e, m. etid The
Dellei tH;We.m.
Wheo yon go to Portland, atop uff '
The llal'et and take ft trip dn :ht
(,'nlniDbta; yon will erjrty it, tnJ
ni'itiey.
W. C. ALU W AT.
Oenertl AijeM
WiecoatiM
Cttrasi
LiHIl
quxcix tiiwis i
Hem lrtinoioj
4a4tUxilMtll'eliriimi.titiliii Ht MSa
at f it
Southern "Pacific Co
n ffat h!ht thnMih ."'ifiMiia
ui, lii s lt and rVaith. l,t i.l IV.mir
I til
Rmi
A
It'.i M
!
i-r.
t..ta . .. I to H. M
.. ai4 ' m
.. mm IHf. M.
' " al itti UMktnvra fiW
tt' s '-4 tit t mi tk vtl.
'". ft i-iti klnr
rex tt sUr-t tit4
GENERAL
PASSENGER
DEPARTMENT.
Milwaukee, Not. 5, 1897.
PATRONS of the Wiecooeio
Central Litjpa in I WusR tbrongh
Cbicego nifty require some BHigt-
unee in tbe way of having their
haiid iMpgAtr tnkeo foflfl or to
ttniu tnl enrrirtge or bus, or in
uirtDy other waye, and tLey will
find b11 that i deeiriHl in thi re
eppct in tbe epnice of tbe Uebfri
at tbe Grand Central Pawieriger
Statinn, ho bate recently been
nniformed with brown unit and red
.... mi i - :-. : i . r. mt
cp. ltiey win ce m woiuun
of tli I'a.'ifti' l't. I'uiii. m ImP.i
itffc4 io.ir.r tnun. tit.ieriirt nnf it ' !l train jrpj'ared to MHixt pa-
ur.nt. M)d it ie booed thatnnr
(. Mil unit nt artdnaa,
tniU. ki'MO c, n. MARK
r r
Tnt c,H Tii uri
win g U'ttroni will folly tbrmerlTee
.f thie ad litiooal j-roTieion for
T tit tifnts In rt Tst'rn ' r.i,. la aud
a 1 IWiaiWy f in i rta be ob'ainrl at rt'r tmm
their con fort.