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SIXTEENTH YEAR
HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, JUNE 21, 1893.
NO. 659
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SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE.
PUBLISHED
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0. R. & N.--L0CAL CARD.
Train leaves Heppner 9:30 p. m. daily exoept
Sunday arriving at Heppner Junction 1205 a. m.
Loaves Heppner Junction 3:30 a, m. and ar
rives at Heppner 6:00 a m
Spokane Express No. 4 leavos Portland at 2:00
p. m. and arrives at Heppner Junction 7:90 p. m.
and U ma' ilia 8:50 p. in.
Portland Express No 3. from Spokane, arrives
at Umatilla duo a. m. and Heppner Junction 7.-00
.m. ard arrives at Portland 12:50 a. m.
Fast Mail No. 2 leaves Portland U:25 p. m. and
arrives at Heppnor Junction 8:a5 a. m. and at
Umatilla 4:3(1 a. in.
Fast Mail No. 1 leaves Umatilla 11:10 d. m. and
arrives at Heppner Junotion 12:25 a. in. and at
fotuaud 7 :a- a. m.
For further information inquire of J. C. Bart,
Agent U. R & N., Heppner, Ore.
OIFE'XCI.A.Xi rDIEaEGTOXaT-.
United States Officials.
Piesident William McKinley
Vine President Garret A. Hohart
Secretary of State W. R. Way
Secretary of Treasury Lyman J. Gage
Secretary of Interior Cornelius N. Hliss
Secretary of War KusbpII A. Alger
tnretary of Navy John D. Long
Postmaster-General Charles Kmery Smith
Attorney-General John W. Griggs
SHoretary f Agriculture James Wilson
State of Oregon.
( iovernor W. P. Lord
Secretary of State H. K. Kinoaid
Treannrer Phil. Mutantou.
Bnpt. Publio Instruction (J. M. Irwin
Attorney General C. M. Idleman
Senator. G- W. McBride
w'liini"e
Printer W. H. Leeds
!K. S. Hnan,
F. A. Moore,
C. E. Wolverlon
Sixth Judicial District.
! -cnit J ndge Stephen . Lowell
P.osKmtin? Attorney H. J. Bean
Morrow County Officials.
Joint Senator A, W. Qowan
Uepreaentative J. N. Drown
'nntjr Judge A. G. Hnrtholomew
' Commissioners J.R.Howard
J. W. Beckett.
" Clerk J. W. Morrow
Sheriff K. L. Matlock
' Treasurer Frank (iilliam
' assensor rsa V. Pettays
' Surveyor. J. J. Motiee
School Sup t Jay W. Shipley
'' Coroner B. F. Yaughan
HEPFNlCB TOWN orrtciRH.
Majot Tho,. Morgan
0 ..mrdlinen E. J. Hlocum, M.
Lichtenthal, J. It. Simons, J. J. Roberto, J. W.
Hasoras and E. U. Hperry.
It loonier W. A. Richardson
Freatiiroi L. W. llrigga
Marshal John Uager
Precinct Officers.
luetics of th Peace W. E. Richardson
( onntahle N. S. Whetstone
United States Land Officer.
TUB DALLES, OX.
1. 9. Moor, Hetrister
A. 8. Biggt Reomver
LA OBAKUS, OH.
E. W. Bartlett Register
I. H. Kobbiua Receiver
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BBCBZT BOCI3EXIE.
BAWUNS POST, NO. II.
G. A. B.
KkIiiI Heppner, Or., th third Saturday of
"h month. All veterans art invited to loin.
W. W. Smith. H W.Haa,
Adjutant, tf Commander,
D. J. McFaul, M. D.
HEPPNER, OREGON.
Offloe boars, 8 to 10 a.m., nod 12 to
3 p. m., ft! residence, W. A. Kirk's prop
erty, east of M. K chnrcb, South, sod 10
to 12, . in , to 2 lo 6 p. m. , at nfiloa in
tba rear of Borg'e jewelry store.
Brown & Redfield,
Attorneys at Law,
OfflM lo tba First National Bank
Building.
Hifpsbr, t t Ob too.
If
Ellis & Phelps,
YTT0RNEYS AT LAW.
All business atten14 to In a prompt and
satlsfarlory uiauuer. Motsrlv public and
Collectors.
Otllce la Matter Building, Heppner. Or.
D. E. GILMAN,
6cncralCollcctor
Put your old hooks and not In his
hanils and (t your money out of
them Mske a tsiiy of bard
Collection.
Office io J, X. I5ro o'f, IluilJing.
W. A. RICHARDSON,
Justice of the Peace
and City Recorder.
COUClk CMAMI1M
ells snd Wits real estate, rents boo, part
kM taa, mursf sn. Ins snd w 111 mki you In
k wa In ble Him. at rMsubsiil Rf una. U
First National Bank
OF HKITNLR
C.A.PlHCa, . Preslslent
T.A.AMtA. Via ProeMeM
OCO. W. CON sift, Cashier
S. W. SPtNCKN, Ass t Cashier
tmw4 I Cf&tnl l&ty Ba-ii
EXCHANO!
Oa all partes lb wofM
Bought and Sol (..',
ColatUme a4s ea all Hn'l
raasot-ats Tr.
uriw t4 attn!4 rrvl'e
Wisconsin
Centkal
Lines
PASSENGER
DEPARTMENT.
Milwaukee, Nov. 5, 1897.
PATRONS of the WisconBiD
Central Lines in passing through
Chicago may require some assist
ance in the way of having their
hand baggage taken form or to
train and carriage or bus, or in
many other ways, and they will
find all that is desired in this re
spect in the service of the Ushers
at the Grand Central Passenger
Station, who have recently been
uniformed with brown suit and red
cap. They will be in waiting at
all trains prepared to assist pas
sengors, and it is hoped that our
patrons will fully avail themselves
of this additional provision for
their comfort.
JAS. C. POND,
Gen'l Passr. Agt,
H W. Fall,
PROPRIETOR
Of the Old Reliable
Gault House,
CHICAGO. ILL..
Half block west of the Union Depot of C. B. &
H J. M. s Bt. v., O. & A., P. Ft. W. & C..
and the C. St. L. & P. Railroads.
RATBS ma.oo PEH DAY
Cor. W. Madison and Clinton Sts.,
CHIOAaO. IXjL.
THE rA.Zvl,Ki3
NURSERIES,
R. H. WEBER, Prop.
THE X).IjIjE3t OEEaOlT,
Grower and Dealer in
Fruit, Shade and Ornamental Trees,
Grape Vines and Small Fruits.
Our Trees are Grown With
out Irrigation.
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While toe aaeo ronr so bsrr inline tmiA mm wrm
eukss roarbrMjlafraf ohars.
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shuwldsr.
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rihi hip, alau sod-rtnt la Wt ear, JU a
Uiwtow euanlf.
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mntp la rt-w sad solil Jt imtt mt
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hip. waul star nsi.t , Uir- siiu la f'l.t
Mia.r. Ont. nmtM fur 4 aiti M n aa
flll hip, buna, M oa lafl sbuaJdar.
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AN OPEN LETTER
To MOTHERS.
WE ARE ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGHT TO
THE EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE WORD "CASTORIA," AND
"PITCHER'S CASTORIA," AS OUR TRADE MARK. -
I, DR. SAMUEL PITCHER, of Hyannis, Massachusetts
was the originator of "CASTORIA," the same that
has borne and does now bear on every
the fac- simile signature of (&&$fffl& wrapper
This is the original "CASTORIA" which has been used in
the homes of the Mothers of America for over thirty years.
LOOK CAREFULLY at the wrapper and see that it is
the kind you have always bought on the
and has the signature of Ct&$fM&4( wrap
per. No one has authority from me to use my name excevt
The Centaur Company, of which Chas. H. Fletcher is President.
Do Not Be Deceived.
Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting
a cheap substitute which some druggist may offer you
(because he "makes a few more pennies on it), the in
gredients of which even he does not know.
"The Kind You Have Always Bought"
DtAMO ll-lt
Insist on Having
The Kind That Never Failed You.
TM CCNTAUK COMMNY, TT ".US HAY BTKSCT, HCWVOSK OITY.
j. ABEAHAMSICK,
Merchant Tailoring !
Mr. Abrahamsick ia the pioneer tailor of Hepp
ner. Kis work is always first class and satisfac
tion guaranteed.
CALL, AND SEE ME. ON MAY STREET-
"When you hear dem bells T
YOU SHOULD
HEPPNER TRANSFER CO'S
Belled express is coming. Does delivery work
on short order, 10 cents and upwards. This
wagon is No. 4, and leave your order with it
or at "Central" telephone office.
WE MOVE ANYTHING !
For more than fifty-six
in its weekly visits to the homes of farmers
and villagers throughout the U. S.
IT II AH faithfully IsbnrH for thflr trnsiHljp
" iihoiws, mr aauiauon, lor in eievatlnu ol Am man manhood ami
trim omnhol M
tT HAStoMat lb iimifta, liilcrvslln j ami InstruHlv stories of th 4oln.. of lb aorlit. the
nsllon so. I ii.l.-s.
IT II AS a.i ail Ihs farmer as tn th must sm.rnvr methods of ftllflfatfltlaf S f 14 haralltla (.(si
, '"'I-,h I""!' roinart
IT U AS le.1 In sll Bisttets l-rUlnln In th.
aa.i.u.y .a iwi'i (ii.ii vfiiulfrH-s BIM1
IT ZH TIIX3.
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$2.75, eesh In advance.
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York Cltr. and a ssoil.l. m.i ol l,. Sm Vols
WHITE COLLAR LINE.
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Slrtam iniJUDNri, BAILW GJTCtiiT AND OfEtS W1VL
Uio AM-r Hlrr-I lb.. l'..rt!,o,, f,
mi euu rsnrona. iifmii (flimwiKiS tils ilaano leBt.,, a4 rail
n4i alaa at Y..in-'s Jta altb Haal,re ltailral.
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SKJNAIUHE OF
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SEPTEMBER
is,
1841.
years it has never failed
ami hsfpltiMs, for tb lnt.riinnt nt tbslr
them Into the lsr(,-.l p,aaitil. sinount f money.
. - llr. ol lariaersand llisrr, and lur Oter a half
aaiesin.
send It toflao. w. He,t, Trlhqn OSIe M
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WEEKLY CHOP BULLETIN.
From l'resent Indications the Crop Prospects
Were Never Better.
Portlatd, Ore., Monday, Jane 20,1898.
The oroi: prospects are better today
than Ibey wire one week oo, when it
was reported that they were the best
ever seen in Oregon. General raina have
fallen over the slate daring the past
week. While some hay was slightly in-
jured by being cot and rained upon, and
o berries in localities were slightly injur
ed by the rain, yet the raina were of ben
efit to late hay, frnit, berries, hops, and
gram. The crop ootiditionB and pres
peota' today are perfol. UoIusb unprec
edented , weather conditions prevail,
whioh are not probuble, Oregon's crops
this jear will be greater in quantity and
fi.irr in qaulisy than any lerctufore
gathered.
EASTERN OREGON.
Weather. Lower temperature, with
thunderstorms and showers, prevailed
durina the past seven days. The tem
perature averaged 61 decrees, whioh was
5 degrees lower than tor the preoediug
weak and 10 degrees higher than for tbe
corresponding week of last year. The
highest temperature durinn the week
was 90 degrees, on Saturday; the lowest
was 44 degrees, this morning. The tota'
rainfall for tbe week ranaed from 0.12 In
0.50 of an iuoh;over the wheat district
generally less than 0.25 of an iuob fell.
the sunshine was defioient in amount.
Tbe winds were southerly.
Crops. The reports from the corres
pondents indicate that the grain, fruit.
hay, and stook interests are in a better
and more prosperous ooudition than
ever before. Volunteer wheat is report
ed t ) be as good as spri g-sowu, and
almost aa good bs fall-sown on sammer-
fallowluod. Hotenst winds can yet do
injury to grain, but tbe possibility ot in
jury from that source is so remote that
it need not be considered. Tbe rains ot
tbe past seven days were of espeoial
benent to tbe grain in Wasoo. Sherman.
Gilliam, and Morrow oounties. There
ports indicate tbat no more rain is
needed, tbe soil is in a moist condition,
while the largest grain crop in tbe his
tory of the inland empire is assured.
Strawberries are ripenina in the ula-
teau regiou. Cherries continue to ba
plentiful. The shipment of strawberries
is oeasing. Vegetables are making a
rapid growth. Anples, peaches, pears,
aod grapes wera never more promising
than they are at Ihi present time. Hay
ing Is progressing ; tbe riiios have nut
injured the. hiy tbat is still dowo.
Pufltnra. e and ranges are good, and
stock is In fine condition,
A oliaotfH to f-iir and warmer weuthor
Is probable within the lint week.
H. 8. Pauuk.
Section Direotor, Portland. Or.
Bbiloh's Consumption Cure cures
where others fail. It is the leading
Cough Cure, ami no borne should be
without it. Pleasaul lo take snd goes
ri"bt to th- spot. 8ld by Oonser k
Warren. x
HOMSV.H4T PKKHDN Ala
Tbe I.resi.lHI.f has ini,nlnla,l I ,a D
r.w.u..,. W'.f t.
Lucas ttgietar of the laod oflion at Th
1 it . . . .. ..
I'ltlies Kn. I U.I rnttaraon 1.0. IVcf. Mr.
i'allersnD is editor and proprietor of I he
Heppner (Inn-He. We era ala-av ul.,i
ti sea a newspaper man gel a good oflloe.
Editors never get more in the shape nf
offloe (ban they deserve. Tba reiirinu
om.:lalei f The IJ.IIes land oflloe have
won lbs Mlroro or all who have bad deal
lugs witb the ollloe during (heir trim.
Messrs. Iiiggs and Moor have at rv,)
longer than In tour fears I hey were ap
Pointed tor. which I t.fiK.f that il.i.
work as well done. Hood Kiver
C):oler.
Wenolice tht Oils I'aiteraoe, editor
ol the lleppuer(irs )0.g. He, an ol.l-
tlmeoil i' 0 of Ibis place and who learned
the "art pn-aertaliva" ber, ba been ap
pointed rerelvaf nf UiS foiled HlateS ,t d
orfliM at Tba Dalle, Ore. Oar eoosraia.
laflims ate bershy brarlily ntodeJ.
Wailahurg New Era.
Vawtef Craw lord, ia tleptt,r. Or., a
former resident of tbi plaoe. la tare na
a visit lo Ida pareot ed attending the
tamp meUR. Mr. C-swford bed lb
good fiirtna lo ba eheled elerk of bi
(Morrow) eoubly, at lb elretloa bald Is
Uregoa weal, and te to be eongrata
IsUd oo bi elevation lo ao Imporlant a
pnhlle Ira.t. Tbat b will dlsehargs Hi
duties faithfully sad saHefab.nly lo bl
eonsliloeoey, we sa abundant evidence
io Lis make op. H favored Tba N.a
Era ilb a e-erial sail last Mdf fc ro.
log. W ailebnrg Nw Er.
lw.-lh r On I'alterson.of lb IIrrtor
Oacaiie, baa baaej api'ilaled rrrlvr of
TU Ill-a lan.l ima. TbU is a rel
K.i,ltriet.l. a HroUisr I'allereoa l.as
iU4 by Ibo repqhllrsn Ibfiogh llticlj '
aod tt. It aed ba earned lb t,r. ff.ra.
offlna Hera's It inii,llf.lhef -C,
bis ('List.
kM If A k aaief ,,,
llnSalo, N. Y. -OsaUi- Frora a;
lieraaaal knowledge, gaiaad la tlrvir
lbs elTeot of yoar Hlillob' Ctira la
of advnr4 svisaoipibie, I am prep,r4
lo sy il is ta saoet remark ateta remedy
Ibal ba ever leaan hrtenaM sat aftea.
Ilfea. Ii has eerUlelr se1 m,,f from
t UViiii S.H 1 1; Of trA Wirrso.
A Good Company.
It may be Said that there never was a
more creditable popular prioed theatrical
oompany than tbe Joesey-Marvin
organization that opened a week's en
gagement at tbe Frazar opera bouse last
night; certainly, there was never a more
exoellent troupe. It costs momy to pay
for good aotiog talent,; but tbe Jossey
Marvin'e seem to have solved the prob
lem, for they have gathered under their
standard men end women that would be
in demand by the best companies on the
road.
"Braving the World" was last bight's
play. It was new here, and this added
to the charm of the good productive
work.v Clean, clever, talented, interest
ing, Bmusing, entertaining, natural all
tbese adjectiyee may be deservedly used
in describing the initial event.' Tbe
BuaieDce was large. Pendleton Tribune
This very popular oompany will begin
a tour night's engagement at the Henn
ner opera house on Wednesday evening
June 22
GBANT COUNTY MINES.
The Outlook io tbe Principal Camps Was
Never Better.
From the Long Creek Eagle.
The mines of Grant county have never
been more productive than Ihey have this
season. Not only have the old claims of
the various oamps been "exoeeding ex
veotations, but over a soore of new
loiations have been added to tbe list.
and each of them are proving veritable
bonanzas for the luoky disooverers.
Plaoers on California gulob aod
vioimty have been runulng full foroes
and all are reported as paying handsome
profits. Some nuggets taken out of
California euloh so from (! tn ft!) on,t
the same may be said of the Vinson
crt ek mines.
William Well man. of La Grande, hna
large interests in tbe Granite diet riot,
and has made quite a fortune off his
property, according to late reports from
tbat oamp. He has sold the Carrie
group of five olaims whioh he has for
the past seven years been developing, to
an Eastern oompany. Ii is said that a
good round sum was paid for tbe prop
erty .
Eat Almost Anything.
"I was a sufferer from indigestion and
oould eat sosroely anything without
suffering great distress. I was slso
troubled with beadaabea. I besnn tak
fCg Hood's Ssrssparilla and it has helped
me wonderfully. I oan now eal almost
anything I wish, without distress." Mrs
Anna Btuby, Sylvan, Washington.
Hood's Pills are Ibe favorite family
cathartic Easy lo take, easy to oper
ate. 25o.
Vfcxvtrr and hAoa.
BY LCI VIBNON.
When a man geta np In tbe morning
he grumbles if bis breakfast is not ready;
but it be goes fishing berao wail all day
for a bile.
Heppner yootb enamoured nf the
danghter-I beg you, sir, for tba bsod
of your daughter. I can Dot live with
out ber.
Heppner Pa Glad to bear it. I can't
live witb ber. Name tba day, young
man, and ob, Lord let be soon.
Heppner youih-(bstkiiigoff)-D'ni
er pleas givems lime to reflect,
Home girU like to do everything bat
help their poor old mother work.
The man tbat speaks lightly of a wo
man ia ao nnolrao beast, and a dose of
sruallpoi ia much preferable.
Fiinoy six. ol tbt bed steer."
"Howsor'
"Well, wbea it I aliv il is on lbs
rang and wbeu it is dead, it still goss
on I he range.
Her beaoty isn't advertised,
Hhe much dislike such capers;
Yt very oflao il oeours
Ilr sorts are la lb papers
Tbere Is stilt soma hope li fl for editors
t. Tba editor of lbs (lag. Its ba
bwo eprwdnUl receiver ot Ibe lead
offl at Tb )all, Oreion. Tbis U
what a man get a bl tinnl.hoient for
ibfoaing all Iba spring" an I "war"
poems Inl.i lb aaals bask. I.
I waul to ba ao editor
Asd witb lb editor slaod
Tl.eo 1 will gel aa office
AaJ lhal -nme" will 111.
Well, here's tbmslng oa a mighty
perl and I.I4 hunk of rongistulallo,
Mr. Elitor. My y.u never ai.rm Ibe
lao.l offias a joe, bav th Osteite
('(Tin 04 pre, day, oa anenool ot a
drntiku typo,
"ttmm"
Wbea a Biaa ks ao otifnrtaoaie aa to ba
impellaj q pa 00 !, a a
rli tf worry ftpan to titm. I do aol
wr ( aod aa tkaklal Ibal t do
a d, f-rt stary p's on o( my aq4alolaae
that wear (lessee, is oUral)v, f,vr
aod far ay boating lbru. Iblb
ep-et-le aoJ eye g ! of all soils
are ralioaably la my uilod lbs
sbyesl obj-ot la eiiUo. Ualeastl
be a tM-k-t ia a MUry Ibal draws
m.-ney. u this re peel they farpaas
matelaas, ao eve year "peas ley." If
a , air r.1 peiaylaa are laid on tabf
or a ebelf, it Is a sal bl Ibal when yoa
wan! Ifcenj s mla's, !. ibey are
ot ll.-ra. tt Is paa!lr, trot aom in
if uln, ibe br xasat n,, a pair of
pert!. r Ufl alio, Iba- seek eoa
r'T-.., a.. ue'4 bt l.,f cab6l
POWDER
Absolutely Pure
that they select witb unerring instinct
places Of connealment in whioh they are
least likely to be disturbed.
Tbere is the authentic case of tbe man
who, when dining, laid bis spectacles by
the side of bis plate, and after a pro
longed searoh found them towards the
end of the evening at the bottom of the
soup tureen. There is also the equally
well known case of another man who was
willing to swear that he had placed hie
spectacles in bis right-hand breast
pocket, from which they almost immedi.
ately disappeared, to be found two days
later in the baud bag of bis widowed
sister. If man possesses only one pair
of glasses, he is to be pitied. For be
spends tbe better part of his life in
searohing for them. This is the reason
why the hair of persons of either sex
who wear glasses is invariably grey.
Nothing was ever know to be lost ia tbe
great city of Boston, Mass., but spec
tnoles, as yet-unle88 it wag good every
day horse sense.
In the case of those unhappy people
who require two distinol pair of glasses,
one for reading and the other for seeing
things at a distanoe, the hair is either
snow white, or has completely disap
peared. I hasten to Bay right here, that
il Is a big mistake to own a single pair ot
extra glasses. Two pairs oouoeal them
selves more iffeotually. if possible, than
one pair. Probably they oonnive to
gether to ootwit tbe tyrant man. The
plan of making one's glasses fast to the
buttonhole with a string is deoided by
wrong. It only results in catohing the
glasses on door-knobs aud other project
ing artio as, and In the consequent break
ing of bnth string andglesees. About
Ibe only wny I know in which a man oan
make sure of not losing bis glasses is by
never removing them from bis nose.
This, I may add, however, ba its Incon
veniences, bs well. To wssb one's face
satisfactory while wearing spectacles is
very difficult. If you dou't believe me,
try. And to sleep with them on, might
give the intruding twelva-o'olock-mid-nlgbt
burglar a shock which would prove
fatal, and so bring tbe spectacle-wearer
into difficulties with tbe police judge
who is determined to unhohl the .ihi.
ot burglars.
Tbe loss of glasses is one of those great
mysterious tbin.s, which, to tha wearer
seems inevitable, and over whioh, acoord-
mg lo tbe advice of tbe self oonnit,i
jay and shallow-brained galoot who never
wore a pair of spectacles in bis life, be
oauae bo had good eyesight, w must not
worry. As if the very fact that an evil
is inevitable did Dot constitute the very
heal possible reaaon for worrying. I bet
you can'l flod your glasses right now.
I'lepar nf Opium trnin fie Poppy.
A Ibwiton iniTcl.iint niulir, aornerevea
luUon thut will na ru.il.i- thing very
ph'aaant for opium ur. "The procoaa
of preparing opium from tin. poppy, aa
practiced In India ntxl IVrnla to-day,"
eid be, "i very neurly thi amne aa waa
employed rlghtfi-n hundred jvura ao.
A the eupMilc mostly u'hmiiuI In tho
nart-otif Juiie, it la from tlx m. the opium
la procured. A frw tluva lifU-r tlm full
of the flower, mm ami oiih ii provi'i'il
to the Hi lU ami ni.iU.. Iioriuititl in
ciaiona in the ( iimiIi Ixdng rurt-ful Hot
to rut too th-cp, ao the Jtil.i. il.a a not .
cap Into tin- t ,uli A whilo Jul.-e
(iikIi's and pa-iira in tin- form of a
War liMin th nitre of tlm Incision,
whb'ii ia allownl lo r.'iiiulu t unit y four
hour, H hrli it In ktiim-i off and i-ol.
leot-d In aiiialh r v. . I, and Ix-ut.-n.
balng molatrtii'd with aulivu. unlv una
tsar bvlugohtttliinl from aaingU; pluut.'
Hot Mlaw.
To make but shiw slo e a lit.
knlfi! a solid head of rnhliege; put It
Into a kettle and add half it rnpful f
hot Vtater, or inure If tienled; iyrr
loarly and rook from 20 to :iu mlruitra;
then add and stir through It quickly
salt and bmii-r to senaon, with one rgaj
veil Uatrti, and at tbe hi.t twolablo
l-x.nfnl, of vinegar and arrva boL
tkiaion Herald.
Ileflalttaaa, -aa.
Mrs. Il.-nj-v. k (to Mr. If., who I read
ing) Your llttlti aon Just eabrd you
a queetlon, and you didn't er il
him. You oupht ! ba aaliamest of your
aelf, aied I shaU
Mr. limp-1 didn't ,ef I,im.
Mra. If. ir,, )f.u nr.rr bear when a
nwiiih-f of your own family Sks to
)ot. You ara tl.af to the ry on. ) on
aliould brie and rhrrieli -d. af to.
Mr. If. -What iba-a he want to know 1
Mm. U.- lie aakrd you vt hat a hermit
viu.
Mr. It - A lirrmit. my ,., U a man
!. love -a, Bll ,,,,1,, y
Weakly.
T Mllllaa a tear.
hen w,,a Lor, try, and bur again, it
fner t,rr re ssli.li.d. he w..i.ia ,f 1 1,
l hl.lr , now I II. Ill t aaiarata
J st.dr I stbsrlM- st (l.a r.le lao rmllmii
ts.r and II a ,l Ihra lo,IU..n I.
fo, Sew U.l . h IneaiK sunt protrd
tl.st I s- vt ,ie the n,i i. l.Ml,tli, I., a, I
rM .!.. (. eyijU-l, it,, ,, r..M5,
' l a-.aM.jtk Ui,uiuisiil4.