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How the Friends of a French Thief Got
Themselves Into Jail.
Some years ago, says the Detroit
Free Press, the friends of a Parisian
thief adopted a decidedly unique method
of carrying1 on a clandestine corres
pondence with him while he was await
ing trial. One day the jailer was vis
ited by the prisoner's betrothed, who
asked him to give her lover an envelope.
This upon being opened w.vs found to
contain simply a small lock of her hair,
around which was folded a leaf of a
book. The jailer did not consider it
worth his while to deliver this souvenir
to the culprit, and, therefore, threw it
aside.
A day or two later a similar inelosure
was handed in at the prison pate and
shared the fate of its predecessors. In
the course of a week nnotlitir was left
by the same person. Thi.'i aroused the
suspicion of the governor of the prison,
to whom had been detailed the circum
stances. He determined to investigate
the meaning and accordingly first ex
amined the printed leaf. This he found
was torn from A novel and contained
twenty-six lines on each side. Ho
; then turned his attention to the hair
and discovered that there were twenty
six pieces of unequal length. This puz
zled him for awhile, and then suddenly
jumping to the conclusion that there
must be some connection between the
number of the primed lines and the
number of hairs, he laid each of the lat
ter along '.he line of the page they re
spectively reached, beginning with the
shortest hair, at the top of the leaf.
After changing them about several
times ho discovered that each hair
pointed to a different letter, und the
combination thus produced formed a
slant; sentence, by means of which the
prisoner was given to understand that
his friends had ascertained the day on
which he was to be taken to court and
were determined to make a bold at
tempt to rescue him as soon as he made
his appearance.
Taking the cue, the governor adopted
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one for whom they had planned the
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PEOPLE OP
fit. Mantaaa
EASTERN PCRU
f ami AsKrlis e4 1st
r.atrr IVrw. tlfwisfh iltanrlnif lu
eoliibaJ t.U at varkm fela, haa
atl rallfl Ihe .,Mtia -r wU4
nmry airwe lh firl i- h-ny wa
planlMl IHrrv, iw .untrT.I al fifty
aig jf a -m. aara writ r In tlarr-ri
Wfllf. Tli prri. n ( llrarl
atrttlrr wrs an en-lles wiifi t ,
mtnatille svlvrnuin-a. T-na wen j
bult ari l tllr.T.l tinny timra, att4
IbT la arrrc!jr a in;U il wlit b Ha
H Wll )Ui tl.o I4l.f whlti
ari l "n ll.r.ufH rtilri f
flirt fp'irtl.h an! IVnitUa s
of tltla lint'fy w nw-ioKnllj- lwt
anorw t.nlal than reJ aasHl wltWt
ih Ut laetly J tar, during" wtlr
Humi a vrr i f lt l trti("n alalkieM
fcaet CiurU.h l f- rlh lnUtHti f fr
iwm lhn.tt'l I'l ait tl. Htian ! Inhaw
luata an Vr lbs r-tve ial .llsnalsji
f1 by Irws rtpainf f Itv. Aeaai H
la Cg f all tau In I " A
krvufiV.Pg'f I he ana) l'jr f llpart
kiu ayiw livina I lh Montana are
allW I'rewvUna nsrij.'nally fft IN
Ml ariswit f.f Herman, I r H fctrf
Ceg'.UK, wltB) ls nf U.t ArnvrW-ana
bo tsae. ttanrfi al!r4 It U.U fMSKiU
trxwt ut hm I jr M vf l a
fWMK'y at.! r.f 1 la It. ruV
IW tn,U. 1 Ksi a nttf
anl4a af-.lei af aatvL f H "I lha
4 Quicr Case Whkili Oiina t'sns flofore
m New link I.awyor.
In the way of twins, s.tya a hew York
letter to l no lluff.ilo Ktjires, you have
probably aoPii the so culled I wo IkimiIimI girl,
Hi: ilo-Ch ri tine, eon i -un g of t wo negrrasea
joined toijnther by luture murh timro com
partly thin were the futimtis Hninieao iwina.
Mulie and Chiiaitna lnve bueu shown bj
Uarnuui and oUier exhibitor, lor many
years, and are iinw AL'i'd about forty. The
biatueso bnithcra muirii'd two wlvea, at
you will P'liiiMi.b.r, and Uvrd In Houtb
Carolina afu r r " n o. g frou the museumt
until Hie di'.i.h of oiio from diM-aan waa lin
nedia'e y lollnwed by that of the otbet
from frigut A boot worum ciamitiatioo
proved thai physi, ui, b d been right In
aaylng that a turpicul apuralion would
have brva fuil. la tho rao of Millie and
Cbriauna even the auggnsuonot parting
tbemran not bo ronmili'rwl, twsuns Ihey
are joined f mm thmr tsipa neatly up lo Ihntr
ahouiduta. li'it l'. w not a quution of freak
ish anatomy wlm h ld ins to writa of thee
wi'mrn. KxJu.lk'Q tlitunihiH'fi'r la a New
York lawyer to Wmmeho A pmpla go wilfe
many of their knotty b-gitl question.
"But no ca w rvrr preumted la we
that waa earner lo ! t.:, ami )t't tnor.
.Iirknia'.y Bovet,1 the Iwwyer r""iUy aaid
to me, "than tlial of tlilltvChriaUne. The
death 0. !Hk tr'iUrrjd, thrnuga wluiaa
a bow agenry aiu a (if I ha buaitieae of the
museums waa d -ne, reaila Una matter,
WbH'b ran to ma atmul a year ag'S but ba
Onvrr been pubil.bi d. I lUjfefal l railed at
toy offka with a ktter fnm MiUle Chrtaun
ivqueetlng m. la Bod out Whether, If they
were to marry o.e and the aaiue aian, it
would roosutut. bigamy la the rj.
of the law. It Waa evident enough, a).
Inough they did Pot aay a .iptkulr. that
an offer of joml marrlag. bad bwn atade to
the HI aud that Ihey rutiUiplale4 an a
(vouii. la ru. the trirtita union stouid
b lawful. Tbef argnd ta.i they kad ai
ware bta atrt.4 aa lwoba4ns
Tirl,' Uiaclaioi being toad cm Ibair behalf
that Uirf were on. Individual With tw
a.U. fur arn.a and four pf a. If that
view of thR muxl Mi etj4 la law Uwa
ettigia bustiMd Wtxitd tw quit prwfer
Hut itvr vr I'K'U a(iBliiaan4 bd n
(i of 4itkg any Itui.g rng, ! saiijr or
rligimtslr. Fiu'aMl wth4 mf peu(-
bMal Rnlo I I ha gaklaoee of tb
twit. a. UI svxiraa, lt, tfaxiey (Uial Vnf
rertM nro waa envroiy .kusat.a,
ad I k4 aa d.m. uiiy la f.anag aa
evicna thai Uteir -.iil eaarrtag la on.
ast won d bo bigaes fu turn It am i
aiatl aa eriaiii.al fnoilahanenl ea t'e wie,
of waa it ba.y that frrmi r,g mmn4
iw ba ba4 ! bis aedr IM ar,ir
ilmisxtuot Hut I ba4 In lil UNna Ib.t
U IbefwMtena ever mm lwfrw oo-.iV,
Utey u4 ettrwy ba 4tf4 tw.aa, aved
ooijf Ia6 (Asrrwsr tmrmmumf whn '
atH t. aiber wvumI tw a wt. t,wa UK
a..d asta, a.lhAus'k it .ttt bev.rr-ra4
Shift Die later, ttwu, b Inra .d. a4 ".4
anMlb. Hb)m la. bsba4 V pnmmv
lM. jtl la . Ia) 1 ra,44 ra
sei4 al Use Isvus (.'ta O I swans'' a r
ak waa b waa aa4 aMKMf It
t kal U.haiA tni'g ar iasVataasi a. gal.
Taa law cay aei.g y fr H M
aaissi4, ml m f.s.is pfmi,u m
fr4e a luff w4 ax.a,s o Hi a
abwM U trsr t After tt.. east. faa
kMl I a4vtM f ttgsr. lfc.1 M,.ia('srw.
- Ua aewsnaetiv. bwM af at M att lo
- Rtaie e eeMnst f. f as, bt ! ao--'r
wa erf eaaenaa. te 4 H. Jtva,
IMwasa44 r ew44 I. Mv.
for improving oi. nature by disturbing
their otherwise not particularly hand
some countenances. Among the Man-
ganjas, for example, h is the head upon
which the greatest elaboration is be
stowed. The most favorite form of
dressing the hair is to take a couple of
pieces of wet, pliable hide, and shape
them into the form of ox or buffalo
horns, after which they are allowed to
dry. They are then fastened to each
side of tho forehead and the hair trained
over them and plastered into position
by means of grease and clay. Two
hornBare the favorite ornament, but
sometimes only one is used; in the latter
case the wearer looks like a black bi
pedal unicorn.
Others vary this style of hair-dressing
bv twisting up a number of locka all
over the head into the shape of minia
ture horns, so as to cause a porcupine
like appearance in tho practicer of this
extraordinary style of head dress. Pig
tails, so far as their short "wool" WUJ
allow, are also in vogue among some ol
this tribe. The women, as might be ex
pected, are also by no means without
f actidiousness in dressing and ornament
ing their hair, but this is quite over
shadowed by another effort at neautny
ing in which they excel, namely, in
wearing the "pelclo" or ring of Ivory,
metal, or bamboo, which Is of consider
able size, in their upper lip, the orifice
for its reception being gradually en
larged from early girlhood until it can
receive the full-sized ring, which, among
the Mangania belles, constitutes the
acme of female loveliness made perfect
The wearing of this hideous ornament
altera tho whole appearance of the face
and renders it linponsiblo for the women
to prouounce the labial letters. Hence
a woman In this tribe Rpeaka differently
from the men. homo of the women
even tattoo, but owing to the darkneaa
of their akin this mode of decoration
cannot get shown to advantage and Is
not very popular. It is not pleasant to
record of a nation bo fond of dresa that
they Hmmed to lie entirely unconsclotit
that in civilized eyes clennliitea la
virtue which ranks even higher than tat
tooing. They are filthy lu the extreme.
One old . mini denied that It was true
that he had ever waahed hlinnelf; he hod
really done ao once, but It waa act long
mi that ho could not trust lila memory
tj aay how many year had clupaeil
aincu that notable event It la alinoat
atiperfluous to add that akin diwaw
are, In coiiwquenee common among
thi-m and exhibit moat pvmUtcnt and
virulent forma.
upon he proceeded to read them a lec
ture on the sinfulness of scandal.
"But, father," remonstrated his daugh
ter, "we must say something." i
"If you can do nothing better," re
torted Mr. Ilaynes, dryly, "get a pump
kin and roll it about. That will be mi
least innocent diversion."
Not long afterward a conference of
ministers met at his house. , During the
evening an earnest discussion of cer
tain points of doctrine arose, and from
the lofty pitch of some of the voioea it
seemed as if a part of the disputants, at
least, were.' in danger of losing their
temper.
At that juncture Mr. Ilaynes' daugh
ter quietly entered the room, bearing a
huge yellow pumpkin. She put it down
in front of her father, and said:
"There, father, roll it about; roll it
about."
Mr. Ilaynes was called upon for an
explanation, and good humor was re
stored. .
At another time a revival was in
progress in the parish, and some of the
young zealots were ridiculed. They
went to Mr. Ilaynes and complained of
certain scandalous reports that had been
circulated.
"I knew all this before," said Mr.
0 ay ncs.
"Why did you not tell us?" cried oue
of the young persons, in an injured tone.
"Why? My dear friends," said th
old minister, his eyes twinkling, "be
cause it is best to let Satan carry hi
own mail and pay his own postage.".
Not fw who read what Mr, IViberl
lloall, of Holland, Vs., baa to ear below'
ill remember tbelr owa eipertenae
under Wit eireamaianre: "Leaf winter
I had la grippe wblab left me in low
aisle of health. I tried Bnmernn
remedies, none of wbieh did in sat
good, until 1 waa induced It try a bniHa
of Chamberlain's Congb Ilmoy. Tba
first hot 1 1 of It so far relieved m thai
I wa .aided la attend to oy work, and
the aeennd botile fleeted enre." Kor
la al M) cents per txitll by lliill Cohn,
druggist.
WISDOM OF THE COW.
thera Are ltreaiui V. bra lief Intel
llgMf la Iteallr 11 tnarbaM.
It la popular brlU f that the dog la
the ml Intrlllgenl of nil four-footed
animate, and that next In the rm-otal
ale la tho borw, aald a ht Umlan to
t, t.li.U- H nt rl man. i nsi M
mistake. The cow know bhitw than a
bor and W combined are capable of U11nf fron America sk lor Mr. Mua-
Irwrntn?, an ordinary vn row wo
baa brra a-t,f)lw rvsMinalile farllitlra
for a-'iulrltii rerwral ltifrMtaUof
aurh iarr than wiw ttwitwho fcave r rit
CURIOUS IDEAS OF HEAVEN.
Entertained by Australian Aborigine. aa4
Aleutian Islanders.
The Ideas of the native Australian
concerning a luture life are unique.
curious and interesting in the extreme.
A trilie on the lower Darling formerly
believed that death waa but a protract
ed sleep, and that sooner or later there
would come sn awakening, when all
old habits would le tuken up and fa
vorite pastimes renamed, liut, during
this kleep, a remarkable transforma
tion was to tnUe phicc. The Chrlntlan,
who linn had wings und luirpa cradled
nlohia inuke-iip during childhood, ha
no diliU iilty In believing that at some
future time all good people will soar
through the ethereal atmosphere of
psradine, "like awiftokt bird on wing,"
but what of the poor deluded Anstrsy
dsn's Idea? asUs the ht I-oula Repub
lic. He tx-lli ve Hint the rehabilitated
body will le twit-e the length It waa
during iU former aojuum on earth, and
that ni. h end will lie supplied with
head, foil and a nil'.: In abort, that It
will not make a whlt'a difference which
end la up! Thii curious belief In the
conglomeration of the angelta form I
only iiuled by the U-lief if one of the
triU-a of the Aleutian (elands, and Is
very similar with Hie exception that
thin particular tribe of Aleutea believe,
that ru. h inhnbiinnt of paradUe will
have a t Imle'a tail and an auk's wings,
tlila In addition to tho double form bw
lleved III by the Aii'.tr.ilimia. It may
bet a.l,li Ihbt Anetrulian angels an
wltliout wlna and travel fnan place Ir
plaafi by rotitinualty changing rnda; Is
other wor-la, by turning hsmUpringsl
FRO M8 TAN L E Y 1 8M A I L.
Carte. It'... tHi r tey few a
Wki.b Wee. M4.
R4ar4 l anion la bis srtlcU la
tkrlbn.r t gl the fullewlagaelecUoa
from Mr. htaaley a mall: Aa eatawaiaal
ley's eld cap:
i H ht ta4 aa I III at eaa Be SM saf Is S
la ettussMl ensin. I b. ea(lir waUS4
iIMmsi IM ll V-w 0.r1
t i -iii, ,.! ,.lti,.tia ami U'Nwe V are a brl. ki Ke. M ia r
Un b-n-r-l w lib "u. iuos an-i M tbtrvf Afrtr,
etprfialv. funeral. I lie avrratr. wiwb i M u . i mi tarf aetc f. It
enw ran opn fate that faetrns with et4 t r aitiHa ml eerbaitt.. It shall
time bsrk, gt labt the grtn an4 6a
ltf dollar' worth tf damage befofw
the .saept-reUwl owner can rain a r barge
of slug Into mnile .wllrif gun.
"I tK Ilvwl In a village where on
ba:f lh Inhabitanla kept eowa and tt-pM-Int
Oirnt I'l f.Mrage tlx-tr living off
the other ba'.f. I lndlug the bal fate
faaU'nlng of t avail I added a bolt
mI alrpt that tiirfbt awara. Tb fst
nvsraing every r..w la the ll!r wa
In mj garb . ainl , f ill of eabUg-e
that cl ttm two 4..1iar ksd Irt rale
that Ihey cmld itit r through U
gal, and I bad lo ktu k down a feal
off the frttr lo b t iit m eat 1 bal
night I avt-lnl n b-f tbaln mm! pafwt
fwl) k and si ap In wnn.rwnr with ft
cbeaMe-lwmled f t to waU b tfieN4. . kwt k. maml eatf a. eaa a
Ufa. A old bt t;'-l ali private raaae) awe-tasa. , . . , .
jp and eurvrysd lha bymae V wMkke Mr. H. repllad H! t tt.s. SSI IM
. tv.. .k. a) i. a4 Ueialra w'.4if very sreai.
ISA fuiiewtag itif t. i re as aa eta
We snMO.4 la a t w. ea. wtta yr aaas as
A Arm of iobaAvl.u saakae the fob
lewiag coI reueat
Will f bla4. SMe4 a. l grtM
asiMina lo aet-e4 f mt a., isms, a I taw
Bkotwrk it.it e ex I tM a .t-.'')
Sea Sett ! aa!ilf fwat t4 ei.aretM,
m4. at SMiwstne rrasa the beet e4 aaaet tw
A pkotfrepbr writes):
fttat rrmi " 1M Mkretf Uke hf
taf la arimMt fm at MM minm
fee ishM aieet be fell, bet wm
la aaoetf IM Maa4a 4 aa Mskineg pvbtia.
MM tw Sl '' a Ifte a-asltM ef taf-
taratiag IM lM 1 eewl, ikal f et eon teg
ewwatt, eve-
I A fewUeal soldi la Calrw saysi
I kMBttf bg yeaww . r ."-tttbet
to. eiatew It I east a a Ate. I ass
Jl.w I titst t
lb f and stain aurvyed the bo, j
ffeil she went l ve-wk on tba bollwIUk
kef Vrir. In II v. ntisulM) ab kad It!
drawn snd aiart.d v ti In. Hbe I
t-e.b'd rrird b fed l. rf SliU oft ,
Ui ri.Uel". Ila'.f n -l kT ara
fwa'Kiew eat ap M reey4 lew ftw
I bvrelry. 1 1. t-eifw l 1. ft teem la
a v,j,f. tk. ' t-3 H hf
'oliAWiSt
ftrusisiaae ol lh I'lseeek 4a;i
ta MB- rv-e- .!-
I kee tea l '( ta bet la taswwg
tea, aa' taaMg a eet-e.41 la fr
Im.m.4 tMkTtte tw a sr e.
w4r r i e erwt
serf afws Sw f leweea I aaiefa
wet st la r '"' !. ate.
! e . . I saat . saan
tSMtt esa a.aa.ate Is fta
"rr arl mwpi.iti. art rksrsas, lw gatat a.aae e a, M.l b-44 f-til d twii'lfl I .a4 ke ar.. . w-a
ftwMfal la slaU.aini f rw llM Ws-4. Wik ItaeO- b"a, w ' ( (. , lf, ,lrJ f ,.,,4 ' e- a I Hwl H pel a aw paw
aiftf bal srvfwrf li lb ! 1 1 tw , ew ir) !.. .,,, u
tw.n-.. -.1 al -ii- ysrfat-w .-I eeiapj Iw ... le - j ,. ,
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