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FROM JEST TO EARNEST.'
I don't understand you at all,"
said Pierce Trevor to his friend Ralph
Dewey.
"You talk as it I were a conun
drum."
'So vou are! Now, look here,
Dewey, let's have a clear comprehen
sion of the matter. Do you love t anny
White?"
Well ves I rather think, on the
whole, that I am a little taken with the
sparkling brunette."
" 'A little taken!' llow very entnu
siastic you are! And she, poor child,'
is more than 'a little taken' with you."
"I flatter myself that you are rifrh t'
"Well, then, why don't you ask her
to marry you?"
"There it is," groaned Dewey, "you
are all in such a hurry. Can't a man
admire a girl without being brought to
book for it the very next day? I won't
be hurried. When I get mady I'll
ask Fanny to marry me. Are you sat
isfied?"
"Very far from it."
"As Miss White is only your wife's
cousin, 1 really don't recognize your
riirht to catechise me!
"Does that mean that I am to mind
my own business?"
Ralph laughed. "Construe it as you
please only pray don't1 bother me any
more.
lie threw himself lazily on the grass,
flinging his cigar into the very heart
of a cluster of wild flowers and mak
ing an impromptu pillow of his arras,
crossed underneath his head.
"Sleep, then," said Trevor, t little
contemptuously. "I can't afford to
lose the brightest hours of a golden
day like this."
Our hero had not lain there many
minutes, however, before the soft
chime of girl voices sounded througl
the tiny bugles of summer insects ana
the monotonous murmur of green
boughs overhead.
"Girls!" muttered Dewey, 'tenn t
fellow be clear of 'em anywhere? liut
they're on the other side of the copse,
that's one blessing, and if I keep quiet
they'll never beat up iny ambush!
Thev were on the other side of the
copse three bright-facod girls in flut
tering raiment.
"It's so delightfully cool hero," said
llildfgarde Aymer, a fair blonde, as
Saxon as her name.
And one can talk here, too," said
Mary Hell. "At the hotel one is never
certain of not being overheard."
Dewey gave a silent chuckle at this.
Fanny White, leaning against the
twisted stem of the veteran wild grape
vine, devoted hor whole attention to
her parasol handle.
She was the prettiest of the three,
with deep liquid brown eyes and hair
black as the blackest let, while hur
skin, just touched with the creamy
tint thut characterizes the Creole,
glowed carmitui on her check.
"Fanny, do let mo try! said Ililde-
garde. "It will be such a splendid
ioke. and vour English adorer is so
long In making up his mind."
Hut but what will Capt Aymer
th inli?"
"He'll bo delighte 1; men always
glory in a bit of mischief, and Kent Is
such a splendid actor,
Do, Fanny!" urged Mary Hell. "It
will be just for all tho world like the
theater, llildcirai'ilo'n brother U to
pretend to Ihj d!sH'rately in love with
you and you are to eiicnurue Inn at
tentions until that alow-moving Uewey
U bro-'irht to the imint. llow I shall
cuoy iim progress of the situation.
liut your brother must fully under
me, said ! uuny, lienl
Utingly.
Of course; aha n l I explain it to mm
myavlf? There's not a bit of harm In
it, and Mr. Itewey coitainly needs
some stimulus. Now, do con uiill Kate
will be hero this very evening.
Mie don't forbid it, HiMcgardo,
earri'rly cried Miss Ih'll, "ami all the
world knows thut silence gives run
sent Come, fcve how long the khsdowa
ar getting?"
A lid the three graces fluttered down
the hillside.
Dowry rose to his feet and walked
sway also.
"Mr dear little glrU," said he, by
way of tmliliMiuy, "it s a very cleverly
Concocted little plan, but it won't
work, and I've no doubt I shall enjoy
it as much as Miss IMI iirupowa to
da"
Aad he laughed aloud to think how
Completely he khould outgeneral Ids
feminine adverasrira.
"I'll keep I an In aunpenaa for an
other mouth. jut ti pay her for that!"
ha added, within dimwit. "I like the
f irl well enough, but for all that 1
won't be hurri d into matrimony."
Knowing what ba knew, therefore,
Mr. Ifewey was not at all surpnwd
that ruing when be walked Into the
b'lUil drawuig-ruoin to aee a atylioh
young man In the um( nu uf a captain
silting on the sfa and U lng very de
voted to Miss While.
"lt 'ein work." said Mr. Iewef . and
ha sat down to tUy La. Lgtiitnn with
a pretty little Widow, t sum. nsWhed
him from tnalu h-r eyeUhe
'it doesn't j.r.xlm any effrrt at all
upon hi in - the brute !"snlj llil.li garle,
who bad ieet'l t-i- the rerrtanl
lover brought to capitulating terma at
tor.
"Thst'a bwaoaa we d'tn't put It us
atrornr cttoueh il tUe riuinn
a w , a a.iii)". I raU'i'.l Lav. )nil
here to le..tfi tb bride of tl.al
Sflf eirieii1 fTI'X 'fell we that I
mar hop!"
ll.! lVHe aw. l Wh hr fn.nd'a
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"Mie loe.a fnm. Kent-aha ea yia.
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settled and Ilildegarde had gone to
tell Mary Bell as a "great secret" how
the little stratagem had ended.
Oh, Kent," whispered Fanny, I
never knew what true happiness was i
before."
And Capt. Aymer must have been
unreasonable indeed not to be satisfied
with the answer.
lie departed, carrying in his keeping
the loving little heart of Fanny White.
Ralph Dewey contemplated the de
parture of Hildegarde's brother with
no small degree of satisfaction.
"Now's my chance," he thought "I
guess, on the whole, I'll not ksep her
in suspense any longer, poor child. I
only wauted to let 'em see that I
wasn't to be coerced."
Mr. Dewey proposed accordingly in
due form that very day.
"1 am very sorry, Mr. Dewey," said
Fanny, looking provoklngly lovely,
"but but I'm engaged."
"En era "
"Fanny 1 may call you Fanny, mayn't
I?"
"Oh, certainly," said the little bru
nette; "it's all in the play."
"Well, then, Fanny, I think we
ought to promenade through the halls
arm in arm a little while, and if we
were to whisper instead of speaking
aloud"
Fanny laughed and consented, and
the whole evening long she and the
captain exchangod very commonplace
remarks in very confidential whispers,
while Mr. Dewey and the widow played
backgammon serenely.
"Hike this." said Cant Kent to his
sister, auu Miss Vtnito had gone to
her room. "She's the prettiest eirl I
ver saw."
"Oh, but Kent, you mustn't fall In
JOX.
Brown Do yon really think that bi
cycling givxR enoogh exeroiae?
Jones (just learning) -Enough? Why,
msn, it's a gymnasium, toboKgen slide,
Rud razzle-duzzle rolled into one !
Puck.
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ennble a womnn to look as graceful
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middle of the road, as when dressed for
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only of fame and fortune, but of the nn
dyiog love of every womsn oyolieL N.
i , Dispatch.
Rrtdbnrn I suppose that when tha
Emu uoipsted Woman has ultimately
oonquered our girls will be going for
soldiers.
Chesoey I should not be surprised.
They went for them long before the E.
W. was ever thought of. Hsrlem Life.
The Hoboken minister who has opened
a saloon is prepared to administer spirit
ual consolation either by tbe ohapter or
by the glass. Kansas City Journal.
The Double Vision "I think you've
got your nerve" exclaimed the wife with
asperity, "to come home drank and ao
ouse me ot boiog two faced." Detroit
Tribune.
"I ehall not fall In love with her
there's no danger," said Aymer, "but
it's such fun! I'm so much obliged to
you for suggesting it"
Fannv cried herself to sleep that
night. Dewey didn't seem to care a
pin whether she flirted with Capt
Ayine.r or not.
Tho next day ahe went out horse
back riding with the captain. Kent
sat on his horse like a centaur and
Fanny came back rosy aa a whole bed
of carnations.
Are you going with ua to the Cedar
Falls to-morrow, Fanny?" asked Mr.
Dewey that evening. "We ald some
thing about going together a week or
so ago, didn't we?"
Funny wbh ready with her lesson.
"Did we? I had forgotten; besides, I
promised to go with Capt Aymer."
"With Capt. Aymer? Oh, well, all
right, I'll take Julia Symington."
Fanny's lips quivered, but Ililde
garde shook her head at her, and she
did not rait back the young English
man, as had been her impulse.
Capt. Aymer proved a most devoted
cuvalicr and Fanny half reproached
her If that she had enjoyed the day
eo much.
"It's very wrong of me, alghed Fanny
to Ilildegarde, her faithful confidante.
"No, it isn't; It's exactly right," re
sponded Ilildegarde.
"I I begin to be afraid ba don't care
for me."
' tie's a brute," a sorted her frieud;
"and it will serve him right If you
never look at him eiralit.
So the glowing midsummer awept by
and Mr. Dewey held aloof, bugging
himself to think how he was outwitting
the conspirators, though an occasional
tM luge of Jealousy now and then
pasM-d through his mlud.
I'reMMitly tin-re was a aire outcry
among the allied forces. An order bad
come from the Inexorable war depart
ment and the captain muat go aonie-
whira on tha frontieratraightway.
"The matter was beginning to get a
little serious," ha thought, "and jutt
a soon aa that eonfoandrd puppy gets
away I'll make little Fanny a happy
woman. Mavbe, though, It would be
well to punish her for a few days
longer."
"Oh. Fanny, ranny, aren t you
sorry T' aobbed Ilildegarde, clinging
around her tall brother, whose fare
ws unwontedly grave.
"Yea. Ilil.legsrde," said Fanny, "I
am very sorry."
(apt Arim-r looked penetratingly
Into her face. There were real Wars
inlvering and aparkllng on ber ey.
Iatie and the rwl had all paled from
ber elieeU.
"rarinr!" he said, impetuously. "1. It
from your besrlT"
1'annv -allly little creature that she
wa brgan to rry, and Ilildegarde
ruaheil forward
"h. Kent! You pe..rnl. that
"A man Isn't reapntiMble for bis fate.
and I have fallen In love with her," es
elstmrul the young nftieer. "fanny
am I to love vu In sin
Fanny trlr to Uagli hfat.rtrsll .
' f -uf coiirw, all till. I only a part
of the programme." she faltered.
"Hy Joe., but It's not'" cried Aymer
"Wlist WI Ins UmiM earneL
"Y.a-to (ant. Aymnr."
' . t aniiy," said Italpb, erf u
tnetiUtivrlr, "where', the ttaa c.f carry
ing on this pretenMi any long. rt ll 1
Court I know It a'.l a atrataireia."
"Jut it lan't a atrstsgern." aald ran
ny. Indignantly; 'i love hi in and I .a
lov in. -and there's mjf ring."
Mm bld up a I"" Bng.r as she
lik. whereon (litter. I a SvIiUlre
4ismnnL
rWi Mr lmrf fmnd blmaelf out ma-' ,.., i,
"The mnn who beat Breokinridge" la
being pointed out on the floor of tba
house. We always supposed the man
who beat Breckinridge was a woman.
N. Y. Press.
Binoe tbe business office tried to ex
terminate them, the oookroaohei in thia
ofliae are giving 5 o'clock pink inseot
powders. All socially inclined bags on
Ibe street have oalled. Minneapolis
Journal.
There never was a sheep eo old that
some restanraut or hotel liar would not
refer to it as a lamb. Atchison Olobe.
Theory. Tommy Paw, why is it the
good die young?
Mr. Figg They don't die yonng be
eanae Ihpy are good, but they stay good
because they die young. Indianapolis
Journal.
Orooer How did you like that last
miliar?
Customer I'd matnb that sugar
against sny other brand with eight onocs
gloves for $1,000 a aide.
Oroner What are you talking about T
Onotomer I was merely trying to con
vey the idea that it haa lota of sand.
'hileilelpliie Iteoord.
Thomas Have yon nameJ tbe twins
over at your house yet?
Joint Yep; pa called tlieiu Thunder
ml Lightning as soon as he beard
slsint them N. Y. Truth.
Miij ir 0. T. I'ioii.ii la manager of lbs
Hsta lintel st Deuiaon. Trias, abioll
the Irsvi-ling men asy Is one of lbs beat
hotels in that section. In speaking ot
'hainlieiUin's 1 5-1 Cholera and
lllsrfbne Remedy Major I'ioIoo aaya:
I liavr nwi it myaelf snd in my family
fur aeversl )esra, and take pleeeure in
aaymglhat roiinider It an inUllibla
cure f.ir illnrrluwa and dysentery, 1
slwsya rwnniini-nd it, snd have lreinent
ly adminiaiered it to niy giiMts in tbe
hud I, and in every ra. it baa proves
llaplf worthy ni iiiiqnallfUl endoraemeol.
Mr aale by I lull tiim, uruggiai.
rniH4iu. nitim (if John Hiir.KMiM.
In cimiiinn wuh many eminent nan,
Mr. Nheiman baa alaaya bad eitraordl-
nary vi iipralli.n for hie mother. He re
mark, thai !. "has a Attn belief In Ibe
Ihhle aa Ids only treed of rehsloua faith
an l duly, and willmaly ace irde lo tv.ry
human being tba lishl to chooae bis
form of worship ereorling lo bia jnJg
ronl, hut in cawi of doant It le best to
follow li,. l.erhlngs of bis mother."
Mr. hi, rr man's catlmlioiiy is very
broad. Conimeotitig on MormosiafB be
dteUr.:
It is to la liow. that the government
end ipte i f the L'ihi. I Hiaiee will let
ile Mnrmnne severely ahme, allnwief
ll.ern In brlifte what Ihey will, and la
l i In I'.e wsv of Wiifahlp what they
eti.t.e, e ll.i. ay onlf sen their
e-.i.n If-ne. m sHrgl lev.l.tlone be
at. aan, and MmmiM lm will dMappesr
a''M t I'1" many vin atiepla of
ruinanMy to elfditf. Hi. Infaleili ft
life nl delb r.rawnliow never
k"l. drla. a, ti'r di.t-iibs fallb,
l,...r iiirsiil and grixiadlea.
J .ho Mieiniaa af pes's In this book as
a lyi'esl American ff Ibe Hi n b'eosb.
II l av.h l and i l.l-gojial.c n'.t la lbs
iynn,e ... i the ts'gnt arrnr f n- ben a!l was
fiuer! eftrr all. and aeeordingly r
traal. Il'i e i"l "! r aa a le,
hi!. V'. 'Il ..r, Mi. a l. !). Il.l.le
gar le an I a. I I - r ! r Inriie I a unaii
llll ,.. . r . t if J.,t (tatty Wiiat
i be rl evtmy V
h ut mere i n,l. Wbes I s sarpilaioglV
aia, f tM nd an Atnertean I
m'd l- a Fienehmaa," ws
d m-t
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