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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 11, 1895)
glMMI1IMIMMIMMIlfrMltMIMItM4tMMnl i e PAPER IIIIM.MttlllMlllll llllltllMlll(ltlM Will ) 5 2 OFFICIAL I MY SUCCESS : Is owing to my liberality in ad-: vertis:ng Robert Bonner. I FREQUENT AND CONSTANT : a Advertising' brought me all 1 S own, A. T. Stewart. 2 e 1 Z 5 Sil'l 1 1 111 1 1 1 1 1 III III I'll lit Ml I HI HI II I II II 1 11 13 WMW HI It ,l I.Ht l I I I II! 1 1 1 I'l I 1 41 HI I i I.I I I I ! 1 11 111 i THIRTEENTH YEAR HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1895. I WEEKLY WO. 6S I j SEMI-WEEKLY NO, ST.S j O F v. SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE. FtlBl.TSHRD Tuesdays and Fridays hi M PATTERSON PUBLISHING COMPANY. OTIS PATTERSON, - - Editor A. W. PATTERSON. . Business Manager At $2.5'. per year, $1.25 for six months, 75 ots. tor three niouios. Aduertis ng Rates Made Known on Appl cation. THIS PAPKR is kept on file st E. C. Make's Advertising Aitenny, H4 snd 65 Merchants ExchanKH, Han Francisco, California, where oou- racte for advertising can be made tor it. 0. R. & N. -LOCAL CARD. No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 1:1") p. m. daily except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Juuction dilli n. m. No. 10, mixed, leaves Willows Junction 6:30 p. m. Arrives at Heppner 9:00 p. m. daily except Sunday. East bound, main line arrives at Willows Junction 8: SO a. m. West bound, main line, leaveB billows Junc tion 12-.IW a. m. West bound Portland fast freight with pas senger coach leaves Willows Junction 4:;;0p. m. and arrives at The Dalles at 9:00 p. m. Here passengers from the branch lay over till 3:l.ia. tn. irnil take the fust mail west hound which ar- rlvns at Hortlmiri 7:25 a. m. The Dalles and Portland passenuer leaves The Dalles daily at 1:4ft d. m. and arrives Ht Portland 6:00 p.m. Leaves Portland 8:00 a. m. daily and arrives at The Dalles 12:1ft p. m. This connects with the east hound way freight with passenger coach which leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. in., arriving at Willows Junction t:as p. m. United States OtticiHlH. President Greyer Cleveland Vioe-l'resident Ad ni Stevenson ul.Hainu..rUt(.ta Uinlmrrl M. OlnRV Secretary of Treasary John O. ("srliele Secretary of Interior Hoke Smith u ..r TWninl rt. I.nninnt Siviretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert P'ntmter-fJenoral William ... Wilson Attor'iny-Ueneral Juilson Harnma Seorelary or Agriculture a. oieriiu morion 8 tate of Orea-un. Oovernor W. P. Lord u- ........,. UhiiA H. It. Kmniiiil T.iunf Phil. Meiselan Knot. Pulil'io Instruction O. M. Irwin Attorney General M- Ilimnn 1 ft. W. Melinite Senator J. H. Mitchell J Bineer Hermann Congressmen w. ft. Ellis l'nnir W. H. Leeds ( R. S. Han, l I...l... 1 V. A. Moore. oiomiun u'ii... l - --- . f 0. K. Wolverton Sixth Jodlrlnl lllstrift. n, i ... I HtAr.hnn A T Jiwpll Hiruuil. auuffo ..v 'nimcnting Attorney . I-awrey Jlorrow wonniy umeiaia. l ""mint Senator... ... .'A. Yt'r"Tta nwieiw-iumiTH, ----- ..nntyJndge Jiihne Kaithly ' tVmimlssinnere J. 11. Howard i. M. Baker. . , rurir J. W. Morrow i ui ttr ( W Ifarrifurtin " Treainrer'..'."."..'.".'!!.'..'.... Frank 'ima.ui A.nr J. '. Willie m u.. I t.vi Ixinl . I u..n' ..Arnlt llHlfliuffr ' Coroner .'. . . .T. W. Ayere. J r mtrPNica town ornoitBii. HVOI Thus. Morgan .:lV CI V Vnrnawnrlh. .M. Mnlitrntlial, (Mie Pilron, T. W. Aysre, Jr., K. 8. Uorner, K. J. Blocum. .,.,, . Her.ir.... .K. J. MhI ock n I- 1 . 1 rMIHIfl irmnuivi.,., , . .Urehal A. A. Imliert Piwinrt ()mirr. t ...i at - V i. VrwdHnd Cnn.tj.ble N. S. WheUtou l'Rliel metre land nmrarft. TUB DALLCM. Ok. J.F. Moore H.it"r A.B. Hue Iloomver LA OBAMDk. OB. n.F. Wile..n Wl.tr J. II. IL.hlnm Welvr sxcnsT 80c:rnx. I1AW1.1NS I1WT.NO.IL it. A. K. M u t Umngion, (r., Ihe Uet SetunUy of -art. m.nth. All taterane ere iiiTitol In )tn. .'i' l. a UtiL UF. Mmtl ' Adjutant. If ( imiuuil. L U M IJ E It ! tin- n avk run halk all kimm or cm rtn i ! LumlxFr. Uuiieeol llrppuer, al what Is known ae Uie HOOTT HAWMILiIj. 40 ICYCLES Are the Highest of all High Grades. Warranted superior to any Bicycle built in the world, regardless of price. Do not be induced to pay more money for an Inferior wheel. Insist on having the Waverley. Built and guaranteed by the Indiana Bicycle Co., a million dollar concern, whose bond is as good as gold. 211b. SCORCHER $85. 221b. LADIES' $75. Catalogue free. INDIANA BICYCLE CO., HOMER H. HALLOCK, INDIANAPOLIS, INI)., U. 8. A. Gen. Agent for Eastern Oregon, Pendleton, Or. 1 U.S. GOVERNMENT h -,sr f& PAYING MILLIONS 1 A MONTH 1 re) To persons who served in the wars of the United States or to their Widows, Children, or Parents. Do You receive a pension ? Had Yon a s relative in the War of the Rebellion, Indian or Mexican Wars on whom you depended for support ? f cJ THOUSANDS ARE ENTITLED UNDER THE NEW LAW To receive a pension, who now do not. Thoasands under the new M law are entitled to an increase of pension. The government owes it to vou and is willing and Anxious to pay. Why not present fw S your claim at this present time? Your pension dates from the V" ' itA r si i artir iMnw ix Trio Hrrpni ft l niiiir. )jWrite for laws and complete information. No Charge for advice. No Fee unless successful. rtR 1.000 riET. ROCOH, - " CLIAK, - I 00 IT m rr rruvKRrii i Hfcpsnt, will add! I l au pmt l.uui Ifwt. eiMIUeoel. The al- riinlalme ere itrl 11 M CH, I. IIAMII.T0S. Prop. HaiW Bant o( Mr. WM. I'fcSUXO. Kit, R. HIHMOP, nmm mmi banking business COMJlCriONH on Fe"ftle Troie EXCHANGE IiOl GHT , S0I.U IIKITNK1L f )UKtrON "i" ir t x a . jl a. jijy fc c i noo ". . ei 3 'siii c'. .- ti' . i 1 UM j.rt m rlniM.n --3 I tfw,tt.4t. K4ej 1 ir .t yj , 1 I it. Vf t a- l . av e - ivi'"r wr I . tJ fM'liilM.mitMfwiit, rti J - t rit'i I el. t CVTT'kfl. r2 ?i TMRt10RIUllCaLICNOC0.d fc eeejeea e,tl t- r FACTS AMIS FACTS ! ! YOC CAS HI'V IJ.YU0 worth of dry foods and grocetios and then have enough left out of llUO On lo purchase a No. 1 Crcscf lit Illcycle. This is a first clan machliie. Why then pay llno.oo for a bicycle that will give, no better service T CRK4CEST "Hron her," weight 20 pounds, only I rt. Ladles' and Heiita' roedalers all the way from 10 to 7V "Boys' Junior," only l with pneumatic tire -a good m. iilno. "Our Hperlal." Men s I K Udlc-s', V. WESTERN WHEEL WORKS, CHICAGO AND NEW YORK, or THE PinEHSOX 1TB. CO, MORROW AND GRANT XhTl SUMMONS. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE COUN ty of Morrow, State of Oregon. F. B. Vaneleave, 1 Plaintiff, vs. L. II. Vaneleave, Defendant. J To L. H. Vaneleave, Defendant In the name of the State of Oresen, you are hereby required to appear and answer the com plaint filed against you in the above entitled suit within ten days from thedHteof the service of this summons upon you, if served within this county; or, if served in any other county ol this state, then within twenty days from the date of the Bervice of this summons upon you; and if served upon you by publication or by personal servico without the State of Oregon, then you are required to appear and answer on or before the first day of the next regular term of said court, to-wit: On or before the first Mon day in March, 1H1(. And in case you fail to so answer, for want thereof the plaintiff will take a decree against you for the dissolution of the marriage bonds now existing between you and plaintiff, and for the care and custody of the minor child born as the fruits of said marriHire, to-wit; R. A. Vaneleave; and for such further decree as the court mav deem just. This summons is published by order of the Hon. James A. Fee. Judite of the 6th Judicial District of the State of Oregon, dated September 6th, 1H95. u. w. kf.a. 74-S6. Attorney lor riaintin. SHERIFF'S SALE. BY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED out of tho Honorable Circuit Court of the Sfate of Oregon, for the County of Morrow, on the 2d day of octoDer, ihuo, in lavor or u. Rood, Plaintiff, and against Alfred Doolittle, Emma A. Doollttie ana comn at wcfariano Defendants, for the sum of Two Hundred and Five (1205.00) Dollars with interest thereon from the 17th day of August, 1H9I, at the rate often per cent per annum and Twenty Dollars attor ney's fees, and the further sum of Sixteen aud 20-100 Dollars costs, and accruing costs, I have levied upon and will sell at public auction to the highest bidder on Saturday, the 2d day of November, 18H5, at 2 o'clock P. M. of saw flav. at tne court nouse ooor in tieppner, Morrow County, Oregon, all the right, title, and interest which the said Alfred Doolittle, Emma A. Doolittle and Collin & McKarland, Defen dants. had on and after tho 3d day of September iwti, in or to the louowing aescribea premises, to-wit: North-east Quarter of Section Nineteen (19) in Township Three (3) South, of Range Twonty- nve tHSt, w. i., in morrow county, uregon. Terms of sale, cash in hand, the proceeds to be applied to the satisfaction of said judgment, attorney's fees, costs and all costs that may accrue. Daced at Heppner, Morrow County, Oregon. i this second day of October, 1 M!15. I G. W. HARRINGTON, ft-84 Sheriff of Morrow County, Oregon. A NICE It Was So Because AUDIENCE. Was Compelled Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report it to Be. Daniel Frisbee, once a newspaper man, now an actor, tells the San Fran cisco Call: At one place called West Union, in Iowa, we had the oddest experience I have yet met with. We played in a hall thirty feet underground that had for merly been two saloons, tne stage De ing composed of dining tables. Though the theater was packed with people, we might have been playing to wax figures for all the interest they exhib ited in the play. There was not one laugh or sign of applause from the be ginning to the end of the performance. We noticed a man going up ana down the aisles, but did not pay much atten tion to him until he came behind the scenes after the show and was intro duced as the proprietor of the theater the ex-saloonkeeper. "Pretty nice lot of an audience," he remarked to me with the pride of own ership. "Yes, quite a lady-like one," I an swered; "very gentle and timid." "They've got to be. I walk up and down the aisles with a club, and if I see anyone making a noise I throw him out." And that accounted for the silence. The people stood in such awe of the sa loonkeeper that they did not dare to smile. If a luckless wight smiles it never smiles again. NOT SAVED BY HIS RANK. ious glance at our knees, informed us that our 'indecent exposure' had pro duced considerable abashment among his lady companions. Of course we re tired at once to avert the disastrous ef fects of a second esthetic shock, but we wondered at the same time how it was that a community which could connive at social scuudals and look with equa nimity upon the half-naked natives working on the street should be so dis concerted at the sight of a kneecap." fa The Press Claims Company PHILIP W. AVIRETT, General Manager, 6i's P Street, WASHINGTON, D. C. $ Jf. B.Thlt Company U controlled by nearly one thousand leading tteirt- (VjO papert in the Vnittd State, and it guaranteed by them. SHERIFF'S BALE. Bv virtue of an execution issued out of the Honorable Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Morrow, upon a judgment rendered and entered in said court on the Third Day of September, lx'.io, in favor of Lu clnda Hales, Plaintiff, anil against J. 1). Kirk, Mvamma kirk ami the Morrow County Land A Trust Company, a corporation, Defendants, for the sum of Twenty-live Hundred ($2AiKl) Dollars (jold Coin, with Interest thereon from the Dili dav of March. 1W2. at tho rate of ten per cent. per annum, and one Hundred and Mnety rive (19") Dollars attorney's fee, and the further sum of Twenty-three and 7,"-100 (fi'l .".') Dollars co'-ts. and accruliiK costs, I have levied upon aud will sell at public auction on Saturday, the lllth day of October. lHid, at 2 o'clock P. M., at the court house door in Heppner, Morrow county, and state of Oregon, all the right, title end interest Men tne salil J. I). Kirk, Myainma Kirk and the Morrow County Laud v. Trust Cotipany, Defendants, had on or after the third I day of Seitemler, IHVh, In or to the following I described premises, to-wlt: ih North Half nt vrtinnTMykalx. the I Northwest Quarter of Section Thirty-five and Southwest Quarter of Section Twenty-six, all lu Township One (1) South, of Range Twenty six fail East. W. M. lermsol sale, cash in band, the proceeds to lie applied to the satisfaction of said principal sum, Interest, attorney's fees, costs, aud costs tnat may accrue. Dated at Heppner In the state and county i aiorusaiii mis i nn nay oi rn-pt., in n. li. W. II A KKI.Mi TON, 371-79 Sheriff of Morrow County, Oregon. Notice Of Intention. T AND OFFICE AT 1 II K DAI.I Krt. OKKOON lj Hci'tcinlier mi, IxOY Notice Is hen hy given that the follow lug named Mdlli-r has tiled no tice of his lit.-iitltii to make II 'ml tuoof In suti, port ol Ills claim, and thai said proof will lie made before J. IV, Morrow, County Clerk, at Heppner, oresoii. on .ovcmiicr. 12, i v.i,, vis: WILLIAM F. BAHNFTT. lid. K. No. h,. lor IhesK', NWS,. NF.U HW'i and VM sec. :s. To. I s. K K. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence uto:i and cultivation I of. said laud, vlr i John armlfhael, Marlon Fvsns John T. inVMIIIau, James U-aeli, all of Ij-tliigton. or. X7l.Ni J. f. MooKK, u.gincr. German Emperor Was Ilaxed by the Stu dents at Ilonn. Dr. W. Clark Robinson, of Edinburg, was a classmate of Emperor William of Germany at lfonn, says the Huston Transcript. Telling of his first meet ing with the tierman emperor he said the other day: "It was in the fall of '78 when I first met the emperor. He was a student at Honn. I shall never forget the amusing spectacle he pre sented. You know it is the custom of the Btudents at Honn to take a daily plunge m the waters of the Khine, For the new man this is a trying ordeal. When they go down to the Hhine to take their first swim they are repeat edly ducked by the older students un til they cry for mercy. I.veryoue was on the lookout for tho prince's initial appearance, and when he ventured into the river he was ducked unmercifully, nut milium would never give up, Down again and again went the future emperor's head, but he pluckily refused to give up. Finally, when he had reached the verge of total collapse, he was pulled out of the water looking more like a drowned rat thuu alive man. It took us nearly twenty min utes to bring around (iermuny's future ruler. Uu the farm theft is continually oo oar rin 8 little) ncciilenla to iiiho and beast that causa delav to the farmer in bit work. Thn duration of this delay is a matter of importune tn the thrifty tiller (if the anil. As a quick Mini relia ble remedy for ailments und nliritsioni of tho IIohIi, there in noun let tcr than Dr. J. If. Mcl'Hti's Volonnifl Oil Lini ment. It lute proved Its worth by in any venrs of 1'iinatalit and siiceess'ol une. I'l ire 250, Mo and $1 INI per hot tin. A TREE not Weather SUNSTRUCK. to a Large Notice of Intention. Laxd Office" at La GSisns Oaaoox. peptellilivr l. I . N'OTHK 14 HFKFRY .lr.S IIIaTTIIF. lollowlue named settler has tiled notice I of his luteiitliMi to make final prool In support nl hie claim, snd Ihel Mid proof will I made refore J Morrow, roomy V lets, si Heppner, Oregon, un So. I l'ii, U : IIKNJAMl MATHF.W4, ltd. MI9. for I he S, h'. snd N'4 hKW sec.. 29. IP I H. It n .. . M. He name I lie following witnesses ti. prove his I citiltmious resMenre iitoii aud cultivation ol. mi. I land, tit : M J lievlo, R J. lipid. W. II lUtrrett, W. L. Haling, all ! Heppner, Morrow i o . .r n, r. iij"i:v rr lu-Kister. HE INTER OCEAN -t Tit It- MOSt Popular Republican Newspaper of the West Ani Has the Largest Circulation. DAILY (without Sunday) lA.oo per ytrr DAILY (with Sunday) S.oo per ycl. The Weekly Inter Ocean tel. 00 rtR YEAR ) V Noiirr. IF INTENTION. r AN 11 OKFH r. AT T H V. HU LK. (ittfr.'IMM. I t Oel.il.rr . Vdii a lo lel. (Urn Unit the lolloali,!- iaMe Miller lias filed tin llienl hi Intel. li. . ii . fii.al i,i,,l in ., 1 -ir1 of his t latm. and llial said pried III t id ikIiiiii j n. Morrow, i onnir lers. al Heppner, Oregon, nn Nneil.f . !', , Nl lo,A4 I.KAtllKlia, IM f. Nn for the a'. Ni; a. JKij IS a ee f, IIUS .' r, w Ha allies Ilia ..I..H. illo.aar inpmte I his oiiitltinoos real lriM uin and ruilliailon of. aald unl, ill Jamea Hhlon. inert t""y. War Grilles o at uiilmuay, ail ol iiaoiman. ik..ii i A r, w ie. r , T.H Hei.tr LOFTY A Dior of AND LOWLY. firings BV MAIL I lav For Sale. I ! l u lotisof er ;anl f.ay on b,f plar I til to tie tlriis ttirt al,l.h I ailslltary Ireaaotial.'a, lie reigM haafloti f.,f trA ut . , e, rllll 14 It. w tm i'i. is.i A NrPAH 1HR trxTTt fXrSf Vt eaeaaH I he tleaes la al rasaaMts It '-" HUM Mlaa M aifwoaa la MiaOSi ALL 1 till L M W ASU 1ML HL1 W UVaLNl LIT I M AltbL. TIic Weekly Inter Ocean AS A FAMILY PAPER IS NOT EXCELLED BY ANY. It hat eaHlet mt lalMwat la aaxh a4 I he taaitf. II tos In 1I HAW I M M M I ha ay hee4 e4 Me SlaaV. Illlll Mh ILAUhl tere xHniCAl IV IT I w HII HI KAN. r MS seare lh bsrtH mt ha iaMa M an NrS MtllMSi (. II SM ! IMIi Mi Of Hi, USUl. IT IS A TWELVtl-PAOE PAPER. tit rf t fxtin r -jiiiHri ij tnicA, tm Nn ennrtcur CI Ml or Al ( lt Of I til AIIIOHASi SMHMelN. AMI t M III f Antfiiti to tii i rut r imu rioet.e of in a I wtlHri than anv fAHl I AhlHI M I AH. H H I toxf WM Ike Si ' fls el Its Wee ketk Mi raOIKS a4 I Hrralaea. rM raaaaailMa lh k el Tke Weahly IwSee ( M tNt T UHtt KLa U,MMI"' THE INTER OCT AN. Chlmco. irns MJic unc -a M I BURK3-C3HYGH STflGELiHE h a vs. Pop A t? mei.. i Y. '' o .i wb (laa.raai li.e -ttt i t a a" "o'l I Tin; Lancasjiiju; Insuha' ck Co. te MANCIir.MTItllt ICNUI.AMI I'lTil'l!- l'lM -'."'Vi?" j! f jL,,-v-.,r-'. OSTA IIIOUVIISS a. ior.a ail al ft t. m. ami m- j fie al (h.laii'l I 4. I.onra. 'Sinqlo Faro $7.00. Hourui Trip $1500 i Two llalilea Whlrh Tear of Joy. One of the wotiifii attendant out at tho children' Minitiiriiiin on the Lin coln park luke aliore tella a pretty htory, aays the Miieugo Chronii-le. "A woman who nun sirk cimutMi her- elf to b in a lutspitul ciime up here with her child. It m a tiny thing, and weak that it could hunlly cry. The mother had to be agisted iinder the aln llT, and then we guve her n re clining JiIhoi) from which hhe could we the Ukr. Noon afti-r then! hlopM-(l in front of the building an imxiMiig car- ring ami team. The iH'i'iipiinl were a Wiiiiinn w Ihim drrsH iudicnU'd ri hr ml rclliii-tiiftit. a pn-t ty and clulxir tcly tIri'Meil butiy, and tin1 iiiirix'. The thnti came In. The inUtrewi of tin- Imrty haw the Motiian and aMike to her. I did not hour what was wml at first, but a few iiinineiitM Inter I lii nrd the rich woman wiv: ' "lloiil lie afraid. I will lcavo ou my i hild a M'corlly ' And w ith that the rii Ii woman pu lo-d up the tiny child that was an wrnk, and mrrie.l it hcnu'lf to the carriae ni ifnt In and wa driven away. The luirw ami the rich lat y rpuiaincd al the aaiiiiarmm and riitrrtaiiii'd Hie kli U woiiinu. ami when tin-oMh r ri liirin .1 the l k cliild had on a new drc. and a loiin Ii of swell ti.a M f.iltem-d aleiill ll link. It Sit ail iOn t !y ilmie, aii'l ao pretty, too, I Just went off alone lid cried from Joy " MORALS IN RUSSIAN ASIA. Meat Maslawlf of Neiltaa Mhs At I aad la hhaklr.( lloa. The statu of wninni. which I al rrvly l"i low In liuwia tt-f. I cvrii wotv In llirne jmrta"! Ai l win. h are Milder Luv iatl ciiln.l r ! lal.ie lady tlieff. mi; ii.l . .t an Imitation f a lf ui leioaa lo an jr jiUi e 'if siiihw ItieUt Ut.il srillir MM lilt r of In - family a-eiiniioe h r. 1 1lo t n- ll. f.r) ,,f l,e f. ally y A MiHlM H . draw I t,e line ImM i- n t L' tii 1 f a arid III" rstfi oie U li u of flan hivor ilaaa li n .ii!o-'l in a .n.!. .l i.. , wI.hIi riil rt'lier rtnl.arrs-iiv trtrrli fi lo Tli'Ki.ae l it. it , w Ii e miit of Li 'f tl.i a f i Aa o In'. rei.l thn f. r ,f ll.e I . i,li.ry yj.r ,, f . w p...ot Puts an End Maple. The editor of Median's Monthly tells of being summoned to hold an inquest over a dead sugar maple tree. It was supposed to have been destroyed by a leak in the city gas main, near its roots, but au examination convinced Mr. Mee- han that the tree had died literally from sunstroke. This maple had been planted on the street about twenty-five years, and was some four feet in girth. The trunk, however, instead of being cylindrical, was shaped like a triangular prism, a peculiarity owing to the fact that on three sides of it. the inner bark and wood had been killed, while the outer bark continued to cover up the injury so that the only living wood was at the angles of the trunk. Practically no more than one-third of the surface of the trunk was alive, and when the ex ceedingly warm weather came the lim ited number of ducts were not sufficient to supply the moisture needed to meet the rapid transpiration from so largo a surface of foliage, consequently tho leaves wilted and the tree died. Whenever tho trunk of a tree takes on this angular form it should be ex amined under the bark, and if the flat tcr portions are found dead the bark and the decaying part of the wood should be wholly cut away and the do. nuded part painted to check tho rot ting. In time healthy wood may grow over such a acar, and the life of the tree may thus be eventually saved. It la 1'oor In Flsbee. Tho Colorado basin ia tho largest in the United States, draining not less than two hundred and twenty-five thousand square miles, yet, according to a paper prepared for the I'niteil States fish commission by Messrs. 1'verman and Kuttcr. it contains but tliirtv-two species offish of eighteen genera. These belong to the following five families: Cittostomidac or suckers. eight sjM'cics; Cyprlnldao or minnows. niiielccu; Salmouidae or trout and whitellsh, two; l'ociliilae or ton min nows, two; anil ('olliiliie or blobs, one. All but seven of the sM-eieH are thus far known only from this basin. In comparison it la stated that eighty dif ferent species are known from the basin of the Itio (irande, one hundred and forty from that of the Missouri and one hundred and thirty from thn Wabash luwtin. CRUSHED THE SNEERER. An American Teacher Who Was Very Patriotic. An Italian gentleman whom I met while traveling disclosed a most de praved inappreciation of the wonderful vastness of the United States, says a writer in Soribncr's. He spoke English very well, for he had been many years in London, and, as we were enjoying the sea-coast view between 1'isa and Via Keggio, he asked politely whether I was not an Ameri can from "the states." On learning that 1 was he begged me to tell him something of our government. "You have a president of the country, the whole states, is it not?" he inquired earnestly. I nodded assent. "Va bene! If a man kills murders, you understand who tries hnn, the federal or state courts?" The state courts," I replied, "unless it is a case of treason." If he is convicted, who can pardon him the president, of course?" ho asked, with calm assurance, and a slight emphasis on the "of course.' rso, indeed; the murderer is tried in the state courts; ho can bo pardoned only by the state board of pardons, if there is one, or by the state's chief ofiicer tho governor. Tho president has nothing to do with it." Well!" Hashed my companion, sar castically, "in Italy the governor i f a little potty province has not the par doning power. Sir!" I thundered, now thoroughly angry, "Italy will go twice into tlio petty province of Texas." It was very naughty to get angry, and especially with such u politely sar castic little Italian. I know it. Itttt who could sit still and hear the sheer, unapproachable nay, glorious im mensity of our country assailed without getting angry? No one except the audacious fop, who every now and then annoys us with a brazen assertion that bigness is, after all, not such a virtue. OF HORSES. That a Horse INTELLIGENCE One nid't when Mr. Isaac) lleocn whs stopping with me, ) M. F. Hatch, prominent merchant of Quartermaster, Washington, 1 Lean! him groaning. On uoing tn bis room I found him ulTeriiiy from cramp oolio. Iln was in sucli ifnliy I feared lie would din. I IikhIiI) iriivw hiui a doee of Chamberlain a Colic Cholfin ami Diurirhoi Kernel. Ilr was soon relieved end I lie first word hi tillered were, "what was thai stull yon gave rue?" a informed him. A low dayr HK'i were talking about his attack and he said he was in fer without IImI remedy imw. I have) need It in tny family for several yeara. 1 know lis worth and do not hnaitato lo recom mend it to in? friend and Piisloineie, Forfait by Moruiiii-Jolineon IrugCo. l t.otel l.lfcimras, It U not ali iivs easy lo recnirnlte i ,p "gentlemen and ladic of aciilpturn." No wonder the old lady in the follow lug story, ttken from the Kvangi lil. wits aoiiii'W hat In doubt: In t lie ' iimiiii. no lit riaim" of Trinity church ia a large in ii r Me tablet put up in incmnry of Die lut.- r.iiliup l..l.iirl. It l but r !o f. reirew;it nig I lie IiUIioII dvlu(f. Mild .lulu!! into Die anus of an alh g-ire l fi-iuu f i'ore. proliably inti tuled fur the still. I of death. Vi lira li'.iin ai'i d couple from tl,e country were l..ru aleml t'io rlnin U, and when It,. rrn lid Die tablet lin y puo ! Inog Uf'.relt At last tl.e ,!. r ,,, ,v ile. "I lull a a g aid Ilk' Ins of II. iii.ini. !i" -iii, ion - lu re sl,e re I'Nnlnl I ,r angi lie p. raottage !t i,tii ly ' it a lr one of Mr lloUrt I knew In r well, and sl.e di.lu t look 1U tl.at;" Many Are of tho Opinion May Weep. Po horses weep? Is a question dis cussed by the Admiralty and Horse Guards Gazette. It tells us that there is a.wcll-niiilienticatcd ease of a horse weeping (luring the Crimean war. On the advance to the heights of Alma, & battery of urtilh-ry became extsed to the fire of a concealed Kiistdan battery, and in the course of u few minutes it . was netirly ih-stroved, men und horse killed mid wotinili'd, guns dismounted and limbers broki'ii; a solitary horse, which bad ii'ip.irciit ly escaped unhurt, was observed standing with lixeil gaze upon an object close beside him; this turned out to be his late muster, quite dead. The pooruiilinitl, when a trooper was dispatched to recover him, wa found wit h coiiiiius ti-iirs flowing front his eyes; and it was only by main force hat he could be dnii'ed away from the spot, und bis uncurl lily cries to get buck to his muster were heartrending. Aproiersof the intense love that cnvnlry horses have for music, a eorrcsondeiit of the Gai'tte writes that when thn Sixth dr;igootis recently changed their . . a quarter a n.nre l .iii,'ing to one or the triHM ts wns l.i ii mi ill us to lie) un.'il.lr lo prirteiil on I In J.iiiMii.y the following lieu n'.iig. To day later another ilclarhiiiciit of the Mine regi ment, a iiupiiiiicd by th band, ar rived. The sii k mare was In a Ioom Ih.x. und. in.iUiu;r In r way through tha .hopnf w I r. ui. .111:111, t'ik her place lit the tump b .fore sic w.n ess urvil ami brouj'ht leu li to the stable. I'.ill the ef riteini iil 1 1 11 I proved too, 'rent, and the) atibseiiiciit i xliiiil.ti .il pfived faint. HaiiMrr liMiiioml trtiHn. Thi rclimrUnlile item come from Keiilii toiiik it I, Me. The MiiIiiicI ilm- Hi'iti'l wiililiiig was celebrated there) ris eiitly, and wn a uotiitile a ft. nr. Mr. M .nun I is tn tirly one hundred and W n veiirsnl l, and In wife is marly avoid. 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