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HEPPNER. MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, AUGUST 6,
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Union Pacfic Railway-Local card.
No. 9, mixed, leaves Heppner 3:30 p. m. daily
except Sunday. Arrives at Willows Junction
6:20 p m.
No 10. mixed, leaves Willows Junction 7:15
S. m. ArrlveB at Heppner 10 p. m. daily except
unday.
East bound, main line arrives at Willows
Junction 1:46 a. m
West bound, main line, leaveB illows Junc
tion 12:15 a. m.
West bound Portland fast frelBht with pas
senger coach leaves Willows Junction 6:3S p m.
and arrives at The Dalles at 12:01a m. Hre
passentrern from the 1 ranch layover till 3:15 a.
m. and take the taut mall west bound which ar
rives at Portland 7:25 a. m. The DmIIcb and
Portland passenger leaves The Dalles daily at
2:15 p. m. and arrives at Portland 6:30 p.m.
Leaves Portland 8:00 . m. daily and arrive st
The Dalles 12:15 p. m Thi connects with the
east bound way freight with passenger couch
w hich leaves The Dalles at 1:30 p. in., arriving
at Willows Junction 6:58 p. m.
United States Officials.
President -. Grovnr Cleveland
Vice-President Ad ai Blevenson
u . u. .. p;nKUMi a nina.
PW-nm J" "n'0 .,. v. .....
Herirntaryof Treasury John G. ('arliBln
Secretary or interior none oinnn
Hecretary of War Daniel 8. l.sniont
Henretaryof Navy Hilary A. Herbert
PoHtinanter-Gennral Wil'iam L. Wi son
Attorney-General J udson Harmon
(Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Mortal
8tate of Oregon.
Governor W P I.oH
Senrotary of Btata H. K. Ki'icald
TWainr Phil. Welsehan
W rit. P"";nlnrnction O M I win
Attorney General C. M. Id'eman
u ( G. W. MHml
Benators ii u Mimkoi
I Hinirer Hermanr
Congressmen w K E1u,
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ft" yREGULAT-'l
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Reader, did vou ever take Simmons
Liver Regulator, the "King of
Liver Medicine3 ? " Everybody needs
take aliver remedy. It is a slugg'sh or
liseased liver that impairs digestion
md causes constipation, when the waste
:.hat ehou'd be carried off remains in
hp body and poison3 the whoie system,
.hat dull, heavy feeling is due to a
'jrpid" liver. Biliousness, Headache,
Ialaria and Indigestion are all liver
liseases. Keep the liver active by an
ccasional dose of Simmons Liver Rpg
ilat r and you'll get rid of these trou
U'S, and give tone to the whole sys
3m. For a laxative Simmons Livei
emulator is better than Pills. It
ea not gripe, nor weaken, but great1.'
tfresb.es an.l strengthens.
Every package has the Jfed Z
tamp on the wrapper, j. 11.
Seilin & Co., Philadelphia.
Wanted a Receipt. The following i
told tit the expense of a well kDowo law
yer of Th Dalles: "What are yon wait
ing for?" said the lawyer to no Indian,
who had just paid him some money tnb
told how to get a divorce from a rquB
to whm he had never beeii married. "A
reoeipt," said the Indian. "A receipt 1
what, do yon know about a receipt? It
yon oao explain to me the Datare and
pnrpnse of a receipt. T will nive one,"
replied the lawyer, "'Spose maybe mi
die; me. go hebeo. me see G'iod. Petei
nd Clio; d-y says, Jim what do yon
want; rn py. want in. Pey eaj
viu pav Mr. Lawyer that nrnnev. Wha
me rln, T have no receipt. H"h me hnn'
all over bell to fiud you?" He got bit-
'eceitit.
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OWEN
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if you use the Petalom
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Make money while
others are wasting
time by old processes.
Cataloetells all about
it.and describes every
article needed lor im
poultry business.
Printer W. '1. Leeds
!R. 8. H n.
F. A. M.aire,
0. E. Wolverton
SeyentU Judicial District.
Cironit Jndite W. L. BranVhaw
Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jayne
Morrow Connty OBlciali.
Joint Henator . W. Oowan
BeDrmentatire. J. 8. Boothhy
iKmntjJndae Jnlins Keithly
' Commlfwioners ), K. Howard
J. M. Baiter. . ,
" rierle .T.W.Morrow
" Hberifl G. W. Hami.Bloii
" Tnwinrar Fran Oillism
Aowxwor J. Willi.
. " Hnmyor. G. Ixird
" HchiHtl Snp't Anna Balsiger
" Coroner T. W. Aysra, Jr
BKFFRSl TOWN OFnOIRS.
Mayor Thou. Morgan
C iin-tlme O. E. Fanmworth. M.
Mrt'tenthal. fMis Pattorum, T. W Aysra.Jr.,
8. 8. Horner, E. J. Blocara. .
Htir.ei F. J. Hal nek
T'MUinrar E. L F-eltid
MaraiuU A. A. Roberts
Preetnct 0 Hirer.
JnitlM of tka Pauw E. L. FreHand
Consubls. N. 8. WheUtune
raited States lni Otfieerm.
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Morrow and Ctrant annntiea, m n will
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Trade Mark Dr. A. 0wi
FOR MEN AND WOMEN
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Lluuirlu licit made, iur peneral use, produciDi
ig'-nuino ennentof Eltctrloity, for the cur
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uted both lnqunntltv and power, and applie'
j any part of the body. It c n bo worn at an
time during working hours or sleep, aud
WILL POSITIVELY CURE
RIIFCJIATISOT
L,l IIIIAUO
KENEK AL DEBILIT)
UKI 15 D.kGK
NERVOUS DISEASE?
VAUMOCKLK
St;Xl'AL WE1KNES!
I n POTENCY
KIDNEY DISEASES
WITHOUT MEDICINE
Electricity, properly applied. Is fast takln'
tho place of drugs for all Nervous, Rheumatic
hidncy and Urln il Troubles, and will effet
currsln seamlngl hopelcrs cases where ever,
other known means has failed.
Any sluggish, weak or diseased organ ma-
uy iuio i-iunns ne rousea to neaitnr actlvlt'
bororeltlstoolate. Leadinii nedical men use and recommend th'
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" three " 2 25
Sheep, muttons, bead .... 1 25 1 50
" stock 1 00 1 50
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Hogs, dressed 4 00
Wool 8 10
Horses, slow sale.
Butter, roll 2540
Bees, doz 10
Chickens, doa 2 003 00
Turkeys
Potatoes, per owt 40
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Plonr.bbl 2 5( 6) 3 60
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VlnttoDs, owt 6 00 8 00
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Turkeys, tt) 12 14
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Hogs, on foot 3 25 0 3 75
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Wool Eastern Otegon..
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EIGHT MILE NOTES
Weather hot and dry.
(Several of our ceiulibors have g"na to
the mountains to stay during the hot
weather.
Gill Jones baa moved to the farm be
purohaspd of Oliver Ooz. Oliver moved
to California.
Farmers bave learned that it is best to
'ummer fa1 low, and then tow their grain
in September.
Many wells are giving out, and some
have tn baul wati r (or bouse use, and
I rive tbeir atooa to water.
farmers are mowing a irreater portion
if tbeir grain for bay, as it will not pa
o head and thresh it. In fact there will
"e but very little grain threshed here.
Vegetables are drying np, ezoept po
tatoes, and tbey do not seem to ba dolnw
s well as naoal. Fruit will ba acarcr.
though gooseberries were very plentiful
Eight Mile was oast ii gloom what.
'bey beard of the death of 3. L. Beymnr.
He waa an old resident of tbia neiabbor-
hnod, aud a man interested in Snndat
obool and oburob work. Be enj tyed
prayer meeiing, ana waa aiwaya reauy "
ead the asm-, and erjj iyed doiug so. I
it a great comfort to bie bereaved ontn-
laoioD to know that be was willing t"
die, and did so rj lioiog in hie Saviour.
Mrs. Beymer baa tbe heartfelt sympa'l J
of this neighborhood ; may Be who baa
promised to be a husband to the widow,
aud a father to tbe faib-rleea, be near to
her and ber family ; may tbey lean on
Him and traat Him The last request
Mr. Beymer made of tbe Eight Mile peo
pie was that 'bev meet and eee what ar
ran eemeott o mlcl be made (or building
a rhnrcb, but be went to tbe mountains
and met with ao aooid nt from wbicb be
lied, and the meeting waa sot held.
Hie aeat i vacant at bia borne. Ba I
aliased, sadly mitsed. But tbey know
if they live for Jeaua, tbey will meet hi.n
'm the morning when tbe miaii bave
rilled away." IUv. Adkine preaobed an
eteellent ae'mon, and real tbe beautiful
b trial aervioe at the cemetery, ahioh
to impreaaiva. The remaine were In
tarred at the OdJ Fellowa cemetery at
ijardman.
There ia very liMle butter being made
as the dry wealber kills the grass
there is do nutriment io it and oowa are
not dolotr welL E. U. 0
Eicimt Mu.1, Or., Ang. 1, 1WJ5.
munities of tbe United States, the Pops.
ill triumph most gloriously in '96. I
hardly know bow to give an adequate
idea of the intense beat felt here without
tresspassing upon the bible aoonunt of
tbe finally lost; and while the adherent
of tbe old parties are writhing under tbe
hot shots from the small popguns pres
ent, the analogy becomes more striking
and will doubtless be most striking at
the Dolls in '94.
I notioe that my last, article drew from
you a few comments whiob I was glad
to see. I agree with you that my article
was rather ill-timed and thank you fur
the suggestion. However, it occurs to
me that tbe burden of the politioal eeuti-
men's should have beon written by me
as early as early aa the '70's, but instead
I was like many are at tbe prfsent time.
so blinded by tbe hue and cry of tar ff
that I could not see that it was then
high time to sound tbe tocsin of alarm,
and thereby aid in preventing tbe power
of oppression io fastening its fangs aud
depositing its veins iu free America.
Nor is the day so sacred to one whose
patriotism is uufeigned that ha should
bum some uniutellifible "fan dangle
diddle dee" until America's posterity is
bound In abj-'ot slavery, and Independ
ence day lost in igunmmy. Awake, Mr,
Editor, and tell ns what it means tliHt
the state mi itia should be tilaopd sub
jeot to the o.ll of the president and lia
ble to be called to shoot down tbeir nn
offending brothers at any time, W b
are not tbe Pinkertons called to aooount
for the murders they o imrnit? Thev are
not a lngallv authorized institution, and
tbeir murders are no less murders (ban
those upon the public highways. Bu1
that body are tbe merciless hirelings ol
oppression and are therefore allowed to
esoape jiiatioe. Ia this what old Liber
ty's Bell sai'g out so loud and olear on
July 4, 1776? It so, I bave then beei
uder a delusion, for it evidently rang
out liberty alone to tbe oppressor's band.
WlLI, lloSKINB,
Rittkb, Or., July 23, lb95.
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
MM
ABSOLUTELY PURE
IN COMwlANO Or Tnt Art M ADA, 1 '
Thousands of pereooi fionoder along
f ir months, yes even years, suffering
frm Indigestion, bowel troubles and
lir disorders with tbeir erO-OJpany ihg
taareable rjmptoma, Ueana they
Link tt.ty have to. If tbey woo Id lak
a short enarae o' Dr. i. IL McLwao'i
Liver aad Kidney Bmtb-y wold enoa
"t nd of lb eerahle filing aad that
erpoeri g sent of earin-s and to
niaily f"f work, w-uld ylva lao I
nnaiif relb, vlgr aiid Olittrfcilu
i'rloa l 0U per brrtlle.
Tbe writer onoe knew of a famousora
tor who whs delivering a bcture to a
arge and intelligent audience on tb
nb jeot of "Impossibilities." In tbe
ourae of bis dinoussion be asserted thai
there were but ver few impi esibili ies
tbia world, and thht many thmiS
were classed as such beoause of laok ol
acquaintance, or innorinoe. At tbe close
of his lecture, which bad been listened
to very attentively, tbe speaker said be
was ready to explain any mystery or im
possibility that might be submitted I
him by anyone iu tbe andienoe. A nnm
ber of mysterious sigh's and bHpunning
were submitted to tbia leari.ed man.
which were hastily explained iu a verj
satisfactory manoer to hie audimioe. A
length a gentleman, rather tiuaisnmiOir
io appeurance, ho had occupied a reai
aeat, arose and ei plained to th- leoturei
that not long since down iu Kentucky a
parent bad given bin b to a child, one
half of whiob ai blaok, Tbe profesaoi
delved into tint mailer and rendered
bat be thonwbttobea very lalisfsitor)
answer of more luau baif ao honr'e
engtb and waa Jut concloding when
the same nnaasnming man arose fnn
hie seat and said, in a langhabls man
oer, that be bad failed to state that th
ither half of the child waa also black.
fbia completely convulsed the audieuot
and everyone had a hearty laogb at th
lecturer'a eipense. When quietude was
onoe mora rswtored be aatored bia audi
euoe that he appreciated ibis fully as
muoh aa tbey, as it waa valuable lessni.
to bim, and that io the future be would
never attempt to n plain anything nntii
be first knew thai it was absolutely true
fhe moral of tbe above atory ia valu
ahle one, and has iiever been for gutter
by tba writer who Buds it Very applica
ble in answering tbe questions pro
pound! by oar friend llotkins ia the
.bove ariiols.
Several of the Thlng-s Which Fhlllp It.
Forgot.
In the Armada the crusading' enthu
siasm had reached its point and focua,
says Froude in Long-man's Magazine.
England was the stake to which the
virgin, the daughter of Sion, was bound
In captivity. Perseus had come at last
in the person of tho duke of. Medina
Sidonia, and with him all that was best
and brightest in the countrymen of
Cervantes, to break her bonds and re
place her on her throne. They had
sailed into the channel in pious hope,
with the blessed banner waving over
their heads.
To be the executor of the decrees of
Providence is a lofty ambition, but men
in a state of high emotion overlook the
precautions which are not to be dis
pensed with, eveu on the sublimest of
errands. Don Quixote, when he set out
to redress the wrongs of humanity, for
got that a change of linen might be
necessary and that he must take money
with him to pay his hotel bills. Philip 1
II., In sending the Armada to England,
and confident in supernatural protec
tion, imagined an unresisted, triumphal .
procession.
He forgot that contractors might be !
rascals, that water four months in the
casks in a hot climate turned putrid
and that putrid water would poison his
ships' companies, though his crews
were companies of angels. He forgot
that the servants of the evil one might
fight for their mistress after all and
that he must send adequate supplies of
powder, and, worst forgctfulness of all,
that a great naval expedition required
a leader who understood bis business.
Perseus, in the shape of tho duke of
Medina Sidonia, after a week of dis
astrous battles, found himself at the
end of it in an exposed roadstead, where
he ought never to have been, nine
tenths of his provisions thrown over
board as unfit for food, his ammunition
exhausted by the unforseen demands
upon it, the seamen and soldiers har
assed and dispirited, officers the whole
week without sleep, and the enemy,
who had hunted him from Plymouth to
Calais, anchored within halt a league
pf hlm.( .
A WEIRD SEA TALE.
by Dr. Automarchi, was obtained under
Kreat difficulties. There was not an
ounce of plaster of paris to be had on.
the island, therefore the doctor scoured
the cliffs in every direction for a piece
of gypsum. This he at last found and
calcined until powdering was possible.
On this account the work was very
oni''". b v'( nr,i"lVint,iirii,' h hnd
an oiierof six tnousanU pounds sterling
(about thirty thousand dollars) for the
cast before it was a month old. Sev
eral of the replicas are now valued at
twenty tho'ismd Wi-,. o- -v
imwI mW IWKc.RrtAL MACHINE.
M M ANCIIKn'l Klfi CMll.AMI
'ROM M'Dt'f f IE ftTBIJlUt.
Ed 0tmii
At the beg fd of being called Ifsvlln
a-ifrpnodot I'-r ynor papw, I Uf
I ill wall ton few thoegbu from tbe
Mi I ffia warm ep ifcgs.
The'1 are not very many bare at p'et
lent, bat mn Ibnte wbo er sikeg
I f(.oied eft" -fit" ae'OH)nUln.t.t
I al euro ff H eir anatomy
may lie two V e J-ra M.ifMW, () iv
(tea, Geo. Vt ill and bis fat'', t
Hel,olerafi and aa old gentleman as I
wifa front the II k Horse e"u. -try. AIo
i,re Ixhea from asar Ciarao'e ferry;
Clt'k Adkiea, ialf aad bf.lbf, and a
law Mbars wtj wb"f8 I hve rf t y
ta!k4 polUiea anoagti to b-eo.iMi a
analnted, tberelira tf any tme are
Urfniti.d. "he fafl'S Ibetiiaelvea ar a
1 les.t iatlr ! b' m '! htvieg
".nni "t" l r-B 'he ainm.i.s
'I Id rttr. I ll th'Se r
Iabt-nl tLe - iInI f'e e.iMrt,l.
ti, hA ii it 4 ;
A Reastrkablt Cart at KbeaaialUa.
WBtTMiman. Cat., Mtroo 21, m -
Homeiinia ago, no awakening on morn-
I lound Ibat I bad rbenmalitm I
my koe ft badly that, aa I remarked !
my wile, il aon'd ba lmpaljle fr me
nailend Wibnai that day. IUmero
Kariog Ibal I bad anma of ChamlieiUiii's
t'aio Balm io sy tiore I ui for bottle
aod rubbed ibssffliolad part thoroughl
wiib it, aee-irding o di'eotloa. and
wiibin an boor I w.s eompletely re
lievad. One appllraiion bd d tie ih
hualoea. It hi lha ltt linimbl on the
market, and I ell It nader a positive
guarao'e. IL T. Harris, for Sale by
hlooam Jitbesoo Drng dt.
The Daep Mytt.ry r an Abaadoatd Sblp
ni lit Missing rew.
One of the strangest stories about an
abandoned ship comes from the Indian
ocean. In M'i'i the llritiah corvette
Lizard was crulaiug off Ceylon. A ahip
came In Right with all sail set, ami
making good speed through the water.
The ottlcera took a long look, and one
said: "There ia something wrong
about that veaael. Her erojack ia looae
and tlappiug, and there ia no man at
the wheel. V bad belter run down
to her."
This was done, says the New York
World, and when near il waa seen that
the al'.ip had no craw, as there waa no
answer to the hail. When boardud
t!ier were no marks of trouble until,
on raising a aall that waa spread over
the main hatch, the bodyof a man was
found. He had been Ironed to the
lock-bars of the hatch cover, and had
apparently been dead a week.
tU KxiUll MM MiU vOHI Ui) tHNiy ol
an elderly man waa found, lie had
been atabbvd to death. On examining
the log-book it waa on record that the
ahip wasbpatiUh, from the l'hlll1iiines,
and named Kl Krty Antonio; but, i
strangely, the last entry was six weeks
paat, and spoUt of abandoning the ahip
at a point a thousand miles away,
hound for Malaga. Hpulu. hlie waa left
on the road to China. A pilrhi-r of
water on the table waa iotart. Could
the Vraxl bave come this long journey
wllliiint meeting a aturiii, and how bad
the dead men got h'-re? 1 hey had not
lKen dead ait weeks, and leith were
Laai-ar.
The F'rey Antonio waa takeo Into
Madras, the Spanish government noti
fied, and their auawer only made the
mystery Hvrprr. The ahip had sailed
from Ci lclx t more than a year before,
with ail K'Hi.an f'alhulic priests aa
(aaaengeis, temnd for Hpain, and bad
do I Aar art among her rrew. Ami tint
Only a Harmless Little Ring Clicking- on
Satchel Lock.
A dynamo which furnishes the elec
tric light for one of the passenger trains
between Chicago and Omaha on the
Milwaukee road was the cause of an
interesting episode in the sleeper the
other night, Bays the Chicago Times
Herald. . A stranger of rather mysterious
aspect got on at Elgin on a west-bound
train, ne had a queer-looking satchel
with ,hiin, which he pushed under the
seat. When the porter came to make
up the berths he put the satchel on an
adjoining seat.
Presently he paused in the midst of
his bed-making, and, fixing both eyes
on the satchel, stared at it. His orbs
seemed to grow as he did so. Finally
ho cautiously approached the owner
and said;
"Ex :use me, sah, but has you got any
kind ob clockwork in dat grip, sub?"
The stranger looked at him for a mo
ment with evident surprise and replied
that he had not.
"Well, excuse mo, sah, but dey'e
clockwork 'round dia vicinity some
where, sah, and seems to me it bettah
be looked up. I've hearn of dem t'ings
gom' off."
lly this time two or three other pas
sengers and the conductor had come
up, and became interested In the situa
tion. Tho ticking waa distinctly audi
ble and seemed to come from the "in-
wards" of tho grip. Tho stranger
seemed to bo aa much interested aa
anybody, and remarked that bis wife
might have put Iu the bedroom clock
instead of his collar box. He opened
tho satchel, hut investigation into all
ita recesses failed to solve tho mystery.
Aa be closed it up the ticking began
again, and everybody waa more puz
zled than ever until tho conductor no
ticed that the little ring which is at
tached to all satchel locks to assist In
opening was swinging to and fro with
the vibrations caused by the dynamo
and so produced the regular "tick-tick"
which had alarmed the porter. Then
everybody laughed, and the porter went
on with his work.
CAT STOPS A MONKEY FIGHT.
r't"TI0 TO ilCslMaSs Mt. H.ra I a
p-iiuier for iir bitioeae nt Ti
lie lo adv, fiiae," ss an eioarienea,!
tuialne eaan of I'b'la l'lhi. I'a , bo
baa od a friaae by J i Im e.nt mV'ti-
ttie&'a ! pi, let's llik,"ie abeo huaiaea.
le dell. A y Oiso rao gel bo-lr.i
when buyer, are plenty, Il ia the lio-l-
oaa meo, who leles bia trade In Ibe
loll bb"bM t of July and AuhI l.
fptetil-f edv rtiting, wb i baa large
balance 10 bat credit at the end of Ilia
J4'. p laltlng' it f'Kxl mVlrt, I
I have fnno1. I f never danraaaa My e4
j Veeiltlng a lha Sawitiar. I btva tpeflal
'tales I silly wbal lha penj.la want
i ead I bave II f IT Ibeot keep p1hing
! d I b-va oi 'ai "
laalaas Hear lha t.niia Spit aad Lata All
I amhatlvaaaat.
A battle royal between monkeys took
place one afternoon recently, says the
New York Journal, in the window of a
downtown animal importer, to the
great delight of all who could crowd
near enough to the acene to see the
conflict.
Nix young monkeys were playing In a
rage behind a big plale glaaa window,
Muddriily the loonUeys bask it into
their heads to scrap They sprang at
each other Iu the wildest way and hair
tlew at a lively rale.
There waa no apparent reason why
the creatures should have gone at each
other, but go at each other they did. A
lkmuybrook fair waa not In It compared
with the way these tmmkeya plugged
aud chewed each other. K.acll one
eeemrd to bn fie hliuaetf tod afalnat
a 1 1,,. ,,11.,...
'1 he crowd of men and boys on the
sidewalk yelled with excitement for
several In i nil let.
finally o boy who Is employed at o
neighboring restaurant appeared with
o big gray aud black cat Iu his arms.
"Lvt me gel near the window," be
cried, "aud I'll U't my cat w ill scare
the life out of the whole lot of them
monkeys."
1 he crowd let the boy through. The
la, I I... I.I I. I Lmn.. i-.l ,.n In I ).
was ail. And from thai tar iwiii ..... ... ,.'., . .
. t i'l V ,iii,iii .ir viiiiiiiiiKiiwuniuiii
his whnlrr and commenced spitting.
Mi teat M-t ,.ie,
la?, il I'mI.). o'n,i( in,
(,! a, 1lii'd-,s an I K-n' l-is
U. it a-Je, l'(.,o, I. W, A.s; ,i.lV t
time until now the atory of LI Krcy
Antonio is one o( tbe aecrrla of the
deep.
HOW TO FIGHT INDIANS.
A BWtaiae UI.ea fa. lb Mat af Uln-
iaesr iwrs.
Ja W now tisik n (T his blue flannel
J ii in lie r and overall troiiaera. Used the in
artuth-ally tognher and stuffed them '
out with the coaraegraaa growing every
where around us. 1 hen be held the
lummy Wyond the edge of a bowlder
n such a way as to beW a If the bulge
if hi own l"tf were protruding, aayt
l.lpplticotl a Msgsiine.
Tbe old, old ruaa succeeded admir
ably, for Instantly there caina from the
c.rr, a I -in 1 1 Ii It t jr yards away, a hurt
lilig shower of arrows; and as mn aa
I um and I bad fiml our dcoy shots a
iis I of hldooualy paln'rd A - liea
sprang up. and with uplifled loins
hawks and torriflu tllt, ruaUtd toward
us. Iljt not f ir far.
"Now. U,v," alioutnl Jack, and at
tb rra k of our nlVe the three fore
Oi'it braves went beadioof ijuwa.
FuT I (iff feud the other ttora!
bewitili id, and thrn. aa tine afu-r an
c4Urr droj'4 under I he siwei t.f re
vrasir builrta. flntd aw rtlil as to
eaem liaa the wikW nf a dott b anttrnea,
the survlvinj arrUr tartet o!T Ui
tl.'-.r I'lliU t al,d uff.i'l away.
Dap .tas l-'k W
Th d-a'li lnnMnf Na;,'fn, wli'ib
1 hat waa enough.
1 he gang of monkey flchlem heard
lha siilling and quit. Their fury waa
quieted III a JilT. and they jumped to
the farthest corner of the cage with a
unanimity thai w as as roiiouiiced as
their mutual aggrt Mivelieaa had been.
How lha llaaa W ark.
In America It has been observed that
bee often bore lubuUr corollas In
order to get at lha nectar of flow re.
Instead of entering by the mouth, aa
humlili W do In r.urtix In rsaaye
on the rriMsferliHration of flower this
tiippswd anomaly baa twi n the sub
ject of much comment. It now appear
that the humhli U-e of l.urtiMi and
Amer.ra bave Identical habit In re
gard to the manner In whl,h th visits
to (1 twee are mad, and that It I the
las of Insect knuwn a the carpenter
bee, or the borer, whi h works la tbe
ouulde ntanovr In 11 tL
1 ha ah Ilea-was.
Fpe'tator bkin,f at the "bapry
family" of a menarfcrio have uftea won
darsKl if tHa twiae aiir ever Ui4
drwei UtU 4 tb Iknb The Ohtajro
The sotorrs, 1 he wo f a Oin
agrr.e In Ur n, w.. h iin'.ul d a
happy fan,ly."ar,u.r.liuf of a Ii . a,
tl-ir.'iif an X a !ic ,i, a .'.I
Oliodsvll ''...! a !.' hx.g t ieo
anlilial bid livid I--tether. ".terti
lie l. nt'.t " Ut leil ed. "aipV V
a.it'i, wt. i.4 b4 N In fvwv4
at hit ' rv.it tf 4
r4tH11 aa l8 CmIkI to J ! ,
r4 iua. .
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