Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, December 25, 1894, Image 1

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TWELFTH YEAR
HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY. DECEMBER 25, 1894.
WEPKLY l0. RIfi.f
SEMI-WEEKLY NO. 295.1
PAPER
SEMI WEEKLY GAZETTE.
PUBLISHED
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raota for advertising- can be made for it.
Union Pacfic Railway-Local card.
No, 10, mixed leaves Heppner 9:45 p. m. daily
except. Banaay
10, " ar. at Willows Jo. p.m.
9, " leaves 11 a. m.
' 9, " ar. at Heppner 5:00 a. m, daily
iixnnnt Monday.
Kast bonnd, main line ar. at Arlington 1 :28 a. m.
West " "leaves i:-a. m.
West bound local freight leaves Arlington 8:S5
a. m.. arrives at The Dalles 1:15 o. m. Local
passenger leaven The Dalles at 2 :00 p. m. arrives
at roriiaiiaat :uup. m.
United States Officials.
President G rover Cleveland
Vice-President Ad ai Stevenson
Secretary of State Walter Q. Gnwham
Seoretary of Treasnry John G. Carlisle
Secretary of Interior ..Hoke Smith
Secretary of War Daniel 8. Lamont
Secretary of Navy Hilary A. Herbert
Postmaster-General Wilson S. Biftsell
Attorney-General Kichard S. Olney
Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton
State of Oregon.
Governor R. Pnnnyr
Secretary of State G. W. Mcllride
Treasnrer Phil. MtRrhan
Bapt. Public Instruction R. B. MnEIroy
u (J. H. Mitnhel
Benatora ?J. N.Dnlph
r, . J Ringer Hermann
Congressmen jw R EIHs
Printer Fran k ( 1 . Haket
!F. A. Moore
W. P. Lord
H. S. Uean
Serenth Judicial District.
Cironit Judge W. L. Bradnhaw
Prosecuting Attorney A. A. Jnynp
Morrow County Officials.
Joint Senator A. W. Rowan
Representative. J. S. Boothhj
i bounty Jadge Julius Keith ly
' Commissioners . R. Howard
J. M. Baker.
" Clerk J, W. Morrow
" Sheriff G. W. Ham-iston
" Treasurer Frank Gilliam
' Assessor , .J. Willi
Surveyor Geo. Lord
" School Sup't Anna Balsiger
" (Coroner T. W. Avers, Jr
BKPPNKB TOWN OFFICERS.
Mayor P. O. B'rc
CounciimeM O. E. Farnsworth. M-
Liohtenthal, Otis Patterson, Julias Keithly.
W. A. lohnston, J. L. Yeager.
Reoorder P. J. Hallock
Treasurer A. M. Gunu
Marshal
Precinct Office rp.
Justice of the Peaoe E. L. FreelanH
ConsUble N. S.Whetstom
UDited States Land Officers.
THX DALLES, OB.
J, F. Moore Rpgistpi
A. 8. Biggs Recoiver
LA OBANDK, OB.
B. F, Wilson Register
J. H. Kobbins Receiver
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their Castle Hall, National Bank build
in?. Soioominff brothers eordiallv in-
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Faoial Peculiarities Whioh Come
Through Habit.
DlatlnctiT. Type That Ar. Found tn
Certain Calling-, The 4aeer Ef
fects of Occupation One's
LTpon the Featurea.
The incessant flow of involuntary
nerve currents to the facial muscles
doubtless accounts for the odd simi
larity of expression among- men of the
same vocation. In many such cases,
says Blackwood's Magazine, the comii-
tions are so complex that it seems im
possible to lay one's finsrer upon the
special items oj environment which
conduce to the facial characteristics
exhibited by nearly all members of
certain trades and professions. V hut,
for instance, is there about the process
of making shoes which evokes the un
mistakable cobbler's visage? The nor
trait of Edward, the Banff naturalist,
in Mr. Smiles' book, shows the type in
a marked degree. As far as my obser
vation carries rae, the cause must be
looked for in the last, lapstone and
waxend of old-fashioned cordwainery;
since men who work the machines in
modern shoe factories, or who do or
dinary repairing, do not exhibit the ex
pression. It appears probable that the
tailor's distinctive type of face may
have been partially created by his
habit of working his jaws concomitant
ly with his shears. Let anyone watch
a person cutting a piece of tough ma
terial with scissors, and he will see
that the lower part of the face wags in
rhythmic and spontaneous unison with
the blades. Shepherds and farm labor
ers who join sheep-sheariug gangs cer
tainly acquire a different expression
while engaged in this kind of work.
The cast of countenance by which
one so easily recognizes a groom is pa r
tially explicable from the fact that the
muscles which close tiie jaws and com
press the lips are always called into
play when we ate asseiting our will
over that of a horse. .Nearly all jock
eys and horsemen have a peculiar set
of ftie mouth and chin, but 1 have been
unable to distinguish any social char
acteristic about the eye or upper part
of the face. It is instructive to com
pare the visage of the ruler of horses
with that of the ruler of men. The
horseman's face shows command in the
mouth, the drill sergeant's iu the
mouth and the eye. The last is un
doubtedly the most effective instru
ment in exacting obedience from our
own species. Here we get a hint of
that cause of want of dignity, that ele
ment of coarseucbs, which is discern
ablc in tho countenances of some men
and women who have much to do with
horswt. The higher and nobler method
of expressing authority is outweighed
by the lower and more animal one.
Generally speaking, it is a strenuous
contest with minor difficulties which
produce a thin and rigid set of lips. It
is seen almost invariably in housewives
of the Martha type, who are "careful
and troubled about many things," and
whose souls are shaken to the center by
petty worries within doors, and the
strife a outrance with shortcomings of
the scullery maid or the cook.
The compressed lip so loved and so
often misinterpreted by novelists is a
sign of weakness rather than strength.
It tells of perpetual conflicts in which
the reserves are called into the fray.
The strong will is not agitated into
strenuous action by the small worries
of the hour, and the great occasions
which call for its whole forces are too
few to produce a permanent impress of
this kind upon tho features. The
commanding officer, assured of his
men's obedience, does not habitually
keep his lip muscles in a state of ten
sion. Look at the sea captain, the
most absolute monarch on the earth.
He carries authority and power in his
face, but it resides in his eye and the
confident assurance of his easily set
mouth. Every spar and shaft and
muscle in his floating realm must obey
him, and he knows it. This is prob
ably a reason why the sea captain and
the engine drivers show a certain simi
larity of type. The engine driver can
make his captive giant, strong as ten
thousand nien, obey the pressure of his
finger. His lips are usually calm, like
those of the statues of the wielder of
thunderbolts on Olympus. Who ever
saw a man command iug a man-of-war
or driving a locomotive with the con
tentious lip of the school usher? The
typical expressions of the members of
those three liberal professions which
Sir Thomas llrowne says are afl
founded upon the fall of Adam are
well enough recognized to have been
long the prey of the caricaturist. The
several distinctive traits of each, and
the possible causes which give rise to
them, are too complex to be dealt with
in a single article. Speaking very
generally, the cleric's face is indicative
of authority of the thin-lipped kind,
and of a dignified sense of the sanctity
ofhisotlice. The ductor'sjnw and mouth
are less rigid, yet toll of decision. His
eye is vigilant and sympathetic, and
his whole facial aspect conveys t he idea
of a fund of untapjietl wisdom. The
lawyer's countenance is confident and
confidential, with a pouncing alertness
of the eye, and a prevailing expression
of weighty perspicacity.
Datnaaea, aworda.
To the lovers of strange goods the
bazars of Dnmaocns are far more allur
ing than those of Cairo or of Constan
tinople; the capacious cheats of the
merchants contain much that we would
buy were our purses longer. Old em- j
broideries of wonderful color, delicate
china, silks of many hues, swords of
cunning workmanship, all those lie
piled beside us on the floor. It is but
seldom that a really pood specimen of
the Damascus sword can be obtained,
for the art of working and engraving
steel is dead. These swords were made
of alternate layers of iron and steel,
so finely tempwd that the blade
would ix-nd to the hilt without break
inf?, with an edge so keen that no coat
of mail could rcaist, and a surface so
highly polished Unit when a Moslem
wished to rearrange his turban be used
h's eord for a looking erases.
CELESTIAL PHOTOGRAPHY.
The lla.j- Light of the Milky Way
Myriads of S tare.
Sensitive as are the salts of silver in
the gelatine plates, they do not equal
in this respect the living matter of
the retina, on which images of objects
are continually being formed and
oblitented, says Longman's Magazine.
Notwithstanding this, celestial objects
can tie photographed that will never
be seen by the keenest eyes, aided by
the most powerful telescope that can
be made. One reason of this is that
the photographic plate is sensitive to
a far greater range of vibrations than
the eye. Not only is it acted upon, to
a slight extent, by the visual rays, but
by those as rapid as 4U,lVii.i')0,UO0 a
second.
Another reason is that, while the
human retina can only retain an im
pression for about one-seventh of a
second, the feeblest light that falls
upon the sensitive plate is not lost,
but is stored up. Hence, the photo
grapher's plate was well callud by
Ilersehel "the ratina that forgets not."
What cannot be seen by the eye at a
gliince -will not reveal itsulf, though
we gaze an hour; whereas, the
chemical action on the plate at the end
of nn hour is 3,000 times what it was
at the end of a second. The countless
millions of waves of light striking
persistently upon one point of the
plate must, in course of time, produce
an image of the star. In this way ap
parently blank parts of the heavens
have !een shown to be crowded with
stars.
The total number of stars visible to
the naked eye in the whole heavens is
only about ii.wiO; with our large tele
scopes this number becomes more than
fiO.0110,000, while with the photographic
eye It cannot be less than 100,000,000.
Indeed, according to Dr. Roberts, it
seems an if the photographic plate
would become simply a mass of stars
if sufficient exposure were allowed.
This is well illustrated by photographs
of portions of the milky way, "that
broad and ample road, whose dust is
gold and pavements stars." They show
that its hazy light, which teases the
eye and eludes the skill of the artist, is
simply the efforts of myriads of stars
beyond our range of vision.
BROKE UP THE SHOW.
The Man In the Hot OHlre Wanted a
Cross. l-:ycd Man to I'uy Double.
"1 once had an idea," saiil the show
man. "It was brand-new and a
corker. 1 went to see a three-ring cir-i.-r.-.
one day. and while was there it
struck me thut if I put a variety show
on the road with two separate and distinct-turns
goinre ou at the mine time
tin: p'le would be tickled with it and
I vo-.ii l make money. I figured it out
;'.. t there are many times when a
ma.n jfties to a vin-iety show nud yawns
f ..roiit:h n i urn I x'iinse he lias seen it
Kifort-or soiiiv'thin:; of the kind. Now,
if th.-jv were two Inrns goin,' on the
liinn.conh! look at the other one, you
know, and would come away sayin;r it
wns a great show. It would be only
'(.tisioimllv w-e would strike a man
who would lie lioi-etl liv two turns at
the same time. The plan seemed a tip
t"!jer. nod I got a partner who had
v.j' s-.-y uivl we started to put it into ex
tu !!.i ;n. We hired a lot of people and
put on a show that was a pretty good
one. We htid eighteen turns, and we
ran them two at a time. I'or instance,
if th. ire was a serin-eomie on the stage
v.e w.i'ild have a trapeze act from the
dome "f the theater, and things went
Bin-. - if they had been greased.
The partner I had was a man who had
neV'T been in the show business be
fore, n nil he didn't know a great deal
aUnit it. us a matter of course. Seeing
lint he had put up the money, 1 let
him hav a few words to say ubout the
front of the house. On the fifth night
out we had a row and the show busted
then and there. Since then I have
never found anyone who would go into
the scheme-."
"What was the row about?" asked
the liulfalo Express reporter.
"Oh, my partner was in the box
olflce and he tried to make a cross-eyed
man pay double, claiming that he
could see both turns at once and
would get twice his money's worth.
The cross-eyed man wouldn't have it,
and there was a fight. That tight
marked the death of the greatest idea
in the show business since the tank
was invented, for my partner pulled
out and bought an interest in a church
furniture concern."
NOT THE LIQUOR HE WANTED.
Th. Tlpay Man ot Yet Itcariy for . Dosn
of Knibalmiiia- J'lulii.
It was 4 o'clock a. m. and as yet there
was not a sal cum open in town. An
Indianapolis Sentinel man was out for
a ride on his bicycle as an appetizer be
fore breakfast, and as he passed along
he met a poor traveler who was search
ing for a drink.
"Shay," said the traveler, "I'm dry;
can ye telerfeller where he can get
sompin t drink?
The reporter could not, but slowed
up and talked to the man as they went
along together. Soon the man spied a
light ahead at a place where he knew
there was a saloon, or had been the
day before.
"Now I'm fixed'" he said. "Zere's a
friend of mine," and he started at a
more rapid pace in the direction of the
light. lie rushed into tho place and
found a young man straightening the
furniture about. To the reporter it
was evident that there was no saloon
there, but to the half intoxlcatod, man
the si'fht of the bar was sutllcient, and,
squaring himself, he said: "Give me
some of your best likker;" and then,
"what's yours, pardaer?"
"Wcli." said the boy, "our best is
pretty good, but not what yon ned at
present. The only liquor we have is
embalming fluid."
An m-.iii-rliiiring establishment was
mo-ir:g in wht re a saloon had ju-.t dis
outiuuci business. Tiiemuri with the
t'.jipelite for drink bowed politely, and
-is he edgod for tho door baid: " Scusc
mo, but you'r got the wrong feller.
I'll no doubt tee you later, but not
cto. Tx, ts,"
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gin and Are Maintained.
The marine globe, an "apparatus to
produce currents similar to sea cur
rents," consists of a glass globe, under
the interior wall of which are con
structed the massive outline of conti
nents and the hollows of sea basins.
The bottom of the sea consists of an
interior sphere, concentric with the
one of glass, moving on a vertical axis
and worked by a gearing. The sea
basins are tilled with water, contain
ing particles of sterine in suspension,
which render all its movements visible.
The exterior of the apparatus does not
differ much from that of a geographi
cal globe.
When the movable globe turns upon
itself, says the Cosmopolitan, the
water is seen to start. From bofh
extra-tropicul regions it advances,
along the sea bottom, toward the
equator, there the two currents, from'
the north and from the south, meet,
and together rise to the plane of the
rreat circle; reaching the surface iu a
itream that occupies the equatorial
belt of the oceans, the waters pour
southward and northward of their line
of emergence; then, almost immediate
ly borne toward the west, they produce
in their course nil the secondary cur
rents which are formed by the outlines
of the shores and the shapes of the sea
bottoms.
Through the transparent glass one
can follow the movements of the liquid
mass and get a better idea of sea cur
rents than from the finest map. For
the best specimens of hydrography
seem only dead-letter compared with
these real, moving currents, emerging,
advancing on the surface, then disap
pearing in the depths of these minia
ture oceans, the capacity of which is
scarcely more than a few glasses of
water.
This apparatus is both a useful play
thing for children and an object of
serious thought for students. Every
young geographer in our primary
schools would delight to follow with
his eyes, on this little artificial world,
the marvelous evolutions of tho water
of that oceans; every earnest investi
gator into the phenomena of nature
would be surprised at the facts re
vealed by this simple instrument, and
would perhaps be disposed to question
the value of certain notions on the phys
ics of the globe, which till now he has
held without questioning.
The marine, globe would facilitate
the teaching of geography, so far as
the sea currents are concerned, and the
modifications these effect in climate,
regardless of latitude; it may also aid
navigation, and furnish hydrography
with valuable data for tho coordinat
ing and completing of the experimental
study of murine currents, their origin,
their mutual relations, their tempera
ture, their fauna, etc. Finally, it
seems to me, it may promote the
science of physics, because it is, as con
cerns the liquid element, the material
demonst ration of this hypothesis which
led in its construction: "The liquid
element enveloping the solid nucleus
of the terrestrial globe, being set in
motion by diurnal rotation, receives
from this an impulse, which, modified
by the outlines of continents, pro
duces, in nearly all their details, the
currents of the sea."
OUTDRANK PRINCE BISMARCK.
A Frenchman Whose Jiead Was NtronR-er
Than th. German Had Supposed.
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lemon; M. de Mun, pure water; M. I)e
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M. Constant never drink anything
while speaking. M. l'ouyer-Quortler,
who was finance minister at the time
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A 8an Francisco Anicel Whose Pocket
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If you want to hear the name of any
man mentioned with enthusiasm and
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Cleveland? Not much. Anybody you
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John Kademaker. And who on earth
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best man who ever drew breathl"
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you naturally want to know. Then
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at the same time that John Rademaker
keeps a big saloon in San Francisco
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Pacific coast, he goes straight to John
Kademaker. It appears that John
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ways wide open to the reputable men
in the profession who get stuck on the
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home, with an idle summer ahead and
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all right I don't want ony paper if
you're not square your paper's no good.
Now, what'll you have to drink?"
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declined to put down so revolutionary
a name, and the father refused to reg
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ber. The matter was taken before the
courts, the workman was fined, and
the decision given that in monarchial
states such names are not allowable.
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