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The incessant flow of involuntary nerve currents to the facial muscles doubtless accounts for the odd simi larity of expression among- men of the same vocation. In many such cases, says Blackwood's Magazine, the comii- tions are so complex that it seems im possible to lay one's finsrer upon the special items oj environment which conduce to the facial characteristics exhibited by nearly all members of certain trades and professions. V hut, for instance, is there about the process of making shoes which evokes the un mistakable cobbler's visage? The nor trait of Edward, the Banff naturalist, in Mr. Smiles' book, shows the type in a marked degree. As far as my obser vation carries rae, the cause must be looked for in the last, lapstone and waxend of old-fashioned cordwainery; since men who work the machines in modern shoe factories, or who do or dinary repairing, do not exhibit the ex pression. It appears probable that the tailor's distinctive type of face may have been partially created by his habit of working his jaws concomitant ly with his shears. Let anyone watch a person cutting a piece of tough ma terial with scissors, and he will see that the lower part of the face wags in rhythmic and spontaneous unison with the blades. Shepherds and farm labor ers who join sheep-sheariug gangs cer tainly acquire a different expression while engaged in this kind of work. The cast of countenance by which one so easily recognizes a groom is pa r tially explicable from the fact that the muscles which close tiie jaws and com press the lips are always called into play when we ate asseiting our will over that of a horse. .Nearly all jock eys and horsemen have a peculiar set of ftie mouth and chin, but 1 have been unable to distinguish any social char acteristic about the eye or upper part of the face. It is instructive to com pare the visage of the ruler of horses with that of the ruler of men. The horseman's face shows command in the mouth, the drill sergeant's iu the mouth and the eye. The last is un doubtedly the most effective instru ment in exacting obedience from our own species. Here we get a hint of that cause of want of dignity, that ele ment of coarseucbs, which is discern ablc in tho countenances of some men and women who have much to do with horswt. The higher and nobler method of expressing authority is outweighed by the lower and more animal one. Generally speaking, it is a strenuous contest with minor difficulties which produce a thin and rigid set of lips. It is seen almost invariably in housewives of the Martha type, who are "careful and troubled about many things," and whose souls are shaken to the center by petty worries within doors, and the strife a outrance with shortcomings of the scullery maid or the cook. The compressed lip so loved and so often misinterpreted by novelists is a sign of weakness rather than strength. It tells of perpetual conflicts in which the reserves are called into the fray. The strong will is not agitated into strenuous action by the small worries of the hour, and the great occasions which call for its whole forces are too few to produce a permanent impress of this kind upon tho features. The commanding officer, assured of his men's obedience, does not habitually keep his lip muscles in a state of ten sion. Look at the sea captain, the most absolute monarch on the earth. He carries authority and power in his face, but it resides in his eye and the confident assurance of his easily set mouth. Every spar and shaft and muscle in his floating realm must obey him, and he knows it. This is prob ably a reason why the sea captain and the engine drivers show a certain simi larity of type. The engine driver can make his captive giant, strong as ten thousand nien, obey the pressure of his finger. His lips are usually calm, like those of the statues of the wielder of thunderbolts on Olympus. Who ever saw a man command iug a man-of-war or driving a locomotive with the con tentious lip of the school usher? The typical expressions of the members of those three liberal professions which Sir Thomas llrowne says are afl founded upon the fall of Adam are well enough recognized to have been long the prey of the caricaturist. The several distinctive traits of each, and the possible causes which give rise to them, are too complex to be dealt with in a single article. Speaking very generally, the cleric's face is indicative of authority of the thin-lipped kind, and of a dignified sense of the sanctity ofhisotlice. The ductor'sjnw and mouth are less rigid, yet toll of decision. His eye is vigilant and sympathetic, and his whole facial aspect conveys t he idea of a fund of untapjietl wisdom. The lawyer's countenance is confident and confidential, with a pouncing alertness of the eye, and a prevailing expression of weighty perspicacity. Datnaaea, aworda. To the lovers of strange goods the bazars of Dnmaocns are far more allur ing than those of Cairo or of Constan tinople; the capacious cheats of the merchants contain much that we would buy were our purses longer. Old em- j broideries of wonderful color, delicate china, silks of many hues, swords of cunning workmanship, all those lie piled beside us on the floor. It is but seldom that a really pood specimen of the Damascus sword can be obtained, for the art of working and engraving steel is dead. These swords were made of alternate layers of iron and steel, so finely tempwd that the blade would ix-nd to the hilt without break inf?, with an edge so keen that no coat of mail could rcaist, and a surface so highly polished Unit when a Moslem wished to rearrange his turban be used h's eord for a looking erases. CELESTIAL PHOTOGRAPHY. The lla.j- Light of the Milky Way Myriads of S tare. Sensitive as are the salts of silver in the gelatine plates, they do not equal in this respect the living matter of the retina, on which images of objects are continually being formed and oblitented, says Longman's Magazine. Notwithstanding this, celestial objects can tie photographed that will never be seen by the keenest eyes, aided by the most powerful telescope that can be made. One reason of this is that the photographic plate is sensitive to a far greater range of vibrations than the eye. Not only is it acted upon, to a slight extent, by the visual rays, but by those as rapid as 4U,lVii.i')0,UO0 a second. Another reason is that, while the human retina can only retain an im pression for about one-seventh of a second, the feeblest light that falls upon the sensitive plate is not lost, but is stored up. Hence, the photo grapher's plate was well callud by Ilersehel "the ratina that forgets not." What cannot be seen by the eye at a gliince -will not reveal itsulf, though we gaze an hour; whereas, the chemical action on the plate at the end of nn hour is 3,000 times what it was at the end of a second. The countless millions of waves of light striking persistently upon one point of the plate must, in course of time, produce an image of the star. In this way ap parently blank parts of the heavens have !een shown to be crowded with stars. The total number of stars visible to the naked eye in the whole heavens is only about ii.wiO; with our large tele scopes this number becomes more than fiO.0110,000, while with the photographic eye It cannot be less than 100,000,000. Indeed, according to Dr. Roberts, it seems an if the photographic plate would become simply a mass of stars if sufficient exposure were allowed. This is well illustrated by photographs of portions of the milky way, "that broad and ample road, whose dust is gold and pavements stars." They show that its hazy light, which teases the eye and eludes the skill of the artist, is simply the efforts of myriads of stars beyond our range of vision. BROKE UP THE SHOW. The Man In the Hot OHlre Wanted a Cross. l-:ycd Man to I'uy Double. "1 once had an idea," saiil the show man. "It was brand-new and a corker. 1 went to see a three-ring cir-i.-r.-. one day. and while was there it struck me thut if I put a variety show on the road with two separate and distinct-turns goinre ou at the mine time tin: p'le would be tickled with it and I vo-.ii l make money. I figured it out ;'.. t there are many times when a ma.n jfties to a vin-iety show nud yawns f ..roiit:h n i urn I x'iinse he lias seen it Kifort-or soiiiv'thin:; of the kind. Now, if th.-jv were two Inrns goin,' on the liinn.conh! look at the other one, you know, and would come away sayin;r it wns a great show. It would be only '(.tisioimllv w-e would strike a man who would lie lioi-etl liv two turns at the same time. The plan seemed a tip t"!jer. nod I got a partner who had v.j' s-.-y uivl we started to put it into ex tu !!.i ;n. We hired a lot of people and put on a show that was a pretty good one. We htid eighteen turns, and we ran them two at a time. I'or instance, if th. ire was a serin-eomie on the stage v.e w.i'ild have a trapeze act from the dome "f the theater, and things went Bin-. - if they had been greased. The partner I had was a man who had neV'T been in the show business be fore, n nil he didn't know a great deal aUnit it. us a matter of course. Seeing lint he had put up the money, 1 let him hav a few words to say ubout the front of the house. On the fifth night out we had a row and the show busted then and there. Since then I have never found anyone who would go into the scheme-." "What was the row about?" asked the liulfalo Express reporter. "Oh, my partner was in the box olflce and he tried to make a cross-eyed man pay double, claiming that he could see both turns at once and would get twice his money's worth. The cross-eyed man wouldn't have it, and there was a fight. That tight marked the death of the greatest idea in the show business since the tank was invented, for my partner pulled out and bought an interest in a church furniture concern." NOT THE LIQUOR HE WANTED. Th. Tlpay Man ot Yet Itcariy for . Dosn of Knibalmiiia- J'lulii. It was 4 o'clock a. m. and as yet there was not a sal cum open in town. An Indianapolis Sentinel man was out for a ride on his bicycle as an appetizer be fore breakfast, and as he passed along he met a poor traveler who was search ing for a drink. "Shay," said the traveler, "I'm dry; can ye telerfeller where he can get sompin t drink? The reporter could not, but slowed up and talked to the man as they went along together. Soon the man spied a light ahead at a place where he knew there was a saloon, or had been the day before. "Now I'm fixed'" he said. "Zere's a friend of mine," and he started at a more rapid pace in the direction of the light. lie rushed into tho place and found a young man straightening the furniture about. To the reporter it was evident that there was no saloon there, but to the half intoxlcatod, man the si'fht of the bar was sutllcient, and, squaring himself, he said: "Give me some of your best likker;" and then, "what's yours, pardaer?" "Wcli." said the boy, "our best is pretty good, but not what yon ned at present. The only liquor we have is embalming fluid." An m-.iii-rliiiring establishment was mo-ir:g in wht re a saloon had ju-.t dis outiuuci business. Tiiemuri with the t'.jipelite for drink bowed politely, and -is he edgod for tho door baid: " Scusc mo, but you'r got the wrong feller. I'll no doubt tee you later, but not cto. Tx, ts," Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Absolutely pure MARINE CURRENTS. New Instrument Showlna; now They Be gin and Are Maintained. The marine globe, an "apparatus to produce currents similar to sea cur rents," consists of a glass globe, under the interior wall of which are con structed the massive outline of conti nents and the hollows of sea basins. The bottom of the sea consists of an interior sphere, concentric with the one of glass, moving on a vertical axis and worked by a gearing. The sea basins are tilled with water, contain ing particles of sterine in suspension, which render all its movements visible. The exterior of the apparatus does not differ much from that of a geographi cal globe. When the movable globe turns upon itself, says the Cosmopolitan, the water is seen to start. From bofh extra-tropicul regions it advances, along the sea bottom, toward the equator, there the two currents, from' the north and from the south, meet, and together rise to the plane of the rreat circle; reaching the surface iu a itream that occupies the equatorial belt of the oceans, the waters pour southward and northward of their line of emergence; then, almost immediate ly borne toward the west, they produce in their course nil the secondary cur rents which are formed by the outlines of the shores and the shapes of the sea bottoms. Through the transparent glass one can follow the movements of the liquid mass and get a better idea of sea cur rents than from the finest map. For the best specimens of hydrography seem only dead-letter compared with these real, moving currents, emerging, advancing on the surface, then disap pearing in the depths of these minia ture oceans, the capacity of which is scarcely more than a few glasses of water. This apparatus is both a useful play thing for children and an object of serious thought for students. Every young geographer in our primary schools would delight to follow with his eyes, on this little artificial world, the marvelous evolutions of tho water of that oceans; every earnest investi gator into the phenomena of nature would be surprised at the facts re vealed by this simple instrument, and would perhaps be disposed to question the value of certain notions on the phys ics of the globe, which till now he has held without questioning. The marine, globe would facilitate the teaching of geography, so far as the sea currents are concerned, and the modifications these effect in climate, regardless of latitude; it may also aid navigation, and furnish hydrography with valuable data for tho coordinat ing and completing of the experimental study of murine currents, their origin, their mutual relations, their tempera ture, their fauna, etc. Finally, it seems to me, it may promote the science of physics, because it is, as con cerns the liquid element, the material demonst ration of this hypothesis which led in its construction: "The liquid element enveloping the solid nucleus of the terrestrial globe, being set in motion by diurnal rotation, receives from this an impulse, which, modified by the outlines of continents, pro duces, in nearly all their details, the currents of the sea." OUTDRANK PRINCE BISMARCK. A Frenchman Whose Jiead Was NtronR-er Than th. German Had Supposed. 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Mks i'Ai;t,t rstrcRiAiN u.t riiHt..-D. Jtrrcld. I 14. tALU-U Ji' K.-ituch Conway. Aoateu, THE McCAlX CO., of the national assembly and who pre ferred the juice of the grape to every other beverage, drank Bordeaux wine in almost any quantity; he has been known to speak for three hours and to absorb eleven glasses of his favorite wine without the slightest inconven ience. It was M. Pouyer-Quertier who settled with Prince Bismarck the con ditions for the payment of the five bil lion francs which France, after the war, had to pay over to Germany. The story is told that one day while the two plenipotentiaries were discussing at table the details of those conditions Prince Bismarck conceived the idea of trying to make M. Pouyer-Quertier drink too much. The latter had scarcely emptied his glass when the prince replenished it, and the French plenipotentiary tossed it off iuimedi-atelj-. Prince Bismarck, however, had to keep up with him and drink iu his turn, so that after an hour the great chancellor felt his head grow rather heavy. He gave up the bout and said to M. Pouyer-Quertier: "I see that the wine has no great effect upon you." "Oh," replied the other, who had no ticed Bismarck's attempt to fuddle him: "I can absorb almost any quantity; I can even swallow the glass itself." And suiting the action to the word he ground Prince Bismarck's crystal glass between his teeth without even cutting his lips. ACTORS SWEAR BY HIM. A 8an Francisco Anicel Whose Pocket book Is Open tn the Needy Thespian. If you want to hear the name of any man mentioned with enthusiasm and reverence go among the actors congre gated on tipper Broadway, New York, some afternoon, says a writer in the Pittsburgh Dispatch. Grant? Oh, no. Cleveland? Not much. Anybody you ever heard of before? Never a bit. It's John Kademaker. And who on earth is John Kademaker? you will wonder. Just ask the first actor you meet. "Why, of course I know John Rade makerl He lives in 'Frisco, and is the best man who ever drew breathl" But who is he and what does he do and what has he done? That is what you naturally want to know. Then you'll find out from two or three men at the same time that John Rademaker keeps a big saloon in San Francisco and is an "angel." When an actor from the east gets stranded in Kan Francisco, or indeed anywhere on the Pacific coast, he goes straight to John Kademaker. It appears that John Rademaker has an elastic and sympa thetic auricular appendage that is al ways wide open to the reputable men in the profession who get stuck on the slippery slopo. Those who have never been stranded two thousand miles from home, with an idle summer ahead and no bank account, will not be able to realize what such friendship means. Imagine yourself in London without a friend and without a cent, as some Americans are always to bo found there, and you'll know what the sen sation is to the actor left in 'Frisco ot the close of the season. Then imagine a man like John Rademaker in the strand to whom you go and pour out your tale of woe, and who pulls out his roll and says to you: "Well, old man, I don't know you; but from what I've heard of you I think you'll make this good when you're in better luck. I'll take my chances on you, anyhow. I'll jit stake you for a ttrlp home. Oh, that's all right I don't want ony paper if you're not square your paper's no good. Now, what'll you have to drink?" Some Names Not AUowabl.. A workingman of Dresden lately proposed to register his new-born child as Robespierre Danton. The registrar declined to put down so revolutionary a name, and the father refused to reg ister the child at nil, except by num ber. 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