Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, June 15, 1894, Image 2

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    Give your buntnekt U JVp.er perfti
and therefore anaut to build up lh),i
ner. Patronize thvae who patronize
vnu
We hold each and every correspondent re
iponilble for hli or her communication. No
correspondence will be published unless the
writeri real nauio la signed as an evidence ol
good faith.
Did jou ever
Bead about the
Man who
Hid tit
L'igDi andr
A bushel f
Yee? wen
Tbat is like
Doing baaineai
Without advertising.
All the
8Diie aobemee
In the oonntry
Will not accomplish
Half as mnch
As a (rood ad.
In a irond, live.
Legitimate newspaper,
One tbat
Is read
fir the people,
And that owns
ltd own
Sonl; that
D ei its apuoe
Like merolinndiae,
Worth dollar
For dollar.
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Ellis' plurality id Whhoo county is
shout 900. How is tliib?
Wasoo county elected everything re
publionn but one oudhIhIiIh.
Tun WiUon bill in a "dead duok." It
should uev.r b ve been buiuiied.
Kansas will have a ho' flxht iLih year
and the republicans will n' t away v Itli
It.
Bimetallism ia growing rapidly, B"d
ere many ears silver will have been
restored.
Mas. Alice Kamhai, & niroe of
Andrew Jaoknon, diid on the 8 b iust ,
at Phoenix, Ariz
Ellis and Ht-rmuun were roundly
cheered tta the Hi Ht reiiublioun coEgrees
men to be rcturmrl in 1894.
It is eBtimiitrd that fully 2000 were
not oat at the polla m Multnomah
county owing to the 11 od.
Late papers are not to be bad, but
figures ao far na received, abow an tin
precodented repnblionn viotory.
IT'-MCi-i
W TTti tfctf il'-eiiilun ill Juynx, bn
ran for a nnv poljtioal office, Ellin led
the tioket in 'his oiuinly with M9 votes,
piving him 19 plurality. Jnyie had
562 votes md 279 plurality. Kincmd
had 531 voles, vet be came out with
203 plurality. Phill Met-chan had 529
votes and 212 plurality. A little etudy
uf the ' ffioial returns" in our last issue
will (xpluin why those that have tbe
highest number o votes may not always
have the lamest pluralities. Watdrop
gained sums demrcralio support, his
Tola reiiChirg Si9, while Buley had only
210 Pnfur received 260 votes and Siae
283. Pluralities are counted in a three
handed race on the vote over and above
the second bigheiit, hence both Metuchan
and Kincaid have larger pluralities than
Ellis, yet their vote was much smaller.
Jayne hae only 13 more votes than Ellis,
yet the former'; plurality ia 89 greater
loan tbe latter'a. It is the division of
the opposing forces tbat affects plural
ities. E'lis g.it a very complimentary
vote id Morrow county.
I I.I,aH I, CVI IMSK.
The Lily of l..iuv iet k is It.atl !y Wrecked
Twenty-live stnicioies lilunn
to Atoms.
KLEtlltJ.N MMES.
Olyuipian: Oihkou bus stepped ition
Coxeyieta and buried piitiulism.
East Oregoniun: The enemy has cap
tured tbe breastworks as well an nearly
all the offices.
La Grande Chronicle: There is a vein
of grim humor among tho officials of the
United rjtates laud offloe in this city.
Tbe flag surmouulii.g tliei flloe was low
ered to half matt yea.erday in honor of
Oregou'a dioiinnted democracy.
Tacoma Ledger: Oregon is to be
congratulated. luslead of being ranked
hetesrfter with KauBas and Colorado it
will deserve to ho counted with Pen us v I
vauia and Ohio and Illinois and Ion a.
.Surrounded aa they aie by inexhaustible
leaouioes of uatuie's wealth its people
have refused to deolre themselves
helpless dependent upon the uiuuifi
cenct) of an itnpo.-wible goverum ut,
and have uitiiiifeated a conhdeuce i t
Hie selves Ibat will give the world new
confidence in them,
Times-Monntaiueer: Hon. W. K.
Ellis will be re-elected to congress by a
huge ma rity, which will bean eudoise
ment of tbat gentleman's action on
politio 1 questions and also of the man
ner in which he ha-i attended to the
interests of hi constituents. Two years
simply introduces a man tu the Vestibule
of congressional legislation, while tbe
second term puts himself in a position
to do hem licial woik for his state. On
all lending questions Mr, Ellis will be
beard from dining (he coming session.
and it will be in anch a manner of wbtoti
the people who supported him need not
feci imbamed.
WnEN Gov. Peunoyer was asked to
eiplniu w hy Oiegou bad gone so over
whelmingly republican, he answered
"Silence is golden."
Bill Palton, the notorious triiiu
robber, wi shot and killed recently near
Ardmore, Iudinu Ter. lie bad a hand
in tho Longview bank robbery.
Major E. M. Moiiuill has been
nominated by the republicans for gov
ernor of Kansas. The convention sent
its. ooBgriitiilatmns to Oregon.
HUL.TNOM H COUNTY'S VOTE.
'ortland and Holmrhi Krpubllcan to
Back bone.
the
Portland, June 8. The ollioial
oanvasB of the vote of Multnomah county
gives tbe following result : For govern
or Lord, republican, 7.637; Pierce,
populmt, 4 444; Galloway, democrat
2,509; Kennedy, prohibitionist, 333;
Lord's majority over all, 221. Congress
man Ellis, republican, 8,614; Kaley
demooint, 3 354; Waldrop, populist,
4,18(1; Miller, prohi., 400. Seara demo-
orut-populist, for sheriff, has 1,805
plurality. The republicans eleot the
remainder of the comity tioket. Frank,
republican, fur mayor, has a plurality
ol 703.
Bow It la A footed py the tfnan?
cleU Stringency,
From the Kflgle.
In the once beautiful and thriving city
of Long Creek today prevails an appear
ance peculiar to tbat of a city of K .osas
after an experience with a cyclone an
common to ti e Mississippi valley. 8" The report of a ahortage of 12,000,000
much in every conceivable respect d ies i bushels in the oyster crop ol Uiesa-
v.llage pcaice ooy aoes not tusturv iue iut-
riard Times Have Caused the People to
Economize no Their Mat Bills
Whira the Fish Are Prln.
dually Obtained.
FUOJl MliHT MILE.
"Tite news comes tbat Jim Rale; is
gaining wonilerful btreuth all over the
district. Iu Multuumnb county there is
a revolulii a iu his favor and it l sate
to say that he will be the next congress
man fn ui ihe second disinoi." Leinu
orat, linker City, Jane 4, '91.
Aiinu a baid ounvuss in liuker county
Huu. J. U. ltulry earned tbe county h
about 1(J0 pluianty, ihe only county iu
the dlati lot volii that way. KlIisiBa
eonsisi cut friend of the white metal, so
the ailvir men of Bukir oouutv will not
be disappointed in Mr. Hale) 'a over
whelming defeat.
OvKR in Colorado, sinking miuers are
ruiBing 'N.d," htujiil ilrpu,y Bherills
are lifter the sinkers, Uov. Waite with
the miliiia is m.iiihing onto the Cepu
ties, siul U H. tioos will eventually
drop iu and iqnelcli ihe whole buainesa.
Coloriido la a si tuple i f (that populism
can uud will do il iu power.
Ma. Kt.LH haa wuticu a letter lo the
Bimetallic LeHgue of Oieiton, pledging
himself to uipp rt the free ooiunge of
American silver. There Beems to he
great unaiiimily of free silver sentiment
among the congressional oaudidatee In
Oregon. If Ihe suoci ssfnl ouea vote as
they promise we are all right. Telegram,
May 28.
A NKwaPAPKR iu Illinois recently
brought suit against 43 men who would
not pay their subscriptions, slid
obtained their judgment in each case
for the amount nf each claim. Of I hear,
28 made aflidnvit that they owned uu
more thau tbe law allowed thtm, ilins
preventing attachments. Then, under
tha decision ol the supiemu oourt, lhe
were arrested for petty larceny and
bound over iu the anui of $300 euoh.
All but an gave the bonds. Tbe new
postal laB make it petty larceny to
take a paper and refuse to pay for it.
Ira Miller ia suffering from the tooth
ache. Eight Mile is looking rather green at
preeonl, hut will soon be of the golden
color if we cau ouly get some nice warm
sunshine for a couple uf weeks.
Fruit is going to be abundant this
year; also grain, grass aud gardens are
iu splendid Condition.
We see by the last issue of your paper
that some one who signs his name as
"Humble" thinks that he ia making him
self quite prominent by souring acme of
the K'ght Mile Convene, aud throwing
slurs in general at Christianity. Being
as tbe said parly is siguii g his or her
name (as theO ise may be) "Humble," 1
believe they aie seiving tbe devil. 1
wuiild like to sie you ooine out on tbe
oilier side and serve the Omnipotent
Hho reigneth over nil. Abuiit those
Kiglit Milt oonverls there is one who
reigiieib upon high that judges them,
not man. 1 here una been a great ileal
ol talk abuiit the Eight Mile con veils,
but it does not hurt them; kuo ving the
source it starts from makes them truer
Christiana. It seeuiH, however, tbat
there is ulna) a some one that is ready
to tiy to hurt Chiistianity, but we hope
lliat they will indeavorto do better.
II in) lugrahuiu I am sittixtletl, if be bus
hurt the party's feelings will endeavor
to make it all right with him if be wil
only ask him to. Hoping that people
will quit trying tu teardowu Christianity
and that the said party will sec his
darkio ss, I wish him prosperity. lam
satisQ -d that Ihechisa leader will donate
his hat to the said party it he will let
bi in n If be known.
J. S. Ingmlnim is ou the sick list;
also Isaac Kmiihten.
Number of scholars enrolled at the
Eight Mile school is 38, Miss Coulee as
teacher. She is giving good satisfaction.
lieitig as our oorreepoudeut is writing
np Christians, I will show np the world
a little. It is rather surprising to see
youug men gather iu a crowd at tbe
Eight Mile school house after Siiunay
school and follow some fellow up that is
going with a girl, and whoop and yell
like Indians. Now li")8, we kindly ask
you to quit that.
lieing as items are rather scarce I will
close for this time.
F.vekt Now and Turn.
Euiht Mile, Or., June 9, lr94.
Wbo Is tlie'wiarst Maaf
A wiseman is cue who always acts
wisely. What wiser tbinua cau a man
it rea dable an ill-fated prairie v.llagi
that the stranger is led to b lieve that
it must have been the patbefa fearful
cyclone. In this his loncliipioDe would
be correct. Last Sunday morning tbe
rays of the morning sun pierced every
nook of the valley, but was soon ob
scured from sight, and as tiie hour f
bigb twelve drew nearer tbe air so m to
beoome more oppressive. About eleven
o'clock a distant thunder was heard, and
before one half bonr had elapsed the
entire heavens were a mass of ungr)
clouds, dialing with great velocity iu
all directions, and tl e oislatit pealu ol
thunder had b en lepleoed by a noise
resembling Ihe cnnuoniiding nf armies
in a deadly conflict. Cloud-i flew hither
aud thither, thicker aud taster, ap
parently stampeding in every direction.
With a roar aud a rumble which was no
less than the tfl'eot of a severe wind
storm in tho forest surrounding Fox
valley, two angry looking
clouds met on tbe summit of the mouu
lain three miles south of Long Cieek
aud the woik of destruction begau in
all its fury, taking its course almost due
north. A heavy growth of timber on
the mouutuiu side one half mile in
widih fell before it as leudily as grain
before a sickle, and iu but very few sei
omla the entire E. stein portion of
Long Creek was at its rueicy. Dwell
ings, barns and sture buildings were
lifted into Ihe air as if but ihe weight
of a feather, and loi n into annus, por
tions of which weie ourii d tor miles
OiHiuut. 1i ii m Ulent Ihe til r was i.
ibiukeued mass ut missiles, lijing in
every direction.
l'bose occupying tbe residence ol
C. U. Lee, ltiley Thompson and I). J
Pnrrish had failed to tl lo places of
aufety nefore the approach of the cj-
cloue, aud as soon as the storm had
passed those who were fortunate listen
ed to tbe relief of tbe wounded and
dying. Tbuse killed were:
Mr U.vid J. Pnrrish.
Mrs. Marab J P..msh.
liliiiicn Nichols, baby child nf Dr. nod
.Vlra. Nichols.
T;e wounded were:
Mrs. Mary Lee, internal injuries.
May Lee, out about the bead and
body.
Dr. Niobols, bruised and mternal
injuries.
Mrs Nioliols, compound fr no In re ol
left arm, left shoulder dislocated and
other injuries.
Mrs. Martha Thompson, badly bruised.
Homer Thompson, baby child of Mr.
and Mrs. Thompson, o mgerous scalp
wound, and fraoiure of the skull.
Chas. ltohinsou was in the burn be
longing to the Long Creek Inveslmeni
Co. when tbe cyclone strucR it and bow
he escaped with only n few slighi
soratohesis miraculous. I. W. Splawu
while standing on Main si rent watching
tbe storm, was snatched up and carried
sixty feet up into the air aud was
lowered to the ground lightly ou a pile
of hay where stood the barn of N. B.
Oliver.
Those houses that had escaped being
destroyed were throwu open to tbe
wounded, and medical ussislanoe sum
moned, while I he dead bodies w ere t. kun
to tbe oily hull und preparid for inter
ment, which took place at the oil)
cemeiery Tuesday evening.
Witb all fury the cyclone swept every
thing iu iis course, undol over two dozen
structures destroyed thereia not enough
left to ereot a decent dwelling. Twenty
five buildings were wrecked and a great
many more damaged.
nlmity rjf the Chicaaro dealer.
"Our business ia mostly in fish this
winter," one of them declares. "Hard
times have caused people to econo
mize on high-priced oysters and meats
and turn to fish as the staple food.
Fish are very cheap and plentiful.
Chicago eats 20,000,000 pounds of lake
Gsh and 6,000.000 pounds of ocean fish
annually. The lake fish were caught
and frozen last fall, and so long as
they remain in ice continue as fresh as
when taken from tLe water. How
ever, If anyone demands a newly
caught fish, the Mackinaw fishermen
are sending down choice trout daily
taken from the straits.
"As to oysters, the crop of Balti
more and New York might totally fail
without embarrassing the public in
the least or roising the price of the
bivalve.
"The Gulf of Mexico produces fully
as fine flavored oysters as are taken
anywhere. Many people like the gulf
oyster best. New Orleans could easily
supply the world with oysters, as its
coast environment is enormously pro
lific in oysters, delicious crustaceans,
and fishes. These gulf edibles are
sent north in refrigerator cars which
have conveyed dressed beef south.
They also come by express. The fail
ure of the fish and oyster crop would
be a great boon to the gulf coast
trade."
The fishmonger mentioned that the
Taciflc codfish had invaded the Chi
cago market to the detriment of the
Maine-Massachusetts' namesake. There
is no difference in the appearance of
the rivals, but epicures think the Pa
cific cod the choicer. The Pacific cod
is now shipped to Massachusetts, salted
and sent out as Atlantic cod. No one
can tell the difference.
A popular fish in Chicago is the red
6nappcr taken in the Gulf of Mexico,
and called by many the gulf cod. It is
a handsomer fish than the cod and of
much finer flavor. Large fleets engage
in the catch of this fish and it is forc
ing its way into all the markets of the
world.
Brook trout weighing from two to
five pounds are plentiful in the local
markets. They come from private fish
ponds where they were taken out and
frozen last fall.
The finest yellow perch arc taken in
the Detroit river at the St. Clair Flats.
Muscallonge reach the market from
the interior lakes of Wisconsin.
Tho lake trout varies in color, both
of skin and flesh. The flesh is yellow
from the southern to the northern
waters of Lake Superior. In the
northwest corner of I,ako Sunerior the
flesh becomes reu and tne skin a fac
simile of the brook trout. This latter
variety, which is the finest of trout, is
believed by some to be a brook trout
from the Nipigon river, which in times
past left tho stream and bred a deep
water variety of itself. It is scarce in
tho local market. There is a suspicion
that the local dealer sells it as a large
brook trout.
Eels mostly come from Fulton, N. V.,
where, on the Oswego river, is the
largest eel industry in the world.
Ocoan fish are not popular in the
west, nor arc lake fish popular in the
cast. The condition is natural.
Crawfish come from New Orleans,
where they are the staple food of the
French people. The crawfish makes
the most delicious bisque known to the
epicure.
IMSOMNIA PARTIES THE LATEST.
fatal ill Cannot be Cared
with local application, as they oannol
reach tbe aeni of the disease. Catanh is
a blood or constitutional disease, nd in
older to cure it yon must take luteinin
remedies. Hall's Oainrrli Cure is taken
1 li l - in a 1 1 , and act din Oil) on Ihe b'ooil
aud min oils surfaces. Halt's C ilarib Cn e
is not a quack m-dn lue. Tt was pre
scribed o oneol ihe b st pluslciaiiH in
Ibis oounlrv for ) ea'8, and is a lenulai
prescription. It is Oi'inpoeed of tin
tiest tonics known, onnliiui d with thi
best h ood purihVr. acting directly oi
the mucous sinfuces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such woudei lul n suits in
curium Catarrh. Send lor testunonialp,
free.
F, J. CHEN EY 4 CO , Prop-.. Toledo, O.
Sold by DiiigxiHis, price "5e.
THK WK.sTKHN PKItAtHMit'K.
Down in Beutou county where the
republicans bavj a big plurality, the
democrats got away with all the county
offioea north a continental. Won't
republicans ever get to understand that
County oflloiala have an opportunity tu
Influence voters very much, aud that all
their effort are for the orgauix itiou of
their owu party aud for the dtsiute
rgatioa of the opposing forces? A 'ft"
oouaty office is a dangerous tool. You
ean wauer that there' big politics iu
Oouuty uftioee, aud Jet republicans will
vote for a smooth-tongued democrat
whom they call a "good fellow," in j do limn pmohsie a Ueroule.O ia Engine
tag teeth " "Yom sr.u si get pilee of
moaf.y, .hi.-i.." ia Micks. "I never
knew of more riiitrageoua charges than
those for pulling teeth."
Pi.lasi:. ma'am." wild tin', hoy,
"can't you help me? 1 has to support
a wife an' three children." "You?
You're not old enough to be married."
"No; but me father is. It's his wife
and three children I has to support."
Harper's Bazar.
SPORTS AND PLEASURES.
ot.r.a s'tesp are protected bj
law in Colorado. Ten years in the pen
Itentiary is the penalty for .slaying one
It is said that while a resident o
Sault Ste. -Marie. Mich., was duck
shooting recently an eagle swooper
down and carried off one of his duel
decoys, sinker and all.
Mb. James Gordon Bennett is off oi
a yachting cruise in the Mediterranean
which would seem to a fford a gratify
ing indication that the state of hi
health is no longer precarious.
Miss Ella Darlington, of tho Wcs
Chester (Pa.) Normal school, althougl
only twenty years of age, is a gracefu
ond fearless equestrienne. She sits il
a man's saddle, with a foot in eacl
stirrup.
The selling of antlered bucks' headi
is just now one of the industries of thi
North Woods. The heads ace sold a'
eight dollars each, und it costs sixteer
dollars more to prepare one for use ai
a hat rack or wall ornament.
We are iu receipt uf ihe .May nuuibei
of our stale school paper. It exceed
any of the former numb rs it vulu .
Tbe paper Ibis mi nth contains loam
new aud valuable features. Tbe illus
trated series ou the schools of the Btate
is introduced by a paper no the El lends
Polytechnic Institute i-.t ?...!i m, Oregon.
These papers cannot fail to he of irreni
value both to the schools mil to (hi
pu'ollo.
There are also several One article
by our beat writers suit the d pnitmt nli
"Current Evenis,""Salurda) Thonghts,1'
"Educational News" "The Oracle
Answers, Correspondents," etc , each
contain much valuable reading foi
teachers nr ep.rents. Toe nrtazine
haa about f)0 pag.-n of tna'ter, well
printed and arranged. We proeonnee
the Western Pedagogue the best ulnca
tional monthly ou tbe oosBt.
Everyone of our readers should have
the paper if thev are at all iuleresieii
in education. No teacher school duo
tor orstudeut cau wot along well with
out it. We will receive subscript ons
at this office. Price only SI UU a year.
Wheu desired we will send ihe Western
Pedagogue and Oszette one )ear to one
aditresa for Call aud examine
sample oopies. Teachers, directors and
parents, uow is the time tn mb.-erihe. tf
City ; Hotel.
THIS Popular Hostelry h.s again
j been re-opened and will be run
in first class style.
AXonls in tl Iooms at I op til fir-Prices.
Mrs.
Tom
Bradley, Prop.
FIGS AND THISTLES.
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P. C. THOMPSON COMPANY, Agents.
Little thinkers are big talkers.
Oood actions, like sheep, are apt to .
follov? one another.
Maiiomet admitted bees to paradise, 1
but barred out the hornet.
The love that is dumb until it speaks
on a tombstone doesn't say much.
It is hard to convince a dyspeptic
that the world is growing better.
Some men who start out to set the
world on fire give up at the first thun
der clap.
There are people who never accom
plish anything because they undertake
to do too much.
There are men who go to a gymnasi
um for exercise while their wives are
sawing the wood.
Au ancient English Title. 9ol;dtors tc procure patents, for the value of a patent depends greatly, if not
One of the minor titles borne by tne entirel c the care and skiii of the attornev.
sovereigns of England ever since the . with the yjew protectiiig inventors from worthless or careless attorneys,
accession of 'the house of Ha.nover I anj of seejng tjlat inventions are well protected by valid patents, we have re
is Kiicri Eomani imperii, archi-thes- tainl.A PQllnSe1 exoert in natent -practice, aud therefore are prepared to
aurus, arch-treasrer of the Kraan obtain Patents In the United States and all Foreign Countries, Conduct In-
empire, xuc " , .
FOR INVENTIONS.
Equal with the interest of those having claim9 against the government is
that of INVENTORS, who of1 en lose the benefit of valuable inventions because
of the incompetency or inattention of the attorneys employed to obtain their
I patents. Toe much care cannot be exercised in employing competent ana reu-
terferences, Make Special Examinations, Prosecute Rejected Cases,
Register Trade-Marks and Copyrights, Render Opinions as to
Scope and Validity of Patents, Prosecute and
Defend Infringement Suits, Etc., Etc.
erick, the elector palatine, wno nem
the ofiice stated, but for ages after his
time its duties were performed by a
deputy. They do not relate to the
treasury, but to certain matters con
nected with puouc ceremonies, i. ' ;,t, i,,;r J,,iti,
originally the right of this official to dvige(j as to thc best course c pursue. Models are seldom necessary. If
carry the crown before the emperor at others are infringing on your rig I ts, or if vou are charged with infringement by
the coronation, and to distribute coin otisen snbmit the matter to ti' for a reliable OPINION before acting on th
as a largess among the people during matter.
If you have an invention on hand send a sketch or photograph thereof, to
her with a brief description of the important features, and you will he at once
the ceremonies.
A Good Appetite
Always accompanies good heallh, and
an absenoe of appetite is au judication
of s imetliini; wrong. I he lose of a
rational desire for food is soon lollowed
by lack of strength, for when the supply
of fuel is cut off tbe fire burns low.
The system gets into a low state, aud is
liable to severe at'acka of diRease. Tbe
uuiveraal testimony given by those who
have used Hood's rjarsaparilla, as to its
great merits iu restoring and sharpening
the appetite, iu promoting healthy
action ol the digestive organs, and as a
purifier of the blood, constitutes the
strongest recommendation tbnn can be
urged fur any medicine. Those who
have never used Hood's SarBaparilla
should surely do so this seas in.
THE PRESS CLAIMS COMPANY,
618 F STREET, NORTHWEST, WASHINGTON, O.O.
p. o. box 483 JOHN WEDDERBURN, Managing Attorney.
Kg" Cut this out and Bend It with your
preference to a good, square repuhl cau,
I for Id ranch, priming i ttioe or mnehine
i,,,,,v mu,.,i r,,P iui.,uu Ph.ul-u h
because as they say, "lUew'i uo public. ryi KoUUBVi front 4 Alder St..,
in It." 1 Portland, Oregon.
By nsiiitf Mail's H or Keiirm r, gi-tv.
faded nr dineidored lu:ir assumed ti e
natural enl.ir of youth, and tirnxva luxnri
aut and atrnUii, pleading even !uid. .
So nimple and vet alwav efticacioo in
all bilious diaorders is Simuiuts Liver
Regulator.
A Buffalo Ilelle't I nlq'W Plan of Wooing
tha tlrowiy God.
A society young woman of Buffalo
has devised a novel entertainment,
which is shortly to he made public. It
is to be a reception for people who
can't sleep at night. Among her
friends, says the Medical Record, are a
great many delightful people who are
troubled with insomnia, and who con
fess that they spend many frightful,
wakeful hours walking the floor, look
ing out of the window, rocking in ea"y
chairs, trying to read or write and in
other useless and tiresome occupations.
When her plans are fully matured this
original young women intends, on at
least two nights in every week, to be
at home to those distressed female
friends from midnight until morning.
Thc guents arc requested to appear in
any unhjuo, respectable bedroom gown,
bath robes not excluded; the lights are
to bo dim, soothing music and stupid
conversation will be the only diver
sions permitted, hot chocolate and
light wafers will be served, couches
and easy chairs will he provided in
abundance, and the insomnia victims
arc earnestly desired to fall asleep as
soon as possible. It is whispered that
prises will he ottered for the lirst snore,
but tills detail is not authentically an
nounced. The reception is to be a
fact, however, and au eager expec
tancy as to invitations is in the air.
Old Iijjpt'i Slot Hoist.
The Alexandria correspondent of the
St. James' Gazette thinks thnt ancient
Egypt is "looking up" in every way.
Sonio of its contrivances appear to
have been quite up to date. Actually
they had already, more than two thou
sand years ago, what we call "nickel
in the slot," for the extraction of some
thing useful, pleasant or otherwise
serviceable. Heron, the philosopher
of Alexandria, who flourished in the
third century II. C, himself an in
ventor, describes an automatic ma
chine used in the Egyptian temples for
a long time past By throwing a piece
of money in the slot the worshipers re
ceived some consecrated object through
a valve. Thc box, the two-armed lever,
with its closing valve, aud the other
details of the machine are all correct
ly described.
MOMENTS OF MIRTH.
"Is vorii daughter food of the piano.
Hicks?" "No; she's very unkind to
our piano. She beats it two hours a
day at least."
"II.vkkbh is going to teach me book
keeping," said young Jarley. "Well,
he's just the man to do It." said Paw-'
son. "I lent him a copy of Watson's
poems a year ago, and he's kept it ever
since." I
"I Hi vi enough to support you, :
Ethel. Will you be my wife'.'" "Well,
Charlie, you must excuse me if I am
cautious. Hut you say you have enough
to support aie. Wbx ia going to sup
port your
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silly question; but if yon meet a man
wbo complains of snffi-ing from tbe
heat, ten to one you will find, ou loqniry
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ADDRESS A LETTER OR POSTAL CARD TO
THE PRESS CLAIMS COMPANY,
JOHN WEDDERBURN. Managing Attorney,
P. 0. Box 463. Washinaton, D. C.
Honorably discharged fnldiers and snllors who served ninety days, or over, In the late war,
are entitled, i! now partially or wholly disabled for ordinary manual labor, whether disability
was caused bv service or not, aud rejriirdless of their pecuniary circumstances.
WlUOWSof such soldieraaud sailors a reentitled (if not remarried) whet her soldier's death
was due to army service oi not, if now dependent upon their own labor for support. Widows
DotJ!U'.V,?ly,a tl,eir 'abor are entitled if the soldier's death TUld'ic to service.
IHILBRIN are entitled (if under sixteen years) in almost all cases where there was no
widow, or she has since died or remarried.
PARENTS are entitled if soldier left neither widow nor child, provided soldier died in
service, or from effeei. of service., and they are now dependent upon their own labor for sup.
navy make n0 difference whether soldier served or died in late war or in regular army or
i Sold,"sof n5 latewnr, pensioned under one law, may apply for hither rates under other
laws, without losins; auy rights.
Thousands of soldiers drawing from $2 to $10 per morth under the old lav- .re entitled to
nlcner rales uuder new law, not only on account of disabilities for which now pensioned, but
also for others, whether due to service or not.
i??'2'cr! '.V'1 "or disabled in line of duty in regular army or navy since the war are also
entitled, whether discharged for disabilityor not.
M. ii- wi'f ;.'idow,'.'.of ",e H,nck Hawk. Creek. Cherokee and Seminole or Flor
ida Indian ar of 1X3 to 1843, ar entitled under a recent act.
or dependem War ,0,ul"and lheir w'dws alsoentltled, if sixty-two years of are or disabled
Old
Id claims eomnlpted ttnA rtl!n,i .u.:..j
later laws or not. '
wtiether pension has been granted under
Address,
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THE PRESS CLAIMS COMPANY
JOHN WEDDERBURN, Managing Attorney,
WASHINGTON, D. C
P. O. Box 463.
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