IS
ITOMF ANT) FARM MAGAZINE SECTION
HOME AND FARM MAGAZINE SECTION SERIAL.
By
Geo. Barr
McCutcheon
Copyright, 1913,
By Oeo. Barr
McCutcheon.
A Fool and His Money
“ None whatever,” she said, rather noise for a day or tw o?” she asked,
still searching for her. “ Does it seem
very prettily.
so to you ?”
plaintively.
S Y N O P S IS
OF P R E V IO U S
“ Certainly,” said I tco surprised to
“ Y es.”
I can’t remember having heard a
>
IN S T A L L M E N T S .
“ Then 1 must be looking in the right sweeter voice than hers. Of course, by say anything else. “ In— is there any
>
In the opening installments of " A
> Fool and Ilis Money,’ ’ Geo. Barr Me-
direction,” I cried impolitely. "Y o u this time, I was thoroughly convinced thing else?”
> Cutcheon’ s charming
novel, serial
“ Nothing, thank you,” she replied.
must Jjc— Ah! ’ ’
that she was a lady— a cultured, high
> rights fur which have been specially
My straining eyes had located
bred lady— and an American. I was Then: “ Good night, Mr. Bmart. You
> obtained for the Home and Farm
small, oblong blotch in the curve of too densely enveloped by the fogginess are very good.”
> Magazine Section, we learn of John
> Bellamy Smart, the young man who
“ D on’t forget tomorrow— ”
tho tower not more than twenty feet of my own senses at this time, however,
> is telling this story. He lias just
from where I stood, and on a direct to take in this extraordinary feature of
But the oblong aperture disappeared
> written his first novel, and at tho
line with my balcony. True, I could the case. Later on, in the seclusion of with a sharp click, and i found myself
> same time has fallen heir to an im-
not at first sec a face but as my eyes ray study, the full force of it struck staring at the blank, sphynx-like wall.
> mense fortune left him by his uncle.
> He is 35 years of age.
grew a little more accusto-ined to the me and I marveled.
Taking up my pad, my pipe and my
>
After u visit to London, Smart
darkness, 1 fancied I cor.ld distinguish
) takes a trip on the River Danube.
That plaintive note in her voice pencil, and leaving all of my cherished
a
shadow
that
might
pass
for
one.
> After finding an old-world town, he
served its purpose. My firmness seemed ideas out there in the cruel darkness,
> discovers an ancient castle, which he
“ I didn’t know that little window to dissolve, even as I sought to rein never to be recovered— at least not in
> purchases from its owner, the Count.
was there,” I ciied, puzzled.
force it by an injection of harshness their original form — I scrambled
> With his secretary, Poopendyke, ’ he
“ It isn ’t ,” she said. “ It is a secret, into ray own manner of speech.
> takes possession of the immense
through tue window, painfully scrap
loophole,
and
it
isn
’t
here
except
in
> structure, which is supposed to be
“ Then you should be willing to va ing my knee in passing—just in time to
> tenanted only by the caretaker and
times of great duress. See! I can close
escape tho deluge.
> his family, the Schmicks. To Smart’ s
it .” The oblong blotch abruptly dis cate my premises er— o r ” — here is
> amazement, the first night, he hears
I am sure I should have enjoyed a
began to show irresoluteness— “ or ex
appeared,
only
to
reappear
an
instant
> the cry of a baby.
terrific drenching if she had chosen to
later. 1 was beginning to understand. plain yourself.”
>
Looking out at a balcony one night
subject mo to it.
> Smart sees the white figure of a
“ W on ’t you be generous? ”
Of course it was in tho beleaguered
> woman silhouetted. He immediately
(To Be Continued.)
east
wing!
“
I
hope
I
didn’t
startle
ou
I
cleared
my
throat
nervously.
How
> begins a hunt for Schmiek, the care-
a moment ago.”
well they know the cracks in a man’s
» taker, to solve the mystery of who
> tho woman may be.
With the
I resolved to be very stiff and formal armour!
’ Schmicks he endeavors to break down
about it. “ May I enquire, madam,
“ I ain willing to be— amenable to
• a heavily barred door into that sec-
Why do the leading merchants
what you are doing in my hou— my reason. That's all you ought to ex
» tion of the castle, but fails. Smart
of Portland and the Northwest
castle?”
• learns that souvenir hunters from
pect.” A fresh idea took root. “ Can’t
call upon BEHNK E-WALKER
» New York are demanding to buy the
“ You m ay.”
we effect a compromise? A trust, or
» castle heirlooms.
Smart's visitors
BUSINESS COLLEGE for thor-
“ W ell,” said I, seeing the point, something of the sort? All 1 ask is
demand to buy the curiosities of the
. oughly competent, well trained
“ what are you doing here?”
> castle although he assures them time
that you explain your presence here.
help? Eight hundred and forty-
“ I ant living here,” she answered I will promise to be as generous as
• and time r.gain they are not on sale.
three firms have called on us
’ They think he is holding out for a
distinctly.
possible under the circumstances.”
• higher prica. The would-be buyers
for one or moro stenographers or
“ So I perceive,” said I, rather too
“ Will you give me three days in
' are insulting, and are roughly eject
bookkeepers since August 1,
distinctly.
ed from th j castle. Smart discovers
which to think it o v e r !” she asked, af
1913. Over 2000 of our students
a woman s face at an upper window.
“ And I have come down to ask a ter a long pause.
' He is too much interested to attend
are holding lucrative positions in
simple, tiny little favor of you, Mr.
to his correspondence, as is desired by
“ N o.”
Portland alone. Let us prepare
his secretary. Smart determines to
Smart,” she resumed.
“ Well, two days?”
solve the mystery of the east wing of
you and furnish you a position
“ You know my name?” I cried, sur
“ I ’ll give you until tomorrow after
the castle and enters a window by
when competent.
prised.
means of a ladder. He is blocked by
noon at five, when 1 shall expect you
“ I am reading your last book— Arc o receive me in person. ’ *
a stout door on which is pinned a
Write— no trouble to answer.
note reading: “ Please keep out. This & you goi n g t”
“ That is quite impossible.”
1 is private property.”
“ Just a moment, please,” I called
“ But I demand the right to go where
>ut, struck by a splendid idea. Reach ver I please in my own castle. You— ”
H AVE no patience with the so-called ing inside the window I grasped the
“ I f you knew just how circumspect
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
eccentricity of genius. It is merely lanthorn and brought its rays to bear 1 am obliged to be at present you
I wouldn’t impose such terms, Mr.
an excuse for unkempt hair, dirty upon the— perfectly blank wall!
Portland, Oregon.
finger nails, unpolished boots, open stared open-mouthed and unbelieving. Smart. ’ ’
Good heaven! Have I been dreaming
plkcquets, bad manners and a tendency
“ Oho! Circumspect! That puts a new
¿o forget pecuniary obligations, to say all this?” I cried aloud.
light on tho case. What have you been
My gaze fell upon two tiny holes in up to, madam?” I spoke very severely.
nothing of such trifles as besottedness,
vulgarity and the superior knack of the wall, exposed to view by the bright
She very properly ignored the banal
knowing how to avoid making suitable light o f my lamp. They appeared *to be ty. “ If I should write you a nice,
provision for one’s wife and children. All precisely in the center of the spot so agreeable letter, explaining as much as Guaranteed Wear Erer Hoeiery For
the shabby shortcomings in the character recently marked by the elusive oblong. I can, w on’t you be satisfied?”
Men and Women
o f an author, artist or actor are blithe Even as I stared at the holes, a slim
“ I prefer to have it by word of
Ladies’ Special Offer
ly charged to genius, and we are con object that I at once recognized as a mouth. ”
tent to let it go at that for fear that finger protruded from one of them and
She seemed to be considering. “ I For Limited Tim e Only—
other people may think we don’t know wiggled at me in a merry but exceed will come to this window tomorrow
Six pair of our finest 35c value ladies’
hose in black, tan or white colors
•ny better. As for myself, I may be ingly irritating manner.
night at this time and—and let you guaranteed
with
written guarantee, for fi.O O and lOo
Sensibly I restored tho lanthorn to know,” she said reluctantly
foolish and inconsequential, but heaven
for postage, etc.
will bear witness that I am not mean its place inside the window and waited
“ Very v e il,” said L ‘ ; W e’ll let it
SPECIAL OFFER FOR MEN
for the mysterious voice to resume.
enough to call myself a genius.
rest till then.”
“ Are you so homely as all that?” I
So we will call it stupidity that put
“ And, by the way, 1 have some
For a limited time only, six pairs of our
me where I might be rained upon at demanded when the shadowy face look thing more to ask or you. is it qnite finest 35c vslue Guaranteed Hose any color
any moment, or permanently interrupt ed out once more. Very clever of me’ necessary to have all this pounding and with written guarantee and a pair of our
ed by a bolt o f lighting. (There were I thought.
hammering going on in the castle? The well known M e n ’ s Paradise Garters for On«
“ I am considered rather good-look noise is dreadful. I don ’t ask it on my Dollar, and 10c for postage, etc.
low mutterings o f thunder behind the
kills, and faint flashes as if a mon ing,” she replied, serenely. “ Please own account, but for the baby. You
You know these h o se; they stood the test
etrous giant had paused to light his don ’t do that again. It was very rude see, she’s quite ill wtth a fever, Mr. when all othe.rs failed. They givo real foot
ifort
They have no seams to rip.
They
pipe oa the evil, wind swept peaks of o f you, Mr. Smart.”
er become loose and baggy as the shap«
Smart. Perhaps you ’ve heard her cry-
“ Oh, I ’ve seen something of yon be
knit in, not pressed in.
They are Guar
the Caucasus mountains.)
ing.”
anteed for fineness, for style, for superiority
I was scribbling away in serene con fore this,” I said. “ You have long,
of material
and
workmanship, absolutely
‘ The b a oy ?” I muttered.
and to wear six months without
tempt for the physical world, when beautiful brown hair—and a dog.”
‘ It is notning serious, of course. stainless
holes,
or
a
new
pair
free.
She was silent.
there came to my ears a sound that
The doctor was here today and he re
“ I am sore you will pardon me if I
gave me a greater shock than any
Don’ t delay, send in your order beforu
assured me— ”
streak of lightning eould have pro very politely ask who you are?” I went
“ A—doctor here today?” I gasped. offer „expires. Give correct size.
faced and yet left sufficient life in n r on.
Bhe laughed once more. Verily, it WEARrEVER HOSIERY COMPANY,
“
That
question
takes
me
back
to
the
to appreciate the senation of being elec
was a gentle, high bred laugh.
Dayton, Ohio.
favor.
Will
you
b#
so
very,
very
kind
trified.
“ Will you please put a stop to the
A woman’s voice, speaking to me out as to eease bothering me, Mr. Smartf
©f the darkness and from some point It is dreadfully upsetting, d on ’t you
quite near at hand! Indeed, I could know, feeling that at any moment you
have sworn it was almoet at n.y elbow; may rush in and— ”
“ I like that. In my own castle,
•he might have been peering over my
to o l”
•boulder to read my thoughts.
A n y Instrument E asily— Q uickly
“ There is ample room for both of
«‘ I beg your pardon, but would you
us,” she said sharply. “ I shan’t be
mind doing me a slight fa v o r f,,
Those were the words, uttered in a here for more than a month or six
elear, sweet, perfeetly confident voice, weeks, and I am sure we ean get along
ns of one who never caked for favors, very amiably under the same roof for
that length o f time if y on ’ll only for
but exacted them.
I looked about me, blinking, utterly get that I am here.”
“ I can ’t very well do that, madam.
bewildered. No one was to be seen.
Bhe laughed. Without really meaning You aee, we are making extensive re
to do so, I also laughed— nervously, of pairs about the place and you are prov
ing to be a serioua obstacle. I cannot
eouree.
YOU STUDY AT HOME
“ Can’t you see m e !’ ’ she asked. I grant your request. I t will grieve me I
Miatakae are impoanibla— the young-
looked intently at the «pot from which enormously if I am compelled to smoke
Ml
child can laara— Pncr* are law.
the sound seemed to ocme— a perfectly you out, but I fear— ”
Let oa put the joy of noaic in yens
“ Smoke me out! ”
•olid stone block less than thre* feet
home, writ« today
to
“ Perhaps with sulpbnr,” I went on
fTom my right should r. It must have
American
School
of
Music
beer very amusing. She laughed again. resolutely. ” At ia said to be very
Fifth Floor Cora bob wealth Bldg.
effective.”
I flushed -esentfnlly.
Portland. Oregon.
“ Surely yon will aot do anything so
• • Where : re you ? ’ ' I cried out rather
A Perfect Tisne Beater F sn iiM Free
horrid.
’
9
tartly.
r r iv t
“ Only as a last reaort. First, we
“ I can see you quit# plainly, .nd yon
............................ D irector
f. * . M'•Curdy.
Hor* McCardj
are very ugly when you viowl, air. Are shall rely on smoke. You will admit
f n a Emmerich; Signor A. Vieottl; Mona
that
you
have
no
right
to
peach
oa
my
you scowling at m e?”
“ I don ’t know,” I replied truthfully, preserve*
>
I
Special Hosiery Offer
WeTeach You To Play
—mem