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About Polk County itemizer. (Dallas, Or.) 1879-1927 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 26, 1908)
J PINKIE PRIM ENTERTAINS THE “FUNNY FOLK ( Itemizt 8ÜB.SCRIPTIO.V j With \ M AJOR OZONE’ S T O A S T . PHONES: BKLl Patronize One A Secretary Luke TV ri| Bryau ia not a democrat anfe to say that he isn't Wright is. “ H E R E 'S TO T H E B R IG H T SU N LIG H T OF UNCLOUDED HAP- P i N E S S J T H E INVIGO RATIN G F R E S H A iR OF P LEA S A N T COMPANiONSHIPj A N D T H E B R A C IN G OZONE OF SPARKLIN G GOOD C H E E R ’ J M AY WE B E T H A N K FU L FO R. T H t M ! 55 p in k ie ’ s to ag t — BU D SM ITH’ S TOAST.- “ HERE’S TO THE FELLOW WHO’S NOT AFRAID to o o 5T U N T 5 in t h e FUNNY SHEET. THOUGH WE MAY LAUGH AT HIS MANY F A L L S , WE ’RE GLAD WHEN HE LIGHTS ON HIS F E E T **• A AND THEN IS RELISHED BY THE WISEST MEN.’ l it t l e nonsense now I ’ M THANKFUL YOU’S e ALL HERE TO DAY, A nd hope t h a t you w il l co m e a g a in ! ROSY UNCLE fuEO1} P O S Y '5 TO AST “ HERE’5 TO FUN IN ALL ITS FORMS*. A IT'S C-OOD FOR YOU, BLESS YOUR HEART.1 ‘ HEAH’ s FUNNY PART! TOAST------ d e w h it e fo lks , FRIENDS I/O M IN E , FROM Dfc C l/LLU O P A H T C A LLED FUNNY! WHO CARE5 F F D 6 Y E A T S , ON D E S I D E ? — E Z LO N G F-2 D E Y G I T S HERE’S TO THE HEALTH OF EACH AND ALL, [MY FRIENDS,OF THE tuh j DE M O N E Y ! '> ,i i M|l|||lf| l' l|l|TH IMir»||TIHr _____ Postal savings banks tee their deposits, but perfectly ridiculous for o do the same thing. If Senator Foraker ha it would seem proper to prison "after the eleef the beef trust company. It isn't likely that was in the business of l judges when Mr. Taft pointed to the federal h- The secretary of the made a ruling of vaat miuing men. It is hel tract of land is once hi al in character it canni der homestead, timber try, unless it was show ing secured was throv misrepresentation. Hei ister and receiver will plats that such lands 1 drawn from entry exc< purposes. This rulin lows that it can be sh wss through fraud or tion, the land can be ( ------ r lOON/EY /liC rG LE ^1 TOA^T. ------ ** H E R E ’S T U H DE L O N G £ N D O ’ D£ W/ i S H B O N E ! M A Y YOUSE ALL G E T IT ) ” ed. Great as the advam construction has been ten years there lias be« the use of lumber, and and builders find the pendent upon wood ti are compelled to admi eals of the country are chief source of buildii many years to come cement, terracotta, b yvith a framework of s it po-sible soon to do entirely,” is u remai and, indeed, when one er Broadway and 1 towering skyscrapers seems to contain mix matter of fact, howev idea that fire-proof m away with the need ( a comparatively very erroneous one. fire-proof materials approved constructie substantial building) greater quantities i world dreamed of a fe the heavy demand f tinues. To Kelp Ker esut. ker turkey On,tki$ Thanksgiving D a y , M iss Pinkie Pr^m^ invited Some FUN NYC?) folks,—(tkey 55,y.) D you C A liU t THE T h ANKS* Cr<VIN& BIRD M is s Pinkie hostess There isn’tTkny hast, But a.u th© F unny pv>i M ust e<xcri\ one to c x s l Miss Pinkie isn’t funny*---- Does not pretend, to be;-— But ske loves ■wholesome humor A s well s.3 a.ny. S e e 1 ? IK ? U i,T A MOMEMT SI5TEIÇ YOU -SHXSLL HAVE a j > r u h ì t i c K Congress will meet W e look for some ati winter. The democ: will be quiet until a ( maybe a taunt, awake quite possible that so president’s message them, for the presider any strong emotion ii him going, and it v him to forget that ui terior the democra savage feeling this wi pected a victory up week of the campnigr waited a good while, pect much legislatic winter. Itw illre q u i work to pass the necc bills. The Panama in for a raking; the will be held up as strength of criticisms ed; the growing dcfic fied; gross extravagar ed, and new legislatic The 90 days before tb will be mostly fritt there will be more 1 played than has la years past. The coi convene on the 4tl have a aummer’s not with the unfinished b tariff to revise there \ months on band.— G ly- r JACOI Phone s All kinds of } dal att Bell phone 3( Mutual 253 melo b u d MOvu DOES i.n l e e i -? WEVtfiDS COME LOOK AT RUD G E T Y IN A l a m m in hurry u p " 6 e ï im Y G LAD I AIN Y YOU auo J ÊHl^MY I VUHNA
