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V ii THE POLK COUNTY ITEMIZES- l| £ ip p jji wail matter. Admitted *« to »Ko the «omini ueeond ritmi class of of mail matter. TH U R SD A Y , FEB ■ *■ MM ■ ■ ADVICE 13, 1908. V . P . F IS K E . ( Item izer, one year in advance S U B S C R IP T IO N \ W ith W eekly Oregonian or Semi-weekly Journal ( W ith Oregon W oodm an................... PHONES: > » { Keridence, ^ ■ U3 ----------- | --- „ M CTU AL| a ..... h S uw M, 11 :>o n I 1 , — -----— Patronise tone Another 'o r the U pbuildino o f Town amt County I sumers of the cou ntry have raised a ¡h ow l because the United States Steel How Is Yoar Blood) I f yon lark strength, are nervous, have no apiX'tlte, don't sleep well, get tired easily, your blood is in bad condition. You cannot be strong without pure, rich blood. Hood’s Sarsaparilla makes good, ricb blood and keeps it good. D ysp ep sia - “ For six months my sys l Corporation has sold to W elsh tin- You won’t te ll your fam ily doctor the whole story about your private illness — you are too modest. You than they are qu tin g manafaeturers 1 need not unafraid to tell Mrs. Pink- in the U nited States. W h ile tin* cor ham. at Lv nr. Mass., the things you poration is chargin g the Am erican could not explain to tlu* doctor. Y ou r lei* r will l e held in the strictest con- steel makers $29 per ton, it is laying tide lice. From her vast correspond down the same product in Swansea at ence with sick women during the $2190. T h e cost of transj»orting i past th irty years she may have the bars *o W ales is about $12 per gain* «1 the v e ry knowledge that w ill I help your rase. Such letters as the fol- ton, so that the actual price received ; low ing, from gratefu l women, es- free on board Pittsb u rg is $17.80 |M*r tabli. h beyond a doubt the power o f I plate makers 100,(KM) tons of sheet and tin p late lairs $10 a ton cheaper tem was out o f order with dyspepsia and impure blood. Spent lots o f money In vain, but Hood's Sarsaparilla cured me. Jos. o, Z a u b a . Genoa. Neb. H a d NO A p p e t i t e - * 41 was troubled with dyspepsia and had no appetite. I had a faint feeling after eating. My constitution was all run down, but Hood s Sarsaparilla has fully relieved me.” F lorence S towe . Snioerviile. Wisconsin. W eakness -*T bless the day I heard of H ocm T s Sarsaparilla, as it cured me of extreme weakness after grip, built my husband up ton as against $29 | mt ton quoted f r after pneumonia, and cured eczema and blood-poisoning in our children.” M rs M. Am erican m ills in the Pittsburg dis A. D blw orth , B ox 4. Embreeville. Fa. trict. T h e Industrial W orld, an iron F. p m KH A M ’S Vci<ETASLE COMPOUND I Hood’s Sarsaparilla is sold everywhere. In the usual liquid, or in tablet form called and steel puhli- ation of this city, to conquer all fem ale diseases. Mrs. Norm an K. B u rn d t,of A lle n S a rs a ta b s . 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre which was founded for the purpose of pared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass. m aintain in g high tariff thus com town, Pa., w rites: “ E ver since 1 was sixteen years o f ments on it e d ito ria lly: ‘ Viewed agii I had suffered from an organic de from any conceivable standpoint these rangement and fem ale weakness; in Do n ot w ait until the last minute I transactions deserve the severest con- cons» ({iiem e I had dreadful headaches to register but do it now, and v.. s extrem ely nervous. My physi I detonation. N o th in g ran do more to cian said I must go through an opera 'd iscred it the producti e system than tion to get w ell. A friend told me A couple of dlir county papers have ; I »out L yd ia E. Pinkham ’s Vegetable i such operations. T h e tariff on such been using up a lot of th eir space late Compound, und I took it and w rote you • m aterial is high, yet it is on ly $0.72. for advice, follo w in g your directions ly about the publication of th a t delin Did n ot the steel corporation tie the carefu lly, and thanks to you I am to qu en t tax list. The whole m atter is day a w e ll woman, and I am tellin g j foreign buyers up tig h tly , and did not all my friends o f my experience.” not worth a stickful of type o f com the latter know if they resold their ment, nor does it m atter in what type FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. l shipments would be stopped very the list was set. A ll our sheriff has F o r th irty years Lyd ia K. Pink- ¡p ro m p tly, they could load those bars to do is to provide him self with a iiani’s V egeta b le Compound, made hack onto the cars and ship them from roots and herbs, lias lieen liie type gunge, and charge up the printers’ fee at 25c a nonpareil line, such as the | hack to the United States at profit standard rem edy fo r female ills, and has positively mired thousands of la w allows and the court desires to after paying transportation charges. women w h o have been troubled with ¡T h e cheap plea of keeping m ills goin g displacements, infiaininat ion, nice ra p»y- _____________ land em p lo yin g labor through these tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, Seventy-nine organizations are exports is an insult to the in te lli now included in the Oregon D evelop gence of the Am erican public.’ ” m ent Lea. ue, the la est being the Oak G rove Im provem ent Association, anti all the uctive ones are working to secure new people. T h e $30 rate from W in nip eg, St. Paul, Kansas Will The Merchant Who is Wise Ever Cease to Advertise? Yea— when the trees grow upside down, When the beggars wear a crown, When ice forms on the sun, When sparrows weigh a ton, When gold dollars get too cheap, When women secrets keep, When fish forget to swim, Whim Satan sings a hymn, When girls go hack on gum, When the small bov hates a drum, When no politician schemes, When mince pies make pleasant dreams. When its fun to break a tooth, When all lawyers tell the truth, When the drummer has no brass— When these things come to iuihb , Then the man that’s wise will neglect, to advertise.— M cVille Journal. C ity, and all the m iddle west is good on all railroads from March 1st to A p ril HOth, with from every station proportionate rate in the United States and Canada. E very letter th at goes out of Oregon ou gh t to make m ention of this, and 'h e fact th at the low fare applies to Ashland, Salem, Baker C ity, Astoria, or any other p oin t in Oregon just ns it does to Portland, Ittt people must ask for tick ets to the point desired when they buy them. ftepublciuns who have been led to b elie ve th at Am erican ta riff barons do ,, , , , , , not sell goods abroad cheaper than at hom e w ill lie interested in a P itt burg Our fire department has elected new 9 / J V ^ ! u next year as follows: ( luef, \N L. Hoehren; assistant, V L. G uy; Hecretary, August Rinser: treas- »re r, W alter Muir; foreman, ('. I) d i.D *lc l. printed in the St. Louis F o .t- ....... .A y H' '{ j ..... u .* 1 finance committee, \ . L. Guy, Haven Dispatch as follows: “ T in plate con- Smith, W alter Muir. . S 'M * — ^ A o. — ■ -w* ' ¿1 . . i! fjj v 'V ï i r T u V ' > •b ... i t . *•■■■•<*& t * ;■ / : ' G i m periodic pains, backache, that U'iir- lug-down feeling, flatulency, indiges tion, dim n ess, or nervous prostration. . v .d b # ? «S V * V - * Wij!* 1 a ? F R IE N D T O F R IE N D . The personal recommendations of people who have been cured of cou;;h a;, i colds by Cham berlain s Cough Remedy have < >ne more than all else to make it a star1 ar 1». of trade and com merce over a large part of ihe civilized world. A N IN ST A N C E . L o ry Suddrrth. o f Len-nr N. C., h id twrn troubled with • very bad rough f v over « year. S i t i i v i : " A friend buuKht a h.ttle of C t t m U M l v ' i Coi r.H R k m k d v , brought it to me and in « »t ..l Ih .t I »houM take it. I did •o and to my rarpriie it helped me. Pour buttles of it « ■ n d me o f my cough ' • For 8aJe by Belt A Cherrington THE HALL OF FAME. Richard Mansfield had long cherish ed a plan of establishing a chain of English Inns throughout this country, with plain furnishings and good plain food. Henry Graves, who died the other day In Chicago, was the oldest settler in the city. He arrived at Chicago from Ashtabula, O.. on July 15, 1831. No resident of Chicago now living was there then. Deacon Daniel S. Cooper o f the First Baptist church. New Haven. Conn., was presented with a purse of $100 recently in honor o f his eighty-eighth birthday and fifty-first year as a dea con o f the church. .Mark Tw ain was among the many thousands who visited tlu* Lusitania at New York In bidding adieu to the olficer w ho showed him over the ship In* observed. T i l have to tell Noah all about this when I meet him.” Mr E. J. Lup. on. parish clerk of Yarmouth. England, who has complet ed to -four years' service, has at tended U.ooo weddings at the parish ch ¡ch and lias U*eu absent from church only three times out o f nearly 2.: ' (i Sundays lie has given away more thap 1.21 to brides. Iowa's millionaire philanthropist, Abraham Slimmer o f W nverly. who has given more than .*500.000 to lienev- olent InsllfivIons and also large stuns to needy Individuals, recently toured the state Incognito, distributing money among per.-ons in want and seeking In stitutions worthy o f aid. The MnrquU of Stafford, who recent ly t-t-iehnitod his nineteenth birthday, is heir to the most extensive domain, If not the largest rent roll, enjoyed hy any subject o f K ing Edward. More th in a million acres In England and Scotland are under the lordship o f his father, the Duke of Sutherland. Dr Allan Boss Dlefeudorff. an alien 1st who test I tied In the Harry Thaw trial, has resigned from the medical st *IT o f the Connecticut Hospital For the Insane at Middletown. Conn., and has accepted a position as lecturer on insanity at Yah* and hereafter will make Ids residence In New Haven. Thomas Hill, n Law renceville (N. J.) farmer, has trained n hull to run a treadmill that pumps water, churns butter h ¡id does all o f that kind o f work. The bull. Hill says, beats a windmill or gasoliue engine ” h II to pieces.” and the work prevents him from doing damage with his horns. At Koek Island. III., recently Freder ick We.»erhanser, the St. Paul lumber inerc'i :. f. celebrated with Ills w ife their golden wedding in the presence o f lot) descendants. When Weyerhau- i ::i u*t: I tie w as a day laborer. Now he ts file ta *re t individual owner of si i M g tt cr in the United State«. 11 snpp » mm I to I k * worth over $100,- T ?o P ra c tic a l. “ 1 have come.” said the trembling you g nVin “ to ask for ths hand o f your daughter. ’ "H a v e you spoken to her atiout It?** “ Yes. air. and she Is perfectly willing, provided we can get your cousent.** "H um ph!” said the old man til a hard voice. ” 1 will si»eak to her a t>out It m yself Dees she actually think that «he can aup|»ort a husbandT** Women as Well as Men Are Made Miserable by Kidney Trouble. What Our County Officials Have Done Since Our Last Issue. Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor and cheerfulness soon disappear v/hen the kid neys are out of order or diseased. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Probate Court. Kidney trouble has Estate o f David Peters, deceased— re become so prevalent port of sale o f real estate confirmed. that it is not uncommon George Payne Jr., to A W Cooper for 9. child to be bom Guardianship of minors of Nellie lots in Falls C it y .......... $ 300 afflicted with weak kid Hit yes, deceased— petition for final set J R Belshe et ux to Clay Belshe neys. If the child urin I lot in M o n m o u th ..................... ?f>0 tlement of Bessie Hayes on grounds that ates too often, if the she has arrived at the age of majority W P and M E Lewis to K W and urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child B W Si roeg, 28,.”*7 acres 18 s r 8 w 1500 granted. reaches an age when it should be able to Polk County Bank to C A Norton Estate of Nancy Harris, deceased— control the passage, it is yet afflicted with lot in Falls City .............. 60 estate admitted to probate; Emerson L. bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of Kenneth Campbell to R A and A l Harris appointed administrator, W ebb the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first fred Campbell, interest in 5 Lewis, Ray Fawk and G. A. Larsen ap- step should be towards the treatment of acres, t 6 s, r ft w ...................... 1000 pointed appraisers. these important organs. This unpleasant Estate of John Campbell, deceased— trouble is due to a diseased condition of the* C N Tharp et ux to H B W alker, 4 acres, t 10 s, r 4 w ..................... 126 adm inistratrix ordered to appear at 1 kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as E V Brown et ux to H M Brown, o ’clock Thursday, Feb. 13. and show most people suppose. tot in D a lla s ............................. 60 why the estate should not be closed. Women as well as men are made mis Frank Butler et ux to Mrs B M erable with kidney and bladder trouble, Estate o f W illiam W illiams, deceased Adams, land in t 8 s, r 6 w ....... 226 and both need the same great remedy. — inventory and appraisement filed W P Bevens et ux to Lavina Perry, The mild and the immediate effect of and approved. lots in Independence.................... 750 S w a m p -R o o t Is soon realized. It is sold Estate of Mali Ion Guy, deceased— H B Plummer, trustee, to M M by druggists, In flfty- Ellis, lots in D a lla s .................... 150 administrator ordered to appear at 10 cent ana one dollar o ’clock a. m., February 15, and show Oregon and California Land Com sizes. You may have a why final account should not be filed. pany to Mark Blodgett, 36 acres sample bottle by mail ■ s a i g a in t 7 I , r ft w . . . . ............... 416 Guardianship of M yrtle W ithrow etal free, also pamphlet tell ITome of SwanijvUoot. Eloiee Stickney to H J Stickney, — inventory and appaisement filed and ing ail about ^t. Including many of the 14') acres, 1 8 a* r 6 w 1 approved. thousands of testimonial letters received Estate of H iiam B. 8 nipkins, deceas from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer Thomas Gleason to C C Campbell, 42 acres in Mount Pisgah Fruit ed— final account heard and approved & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y., be sure and Farms ...................................... 2500 and administrator discharged. mention thi3 paper. Agnes B and C C Campbell to Estate of Mary A . Simpkins, deceased Thomas Gleason, lots in Pallas 1100 Do not make any mlntake, but re — same order. member tlu* name, Swam p-Root, Dr R F Prather et ux t o ( ’ II Thomas, Estate of G. A. W ells, deceased— final one-half acre in 1 9 s, r 4 w*....... 20 K ilm er’ s Swamp-Root, and the address account heard and approved; executor W K W ann et ux to Ophelia Pim - inghainpton, N. Y . on every bottle. ick, lot in D allas........................ 275 discharged. Estate Herbert Davis, deceased— final John Dickinson et ux to G A Dick inson, 105.9 acres, t 9 8, r 4 w . . 1 account filed and set ior hearing, March 16th. DECEIVING THE EYE. Estate How ard Davis— same order as Marriage Licenses. above. How Witnesses M ay Differ as to What Estate Thos. Johnson —same order. Harry Douglas to Mary Guy. They Think They See. Estate Thos. Orton— same order. Cau anybody be perfectly sure that Estate A nos Croiser— bond filed in Fiske, the best prim er. he Is telling the truth, especially on sum of $4,80), filed and approved. the wltnesH stand? T o illustrate the Notice the new* ad of Hon. D. L. K eyt Estate Henry Ellis, deceased— final fact that tw o witnesses, testifying as on the first page. He is offering some account filed set, for hearing, March to how many people were In a mom, extraordinary bargains. 14th. may differ widely, yet honestly, In L. D Daniel has a fine supply of val Estate John Campbell, deceased— mat -their opinion. Professor Munsterherg entine postal cards now on display. ter contuued for hearing citatiou by in au artIMe in McClure’s relates the Call before they are picked over. i agreement to the 24th day of February. follow ing experiment with some o f his students o f psychology at Harvard: Easy to Finance. “ Last winter 1 made an experiment “ W hat Is so disgusting as to see a with the students o f my regular psy young girl chewing gum?” chology course In Harvard. Several “ Looks g<»od to me.” replied Charley hundred young men. mostly between l y BONCAN M. SMITH Tightwad. "Th ere is no other way I twenty and twenty-three, took part. know of to keep the dear creatures It was a test o f a very trivial, sort. I happy for a ceut.” asked them simply, without any theo BUYING EXPERIENCE. retical Introduction, at the beginning Not Superstitious. o f an ordinary lecture, to write down The gentleman who goes to law “ I don’t believe In luck.” careful answers to a number o f ques To right a fancied wrong “ W h y?” DlBCOvera that the remedy tions referring to that which they Is pretty middling strong “ It isn’ t lucky.** would see or hear. I urged them Vo And that he cannot get it free do It as conscientiously and carefully Or buy it fo r a song. as possible, and the hundreds o f an PERT PARAGRAPHS. H e calls *o mind a lawyer friend swers which I received showed clearly And drops Into tils place that every oue had done his best. I And lays before the legal light The devil likes human nature be The merits o f his et as, shall confine my report to the first 100 Cnuse there Is something so akin to Who tells him that It surely looks papers taken up at random. At first I JUmselt lu it. A winner on Its face. showed them a large sheet o f white cardboard on which fifty little black H e saj'B It seems as plain as day. No doubt children regard parents as As far as he can see. squares were pasted In irregular or a great responsibility. And that the Jury and the Judge, der. I exposed it for five seconds and Oath bound, must so agree, asked them how many black spots And then ne slyly I ints about ! la th in g equals the zeal with which A small retainer fee. were on the stieet. The answers va a foreigner strives to he like an Am er ried between twenty-five and 200. The ican except the zeal with which some That only gives the thing a start. answer over 100 was more frequent For ns the e:. •• gets hot Americans strive to l»e foreign. It gobbles up h i« bank account than that of below fifty. Only three And all that lu has got. felt unable to give a definite reply. Then When people are about to prosper And then he finds, alas, that he 1 showed a cardboard which contain they should see to it that they get a Must mortgage house and lot. ed only twenty such spots. This time braud that they can stand. The gentleman who goes to law the replies ran up to seventy and down For satisfaction looks. to ten. W e had here highly trained, But soon discovers there are kinks careful observers whose attention was Not written In the books And that In place o f sweet revenge concentrated on the material and who H e only gets the hooks. had full time for quiet scrutiny., Yet in both eases there were some who be L ib e ra l. lieved that they saw seven or eight times more points than some others saw, and yet we should he disinclined to *H»lleve In the sincerity o f tw o wit nesses, o f whom one felt sure that he saw 200 persons In a hall in which the other found only twenty.-flve.” Humor m Z Philosophy TEA Monevback means that the tea is good and well worth the money. Can t m e a n anything It Is no evidence thal a man Is a musician because he climbs into the baud wagon. “ There goes a «e lf made man.” “ W hat is the secret o f his success?” "N o secret about It at all. Just 1st him get at you and he will tell y pu all About It until you holler for help.’ * W o u ld n ’t H a v e H im . DALLAS CITY BAM Dallas, Oregon. R .C . C R A V E N - - V . G. V A S S A L L - - President Cashier DIKKCTORB: N. L. Butler, R. C. Crtven, D. L. Keyt M. M. F ile , W . (i. V i — IT. This hank i-- pleased to place at tH< dis|H»sal of its customers the íacilitie^ gained during many years of continuous vrvice and gr<*\vili. Do You Know I'liat bread is likely to absorb disease germs wbon shipped in a bag- g ig 1 eat a I ohu with oth er common baegage? That t he StarBskrry puts o it some ot ill" best beke- it'itfs t" be obtained any- w i' re in tin' W i l l a m e t t e Vall ey? Thai spent in your home town n worth irore to you than sent out? Three of the many reasons why should de mand tlie Dallas product when buying hakeatuffu, STAR BAKERY, D. T. BROWNE, Prop Preacher of Saints of the Apostolic Faith Goes to Jail. Most disfiguring skin eruptions, scrof ula, pimples, rashes, etc., are due to impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters is a clensing blood tonic. Makes you clear-eyed, dear-brained, dear-skinned Fritz (M erw o ld , one of the preachers in the Mission on M ill street, was oil trial before Judge Holman, in justice court this morning, charged with point ing a revolver at Miss Bneed, of North Dallas. The defendant was given a fine of $15 and costs, by the court. The de fendant refused to pay the fine and was committed to the custody of She:iff (¡rant. The testimony was very con flicting, and the defendant went to jail stoutly proclaiming his innocence. The Y Sow er N o S e c o n d Cha Good scii&o >:\yi miko the moit i FERKV’S S fE D S PORTLAND HOTEL ARRIVALS. hare made»:«!! cj * Iv r y*» 8--«1 I*.*:ai- th » m the • » . u.e i rnl—merit tclla Ferry 1 a &md Unnual ior 1008 Ml* lb • who’.- P'" l Story FUEL for tSit! aaklng. iHM.'t sow b. cil* till you get It. Thursday: C. L Haw ley, McCoy .las. R iddell, Monmouth Mrs. M. V. Smith, Dallas Miss Lydia Campbell, Dallas ( Lee, Falls City F rid a y: A. C. Joyce, wife and son, Dallas Wm. McMasters. Dallas J. S. Cooper, Independence B. F. Jones, Indedendeuce Mrs. L F. Lackey, Falls City C. L. Hawley, McCoy Saturday; .). P. Rlake, Dallas W. W illiam s et ux, Dallas Sunday: A. Johnson, Dallas Miss A. Reddekopp. Dallas N. L. Atkin, Independence C L. Fritchard, Dallas 1). L. K eyt, Perrydule T u esd ay: W ill K. Johns, Monmouth W. E. Craven, Independence I). A. Hodge, Independence A. G. Joyce, Dallas W ednesday: J. P. Blake, Dallas Ross Nelson, Independence D A Madison, Dallas John Bird, Dallas D K. FfkffY & CO., D. l .Qit. Mica. »♦ ♦ »»»♦ ♦ ♦ »♦ ♦ •»♦ »♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ a X When in A irlie ♦ V isit the 4 ^ PALACE CIGAR STORE, * ▼ Cool drinks, fresh candiesa i X choice line o f cigars and tobeco. J X i 4 R. J. Evaits, Proprietor. t i. j A A A A A A A.A AAfcA V A * * A A * A MISS M. OLIVE SMITH INSTRUCTOR ON PIANO AND ORGAN. Studio : Room 2, W ilson building, I ^ D alla s, Oregon. I ! L & Nursing baby? It’s a heavy strain on mother. H er system is called upon to supply nourishment for two. Some form of nourishment that will be easily taken up by mother’s system is needed. S c o t t ’s E m u ls io n contains the greatest possible amount of nourish- ment in easily digested form. Mother and baby are wonderfully helped by its use. X ALL DRUGGISTS: 50c. AND Î1.30 . *V\\ ^ ST\, A ’ ./JV /JO. it ^ & ÌÈL jkt & # * .^Y. ïéf W ^ * CHINA and fg GLASS W ARE A T REDUCED PRICES * £ * * * * * X m * 1 w w m * Ambition leads people In a thonsand different dtreclioiis. but usua’ ly leaves them oil In the same locality Your jrrnrfr returns tout money if you don’t like .» lli.it: we ray h.ui. IN D K I'E X D I'.N C K , OR. Probate work a specialty. The Polk County MoTfair Assoc*'*ti - will meet at the court house on next Saturday at 1 o'clock p. m. Members of the association ea get sacks at the Dallas Mercantile C o’s store. | Soft solder Isn’t as strong ns hard j words, but 1» apt to be more effective. else. B. F. JONES Attorney-at-Law Mohair Meeting. T “SAINT” IN TROUBLE. UNDER THE BIG CLOCK. “ N o w ," said the law yer to the coun sel ou the opposing side after he bod exhaustively examined his star w it ness. bringing out the alleged facts that his side had a clear case and that every witness on the other side was n perjurer and a horse thief, "you may take the witness.” j “ Not I.” drawled the other lawyer. “ I wouldn't take him as a gift. You might throw In his clothes, and the oil can with which he oils his. Imagina tion. aud the monkey wrench with which he tightens ap the whesla In his head, and then 1 wouldn’t take him. No. sir. I f I wanted a witness the worst way and he were the only witness on earth. I wouldn’t soli my hands by taking that low down speci men. T ake him yourself or let the bailiff get a pair o f tougs and take him away.** As Usual. When the frosting's on the pumpkin And the pumpkin's In the pie, What a lot of satisfaction Can be compassed In a sigh. It’s n sigh of sweet contentment; It's a tribute to the skill Of the daughter, wife or mother W ho has stuffed us till we're ill. She can give us cakes and pudding; W e will eat them till we die. But we give the Haunting banner To the golden pumpkin pie. Getting Back at Some One. “ He has three sr.iis. aud he is ffohig to make dentists o f all o f them.” “ That fellow must have It li» for the human race." As a rule, when you please yourself you d on 't It Is as easy to turn a man’s head as It Is to pick his pocket, and there are those who can turn both tricks at the same time. § At the Racket Store | A COMMON EXPRESSION W hen I want my laundry done up nicely I take it to the Dallas Steam Laundry N O R T H M A IN S T R E E T B O T H PH ONES Lots o f people aim nign wno are too nervous to pull the trigger A t the Bottom of San Francisco Bay. What a melancholy sight the bottom o f San Francisco buy must present! A diver recently told me o f going down to the City o f Queliec. sunk many years ago at the mouth o f the harbor by one o f the large China steamers. H e descended with a stout heart and a mind Inured to the tragedies of the tea, but when he sa w tw o sisters of charity sleeping quietly In their l>erths and near by n man on Ids kuees. sw ay ing back and forth with the motion of the tide, and « dim. mysterious light over all the sot:itier objects his heart failed him. and he gave the signal to be hauled nliove The San Rafael lies there too She went down in 1901, sent to the botiom by a collision with an other steamer in the fog. The relent less tide runs oxer her cosy cabins and lienutlftil stairway, dank with the p«s sage o f time And there lie also, caught In the sea weed, the City o f Rio Janeiro, the Es ramhln. the May Flint ami the Caleb Curtis, the last s ptlotlioat sunk tn a blinding fog Truly, the bottom o f the bay la paved with memories. — Ban Francisco Call. First-Class Stationery is both a luxury r.nd a necessity. I f you are thinking o f gotng away don t fail to ti ke an abundant supply with you. You may not be _______ able to get any at youi F f , r-f-, , , place. T H E SH APE. SIZE A N D COLOR o f your stationery denote * your acquaintance with social usages. I f you com e here lere for your supply you will avoid all mistakes in that direction. You will •also escape paying a great big price for what you buy. W. H. ROY & CO.